@@sarahperkins6421 Come on, choosing a character's name is hard, imagine a baby's? She needed time to think. But weird how out of so many Disney princesses, she didn't decide on any of them.
One of my favorite takes on the "look under my bed" "dad there's someone in my bed" story is the response "I sigh and tell them to go to bed. My children are twins. They've dont this every night for a week. I'm so tired."
Even if they all had small appetites enough for one pizza to be enough, that is a group of five people and they're bound to have different tastes. The little girl is only gonna want cheese, and at least one of those women is gonna order some fancy italian-style mushrooms and basil type shit. Two pizzas _minimum._
Its not even scary, sometimes the monitors don’t exactly work and they won’t exactly pick up a heart beat. When I was with my grandma in the hospital, sometimes the monitors stopped picking up her heart beat because the sticky pieces fell out of place. If it was for longer than that I’d worry though.
I'll add that the short film ending in suspense as the dad looks up and the kid in the bed is still lying there, staring at him, leaving us with no answer as to who was the impostor, is a MUCH creepier conclusion than a jumpscare.
And makes more sense. Why would the monster (in the movie) expose itself like that? Just to be creepy? In the short we can assume that, if the monster is the one on the bed, it's intentionally trying to blend in (like a changeling), so pretending the kid under the bed is the monster makes sense and adds confusion as to who is the real one. In the movie it's just a set up for a jumpscare. @@mayhare9754
That really blew me away. She sounded like she’d been to a lame house party, not like a bunch of people including all her closest friends had been brutally murdered leaving her to barely escape with her life.
Omg, she looked her in the eyes, said the wrong name, then looked at the girl behind her, realized her mistake, and just... pointed at the same girl, and said the last name. I belly laughed
So we're just going to ignore the fact that the movie had nothing to do with the nazis like the cover of the movie and a couple of early scenes were insinuating.
@@thomasjess5029 Yes, it was used by the Nazis. And the US also used the American Flag when they nuked Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Doesn't mean the American Flag is a symbol for those bombings.
That "that's not me" bit actually spooked me quite a bit, until I saw the monster. Like, seriously, way to kill a scene by blowing your load way too early.
@stmsin that doesn't mean people don't tell stories about ghosts and also come up with reasonings and other things. That's like when someone says: "yeah people tend to say vampires can't be in the sun or else they burn" and then someone dumbassly responding with "vampires aren't real" like no shit
@@Captain_Viktor And yet if you establish "vampires can't be in the sun" in your movie, and then show a vampire hanging out on the corner just chilling in the sun, you have fucked up the narrative of your universe.
I will never understand their reaction to the door slamming at 10:54. You're the ONLY ones in the house. Ain't no half opened door creeking closed with that force on its own. They had it coming
Funnily enough that’s always my mom’s exact reaction to anything creepy. Just pretends it didnt even happen until more happens & wants nobody to remind her about it. That personality might be cool in a movie, if done right but idk what that awkward fken reaction in the movie was
Doors in my house close when a window is open in that room, takes one good gust (especially before a storm) forbit to happen. So I'm not too surprised by it
Personally, I think the whole "There's something under my bed" "That's not me, there's something above my bed" thing only really works if you don't see the creature if ever, then until much later in the movie. There should be a very difficult decision for how to move forward and help the kid. The creature shouldn't just immediately show itself, that would be pretty stupid in my opinion. This way would be much scarier.
Ayyy! Gotta love Dark Souls 3. Helluva high note to end the series on with the battles against Gael and/or Cinder. Got Elden Ring on the horizon too! Can't wait.
I feel like people who made those under the bed movies didn't get what made the whole kid under the bed thing scary to begin with. It's not that the kid on the bed turned out to be the monster (why would the monster tell them to look under the bed and get caught?) it's that you don't know which is the real and which is the fake kid. It's like that story about the guy hearing his mom call him then he's about to go downstairs, but hears his mom again this time upstairs saying ''don't go down there, I heard it too'' and the scary part is you don't know what to do in such a situation. You don't know who to trust.
Exactly! I feel like so many horror shorts/movies miss the entire point of those specific plots. It would've been much scarier if 'who's who' wasn't revealed straight away.
I think the monster is under the bed, because if the kid was sleeping, how did the monster got to the bed? And when the kid noticed, he said nothing, and the monster also did nothing, its not plausible that the monster was already on the bed when the kid arrived, nor that it changed places with the boy without him noticing it was a fucking clone of him
As a horror fan I learned a LONG time ago never ever trust reviews of horror movies...ESPECIALLY if they dont look like they watch much horror. Those ppl get scared watching Charlie Brown and the great pumpkin
@Bob Lazar It isn’t gatekeeping wdym. Someone who doesn’t watch horror movies will think we still live in the 80s where there’s shitty horror tropes and bad acting.
The initial story about the kid imposter is actually an old tale that dates back hundreds of years if I'm not mistaken. Basically public domain that free to be interpreted as anyone see fit.
Yeah, I don't know how old the story is, but it's irritating that people are like "zomg they stole this from a tumblr post" when the story is older than that. The movie didn't even do it like the original story, when the adult looks under the bed the kid is supposed to say "There's a monster on my bed" not "That's not me", and then the adult and the audience are left wondering which kid is actually the monster.
Possibly the best movie review I've seen. I very rarely watch reviews all the way through, especially when it's about a film I haven't even heard of before. But your humour, timing and down to earth logic made me watch all the way through. Keep up the great work!
If someone says "I think it's the scariest movie I've ever seen in my life... at least this year," you know the movie will be soggy cabbage. Like??? You KNOW what the scariest movie you've ever seen is.
