Do you know how lizards let predators eat their tail and give them the satisfaction of the "kill" and then regrow a new one? 1. Guy won't stop asking for number or trying to flirt 2. Give number 3. Block number as soon as guy leaves 4. Repeat until infinity
7:08 Girl: I would give it to you, but I do have a boyfriend Jack: Does he have chocolate? Girl: No... Jack: Imma take that number then Dude I lost it here haha
@@hover_roller_balance_boards Not really. Just because they give you their number doesn't mean they are ever going to respond to you lol. You can see the disinterest in the entire conversation they have.
@@Digger-Nick they may....they may just give you a shot leash. In my number picking days I came across a girl that was apathetic, she did respond to my texts, but didn't show too much interest there either. I think the attitude means "surprise me"
Jack Denmo Jack Denmo its also a shit test. Before when you were talking with the girl in the restaurant she said “I have a boyfriend” then you said “it’s ok I’ll take your number anyway” smart my friend.
@@bruv6282 Its called ARK:Survival Evolved. I strongly recommend downloading it if you have more than 250GB free space on your pc. In my opinion its best game for pc but sadly i needed to uninstall cus ran out of space
Tadge they don’t have to hand out their real number .. if a guy is pressuring you and you’re uncomfortable and want him to get tf out you can give him a fake or even give him the real and just block him
6:50 “I would give you my number, but I have a boyfriend.” After she said that, I thought he was going to come back with, “Well, I just want to let you know I poisoned your Twix.”
@@goliatheater67373 fff, if you can dress well, shave well and take care of your skin, you’ll be perceived as a 7/8 even if your face has weird forms like wide standing eyes..
you ' She was smiling because she thought “oh look, it’s just another guy who thinks he’s all that.” It was a “this is funny because it’s ridiculously dumb” smile She was not into it XD Smiles can mean a lot of things
If you watch her at the end of that clip around 8:43 she bites the bottom of her lip. She was frazzled. Not even flex seal could stop that waterfall inbetween her legs.
*Complete list of chocolate bar pickup lines* Cookies and Cream : "You're the cookies and I'm the cream" Mars : "You are out of this world" "How else could I communicate this else than a Mars chocolate bar ?" Kit Kat : "You looked like you were working hard and I thought you deserved a break" "I want to break you in half and share you with my friends" "You deserve a break" Butterfingers : "Oh, sorry, butterfingers" Snickers : "Damn girl you're thicker than a Snicker" Twix : " I'm just trynna split this Twix with you" "Hey, look, just like me and you" "Wanna see a magic trick ? Actually, I was gonna show you a magic Twix" [Unknown] : "Don't be so salty" Bonus : "What do you call a candy that is never on time ? Choco-late"
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No u
What do you even do with those Numbers?
Nice video I have ever seen
11:35 cheap bd... I can't stop laughing...
This video gives me unhealthy amount of confidence.
cockyness
Honestly
Bruhh😂😂
@vikas chaudary it's both
😂😂
Jack is too smooth. The man would not leave footprints in the snow.
LMAO best comment ever
Ima be honest I don’t even know what pick up lines are anymore
mediacenter man that was actually really funny tbh 😂
mediacenter man Lol Jack is a fucking wizard
give this man a medal
Jack has such a passive aggressive "i'm annoyed" appearence thou
the art of trolling my man
@@JackDenmo its great i love it
I don’t know why I read it as “jackass” lol
@@JackDenmo I’m sure your real pickups are no trolling. I love the fact that you respond to comments❤️
@@JackDenmo ok denmo
"I have a boyfriend..."
"Here's my number."
Do you know how lizards let predators eat their tail and give them the satisfaction of the "kill" and then regrow a new one?
1. Guy won't stop asking for number or trying to flirt
2. Give number
3. Block number as soon as guy leaves
4. Repeat until infinity
Jenneke oh
Jenneke wait I never thought about that
CoDGplays Yep.
Monkey branching skank.
