Neymar Jr. Attempts Terrifying Shot from Jimmy Kimmel’s Roof

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  • @ashishjj6524
    @ashishjj6524 6 років тому +5111

    The fact that the goal keeper was more excited about the shot than Neymar himself just warms my heart!!

  • @aaaclips
    @aaaclips 5 років тому +35607

    You laugh at his english
    He laughs at your bank account

    • @nynoxideyeah7256
      @nynoxideyeah7256 5 років тому +379

      anwar73 lmao

    • @bilalsiddiqui80
      @bilalsiddiqui80 5 років тому +738

      So original

    • @ka1zho
      @ka1zho 5 років тому +268

      Nice joke 😂😂😂😂

    • @laci4843
      @laci4843 5 років тому +1058

      @@ka1zho mate it's definitely not a joke. he made about 50 million in a year.

    • @ismailrashid3664
      @ismailrashid3664 5 років тому +69

      Then they're the same.

  • @guilhermetorres5610
    @guilhermetorres5610 7 років тому +19921

    Whoever's making fun of his english please bring a NFL player to a Brazilian talk show and tell him to speak Portuguese. Cheers

    • @weborangutanhindi8646
      @weborangutanhindi8646 6 років тому +332

      Guilherme Torres Brazilians allow beggers in their talk shows😂😂?...

    • @borizh
      @borizh 6 років тому +2025

      No need to complicate it. Majority of nfl players can’t even speak English properly.

    • @batmanarkham5120
      @batmanarkham5120 6 років тому +26

      Guilherme Torres lol

    • @lilblingking1491
      @lilblingking1491 6 років тому +133

      borizh LMFAO, so true!!! Not even a fair comparison 😂😂

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 6 років тому +98

      This is not fair, portuguese is way harder to learn than english

  • @jayminparikh8176
    @jayminparikh8176 4 роки тому +7475

    Everyone here is like "you laugh at his English, he laughs at your whatever" yet I don't see anybody laughing at his English 😂

  • @georgesm28
    @georgesm28 5 років тому +19590

    The funny thing is that goalkeeper is actually America’s best

    • @seb3327
      @seb3327 5 років тому +491

      George Topped muffin Well now he is since Tim Howard is gone

    • @c.jeleven1362
      @c.jeleven1362 5 років тому +79

      George Topped muffin He’s not an American

    • @ryugazeus3065
      @ryugazeus3065 5 років тому +11

      Chill

    • @marioosmani6717
      @marioosmani6717 5 років тому +13

      Propably😂😂

    • @sergicodina959
      @sergicodina959 5 років тому +8

      Hahahahaha

  • @parikjan
    @parikjan 5 років тому +9385

    4:03 Neymar scratches a bird out of his hair

  • @roynelson7249
    @roynelson7249 5 років тому +2350

    3:29 I’ve never seen a Gk be so happy after conceding a goal from long range

  • @guptageneralstores5243
    @guptageneralstores5243 4 роки тому +6930

    Did you know: Neymar's last transfer fee was 5 times the net worth of Jimmy Kimmel

    • @Tusharchitrakar
      @Tusharchitrakar 4 роки тому +195

      Irrelevant since that 200 million quid didn't go into neymar's pocket. It was a transaction between clubs.

    • @avantjeef
      @avantjeef 4 роки тому +533

      @@Tusharchitrakar not that irrelevant since he makes $1 million/week only from his club wage

    • @ochoymedio4888
      @ochoymedio4888 4 роки тому +23

      jaaaaaaaaaaa Jimmy is super rich from welty family long as Neimar and no body takes the portent of the chek from hen lol ponk

    • @josemiranda4958
      @josemiranda4958 4 роки тому +15

      @@calteckk What kinda world u livin? U trippin

    • @clave965
      @clave965 4 роки тому +1

      @@calteckk uh yea ronaldo earns 1 mil a week

  • @zorashki
    @zorashki 7 років тому +5302

    I'm surprised he scored it.. he didn't have enough space to run properly yet he did it.... that's amazing

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 7 років тому +264

      I was amazed he didn't fall off. He was standing so close on the corner, that didn't seem to sturdy. He had a short run as well. But, it did take him a few tries ;)

    • @BigmanDogs
      @BigmanDogs 7 років тому +7

      FeelsBadMan n forsenE

    • @zorashki
      @zorashki 7 років тому +5

      DansGame

    • @entertainmentvidz
      @entertainmentvidz 7 років тому +31

      FeelsBadMan n cause he neymar one of the best in the world

    • @entertainmentvidz
      @entertainmentvidz 7 років тому +14

      The Dreamer other than Messi and cr7 no other player is better

  • @redtimez4520
    @redtimez4520 5 років тому +3085

    Roberto Carlos would probably send the ball to Bermuda triangle then back to the net lmaoo

  • @razvan2632
    @razvan2632 7 років тому +10247

    I love how americans don't realize how difficult this really is .

    • @StormFalcon657
      @StormFalcon657 6 років тому +318

      Prenume Nume I'm American and it's difficult

    • @nobodyknows5007
      @nobodyknows5007 6 років тому +275

      I’m American, I practice almost everyday, it’s difficult

    • @OK-mp5ow
      @OK-mp5ow 6 років тому +123

      even if you weren't american or didn't practice everyday it still would be difficult. You doing ANYTHING changes nothing about how difficult this would have been for Neymar

    • @LesTwinsSociety
      @LesTwinsSociety 6 років тому +34

      Prenume Nume ***non soccer fans. You shouldn’t generalize.

    • @1258-x2q
      @1258-x2q 6 років тому +40

      hmmmmm it's not that hard. just view it as long pass. the only thing makes it a bit difficult is the space for running up
      edit: and the boots without spike

  • @Elite04232
    @Elite04232 4 роки тому +878

    Why is it so hard for me to hear them say "soccer" to a Brazilian player.

    • @thenonsenseguy2364
      @thenonsenseguy2364 4 роки тому +35

      I don't understand why people get angry when some says the word soccer instead of football? I mean a word has different meanings in different places , it is normal .

    • @seemasihag7051
      @seemasihag7051 4 роки тому +71

      @@thenonsenseguy2364 the feel of the word isn't normal

    • @thenonsenseguy2364
      @thenonsenseguy2364 4 роки тому +7

      @@seemasihag7051 for you yes, but for many people that could be the other way around,

    • @seemasihag7051
      @seemasihag7051 4 роки тому +3

      @@thenonsenseguy2364 ok😀

    • @thenonsenseguy2364
      @thenonsenseguy2364 4 роки тому +6

      @@seemasihag7051 👍

  • @Euphoriaaa
    @Euphoriaaa 6 років тому +2609

    Why is nobody talking about the dude hiding in 3:54

    • @frogs6359
      @frogs6359 5 років тому +54

      Hahahahahahahah

    • @aditya.mankare
      @aditya.mankare 5 років тому +58

      Yeah man who tf is he

    • @timmytrumpet8783
      @timmytrumpet8783 5 років тому +27

      He's there on guard, just in case the ball's about to bounce off to the side

    • @fbifib7327
      @fbifib7327 5 років тому +78

      At first i thought it was a garbage bag😂

    • @MarT_-em5vx
      @MarT_-em5vx 5 років тому +4

      Lol Omg

  • @postaldude4568
    @postaldude4568 5 років тому +7073

    Still better english than Harry Kane

    • @jy477
      @jy477 5 років тому +71

      PostalDude 616 as a spurs fan that was hilarious

    • @johnnysimoncic3428
      @johnnysimoncic3428 5 років тому +13

      PostalDude 616 lmao

    • @angelgomez9991
      @angelgomez9991 5 років тому +16

      And he's from England

    • @paulsykes9025
      @paulsykes9025 5 років тому +9

      do you watch 442oons?