I’ve only seen 5 minutes of this video so far but it looks scary so far. Interesting premise. Gotta love nothings on the internet taking shots at everybody else
@@michellemckillop8935 tbh I have nothing against people who think this is scary. I just don't like people, like at the very beginning of the video, that are obviously faking just so they can start up another "ScArIeSt MOVIe EVEr!!1!11!1" trend. You want something scary and traumatizing, watch Salo, Something About The Johnsons, Cutting Moments, Or read the Crossed series. THOSE are genuinely scary and traumatizing. The things these people are fake praising for being so "scary" are movies that are literally the same as so many other horror movies. What I'm trying to say is that there's nothing wrong with people finding movies like this scary. It's just the fact that it's the same thing so many other movies has done before, or hype up a movie in hopes of starting another stupid trend. Hope this doesn't come off as offensive, just telling you why people hate this movie
@@LanceyLotZ The Strange Thing about The Johnsons has got to be the most hilarious thing I have ever seen and I highly recommended to people for that fact alone.
20:39 - The movie she puts on is _Night of The Living Dead._ When she turns it on, the video is of the beginning of the film, but the sound is from half-way through.
20:49 that could actually be a good challenge for a film maker, have the character watching a comedy or something and try to keep the tension while that’s going on in the background.
I love how the foreshadowing representation is so accurate. When I learned foreshadowing and how it's used, I put like 10-20 foreshadowing in my first novel thinking that people would like it more if I added that much, lol.
I literally don't get this. They've stayed in this house for years and never get haunted. 4 girls arrive and boom, haunting. Why have the parents left that room as it is? How did they even know about the relic if when it was shipped to the guy (by whom?!) And then put into the wall. And I really don't understand how these ghosts are made. If Alice wanted to hang out with friends why does her ghost want to kill young girls? Fear? But that has nothing to do with the original character development. What has the grandma go to do with anything? Why does the young girl know all this and not say shit? Nothing was thought out in this.
I feel like the director just sorta went through all of the cliches and added a ton of them because he thought that would make it a horror movie lol That’s why a lot of scenes seem to come out of nowhere. There is not a single scene that is not a cliche, the only scene considered unique is 100% plagiarized. They are so lazy it’s almost upsetting lol
No. Im pretty sure since they didnt add the Umlauts, which honestly sometimes plays a VERY big role in German, it is saying something else. What it now actually says, I dunno. I know just enough about German to say with confidence, thats what they wanted it to say, but any native speaker will probably have one hell of a laugh.
Maybe I'm reading too much into the scene, but I assume that the opening scene where the girl doubts the restaurant "even has mimosas" is meant to imply that they're in some backwoods location in the middle of nowhere. And then, a girl with purple hair walks by? I feel that in a town where a girl can comfortably walk around with purple hair, it's probably not super difficult to find a skinny latte.
This is probably the most accurate review I have ever seen. This movie was horrendous. I can't believe anyone would actually fund it. I stopped about 20 minutes in. Your review was so much more enjoyable than the movie.
I'd heard that story so many times throughout my life and got shit scared everytime that by the time I watched the trailer I felt absolutely no fear. The story I always heard was a father and daughter and the kid on the bed said, "daddy there's a monster under my bed" and the kid under the bed said, "daddy there's a monster on my bed". Now the story ended with a question mark - who was the real daughter? That was the scary part, the uncertainty was part of the fear.
I wish you would do more of these. How you break apart these movies is exactly how i be feeling when i watch these movies. If you need more movies check those DVDs at walmart with like 3000 movies on one disc for like 5 dollars... Theyre always good for a laugh
16:25 I know this is an older video but as someone who has been a hospital heart monitor tech, I have to say how horribly inaccurate this would be. There are technicians constantly watching every patient's rhythm regardless of alarms or not. Also, a doctor would never say "flatline." They would use the term "asystole" which is a lack of electrical activity in the heart. We definitely don't need alarms to do what we do for monitoring the heart and a lack of one wouldn't stop us from knowing our patient was in big trouble.
tbh, I like Tuck Me In more than the creepy pasta and the Hatred scene just from that snippet, and you know why? Whatever Monster is laying on the bed has such a smug voice when he says, “you forgot to look under the bed.”
@@laurene988 Then there's the ambiguity of the whole thing. We never learn what it is, or if the dad and son die. ...I mean shit yeah they likely do, but the fact that it leaves everything open is well done.
@@marlymcfly1991 The way the one on the bed says "You forgot to look under the bed" is suspect, but aye it could genuinely be either one. Gah, getting chills picturing what I'd do in that situation.
"Somewhat attractive" is what we call a backhanded compliment. Where, technically, you're complimenting them, but it's actually an insult. For instance, if you were to say something like "You're actually not bad at this!" it is TECHNICALLY a compliment, but it alludes to the fact that you assumed they were bad at it, and were surprised that they were even somewhat competent at it. "Somewhat attractive" comes off as YOU don't find them particularly attractive, but you can kind of see why other people would. Instead of just saying they are attractive, you're essentially saying they're pretty much ugly in your eyes, but you can understand how other people might find them attractive. Again, it's a backhanded compliment. English is a fun language.
I'm putting a chicken breast in a frying pan at mid-medium heat at the start of this comment. I'll edit it to add my thoughts on the video when the chicken's done.
I could maybe (big maybe) understand how going into Alice's room would trigger the hauntings, but the parents had already left when that happened . . . yet they're found dead in the garage, implying that they were killed before that girl went into Alice's room. So like . . . yeah, nothing makes sense anyway.
23:51 It's 4 years later and I still come back to this on occasion. God, Mista GG, you don't understand the juice you produced on a fucking door slam lol. That aside, this movie review in general is one of my top favorite on this and any channel. Sooooo much content from this movie! 😅
I love haw the german letter is just plain wrong xD The word "daß" is only spelled "dass" since mby 2000 and even the "ü" in Führer is missing. Really cheap work.
