New Zealand Today - Chicken and Chips in Marton

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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
  • Guy goes to investigate a house that's been on trademe for over 10 years! But when that story falls through, he finds something even better.
    New Zealand Today, the new show hosted by Guy Williams, Friday nights 9.45 on Three! Catch full episodes on Three Now... Now!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 626

  • @maoriwargamer
    @maoriwargamer 6 років тому +2558

    Someone nominate those boys for New Zealander of the Year award. NZ Ed Sheeran and McLovin

  • @pentysnatcher
    @pentysnatcher 6 років тому +1089

    When his mate hyped him as he sang left me dead. Haha.
    Hands are salty but safe as.
    This is why NZ is home.

    • @johnhsmckay
      @johnhsmckay 3 роки тому

      I;m gonna start using that.

    • @theresajv5055
      @theresajv5055 2 роки тому +1

      I just wrote the same thing. And you may have the best name on UA-cam.

  • @nyrbsamoht
    @nyrbsamoht 6 років тому +1518

    2:00 - "whats good about the heratige buildings?"
    "brings you back"

    • @plhought
      @plhought 5 років тому +33

      I don't know why but this part always cracks me up

    • @CaptainJozefBlackheart
      @CaptainJozefBlackheart 5 років тому +11

      Dead😂😂

    • @strangemachines_
      @strangemachines_ 5 років тому +2

      bruceownsu we get the joke slashface

    • @sockmon1
      @sockmon1 5 років тому +4

      That wit was neck lebel

    • @fakasi1993
      @fakasi1993 4 роки тому +3

      @bruceownsu shot for making the joke dry captian obv

  • @joeygirlxx
    @joeygirlxx 6 років тому +395

    Hands down the best thing Guy Williams has ever created.

    • @callmekiwi7687
      @callmekiwi7687 6 років тому +3

      i agree

    • @user-wickedflower
      @user-wickedflower 3 роки тому +1

      Nah you gotta watch the Karen one its legend

    • @callum7081
      @callum7081 3 роки тому +1

      Or part 2

    • @wisegeorge1472
      @wisegeorge1472 3 роки тому +1

      @yoyothisisjo. Absolutely right, I agree with that. Nice to meet you here.
      How are you doing today?

  • @garnetnard4284
    @garnetnard4284 6 років тому +623

    Plot twist: these two end up making a few bucks from their new found fame and they end up buying the house in the first part of the story.

    • @nate2611
      @nate2611 6 років тому +14

      Yeah 5 nz dollars. And some checken and cheps.

    • @luke_the_fraser855
      @luke_the_fraser855 3 роки тому +3

      I know I'm late as shit but that'd be jokesss

    • @slipperygypsy1366
      @slipperygypsy1366 3 роки тому +3

      Where they make sex robots

  • @tommca8082
    @tommca8082 4 роки тому +140

    Imagine going for some pizza for brekke, guy Williams rocks up and you spend the weekend with him and end it all off with the best chicken and chips in New Zealand

    • @Baset_
      @Baset_ 2 роки тому +6

      And the world

  • @CougarBoys
    @CougarBoys 6 років тому +1429

    HAHA these boys are NZ legends!

    • @brooko3000
      @brooko3000 6 років тому +13

      Shot guys might need to interview us 🤣😉

    • @ajbro6428
      @ajbro6428 6 років тому +8

      They are a bit weird no offense aye

    • @Kezza-od7pu
      @Kezza-od7pu 6 років тому +20

      @@ajbro6428 The same as anyone put under the spotlight and then edited to make you look 'strange'. Fair play they did it.

    • @pdubzpyro
      @pdubzpyro 6 років тому +3

      AjBro all offense

    • @HKT100
      @HKT100 6 років тому +12

      bro theyre crack up lmao

  • @fisdara
    @fisdara 6 років тому +871

    Why is everyone so afraid of six robots?

    • @gwynjudd
      @gwynjudd 6 років тому +93

      That's a lot of robots dude

    • @adrianlieutier7159
      @adrianlieutier7159 6 років тому +29

      Because 7 8 9

    • @xwhite2020
      @xwhite2020 6 років тому +20

      Five is the limit.