    • @Toon_worx
      @Toon_worx 5 років тому +26

      should you make a joke about someone disability just to sound funny, be nice mate

  • @ManikandanVsince1997
    @ManikandanVsince1997 5 років тому +5468

    Am I the only one who feels awkward when someone says soccer instead of football

    • @Ziroidex
      @Ziroidex 4 роки тому +76

      SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER

    • @Brian-kr7bw
      @Brian-kr7bw 4 роки тому +43

      v manikandan Why does it bother you so much? Deal with it

    • @Sdfghjk442
      @Sdfghjk442 4 роки тому +62

      You're Indian. The US has qualified for almost every world cup. Stick to cricket. Eventhough Indias 3rd most popular sport is football and they have more population than the US, they still can't qualify. Watch the world cup from home in 2026 when I watch it live in Canada and the US

    • @MustardSkaven
      @MustardSkaven 4 роки тому +18

      I don't find it awkward. It's the original name of the game and while most of the world went with football, the Americans stuck with the original name.

    • @dcdenizen1275
      @dcdenizen1275 4 роки тому +51

      Ironically, soccer is a British word. It did not originate in America.

  • @trevorlawrence2119
    @trevorlawrence2119 3 роки тому +763

    3:15 It makes me nervous that Neymar was standing on the edge like that.

    • @berylzionah
      @berylzionah 3 роки тому +46

      Finally! Someone said it.. thanks!

    • @serkomoryasi4380
      @serkomoryasi4380 3 роки тому +4

      Why? Are you his mom or girlfriend?

    • @trevorlawrence2119
      @trevorlawrence2119 3 роки тому +113

      @@serkomoryasi4380 ??? Do I need to be his mom to say this?

    • @trevorlawrence2119
      @trevorlawrence2119 3 роки тому +12

      @@survivorbuffs3976 I was obviously referring to him falling off the barrier.

    • @jakeevans9746
      @jakeevans9746 3 роки тому +2

      @@survivorbuffs3976 *facepalm* to you

  • @julianchan5135
    @julianchan5135 6 років тому +7560

    Neymar probably understood 10% of what jimmy was saying

  • @ethanroberts1607
    @ethanroberts1607 7 років тому +1260

    the moment when the goalkeeper celebrates getting scored on loool

  • @youseffawaz3411
    @youseffawaz3411 7 років тому +2489

    You laugh at his English but he laughs at your bank account

    • @iamandres618
      @iamandres618 6 років тому +19

      Yousef Fawaz nice try

    • @lucario8900
      @lucario8900 6 років тому +58

      And I laugh at this comment

    • @antonnacio
      @antonnacio 6 років тому +130

      He speaks like 4 languages I’m actually impressed by his English seeing that he’s never played league football in an English speaking country

    • @mapelatupaz3696
      @mapelatupaz3696 6 років тому +1

      lmao

    • @ffffff4580
      @ffffff4580 6 років тому +3

      Stolen....

  • @karanabraham7906
    @karanabraham7906 4 роки тому +244

    I've never seen Neymar so awkward in my life XD

  • @slice7338
    @slice7338 5 років тому +8382

    Every time an American says soccer instead of football..... I die a little bit 😩😫

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC 5 років тому +74

      SOCCER

    • @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm3153
      @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm3153 5 років тому +7

      @@nocturnal7345 LOL

    • @jovandievski9116
      @jovandievski9116 5 років тому +304

      And smh the sport they play with their hands call it footbal 😭😭😭

    • @slice7338
      @slice7338 5 років тому +171

      @@jovandievski9116 exactly.. .. TF is wrong wid America

    • @jovandievski9116
      @jovandievski9116 5 років тому +50

      @@slice7338 They just try to invent things and comercialize them as they are an old civilization.I sae they trashtalking India india is 3rd economy power and predates like 3k years while usa 4c.They just wanna overshadow their lack of history and do everything fake like they normaly do.

  • @Islnda
    @Islnda 5 років тому +2689

    Neymar made a million dollar from this 2 minute appearance.

  • @somethingaboutfootball702
    @somethingaboutfootball702 7 років тому +7454

    I dont think the americans even knew who he was or how much of a star he is, hes more famous then any of their athletes

    • @EibhlinMurphy
      @EibhlinMurphy 7 років тому +169

      Griezzmannnnn📞📞

    • @meia867
      @meia867 7 років тому +169

      Unicorn Football Two words: Michael Jordan

    • @GiovannMan
      @GiovannMan 7 років тому +293

      Unicorn Football I think Jordan is more well known since everyone knows his merchandise. Maybe Neymar beats him in social media but, at the end of the day, Jordan has a product that is globally successful.

    • @meia867
      @meia867 7 років тому +160

      Unicorn Football It's really ignorant for you to compare Neymar to Jordan by their following in social media, which for your information wasn't even around when he was playing.
      And if nobody knows or cares about his merchandise why is he richer than Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi, and David Beckham COMBINED?

    • @MrButterworth24
      @MrButterworth24 7 років тому +243

      Unicorn Football and do you realize Neymar was wearing a Jordan hoodie?

  • @AdityaT03
    @AdityaT03 3 роки тому +1386

    I dont think Americans fully understand what Neymar is capable of.

    • @FunnyVideoMaker77
      @FunnyVideoMaker77 3 роки тому +11

      Is he the best player in the world? Genuinely asking

    • @nelldavila3261
      @nelldavila3261 3 роки тому +38

      He’s the best player in the world right now.

    • @AdityaT03
      @AdityaT03 3 роки тому +36

      @@FunnyVideoMaker77 For me in no particular order the best in the world right now are Messi, Neymar, Ronaldo, Harry Kane, Memphis Depay.

    • @theguywhoasked2957
      @theguywhoasked2957 3 роки тому +13

      @@FunnyVideoMaker77 no he isn't
      But he is quite one of the best
      There are two players who rule football
      Cristiano Ronaldo and lionel messi

    • @strawhatyashaj3643
      @strawhatyashaj3643 3 роки тому +11

      @@AdityaT03 how tf is depay in there. u see him in barca my guy?

  • @79Sarwar
    @79Sarwar 5 років тому +2395

    Neymar: I have no idea what this Jewish man is saying.

