It’s a free for all down in Londonistan. When the copper was writing that list I looked for the stop oil wazuks thinking he was going to ask them if they wanted extra syrup in the Chia-Mocha-Choca Latte he was going to run off and get them.
Thanks matey 👍😊 I'm sorry to say on the last few videos of yours my comments have been deleted. The likes I leave are still there just the comments which are harmless one liners, no politics or swear words. It's not your channel same is happening on all channels I try to leave a comment on. Just had one deleted off Rhythmic Biker. It's seems I'm on YT's naughty step as they have shut off views to my channel as well. Last time they did this it was for six months, so you won't see comments from me for a while. I'm still watching all the vids and can at least leave likes.
- The cop in the white cap is checking the list. - The cop in the yellow cap is checking it twice. - They're trying to figure out if you've been naughty or nice. *Someone's coming to town.*
Well thank you Monty, many might disagree with you but yes actually I'm calm on the inside. It's said that those who have been through great trauma are less likely to lose it.
G'day Toastiy, fk me those bus Canyons looked scary nice driving 👍🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣. Wow you attacked so many Cupid Stunts today , did you notice the parachutes when you was West Minster bridge ?. Always look forwar to your vids ,very entertaining as usual 👍🏼. All the best form down under mate. 👍🏼👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Hi Peter hope your all good down there 👍😊 Yes I knew about the hang gliders, but I didn't pay them in the end as when I booked them I specifically asked them to let off their red, blue and white smoke canisters as they came in. Two of them went off course into the Thames. Worst hang gliders I've ever used 🙄
@@BeansOnToast_YT , what numptys landing in the Thames bet the water tasted nice 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I liked your Wales trip ,oooo very scary well the Welsh are 😂😂😂😂. All good here weather starting to warm up . All the best form down under, stay away from those scooter riders (Cupid Stunts ).
@@petercalthorpe7966 Wow you saw the Welsh trip vid as well, that's good. It was so wet, and since I got back to London we've had buckets most days. Slap on that oil, jandles and a thong and go and enjoy the beach 🤣🤣🤣
Asbo-lutley brilliant, I fuhking hate cyclists! Well done Toasty, yet another fantastic production, and still you've not caved into commercialism with adverts for bollocks shavers and massively overpriced supplement shakes. Keep on keeping on brother.
"commercialism" I don't bother monetising most videos, which means I can swear more.😂 I do appreciate your comment, for me it is not ethical to try to push low value products on viewers, many of whom have stuck with me for years now. 🤗
Aha the other entrance was literally a few metres away 😂 That opening joke 😂😂 Why did that stopper stop and wait and then just go anyway 🤦♂️ Always love a bud canyon 😊 “Are you making a Tiktok” 😂 The moped riders would do my nut in, always trying to get in the way 🤦♂️ You deserve their special box, you’re way more important 🤘 Another entertaining video as always from you mate ☺️ hope you’re doing well 🤘
Thanks for taking the time to watch more of my tripe. Wadda U mean joke 😳 I think the stopped stopper didn't stay stopped at the stop line because he was a fake stopper who was only paused to just pretend he was a stopper at a stop line before being a non stopper. 🤔 I do enjoy penetrating their special box 🤭 Glad you liked this one 👍😊
I have seen somebody or other has proposed changes to the motor bike test structure. If they implemented it would cull a lot of the delivery CBT'ers. Um. Not literally.
Thanks Jerry 👍😊 I could easily fill up whole videos with red light jumpers, in fact I probably have done. Road works have been on the increase, it all seem to start all over the UK during the lockdowns.
Yes, good number of peeps opting for no plate these days. Yeah as I was leaving the club I was trying to connect up the blue tooth, thought I was out of the way, but then Mr Eclectic van coasted along 🤣
@@BeansOnToast_YT mate I don't see a point riding with one. Worst that can happen is £100 fine (no points) and ask you to have one fitted in 7 days (mail off proof to them i.e., a MOT station stamps the police slip).