    • @johnnycop77
      @johnnycop77 6 років тому +6

      Six is manageable. Seven, that is another story.

    • @Jamac007
      @Jamac007 6 років тому +3

      they have scary looking teeth

  • @johnstitt3717
    @johnstitt3717 6 років тому +149

    Tourism is starting to heat up in Marton because of this.

    • @invincible_idol_mel
      @invincible_idol_mel 4 роки тому +10

      John stitt I did take a giant detour to go and find the dairy with the chicken and chips and sat in their table.... it was actually pretty good. The dairy was really well stocked, but it had like 5 security cameras hahaha I guess the game go to them?

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d 3 роки тому +2

      two people came to see the sights and try the chicken the whole towns economy doubled over night.

  • @makkdogg6937
    @makkdogg6937 6 років тому +380

    “This motorbike here is over 20 years old”

    • @Petah5
      @Petah5 4 роки тому +17

      He's not wrong.

    • @aleccastro4761
      @aleccastro4761 2 роки тому +2

      hence they go there to fill their mind with knowledge

  • @dorpersatdawn
    @dorpersatdawn 6 років тому +208

    I don't know how I got here but those pair need a comedy show or something. Get them a segment on the show !

    • @sagargaigawale
      @sagargaigawale 6 років тому +2

      Here from reddit!

    • @DeTiro144
      @DeTiro144 6 років тому +1

      Something like the Great White North!

    • @sebsmith2173
      @sebsmith2173 3 роки тому

      @@sagargaigawale came from reddit again

  • @johnhsmckay
    @johnhsmckay 3 роки тому +28

    I love the way Guy is just genuinely laughing at this situation.

  • @tosgem
    @tosgem 6 років тому +127

    I just wanted to say, as a sneering, critical, condescending Australian that these guys are fucking beyond cool and the entire nation of New Zealand has gone up in my estimations knowing that they are there. Even right now as I type this, they are there, doing something cool.

    • @MysteriousPerson1447
      @MysteriousPerson1447 3 роки тому +1

      Do NOT swear

    • @tosgem
      @tosgem 3 роки тому +2

      @@MysteriousPerson1447 do NOT boss me with your big, bossy boots

    • @MysteriousPerson1447
      @MysteriousPerson1447 3 роки тому +1

      @@tosgem at least I live in NZ

    • @tosgem
      @tosgem 3 роки тому

      @@MysteriousPerson1447 at least I don't

    • @MysteriousPerson1447
      @MysteriousPerson1447 3 роки тому +4

      Where there are no big spiders or cockroaches (except some in Auckland) or snakes and no dangerous animals in the forests

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 6 років тому +206

    This was so wholesome

  • @blakeybarn
    @blakeybarn 4 роки тому +116

    "New Zealanders have the sexiest accents!"
    4:13

    • @Kestrel-Huxley
      @Kestrel-Huxley 4 роки тому +7

      This is why I don't talk to stranger in online games >.

    • @Aardvarked88
      @Aardvarked88 3 роки тому +2

      Who has ever said that New Zealanders have the sexiest accents?

    • @q_q123
      @q_q123 2 роки тому

      Never heard

    • @blakeybarn
      @blakeybarn 2 роки тому

      @@Aardvarked88 some research thing in the US

    • @nintendonut100
      @nintendonut100 Рік тому

      @@Aardvarked88 some poll from a year or two ago lol

  • @Austinoo
    @Austinoo 6 років тому +75

    This was amazing, LOL the most random video i ever clicked on in my entire life

  • @santanaapiata2858
    @santanaapiata2858 6 років тому +159

    😂😂😂My giggle for the Day "We are upgrading our SkatePark"
    #fillourheadwithKnowledge

  • @genetodd2802
    @genetodd2802 6 років тому +66

    Favourite series

  • @adjeskdndjdqwwe7330
    @adjeskdndjdqwwe7330 6 років тому +262

    It’s bloody freezing, how is the ranga wearing a sleeveless jumper

    • @bigbearservicesltd9618
      @bigbearservicesltd9618 6 років тому +53

      Adjeskdndjd Qwwe he's a ranga... they have special powers I'm pretty sure

    • @mattchapman7764
      @mattchapman7764 6 років тому +25

      Same reason seals don't need a jersey.