    • @79Sarwar
      @79Sarwar 5 років тому +22

      Leo Marks - I know. It’s a Borat reference

    • @MultiFirelover
      @MultiFirelover 5 років тому +6

      @@leomarks889 how do you think jokes work exactly

    • @lucasmoraes3332
      @lucasmoraes3332 5 років тому +35

      Neymar: hehehehehe yes. YES

    • @chungarito7739
      @chungarito7739 5 років тому +3

      79Sarwar ayy big up sacha

    • @Djalipaemer-j1o
      @Djalipaemer-j1o 4 роки тому +1

      Guys not to be annoying but i have made a try not to laugh.Mind if you check it and let me know your opinion on it?

  • @kirstenaudreidejesus4115
    @kirstenaudreidejesus4115 7 років тому +1346

    I can already see the Ebay headline:
    Soccer ball that Neymar kicked in Jimmy Kimmel's show

    • @brocq18
      @brocq18 7 років тому +59

      Kirsten Audrei De Jesus football kicked by Neymar even

    • @Airfreshie
      @Airfreshie 7 років тому +13

      Kirsten Audrei De Jesus *cough* football

    • @waingro5834
      @waingro5834 6 років тому

      Kirsten Audrei De Jesus
      1 million$ or best offer.

    • @abbyeatzpotatos8837
      @abbyeatzpotatos8837 6 років тому

      1,000000

  • @DaanenBramTv
    @DaanenBramTv 7 років тому +2138

    Yeah right, I bet 90% of the crowd don't even know what offside is.

    • @yandhi832
      @yandhi832 7 років тому +126

      It would already be very nice if Americans know what REAL football is

    • @snoopmailgfunk9197
      @snoopmailgfunk9197 7 років тому +87

      Brakkebraamie, real madrid fans don't know what an offside or treble is 😕

    • @SA-tk2im
      @SA-tk2im 7 років тому +2

      Brakkebraamie more than that

    • @anithegreat6632
      @anithegreat6632 7 років тому +19

      SnoopmaiL gfunk Barca fans don't know what handball is and what team of the century is.

    • @kwarrior2895
      @kwarrior2895 7 років тому +2

      Brakkebraamie More like 99%

  • @sr3189
    @sr3189 4 роки тому +2532

    Roberto Carlos would have sent that ball through the net and also through the building behind it.. then onto the moon

  • @SW.Productions
    @SW.Productions 7 років тому +2007

    Neymar literally laughed after everything he said

    • @MichePie1
      @MichePie1 7 років тому +189

      Seth Wright nervousness

    • @brdmp7390
      @brdmp7390 7 років тому +158

      Seth Wright that's how he is look at any interview all his does laugh and answer

    • @musiclovers-rq7ll
      @musiclovers-rq7ll 7 років тому +370

      Seth Wright when you don't speak the language there's not much you can do

    • @WikDgunner
      @WikDgunner 7 років тому +114

      he doesn't speak English. Portuguese and recently learnt spanish.

    • @victorserras
      @victorserras 7 років тому +53

      To be honest that's his natural self

  • @ImGMJ
    @ImGMJ 7 років тому +6186

    Guillermo has the best job

    • @TheEnemiesEnemy
      @TheEnemiesEnemy 7 років тому +5

      Theytukerjobs!

    • @qaskas
      @qaskas 7 років тому +28

      But Donald Trump has the best words.

    • @NickDrummist
      @NickDrummist 7 років тому +3

      HAHAHAH good one

    • @SuAmigoElilegal
      @SuAmigoElilegal 7 років тому +3

      Qasid Bhatti right on!!!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇬🇧💪💪💪

    • @MoatazK
      @MoatazK 7 років тому +17

      Made fun of every single day?

  • @yaboijuan4052
    @yaboijuan4052 7 років тому +2034

    "how many soccer fans do we have here? " , " wooohhhhoo" , why tf yall lying 😂😂

    • @bsjsbsbsjk9059
      @bsjsbsbsjk9059 7 років тому +95

      soccer is the most popular sport in the world tho

    • @Spazlites
      @Spazlites 7 років тому +19

      nutflixx not even top 5

    • @bsjsbsbsjk9059
      @bsjsbsbsjk9059 7 років тому +21

      The Hidden Truth Not even top 5 in States. Google it you will be suprised.

    • @1001107wgitaujirge
      @1001107wgitaujirge 7 років тому +1

      participation amongst 5-13 is monsters, guess what those kids grow up and love it even more. give it 10 years and we will c it dominate.

    • @hanifegoe98
      @hanifegoe98 7 років тому +28

      Publix_ Juan why do Americans don't like soccer? serious question not trying to mock you.

  • @ThunderSam
    @ThunderSam 4 роки тому +165

    Neymar thinking to himself "LET ME HIT THE BALL STOP TALKING MY GUY"

  • @thanhcuti363
    @thanhcuti363 5 років тому +7415

    Zlatan would've cleared 25 buildings.

    • @TW-ug5iq
      @TW-ug5iq 5 років тому +467

      Lukaku would’ve fallen off

    • @gregheffley8679
      @gregheffley8679 5 років тому +9

      True

    • @phil7714
      @phil7714 5 років тому +105

      ...as a warm up

    • @oscargamo1075
      @oscargamo1075 5 років тому +81

      Neymar is way better than Zlatan man.

    • @nyohaz4797
      @nyohaz4797 5 років тому +112

      Sergio Ramos would've destroyed the buildings

  • @uriabelli
    @uriabelli 5 років тому +10790

    How do you call a person who only speaks one language?
    American.

    • @dimogant7790
      @dimogant7790 5 років тому +66

      Oof

    • @Clous_s
      @Clous_s 5 років тому +99

      *what

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 5 років тому +55

      Hes from south AMERICA

    • @drmontakapronoob
      @drmontakapronoob 5 років тому +12

      ok boomer

    • @uriabelli
      @uriabelli 5 років тому +410

      @@Zak-ob5ze I know. My comment is for all the americans making fun of Neymar´s accent.

  • @Mr.Shows97
    @Mr.Shows97 7 років тому +919

    What a terrible place to hide from the camera at 3:54 Bottom left hand corner lol

  • @gabrijelbosnjak8196
    @gabrijelbosnjak8196 2 роки тому +683

    3 attempts but still crazy, respect for Neymar I'm Croatian

    • @jolps1
      @jolps1 2 роки тому +17

      congrats to Croatia for winning that match 👏👏 also for the great sportsmanship Modric showed at the end of the game

    • @celinesanyu9526
      @celinesanyu9526 2 роки тому +58

      The way u added "I'm croatian"💀

    • @Strawre
      @Strawre 2 роки тому +3

      @@celinesanyu9526fr lmao

    • @Tae96
      @Tae96 2 роки тому +6

      @@celinesanyu9526 Giving them PTSD 😭

    • @brainrotmd
      @brainrotmd 2 роки тому

      who cares where you're from

  • @hishaamfakier2750
    @hishaamfakier2750 7 років тому +2179

    Most Americans will never understand what a big deal Neymar being on Jimmy Kimmel is. NEYMAR IS ON JIMMY KIMMEL!!!😭😭

    • @Buntyboi784
      @Buntyboi784 7 років тому +86

      Hishaam Fakier it's more like Jimmy Kimmel met him because neymar is a bigger deal

    • @brianb5771
      @brianb5771 7 років тому +48

      Clorox Bleach Much bigger deal. this man's known around the world and probably doubles Jimmys bank account

    • @PureHyperboleFilms
      @PureHyperboleFilms 7 років тому +25

      He probably means in the context that soccer/football doesn't get the attention that it should in the U.S.

