Clerk VS The Red Mist
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- Опубліковано 23 чер 2022
- Praise be Alpha2
Day 48 took a lot of tries before this and it works out because of her getting stuck inside the door transition too aha
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According to all known laws of L corp, a clerk shouldn't be able to kill anything. It's 17 or so HP and tiny gun shouldn't allow it to do anything major. The clerk, of course, does it anyways. Because clerks don't care what the manager thinks is possible.
and Clerks can turn into bees too, it's perfect~
The clerks like jazz.
Ya like enkephalin?
Enkephalin is basically meth of lob corp
The only exception to this rule, aside from Red Mist, is Forsaken Murderer.
Forget a promotion; that clerk should be a color. Holy shit, what a hero.
The turquoise Alpha
@@shiguriyamamo6730 he downed a damn Red mist
With a tiny freakin pistol
Promotion is really the least thing he deserves XD
Platinum motivation
@@pon9670 Bury the light deep withiiiiiiiiin
@@shiguriyamamo6730, he's gonna be legend
"Clerk! That's The Red Mist, you will literally die if you fight her!"
*"Nah, I'd win."*
The clerk had infinity💀💀💀💀
imagine being the clerk, wandering around, wondering why the other clerks seem to be gone aside from you, and the many agents just walking around and stuff, and then you see a golden portal with the legendary red mist... stuck running a treadmill in one of the doors
Would be quite the sight for sure haha. Most of the other Clerks are dead to keep Queen of Hatred calm and so that I don't have Mountain of Smiling Bodies escape during Ordeals and Red Mist but luckily kept Alpha2 alive because of the movement speed buff so worked out funnily enough
That clerk was "Let me solo her"
oi, that really you ?
U don't need another like
Then he got staggered and died thx to onrush
That clerk stops the Red Mist in the door and asks her
"Do you have your passport?"
everything gets awkward and over the next hour of arguing about the bureaucracy, and Gerbera just loses the will to live.
Bureaucracy another thing plaguing in the City smh, better luck next time Gebura
He needed to make sure that The Red Mist would be able to survive. Sadly, The Red Mist did not have their passport.
"You got Playstation Plus?"
Half Life VR mentioned
That ain't a clerk, that's the newest color in the city: "Marine Powder"
why powder tho?
This legend of one dull color was passed from one Clerk to another like a plague. But it was hard to believe in a hero that hides among people, that is able to avenge every stranger. His strength is like the waters of the sea that wear away the rocks. He is able to break through any armor with small but accurate shots.
Many called him the weakest of the flowers, secretly fearing his power. After all, how to defeat someone to whom you cannot get even a meter away, and from whom it is impossible to escape?
@@kucheryahinjuniour6586 Powder as in gunpowder, did you see how many shots he took? _I'm surprised his wrist didn't fall off his body after the fight_
@@shikikankillzone4239 this is just a G corp singularity that allowed him to not shot off his wrist
A ALEPH: *spawns or escape*
That one clerk who is secretly a highly trained level 6 agent: It's showtime
They're actually a colour
Dang they must have died sometime later
level 6 is actually just level EX
basically level five, but even more powerful
i like how the clerk just walks off after killing her like nothing happened
No they gotta do their job else they get fired
@@thomaspau211mf suppresses out of control alephs as his part time job to feed himself
"That's why guns aren't used too often. They're not very effective against actually competent opponents."
-Some stupid grade 9 fixer, apparently
Who then used guns themselves.
If a gun ain't working, you were pointing it at yourself.
-said stupid grade 9 fixer uses guns with extremely expensive bullets (his extremely broke why would he do that)
that clerk really just went "nah, i'd win"
I was thinking the same thing
this reminds me of that time when in my playthrough a single clerk survived the entirety of the apocalypse bird event (including the breaches afterwards)
it was the only clerk alive
Oh woah that Clerk deserves the EGO gift from Apocalypse Bird too. Clerks were barely are around for me because of Queen of Hatred and keeping numbers low to avoid Mountain Of Smiling Bodies breaching during Ordeals or other events
"Foolish clerk, you realize I could kill you with but a single pinky"
"Foolish Red Mist, you activated my stand, ZA DOORUDO"
(Management Report)
A
Welcome to our Corp, clerk. As you have proven yourself so spectacularly, you are hereby promoted to Manager
Everyone’s talking about the clerk but nobody’s mentioned the ammo capacity of that gun.
Dude put at least a couple thousand rounds into her and never even reloaded, those mags must be made of dark matter.
Good point, big thank you to whichever Singularity is providing infinite ammo I guess aha
@@28JFJprobably R corp. wonder why they don’t give the infinite mags to their Rabbits…
@@jackhe760 nah its L corp themselves, the rabbits say that L corp provides them with the ammo they use for suppression, so clearly they're giving those same privledges to their clerks, for some reason.
@@DefNotANecromancer in the event you somehow miss your own cranium at point blank. Multiple times.
The Red Mist's thicc hips got stuck in the door!
DOOR STUCK!
DOOR STUCK!
