The Poppy Speedrun that does Everything, but WRONG

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  • @demypeace
    @demypeace 2 роки тому +3462

    just hearing mommy go "oh...it BROKE." as you are falling through the map is particularly humorous to me.

    • @MsNoPixel
      @MsNoPixel 2 роки тому +95

      It’s so perfectly timed, it’s like it was intended.

    • @Xaydex87
      @Xaydex87 2 роки тому +114

      Here's the timestamp 16:39

    • @asiandrew7462
      @asiandrew7462 2 роки тому +27

      @@Xaydex87 thank you king

    • @raphisomething8383
      @raphisomething8383 2 роки тому +22

      Mommy bout to kill mob games because they forgot to unscrew the game's bugs

    • @jenniferbrownhill2373
      @jenniferbrownhill2373 2 місяці тому

      Thx​@@Xaydex87

  • @greengamer2026
    @greengamer2026 2 роки тому +6057

    0% Speedrun where you don't do any key things like open hand scanner doors or story events. Someone's gonna find a way to do it.

    • @tlkfanrwbyfan8716
      @tlkfanrwbyfan8716 2 роки тому +748

      0% speedrun but it’s just 3 hours of someone doing nothing but staring dead eyed into the camera with no other emotion.

    • @theespressocookie
      @theespressocookie 2 роки тому +185

      how long do we think it'll take until it's a valid speedrun category?

    • @austinorlando4326
      @austinorlando4326 2 роки тому +225

      That's just any% final form right?
      Although i guess it depends on what kind of skips show up.

    • @danknados
      @danknados 2 роки тому +54

      I'm not sure that's possible because you have to hand scan to get into the train and pull the breaks

    • @m1ves
      @m1ves 2 роки тому +45

      @@theespressocookie i give it like 6 Months after release

  • @MrMordethrhedan
    @MrMordethrhedan 2 роки тому +2740

    "Cofee is solid stuff mixed in water while tea is dried leafes soaked in it, cofee is not tea"
    Because tea leafs aren't a solid, of course

    • @jackmaguire8634
      @jackmaguire8634 2 роки тому +81

      Eh, you don't drink tea leaves.

    • @vpmgamer2995
      @vpmgamer2995 2 роки тому +153

      A much easier explanation is that the coffee we drink comes from grains, and tea, from leaves (or flowers).

    • @squidcultist0022
      @squidcultist0022 2 роки тому +293

      @@jackmaguire8634 you don't drink coffee grounds either

    • @MrMordethrhedan
      @MrMordethrhedan 2 роки тому +206

      @@jackmaguire8634 Yeah but, the coffee grain are filtered away too, you just drink the water infused by it, just like tea

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 2 роки тому +149

      @@MrMordethrhedan Some people think only instant coffee exists, which is baffling to me.

  • @starmantheta2028
    @starmantheta2028 2 роки тому +2446

    'Ultra MILF Skip' is quite possibly one of the best names for a strat I have ever heard.

    • @yokuutsu9097
      @yokuutsu9097 2 роки тому

      MILF POWER

    • @hugosimpon3605
      @hugosimpon3605 2 роки тому +1

      We need more MILF type skips

    • @crierofirony4000
      @crierofirony4000 2 роки тому +96

      You're forgetting Bloodborne's "Cum Dungeon" echo farming strat

    • @foxii542
      @foxii542 2 роки тому +61

      it's on par with deltarune chapter 2's 'lesbian skip'

    • @brandonpelaske1487
      @brandonpelaske1487 2 роки тому +35

      Lest we forget Obama skip in BFBBR

  • @fruitloopius8527
    @fruitloopius8527 2 роки тому +326

    Mommy: I was abandoned here and I'm miserable, also I'll eat you if you cheat
    Astral: COFFEE ISN'T A FUCKING SOUP CHAT

    • @GLORIOUSCHONK
      @GLORIOUSCHONK 6 місяців тому +11

      Imagine hearing that in game.
      You're monologuing about you pain and insanity and this guy is sqwuaking about categorizing liquids.

    • @v1p3rlotus
      @v1p3rlotus 4 місяці тому +7

      @@GLORIOUSCHONK not just that, but presumably to people you can't see

  • @imaginaryidiot
    @imaginaryidiot 2 роки тому +3387

    You'd expect with this being the second chapter that it would be SLIGHTLY less broken than the first but... No. Not at all.