    • @amber2448
      @amber2448 7 років тому +6

      @Brian b doubles? oh boy, you have no idea

    • @FireProductionz
      @FireProductionz 7 років тому +1

      Hishaam Fakier Y4AH

  • @caiobandeira5173
    @caiobandeira5173 7 років тому +2220

    When american artists go to Brazilian tv shows they speak English and have translation, or the interviewer speaks English, so I don't think he is obligated to speak English in the first place

  • @tomknibbs2273
    @tomknibbs2273 7 років тому +3373

    Americans talking about football is always hilarious.

    • @DanTheMan-jh3vy
      @DanTheMan-jh3vy 7 років тому +18

      Racist?

    • @anujathakare5099
      @anujathakare5099 7 років тому +141

      And Europeans talking about basketball is always hilarious

    • @SuperJourneyer
      @SuperJourneyer 7 років тому +10

      IT"S SOCCER!

    • @zizouxavierd3rd101
      @zizouxavierd3rd101 7 років тому +1

      Tom Knibbs Dey Seem Makin Fun Of it More Than Hvin Fun Wit It !

    • @claudiosoto7668
      @claudiosoto7668 7 років тому +226

      SuperJourneyer football because you play with your foots :) american football is more like handball lmao

  • @juanborja8424
    @juanborja8424 5 років тому +666

    Let’s be honest, when you don’t know the language-all you do is laugh cause i been through that 😂

    • @justiceforlewandowski6031
      @justiceforlewandowski6031 4 роки тому +10

      His an year earning is more than ur families net worth

    • @giauhuynhj263
      @giauhuynhj263 4 роки тому +15

      He just laugh bcz Americans think that he's best football player in the world and obviously u know

    • @whatname4613
      @whatname4613 4 роки тому +10

      @@giauhuynhj263 he's one of the best,i think that's worthy of respect and celebration.

    • @bodilycoffee1368
      @bodilycoffee1368 3 роки тому +6

      nah he's the same when speaking portuguese hahahhaha

    • @hgagf9102
      @hgagf9102 3 роки тому +6

      @@justiceforlewandowski6031 wtf does that have to do with anything

  • @ruthmelosp
    @ruthmelosp 7 років тому +1558

    he's not high, he's just nervous guys

    • @leonardojr1942
      @leonardojr1942 7 років тому +34

      Ruth Queiroz Pessoal acha que ele tá lokão mas ele só tá com vergonha pq não sabe falar bem inglês 😂😂😂

    • @ortoami7119
      @ortoami7119 7 років тому +176

      he just doesn't know English ::)

    • @nyeeezy
      @nyeeezy 7 років тому +24

      Or Toami he is improving 😀😀

    • @riyaadelin6489
      @riyaadelin6489 7 років тому +6

      nyeeezy Yep better than a few years ago when he didn't know the meaning of 'how are you?'. Not judging him, I adore him

    • @MusicPlaylistsChannel
      @MusicPlaylistsChannel 7 років тому +15

      Ruth Queiroz
      he plays weakly before 80 000 people... from something small like this, he's surely not nervous. He just doesn't speak English... (or maybe he has high fear...)

  •  7 років тому +1908

    he didn't have enough space to run properly

    • @schompification
      @schompification 7 років тому +31

      Marría Catchy agreed with u

    • @firas9102
      @firas9102 7 років тому +16

      Not everyone needs a lot of space to run up.

    • @vibesofanna3409
      @vibesofanna3409 7 років тому +5

      Marría Catchy he made it tho so that was all the room he needed

    • @anty099
      @anty099 7 років тому +27

      Ye he was probably scared of falling off

    • @heelcharisma1553
      @heelcharisma1553 7 років тому +4

      Yeah lol. He made it so it was plenty of room.

  • @amritbarn26
    @amritbarn26 6 років тому +3168

    He speaks better English than Harry Kane

    • @HoodieM8
      @HoodieM8 6 років тому +39

      Something Good you deserve top comment 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @amritbarn26
      @amritbarn26 6 років тому +8

      Kofi Pereira thank you

    • @atishaybajpai1966
      @atishaybajpai1966 6 років тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @vitorcarpenter144
      @vitorcarpenter144 6 років тому +2

      Something Good 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gabrielgaaferreira
      @gabrielgaaferreira 6 років тому +38

      Neymar actually answer some questions with phrases like "come on man, I can try" whithout really understanding the question.

  • @w.8424
    @w.8424 4 роки тому +227

    He didn't have enough room for a proper run up. If he did, he'd score. Every. Single. Time

  • @bigrezz6600
    @bigrezz6600 7 років тому +2114

    i saw neymar on jimmy kimmel i clicked so fast

    • @juliocesararaujorosa8802
      @juliocesararaujorosa8802 7 років тому +8

      lGSlxKlarityTN you're not alone bro

    • @Gol_Bat_916
      @Gol_Bat_916 7 років тому +1

      i saw terrifying shot from roof

    • @Gol_Bat_916
      @Gol_Bat_916 7 років тому

      in the title?

    • @juliocesararaujorosa8802
      @juliocesararaujorosa8802 7 років тому

      Miles Hayford lol, my bad, I was answering the wrong reply hahaha

    • @LWayPro
      @LWayPro 7 років тому +1

      Julio Cesar Araujo Rosa I see Neymar anywhere I click fast

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 5 років тому +12240

    Football ✔
    Fußball ✔
    Fútebol ✔
    Fútbol ✔
    Soccer ❌

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous 5 років тому +130

      @Erick Mandujano I'm sorry... ima change it because spanish is important

    • @viewer1629
      @viewer1629 5 років тому +18

      @Patrick Corrigan and eating fast foods everyday.

    • @viewer1629
      @viewer1629 5 років тому +11

      @Patrick Corrigan besides the us would be destroyed by the Tsar bomba.

    • @viewer1629
      @viewer1629 5 років тому +12

      @Patrick Corrigan nuclear wise, yes

    • @HusseinAli-7610
      @HusseinAli-7610 5 років тому +37

      كرة القدم ✔

  • @marcinszumowicz
    @marcinszumowicz 7 років тому +1409

    4:03 a bird flew out of Neymar’s head

    • @prodreddmillz
      @prodreddmillz 6 років тому +8

      Marcinek lmao 😂

    • @NK-fl4ox
      @NK-fl4ox 6 років тому +1

      Marcinek 😂😂😂

    • @safssa2428
      @safssa2428 6 років тому +1

      Marcinek hahhahhahahhha😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yoYo-lz2nx
      @yoYo-lz2nx 6 років тому +18

      Theres a nest on his head😱😲😲😂😂

    • @alphakennybody4997
      @alphakennybody4997 6 років тому +1

      Marcinek 😂😂😂😂

  • @AdnanKhan-cg6eg
    @AdnanKhan-cg6eg 2 роки тому +81

    His cutest smile like a inocent small child

  • @ldvcat
    @ldvcat 6 років тому +303

    I love how he tries his hardest to speak English !!!! ❤️ Neymar Jr. da best !!