@@El_Mierda_De_Gato*clerk shoots nerf darts*
There should be a mod for recruiting clerks you like.
Would be an nice mechanic or even an interesting challenge if the only agents you can recruit are based on clerks alive at the end of each day
That clerk shouldve been promoted lol
Realised that when I made this aha they deserve it. I'll put Alpha into my Library of Ruina playthrough atleast, they're a Control Clerk but probably on Gebura's floor when I unlock her
Alpha will t pose and assert dominance
@@28JFJ They're not gonna be there to just help Gebura at recieving guests, but also to make sure that she doesn't go rogue again. Alpha is the only one that she fears, and rightfully so.
It's a feature, and a particularly potent one.
Ohh, haven't had it happen to me much I think and only this time in doorways. As mentioned had Binah stuck and invincible after a phase change and one time Punishing Bird was stuck flying in one spot for a while
I was kidding with the feature bit, but yeah wild that you just got a free pass to bulli Red Mist
Standing here, I realise
You were just like me, trying to make history
But who’s to judge the Teth from Aleph?
When the Control Team’s down I think we’ll both agree
This city needs energy!
And in the end, it has to be this way!
The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgment call
Give up free will forever
Their voices won't be heard at all
Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your country control your mind
Live in ignorance
And purchase your happiness
When blood and sweat is the real cost
Thinking ceases, the truth is lost
Don't you worry
You'll be told exactly what to do
I give my people the lives they need
The righteous will succeed
The fires of greed will burn the weak
So we'll make freedom obsolete
Making whole the fabric of society
Collective consciousness controlled as you will see
MIND CONTROL
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Yes.
i've carved my own E.G.O.
You followed your breach
But maybe we are both the same
The facility has turned
Soo many have died
But nobody is to blame
Yet staring across the barren wasted room
I think a new abnormality will be born
Beneath the bloodstained team
Beneath the bloodstained team!
Imagine in the back ground for their to be a pile of empty magazines
i just imagine the red mist continually slipping on a puddle of water in the doorway
While the clerk just stands there shooting at her
It's not a bug, that's actually the effect of Alpha's E.G.O weapon, the Treadmillator.
Its special ability is to trap whoever it targets by freezing the last 5 seconds they experienced and then repeating this time on an endless loop, giving to outsiders the impression that they are running on a treadmill.
It actually has a very tragic backstory, you see, Library of Ruina reveals that Alpha's dad was forced to walk on a treadmill for 1000 years as part of a series of experiments ran by T-corp, which naturally had awful consequences for his psyche. When the father came back home catatonic on what was supposed to be an evening like any other, his family tried to find out what was wrong with him, but before they could do anything Alpha's father muttered one word, "Treadmill", and then ran off towards the nearest wall so fast that his skull burst open upon slamming into it.
Hence how Alpha's Treadmillator works, it manifests their impossible desire to set things by rewinding time whenever the weapon is shot, just like how Alpha wishes to turn back time for a second chance at saving their father. But at the same time, the fact that it works in a similar way to a treadmill represents Alpha's inner realization that no matter how many times they may set someone back with this E.G.O, it won't change the fact that they couldn't stop the run that ended their father's life, so Treadmillator's loop will keep on going until the target runs off to their death too.
Okay woah Alpha's backstory is really detailed, I'm impressed and actually got some feels from that. If Kali can manifest her own EGO so can Alpha~
I shudder to think about what if Alpha became a Distortion instead or worse had an Abnormality extracted from them. I feel Angela would utterly despise the whole thing considering the looping ability
@@28JFJ Same, reading Alpha's flashback during the Floor of Running's realization almost made me tear up, truly a sad backstory.
And it didn't happen in-game, but there's a mod on Nexus Manager that lets you fight Distorted Alpha in a reception, it's a very tricky fight though. Their boss form resets your Librarians' light to zero every turn while undoing any damage you dealt, so you need to win clashes against them using 0-cost cards to obtain a special "Treadmill" card that you can then use during Alpha's Mass Attack turn to block it and (if none of your Librarians got hit) stagger Alpha on the following turn while regaining your light.
Personally, it took me a lot of tries to get the RNG right, since you need to build your decks with both 0-cost cards to earn Treadmills and more expensive cards to kill Alpha in the single turn they spend staggered (otherwise they just heal again), but it was a fun reception nonetheless.
@@wallisbudge4022 Truly the Floor of Running was an interesting floor, who knew the City had quite the sporting and athletics culture
Damn, Alpha truly became a fan favourite to get their own modded reception fight. Funnily and ironically enough if the fight goes on long enough Gebura might be a viable option, other 0 cost pages to start with but as the fight goes on her Red Mist pages become pretty formidable 0 cost pages
May we hopefully get the Treadmillator as an EGO in Limbus Company too
@@28JFJ this is amazing
@@28JFJ talking about angela and how much she had loop kinda makes me wanna see her meeting subaru from re:zero, she kills indefinitely because she hate his ability only for the both of them to be trapped in neverdending hell😊
"Washed-up Grade 9 Clerk"
The Reverberation Ensemble has a new member it seems…
As it turns out, Gebura did NOT infact have spotify premium.