Hope her BF saw this video and kicked her to the curb and saved himself year of trouble.
She belong to the streets
Jack: “does he have chocolate”
Cassie: “no”
Jack: “imma need that number”
Amazes me that she still gave it. "Leave no doors closed" huh? :P
@@blondiwithstyle back up plan lol
@@blondiwithstyle that's foul on her part, women like them cheat the second they think they can do better. Zero loyalty and faith.
@@blondiwithstyle Probably because the "boyfriend" excuse is often used by women who are kinda insecure and unsure ... but Jack pulled through.
When that chick who was afraid to eat the twix actually took a bite of it u should have yelled ''OMG she ate it!!!'' and ran away laughing.
haha funny idea
Let’s save this idea for when Jack goes to a middle school
Most underated comment 😂😂💀💀
@@Grg1231 oh shut the fuck up man, it was a funny idea
John Doe Shame you don’t like funny comments 😒
That awkward moment when you go back to take the chocolate bar from them 😂
every time bruh
@@JackDenmo WHYYY do you need the chocolate bar back? buy another one, i feel bad for her 11:45
@@JackDenmo seriously why!?!?!?
That stuff aint cheap!
Commando Master yes it is you broke fuck
7:08 Girl: I would give it to you, but I do have a boyfriend
Jack: Does he have chocolate?
Girl: No...
Jack: Imma take that number then
Dude I lost it here haha
Praaf Rams his savagery is off the charts lol.
They have no bf. It's a shit test.
@@hover_roller_balance_boards Not really. Just because they give you their number doesn't mean they are ever going to respond to you lol. You can see the disinterest in the entire conversation they have.
@@Digger-Nick they may....they may just give you a shot leash. In my number picking days I came across a girl that was apathetic, she did respond to my texts, but didn't show too much interest there either. I think the attitude means "surprise me"
11:37 I can’t believe he took the snicker back lol
He took the kitkat from the working girl before😭🤣
It was a Mars bar
@@oilker42 he gave mars bar first. Then he gave a kitkat to her too
That had me crippled that did 😂
He actually did🤣
5:11 "Thicker than a snicker"
Why you do her like that😂
Bryan Briggs haha
Well she had the choice to take it in a good way but that’s really hard to do I guess
Ticker
obese
This man is a genius
U too man!
I like your videos too man
IQ 420+
i dont think jack knows who you are lool
Shirls make similar types
*Jack* : Hi
*Girl* : I'm sorry. I have a boyfriend
*Jack* : Do you like chocolate?
*Girl* : Oh! Here's my number
girls aint loyal when chocolate is on the line
Jack Denmo Jack Denmo its also a shit test. Before when you were talking with the girl in the restaurant she said “I have a boyfriend” then you said “it’s ok I’ll take your number anyway” smart my friend.
WarWolf Yes! And lol
Jack Denmo I’m dead as fuck that killled me 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
These chocolate companies need to sponsor him lol
bruh I like how he's smooth and never gets awkward
I'm always awkward dawg
@@JackDenmo you do a great job hiding it
Nah he didn't put the fails
@@JackDenmo It's like the hulk when he was asked "how do you never get angry?" and he answered "that's my secret, I'm always angry".
This whole video is awkward what do you mean?!
He's only uploaded the successful pickups. I want to see the fails 😂
If he left the girls number uncensored on youtube for hundreds of thousands of people that means it was fake number right?
@@austink9268 he censors it dumbass
that would be a great content. I think no one has ever done that
@@aidanc9298 😂😂😂😂😂
This man never fails
-"Are you vegan?"
-"No"
-"Oh cause I saw you had a neck tat"
LMAO
LOL
Alex T i died there hahahahhah
Sounds logical to me as well lmao
Dead
can someone explain the joke? i dont get it ffs
I want this mans power
could you handle it
Jack denmo>Jesus
@@JackDenmo no one can handle the power of Jack just one blink and he sends shockwaves through out the land
Burn
@@JackDenmo Omds 😭 😭
Girl: “what’s your name?”