  • @jessewilliams1929
    @jessewilliams1929 7 років тому +4121

    I can tell Neymar just wants to get tf outta dere after that goal😂😂😂

    • @RedArmy2002
      @RedArmy2002 7 років тому +204

      Him trying to talk English and respond to Jimmy was really making me cringe.

    • @blackwarwolfdls8303
      @blackwarwolfdls8303 7 років тому +3

      Jesse Williams SUB TO MY CHANNEL IF YOU LOVE FOOTBALL

    • @beznazwy6184
      @beznazwy6184 7 років тому +174

      What an ignorant one must be to think that everyone must speak English very well.There are 12 major languages ​​used by millions in the world.Football is the most popular and most lucrative sport in the world, and in America is not very popular . World champions are Germany and European champions are Portugal, the best league is in Spain, so Neymar does not have to speak great English

    • @DaddyAss6921
      @DaddyAss6921 7 років тому +27

      Gab i actually the EPL is the best league in the world!

    • @theblondegoat2254
      @theblondegoat2254 7 років тому +13

      King 07 hell no haha nobody in epl has ever even been to the semi finals of UEFA champions league in like years bruh! It's always Spain and Italian teams !

  • @UmambaNegra
    @UmambaNegra 7 років тому +2014

    Americans... can't even watch a movie/series with subtitles, complain about the bad english of non native speakers...

    • @tajay655
      @tajay655 7 років тому +95

      funny you should say cause americans are too lazy to read subtitles 😂😂

    • @whatbr0577
      @whatbr0577 7 років тому

      Broly ok.... dude ur so funny

    • @Juice99ss
      @Juice99ss 7 років тому +2

      Ok

    • @claudegeorge8041
      @claudegeorge8041 7 років тому

      Juice

    • @SchUlrich
      @SchUlrich 7 років тому +1

      uma duas Muricans*

  • @HarpaxA
    @HarpaxA 4 роки тому +903

    The Neymar's platform is probably too short for him to do pre-run, if it a meter or two longer, he sure could do it on the first try

    • @rocketmoonshine9205
      @rocketmoonshine9205 4 роки тому +9

      True.

    • @hakimrangers1805
      @hakimrangers1805 4 роки тому +39

      Yup, i was thinking that might be impossible, but neymar nailed it

    • @llgg1668
      @llgg1668 4 роки тому +36

      Also it’s really hard to guess the distance without having the football lines or at least a level field

    • @araaf1982
      @araaf1982 4 роки тому +3

      Nope,you have to test the distance and wind breeze...

    • @sebastiansebastian5270
      @sebastiansebastian5270 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah I was gonna say he needs more space to run up and kicked the ball

  • @theghost9078
    @theghost9078 6 років тому +2663

    He's more famous than all of American celebrities

    • @kurtrivero368
      @kurtrivero368 6 років тому +18

      The Eqyptian King Uh, no he is not.

    • @pranavdayanand7517
      @pranavdayanand7517 6 років тому +246

      All American sportsmen, yes. All American celebrities, yah..no

    • @billybob9392
      @billybob9392 6 років тому +12

      No.....just no

    • @mullaoslo
      @mullaoslo 6 років тому +86

      Billy Bob American sportsnames usualy never makes it outside the US.. You are kind the butt of the world's jokes when it comes to sports.. Most of the time..

    • @asongforthemostbeautifulwo6476
      @asongforthemostbeautifulwo6476 6 років тому +5

      Marius Møller what do u mean? EUA wins pretty much everything at the olympics (except for the sports we actually care about).

  • @youhackedmyaccount
    @youhackedmyaccount 7 років тому +1875

    4:02 when Neymar's pet bird flies out of his hair :D

  • @sher6935
    @sher6935 5 років тому +4388

    If it was Zlatan he would have done it 4 out of three times

    • @ivlivsvalerivsmaiorianvs3884
      @ivlivsvalerivsmaiorianvs3884 5 років тому +23

      Lit😂

    • @ebaimulema6668
      @ebaimulema6668 5 років тому +293

      Zlatan would have hosted the show

    • @xl000
      @xl000 5 років тому +7

      who?

    • @ajantsmith6139
      @ajantsmith6139 5 років тому +86

      Neymar isn't Zlatan, you can't compare a football star to a football titan.

    • @ajantsmith6139
      @ajantsmith6139 5 років тому +43

      @@xl000 Zlatan!!! You don't know the Great One!? What kind of heathen are you?

  • @ethanmaher7862
    @ethanmaher7862 3 роки тому +129

    "he's a star player from Barcelona" brings back memories

  • @distance4803
    @distance4803 7 років тому +80

    I BET IF KIMMEL SAID A FAKE SOCCER PLAYER NAME THE CROWD WOULD STILL CHEER AS IF THEY WERE FANS LMAO

  • @laithlaith8427
    @laithlaith8427 7 років тому +125

    Finally a football star on a talk show yeah America did it

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 7 років тому

      laith laith Cristiano Ronaldo did a hilarious interview on the Jonathan Ross Show.

    • @David-mc8in
      @David-mc8in 7 років тому +2

      Imane Mourady So why they are in America?

  • @iMoha46
    @iMoha46 7 років тому +2938

    Roberto Carlos would have shot it from there all the way to the Hollywood sign

    • @ezzo782
      @ezzo782 7 років тому +53

      hahahahaaaaaa Roberto's legendary free kick goal from half is still my favorite goal of all time!

    • @MrJtknight
      @MrJtknight 7 років тому +5

      Ezzo His going out of bounds goal is my favorite.

    • @killerofprimes
      @killerofprimes 7 років тому +63

      And the ball would have curved around the pyramids

    • @Victorraphael1990
      @Victorraphael1990 7 років тому +7

      You made my day better with this. Thanks.

    • @mdroom18
      @mdroom18 7 років тому +8

      But if it hit Guillermo, imagine what would happen.

  • @ttw-mb5zn
    @ttw-mb5zn 3 роки тому +24

    I got anxiety attacks every time he stood in that corner for run-up. The space looks really small.

  • @shameweliveinthe21stcentur28
    @shameweliveinthe21stcentur28 7 років тому +1420

    This isn't my comment, but it's so funny I have to retype it: You laugh at his english, he laughs at your bank account

    • @lordfiifo4740
      @lordfiifo4740 7 років тому +36

      Shame we live in the 21st century
      Yeah I saw that comment lol I cracked up

    • @cuddlykids
      @cuddlykids 7 років тому

      Shame we live in the 21st century I

    • @ssw1295
      @ssw1295 7 років тому +11

      He can not coz I do not have the account even

    • @randykenderguillenroca5712
      @randykenderguillenroca5712 7 років тому +9

      I keep money under my pillow

    • @lionhero4568
      @lionhero4568 7 років тому +4

      Especially now since he’s the most payed soccer player

  • @RSKmemes
    @RSKmemes 7 років тому +1900

    Now Zlatan have to do it.