Yeah, they often forgot the h in "Führer" as well, seemingly confused the old German A with a U in "Arbeiterpartei" and make countless errors in the capitalization. What weirds me out is that the sentence structure and word choice as well as the grammar are quite good and even the commas are in the right places. This must have been written by a person with a better understanding of the German language. It seems to me that they were just to lazy to actually put the ü in there, since it's not included in their typical keyboards and also had no one read this thing over a second time. Maybe the original writer did an okay job and the letter was actually quite good but then they just had someone who never even saw a single German word copy the text onto the actual prop. I really don't know... Why stop halfway through if you already put so much effort in?!
so i’ve been binging your content the past few days after stumbling upon your channel in my suggested, and the thing that made me subscribe was you referencing kung pow. Several videos later, and i realize you reference it a lot, and i just need you to know how much joy it’s bringing me. literally one of my favorite movies from my youth, it makes me giggle every time you throw it in a video lol
The scariest movie I've ever seen will always be "The Shining". Psychological stuff is a thousand times scarier than blood and guts gross out stuff in movies.
YES! The Shining is my favorite horror movie of all time! Was the only movie that ever actually scared me and gave me nightmares since I watched it when I was only 3 for the first time lol . . and even better, Dr. Sleep (sequel to the shining) was made into a movie and it's coming out next month!! I can't wait to see it! I hope it lives up to the Shining but I doubt it will, Stanley Kubrick was a legend you can't replicate that style of directing
Cloverfield lane was a good one imo cause the whole time I thought the dude was just tryna rape the girl. But turns out he was telling the truth and the chick was just a crazy ungrateful bitch... jk she acted how most would in the situation
To be honest, if the “Friends” rerun was actually happening I’d be MORE terrified than if anything else was on. Like “Friends” would be like this really great tension killer sure, but what if something killed the lights then? Now you’re left in a dark room. That used to be playing bright cheery music. Of a sit com. THAT is terrifying
@@NoahDaArk could you give me an example maybe? Because i think i know what you mean, but cant place my finger on where it was used and im frustrated lol
@@6LittleWendigo6 So a good example of what I mean is Pearl: An X-traordinary Origin Story, at least in terms of a visual example. You have this very bright, over saturated, technicolor movie that looks like something straight out of the Wizard of Oz... that is until the incredible Mia Goth starts going absolutely ape shit (in a good way) and you suddenly remember “oh yeah, I’m watching a dark, psychological slasher film!” The film overall looks picturesque and beautiful, which makes the horror and blood soaked violence stand out all the more. That’s tonal dissonance.
@@6LittleWendigo6 There’s also the end of Pearl, but I don’t wanna spoil it in case you haven’t seen it yet. But if you have seen it… then you know EXACTLY what I’m talking about!
Just a beautiful savage bro, absolute genius work!!! I just stumbled across your channel yesterday and..... I'm aggressively overdosing myself as hard as possible!!! Haven't hit a flat or boring video yet!! Keep up the killer content.
Imagine carrying a baby in your stomach for nine months just to name it after an amino acid
NotAKrustyKrab Worth it
Imagine naming the baby, "Boy," and then only giving him a real name years later after your doctor gives you a weird look.
@@sarahperkins6421 Come on, choosing a character's name is hard, imagine a baby's? She needed time to think. But weird how out of so many Disney princesses, she didn't decide on any of them.
Wait wait wait........ Stomach?
@@repulsethemonkey1396 if it was in her stomach for 9 months it would literally be an amino acid
As a real life pizza delivery guy I am super unimpressed with the unprofessional attitude of the pizza guy in this film.
Misks Same here
I was waiting for Mista to say "I bet he doesn't get many tips"
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
I love how no one appreciates pizza guys
@@sizzlingfacedonut2030 hey i appreciate
One of my favorite takes on the "look under my bed" "dad there's someone in my bed" story is the response "I sigh and tell them to go to bed. My children are twins. They've dont this every night for a week. I'm so tired."
@fr3nch toast3r I WISH I've been looking for that picture for over a YEAR
😂love that
I'm loving that.
Then you hear
"Brother... why do you hate me so much?"
I remember a stand-up comedian guy told his kid: if something really wanted to kill you it would have already done it, good night
You can't make me believe 4 adults and 1 child only ordered 1 pizza to share between the 5 of them
Right. Hell, I lived with house of 3 , 2 adults, 1 child and there were always 2 pizzas
Even if they all had small appetites enough for one pizza to be enough, that is a group of five people and they're bound to have different tastes. The little girl is only gonna want cheese, and at least one of those women is gonna order some fancy italian-style mushrooms and basil type shit. Two pizzas _minimum._
@@mellow_mallow As someone with a little sister and 3 nieces why is this so accurate?
@@arctrog I am the youngest sibling in my family and between my parents, my older sister, and me, we always get at LEAST two pizzas
Your forgetting that 4 of them only eat air! 😂🤣
"says she flatlined an hour ago"
heart rate monitor is still beeping...
Right
She flatlined an hour ago, just like the movie
I think it's a red herring and we're supposed to think that the grandmother was supernatural and the hatred
Yeah that's the horror this is a horror movie remember
Its not even scary, sometimes the monitors don’t exactly work and they won’t exactly pick up a heart beat. When I was with my grandma in the hospital, sometimes the monitors stopped picking up her heart beat because the sticky pieces fell out of place. If it was for longer than that I’d worry though.
The way I immediately recognized it as a stolen creepypasta.
exactly what I was saying.
seokomorebi a fellow man of culture i see
Same! But I saw it on a roblox remake 😂 and read it on reddit
Same lmaoooo
What creepypasta
They spent the whole budget on the actresses and not the movie itself.
@NERD Incorporated awful, but somewhat attractive
Its essentially just a low grade T&A movie.
But that ass shot of Leigh Ann tho... Or was it Jennifer?
Hair and makeup over talent and common sense, right?
C o o m
Also, “daddy, there’s someone in my bed” is a much scarier line than “that’s not me”.
I'll add that the short film ending in suspense as the dad looks up and the kid in the bed is still lying there, staring at him, leaving us with no answer as to who was the impostor, is a MUCH creepier conclusion than a jumpscare.