    • @Gumbootz24
      @Gumbootz24 6 років тому +18

      His hairs keeping him warm. It’s filtering down to his body

    • @jessestevens_aka_jesus
      @jessestevens_aka_jesus 6 років тому +14

      The radiated warmth of his fire-crotch is maintaining a safe average body heat

    • @anonymousmc7727
      @anonymousmc7727 6 років тому +5

      Suns out guns out

  • @dbateman
    @dbateman 5 років тому +14

    Watching this puts me in a good mood every time. Keep doing what you're doing lads.

  • @crouchingwombathiddenquoll5641
    @crouchingwombathiddenquoll5641 6 років тому +64

    Hahahaha..."salty but safe hands"
    That's why we love the kiwis

    • @crouchingwombathiddenquoll5641
      @crouchingwombathiddenquoll5641 6 років тому

      I thought it was because he was eating fried chicken with his hands and had to do an awkward hand shake with the nerdy bloke ? Thanks for the explanation

    • @JMS849
      @JMS849 5 років тому +18

      He said safe as

  • @archiem9234
    @archiem9234 3 роки тому +5

    My cousins lived in Marton up until a couple years ago I will never forget the good times when we went to the Centennial dairy😂 I have been there hundreds of times.

  • @d00qr25
    @d00qr25 5 років тому +6

    The power of friendship. Truly an inspirational story from our most trusted news source. Thanks Guy very cool.

  • @potaka79
    @potaka79 5 років тому +7

    Sitting at home in Brisbane and some one says Marton I instantly think of the world's best carrot cake. Ive been to Europe and all over NZ & Aussie and tried them all and nothing comes close to Sugar & Spice Coffee shop. The coffee is ok but the carrot cake...Words can not express how good it is.

  • @surfinmuso37
    @surfinmuso37 4 роки тому +8

    The mic is like a magnet for weird-3:16 "i like the frog in Star Wars" plus "I'd rather have sex with an animal"-when u speak before u think. God i love New Zealanders, not sure if they realise just how naturally entertaining they are.

  • @jameswoods1415
    @jameswoods1415 6 років тому +70

    The two lads need a segment! How do I start a petition?

  • @exitdown
    @exitdown 6 років тому +174

    that was actually good. wtf is happening

  • @jaxspider
    @jaxspider 6 років тому +6

    What did I just watch? THE BEST UA-cam VIDEO IN NEW ZEALAND.

  • @shanngatihine5500
    @shanngatihine5500 6 років тому +20

    I want to have a beer with these two local heroes.

    • @pakauputairi2855
      @pakauputairi2855 5 років тому +1

      don't think there mum let them out after 5pm.

  • @kckepu
    @kckepu 6 років тому +11

    This is real journalism. Love it!

  • @JazzcrankMYFHC
    @JazzcrankMYFHC 6 років тому +67

    I can vouch that the chicken and chips are good!! 100%!!

  • @XX-lx4mr
    @XX-lx4mr 6 років тому +86

    And THAT'S how you do local news! (Can we have our soul back, America? Please?)

    • @latjjtal
      @latjjtal 6 років тому

      Yeah, US local news is not as fun... ua-cam.com/video/_fHfgU8oMSo/v-deo.html

    • @mrdaxtercrane
      @mrdaxtercrane 6 років тому +15

      This is a comedy show. Not a news show.

    • @XX-lx4mr
      @XX-lx4mr 6 років тому +3

      @@mrdaxtercrane ah, didn't realize. Thanks. I just thought New Zealand was not uptight like that. Our news and media is in shambles (and I'm a dumb, triggered American! Godmanit!) so it's nice to see people who seem to honestly engage each other.