    • @ELVIS1975T
      @ELVIS1975T 7 років тому +69

      No. Zlatan doesn't have to do anything. Neymar has to do that with a bicycle kick to be compared to Zlatan. :)

    • @ademh7507
      @ademh7507 7 років тому +10

      Neymar scored this from 45 meters (150ft) away, Zlatan's bicycle kick was only 27 meters (88ft) away, which means Zlatan does have to do this.

    • @stardust4001
      @stardust4001 7 років тому +2

      ModernTek
      well said

    • @sheafleming2777
      @sheafleming2777 7 років тому +6

      zlaten is currently injured

    • @eyedeasneverdie3348
      @eyedeasneverdie3348 7 років тому +6

      Scholes instead. He'll smash it first time

  • @_____________7585
    @_____________7585 5 років тому +2379

    Guilhermo: But it's Neymar the best player in the world!
    Messi and Ronaldo: Are we a joke to you?

    • @Max-0076
      @Max-0076 5 років тому +18

      Guillermo*

    • @patrickhiggins5970
      @patrickhiggins5970 5 років тому +30

      Neymar flops after hearing this

    • @friedmiracle9960
      @friedmiracle9960 5 років тому +44

      Everyone is entitled to their opinion

    • @Listigerloeffeltyp
      @Listigerloeffeltyp 5 років тому +88

      Fried Miracle its not an opinion that messi and ronaldo are better than him, its a fact

    • @nileshkumar8046
      @nileshkumar8046 5 років тому +56

      @@friedmiracle9960 nah fam you cant have an opinion like that its just not acceptable sorry

  • @Ricksterthetrickster
    @Ricksterthetrickster 4 роки тому +593

    “He’s the star player for Barcelona”
    Messi: so you have chosen death

  • @gabrielperez4396
    @gabrielperez4396 7 років тому +3867

    Neymar still speaks better English than Wayne Rooney

    • @titusmutuku8924
      @titusmutuku8924 7 років тому +29

      Gabriel Perez lol...savage

    • @BernardBrunu1
      @BernardBrunu1 7 років тому +110

      Gabriel Perez U mean Harry Kane

    • @josueabarca1913
      @josueabarca1913 7 років тому +5

      Gabriel Perez lool

    • @johnjenks7812
      @johnjenks7812 7 років тому +8

      Gabriel Perez lol that makes zero sense naymar sounds like a tard when speaking english rooney just talks common scouse!

    • @HXNZ99
      @HXNZ99 7 років тому +14

      Gabriel Perez Scouse ain't that hard to understand lol.

  • @LevatekGaming
    @LevatekGaming 5 років тому +88

    Laughs at Neymar’s english, I’d like to see Jimmy speak Portuguese and Spanish

  • @MahendraPal-fh7ue
    @MahendraPal-fh7ue 6 років тому +6462

    How many soccer fans are here ?? really Soccer ? Its FOOTBALL...

    • @JohnNjengaCOCO
      @JohnNjengaCOCO 6 років тому +221

      USA, Australia, New Zealand and Canada call the beautiful game *Soccer*

    • @oscargomez24
      @oscargomez24 6 років тому +223

      Rubel Paul dude just shut up and let people call it whatever they want, I call it football too but it makes no difference in calling it soccer

    • @andrewsemm765
      @andrewsemm765 6 років тому +82

      It could be called soccer and football 😑

    • @dopechicken7422
      @dopechicken7422 6 років тому +21

      Dude don't be stupid

    • @nivedsuresh5896
      @nivedsuresh5896 6 років тому +108

      Lmao shut up
      Only Americans call it soccer

  • @evanreade3374
    @evanreade3374 4 роки тому +934

    “Neymar’s the star player for Barcelona” Messi: am I a joke to you?

    • @SureshKumar-jn2gn
      @SureshKumar-jn2gn 4 роки тому +72

      Messi wouldn't ask that. He's too humble to ask that.

    • @zi7402
      @zi7402 4 роки тому +13

      Did they said main star player

    • @yehyamoustafa5136
      @yehyamoustafa5136 4 роки тому +18

      his opinion not yours .. now quit embarrassing yourself

    • @polskamowa6942
      @polskamowa6942 4 роки тому +12

      “Neymar’s the BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD” Ronaldo and Lewandowski: are we a joke to you?

    • @felixkfriju2649
      @felixkfriju2649 4 роки тому +3

      messi is not like you

  • @Guerrero.
    @Guerrero. 7 років тому +1173

    Neymar is like the most chill athlete, i love him.

    • @gabrielmeza2429
      @gabrielmeza2429 7 років тому +72

      Guerrero_ 19 you should see Hector Bellerin in camera at ChrisMD's channel ....not trying to spam😂😂

    • @Tyler__Coleman
      @Tyler__Coleman 7 років тому +8

      Guerrero_ 19 Daniel Sturridge is

    • @windex-re9cl
      @windex-re9cl 7 років тому +3

      DMD no its because everyone does but when he is in training he is the most active/crazy/funniest one

    • @angewhitcomb8525
      @angewhitcomb8525 7 років тому +6

      Guerrero_ 19 correction, Ronaldo is the chilliest athlete in the world

    • @adrianbotello8297
      @adrianbotello8297 7 років тому +1

      windex 1933 he said athlete not only soccer players.

  • @ItzLVz
    @ItzLVz 7 років тому +2367

    Hey Jimmy It's Football, Not SoCCER

    • @stacywangare1763
      @stacywangare1763 7 років тому +16

      Lev1sa Sports Futbol

    • @LuisLopez-xr2km
      @LuisLopez-xr2km 7 років тому +13

      Stacy Wangare that's in Spanish 😂😂

    • @Invinciblez18
      @Invinciblez18 7 років тому +60

      yeah but these are Yanks. They call the game you play with your foot soccer and that other game you play with your hands football

    • @infinite7423
      @infinite7423 7 років тому +19

      Lev1sa Sports This show is based in the united states. Here, we call it soccer. If he said football everyone would be confused and think he is talking about american football.

    • @AustinMichael
      @AustinMichael 7 років тому +32

      You do realize that the British created the word soccer over 200 years ago to distinguish the difference between rugby football and association football right? Using the word soccer is not an American invention to distinguish the difference between American and European Football.

  • @p0w0s
    @p0w0s 5 років тому +244

    3:54 guy in the corner trying to hide from camera, but he didnt succeed...

    • @danishwar8216
      @danishwar8216 5 років тому +3

      Haha correct

    • @klausseize4147
      @klausseize4147 5 років тому +4

      😂😂hadn’t noticed him at the first time

    • @garvon_
      @garvon_ 4 роки тому +1

      He did succeed - he was hiding from the camera pointing from Neymar's side

    • @ShubhThakkar
      @ShubhThakkar 4 роки тому

      He was literally hiding in plain sight

  • @ivysawitbefore
    @ivysawitbefore 4 роки тому +74

    “ He’s from fc Barcelona “ cries in 2020

  • @solonomoney
    @solonomoney 7 років тому +2777

    Am I freaking dreaming now?? WHY THE HELL is NEYMAR on JIMMY's??????