@@mayhare9754 oh, absolutely. Dude is shit even at stealing other peoples concepts
And makes more sense.
Why would the monster (in the movie) expose itself like that? Just to be creepy? In the short we can assume that, if the monster is the one on the bed, it's intentionally trying to blend in (like a changeling), so pretending the kid under the bed is the monster makes sense and adds confusion as to who is the real one. In the movie it's just a set up for a jumpscare.
@@mayhare9754
Because it isnt self referential thats something a kid would say
"You were right: bad things happen in that house."
Ma'am, all of your friends have been murdered.
One of the most cliché lines ever
That really blew me away. She sounded like she’d been to a lame house party, not like a bunch of people including all her closest friends had been brutally murdered leaving her to barely escape with her life.
When you rapped over the door banging I literally cried. Absolutely hysterical
23:52 he spitted fire
BARS
Say it with me... BARS
I died multiple times when that happened.
Hahahaha same with me just then
"Mummy, check under the bed,"
"Mummy, there's a monster on my bed,"
"Cut it out and go to bed," I tell my identical twin children
And yeah deformed child you to
hey , stop biting me or il- hey what did I just say
Couldn't let you have the devil's number for likes, so I gave you a like.
Omg, she looked her in the eyes, said the wrong name, then looked at the girl behind her, realized her mistake, and just... pointed at the same girl, and said the last name. I belly laughed
Funfact: As a German I can tell, that theres lots of mistakes in the Nazi-letter. So many and hillarious ones, that it makes the scene a comedy :D
That scene just became even more stupid, how fucking hard is it to find someone who knows German?
@@franklind.roosevelt7416 Apparently very hard for movie people.
The Lemond Drops Kid you don’t need people just fucking google translate that shit
Well to be fair, who speaks German? Besides, Germans, bilingual people, Google translate....it's just too much to ask.
Ivanperez 128 Google translate sucks tbh lol
So we're just going to ignore the fact that the movie had nothing to do with the nazis like the cover of the movie and a couple of early scenes were insinuating.
I mean, the iron cross isn't a Nazi symbol. It's a symbol used by Germany to this day.
@@PlayerZeroStart It was used by Nazis during their regime. Yes, the Germans use it today for other things.
@@thomasjess5029 Yes, it was used by the Nazis. And the US also used the American Flag when they nuked Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Doesn't mean the American Flag is a symbol for those bombings.
Thomas Jess shut up
WungoMungo dude he’s just saying what happened
That "that's not me" bit actually spooked me quite a bit, until I saw the monster. Like, seriously, way to kill a scene by blowing your load way too early.
609 remove the 0 and get 69 noice
I just realized that Alice from the beginning of the movie is like 16-20 years old, like a young adult. And Alice the ghost is a little girl.
Why.
Because nothing in this movie was thought through, at all.
The movie sucks, so I'm not saying this is what they were doing, but in life people say that spirits are the age when they were happiest.
@stmsin that doesn't mean people don't tell stories about ghosts and also come up with reasonings and other things. That's like when someone says: "yeah people tend to say vampires can't be in the sun or else they burn" and then someone dumbassly responding with "vampires aren't real" like no shit
I’ve watched this review for so many years and wondered why there was a random little ghost girl haunting out of nowhere
@@Captain_Viktor And yet if you establish "vampires can't be in the sun" in your movie, and then show a vampire hanging out on the corner just chilling in the sun, you have fucked up the narrative of your universe.
I like how the Ouija DVD case was completely destroyed but the actual disc was just fine (meaning that Mista GG secretly loves the movie).
Lmao I swear that shit was indestructible
I’m starting to wonder 🤭🤭🤭🤭...............
Secret affair?
Lettuceturtle 🤯🤯🤯🤯
Its an bluray
4:22 "But her father is basically the Third Reich of the household..."
That's some good foreshadowing. You should make a movie.
It’s a self fulfilling prophecy
"Daddy, that's not me" is a staple for two sentence horror stories, I cannot believe they used it 😅🤣
Terézia T surprised they didn’t include “ who was phone?” 🥴
I will never understand their reaction to the door slamming at 10:54. You're the ONLY ones in the house. Ain't no half opened door creeking closed with that force on its own. They had it coming
Funnily enough that’s always my mom’s exact reaction to anything creepy. Just pretends it didnt even happen until more happens & wants nobody to remind her about it. That personality might be cool in a movie, if done right but idk what that awkward fken reaction in the movie was
Doors in my house close when a window is open in that room, takes one good gust (especially before a storm) forbit to happen. So I'm not too surprised by it
@@Tw0DotsBut I think basically everyone would nope out after someone gets hurt
I would have at least asked if there was anyone else in the house
Almost died when you started rapping over the slamming door...
That suit was fire
Fucking same!!! Laughed for an hour straight 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha yeah that's hilarious
That was creative as fuck
YES
Personally, I think the whole "There's something under my bed" "That's not me, there's something above my bed" thing only really works if you don't see the creature if ever, then until much later in the movie. There should be a very difficult decision for how to move forward and help the kid. The creature shouldn't just immediately show itself, that would be pretty stupid in my opinion. This way would be much scarier.
MysterySteve: The Pathetic Gamer also it just works as a short, not a movie.
Dude I seriously lost it when you started rapping over the door slamming!!!!😂😂😂
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Who needs to drop a mixtape like...yesterday? MISTA GG
Professor Fate XD
Lauren Pinkie Pie did you get my obscure reference?
@@S-T-S_welcometotheherd its a tupac song u uncultured swine
I’ve never seen this guy before. I don’t know how he ended up in my recommendations, but he is cracking me up! I love his sense of humor
Have you watched his predator chronicles?
@@Dontworryaboutit961 yes! Hilarious! I started watching everything I could. I think I’m pretty up to date finally
@@doodleblos7983 I’ve unirornically watched his chronicles like 6 separate times. Amazing replay value
Samee
Same and it's a year later lol
"Hitler's planting tulips" is a sentence I thought someone would never say
Didnt he have a beautify the workplace campagin or something? It makes a lot of sense when you think about.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nice dark souls pfp, which ones your favorite
@@lunar8399 probably ds3
Ayyy! Gotta love Dark Souls 3.
Helluva high note to end the series on with the battles against Gael and/or Cinder.
Got Elden Ring on the horizon too! Can't wait.
I feel like people who made those under the bed movies didn't get what made the whole kid under the bed thing scary to begin with. It's not that the kid on the bed turned out to be the monster (why would the monster tell them to look under the bed and get caught?) it's that you don't know which is the real and which is the fake kid. It's like that story about the guy hearing his mom call him then he's about to go downstairs, but hears his mom again this time upstairs saying ''don't go down there, I heard it too'' and the scary part is you don't know what to do in such a situation. You don't know who to trust.
I think "The Mimic" short film does a good job at it.
Exactly! I feel like so many horror shorts/movies miss the entire point of those specific plots. It would've been much scarier if 'who's who' wasn't revealed straight away.
I think the monster is under the bed, because if the kid was sleeping, how did the monster got to the bed? And when the kid noticed, he said nothing, and the monster also did nothing, its not plausible that the monster was already on the bed when the kid arrived, nor that it changed places with the boy without him noticing it was a fucking clone of him
Sounds boring
Where did you get the story?
As a horror fan I learned a LONG time ago never ever trust reviews of horror movies...ESPECIALLY if they dont look like they watch much horror. Those ppl get scared watching Charlie Brown and the great pumpkin
A PFFFFTTTTTT yeah your right. Bitch looks like she find ....... no nk charliee brown their is too perfect
@Bob Lazar
It isn’t gatekeeping wdym.
Someone who doesn’t watch horror movies will think we still live in the 80s where there’s shitty horror tropes and bad acting.
I’ve always said that scary movies ratings are skewed- so if I see a 6 star rated scary movie I know it’s about to be good.
@@grae_x I only trust ppl who find them funny like myself, because ppl who get scared easily aren’t a reliable source 😂😂
Except for mista gg (but he is not a film critic this is for the fans :) )
The initial story about the kid imposter is actually an old tale that dates back hundreds of years if I'm not mistaken. Basically public domain that free to be interpreted as anyone see fit.
Yeah, I don't know how old the story is, but it's irritating that people are like "zomg they stole this from a tumblr post" when the story is older than that.
The movie didn't even do it like the original story, when the adult looks under the bed the kid is supposed to say "There's a monster on my bed" not "That's not me", and then the adult and the audience are left wondering which kid is actually the monster.
There’s a Irish variation where fairies or goblins or something will switch out children. Changlings, I think they’re called.
"Looks like she's just washing the hell out of some dishes" 😂😂🙃
Best line ever.
Possibly the best movie review I've seen. I very rarely watch reviews all the way through, especially when it's about a film I haven't even heard of before. But your humour, timing and down to earth logic made me watch all the way through. Keep up the great work!
Very much appreciated!
Very cool, Bubblegum!
Bubblegummonsters same
cosmonaut variety hour and mista gg are the only ones i watch
GG *is* the cleanest best treasure.
Pretty sure I've read that whole "someone is on my bed" thing as one of those '2 sentence horror stories' that were circulating about years ago...
If someone says "I think it's the scariest movie I've ever seen in my life... at least this year," you know the movie will be soggy cabbage. Like??? You KNOW what the scariest movie you've ever seen is.
I’ve only seen 5 minutes of this video so far but it looks scary so far. Interesting premise. Gotta love nothings on the internet taking shots at everybody else
@@michellemckillop8935 man, it sucks. Please don't watch this pile of trash
@@michellemckillop8935 tbh I have nothing against people who think this is scary. I just don't like people, like at the very beginning of the video, that are obviously faking just so they can start up another "ScArIeSt MOVIe EVEr!!1!11!1" trend. You want something scary and traumatizing, watch Salo, Something About The Johnsons, Cutting Moments, Or read the Crossed series. THOSE are genuinely scary and traumatizing. The things these people are fake praising for being so "scary" are movies that are literally the same as so many other horror movies. What I'm trying to say is that there's nothing wrong with people finding movies like this scary. It's just the fact that it's the same thing so many other movies has done before, or hype up a movie in hopes of starting another stupid trend. Hope this doesn't come off as offensive, just telling you why people hate this movie
@@LanceyLotZ The Strange Thing about The Johnsons has got to be the most hilarious thing I have ever seen and I highly recommended to people for that fact alone.
@@LanceyLotZ agree with this minus the crossed comic series. It’s just edgy shock value garbage written by a looser.
"No!....No! Bad director!" *hits the camera* xDD
“Oh no the budgets on the lose!” I subscribed off that.
"THE BUDGET'S ON THE LOOSE" I DIED
i legit thought it was a Photoshop
Is it just me or is the little girl the best actor out of all of them? I hope her career takes her better places.
20:39 - The movie she puts on is _Night of The Living Dead._
When she turns it on, the video is of the beginning of the film, but the sound is from half-way through.
How do you even realize that
@@ihaveagun958 Hahaha I had a very unhealthy obsession with Night Of The Living Dead when I was a kid.
18:15 I don't even think that was intentional, a dog probably ran in front of the camera and they decided to put a scare chord over it in editing.
No it was the ghost of airbud
"OH NO! The budget is on the loose!"
I needed that sentence in my life
I straight up tough HE made that hand in post, it looked soo bad XD
The fact that I watched this movie a while ago, then just watched this review because I FORGOT I WATCHED IT, says it all.
That’s it.
20:49 that could actually be a good challenge for a film maker, have the character watching a comedy or something and try to keep the tension while that’s going on in the background.
