im guessing that your either a noob who has never entered survival mode or you are just jokin but yea he shouldve been in creative mode or be using a stone pick
9:36 His fist is bleeding because he didn't use an acacia wood slab found after traveling through 2 winter biomes & a single jungle biome, then found about 276 blocks into the biome in a cave leading to a mineshaft where he then needs to make a left turn and then 2 right turns, then dig approximately 13 blocks down and end by a mob spawner (spider specifically) and then in the chest to the right of the way he's looking, there will be a chest with enough acacia wood to create everything necessary to mine the diamonds and sustain a wealthy family with 2 kids.
One time when playing minecraft with a friend, my pickaxe broke, and I asked my friend to bring me one. He took way too long, so as a joke I started just punching my way through the stone ahead of me. Well 30 minutes later i punched my way into a stronghold. Then my friend got there. Without my pickaxe.
I found my game was cursed, It had me feeling hurt. This game got me scared, With steve everywhere, Minecraft is the worst. (Disclaimer: I actually like minecraft, but naking this lymeric was too good an opertunity to pass up.)
When I was five and I first got Minecraft I wanted to place some water down and when I put a lapis lazuli block down I cried because the water didn’t flow down like I wanted it to.
9:43 cause if he uses his fist to break the ore he won't get it he just broke it without receiving anything which also means that he wasted a few minutes of his life
Okay, that's a complete waste of diamond! They could have at least used a pickaxe! Even if it was the wrong pickaxe, it would have been better than this!
Bonus Clips: ua-cam.com/video/m9TRGgSH3iU/v-deo.html
He aint gon' get the diamonds ;-;
He won't get diamonds
O hi
Edit: ok well that last one really annoyed me
Lol its the hand
There is nothing wrong here he's mining diamond the right way
9:36 it’s clearly because he’s mining with his fist. He needs a wooden sword.
No idiot he needs a iron axe smh people don’t know how to play monecraft
No, he actually needs a trident
@@Star0gaze r/wooosh
Sample Text they said axe not pick axe. They were adding to the joke. r/whoooosh
@@milkbaggy__ Then i am the retarded one
Hoover: *Whistles the Avengers Theme*
Kingani: "Isn't that Harry Potter?"
*B R U H*
She clearly doesn't know either of those fandoms if she gets that wrong.
*Notch entered the chat*
_Notch is typing...._
Admin removed Notch from the Chat
*_WHAT DID HE SAY???_*
@@sorenswitzer Sorry he got removed
@@user-wt3ff2rk7u I know
Notch is trash
Brandon: Mold can be green!
Ani: Your mom can be green! HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHHE
Yes that is what she said indeed....it was very unfunny....thats all I got....the comments in these videos are just...bruh
@@autumn614 Hun, I commented this two years ago..
ani: yOuR mOm cAn bE gReEn
also ani: **highly amused giggle**
date me
3:26
r/niceguys
I love her so much.
i am legally obligated to call you a simp
SIMP
@@fideaso2542 hhahHHAHAHAHAHAH he said the funny subreddit GUYS HAHAHA LOOK HE SAID IT GUYS pLEASE LAUGH PLEASE
yOu NeEd aN iRoN pIcKaXE tO mInE dIaMoNdS and if you mine it with your beautiful square hand they disappear and you dont get them...
RIP
Deutschland.
ImPinguu was is das? Du komme aus Deutschland?
What…I used a dolphin egg
oMgGgGgg r u dumb it's a JoKe
You use a wooden sword to mine diamonds tho
I used to rule the world, _chunks would load when I gave the word_
What was the word?
Now
Why in hell are you in every single comment section? You followed me since the past ALMOST YEAR.
@@monikamorningstarshadlo4129 Sbeve
S(he) be(lie)ve(d)
14 year old girls: 😔😭
40 year olds: Sbeve???
Intellectuals : ()()()
Punsy's joke was funny but your joke is as bad and bland as your name
Sbeve from binebraft?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah you're wrong...
14 year old boys : he lied (she believed)
40 years old : she believed (he lied)
14 year old girls : sbeve ?
Mining diamond with hands... -10 internet points
No u
Why
i looked up why that would be painful, WebMD says cancer
7:36 atleast our phones dont break when we drop them >:(
Ani's profile pic is so cute
Anis BEng hi deku
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@@emiragkurt8382 what?
Im writing a comment here to see what happens next
Friggin WEEEEEEEEEEEEB
9:36 the mistake is that he isn't in creative mode.
im guessing that your either a noob who has never entered survival mode or you are just jokin but yea he shouldve been in creative mode or be using a stone pick
STEVE COW
STEVE COW
Eyy kremit
Stow Steve + cow = stow
If someone was born in the 1950’s they would be 69 years old
Nice
only ninteen fifty
Nice
n i c e
My grandma is 63 🤔
"is that drake?"