    • @Mbk1019
      @Mbk1019 7 років тому +78

      solonomoney he is in america right now

    • @edvins8863
      @edvins8863 7 років тому +6

      solonomoney holiday

    • @HellcoreFire
      @HellcoreFire 7 років тому +105

      He's filming for the next Avengers movie.

    • @V0r4xiz
      @V0r4xiz 7 років тому +58

      Because Americans don't know football and go by who's the biggest pop star and doesn't cost a trillion dollars to show up.

    • @brendansinclair3146
      @brendansinclair3146 7 років тому +19

      solonomoney Barcelona is probably training in the US or he's on vacation

  • @tanjotdk
    @tanjotdk 7 років тому +576

    neymar's English is actually pretty good lol

    • @AboodFoolad
      @AboodFoolad 7 років тому +28

      tanjotdk have you heard ronaldo speak? thats good english this would be a beginner learning english

    • @angie-dn2xv
      @angie-dn2xv 7 років тому +60

      Ronaldo played for Man United though lol

    • @FilipeVasconcellosAKAJeeForce
      @FilipeVasconcellosAKAJeeForce 7 років тому +1

      And Portuguese People speak better others languages than Brazilian people

    • @victorteuber
      @victorteuber 7 років тому +12

      Filipe Vasconcellos That is just stupid

    • @SergipeCycling
      @SergipeCycling 7 років тому

      tanjotdk at least that because Portuguese isn't his strongest suit.

  • @Nobodysurvivesevenonebit
    @Nobodysurvivesevenonebit 7 років тому +935

    his English is better than Harry kane.

  • @PHNX-bv5qs
    @PHNX-bv5qs 7 років тому +101

    Imagine if Guillermo blocked it tho 😅

  • @giannisms1861
    @giannisms1861 7 років тому +1126

    Surprised he didnt dive off the rooftop.

    • @marekss
      @marekss 7 років тому

      Lol

    • @shehran00
      @shehran00 7 років тому +7

      don't forget he surprisingly didn't trip the building

    • @AA-yo6yg
      @AA-yo6yg 7 років тому

      Ruler UA-cam STOP.

    • @cameronhirtle7316
      @cameronhirtle7316 7 років тому +18

      They should've dropped 222 million into the street below he would dive into that road head-first lol.

    • @aptoniagt3279
      @aptoniagt3279 7 років тому

      Cameron Hirtle lol man

  • @cmboys695
    @cmboys695 7 років тому +238

    Neymar speaks better english than desiigner

  • @AdarshKumar-nj7rp
    @AdarshKumar-nj7rp 5 років тому +198

    "How many soccer fans do we have here?"
    "Wooooo"
    I don't think you are a "soccer" fan if you get excited by the word soccer

    • @Ziroidex
      @Ziroidex 4 роки тому +2

      Soccer is the best sport on the earth.

    • @Syndixal
      @Syndixal 4 роки тому +18

      CasualVideos football*

    • @McFlashh
      @McFlashh 4 роки тому +23

      CasualVideos I hate the word soccer, it's football.

    • @mlvendetta2492
      @mlvendetta2492 4 роки тому +2

      @@Ziroidex football

    • @hush7359
      @hush7359 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ziroidex football

  • @shreyash2830
    @shreyash2830 5 років тому +516

    Jimmy Kimmel : *He's the star player of FC Barcelona*
    *Lionel Messi has left the chat*

    • @sheriffbeko937
      @sheriffbeko937 5 років тому

      😃😃😃

    • @uafa140
      @uafa140 5 років тому

      Copied

    • @Pun1Sh3r_360
      @Pun1Sh3r_360 5 років тому

      As he should leave the chat he needs to stop wasting time and start training so he can stop choking in big games

    • @Pun1Sh3r_360
      @Pun1Sh3r_360 5 років тому

      Messi would miss he sucks at penalties remember?

    • @ashwiny7349
      @ashwiny7349 5 років тому +11

      @@Pun1Sh3r_360 have u heard of free kicks. U must not watch football.

  • @Angel-bg3rf
    @Angel-bg3rf 7 років тому +2179

    Neymar looks so high

    • @jajiu123
      @jajiu123 7 років тому +61

      Angel cause the video lenght is 4.20?

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt 7 років тому +10

      Angel How else could anyone score a goal like that?

    • @Gunnersman1510
      @Gunnersman1510 7 років тому +3

      Angel it must be the sun

    • @danillamour
      @danillamour 7 років тому +14

      he laughs like XXXTENTACION

    • @elieljimenez5191
      @elieljimenez5191 7 років тому +48

      trying to get his mind off real madrid winning everything

  • @shady4everr
    @shady4everr 7 років тому +719

    that was beautiful, it really takes skills to do that.

    • @Alejandrohernandez-mr4mp
      @Alejandrohernandez-mr4mp 7 років тому +20

      Not really, just a long shot...

    • @zorhem4520
      @zorhem4520 7 років тому +35

      any average footballer can do that mate.

    • @NE-re1lw
      @NE-re1lw 7 років тому +4

      Mohamad Hamad Not that impressive for a football (or soccer whatever) fan

    • @theysaidbowlingwellimstrol96
      @theysaidbowlingwellimstrol96 7 років тому +3

      Lol he just shot a long shot anyone can do that

    • @malachix928
      @malachix928 7 років тому

      Buffy Chicken proof or fake, post a video

  • @jamesqsmith7205
    @jamesqsmith7205 2 роки тому +31

    One of the highest paid players in the world, tip toeing on the edge of a carnival level setup on top of a root lol. I kept thinking the corner would break and he'd flip off the building.

  • @TheAwesomeRA7
    @TheAwesomeRA7 7 років тому +221

    Lowkey was scared for a min I thought he won't score 😂😂

    • @imdyinginside8419
      @imdyinginside8419 7 років тому +2

      Peteto Chibs would you be able to do it?!!! 😂

    • @imdyinginside8419
      @imdyinginside8419 7 років тому +1

      cheez , so what?

    • @imdyinginside8419
      @imdyinginside8419 7 років тому

      Peteto Chibs I think that's a bit further than you think mate

    • @divinetiger9756
      @divinetiger9756 7 років тому

      Credit to neymar for the shot and his ability to hit it the far but guillermo probably didn't want to block the shot it was easy he had lots of time to move but we all wanted to see neymar make it so probably that's why

  • @madmatmp
    @madmatmp 6 років тому +711

    Has anyone noticed how precariously close This player was to that fence and a drop of 80 ft. That must have given his club a bloody heart attack. Jesus. 😮

    • @davep1103
      @davep1103 6 років тому +3

      AGREED !
      1 SLI.....OOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!

    • @trimotionmedia5487
      @trimotionmedia5487 6 років тому +2

      seriously! I saw that! I doubt it was a big drop tho ahaha

    • @Zac0827
      @Zac0827 6 років тому +71

      I agree. As we all know, he rolls around a lot 😆

    • @pushkarmahale912
      @pushkarmahale912 6 років тому +2

      Agreed.. 😂

    • @gil.0007
      @gil.0007 6 років тому +9

      Matt Pannell 3:42 he is at a stage built at small height

  • @bruhitscookie8090
    @bruhitscookie8090 6 років тому +1357

    Him trying to speak English is so cute.