The second coming of Taii Wonderlab
Help me Clerk-san, I am stuck in the door
Clerk: [grinning ominously and about to show us why he's named Alpha]
*gets blasted with darts*
The most powerful clirk who was ever been existed.
“THIS FUCKING DOOOOOOOOR!!!!!”
Said the red mist experiencing a very slow and painful death
Roland: Bullets are expensive
This fucking clerk: That ain't gonna stop me. *Empties 3 million mags*
Red must < Clerk Alpha
The strongest former Fixer vs a man just trying to make ends meet so he can eat every night. Who would win?
The simple will to survive can sometimes defeat the largest threats~
The strongest Fixer in history
vs
The strongest Clerk of today
EPIC RAP BATTLE
SILLY BILLY
VS
THE REEEEED MIIIIST
BEGIN
my name is alpha 2 and I like to rap!!
And
OUGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA
@@Poopenfarden "yo im the red mist and HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
Man, why can't my clerks be this brave. Mine start running in fear after seeing punishing bird
Step Clerk I'm stuck
Gebura : Kills my aleph employees including apoc bird ego except 2 level 3 guys with WAW armor
For someone using ego at max power and being able to almost hit everyone in the central command team your aim isn’t that great
Guess Gebura was only feeling like dealing with the strongest ones first aha
Manager: "What about red mist?, would you win if you fight her?"
Alpha 2: "Well, as long as i keep distance from her everything would be fine, but the portals would give me a little problem"
Manager: "But would you lose?"
Alpha 2: *Nah, i'd win*
“DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!”
strongest sephirot vs the weakest clerk
"Uhm, what? Ah, what? *Demonic Laughter*"
SOMEBODY PROMOTE THIS MAN TO AGENT
Agent? Screw that! This man can take my freaking manager seat!
@@jackychen7769 not even that
He should be a damn color!
@@depressoespresso8116 dude just make him an arbiter
"Nah, I'd win!"
-- Alpha2.
She planted tactical oil on that doorway
Promote that one to Agent. What a trooper!
X watching a single fucking clerk solo the red mist's last phase
This is now my headcanon in the timeline for Project Moon LOL
Clerk showing 0.01% of his power
So this is how wonderlab began
Stand proud, Gebura. You're strong.
*red mist, no damage speedrun*
That clerk sneak up neverending staggering pistol and think no one notice it
aleph level threat:
clerk: bet
Gebura just felt bad for the lil clerk
Ok, Alpha2 is now one of my agents, hopefully he can solo red mist for me
May Alpha2 do it once again 🙏
@@28JFJ he currently has censored's weapon and naked nest's ego suit, i'll get him aleph armor soon
@@Pickiest get him paradise lost and twilight, my guy deserves it
1:51 to the end:
STANDING HERE, I REALIZE
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
BUT WHO'SE TO JUDGE
THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
Breaking News: Local Clerk shoots nerf darts at The Red Mist until she loses the will to live
They weren’t lying that pistol really was for self defense
That clerk is enough to start the fourth trumpet.
that clerk should be the best worker lcorp ever had
The rabbit team is nothing compared to this clerk
That clerk looks happier than ever
Who would win?
A clerk with a infinite 9mm magazine gun versus a hell forged steel armor 9 foot person with the legendary aleph level twilight weapon
The redmist is just nothing there on steroids
That agent was the chosen one
Strongest LobCorp employee in history vs Strongest LobCorp employee of today
Ah, yes. Death by 10,000 cuts.
People talk about how this one clerk managed to solo her, but what about the amount of bullets that magazine had
that clerk is a keter-class SCP in disguise.
Who would win? 50 employees controlled by a genius manager or an npc clerk who cant even fucking run from a teth class abnormality that looks scary asf and would face death itself. Yeah we know the answer. THE CLERK LETZ GOOOOOOO.
The red clerk
mfer laughs like argalia
IM NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT
DOOR + PISTOL
Alpha2 deserves to be made into a maxed-out employee
Top 10 epic anime battles, lol ez
клерки соло как всегда
Just a washed up grade 9 clerk
That Clerk is Alpha2. It can handle Alephs, too.
You better promote this Clerk to level 5 employee after this, lol xD
Oh it slipped my mind to make a custom Agent of Alpha2 but ended up making them a Librarian in Ruina atleast
who leted him cook?!
wait that cross, ISN'T THAT CHESED?
Yep, this happened on Day 48
what even happened why did she just freeze
I'm not sure myself haha, the game did feel like it got more glitchy as it went on besides lagging more. I had Punishing Bird fly in place before and Binah ended up getting frozen and damage immune during her phase change as well
@@28JFJit was the clerk using pyschic attacks i think
Let me guess, he was a washed up grade 9 fixer before, right?
i need a version of lob corp. that is as silly as this. (also maybe a little bit less challenging im scared to buy the game.)
Lobotomy corp? Nah, Lobotomized corp.
"Nuh uh"