British guy reviews USA Halloween Candy!
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Ok maybe this was a 1 star Halloween costume for a reason! I also review an 'ultimate' box of US Halloween candy. What is a tootsie roll? I am still not sure.
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"don't wanna put this 1 star blower in my mouth..." Exquisite choice of words there, Phil
After he blew his gun he said it was a lot happier TI see him- phil-
glad i'm not the only one who caught that lol
*blowing montage*
A heart? Omg thanks Phil💙
Hahahahah ffs I knew this would be the top comment omggggg
As a resident American, I do have to say that we do not get candy that large. It’s mostly mini sized candy bars/packets, unless u go to a rich persons house and they give the jumbo bars.
AMERICANS VOUCH
my grandfather was the house everyone stopped at twice because he let people choose from a huge variety of full-sized candy bars. halloweens were always spent there and us grandkids got to eat (and take home) as much of that candy from the candy bowl as we wanted 😅 it was the best.
As a fellow american, agreed. I've never gotten a jumbo bar unless I had to walk into a haunted house to get it lol.
@@skitebird Ur grandfather must have made everyones Halloween amazing!
My friend lived in one of those rich gated communities and I always went trick-or-treating with her because multiple houses gave out full-size candy bars.
"that is not a pleasurable experience in the slightest" has to be the most british sentence that phil has ever said i'm crying
How is that in any way a British sentence?
@@mattpace1026 Maybe bc he's phrasing it in a polite way?
@@TarunoNafs Politeness isn't exclusive to England.
Same though lol Something about using the words pleasurable and slightest sounds so much more British, at least compared to American English.
@@drake_diangelo I've heard plenty of Americans who speak like that.
"oh no it's marshmallows" is a sentence i never thought I would hear phil say
Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear tay
@@AxxLAfriku ,,,,wat
@@AxxLAfriku wha
Huh-?
@@_gremlinboy ignore that, this axel guy is always spamming the comment section on popular youtubers' videos to get attention.
Phil on the inflatable machine gun: “I’m not sure I want to put this in my mouth.”
Phil on super glue: “”I’m putting this down my throat.”
Love you, Phil! 😂
I was literally watching that video yesterday so I had the same thought lol
He probably learned that from the super glue incident 🤣
its the gluck gluck
Thinking about when Dan was dressed up as a squid…ahead of his time
squid gay
@@nemnyoom pLSSSSS HDDHDHYSYSUSJS
Can we please appreciate the fact that this video has subtitles *immediately* after being uploaded ? Phil, your deaf, hard of hearing and suffering from audio processing disorder audience surely appreciates this 💖
Yes!!!! Seconded by my CAPD ass
As a non-native English speaker, I agree!
Agreed! I have trouble understanding stuff without subs so I appreciate it a lot, this is why phil is my favorite youtuber
Us ADHD fans appreciate it too!
YESSS we really do!!!
the entire time i was just like “phil why have you got your ears on the outside of the hood”
Probably because that's as far as the hood reaches, lol
Phil: *gets close to finishing the review only 3 minutes in*
Me: what bonus content are we getting then? 🥰
Phil calling tootsie rolls refined has made me completely distrust his palette
Haha Ik it’s literally the cheapest candy u can get at an arcade
@@derekyazan3013 It may be cheap but it's pretty good. Or at least that's how I remember it, haven't had one since 2019 when I last visited the US
he already dislikes cheese 🚩🚩🚩
@@breezv to be fair, cheese is gross
The fruit flavored ones are much better. I love the Lime flavored ones
phil: "im such a stereotypical gay! i love myself...."
me: what gays doesnt have self steem issues
phil: ".... a piña colada"
me: oh that makes sense
dont***
Vos no sos la que apareció varias veces cuando hacían los shows en stereo???
@@thatladdyp4233 jjajajaja creo que si?? o sea soy la chica de peru/lationamerica con el perro!!
I can confirm what you say is true. Piña coladas are 👌
@@escandalu siii te recuerdo xq habías dicho que eras de Peru y me quede como 🥺 alguien más de Sudamérica que suerte ya no estoy sola jsjsaj
My Nana was a MASTER at rolling and twisting Tootsie Rolls to look _exactly_ like a dog poo, I'll never forget one time when I was about five and she made me one and my mom saw it squishing in my warm little hand and freaked out on me. Meanwhile, Nana was howling with evil laughter in her rocking chair, and Mom made me cry before apologizing profusely once she realized what it really was. I miss my Nana every day, but things like this I'll have with me forever. Sneaky lady!😂😂😂💕💩
You’d think she would notice the smell. Lmao
evil genius 😂😂
Your Nana's the freaking best!
My grandma actually did hand me poop when I was 8 :) she thought it was a cool piece of a tree branch and handed it to me to throw in the river, and my dad walked up and went "...that's raccoon sh*t". She screamed and smacked it out of my hand and it crumbled. We all started laughing at that point tho
hahahaha that's incredible@@13LondonCalling
that costume… you literally look like you’re administering tests at a covid testing center
It took me years to realize Tootsie rolls were supposed to resemble chocolate. They're a staple at 4th of July because chocolate melts, Halloween you see them sometimes but they really don't hold up when actual chocolate is an option. They make fruit-flavored ones with the same texture though and those are pretty good.
there's a vanilla one i find occasionally and its the best!
@@ambermc103 YES the vanilla tootsie rolls are so good!! I hardly ever find them anymore though
@@ambermc103 Vanilla is the best by a mile
They were selling whole bags of the vanilla and other fruit flavored ones at a Target near me! I've never seen them in stores growing up, only on Halloween
I love the flavored tootsie rolls
me: mom can we get squidgame?
mom: we have squidgame at home
squidgame at home:
😭😂
“I doubt this is gonna tickle my… grapes”
I love how Phil always says the most unexpected things in each video.
I have been nostalgic lately and watched a lot of Dan and Phil halloween gaming, you really should do more. They will never not make me laugh❤️ Love you Phil, you are a gift to humanity🙏
Merry Halloween 👁️👄👁️
Spooky Christmas ❄👀
You know it’s going to be good when you start off with “HAPPY WEEN” right off the bat 😌😂
This made me realize that Squid Game costumes are probably going to be in Spirit Halloween shops next year since the show is so popular tbh
halloween costumes from spirit halloween are so bad 😬
@@sarahramsey289 Exactly, that's why this costume reminded me of Spirit Halloween 😂
@@inelegantartist8342 yass 🤣
@@sarahramsey289 really? The stranger things costume I got from there years back was super nice
@@sarahramsey289 the original concept ones are great, I saw a scarecrow one that was comparable to the stuff you'd see on Etsy
haven’t watched yet but i know i’m gonna enjoy it. you truly never miss!
Mood
I would like to see a new version of the “nipply” Squid Game.
Second this
Phil: *chomps right down on the Now & Later*
Me: OH PHIL OH BUDDY YOU’RE GONNA BREAK A TOOTH
Right? I was so worried!
Most houses don't give out full size candy sadly, though my dad was notorious in our neighborhood for handing out full size bars and letting kids pick what they wanted
we always made brownies and stuff with the leftovers
Brownies with candybar in them sound amazing
@@averynerdybookworm972 my favorite we ever made was blondies with snickers in them, unbelievable fresh out of the oven
@@uncreativelex omg that sounds heavenly i will have to try that
@@uncreativelex woww the kids must really love coming to your place
It looks more like an among us crewmate than squidgame henchman
After seeing Phil's reaction to tootsie rolls I am convinced that all of us Americans are just Stockholm-syndromed into thinking that we like them
Phil should try Mexican candy. As a brit he would be so confused
i was kinda having a mental breakdown and feeling bad about myself in this exact moment, so this video came just at the right time. thank you phil for being a source of serotonin
@Sarah Sings that's so sweet, thank you 🥺 i hope you have a good day too
@@chasedbyvvolves9256 what is wrong with you?
i'm sorry about that, hope you'll feel better soon ❤
Hi. Same! Hope you are better now.... :-)
"twizzlers taste like plastic, it's not that great."
no, I agree completely
Twizzlers do taste like plastic, but like… delicious plastic? Also Tootsie Rolls are some sort of pseduo-chocolate that tastes like a chemical but somehow I can’t stop eating them if I have them in front of me
love how the flowers in the background match your shirt also love how you've been wearing a lot of pastel lately!!
To understand the texture of actual candy corn, imagine eating a crayon
Yeah
But a delicious crayon
Also it’s slightly chalky instead of just waxy
When Phil was so excited about the Reeses, (around 8:30), I love how I immediately knew that he'd give it a 6 out of 5. Lol.
You couldn't write intentionally as many dirty jokes as Phil accidentally just says in each video with innocent intentions, fantastic
"If you put that in my basket in Halloween, I would marry you"
I'm buying the whole stock of Reese's sticks, don't look at me.
never thought i'd see the phrase "blowing time lapse" in an amazing phil video
Proof that Phil is too nice: giving 1 1/2 stars to that monstrosity
Did you know tootsie rolls mix in a little of the previous batch into each batch, so we each conceivably eat a little bit of the original batch from 1907?
I love Phil's reaction to the Tootsie Roll. As an American I never realized how odd they are!
I never thought of tootsie rolls as chocolates, more like soft chocolate-flavored candy, that way they're actually pretty enjoyable
product review: 1 star
phil: yes i want that one
“i doubt this is gonna tickle my… grapes”
phil please stOp…
Most popular Halloween candy (as written by an American in the Midwest): Reeses pumpkins/bats, Skittles, Starburst, Nerds, Snickers
Honorable mentions: M&M's, Milky Way, Twix, Milk Duds, Dots, Kit Kats
For future reference. 🎃
Phil:" i hope your pumpkin is nice and ...hm juicy "
You got me laughing right of the start lol
as an American who loves Halloween, when I was a child I would have been *so* upset if my Halloween "candy" haul including pretty much any of those
Anyone remember when the title was “I ordered a 1 STAR Rated Squid Game Halloween Costume”?
starting strong with "hope your pumpkins are... juicy" phil xD
Phil: "I give tootsie rolls a 1."
Me, sitting next to my family pack of tootsie roll minis, unwrapping five at a time and guzzling them like a fiend: "You take that back, sir."
Did he change the video as well as the thumbnail? Am I going mad?
"I'm such a stereotypical gay, I love myself" AS YOU SHOULD, PHIL! As you should. Happy halloween! :D
The full sentence was, "I'm such a stereotypical gay, I love myself a piña colada."
the final game in squid game should’ve been getting into that suit without cutting off your blood circulation
Instead of my piles of homework I've spent the last two days sewing my Halloween costume and it was worth it
Same, literally sewing rn lmao
@@j_fenrir What are you going as?
@@elliedereyna5014 im being a medieval knight, because swords
@@elliedereyna5014 wbu?
@@j_fenrir That sounds cool! I'm going as a siren - the story being that sirens are the drowned spirits of women thrown overboard due to superstition
I remember once when I went trick or treating I got some pretty cool stuff, one house was giving out popcorn. Another was giving out caprisun's (juice pouches) and then another house was giving out little toys and stuff and that was great. And I also love seeing all the decorated houses because some go all out Halloween.
The innuendo density of the first 10 seconds.
i’ll tell my friends this video has a “blowing montage” i’m sure they’ll watch it for the right reasons
"1 star blower"
if grindr had a rating system
Phil looks so good in purple.
And tootsie rolls are not sophisticated lol
“It’s a lot happier to see me” PHILLL
Imagine Phil being a guard LOL 😆 He would yelp everytime he has to shoot someone LELZ
If Phil just sat and reviewed candy for an hour I'd be down
phil thank you so much for the subtitles, that means a lot for some of us. one of the reasons why you are my favorite person here!