*golden girls play in the background, as the character is getting murder.*
@@saintdude6032 exactly, you get it. And may I say I’m a big fan of your work.
@@saintdude6032 can you cure me of the bubonic plague
@@brockcasey720 no sorry
@@saintdude6032 "Why don't they call it a Spanish beetle?"
"I DON'T CARE, ROSE!"
"Hitler's planting tulips"
I love how the foreshadowing representation is so accurate. When I learned foreshadowing and how it's used, I put like 10-20 foreshadowing in my first novel thinking that people would like it more if I added that much, lol.
Your novels published bro? What are they called and where can we buy em💯
I think foreshadowing a story can be a good thing if the plot is actually interesting and if you don't overuse it much
What’s your book called? I’d love to read it if it’s available somewhere.
23:54 has to be the greatest moment in film review ever
Dude i know i was laughing like crazy (also kinda goes hard ngl)
Omg, I want to hear the rest of the song! That beat goes Hard😂
@@User-435ggresthit em up-tupac
I literally don't get this. They've stayed in this house for years and never get haunted. 4 girls arrive and boom, haunting. Why have the parents left that room as it is? How did they even know about the relic if when it was shipped to the guy (by whom?!) And then put into the wall. And I really don't understand how these ghosts are made. If Alice wanted to hang out with friends why does her ghost want to kill young girls? Fear? But that has nothing to do with the original character development. What has the grandma go to do with anything? Why does the young girl know all this and not say shit? Nothing was thought out in this.
Apparently, and he doesn’t bring it up, but the family had just moved in so all the hauntings are new for them. The rest is all bullshit though.
Yes
I feel like the director just sorta went through all of the cliches and added a ton of them because he thought that would make it a horror movie lol That’s why a lot of scenes seem to come out of nowhere.
There is not a single scene that is not a cliche, the only scene considered unique is 100% plagiarized.
They are so lazy it’s almost upsetting lol
It was clearly all that hot girl Energy that got the ghost/demon all hot and bothered, so this got the ghost/demon to acting up...perfect logic..🧐
@@Yoishalhal lol I didn’t think about this
Japanese horror movies are best cuz they scare you on a psychological level they don't have jump scares
And you can't understand them
@@danksamosa3952 Its not like subtitle dont exists ,buddy.
@@Sayoko666 its a joke bro
That's why most horror video games come from japan, Resident Evil and Silent Hill are one that I can think off of the top of my head.
@@godsgreatestmistake8013 Silent Hill is fuckin amazing , i remember playing it on my ps1 when i was 5.
25:03 In case you wonder, the sentence on the wall is german anf says: Nobody is leaving this house alive.
Oooh, SCARY!
(sarcasm rocks)
No. Im pretty sure since they didnt add the Umlauts, which honestly sometimes plays a VERY big role in German, it is saying something else.
What it now actually says, I dunno. I know just enough about German to say with confidence, thats what they wanted it to say, but any native speaker will probably have one hell of a laugh.
@@elvingearmasterirma7241 they did though the ä is there
@@elvingearmasterirma7241 I'm german and i can confirm the sentence is written correctly^^
@@Fourloko45 Huh. Kudos to them. At least they managed to get one language correct.
One time someone called me "low-key cute," synonym of somewhat attractive?
Propably.
Sorry to hear that.
My fried got called "hypothetically hot" lmao
@@faithgreen9115 Your "friend", huh? "Hypothetically", you say?
@@MisterGordonZola what?
"Oh no, the budgets on the loose!" That got me.
Me too!
Those ain't tulips, my dude.
Petunias.
Julianna H5782 this made me laugh really hard and i don’t fully understand why
Same xD why is this so funny?
"good god, she's right. They are marigolds!"
Yeah that bothered me too
the point is who cares
If those are the director's "girls next door" I'm moving in with the director because god dangggg
Ye
The Killjoy ironic because he’s beyond busted and old as hell
Im moving in next door to the director
Wouldn’t that make you the girl next door tho? 🤔
Maybe I'm reading too much into the scene, but I assume that the opening scene where the girl doubts the restaurant "even has mimosas" is meant to imply that they're in some backwoods location in the middle of nowhere. And then, a girl with purple hair walks by? I feel that in a town where a girl can comfortably walk around with purple hair, it's probably not super difficult to find a skinny latte.
Nobody said she was doing it comfortably. But alt people do still exist outside of LA and Portland, I promise
Reply to a super old comment but: I think it's a hat...? Or some big head item coz I think the tips are blonde
5:01, that flash PewDiePie frame had me cackling like a manic. I like you, Mista GG.
PewDiePie's voice: "I keep telling you that was a British Army uniform !!!" XD
How people managed yo mistake the uniforms? The german ones are way cooler!!!
This is probably the most accurate review I have ever seen. This movie was horrendous. I can't believe anyone would actually fund it. I stopped about 20 minutes in. Your review was so much more enjoyable than the movie.
It was pretty bad
Main characters walk in.
Me: I hate all of them.
GG: hey they're supposed to be totally average!
Me: Now I hate the director as well.
Same lol
I'd heard that story so many times throughout my life and got shit scared everytime that by the time I watched the trailer I felt absolutely no fear. The story I always heard was a father and daughter and the kid on the bed said, "daddy there's a monster under my bed" and the kid under the bed said, "daddy there's a monster on my bed". Now the story ended with a question mark - who was the real daughter? That was the scary part, the uncertainty was part of the fear.
"This house is TERRIFYING!... Here, have my daughter."
IK WHY IS NO ONE MENTIONING THIS LMAO
😂😂😂
That scared lady was the child's tutor
I wish you would do more of these. How you break apart these movies is exactly how i be feeling when i watch these movies. If you need more movies check those DVDs at walmart with like 3000 movies on one disc for like 5 dollars... Theyre always good for a laugh
16:25 I know this is an older video but as someone who has been a hospital heart monitor tech, I have to say how horribly inaccurate this would be. There are technicians constantly watching every patient's rhythm regardless of alarms or not. Also, a doctor would never say "flatline." They would use the term "asystole" which is a lack of electrical activity in the heart.