    • @mrdaxtercrane
      @mrdaxtercrane 6 років тому +2

      @@XX-lx4mr our country is too small to hold a Monopoly like that of Sinclair.
      Then again the only way you get shit done here is honestly.
      The only Monopoly I can think of in this country, was the recent laying fibre cables in the different provinces. But it doesn't impact which ISP you can choose as they will all offer the same max speed just with different offers and prices.

  • @CaptainJozefBlackheart
    @CaptainJozefBlackheart 5 років тому +33

    I would pay to see that ed sheeran look alike just talk to me for an hour

  • @theresajv5055
    @theresajv5055 2 роки тому +2

    Something so sweet about their friendship. Hyping up his buddy's singing voice.

  • @nezy60
    @nezy60 5 років тому +2

    I look at heritage buildings building like "wow, beautiful" tooooo!!! I need a friendship like this.

  • @kanewilliams3613
    @kanewilliams3613 5 років тому +16

    almost forgot to watch this again today

  • @malofout6845
    @malofout6845 4 роки тому +5

    “I like that frog from Star Wars” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @monkistyle
    @monkistyle 6 років тому +22

    This is so wholesome. I love you NZ.

  • @maraidvintena38
    @maraidvintena38 6 років тому +20

    "it's appealing" 😂

  • @bloke_from_newzealand4562
    @bloke_from_newzealand4562 6 років тому +43

    This was actulty realy funny get the ranga on ya show!!

  • @bleak213
    @bleak213 6 років тому +26

    My hands are salty but safe as!

  • @saltyspaceman5697
    @saltyspaceman5697 6 років тому +104

    Nek minute...... = "Its the best Chicken n Chups in New Zealand"
    Nek minute......= " nah its definately Disturbed "
    Nek minute.......=" I like that frog in Star Wars..............That Frog Y'know that Frog n' his little green Light-saber"

  • @kpnz01
    @kpnz01 6 років тому +14

    those two kids are the best thing ive ever seen on tv. would lol again +1

  • @marinaholmes4549
    @marinaholmes4549 5 років тому +11

    Absolute classic. Pure unashamedly kiwi.

  • @languagepepe2855
    @languagepepe2855 6 років тому +17

    Pretty neat; James Cook was born in my town, in England, in a place called Marton

    • @purplehaze8079
      @purplehaze8079 6 років тому +6

      He was an absolute fuck

    • @kaliorocks5202
      @kaliorocks5202 4 роки тому +1

      And his death was fitting for a man as he, chopped up on the beach and shared amongst chieftains of the Island he was trying to cheat. In the end they gave his crew who were waiting off shore a few bones back. They threw them overboard and told his people he died and was buried at sea, oh well.

    • @colonelfustercluck486
      @colonelfustercluck486 6 днів тому

      @@kaliorocks5202 gee what was the nature of the fraudulent activity he was committing?

  • @micahbrown7528
    @micahbrown7528 6 років тому +9

    Not from NZ, but I want to visit now! NZ Ed Sheeran and McLovin forever!

  • @julee5939
    @julee5939 4 роки тому +5

    Omg, these two lads have just made my day, Brilliant!! 😁👍👋

  • @daywalkernightwalker6671
    @daywalkernightwalker6671 5 років тому +2

    Give these boys acting rolls in the next New Zealand block buster movie man.
    Especially Edd Shearin.

  • @Jackson-pu7gd
    @Jackson-pu7gd 5 років тому +11

    lol CHUR to those dudes. Ed Sheeran and McLovin

  • @emilykemp8611
    @emilykemp8611 3 роки тому +1

    "Nah, It's definitely Disturbed!" 😂😂😂

  • @danieltoka3001
    @danieltoka3001 6 років тому +8

    Omg, a real life Outrageous Fortune "Aaron Spiller" complete with Red Hair hahahHahah love NZ!

  • @davegraham2009
    @davegraham2009 6 років тому +6

    Those guys are total legends!

  • @ChadtheWhad
    @ChadtheWhad 6 років тому +21

    Is that the Assassins Creed 3 Logo tattooed on the red head's arm lol?

  • @loveunlimited777
    @loveunlimited777 2 роки тому +6

    New Zealanders are awesome. ❤️🙂

  • @taurioncolquhoun4249
    @taurioncolquhoun4249 5 років тому +18

    The ranga wore the some clothes 2 days in a row 🤣

    • @howudoin8282
      @howudoin8282 5 років тому

      I noticed that too.
      Pooooooo! 😂😂😂

  • @sleepzou
    @sleepzou 6 років тому +6

    These boys are legends.

  • @adambamf9365
    @adambamf9365 5 років тому +4

    i love those two country boys man that day the best thing in town was guy and they killed it yeah bros!!

  • @kaptenlemper
    @kaptenlemper 6 років тому +4

    Someone nominate these two for a New Zealander of the Year Award.

  • @court2031
    @court2031 3 роки тому +2

    "my hands are salty but safe as." im crying

  • @joebloggs1365
    @joebloggs1365 4 роки тому +1

    this is the best..I died when little specs mentioned he liked the frog off of star wars.. hahahaha

  • @TheSherds
    @TheSherds 5 років тому +3

    NZ people have the best sense of humour.. Love it

  • @ZacksScraps
    @ZacksScraps 6 років тому +6

    0:44 oldmate sees his opportunity, and seizes it.

  • @maddmitten
    @maddmitten 6 років тому +4

    Love this.. was gonna go to Hamilton for a pie but now we're off to Marton for chicken n chips...

  • @qasimqureshi1230
    @qasimqureshi1230 6 років тому +3

    This is amazing ! I'd love this type of news in America.

  • @tespess
    @tespess 6 років тому +29

    From the naughty north but hands a safe as must be a kiwi thing chur boys

  • @blairpiper6821
    @blairpiper6821 3 роки тому

    I came to Austrailia from there 23 years ago...still LOVE seeing this

  • @tunedtofacgce
    @tunedtofacgce 6 років тому +32

    the guy with the black hair and glasses looks like a kinda chubby version of will toledo of car seat headrest

    • @eggrolls7427
      @eggrolls7427 6 років тому +1

      not gerard way of my chemical romance ||-//

    • @fabianhcars
      @fabianhcars 6 років тому

      "That Guy" happens to be a friend of mine, we were in kindergarten together

    • @tunedtofacgce
      @tunedtofacgce 6 років тому +1

      Fabian_ Hainsworth
      does he like the band car seat headrest

    • @georgedorre
      @georgedorre 6 років тому

      I live twenty one pilots

    • @Jackson-pu7gd
      @Jackson-pu7gd 5 років тому

      nah he looks like mclovin

  • @callum7081
    @callum7081 3 роки тому

    Two of the most iconic New Zealanders of all time bless these men 🙏

  • @jojojorisjhjosef
    @jojojorisjhjosef 6 років тому +2

    Makes New Zeeland look like a nice local little town.

  • @GREEKKOP
    @GREEKKOP 9 місяців тому

    year 2023 and I am still coming back to watch this video !!!!!

  • @_christastrophe_
    @_christastrophe_ 6 років тому +18

    What's going on there? Is that the South Park version a kiwi Ed Sheeran?

  • @proudkiwi7641
    @proudkiwi7641 5 років тому +2

    4:32 Guy foreshadowing the heils kitchen interview.

  • @1DoctorMoo
    @1DoctorMoo 2 роки тому +1

    These 2 lads are awesome. Salty, but safe as :)

  • @jaedonleaf_
    @jaedonleaf_ 5 років тому +2

    "I like the frog from star wars...." hahahahaha

  • @JMat1986
    @JMat1986 5 років тому +1

    Did McLovin' just call Yoda a frog? LMAO

  • @continuousrage4974
    @continuousrage4974 4 роки тому +4

    I see that assassins creed tattoo. Legend

  • @thisguyiscrazy4419
    @thisguyiscrazy4419 3 роки тому

    “This bike here is over 20 years old”😂😂😂well he’s not wrong

  • @heremianikora9949
    @heremianikora9949 6 років тому +5

    It's like a censored NZ version of Trent from Punchy

  • @PennyroyyalTea
    @PennyroyyalTea 5 років тому +3

    this is the best content I so happened to come across gotta go for a mish to get some chicken and chips now

  • @soraya1132
    @soraya1132 3 роки тому +1

    That red head dude is such a crack up 😂

  • @staceyclaridgeecce
    @staceyclaridgeecce 6 років тому +1

    I didnt know whether to laugh or cry..!!!