    • @sd0wi100
      @sd0wi100 5 років тому +150

      Him looking at your bank account is cute for him

    • @killitboi2786
      @killitboi2786 5 років тому +58

      He speaks 4 languages, what do you speak apart from lazy English(American).

    • @navneetsinku3575
      @navneetsinku3575 5 років тому +29

      Neymar can say that he knows english but the americans can never understand football or soccer whatever they call it

    • @Tom-mc9ts
      @Tom-mc9ts 5 років тому +6

      CONUZI I you ripped that joke off another comment

    • @sd0wi100
      @sd0wi100 5 років тому +1

      Langdon Alger ur right

  • @A_HDMI
    @A_HDMI 2 роки тому +10

    Never in a billion years would I ever make that shot if Neymar missed twice.

  • @zero-7091
    @zero-7091 7 років тому +1668

    The world: We call it football because we play it with are foot
    In America : they have a sport that don't make any sense and they play with their hands and they call it (foot)ball???

    • @pixel278
      @pixel278 7 років тому +26

      Zero- 70 Our* Learn how to spell before trying to make an argument valid.

    • @cowboyga1
      @cowboyga1 7 років тому +149

      Suarez is a beast smart guy. who gives a fcuk aboot speling on a UA-cam commmmment?

    • @johanfalk2875
      @johanfalk2875 7 років тому +8

      Zero- 70 it doesn't make sense to you because you don't know the game. By the way soccer soccer soccer soccer soccer soccer soccer

    • @SubHazardx
      @SubHazardx 7 років тому +47

      I haven'T ever watch american football, but I'm sure its great. On the otherhand, it really should be called something else^^

    • @Metalpazallteway
      @Metalpazallteway 7 років тому +78

      SubHazardx It should be called Rugby for softies...

  • @Ballacha
    @Ballacha 6 років тому +1865

    You shoulda asked him to demonstrate his superior acting skills.

  • @tamakinakamura4066
    @tamakinakamura4066 7 років тому +763

    "neymar can't speak english." neymar has more money, talent, fans and he speaks two languages in which u can't do. soo yeah lmao

    • @GR7Gaming
      @GR7Gaming 7 років тому +8

      ben mueller i speak Spainsh, english, & Japanese in order. I'm still learning Japanese atm.

    • @julissa7294
      @julissa7294 7 років тому +10

      ben mueller he speaks three actually :)

    • @mohdfarhanmasnin7668
      @mohdfarhanmasnin7668 7 років тому +3

      weeb

    • @seanm5425
      @seanm5425 7 років тому +1

      Who said that?

    • @lastass
      @lastass 7 років тому +8

      Portuguese, English, Spanish, Italian, French...
      And yeah, they should have invited Cristiano Ronaldo instead of this fraud...

  • @siam93k
    @siam93k 4 роки тому +506

    Who is here after neymar(PSG) lost in UCL Final..

  • @rubyjane469
    @rubyjane469 6 років тому +590

    Neymar’s English awwwww🌹❤️😭

    • @walkkimir2305
      @walkkimir2305 5 років тому +1

      Neymar é nosso brasileiro bro

    • @hamzazoaoui
      @hamzazoaoui 5 років тому +41

      U mean bank account ?

    • @MonkeyMemero
      @MonkeyMemero 5 років тому

      te amo

    • @ccthc9939
      @ccthc9939 5 років тому +5

      I also have a Brazilian accent.. I play soccer too and problably won’t make one month of his salary in my lifetime.. but hey at least I look good while being poor..

    • @carlossilva3846
      @carlossilva3846 5 років тому +1

      @@walkkimir2305 só seu então, porque essa bosta ai n representa ngm aq

  • @RealCalso
    @RealCalso 5 років тому +58

    Jimmy: *speaks for two seconds*
    Crowd: *applause*

  • @palope0000
    @palope0000 7 років тому +114

    "Omg so Guillermo had his own opinion and said that Neymar is the best so I feel that it's my responsibility to degrade Neymar and correct him saying my favourite football player ? *insert favourite football player here* "
    Dang ,when will people stop being so hateful over everything

    • @naoimporta58
      @naoimporta58 7 років тому +4

      Neymar isn't the best player in the world. It's Messi. And I'm a HUGE fan of Neymar, he's my favorite player(Nowadays), but he isn't the best and I know it.

    • @ObinnaWGMI
      @ObinnaWGMI 7 років тому +4

      Eros Viana sorry I think you spelt Ronaldo wrong

    • @ge7581
      @ge7581 7 років тому

      Eros Viana k

    • @shrek8495
      @shrek8495 7 років тому

      Eros Viana Neymar is one of the best players in the world but honestly his not better than Messi or Ronaldo

  • @ander1hh
    @ander1hh 4 роки тому +648

    I hate it when Americans say "soccer"

    • @myth333
      @myth333 4 роки тому +8

      Ikr smh 🤦🤦

    • @margui6224
      @margui6224 4 роки тому +12

      Me too. ugh!

    • @seemasihag7051
      @seemasihag7051 4 роки тому +10

      @@margui6224 It's football and for me I call it
      😎😎JogaBonito😎😎

    • @noahnightking
      @noahnightking 4 роки тому +22

      I’m from North America and I hate calling it soccer but every time I say football people think I’m referring to American football and then they want to play with me and I’m like ‘no I meant football football’ so I don’t have much of a choice

    • @xlantboi
      @xlantboi 4 роки тому +8

      Indians are best they say football

  • @AsianBinLaden
    @AsianBinLaden 5 років тому +452

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Guillermo: It's Neymar! The best player in the world!

  • @AsS-xs3om
    @AsS-xs3om 7 років тому +3664

    IT'S FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER

    • @benryck
      @benryck 7 років тому +29

      Zeinab Alshamani it’s the same thing that’s like saying a truck and a boot are different things. It’s the same sport just in a said in a different way.

    • @AsS-xs3om
      @AsS-xs3om 7 років тому +107

      GalacticHighlights NO NO NO IT'S NOT THE SAME THING

    • @tjabrheueh8615
      @tjabrheueh8615 7 років тому +26

      Zeinab Alshamani people in america call it soccer

    • @benryck
      @benryck 7 років тому +12

      Zeinab Alshamani bruh it’s the same thing. If you can give me a reason that they are different sports, then I’ll agree with you. That’s like saying a janitor and a custodian are different things.

    • @carloswutkebarwick8691
      @carloswutkebarwick8691 7 років тому +6

      Soccer is derived from the word "aSSOCiation Football".

  • @shadowrealmcitizen1149
    @shadowrealmcitizen1149 7 років тому +1111

    I'm a diehard Real Madrid fan but I love this guy ♡

  • @Batman19550
    @Batman19550 4 роки тому +25

    I love his accent it’s so pretty I wish he wouldn’t be shy about it❤️

    • @tl8211
      @tl8211 3 роки тому +2

      He's far from shy. He just doesn't have a lot to say there.

  • @yourlocalfinsfan
    @yourlocalfinsfan 5 років тому +431

    The ball was a paid actor