The Poppy Speedrun that does Everything, but WRONG
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- Опубліковано 21 тра 2022
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0% Speedrun where you don't do any key things like open hand scanner doors or story events. Someone's gonna find a way to do it.
0% speedrun but it’s just 3 hours of someone doing nothing but staring dead eyed into the camera with no other emotion.
how long do we think it'll take until it's a valid speedrun category?
That's just any% final form right?
Although i guess it depends on what kind of skips show up.
I'm not sure that's possible because you have to hand scan to get into the train and pull the breaks
@@ruskiferret9736 i give it like 6 Months after release
just hearing mommy go "oh...it BROKE." as you are falling through the map is particularly humorous to me.
It’s so perfectly timed, it’s like it was intended.
Here's the timestamp 16:39
@@Vice_Asconti thank you king
Mommy bout to kill mob games because they forgot to unscrew the game's bugs
"Cofee is solid stuff mixed in water while tea is dried leafes soaked in it, cofee is not tea"
Because tea leafs aren't a solid, of course
Eh, you don't drink tea leaves.
A much easier explanation is that the coffee we drink comes from grains, and tea, from leaves (or flowers).
@@jackmaguire8634 you don't drink coffee grounds either
@@jackmaguire8634 Yeah but, the coffee grain are filtered away too, you just drink the water infused by it, just like tea
@@MrMordethrhedan Some people think only instant coffee exists, which is baffling to me.
'Ultra MILF Skip' is quite possibly one of the best names for a strat I have ever heard.
MILF POWER
We need more MILF type skips
You're forgetting Bloodborne's "Cum Dungeon" echo farming strat
it's on par with deltarune chapter 2's 'lesbian skip'
Lest we forget Obama skip in BFBBR
You'd expect with this being the second chapter that it would be SLIGHTLY less broken than the first but... No. Not at all.
and yet everyone is still supporting it instead of doing what they said they would (which was boy cott and make sure the game doesn't get any more money). ironic
@@blyat8832 cause people like the game while yes the people behind it might not be the best you can still like a game and support new chapters even if the makers are bad hell the game devs dis nothing rong its mob that did those things so if people want to support the game theirs nothing wrong with that
@@plantgang8738 yeah, but that's not what I'm saying lol. I'm saying a grand majority of the people talking all big magically either disappeared or just decided to follow the game, instead of doing what they threatened lol
@@blyat8832 The game is enjoyable, unlike other games, you should chase the glitches to find them. In a casual playthrough, you will not find almost any game-breaking glitch
@@leonel392 people must really not know how to read thoroughly these days lmao
Mommy: I was abandoned here and I'm miserable, also I'll eat you if you cheat
Astral: COFFEE ISN'T A FUCKING SOUP CHAT
Imagine hearing that in game.
You're monologuing about you pain and insanity and this guy is sqwuaking about categorizing liquids.
I know that this is irrelevant but the peaches that I just ate were so good.
I just had a peach tea 🍑☕
I'm happy for you.
peaches are awesome
thanks for letting us know :)
Relevant and appreciated
I'm not homophobic, I'm home-o-phobic
Real estate is terrifying
2:30
Poppy: help me plz she has me
Spiff: COFFE ISNT SOUP ITS TEA
I wish there was a way to make instant tea
"The standard power nipples, they're circular, so they fit." - AstralSpiff, 2022
The only thing scary about Poppy Playtime is its developers.
thank you cum, very cool
Literally no one asked
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I wouldn't say that because the devs* aren't the same people responsible for the NFT thing right? Correct me if I'm wrong.
Edit:The dev team*
@@playkawaii2104 nah, thats one reason but not the reason im talking about. the devs harrased a 15 year old kid enough for him to sign into a psychiatric hospital. A LITERAL SUICIDE HOSPITAL OVER A GAME. 😐
The fan is every speedrunner's worst nightmare
Matpat has warned us for years.
That fucking fan lost me all my spiff balls, the hate I have for that fan cannot be described in words.