Mr. Beans I just recently found your channel and have been laughing non stop!! Please stay politically incorrect! We need to keep making fun of the world, or else the world will just keep getting duller.
Thank you Beans for another interesting video. Do the police ever stop cyclists for crossing on the red? It seems to me that they are an accident waaiting to happen. I do not know which group is worse the cyclists or the oil protesters. I always love the 'bus canyon' which shows your skills beautifully. Keep up the great work.
Hi and thanks 👍😊 I did come across one lone copper in Regents Park one Sunday, he had to wait ages to catch a cyclist going through a red light. Of course with Regents Park all the cyclists there are going around and around so they all know each other and so were able to warn each other about the copper. 🤣
Brilliant intro against a right knob head, and maybe they had the dinghy in the back of the van. It is clear that the man did not give a damn, that anything was easy, and probably drove down that road before, maybe on a daily basis and too lazy to look to see if there was another entrance whilst passing. There should be a BBC programme on cyclists, the commentator, David Attenborough. "Jimmy, in the wild is coming to a crossing. Now lets see what Jimmy does, how he reacts to his environment. No, the crossing is not for him." I see at 5.50 another motorcyclist was going to push in front, very aggressive of them, kept looking at you, then backed off the cage fighter. What is all this with food delivery drivers. People lost their legs? What the hell was that at 10.08? Cyclists are natural shit heads, do not give a damn about anyone and think that they own the entire road and pavement, and then they come past me, and I am shouting at them to come back and face me, as they almost broadside me and my dog. If you had been hit by the bag head on the bike, the first thing to do is to check that there is any food on board, and if so, have something to eat, whilst the cyclist provides ketchup from some wound our other.
Thanks for watching Dougal 👍😊 With that van driver you would think he wanted to drive up to the front door if he had something heavy, but all he had to deliver was a small bag of those peanut packing chips in a small box. I know from experience they are made from very light air 😂 I think David Attenborough would be far too busy shilling the net zero hoax to do a cycling voice over. Many of the food delivery cyclists are the same as the pedicab lot, they are here illegally, no insurance all sharing the same accommodation, bike and Deliveroo account.
@@BeansOnToast_YT In your job, as a delivery driver, you must begin to learn your route and what the surrounding are so as to know the easiest route and entrance to a premises. Unthinking people just act unthinking, moronic, just do what comes naturally, not what is best. I can well believe illegals. I once found one in a company that I was contracted to sort out, and got shut of him, through the door he went. The man who employed him came in the next day after I telephoned him to inform him that he was an illegal, and when the man came in he had done some searching and found that the illegal had signed to various agencies under five names. I tell you a funny one. When I was in Hanley, Stoke-on-Trent, doing a contract, I came across at least five different families in one house, and this, in St.Mary's, was not unusual.
You star John, that was all the way to the end 👍😊 No I looked away quickly, as an efluencer like me cannot be caught waving to a scooter slug, it's social death 😳
I'm sure that DPD stands for something really offensive but I better watch out what I post having just got out of spewtube jail yet again. I've noticed your speedo has a nasty smudge on it, you might want to get some Mr sheen and a cloth on that.
None of them parcel delivery guys last more than a year, he should have learnt how to lay bricks or sumfink 🤣 My number plate also has a nasty black smudge I just can't seem to shift 🤔
Do you know in the first few minutes of publishing this video I noticed the comment count was 3 yet I could only find 2 comments, nothing in the 'held for review' tab either Sorry about this, I expect you know this deletion of comments by YT is par for the course these days It happens to me on others channels I comment on, and I never use swear words or post negativity, so it might just be a poorly trained AI. The only thing I have filtered for review is any comments containing a hyperlink, that's it, no swear words are filtered by me.
DPD Driver: Foreigners bring so much to our capital.
I think he was just enriching me 😂
Well Sir Beans that was a juicy one. I appreciate the wrong think videos. They put things into perspective. Cheers!
Thank you Richard, hope I made you laugh 👍😊
Nice one Mr Toastie excellent rant keep em coming 👍😂😂
Thank you, I was trying to hold back 🤣
I absolutely loved that. Thanks. Beans. That bus canyon too! I didn't think you were going to do it. Brilliant!