We definitely don't need alarms to do what we do for monitoring the heart and a lack of one wouldn't stop us from knowing our patient was in big trouble.
“Your mother sure knows us”
“She’s a keeper”
I almost gave myself a lobotomy after that scene.
"Its much more tolerable than whats to come..." and this is where i got a tiktok ad. How perfect is that?
I got anime and it was prophetic.
As soon as i looked at this comment, i instantly got a tik tok ad. Lmaoo
I literally had the same damn thing happen to me!
I got a Nicki dress up game add idk which is more fitting
Adrian Callahan I like anime and wear a prosthetic
"Somewhat Attractive Ryan Gosling" ... that's a good roast AND callback all in one.
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The director talking like that about his cast really says it all...
My favorite part of this video is at 14:57 where you can actually see GG’s eyes dilating with rage.
My Daughter: "That's not me..."
Me: *grabs ghost and beats it's ass* "You been mooching off me?! How long?! *HOW LONG?!*
Proceeds to stab the shit out of the ghost
Waaaay better movie right there.
LMAO that would be me
@@wraith7657
Then you remember: I have twins
@@dodojesus4529 oh shit... ah I'll just make another one
tbh, I like Tuck Me In more than the creepy pasta and the Hatred scene just from that snippet, and you know why?
Whatever Monster is laying on the bed has such a smug voice when he says, “you forgot to look under the bed.”
True, that's much scarier because it isn't even worried about getting caught
@@laurene988 Then there's the ambiguity of the whole thing. We never learn what it is, or if the dad and son die.
...I mean shit yeah they likely do, but the fact that it leaves everything open is well done.
@@MysticEle For real. You don't even know which one is the demon child, if it's really the one on or under the bed
@@marlymcfly1991 The way the one on the bed says "You forgot to look under the bed" is suspect, but aye it could genuinely be either one.
Gah, getting chills picturing what I'd do in that situation.
@@MysticEle I'd be: so u have chosen late abortion then...
"Somewhat attractive" is what we call a backhanded compliment. Where, technically, you're complimenting them, but it's actually an insult. For instance, if you were to say something like "You're actually not bad at this!" it is TECHNICALLY a compliment, but it alludes to the fact that you assumed they were bad at it, and were surprised that they were even somewhat competent at it. "Somewhat attractive" comes off as YOU don't find them particularly attractive, but you can kind of see why other people would. Instead of just saying they are attractive, you're essentially saying they're pretty much ugly in your eyes, but you can understand how other people might find them attractive. Again, it's a backhanded compliment. English is a fun language.
I always thought that compliment was like "Not exactly my type/what I like, but I can understand why MOST people would think that".
Lol I guess it depends on perspective.
It's a lot like when people think they are complimenting a person by saying he/she is "kinda cute".
Why would that be an English thing, it exists in all languages
2:41 This is the type of dry comedy that i love. first video ive ever seen of this dude and im subscribed!
Netflix has the worst horror movies I have ever watched
?
Try The Haunting of Hill House
creep 1&2, hush, and holidays are great
Sean Turner yea ik
I have you.
OMFG...this channel is G O L D! Not sure how it ended up in my recommended but so glad it did!
Tohru Marie same! Just found him
Brian Doyle All of his content is literally gold. he puts a lot of work into his videos, so they’re all very thought out and funny as hell.
Same lol
Tohru Marie Same. Maybe because I'm subsribed to YMS 🤔
Disliked
That ending had me rolling 😂😂
Rofl
@X3DwAnY - is that a joke?
Aye, was up StruggleNation
I'm putting a chicken breast in a frying pan at mid-medium heat at the start of this comment. I'll edit it to add my thoughts on the video when the chicken's done.
"you were right. BAD things happen in the house!"
My boyfriend and I watched this. The part where the guy got yanked back into the house while the Wilhelm scream played was the best part.
If this family lived there this whole time, then why did all of this wait to happen until the girls showed up?
I could maybe (big maybe) understand how going into Alice's room would trigger the hauntings, but the parents had already left when that happened . . . yet they're found dead in the garage, implying that they were killed before that girl went into Alice's room. So like . . . yeah, nothing makes sense anyway.
in the story, the family has only moved to the house for one week before the girls come in
If this family lived there this whole time, then why did all of this wait to happen until the girls showed up?
@@justinx.9448 look at my comment
Pizza guy be like: "You a nazi family or somethin? *chews*"
@Logan Shaw 5head joke idea right there
W
"Who wants to go to the lake?"
"Yes!"
23:51 It's 4 years later and I still come back to this on occasion. God, Mista GG, you don't understand the juice you produced on a fucking door slam lol. That aside, this movie review in general is one of my top favorite on this and any channel. Sooooo much content from this movie! 😅
the quote from Prince EA was gold lmao
Seriously Prince EA is a huge bullshitter, fits to have him in The Hatred review.
I had my doubts..... but after seeing the quote. Can confirm. 100% gold quote.
ITS YA BOI lol I saw a video of him saying how to win any argument,and the method was don’t say anything,well have fun losing a girlfriend
*Demon noises and light flickering*
_Whos 'er?_
I love it. Instant subscribe.
@Charlieboy Saldivar No, 6:19
"It's much more tolerable than what's to come."
*Tik Tok Ad starts playing*
I got a fucken dragon city ad
“Watch the people vs OJ the grinch ANYTHING ELSE” Lmaoo that’s had me 😂😂😂 both great things to watch btw
I love haw the german letter is just plain wrong xD
The word "daß" is only spelled "dass" since mby 2000
and even the "ü" in Führer is missing.
Really cheap work.