    • @blyat8832
      @blyat8832 2 роки тому +123

      and yet everyone is still supporting it instead of doing what they said they would (which was boy cott and make sure the game doesn't get any more money). ironic

    • @plantgang8738
      @plantgang8738 2 роки тому +68

      @@blyat8832 cause people like the game while yes the people behind it might not be the best you can still like a game and support new chapters even if the makers are bad hell the game devs dis nothing rong its mob that did those things so if people want to support the game theirs nothing wrong with that

    • @blyat8832
      @blyat8832 2 роки тому +84

      @@plantgang8738 yeah, but that's not what I'm saying lol. I'm saying a grand majority of the people talking all big magically either disappeared or just decided to follow the game, instead of doing what they threatened lol

    • @leonel392
      @leonel392 2 роки тому +78

      @@blyat8832 The game is enjoyable, unlike other games, you should chase the glitches to find them. In a casual playthrough, you will not find almost any game-breaking glitch

    • @blyat8832
      @blyat8832 2 роки тому +12

      ​@@leonel392 people must really not know how to read thoroughly these days lmao

  • @TheSoulArchitech
    @TheSoulArchitech 2 роки тому +716

    I'm not homophobic, I'm home-o-phobic
    Real estate is terrifying

  • @kailey4404
    @kailey4404 2 роки тому +189

    2:30
    Poppy: help me plz she has me
    Spiff: COFFE ISNT SOUP ITS TEA

    • @tomnyskull
      @tomnyskull 2 роки тому

      I wish there was a way to make instant tea

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 2 роки тому +450

    Spiff: "Damn, you slow as fuck"
    Mommy: *"And I took that personally"*

  • @plslover
    @plslover 2 роки тому +750

    There should be a Jack% idk if there is but you just gotta get to the tape with Jacksepticeye as fast as possible

    • @LoreCatan
      @LoreCatan 2 роки тому +2

      nah, what's the point of a speedrun if you don't get to the end? You don't speedrun to certain parts of the game and stop there, that's dumb. It's like the one golden rule of speedruns.

    • @luka_8
      @luka_8 2 роки тому +273

      @@LoreCatan what
      Like, I don't know shit about video games or Speedrunning but there have been SO many categories that require you to go to a certain thing or craft something as an endgoal. Most of them are joke-y categories (nipple% in Super Mario Oddyssey, for example), but it completely changes the way you go about the game because instead of focusing on the end you gotta change your tactics to reach that one specific goal faster.

    • @missdarling7806
      @missdarling7806 2 роки тому +185

      @@LoreCatan i mean. you’re completely wrong because there’s many, many speed runs where your goal is to do a certain thing instead of beat the game.
      get your facts right before acting like you know everything

    • @deinnydoes5356
      @deinnydoes5356 2 роки тому +97

      @@LoreCatan Butter Dog Dog Wit Da Butter On Him%

    • @hitthere7722
      @hitthere7722 2 роки тому +124

      @@LoreCatan the golden rule of speed runs is “go fast, not slow”, and that’s about the only rule
      other than like, don’t splice or mod

  • @thatonedemodog
    @thatonedemodog 2 роки тому +474

    "The standard power nipples, they're circular, so they fit." - AstralSpiff, 2022

  • @circumferenced
    @circumferenced 2 роки тому +1177

    The only thing scary about Poppy Playtime is its developers.

    • @clarise-lyrasmith3
      @clarise-lyrasmith3 2 роки тому +1

      thank you cum, very cool

    • @BoldTint
      @BoldTint 2 роки тому +20

      Literally no one asked

    • @Gustoberg
      @Gustoberg 2 роки тому +13

      fr

    • @playkawaii2104
      @playkawaii2104 2 роки тому +79

      I wouldn't say that because the devs* aren't the same people responsible for the NFT thing right? Correct me if I'm wrong.
      Edit:The dev team*

    • @circumferenced
      @circumferenced 2 роки тому +2

      @@playkawaii2104 nah, thats one reason but not the reason im talking about. the devs harrased a 15 year old kid enough for him to sign into a psychiatric hospital. A LITERAL SUICIDE HOSPITAL OVER A GAME. 😐

  • @DaApplely
    @DaApplely 2 роки тому +817

    The fan is every speedrunner's worst nightmare

    • @henryapplebottom7231
      @henryapplebottom7231 2 роки тому +62

      Matpat has warned us for years.

    • @eusen3608
      @eusen3608 2 роки тому +66

      That fucking fan lost me all my spiff balls, the hate I have for that fan cannot be described in words.
      But seriously I have no idea how the play testers could have missed such a huge bug in that small of a space.

    • @lostgarbage4055
      @lostgarbage4055 2 роки тому +7

      @@eusen3608 they had 2 hours to playtest this game. Give those guys some slack...

    • @eusen3608
      @eusen3608 2 роки тому +2

      @@lostgarbage4055 yeah I completely forgot how much of a shit show release was

    • @jevilstail
      @jevilstail 2 роки тому +2

      @@lostgarbage4055 two hours? What?

  • @twitchyeyess
    @twitchyeyess 2 роки тому +420

    2:56 the stuff that we are made of is literally called “primordial soup”. so we ARE soup.

    • @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877
      @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 2 роки тому +21

      Isn't it that we came from the soup? That would mean that soup is a cooking method

    • @yaboyboris7607
      @yaboyboris7607 2 роки тому +1

      @@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 technically sunlight is a very slow, ineffective method of cooking

    • @cheeto.burrito
      @cheeto.burrito 2 роки тому +17

      No, that is not the definition of primordial soup. We are, however, still stew.

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 2 роки тому +3

      Also isn't the primordial soup in the ocean making the ocean a soup.

    • @yaboyboris7607
      @yaboyboris7607 2 роки тому +10

      @@robert.7230 the ocean is full of fish and plants and is literally just a lot of water so the ocean is soup even without the primordial soup

  • @brianco28
    @brianco28 2 роки тому +768

    there’s something so beautiful about your chat screaming ‘GAY ICON’ every time kissy missy shows up on screen

    • @DubbingJOjojojo
      @DubbingJOjojojo 2 роки тому +28

      Cuz they are, their just stating the obvious.

    • @TheQueensToast
      @TheQueensToast 2 роки тому +8

      Why do they say that? Who decided Kissy Missy is gay? /genq

    • @vaporeon1166
      @vaporeon1166 2 роки тому +16

      Because there statin facts

    • @the_phr0g_lord
      @the_phr0g_lord Рік тому +9

      @@TheQueensToast i mean you don’t have to be gay to be a gay icon :)

    • @TheQueensToast
      @TheQueensToast Рік тому +4

      @@the_phr0g_lord Sure, but I also see people calling her a lesbian queen. Why's that?

  • @ultmateragnarok8376
    @ultmateragnarok8376 2 роки тому +142

    _"What would you do, if there was a Huggy right in front of you?"_
    Spiff:

    • @NotASpyReally
      @NotASpyReally 2 роки тому +4

      pet it?

    • @dukefang1001
      @dukefang1001 Рік тому

      Discuss politics. Neither of us know anything about it, so there would definitely be some momentary distraction.

  • @hero-bo7qc
    @hero-bo7qc 2 роки тому +340

    Fun fact: mommy long legs kills bunzo and the mini Huggies after you beat their minigames

    • @haka-katyt7439
      @haka-katyt7439 2 роки тому +84

      Pretty sure after you hear bunzo die you can go back to musical memory and he is dead

    • @hero-bo7qc
      @hero-bo7qc 2 роки тому +108

      @@haka-katyt7439 you can hear bunzo and the mini Huggies get killed after their minigames, not pugapiller tho

    • @NukiFurry
      @NukiFurry 2 роки тому +8

      @@hero-bo7qc yea pug is just to big I think

    • @hero-bo7qc
      @hero-bo7qc 2 роки тому +41

      @@NukiFurry I think it's because she didn't have enough time to kill him, she went searching for you

    • @NukiFurry
      @NukiFurry 2 роки тому +6

      @@hero-bo7qc yeah that’s probably true

  • @aaronalmeida667
    @aaronalmeida667 2 роки тому +4788

    I know that this is irrelevant but the peaches that I just ate were so good.

  • @Shadow-jc8ov
    @Shadow-jc8ov 2 роки тому +1338

    Quick question: how fast could any% POSSIBLY be done if you guess the code on the first try?

    • @Oko_Thief
      @Oko_Thief 2 роки тому +125

      Fast

    • @malakimphoros2164
      @malakimphoros2164 2 роки тому +242

      Since you can get to the train less than 2 minutes not getting the code on the first try just means a quick reset, it's a 10% chance.