Thank you John, but are you saying my arse looked big in that bus canyon? 🤔😂
@@BeansOnToast_YT 😂 No I'm saying it looked impossible to get through 🤣
@@JohnBain1st Well I just managed to get my ego through, and that's the biggest thing I've got 😂
Great vid Mr Beans, I particularly enjoyed the prolific use of the correct descriptive word for all Cyclists, which also starts with a C.
Thanks Lister, yes I've thrown in the towel on trying to appease the YT sweary police 🤣
best ending Mr Beans- had me chuckling , and a 1.5 bus cannon included, i need to stand up and take my hat off to you sir
Thanks Stuart, very impressed you got right to the last few frames to see that 👍😊
Proper moist as always Beans, thanks for posting always a giggle.
Thanks, stay damp 👍😊
Nice and toasty! 😁 That biker coming head-on almost had his whish come true 😂
Thanks Halfdead 👍😊 They head on cyclists going the wrong way is nearly a daily near miss. The worst are the ones on the hire bikes.
It’s a free for all down in Londonistan. When the copper was writing that list I looked for the stop oil wazuks thinking he was going to ask them if they wanted extra syrup in the Chia-Mocha-Choca Latte he was going to run off and get them.
That's sadly very likely 🤣
I didn't know you could ask for extra syrup in the Chia-Mocha-Choca, next time I'm pulled over you know what I'm going to ask for 😊
😂😂👍
Beans you have some succulent riding skills 🏆
Love your vids
Thank you, but I owe a lot to the SFX artists 👍😊
You never know what's coming next. Proper entertainment 🎉🎉
Thanks matey 👍😊
I'm sorry to say on the last few videos of yours my comments have been deleted. The likes I leave are still there just the comments which are harmless one liners, no politics or swear words. It's not your channel same is happening on all channels I try to leave a comment on. Just had one deleted off Rhythmic Biker.
It's seems I'm on YT's naughty step as they have shut off views to my channel as well. Last time they did this it was for six months, so you won't see comments from me for a while. I'm still watching all the vids and can at least leave likes.
That's fine mate, concerned for you though, I hope they stop doing that. Very concerning🤔👍🍻
@@exeterrider I'm trying to be brave about it, but I can tell you 'stunning' has gone right out the window 🥺😂
Love the road trips around London, reminds me of my delivery days in the west end.....changed a lot since I stopped in 87!😢
Thanks Micky. That was about the only time period when there was really good money in DR'ing 😂
- The cop in the white cap is checking the list.
- The cop in the yellow cap is checking it twice.
- They're trying to figure out if you've been naughty or nice.
*Someone's coming to town.*
Thank you, I sang along with this comment 😂
That was bleedin' close at the end. Good to see you're on top form and the werewolves didn't get yer.
Those werewolves are all fun an games at Christmas, but they don't half moult 👍😊
How do you keep your cool with those cyclists Toastie?
You a man of restraint, how do you do it? Buddhism perhaps? .....OMMMMMM!....🤗
Well thank you Monty, many might disagree with you but yes actually I'm calm on the inside. It's said that those who have been through great trauma are less likely to lose it.
I love the sound effects you put in
Thanks, it helps make things a bit deferent 😂
One of the best yet, wtf at the end.
Thank you so much 👍😊
Nyargh nyargh special box! 😂
Laughing all the way thanks Mr Beans excellent Commentary 👏👏🍻🏍️
Thanks Mark, glad you had a laugh 👍😊
"Hes got a flag and he made it himself" This made me piss myself
G'day Toastiy, fk me those bus Canyons looked scary nice driving 👍🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣. Wow you attacked so many Cupid Stunts today , did you notice the parachutes when you was West Minster bridge ?. Always look forwar to your vids ,very entertaining as usual 👍🏼. All the best form down under mate. 👍🏼👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
They were BA passengers fed up circling in the stack to land at Heathrow.