Phil you’ve posted this after I realized this morning I probably got scammed buying a squid game costume 😭😭😭
No one in this world has ever called Tootsie Rolls sophisticated before😂
They are so cheap! They are always leftover on the streets/sidewalks after parades.
The only tootsie rolls I moderately enjoy are the vanilla ones that come in the variety packs of flavored ones. With the orange and lemon and lime and cherry. Even the fruit flavored ones are bad, the vanilla is the only decent one to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I can’t imagine Phil as one of those guys 💀 he’s too nice
it's always a good day when phil tries random Internet costumes on
at the end of the video phil looks like kakashi, or is that just me?
phil plEASE PUT IT OVER YOUR EARS the hoodie only showing your ears is frustrating me
that’s not squid game that’s octopus activities
milka is the best chocolate bar. fight me.
a nippley squid game seems very interesting… idk if i want to imagine it too much though
Omg. I had to pause to laugh when you put the forehead mask on. What IS this?! 😂
The new thumbnail and title threw me off
Phil if you want to have a good ween in the UK, I recommend doing scare mazes if you are brave enough! Most are at theme parks or farms :)
Wait... red licorice isn't the same everywhere? I've been living it up eating Aussie red licorice all this time and never known??
Also love Phil being reluctant to blow up the machine gun but put the face masks (that were just loose in the packaging it seems?) over his mouth with no qualms.
I hope you had a Happy Halloween!!
Phil looks so cute in his oversized shirt 🥺
We don't celebrate Halloween in Brazil and it has always been a dream of mine to trick or treat... I plan on going to the USA one day and finding a random kid just so I can trick or treat with them one day.
This makes me miss your anime cosplay videos! Just watching Philly boi play dress up ✨
damn I was really hoping for the return of halloween baking
Yess the monthly-or-whatever-it-is video! Less goOo
honestly saying a twinkie tastes like an american breakfast is a pretty good comparison considering it's literally a condensed pancake
i have never been this early and i've been watching your content since like 2012... at the very least, it's been a hot minute since i have lmao
i’m more scared of this that i am the actual show
I still haven’t recovered from episode 6 Phil
I took a break after that episode and still haven't watched the rest 😥
@@YunaYokai you have to watch the rest tho it gets INSANE
i feel like you need to try some german candy, you'd probably be obsessed!
i didn’t think i would ever read the words “blowing timelapse” on an amazingphil video but here we are
“Don’t really wanna put a 1 star blower in my mouth” alright Phil
*sees title*
me: of course you did phil
Tootsie rolls are for sure not sophisticated lol, they’re the shit candy you’re handed at a kid’s birthday party because it’s cheap (they also are often in piñatas)
wasn’t expecting this omg
No fair!
I've seen so many people try Hershey's, and they love it. Yet, when I try Hershey's, it tastes like vomit! It was absolutely disgusting!
What gives?!
omg imagine how fast junho/the cop would have gotten busted if this was his outfit
everyone keeps insisting on the suits being pink and I feel like I'm going insane. THEY'RE RED!!!!! THEY LOOK RED TO ME!!!!
It's funny how phil's sugar rush progressively increases throughout this video ahahaha
Phil: Oh tootsie roll is it chocolate?
Me: NO NO TOOTIES ROLLS ALREADY SUCK BUT ESPECIALLY IF YOU THINK THEY ARE CHOCOLATE- it’s like a taffy thing.
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That outfit is a Squid SHAME
the pain i'm feeling when Phil fits that "costume" is immeasurable. like wearing wet sleeves and scratching a chalkboard with fingers
I don’t know anyone who isn’t American who likes Hershey’s… the milk they use contains butyric acid, which stabilises the milk to prevent fermentation. This acid, which is also produced in your stomach, gives Hershey’s its ‘tangy’ aftertaste, which European chocolate consumers correctly identify as ‘vomit flavour’.
I’d literally forgotten that Halloween is around the corner: that’s how low key it is in the UK! 😂x