Jack: “Dawson” LOL
BigDawsTV
Shout out to bigdawstv haha
Dawson is a weird name
also Jack Dawson from titanic LMAO
Jack Dawson - Titanic
“You’re kinda like a kit-kat, I wanna break you in half and share you with my friends” 😂😂😂 how the hell does she keep talking to him after that
man, a great answer to whenever a girl says “i have a boyfriend” is “that’s totally fine, i’m not a jealous guy”
6:10 She's so innocent lol
6:36 And that's when she broke one of mom's rules: never eat candy from strangers😂
Shes a wierdo
6:10 she’s lovely though 😍
el loco coco dude you don't even know her learn how to spell weirdo correctly before saying something 🤐😑🖕
@@thegammeryoutube9828 lmao did i hurt you? 😂
el loco coco yeah your spelling is the thing that hurt me learn how to spell first and then you could say something also learn some respect lmao
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Jack: Does he have chocolate?
Girl: no
Jack: Then I will take that number
i died of laughter
xD good one!
@@darkprinceofdorne are u ok
5:18 " damn girl you are thicker than a snicker" hahaha
ok
hey bro i went to your channel those dinosaur games is really cool tho
@@bruv6282 dinosaur 🦕♥
@@M447DT yes
@@bruv6282 Its called ARK:Survival Evolved. I strongly recommend downloading it if you have more than 250GB free space on your pc. In my opinion its best game for pc but sadly i needed to uninstall cus ran out of space
I feel bad for the girls who fall in love with this confident man just to be told it's a prank 2 seconds later 🤣
Robber: “give me tour wallet”
Jack: “give me your number”
Robber: “okay”
This comment is underrated 😂😂
11:44 he took it back LMAO 😂😅
always
Jack Denmo that was cringe 🙃
@@JackDenmo aren't you a fucker?
@@JackDenmo Next time don't take it back plz.. It's painful to watch
Leave the candy bar, take the virginity!
Jack holding invisible gun at that blonde chick.. she was looking at you like pls dont sell my kidney to bulgaria
LMAO
Waiting for the offended Bulgarian 😀
Im not Bulgarian and im not offended by it
I am actually impressed that somebody knows that Bulgaria exists haha.
Im from Eastern Europe so i know all balkan/slav countries
If Jack was around my college with these quality chocolate pickup lines I’d be chasing him down like a ‘bounty’ hunter
WANTED
DEAD OR ALIVE
JACK
BOUNTY:30,000
ONE PIECE REFERENCE
@@rlalchungnungaralte7811 r/woosh
@A Det i said "one piece reference"
@@rlalchungnungaralte7811 this isn't a reference to one piece 😂😂😂
Hey can i give you a Kiss???
A Hershey's Kiss that is! hahaha Have a sweet day! ;)
This guy can’t afford to give a chocolate away.goes and fetches it afterwards hahaha 😂
He has 200k+ subs and over 1 million views on this video. How can't he afford chocolate lol
Even when they say they have a boyfriend some how he still manage to get it
And he keeps the chocolate in this video again 😂😂😂
*Girl doesnt like cookies n cream
Jack: are you a vegan?
😂😂😂😆😆
I have a bf... hands over number anyway.I hope you are watching men!!!
Sometimes they don't even text back, they just don't want to reject again and some of them are just shittesting you while they are single.
Tadge oh yeah yeah brother watch Max’s new video he has more instructions for us oh yeah yeah
Tadge they don’t have to hand out their real number .. if a guy is pressuring you and you’re uncomfortable and want him to get tf out you can give him a fake or even give him the real and just block him
Stop spreading stereotypes about us lol
Well it is jack so i aint even...
6:50 “I would give you my number, but I have a boyfriend.” After she said that, I thought he was going to come back with, “Well, I just want to let you know I poisoned your Twix.”
brilliant 😂😂
7:23 she's so innocent. Loved that interaction 😂
"you're like a kit kat, i wanna brake you down and share you with my friends"
Ok.. 😂
brake?😂😁😀😂😁😀😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:00 "tHIs OnLy HaPpENs iN mOViEs" nahh this only happens in pranks
Jack you have this natural genuine charisma that most youtube pick up line pranksters lack, keep doing more!
lmao thanks man
"You're kinda like a kitkat...I wanna break you in half and share you with my friends"
*Line of the centurie*
6:00 if you were ugly she would think your drugging her lmao.
She DID think that lol!!
He isn’t attractive.. he average joe
@@bjwkusgxjdks I just said he wasn't ugly
@@bjwkusgxjdks he is attractive. You don't have to look like a model to be attractive. Leave the house sometime.
@@goliatheater67373 fff, if you can dress well, shave well and take care of your skin, you’ll be perceived as a 7/8 even if your face has weird forms like wide standing eyes..
*He actually took back the chocolates guys*
JACK (The Cheap) Denmo
From the stomachs of other people?
@@beastmasterbg no from banging asses
smooth af
“ your thicker than a snickers, can I get ur number?”
The best part
Parkour
Damn gurl
Learn basic English.
She’s thicker a Volvo.
Nah man dont take the chocolates back thats just awful
They have boyfriends tho, so he had to take em back
vintage_hart
best reply, they have boyfriends and they wanna keep his chocolate? well fuck no bruh
The guy is a pro. He knows what he's doing 😹
1:27 They both said Hi at the EXACT same time.
At least give them the chocolate bro
LOL
Take it back every time....
They didn't Earn It! So He gives them the White chocolate bar instead.....
Jack:"I am doing 'picking up girls' video"
Also Jack: "Cara? That's weird name"
kaczek this was the funniest part to me for some reason
gloust56 Cara means "friend" in Irish :)
@@aine8706 and it also means "face" in spanish
@@robertoh6199 Cara means "dude" or "face" in portuguese
Yo man, I admire your boldness. I strive to be like you
10:03 she's like a solid 10/10
fr need her ig
5:36 that girl was so into jack.
The snickers pick up line was soooo genius. Made me laugh so hard. Good job on that
The first one is very smooth
Has to be scripted
6:09 she just didn't like the fact that you touched her part with your fingers rather than give her the Twix with the cover.
Haroun Ben cuz he pee and his fingers are dirty
She flipped it check out
Haroun Ben i mean everyone learned at a young age to not take candy from strangers so...
@@DanielRodriguez-cr8ns probably
@@brijanvierhout2979 that's probable too
found this guys videos today, and started from the most recent and gone though them all. im fawking addicted
8:26 that whole thing was really creepy 😂😂😂
Yeah that girl didn't want to give him her #
8:48 Gotta love how she goes from happy to angry in 2 sec
hahahahaha shoppers doesn't have a sail on monsoon raincoats.
She was enjoying it anyway and I think He would‘ve got her number easy :) he did not notice it cause she turned around while ‚smiling etc‘
you ' She was smiling because she thought “oh look, it’s just another guy who thinks he’s all that.” It was a “this is funny because it’s ridiculously dumb” smile
She was not into it XD
Smiles can mean a lot of things
123coolteen yea you are right too, I think there was anyway a bit of enjoyement in tht smile too tho :)
you ' oh yeah totally
I mean that’s the whole point of these pranks, to make people smile :)
First clip was just smooth afffff
Those girls minds just went kapoot
power of choco
@@JackDenmo how did u do that I need to know
Kaputt?* 😅
Tell girls "Do you like BBC?"
When they think dirty/confused tell them it's
*"Big Bar of Chocolate"*
will defo be in part 3
LOL, that's a hilarious idea.
Big Black Choc
You are a genius 👌🏻
Lmao
“I totally saw you checking me out”. Dude has balls 😂
Smooth pickup lines:
*”I WANT TO BREAK YOU IN HALF AND SHARE YOU WITH MY FRIENDS”*
Fuck
Haha bro don’t go sharing our secrets like that man
BRUH no it’s not smooth 😭
1:27. They both said "Hi" at the same time.
That's good
Holy shit haha
What's even creepy about it
And you just used space before a comma. That's what creeps me out here the most.
Big Fan tf
chocolate bar sales soar all of a sudden
"We can just like meet up and like eat chocolate and shit."
Interesting choice of activities...
choco and chill
11:34
Denmo: This was a video chocolate pickup lines. my freind is filming right there
Girls: laughs
Denmo: takes back the chocolate bar
EPIC
"I want to break you half and share it with my friends" hahahahahahaha
LMAO HE TOOK THEM BACK
Yeah 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭💔 that broke my heart
Low budget 😂
With those 2 girls, getting out of that fail, that was smart 👌👌😄
I woulda fuckin ran lmfao
Neck tat = vegan
facts
@@JackDenmo 😂😂😂😂
11:03 love watching all the people in the back watching this unfold
8:41 how quick my mood changes randomly
8:25 I sensed a connection
lol she's about to be single lololol
If you watch her at the end of that clip around 8:43 she bites the bottom of her lip. She was frazzled. Not even flex seal could stop that waterfall inbetween her legs.
“I was hiking, pretty thick in there” Dfuq🤣
big ole bush
*Tick
10:47 he has a boyfriend
Lol when asked the number look at his neck, made him swallow in no time.
Jack: What's your favorite chocolate bar?
Girl: I'm about to go home actually.
Me: 🤔🧐
That poor guy was like... “wtf just happened” lmao
"This only happens in movies"
That's when you know Jack has done a good job
lmao when he changed his name to "dawson" i thought he was gonna start laughing
11:09 the girls who were pranked earlier enjoying the scene.
The amount of confidence he has is amazing.
The skeptical blonde girl Cassidy had me in tears 😂
For future reference bro, let her take the twix out of the case herself and don't touch it with your fingers.
Jack denmo should have at least 1 million his videos are the best and funny as hell.
Yeah but life is sucks
this is me are u trying to say his life or life sucks?
reality in 2019
@@ronaldgagne319 what do you think
this is me I’m thinking life sucks because his life is pretty good tbh.
He took the chocolate back in the end clip lol.
Lol
Nobody can stop jack for giving a choclate to all the girls he likes. Even the girls cant stop him
My G I miss these videos! Bring em back!!
this man’s underrated
lmao u were surprised she said cookies&cream cuz u knew u had one
Its all about confidence. Well done dude.
"damn girl you are thicker than a snicker" 😂😂😂😂😂
not me looking for pick up lines
Boom Jack Denmo I cant stop laughing
*Complete list of chocolate bar pickup lines*
Cookies and Cream : "You're the cookies and I'm the cream"
Mars : "You are out of this world"
"How else could I communicate this else than a Mars chocolate bar ?"
Kit Kat : "You looked like you were working hard and I thought you deserved a break"
"I want to break you in half and share you with my friends"
"You deserve a break"
Butterfingers : "Oh, sorry, butterfingers"
Snickers : "Damn girl you're thicker than a Snicker"
Twix : " I'm just trynna split this Twix with you"
"Hey, look, just like me and you"
"Wanna see a magic trick ? Actually, I was gonna show you a magic Twix"
[Unknown] : "Don't be so salty"
Bonus : "What do you call a candy that is never on time ? Choco-late"
nice breakdown
Unknown is nature valley bar
Do more of this in his vids lol
*_Meeting adjourned._*
11:47 LMAO, he just takes the chocolate bar back🤣🤣
Everything was just fine and then you took that chocolate bar back ... just give it to dem people mann
4:34 When she asked if you were fine you should've said "I don't know but you are fine."
Very much like the fact that he ain't spendin money for picking up girls he even snatched his choco back 😂😂 8:05
That first one was amazing😂😂😂
This channel is seriously underrated.. I'm sure this channel is gonna blow up in the future gl man
This guy shows us just how much power men have on women
bro really took the chocolate bars back