@@TheByard👍🏼 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hi Peter hope your all good down there 👍😊 Yes I knew about the hang gliders, but I didn't pay them in the end as when I booked them I specifically asked them to let off their red, blue and white smoke canisters as they came in. Two of them went off course into the Thames. Worst hang gliders I've ever used 🙄
@@BeansOnToast_YT , what numptys landing in the Thames bet the water tasted nice 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I liked your Wales trip ,oooo very scary well the Welsh are 😂😂😂😂. All good here weather starting to warm up . All the best form down under, stay away from those scooter riders (Cupid Stunts ).
@@petercalthorpe7966 Wow you saw the Welsh trip vid as well, that's good. It was so wet, and since I got back to London we've had buckets most days.
Slap on that oil, jandles and a thong and go and enjoy the beach 🤣🤣🤣
Missed you young sir.
Thank you 👍😊
Asbo-lutley brilliant, I fuhking hate cyclists!
Well done Toasty, yet another fantastic production, and still you've not caved into commercialism with adverts for bollocks shavers and massively overpriced supplement shakes.
Keep on keeping on brother.
"commercialism" I don't bother monetising most videos, which means I can swear more.😂 I do appreciate your comment, for me it is not ethical to try to push low value products on viewers, many of whom have stuck with me for years now. 🤗
well done toasty keep them in line they will try to take over. cheers mate.
Thanks for the support. I have ordered a rear tail gunner, should help 👍😊
Aha the other entrance was literally a few metres away 😂
That opening joke 😂😂
Why did that stopper stop and wait and then just go anyway 🤦♂️
Always love a bud canyon 😊
“Are you making a Tiktok” 😂
The moped riders would do my nut in, always trying to get in the way 🤦♂️
You deserve their special box, you’re way more important 🤘
Another entertaining video as always from you mate ☺️ hope you’re doing well 🤘
Thanks for taking the time to watch more of my tripe.
Wadda U mean joke 😳
I think the stopped stopper didn't stay stopped at the stop line because he was a fake stopper who was only paused to just pretend he was a stopper at a stop line before being a non stopper. 🤔
I do enjoy penetrating their special box 🤭
Glad you liked this one 👍😊
@@BeansOnToast_YT I always enjoy your videos fella 🤘
Another great vid beans keep up the good work 😮
Thanks for the support 👍😊 I actually had a Fazer once.
I bet you won't be telling you to go the other way around😂 that's how you have fun bean😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌💯
Thanks Henry, that's all we want, to have fun 👍😊
2:24 Paragliders over London?
Oh dam, and I missed them 😂
Cant believe im 9 mths behind on my Beans fix. Time for a catch up.
Whitehall is always a good place for a really good bus canyon!
Yeah them busses are always hanging round there just gagging for me to fill their slots 🤣
Handy to have a spotlight for finding house numbers at night.
Opps, just noticed wonderful YT deleted my last comment to you. I used the word 💣 in the comment, so now I guess YT are sending a swat team 😂
In a world gone mad, there's always Toastie and idiot delivery drivers. 😄
Thank you so much, and I thought I was the mad one 😂
I have seen somebody or other has proposed changes to the motor bike test structure. If they implemented it would cull a lot of the delivery CBT'ers. Um. Not literally.
I didn't know that, but I can't see it effecting food couriers too much as most seem to be moving to EV cycles.
@@BeansOnToast_YT Some of them can barely be bothered to sit and ride a scooter. Will they really want to peddle?
Good to have a wind-up video every know and them.
Yes I thought so, thank you 😂
Mate your stuff is fuking hysterical....make more...lots more !!!
Thanks, glad you got a laugh 👍😊
All those scooter drivers are on tinder trying to scam people catfishing and trying to sell you your car extended warranty
I knew they were up to no good 😂
Succulent and funny as ever Toastie those bike delivery lot seem like a right bunch of idiots
Thank you Boris glad you enjoyed it. 👍😊 With the scooter kids, it's like herding cats 🙄
Another great video, Beans. My blood boils seeing the cyclists. I don't know how you keep calm.