    • @RainTheMain808
      @RainTheMain808 2 роки тому +88

      @@malakimphoros2164 add that to the fact you can get the green hand even at the start of the game and I’d say about 3 minutes in total for a any% speedrun

    • @Ederurlo
      @Ederurlo 2 роки тому +80

      Considering that the autosplitter gives you the code, you do get the code first try every time. Current WR is 4:04 but he failed the skip once so it would probably be more towards the 3:50 mark.

    • @Weird04Life
      @Weird04Life 2 роки тому +2

      I thought the code was the same everytime wasn't it?

  • @paleongames
    @paleongames 2 роки тому +183

    You started out by just reclaiming your title. You ended by destroying spreedrunners dreams

  • @catandogclone7880
    @catandogclone7880 2 роки тому +86

    I don’t blame you for finding Arcee from Transformers Prime attractive. Most people that watched it felt the same about her and Airachnid.

  • @marko6204
    @marko6204 2 роки тому +63

    You know mommy saying "oh, it broke." Its way more accurate with that skip

  • @scarlettetherose
    @scarlettetherose 2 роки тому +51

    Here to put in my two cents on Arcee. I watched transformers with her in it (Probably the same show but I'm not sure) and my god she was THE baddest bitch! Just absolutely the coolest character in the show. Spiff has taste! I had a cool figurine toy thing of her that I lost a while ago, unfortunately. But yeah she was hella awesome and probably was what "awakened" me when I was young.

  • @danielvinceneo3556
    @danielvinceneo3556 2 роки тому +288

    And there will be that person who tries to cheat the speedrun by "discovering" a new strategies

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 2 роки тому +5

      Don't worry, you don't need to say Woppy's name. They've already faded into obscurity, I believe. lol

    • @TheWilderCat
      @TheWilderCat 2 роки тому +1

      @@VenomQuill I've just now showed up, not a big speedrunning consumer. Who did what?

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 2 роки тому

      @TheWilderCat Poppy Woppy is a fake speedrunner, and not even a good one. Spiff talks about them in his "revealing Poppy cheater" video from Chapter One. It's a great video. Dumb faker.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 2 роки тому +52

    “You guys obsess over categorizing liquids”
    What a statement

  • @natefessler3961
    @natefessler3961 2 роки тому +393

    Hot take: Coffee and tea are not soup, but they are both broths.

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 2 роки тому +59

      Thank you! As far as I'm concerned, there's broths, where the flavour comes from something solid being steeped (coffee, tea, etc.), there's soup, where the liquid and seasonings are the focus, and there's stew, where the chunks are the focus.

    • @natefessler3961
      @natefessler3961 2 роки тому +29

      @@bobthegamingtaco6073 I dig this perspective! But it begs one crucial question: What is the focus in a chowder?

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder 2 роки тому +7

      @@natefessler3961 That's a genuinely good question.

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 2 роки тому +28

      @@natefessler3961 I think chowder is the perfect balance, the yin and yang between soup and stew

    • @Lucinoxe_Halliday
      @Lucinoxe_Halliday 2 роки тому +8

      Hot take: broth is just meat tea

  • @LeoTakelz2
    @LeoTakelz2 2 роки тому +289

    That musical memory skip will be easier to get as time passes by, Good Job Spiff

    • @cheeseoh
      @cheeseoh 2 роки тому +11

      No, cause it launches you randomly, there is no way for it to consistently land you back to the lower level of musical memory. That's why he either launches way above the map, into the death void or anywhere. It can't get easier over time if it's dependent on if it launches you correctly or not

    • @brunobruno-c1d
      @brunobruno-c1d 2 роки тому +5

      @@cheeseoh the thing is, we dont know if its truly random, for all we know, there could be a specific spot that makes it work consistently, many games which had speedruns had it depend on pure RNG at the start but then players got the strats to make it consistent as time went on

  • @alexandergoodman5014
    @alexandergoodman5014 2 роки тому +62

    Spiff: talking about something serious
    Chat: DEEZ NUTS
    The loading screen: GREGORY, YOU NEED TO ACT SUS-
    His Grabpack arms: *rips through spacetime*

  • @deeplyjuniper
    @deeplyjuniper 2 роки тому +22

    It was a joy to hang out and watch you explain some of the skips you were doing in stream, as well as just general tomfoolery in the chat. Always love seeing your content, and congrats on the PB and World Record!!

  • @Pc-fs7vc
    @Pc-fs7vc 2 роки тому +46

    Not many channels at all I can say I immediately watch their new videos as soon as they appear in my notifications, this is one of those very few channels! Love your stuff!