But seriously I have no idea how the play testers could have missed such a huge bug in that small of a space.
@@eusen3608 they had 2 hours to playtest this game. Give those guys some slack...
@@lostgarbage4055 yeah I completely forgot how much of a shit show release was
@@lostgarbage4055 two hours? What?
There should be a Jack% idk if there is but you just gotta get to the tape with Jacksepticeye as fast as possible
nah, what's the point of a speedrun if you don't get to the end? You don't speedrun to certain parts of the game and stop there, that's dumb. It's like the one golden rule of speedruns.
@@LoreCatan what
Like, I don't know shit about video games or Speedrunning but there have been SO many categories that require you to go to a certain thing or craft something as an endgoal. Most of them are joke-y categories (nipple% in Super Mario Oddyssey, for example), but it completely changes the way you go about the game because instead of focusing on the end you gotta change your tactics to reach that one specific goal faster.
@@LoreCatan i mean. you’re completely wrong because there’s many, many speed runs where your goal is to do a certain thing instead of beat the game.
get your facts right before acting like you know everything
@@LoreCatan Butter Dog Dog Wit Da Butter On Him%
@@LoreCatan the golden rule of speed runs is “go fast, not slow”, and that’s about the only rule
other than like, don’t splice or mod
2:56 the stuff that we are made of is literally called “primordial soup”. so we ARE soup.
Isn't it that we came from the soup? That would mean that soup is a cooking method
@@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 technically sunlight is a very slow, ineffective method of cooking
No, that is not the definition of primordial soup. We are, however, still stew.
Also isn't the primordial soup in the ocean making the ocean a soup.
@@robert.7230 the ocean is full of fish and plants and is literally just a lot of water so the ocean is soup even without the primordial soup
Spiff: "Damn, you slow as fuck"
Mommy: *"And I took that personally"*
there’s something so beautiful about your chat screaming ‘GAY ICON’ every time kissy missy shows up on screen
Cuz they are, their just stating the obvious.
Why do they say that? Who decided Kissy Missy is gay? /genq
Because there statin facts
@@TheQueensToast i mean you don’t have to be gay to be a gay icon :)
@@the_phr0g_lord Sure, but I also see people calling her a lesbian queen. Why's that?
_"What would you do, if there was a Huggy right in front of you?"_
Spiff:
pet it?
Discuss politics. Neither of us know anything about it, so there would definitely be some momentary distraction.
Fun fact: mommy long legs kills bunzo and the mini Huggies after you beat their minigames
Pretty sure after you hear bunzo die you can go back to musical memory and he is dead
@@haka-katyt7439 you can hear bunzo and the mini Huggies get killed after their minigames, not pugapiller tho
@@hero-bo7qc yea pug is just to big I think
@@Txnukiii I think it's because she didn't have enough time to kill him, she went searching for you
@@hero-bo7qc yeah that’s probably true
You started out by just reclaiming your title. You ended by destroying spreedrunners dreams
Quick question: how fast could any% POSSIBLY be done if you guess the code on the first try?
Fast
Since you can get to the train less than 2 minutes not getting the code on the first try just means a quick reset, it's a 10% chance.
@@malakimphoros2164 add that to the fact you can get the green hand even at the start of the game and I’d say about 3 minutes in total for a any% speedrun
Considering that the autosplitter gives you the code, you do get the code first try every time. Current WR is 4:04 but he failed the skip once so it would probably be more towards the 3:50 mark.
I thought the code was the same everytime wasn't it?
Hot take: Coffee and tea are not soup, but they are both broths.
Thank you! As far as I'm concerned, there's broths, where the flavour comes from something solid being steeped (coffee, tea, etc.), there's soup, where the liquid and seasonings are the focus, and there's stew, where the chunks are the focus.
@@bobthegamingtaco6073 I dig this perspective! But it begs one crucial question: What is the focus in a chowder?
@@natefessler3961 That's a genuinely good question.
@@natefessler3961 I think chowder is the perfect balance, the yin and yang between soup and stew
Hot take: broth is just meat tea
You know mommy saying "oh, it broke." Its way more accurate with that skip
“You guys obsess over categorizing liquids”
What a statement
I don’t blame you for finding Arcee from Transformers Prime attractive. Most people that watched it felt the same about her and Airachnid.
9:15 oh little do you know future spigg... little do you know
i was JUST thinking this !!!
WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT ON THAT
Spiff: talking about something serious
Chat: DEEZ NUTS
The loading screen: GREGORY, YOU NEED TO ACT SUS-
His Grabpack arms: *rips through spacetime*
Here to put in my two cents on Arcee. I watched transformers with her in it (Probably the same show but I'm not sure) and my god she was THE baddest bitch! Just absolutely the coolest character in the show. Spiff has taste! I had a cool figurine toy thing of her that I lost a while ago, unfortunately. But yeah she was hella awesome and probably was what "awakened" me when I was young.
And there will be that person who tries to cheat the speedrun by "discovering" a new strategies
Don't worry, you don't need to say Woppy's name. They've already faded into obscurity, I believe. lol
@@VenomQuill I've just now showed up, not a big speedrunning consumer. Who did what?
@TheWilderCat Poppy Woppy is a fake speedrunner, and not even a good one. Spiff talks about them in his "revealing Poppy cheater" video from Chapter One. It's a great video. Dumb faker.
That musical memory skip will be easier to get as time passes by, Good Job Spiff
No, cause it launches you randomly, there is no way for it to consistently land you back to the lower level of musical memory. That's why he either launches way above the map, into the death void or anywhere. It can't get easier over time if it's dependent on if it launches you correctly or not
@@cheeseoh the thing is, we dont know if its truly random, for all we know, there could be a specific spot that makes it work consistently, many games which had speedruns had it depend on pure RNG at the start but then players got the strats to make it consistent as time went on
oh goodness the any% speedrun looks terrifying
13-year old him was like "damn I wanna ride that motorcycle."
I bet a lot of us were like that
Kazuichi Souda said that, probably
It was a joy to hang out and watch you explain some of the skips you were doing in stream, as well as just general tomfoolery in the chat. Always love seeing your content, and congrats on the PB and World Record!!
Not many channels at all I can say I immediately watch their new videos as soon as they appear in my notifications, this is one of those very few channels! Love your stuff!
I’ve never played poppy playtime but watching all these skips and speedruns you do makes me want to buy it.
Don't do it. It's not worth it.
Just torrent if you want.
Pirating it would be better, honestly
Pirate it if you really want to play it, the dev team for this game has done some effed up shit
better off pirating it because that wouldnt support the things they did
People talking about coffee being a soup, but how about this quote:
“Eating beans I see! Let me tell you a secret: Coffee, is just bean soup.”
- Zyzx_, 7/26/19
I have never drank the coffee sewage, so soup sounds right
Coffee isn't beans..so it can't be "bean soup".
@@testerwulf3357 Coffee beans get grinded up and brewed with water to turn into coffee, so it is technically “bean soup”
coffee is not soup
@@ZeroSorrow My evidence for it being a soup is above your reply. What is your counterargument?
23:50 that whole conversation just tends to remind me that I actively view the fictional skeleton OCs I create as more attractive than real life humans.
I wish that we would hold to our word and boycott this game because of the shitty developers but my god Spiffs content is too good and I'd rather support this king anyways
the devs are bad game is good so ill still watch and play it
@@DomExists which is still paying them and letting them know it doesn't matter what kind of things they do
@@colorbar.s The virgin NFT owner vs the Chad torrent seeder
@@colorbar.s bro what? We called them out on what they did, so what they do does matter. You can support the game but not endorse the devs
colorbar.s they aren’t making any money off spiff unless you buy merch through his link
The moment you mentioned “Transformers” and “motorcycle,” I knew exactly who you were talking about, and I’m in the same boat as you.
I love how professional these skips are
Spiff is gonna reach a point where He's gonna end up as Steel wool and The Playtime Dev's Game tester.
Mr Spiff, whenever I watch your videos I smile. What you do, is what one day I will do. Every time I see a new video, my spark for my gaming/coding
career wishes burns brighter, and you never fail to make me laugh. Thank you AstralSpiff, for inspiring me. 😄
If it's any consolation, Arcee IS way too attractive for a normal robot.
“First we discovered the ultra milf skip.”
*rock raises eyebrow*
9:32 this aged well didn’t it?
26:04 I love how hard long legs is trying to get your attention and failing. She is so close to the ground here.
33:16
the way it turned actually spooked me a bit
I'm just trying to process how serious a world record is
Extremely.
There are over 7 billion people in the world as I type this, so being number 1 out of 7 billion is a huge achievement
@@FrostFire425 Well yeah but not all 7 billion are trying to get the world record speedrun of Poppy Playtime
I love these videos theyre rlly entertaining ngl! Keep up the amazing content!!!!
Love that 3/4ths of the way through the video he started talking about Transformers Prime, while violently breaking the game with glitches
Love the video!!
Also just wanted to say I really appreciate your little notes on specific terminology of speed running/what certain colours mean!! Helps non-speed runners a lot lmao
HI SPIFF! I remember being there for this stream! It was super super fun!
Mommy Long Legs is one of the most scariest things I've seen in a video game. So in that outro watching her just 180 at spiff when he landed nearly made me shit my pants.
Are you serious
This looks more glitchy than an SB speedrun
29:33
I KNOW RIGHT?
even the line before, she said she wished "it" could've lasted a little longer
25:17 love how the headphone wire just drops
Honestly just wanted to say I love your videos, your energy and content style brings me joy and I hope you continue doing what you do Spiff.
This stream was so fun to watch, congrats on the wr spiff.
Spiff is now an official member of the robot-appreciator community
OK, googled it an... yeah Arcee could get it anytime. Spiff has always had good taste, robot or otherwise.
as soon as Spiff said Transformers and Motorcycle i knew exactly where he was going
Wait until Spiff finds out there’s a weirdly well made r34 comic about the motorcycle lady
Yeah i grew up with that exact show. Arcee gives me feelings i didn't understand at that age
22:43 Arcee is doing her job then, she's been doing this to people since 1986 lmao
Everytime Spiff drops a new video, you know it‘s gonna be broken :3
9:16 “how would you guys feel if we killed Kissy Missy in chapter3?” Devastated past spiff.
23:00 Just wait till Spiff discovers Arcee from The Transformers The Movie (G1 Arcee, aka the original)
that same thing happened in my first speedrun of this game, i shot the back of the train and i lost control of both my hands.
This was the Prime Arcee right? Because that was definitely the best dude. I can fricken relate. No one who watched Prime hasn’t at least thought that.
Coffee is a tisane, also called herbal tea or herbal infusion, but a tisane can be any infusion of plant material, including herbs, spices, leafs, flowers, and *seeds*. Coffee beans are coffea seeds, so coffee is a tisane.
Nice to see you make it onto Trending, your channel got me more interested in speed running over these past few months since security breach.
Sorry to accuse others but your friend at the window may actually be Drunky wungy.
that arcee bit was hilarious she is so fine 😌
9:14 "How would you guys feel if we ended up killing Kissy Missy in chapter 3".... well that was a fun prediction 😭
Bro predicted kissys death in ch 3 a hole year lmao
Spiff thinking Arce was a spin-off character was amusing. She was a character in the OG Gen 1 series from the 1980s.
Not long ago there was a very important announcement over in The Game Theorists. This AstralSpiff video, being the latest in my Watch Later playlist, was the first thing unrelated to MatPat that I opened after going in a short, saddened binge of some old theories, and what do I find? A MENTION OF HIM OFC! This really is haunting me everywhere I go...