Yeah, they often forgot the h in "Führer" as well, seemingly confused the old German A with a U in "Arbeiterpartei" and make countless errors in the capitalization.
What weirds me out is that the sentence structure and word choice as well as the grammar are quite good and even the commas are in the right places. This must have been written by a person with a better understanding of the German language. It seems to me that they were just to lazy to actually put the ü in there, since it's not included in their typical keyboards and also had no one read this thing over a second time. Maybe the original writer did an okay job and the letter was actually quite good but then they just had someone who never even saw a single German word copy the text onto the actual prop. I really don't know... Why stop halfway through if you already put so much effort in?!
Dan google translate failed them
Daß Fuhrer 😂
I think the german letter is just supposed to be old
Dass is a word? Or?
I am SO confused... isn't "das" one of the three "the" s in German?
Like.. Das Boot? What the HECK IS DASS?!
“Oh no, the budgets on the loose” duuuude I haven’t laughed that hard in a looooong time
Same. At first I laughed way too hard when I saw the effect and then I exploded with his line. lmao
"You guys wanna know what I *hate*?"
Unsubscribed... but then I re-subscribed again because it's impossible to stay mad at you.
I’ve been more scared, turning off the light in my basement and running upstairs, then I was watching this movie.
Alternative Title: The Spice Girls go to a haunted house
Budget spice gets slightly spooped by shitty PS1 graphics.
@@theblackbaron4119 no n 64 graphics
So tell me what you want, what you really really want?
"Chocolate-covered strawberries... AnD wiNE!"
@LaneMinor stoppppp 🤣🤣🤣
"You were right.... bad things happen in that house."
*Exits the life saving vehicle*
"Oh no did I break my copy of Ouija? _Oh nooooo..._ come here you poor thing..." *shatters it*
I know I'm late to this video but the Kung Pow reference at 15:30 was PHENOMENAL!!!
I've seen better horror in creepypastas.
some creepyastas are better than like any other horror stuff though
roll14tideroll THE BACKROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
@@eascide the bedroom?
deadfrank 25 the backrooms the backrooms the backrooms the backrooms the backrooms The backroom the backrooms the backrooms
I lost it when you started rapping 😂😂 dude you're honestly funny as hell so im definitely subscribing
that part killed me
The way you call the mom hitler so casually made me real life cry
Ash Marie I kept getting confused lol
so i’ve been binging your content the past few days after stumbling upon your channel in my suggested, and the thing that made me subscribe was you referencing kung pow. Several videos later, and i realize you reference it a lot, and i just need you to know how much joy it’s bringing me. literally one of my favorite movies from my youth, it makes me giggle every time you throw it in a video lol
The scariest movie I've ever seen will always be "The Shining". Psychological stuff is a thousand times scarier than blood and guts gross out stuff in movies.
YES! The Shining is my favorite horror movie of all time! Was the only movie that ever actually scared me and gave me nightmares since I watched it when I was only 3 for the first time lol . . and even better, Dr. Sleep (sequel to the shining) was made into a movie and it's coming out next month!! I can't wait to see it! I hope it lives up to the Shining but I doubt it will, Stanley Kubrick was a legend you can't replicate that style of directing
The Thing was also brilliant. The psychological horror blends perfectly with the blood and gore
I was just about to bring up The Thing as well
Creepypasta & Squirrels It Follows is a good one when you’re liking for psychological horror. It’s concept is terrifying.
Cloverfield lane was a good one imo cause the whole time I thought the dude was just tryna rape the girl. But turns out he was telling the truth and the chick was just a crazy ungrateful bitch... jk she acted how most would in the situation
I became a huge fan of yours bro during my deployment. keep doing what your doing, yo funny ass got me through some rough patches bro
Right hand man???
Dont you mean : Reich hand man
Lil pepe I do not see the humor in that pun.
Satoshi Kong oh well ... 158 people found it funny
Lil pepe "not see"
Say it five times fast.
@@SatoshiKong nice
This comment section i swear
12:46 Man hold up, is that the Drank Up In My Cup instrumental?
To be honest, if the “Friends” rerun was actually happening I’d be MORE terrified than if anything else was on.
Like “Friends” would be like this really great tension killer sure, but what if something killed the lights then?
Now you’re left in a dark room. That used to be playing bright cheery music. Of a sit com.
THAT is terrifying
Well, same, i feel like if that was done right, that would be super creepy
@@6LittleWendigo6 Tonal dissonance is the word of the day, and it is a VERY effective tool for horror when used correctly.
@@NoahDaArk could you give me an example maybe? Because i think i know what you mean, but cant place my finger on where it was used and im frustrated lol
@@6LittleWendigo6 So a good example of what I mean is Pearl: An X-traordinary Origin Story, at least in terms of a visual example.
You have this very bright, over saturated, technicolor movie that looks like something straight out of the Wizard of Oz... that is until the incredible Mia Goth starts going absolutely ape shit (in a good way) and you suddenly remember “oh yeah, I’m watching a dark, psychological slasher film!”
The film overall looks picturesque and beautiful, which makes the horror and blood soaked violence stand out all the more.
That’s tonal dissonance.
@@6LittleWendigo6 There’s also the end of Pearl, but I don’t wanna spoil it in case you haven’t seen it yet.
But if you have seen it… then you know EXACTLY what I’m talking about!
I love it when people copy creepy pastas and take advantage of them and don’t give the authors credit for their hard work
Heavy Rain still waiting for my who was phone feature length film
@@kikiza123 hand hook car door
@Dorian Harris Doesn't mean it doesn't make you a dick for copying someone's work and claiming it as your own. Legality doesn't equal morality.
"You were right, bad things happen in this house"
This comedy movie was amazing and that line killed me.
Just a beautiful savage bro, absolute genius work!!! I just stumbled across your channel yesterday and..... I'm aggressively overdosing myself as hard as possible!!! Haven't hit a flat or boring video yet!! Keep up the killer content.