  • @Riley_The_Goober
    @Riley_The_Goober 11 місяців тому +24

    9:15 oh little do you know future spigg... little do you know

    • @Aiya876
      @Aiya876 10 місяців тому +1

      i was JUST thinking this !!!

    • @amaikurusu188
      @amaikurusu188 10 місяців тому +1

      WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT ON THAT

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken 2 роки тому +71

    oh goodness the any% speedrun looks terrifying

  • @saramadan2947
    @saramadan2947 2 роки тому +80

    I’ve never played poppy playtime but watching all these skips and speedruns you do makes me want to buy it.

    • @argon7624
      @argon7624 2 роки тому +35

      Don't do it. It's not worth it.

    • @Sasha-zw9ss
      @Sasha-zw9ss 2 роки тому +21

      Just torrent if you want.

    • @MYLAR.
      @MYLAR. 2 роки тому +34

      Pirating it would be better, honestly

    • @G00dTaste
      @G00dTaste 2 роки тому +28

      Pirate it if you really want to play it, the dev team for this game has done some effed up shit

    • @dimentio9833
      @dimentio9833 2 роки тому +18

      better off pirating it because that wouldnt support the things they did

  • @MemesToa
    @MemesToa 2 роки тому +10

    The moment you mentioned “Transformers” and “motorcycle,” I knew exactly who you were talking about, and I’m in the same boat as you.

  • @skygazer6082
    @skygazer6082 2 роки тому +26

    I love how professional these skips are

  • @Tako10008
    @Tako10008 2 роки тому +40

    Mr Spiff, whenever I watch your videos I smile. What you do, is what one day I will do. Every time I see a new video, my spark for my gaming/coding
    career wishes burns brighter, and you never fail to make me laugh. Thank you AstralSpiff, for inspiring me. 😄

  • @exist4046
    @exist4046 2 роки тому +15

    23:50 that whole conversation just tends to remind me that I actively view the fictional skeleton OCs I create as more attractive than real life humans.

  • @henryapplebottom7231
    @henryapplebottom7231 2 роки тому +56

    13-year old him was like "damn I wanna ride that motorcycle."

    • @husariuspl117
      @husariuspl117 2 роки тому +4

      I bet a lot of us were like that

    • @coffee-ouji
      @coffee-ouji Рік тому

      Kazuichi Souda said that, probably

  • @maefalls7282
    @maefalls7282 2 роки тому +476

    I wish that we would hold to our word and boycott this game because of the shitty developers but my god Spiffs content is too good and I'd rather support this king anyways

    • @DomExists
      @DomExists 2 роки тому +44

      the devs are bad game is good so ill still watch and play it

    • @colorbar.s
      @colorbar.s 2 роки тому +43

      @@DomExists which is still paying them and letting them know it doesn't matter what kind of things they do

    • @AnglosArentHuman
      @AnglosArentHuman 2 роки тому +82

      @@colorbar.s The virgin NFT owner vs the Chad torrent seeder

    • @randomaccount4950
      @randomaccount4950 2 роки тому +20

      @@colorbar.s bro what? We called them out on what they did, so what they do does matter. You can support the game but not endorse the devs

    • @tryingtoart264
      @tryingtoart264 2 роки тому +31

      colorbar.s they aren’t making any money off spiff unless you buy merch through his link

  • @Hectordaboom
    @Hectordaboom 2 роки тому +61

    People talking about coffee being a soup, but how about this quote:
    “Eating beans I see! Let me tell you a secret: Coffee, is just bean soup.”
    - Zyzx_, 7/26/19

    • @RasEli03
      @RasEli03 2 роки тому +1

      I have never drank the coffee sewage, so soup sounds right

    • @testerwulf3357
      @testerwulf3357 2 роки тому

      Coffee isn't beans..so it can't be "bean soup".

    • @Hectordaboom
      @Hectordaboom 2 роки тому +1

      @@testerwulf3357 Coffee beans get grinded up and brewed with water to turn into coffee, so it is technically “bean soup”

    • @ZeroSorrow
      @ZeroSorrow 2 роки тому

      coffee is not soup

    • @Hectordaboom
      @Hectordaboom 2 роки тому

      @@ZeroSorrow My evidence for it being a soup is above your reply. What is your counterargument?

  • @IJNAoba9-25-26
    @IJNAoba9-25-26 2 роки тому +18

    Spiff is gonna reach a point where He's gonna end up as Steel wool and The Playtime Dev's Game tester.

  • @AirConditioning_Gaming
    @AirConditioning_Gaming 5 місяців тому +5

    9:25 "...as long as you guys keep hyping up Kissy Missy they'll never be able to kill her off"
    Oh how wonderfully this aged lmao

  • @stagdragon3978
    @stagdragon3978 2 роки тому +9

    26:04 I love how hard long legs is trying to get your attention and failing. She is so close to the ground here.

  • @spectra-inventa
    @spectra-inventa 10 місяців тому +3

    9:16 “how would you guys feel if we killed Kissy Missy in chapter3?” Devastated past spiff.

  • @skeletalking9782
    @skeletalking9782 2 роки тому +6

    Love that 3/4ths of the way through the video he started talking about Transformers Prime, while violently breaking the game with glitches

  • @thomashost272
    @thomashost272 2 роки тому +30

    If it's any consolation, Arcee IS way too attractive for a normal robot.

  • @Lunarcreeper
    @Lunarcreeper 2 роки тому +10

    33:16
    the way it turned actually spooked me a bit

  • @littleangelml5145
    @littleangelml5145 2 роки тому +7

    Honestly just wanted to say I love your videos, your energy and content style brings me joy and I hope you continue doing what you do Spiff.

  • @shrekisbae2508
    @shrekisbae2508 2 роки тому +47

    I'm just trying to process how serious a world record is

    • @FrostFire425
      @FrostFire425 2 роки тому +1

      Extremely.
      There are over 7 billion people in the world as I type this, so being number 1 out of 7 billion is a huge achievement

    • @NotASpyReally
      @NotASpyReally 2 роки тому +8

      @@FrostFire425 Well yeah but not all 7 billion are trying to get the world record speedrun of Poppy Playtime

  • @frogostar
    @frogostar 2 роки тому +22

    HI SPIFF! I remember being there for this stream! It was super super fun!

  • @iris_mono
    @iris_mono 2 роки тому +16

    “First we discovered the ultra milf skip.”
    *rock raises eyebrow*

  • @eluxt2463
    @eluxt2463 2 роки тому +25

    I love these videos theyre rlly entertaining ngl! Keep up the amazing content!!!!

  • @jacquiv8084
    @jacquiv8084 2 роки тому +2

    Love the video!!
    Also just wanted to say I really appreciate your little notes on specific terminology of speed running/what certain colours mean!! Helps non-speed runners a lot lmao

  • @imvirpil
    @imvirpil 2 роки тому +5

    25:17 love how the headphone wire just drops

  • @I_am_a_cat_mixed_with_a_rock
    @I_am_a_cat_mixed_with_a_rock 10 місяців тому +2

    9:14 "How would you guys feel if we ended up killing Kissy Missy in chapter 3".... well that was a fun prediction 😭

  • @d4rkdr4g0n4
    @d4rkdr4g0n4 2 роки тому +30

    Mommy Long Legs is one of the most scariest things I've seen in a video game. So in that outro watching her just 180 at spiff when he landed nearly made me shit my pants.

  • @notoriousgoblin83
    @notoriousgoblin83 2 роки тому +2

    Coffee is literally a type of tea. It just is. Tea (more specifically herbal tea) is basically plant material where the chemicals inside are extracted into the water, by dissolving the chemicals into the water by boiling or waiting. Soup is a mix of meat and/or vegetables in water, stock or milk. The most notable difference is you ingest the materials in a soup, where you generally don't with teas.

  • @larpdude7308
    @larpdude7308 2 роки тому +11

    OK, googled it an... yeah Arcee could get it anytime. Spiff has always had good taste, robot or otherwise.

  • @gamingwithkings497
    @gamingwithkings497 2 роки тому +28

    This looks more glitchy than an SB speedrun

  • @Jolts99
    @Jolts99 10 місяців тому +11

    9:32 this aged well didn’t it?

  • @Inferno2368
    @Inferno2368 2 роки тому +8

    22:43 Arcee is doing her job then, she's been doing this to people since 1986 lmao

  • @warhammertrash1626
    @warhammertrash1626 2 роки тому +12

    Spiff is now an official member of the robot-appreciator community

  • @abaddonarts1129
    @abaddonarts1129 2 роки тому +2

    So UA-cam now shows what the most replayed segment of a video is and I love that it's on the Kissy Missy part @ 12:30. Truly your Twitch chat actively watches you here as well

  • @TheEG13
    @TheEG13 2 роки тому +12

    This stream was so fun to watch, congrats on the wr spiff.

  • @starwithadonut
    @starwithadonut 10 місяців тому +3

    9:15 foreshadowing goes crazy

  • @ethanlomer1921
    @ethanlomer1921 2 роки тому +8

    as soon as Spiff said Transformers and Motorcycle i knew exactly where he was going

  • @theanonymousashley4301
    @theanonymousashley4301 2 роки тому +18

    Everytime Spiff drops a new video, you know it‘s gonna be broken :3

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 2 роки тому +7

    Wait until Spiff finds out there’s a weirdly well made r34 comic about the motorcycle lady

  • @Mobboss754
    @Mobboss754 10 місяців тому +1

    “As long as you guys keep hyping up kissy missy they’ll never be able to kill her off” - Spigg, 9:14. This is the definition of “irony”

  • @botbee2316
    @botbee2316 2 роки тому +7

    This was the Prime Arcee right? Because that was definitely the best dude. I can fricken relate. No one who watched Prime hasn’t at least thought that.

  • @solysnivy
    @solysnivy 11 місяців тому +1

    Not long ago there was a very important announcement over in The Game Theorists. This AstralSpiff video, being the latest in my Watch Later playlist, was the first thing unrelated to MatPat that I opened after going in a short, saddened binge of some old theories, and what do I find? A MENTION OF HIM OFC! This really is haunting me everywhere I go...

  • @AzureTempest
    @AzureTempest 2 роки тому +3

    23:00 Just wait till Spiff discovers Arcee from The Transformers The Movie (G1 Arcee, aka the original)

  • @XIxCaptainKRulLT
    @XIxCaptainKRulLT Рік тому

    I can argue that coffee is far closer to that of tea instead of soup, and with a very simple solution; Tannins. While coffee doesn't *technically* produce tannins, it is listed under the "psuedo-tannin" category. Tea produces tannins, and is notable for it's role in helping fight off mild illness (cold, allergies) and soothe some pain with severe ones.
    It's also useful in the aquarium hobby by naturally reducing PH levels and fighting off both bacterial and fungal illnesses. Tannins come from driftwood, dried leaves, cones, and a number of other dried plants, and will commonly be boiled and soaked for a few days (or a few weeks if only soaked, not boiled) before introducing the leaves into the tank. Betta fish in particular are one species that like these setups, as it more closely replicates their natural habitat.
    Also love your speedrun videos, mate :] I just know a fair amount about tea's and coffee, and know quite a big about fish and fishkeeping. Both go hand-in-hand at times (minus the coffee. As far as I'm aware, caffeine isn't good for fish), which can be helpful.
    Note: The fishtank might also smell like tea.

  • @UnknownGamer-bw3kz
    @UnknownGamer-bw3kz 2 роки тому +7

    that same thing happened in my first speedrun of this game, i shot the back of the train and i lost control of both my hands.

  • @irosquaredboku
    @irosquaredboku 2 роки тому +2

    Coffee is a tisane, also called herbal tea or herbal infusion, but a tisane can be any infusion of plant material, including herbs, spices, leafs, flowers, and *seeds*. Coffee beans are coffea seeds, so coffee is a tisane.

  • @FurryWrecker911
    @FurryWrecker911 2 роки тому +4

    Spiff thinking Arce was a spin-off character was amusing. She was a character in the OG Gen 1 series from the 1980s.

  • @asuperboringvideomaker5104
    @asuperboringvideomaker5104 2 роки тому +2

    18:40 "theres NO way im doing a run with that skip" 2 seconds later in the video "Alright im going to try some runs"

  • @Lunarcreeper
    @Lunarcreeper 2 роки тому +16

    29:33
    I KNOW RIGHT?
    even the line before, she said she wished "it" could've lasted a little longer

  • @Flock_of_sheep
    @Flock_of_sheep 2 роки тому +2

    / On the green power supplies being called nipples for context - Left this one on the vods channel but nipple is actually used in electric work! I know this because i started working at a specialised electronics store and have unfortunately learnt that the raised ends on batteries are called nipples.
    I frequently read manuals on these things that say the nipple needs to go against the other nipple for robotics.
    People also ask if they need to solder on nipples occasionally.
    Im havin a great time LMAO

  • @ivuriexo
    @ivuriexo 2 роки тому +17

    that arcee bit was hilarious she is so fine 😌

  • @skeetboopbo
    @skeetboopbo 3 місяці тому +2

    Just realized Spiff literally predicted Kissy Missy's death in Chapter 3 omfg

  • @tru1shot-
    @tru1shot- 2 роки тому +7

    Your actually one of the most intertaining youtubers, and im so mad that i havent had a chance to join in one of your lives but i just want to say keep up the good work. AND REMEMBER ME WHEN YOUR FAMOUS LMAOO😂

    • @Schnort
      @Schnort 2 роки тому

      I was there for ticking lol

  • @piscessoedroen
    @piscessoedroen 2 роки тому +2

    Yeah i grew up with that exact show. Arcee gives me feelings i didn't understand at that age

  • @AgapeForgotten
    @AgapeForgotten 2 роки тому +16

    Sorry to accuse others but your friend at the window may actually be Drunky wungy.

  • @johntuxworth4219
    @johntuxworth4219 2 роки тому +1

    In the mommy death scene, she says 'he'll make me part of him', as if she knows about the prototype, and because it's just an arm, it needs a body. Also, in the add for chapter 2, it shows huggy being dragged away aswell (i think), and below one of the higher vents, you can see a trail of blue fur and blood, as if a bleeding blue thing (huggy), was dragged up, and into the vent. If the prototype makes it's own vessel out of dead bodies, i think we can expect to see a combination of mommy and huggy in ch3, or a combination of huggy, mommy, and possible future bosses in a chapter even later than that...

  • @pixlemangamer1088
    @pixlemangamer1088 10 місяців тому +6

    Bro predicted kissys death in ch 3 a hole year lmao

  • @ayazyurdasan6103
    @ayazyurdasan6103 Місяць тому +2

    9:14 Bro knows the future...

  • @IAmZentornio
    @IAmZentornio 10 місяців тому +4

    people who came after chapter 3 realse and see 9:15 saying we kill kissy missy and she dies at last

  • @iwanna_jest36
    @iwanna_jest36 2 роки тому

    It's videos like these that make me love the speed running community. Just the dumb stuff you do to break games is just *Chefs kiss*

  • @belltempest3708
    @belltempest3708 2 роки тому +3

    mommy doing a menacing speech while holding poppy
    meanwhile Astral: No guys Coffee is a tea

  • @EMPeachGaming
    @EMPeachGaming 2 роки тому +2

    23:03 Oh THAT spinoff! I remember that! (kind of)

  • @soap-plant-guy
    @soap-plant-guy 2 роки тому +6

    As a fellow girl enjoyer and also Transformer spin off watcher, Arcee was very very cute and also cool

  • @Luca64Bit
    @Luca64Bit Рік тому +1

    when i discovered that you founf the "ultra milf skip" i tried it in the most up-to-date chapter 2 and surprisingly it still works

  • @andrewworlton5601
    @andrewworlton5601 7 місяців тому +7

    @9:15 bro Spiff actually called it, he jinxed it, Kissy is dead now because of you smh.
    (This is a joke)

  • @Lethologica_Cassidy
    @Lethologica_Cassidy 9 місяців тому +1

    9:32 little did he know that although we didn't kill her she did end up getting killed (probably) in chapter 3

  • @JustaCannonFromBabft
    @JustaCannonFromBabft 10 місяців тому +4

    9:13 this aged well... (how do i make a time stamp?)

  • @doodlebug47
    @doodlebug47 4 місяці тому +1

    9:33
    so chapter three is out when im writing this
    i havent seen the game played normally so i don't know if kissy is actually killed but it seems like a yes to me, lol
    basically, foreshadowing

  • @Apple-wx9sg
    @Apple-wx9sg 2 роки тому +7

    Calling Transformers Prime a spinoff hurts me in a way I can't describe.

  • @disappointedcucumber
    @disappointedcucumber 2 роки тому +3

    I wonder how much the placement of the vent affects the direction it sends you. You might be able to make it a more consistent strategy if you can find a location where the vent always sends you back to the map.

  • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
    @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 2 роки тому

    Beverages are non-water drinks
    Fluids>liquids>drinks>beverages
    For a start
    12:12 most mammals have nipples, I'm quite sure they are the ones which evolved them, although not all mammals, although some other animal probably replicated the ability, in a way bees with honey and aphids with sugardew have replicated mik just without an internal storage unit