  • @catlikepizzagaming8280
    @catlikepizzagaming8280 6 років тому +4

    I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time

  • @daywalkernightwalker6671
    @daywalkernightwalker6671 5 років тому +3

    Off to Martin today guys.
    Chicken and chips at Centennial dairy yeah.

  • @purplehaze8079
    @purplehaze8079 6 років тому +4

    4:33 seig owt guy williams! roo roo!

  • @ourpeople-g7r
    @ourpeople-g7r Рік тому +1

    I was travelling around New Zealand and stopped in Marton for a cup of tea and some buscuits. All of a sudden a really really fat maori woman walked up to me and asked me for a pen so I gave her mine. She wrote down something and handed it to me. She had written "Wirp the nirp. Girp the chirp. Wirpy nurp girp girp chirp." It was really strange.

  • @Rhiannon_Jane
    @Rhiannon_Jane 6 років тому +3

    Guy Williams you are the funniest person I’ve ever seen in my life. Keep up the great kiwi humour

    • @TonyRule
      @TonyRule 6 років тому

      You obviously don't get out much. He's many things, but funny isn't one of them.

    • @TonyRule
      @TonyRule 6 років тому

      Unfortunately, I do.

    • @TonyRule
      @TonyRule 6 років тому

      I'm the opposite of straight -laced. I just don't find Mikey Havoc's childish humour particularly amusing. I quite liked "Back of the Y" and I loved "Eating Media Lunch".

    • @TonyRule
      @TonyRule 6 років тому

      Jeremy stole the limelight from Mikey. Loved 'The Unauthorised History of New Zealand' too.

  • @Josel275
    @Josel275 6 років тому +1

    These two deserve an award

  • @rebekahtregonning7662
    @rebekahtregonning7662 3 роки тому +1

    Dvd store! 🤯 Oldskool
    Gotta visit Marton

  • @MrDannyArcher
    @MrDannyArcher 6 років тому +2

    Give those two boys a TV show lol

  • @STAGNANT-_-
    @STAGNANT-_- 3 роки тому +2

    Did that guy call Yoda a fucking frog??🤣🤣

  • @sludgefactory241
    @sludgefactory241 2 роки тому +1

    Always gotta respect a dude that has an assassin's Creed tattoo on his person

  • @binarypower
    @binarypower 6 років тому +4

    Checking flights for NZ right now.

  • @tuggnuggs
    @tuggnuggs 5 років тому +8

    Is that red head the kiwi version of the kid from Barnyard?

  • @missh5259
    @missh5259 5 років тому +1

    These two are gold!

  • @looseneutral6231
    @looseneutral6231 6 років тому +1

    that was actually really wholesome guy, well done

  • @TheMainMayn
    @TheMainMayn 3 роки тому +2

    Hahaha 😂 New Zealand.. I miss home man

  • @richardblackler5953
    @richardblackler5953 3 роки тому +4

    Issac is whole different level 🤣 hes one of the best people, never has a down moment. Knowing him since I was 12

    • @maffysumcvnt
      @maffysumcvnt 3 роки тому

      Did he go to Golden Bay high school for a while?
      He was trippa z?

  • @kapiticoastr909
    @kapiticoastr909 5 років тому +3

    that ranga wore the singlet two daays in the row

  • @sushimamba4281
    @sushimamba4281 4 роки тому +2

    The red head fella needs his own show!

  • @embratoor
    @embratoor 6 років тому +4

    Calling Guy Williams a journalist is very generous use of the word.