*"no thats minecraft"*
“he left something valuable behind” then “yeah it was my (censor)” the censored word was virginity
they was mining diamonds with their *HANDS*!!!
* *HANDS!!!*
Rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
JACKSUCKSATLIFE IS IN A WILDSPARTANZ VIDEO.
Brandon if you're reading this take me to your basement.
Don't forget about me!
*``Don't dig straight down-``*
**Does it anyways**
Apple: heres a phone with absolutely nothing different for a higher price
Apple fan: :O
Yeah _androids are better_
It got cup pong though
9:36
Obviously, he needs a shield
He can't kill those diamond ores with his fists alone.
The funniest part of video is Ani's laugh at 3:26 it's fricking adorable
"uber cats" after hearin' that ima need an uber life
9:36 His fist is bleeding because he didn't use an acacia wood slab found after traveling through 2 winter biomes & a single jungle biome, then found about 276 blocks into the biome in a cave leading to a mineshaft where he then needs to make a left turn and then 2 right turns, then dig approximately 13 blocks down and end by a mob spawner (spider specifically) and then in the chest to the right of the way he's looking, there will be a chest with enough acacia wood to create everything necessary to mine the diamonds and sustain a wealthy family with 2 kids.
i'm very concerned at this point that you keep misspelling the word "blessed" as "cursed"
hello Justin Y. Jr.
I think I'm more concerned about your profile pic than anything XD
4:23 most people have 2 hands
When you so strong you can mine diamonds with your hands
Or break bedrock
3:55
That's photo"shoped"
Ani can't read and Bradon can't spell. If they ever had kids they'd have to drop out of kindergarten.
9:42. because they are mining diamond without a pickaxe
Alyssas World ???? what do you mean? i never have to use a pick axe to collect diamonds
Waot i looked at it more and there is no pick axe part on the stick...
Alyssas World yeah, and? you can collect diamonds with anything, even a shovel
7:13 I *GUARANTEE* that he said his virginity!
9:39 no pickaxe it's gonna waste the diamond
Febreze _R.O ???? what do you mean? i never have to use a pick axe to collect diamonds
@@quickfeather i'm concerned with what you've used
i use a shovel sometimes and i get the diamond ores from the block
five meter (15 ft) tall structure: exists
Ani: "How would you reach the top?"
WildSpartanz: "Lol you can't reach the top 'cause you're short!"
One time when playing minecraft with a friend, my pickaxe broke, and I asked my friend to bring me one. He took way too long, so as a joke I started just punching my way through the stone ahead of me. Well 30 minutes later i punched my way into a stronghold.
Then my friend got there. Without my pickaxe.
I found my game was cursed,
It had me feeling hurt.
This game got me scared,
With steve everywhere,
Minecraft is the worst.
(Disclaimer: I actually like minecraft, but naking this lymeric was too good an opertunity to pass up.)
Did you just offend my android roots! Secretly what they have been censoring is there love for android!
9:34 it hurt because he is hitting rocks
That's funny my minecraft messed up and I got all of my old worlds back and I feel like I'm finna cry
3:28 such a cute giggle 🥺
The fisting diamonds image hurts my soul by the fact that they aren't using a iron pickaxe.
"fisting diamonds"
The pig was a paid actor
Brandon what did you do to them. They've all had something wrong with them recently.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
When I was five and I first got Minecraft I wanted to place some water down and when I put a lapis lazuli block down I cried because the water didn’t flow down like I wanted it to.
Why does Ani know a lot about pig and scat play....
Uber ferits
Uber fish
Uber ant
Uber bird
Uber shark
Uber ostrige
Uber bear
Uber fox
Uber duck
Uber chinchilla
Uber bunny
Uber hamster
Because if u don't mine diamonds with a iron pickaxe, u will not get the diamond
CoolChrisAnimations Studio ???? what do you mean? i never have to use an iron pick axe to collect diamonds
@@quickfeather well if u use ur hand well u won't get the diamond
CoolChrisAnimations Studio but i use my hand, and i get it..?
Oh okay thank you. I was confused
@@quickfeather Well I can say you're either joking or you're using a mod.
Everyone:
Like for Uber Cats
Comment for Uber dogs
I jUsT wAnT liKeS
Ayy Jacksucksatlife. Gotta love that electric chair video
What's more cursed?