“As long as you guys keep hyping up kissy missy they’ll never be able to kill her off” - Spigg, 9:14. This is the definition of “irony”
I’m here to finally settle argument of soup being a type of food or drink:
Drinks are classified as a “liquid-based” (mainly being a fluid) consumable that requires some sort of container to help dispense itself to its consumer.. such as water in a bottle or soup in a bowl.
Food is considered as a “solid-based” (mainly being a solid) consumable that requires either the motion of chewing to make it more digestible, or can be held without the need of a container to efficiently transfer the nutrients to the consumer.
Soup is processed without chewing, meaning you can just swallow it… and it also typically requires a container. You can make any argument you want about this, but I’d like to see you try eating soup out of the palms of your hands.
Soup is a drink. Drinks can still classify as meals if it provides life sustaining nutrients. If the materials used to make it were solids, it doesn’t matter. Just cause you make a cake, doesn’t mean it’s a dairy product. You can’t classify things like that.
So my argument to this argument is, if you disagree… touch some grass.
counter aegument: this makes yoghurt a drink and I don't like that
@@skye2271 Counter-counter argument: You just can't accept Yoghurt's identity as the drink it wants to be
@@aldusty7373 Countering yoor counter-counter argument:
Im Yoghurt-a-phobic
I wonder how much the placement of the vent affects the direction it sends you. You might be able to make it a more consistent strategy if you can find a location where the vent always sends you back to the map.
23:03 Oh THAT spinoff! I remember that! (kind of)
It's videos like these that make me love the speed running community. Just the dumb stuff you do to break games is just *Chefs kiss*
"As long as you keep hyping her up they wont be able to kill her off"
Heh
Calling Transformers Prime a spinoff hurts me in a way I can't describe.
I know right
Coffee is literally a type of tea. It just is. Tea (more specifically herbal tea) is basically plant material where the chemicals inside are extracted into the water, by dissolving the chemicals into the water by boiling or waiting. Soup is a mix of meat and/or vegetables in water, stock or milk. The most notable difference is you ingest the materials in a soup, where you generally don't with teas.
In the mommy death scene, she says 'he'll make me part of him', as if she knows about the prototype, and because it's just an arm, it needs a body. Also, in the add for chapter 2, it shows huggy being dragged away aswell (i think), and below one of the higher vents, you can see a trail of blue fur and blood, as if a bleeding blue thing (huggy), was dragged up, and into the vent. If the prototype makes it's own vessel out of dead bodies, i think we can expect to see a combination of mommy and huggy in ch3, or a combination of huggy, mommy, and possible future bosses in a chapter even later than that...
nope. humans are dumplings. we are meat and broth wrapped in a skin
9:14 How would you guys feel if we killed Kissy Missy in chapter 3? that aged well
my fellow lesbian died. I now hate prototype more than anything…
It's always fun to see a vid that I was on the stream for :)
these were actually the first few streams i got to see live lol
As a fellow girl enjoyer and also Transformer spin off watcher, Arcee was very very cute and also cool
Your actually one of the most intertaining youtubers, and im so mad that i havent had a chance to join in one of your lives but i just want to say keep up the good work. AND REMEMBER ME WHEN YOUR FAMOUS LMAOO😂
I was there for ticking lol
So UA-cam now shows what the most replayed segment of a video is and I love that it's on the Kissy Missy part @ 12:30. Truly your Twitch chat actively watches you here as well
The duality of chat.
It's beautiful
im so happy spiff channel has been getting more recognition recently hes really talented at these speedruns and hes also really funny haha
26:50 theres a skip there. You use the ladder to go through that window thing.
Let's gooooo! These videos get me through the week! :D
Congrats on the healthy finishing time of the video editing
Alot of people agree with you cuz among the many search result r34 is one of the top results when you search arcee
Poppy playtime is a very chaotic game definitely because of glitches but overall I think it deserves a chapter 3 ( not ripoffs though )
Spiff you are so motivational, love ya man.