Hi Ron, and thank you 👍😊 I think the cyclists all know they're untouchable 🙄
@@BeansOnToast_YT it's the Lycra 🤷🏻♂️
Another good one Toastie. I've never seen so many cyclists and traffic light, I thought my own town was bad enough for traffic lights.
Thanks Jerry 👍😊
I could easily fill up whole videos with red light jumpers, in fact I probably have done. Road works have been on the increase, it all seem to start all over the UK during the lockdowns.
@@BeansOnToast_YT wonder how many have been hit by cars? Quite a few I should imagine.
@@jerrybootneck1736 Yes, I've also seen some of those big wooden planters taken out so often the locals councils have given up replacing them.
man everytime i see a video of london it's like cyberpunk without all the cool sh*t
It's got some cool stuff, we have a Greggs now 👍😊
@@BeansOnToast_YTdamn you've been missing out brother on those sexy chicken bakes or those sausage rolls ;)
The steak bakes should come with a warning, too addictive 😂
@@BeansOnToast_YT indeed just like their custard filled dohnuts
ngl toastie this is why I ride without a plate. That DPD guy would have lost his wing mirror.
Yes, good number of peeps opting for no plate these days. Yeah as I was leaving the club I was trying to connect up the blue tooth, thought I was out of the way, but then Mr Eclectic van coasted along 🤣
@@BeansOnToast_YT mate I don't see a point riding with one. Worst that can happen is £100 fine (no points) and ask you to have one fitted in 7 days (mail off proof to them i.e., a MOT station stamps the police slip).
@@thepurplecat5975 At this point they've become so desperate to get more of our money you gotta do what you gotta do to hang on to it.
Mr. Beans I just recently found your channel and have been laughing non stop!! Please stay politically incorrect! We need to keep making fun of the world, or else the world will just keep getting duller.
Thanks for the great comment 👍
😂😂😂the ending
👋😂
Dpd here in Northern Ireland they will park wherever they want even if its in a kids playground 🤣
Oh dead, van in a kids playground you say 😱
At 4:44 you could have asked him if he was checking it twice lol
Well that season has come around again 😂
Thank you Beans for another interesting video. Do the police ever stop cyclists for crossing on the red? It seems to me that they are an accident waaiting to happen. I do not know which group is worse the cyclists or the oil protesters. I always love the 'bus canyon' which shows your skills beautifully. Keep up the great work.
The cops are too busy protecting the chosen few. I think the white coat was taking the breakfast bap order. Well, someone has to.
Hi and thanks 👍😊 I did come across one lone copper in Regents Park one Sunday, he had to wait ages to catch a cyclist going through a red light. Of course with Regents Park all the cyclists there are going around and around so they all know each other and so were able to warn each other about the copper. 🤣
Wave a flag on your bike,so people follow you for Beans on toast, and you have to box clever on Londons roads.😂
No one can keep up with me on the bike (well that's in my dreams) 😂
Stay succulent Harry. 🎉
You too my friend, don't become a dried up old husk as that's basically curtains 🤣
noticed you never said fuck all about the mopeds infringement Beans at the advanced stop...~Trooper
Dressed as a clown or undercover Rupert … and no jumper sorry pullover …
Hi Doozer, hope you're moist 👍😊 I'd forgotten about Rupert, and his trousers were yellow I think, matched his scarf 😂
@@BeansOnToast_YT yeah, definitely a Rupert . Although - Rupert’s jacket with Brown, not Green …
@@doozerakapuckfutin Wonder whatever happened to Rupert, at his peak everyone knew his name 😉
2:33 - I see Paraglider sales have increased due to recent World events...
Don't worry they were put on the list 😂
Aboot time. Say i heard unelected people run countries nowadays, you may have a chance Lord Sir Beans Of New Londinium.
You should try cycling it’s fun 🤩
Beans Beans are good for ya heart .....?
Medical facts there Bill, thank you 👍😊
get a spanner on that mirror
Brilliant intro against a right knob head, and maybe they had the dinghy in the back of the van. It is clear that the man did not give a damn, that anything was easy, and probably drove down that road before, maybe on a daily basis and too lazy to look to see if there was another entrance whilst passing.
There should be a BBC programme on cyclists, the commentator, David Attenborough. "Jimmy, in the wild is coming to a crossing. Now lets see what Jimmy does, how he reacts to his environment. No, the crossing is not for him." I see at 5.50 another motorcyclist was going to push in front, very aggressive of them, kept looking at you, then backed off the cage fighter.
What is all this with food delivery drivers. People lost their legs? What the hell was that at 10.08? Cyclists are natural shit heads, do not give a damn about anyone and think that they own the entire road and pavement, and then they come past me, and I am shouting at them to come back and face me, as they almost broadside me and my dog.
If you had been hit by the bag head on the bike, the first thing to do is to check that there is any food on board, and if so, have something to eat, whilst the cyclist provides ketchup from some wound our other.
Thanks for watching Dougal 👍😊
With that van driver you would think he wanted to drive up to the front door if he had something heavy, but all he had to deliver was a small bag of those peanut packing chips in a small box. I know from experience they are made from very light air 😂
I think David Attenborough would be far too busy shilling the net zero hoax to do a cycling voice over.
Many of the food delivery cyclists are the same as the pedicab lot, they are here illegally, no insurance all sharing the same accommodation, bike and Deliveroo account.
@@BeansOnToast_YT In your job, as a delivery driver, you must begin to learn your route and what the surrounding are so as to know the easiest route and entrance to a premises. Unthinking people just act unthinking, moronic, just do what comes naturally, not what is best.
I can well believe illegals. I once found one in a company that I was contracted to sort out, and got shut of him, through the door he went.
The man who employed him came in the next day after I telephoned him to inform him that he was an illegal, and when the man came in he had done some searching and found that the illegal had signed to various agencies under five names.
I tell you a funny one. When I was in Hanley, Stoke-on-Trent, doing a contract, I came across at least five different families in one house, and this, in St.Mary's, was not unusual.
I trust you waved back? 👍
You star John, that was all the way to the end 👍😊 No I looked away quickly, as an efluencer like me cannot be caught waving to a scooter slug, it's social death 😳
@@BeansOnToast_YT I never cut a Toastie video short, those that do could be missing a gem.🛵
@@johnlong3214 "wow, thank you 👍
YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA. IM BACK
YeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 🥳🤣
How are you, keeping healthy I hope 👍
Yes mate thanks a;lmweel no problems just been very busy@@BeansOnToast_YT
All well I meant
I'm sure that DPD stands for something really offensive but I better watch out what I post having just got out of spewtube jail yet again.
I've noticed your speedo has a nasty smudge on it, you might want to get some Mr sheen and a cloth on that.
None of them parcel delivery guys last more than a year, he should have learnt how to lay bricks or sumfink 🤣
My number plate also has a nasty black smudge I just can't seem to shift 🤔
horrible riding.. do you blur your speed because you're going over the limit
Check out the last paragraph in this videos description, it's written especially for you. Now off you trot.
@@BeansOnToast_YT tell her I'll be there soon
My comment has been deleted. 🇬🇧😭😭😭
Do you know in the first few minutes of publishing this video I noticed the comment count was 3 yet I could only find 2 comments, nothing in the 'held for review' tab either
Sorry about this, I expect you know this deletion of comments by YT is par for the course these days It happens to me on others channels I comment on, and I never use swear words or post negativity, so it might just be a poorly trained AI.
The only thing I have filtered for review is any comments containing a hyperlink, that's it, no swear words are filtered by me.
@@BeansOnToast_YT it wasn't a swear word i know it's utube I'm shadow band so I'm in a stricter filter. 🇬🇧 😁👍
1st
Only because I allowed you. 🇬🇧😁
@@andrewdaley5480 your funny and thanks 🏴
Thanks 4 taking me out, and you always keep up succulent BT
@theoneforgaveme Awesome 🏅🥳
Bus canyon. 🚍🚍
Brilliant Toasty 👍.
Thank you, it's like a tradition 😂