I CAN'T PRESS REPLAY BUTTON!!
ani sounds lowkey drunk in this at points
Wow, love when I see UA-camrs in other UA-camrs videos when they aren't related whatsoever (JackSucksAtLife, love him man)
I used to watch him a lot, but now I just watch Reddit readings and Vsauce :/
ok when ani said hooverr left something at brandon’s I immediately thought “his virginity”
send help
3:22 Mold on FOOD is green. Mold from WATER (mildew) is black.
"I can't be caught dead with an Android. I can't be poor." God I hope you two are joking.
9:43 it hurts because he isn't gonna get the diamonds, that he probably spent hours looking for
Uber-dogs
Uber-cats
And now
Ze Über-ME3M
I’m literally playing Minecraft while watching this and now I don’t trust anything I see.
Oh dang! That’s really cursed.
9:41 the mistake here is he isn’t using a pickaxe so when he brakes that open the diamond won’t be there.
You can't mine diamonds with your fist. You need at least an iron pickaxe to be able to get the diamonds.
Roxy CabbleTail65 ur joking
ive been using a stone shovel this whole time, i guess this explains it
9:07 aquatic is in 1.13. FOR REAL.
**CURSED ROBLOX IMAGES**
9:40 what a noob. You need to use a wooden shovel
Cause u need an iron pickaxe to mine diamonds otherwise it takes way more time and doesn't even drop
BigKing ???? what do you mean? i never have to use an iron pick axe to collect diamonds, and i do it pretty quickly
@@quickfeather the right way to mine diamonds
6:00 funny how they start arguing on cats, meanwhile my cat is sitting next to me purring nonstop as I watch this video
Ani was high throughout the entire video
I think shes high 24/7
That's probably what he censored out
9:36 If you break ores or stone with your fist, you don't get the item (its good there were two there)
X: Dude you look anorexic...
Me: Im good dude
Also me: 1:18
The hiccups and the erratic responses of kingani makes me believe she was intoxicated (drunk or high)
THE REVERS NETHER PORTAL ISNT PHOTOSHOPED i can make that in game using commands
Ur a paid actor
Commissar Purity The portal’s a paid actor
In the great words of Tobuscus, "I'll mine the diamond with my hand, my hand."
"I can't get caught with an android"
Sorry bruv I don't speak cracked screen
or 2% battery after charging all night
"hey, don't be looking at my chest. eyes up here."
"o"
Android is better, and the text is mormal, not that weird curvy stuff
And it's not even necessarily cheaper. There are some ridiculously expensive androids. But in reality all phones pale in comparison to windows phone.
*WildSpartanz and Hoover bullying kingani for 10 minutes straight*
Omg "uber cats"?? Pls look for battle cats on google 😂 uber is a cat rarity in it xddd
Me: wait it's all real?
Me after watching phoenixsc: always have been.
Therapist: pether nortal isn't real, it can't hurt you.
Pether nortal: 3:45
YOU ALMOST MADE ME CHOKE ON MY SODA WHEN YOU SAID “YOUR MOM IS GREEN” HOLY SHIT
keemstar mining diamonds with a stone pickaxe actually hurts to watch
9:36
You can't mine diamonds with your fist.
MINING AWAY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MINE BUT I'LL MINE IT ANYWAYS IN THIS MINECRAFT DAY SO BEAUTIFUL!
9:41 because they’re not using a pickaxe so they won’t get any diamonds
There’s actually a Minecraft mod called the furniture mod where you can get chairs, tables, etc.
Damn Hatsune Miku really went wild
9:43 cause if he uses his fist to break the ore he won't get it he just broke it without receiving anything which also means that he wasted a few minutes of his life
The diamond doesn't drop anything if you break it with your fist.
9:38
It....it *HURTS MAN.* Like, *REALLY* hurts.
2:40 I spilled carpet in my water
brandon needs to make a video going over everything in his nut folder oop
3:49 fun fact: you can actually build that with making the one block nether portals with the use of command blocks :)
Cats are gentle. I’m watching this with my cat curled up sleeping on my stomach.
"Mark Zuckerberg has two hands."
A lot of people have two hands actually.
jokes on you apple users. we proud android users have BOTH a headphone jack AND a charging port. we dont have to CHOOSE between the two. hah. got em..
9:50 It's obviously because he didn't check the area for lava
At 9:45 you need a iron picaxe for diamonds or else you won't get anything
mark zuckerberg: *can I get some oil I'm th.. i mean i need to oil this pan*
me: *villager sounds*
Normal Minecraft players: *gets excited for finding Diamonds*
:P me: *gets excited for finding Emerald*
Okay, that's a complete waste of diamond! They could have at least used a pickaxe! Even if it was the wrong pickaxe, it would have been better than this!
wild spartan: i dont like curves very much
his whole fan base: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM