This reminds me of when the brilliant sir William of the Aftonian heritage said his most genius scripture. “Indeed, I do always return to this establishment.”
“Pardon my interruption, but I believe that infant the glorious gnashing occurred in nineteen eighty seven. I don’t mean to disregard your wonderful speculation though as even I was quite stumped for a good moment.”
@@charliekatchat6488 I believe this is a joke but if it isn’t then, then the original joke is markiplier’s words when he says is that the bite of 87’ but the canonical time for the bite of the crying child is 83’ but I’m sure your just making a joke
0:43 As many have guessed, this is indeed the musical interlude that plays when your lanterns are extinguished in the first entry in the iconic fear-inducing stageplay series, Five Sequential Evenings at Sir Frederick Fitsgerald Fazbearington's Abode. Keep Thy Lantern Lit!
Sir. Haven't you thought of reigniting your lantern when tis extinguished? If you're a proper resident of thy "region above Northern France known as thy British Isles." You'll always either keep your trusty tourist stabber, and a little too much matches in your perfectly safe matchbox. Can't you just reignite thy lantern?
I dare say good sir, that this quote has had me cracked up chuckling for hours now. I dare say, this may even be the funniest string of words I have read on this fine website today.
@@General_Hurricaneyou are quite welcome, sir/madam. You’ll have to pardon me there, for your profile picture is rather confusing to gender. I do hope that you’re alright with this silly incident
It is not purple guy, he goes by many names such as.. Sir William Aftingston of Liverpool The Lavender Lad The Magenta Gentleman The Plum Person The Mauve Man And many more (Edit: One last name, The Indigo Individual.) (New edit: Yall coming up with some crazy names)
As a Brit myself, I can confirm Scott made a separate version which contains exactly what you see in the video. The only difference is that instead of '12-6am' it is 'Tea Time- Breaky'.
“ I must inform you that the mechanical humanoid animal characters do tend to get up to mischievous acts of tomfoolery not long after tea-time, but do I, the chap on the tele, blame them for their silly behaviour?Of course not sir! If I, the chap on the tele, were to musically perform for the youth of our generation for a lil’ more than 20 dandy years or so, and I never had been cleaned and as smooth as a baby’s bottom, I, the chap on the tele, would most likely wish to get up past tea time to perform said mischievous acts of tomfoolery too. “
i have read all that and the for the people that cant read a book the easy version is "“ I must inform you that the mechanical humanoid animal characters do tend to get up to mischievous acts of tomfoolery not long after tea-time, but do I, the chap on the tele, blame them for their silly behaviour? Of course not sir! If I, the chap on the tele, were to musically perform for the youth of our generation for a lil’ more than 20 dandy years or so, and I never had been cleaned and as smooth as a baby’s bottom, I, the chap on the tele, would most likely wish to get up past tea time to perform said mischievous acts of tomfoolery too. “" ok but did you actually think i would make it easier of course not lad i the random stanger have read books with more words than this
The animal-resembling automatons often tend to and most likely shall become quite rambunctious rapscallions within very late and early hours of the day.
We're jolly well waiting every bloomin' night, eagerly awaiting to finally saunter about and extend an invitation to the newcomers to have a go with us. For many years, we've been terribly alone, forced to stay as still as a statue and play the same old tunes we've known since time immemorial. Ever since that dreadful day, a right impostor swiped our existence away
Ah, greetings, brave soul! Welcome to Sir Chortleton’s Cheery Chortle-fest of Five Nights and Frivolity! Now, don’t be a damp squib, I hear you’ve ventured into the realm of animatronic antics and haunted hilarity. Quite the spectacle, isn’t it? Those mechanical chaps have a knack for throwing a bit of a ruckus in the dead of night! But worry not, a cup of chamomile and a pinch of pluck will see you through. Keep your wits about you, and don’t let the jolly old Freddy and his troupe of whimsical miscreants give you the heebie-jeebies! Cheer up, old bean, and remember-when in doubt, laugh like a loon and tip your hat to the creepy crawlies! Toodle-oo, and may the night be ever so jolly!"
'tis would be your last teatime Fredric Fazbuford! I will pull out my flintlock, thy latest design of weaponry and when dawn appears, you will be in a great state of disfunction!
Fredrick Fazbuford Baxter Buckinham Clarabella Fowlton of England Farley Farfox III Are fine gentlemen and gentlelady. Hope they find Tea Time as the Best Time.
american: the animatronics here do get a bit quirky at night british: the strapped in robotics at this location do a bit of tomfoolery at the time of sleep
The residential animal automaton of this spiffing establishment of ours may partake in mischievous and peculiar activities once left to their own devices past closing hours. However I say we shouldn't judge these jolly' good chaps for their paranormal private endeavors. Yes indeed I stand by my claim, for whomst would live'th a life of comedy and tragedy on a lonely stage, singing but a few songs every day, and have their wits about? I to would be quite livid by night in such a sorrowful position as sir Fredrich.
as somebody who is a citizen of thy Great Britain, I must indubitably say that thy "Fredrick Fazbuford" is quite rambunctious, dare i say, the most peculiar character in thy Fazbuford Band.
“Oh great heavens! It appears to me that williamth aftenothith the 3rd has dissembled the springlith bonnieth suit and is now ready to preform some tomfoolery! Oh dear we should have acknowledged that the Tea Time was a trick!”
Roxy: I do say, your performance was stupendous on this very evening. How kind of you. Your hair is mighty extravagant. Your tail is mighty extravagant. Everyone’s attention was on you. Everyone cherishes your beauty. Everyone desires to see themselves as you. You are the most tremendous. My sincerest thanks. I am the most tremendous. I am the most tremendous. Your followers are observing what you are doing at this moment. I’m very aware. How was that?
oh goodness! * sipping * another one! * sipping * it must be my lucky day! * sipping * look at how much tea there is! * sipping * this is my best day! * goofy ahh loony toons cage falling sound effect * *OH GREAT HEAVENS*
“ Hey chap, you perhaps have forgotten Golden Fredrick of the UK , I would also like to complain that- WHAT IS IT MOTHER? TEA TIME ? OH OK. Alright chaps, I must flee
Hey there, would you mind posting credit in the description and a pinned comment as this is my video? Thanks!
No problem! I just gave you credit and pinned the comment
@@Zat33r thank you!
@@RandomStuffGaming hiii
@@RandomStuffGaming you’re welcome!
@@Zat33r i wish more it's would do this they just dont care enough to give credit
The fine animal suited robotics shall act a bit odd at teatime
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They once were able to trot along but soon came the crunch of 1987
@@ajyt2165Oh Heavans how does the body survive without the frontal location of the brain
Fredbear during the bite: oh spring Bonnie look these furries are sacrificing a child to me
@@refrigeratedfilms what?
This reminds me of when the brilliant sir William of the Aftonian heritage said his most genius scripture. “Indeed, I do always return to this establishment.”
I always come back for tea time
I unceasingly shalt return
By Jove, is that the the Indigo chevalier?
@@Gigachad-lc2ou unfortunately yes Sir Gigchad the fourth goodness graceness he murder kids and drink tea in wrong way
Great Heavens! The almighty William Affleton the III will forever more come back to this founding!
"Your accent still sucks Freddy!"
-How to make FNAF 4 Not Scary.
Don’t be rude to Fredrick Fazbuford
Oh where are my manners, apologies sir. Jolly good night to you.
@@RDGamer321 I shall say the same
@@Zat33rwatsup broskie
@@DogeSFS nuthing much brah
Freddy Fazbear:❌
Frederick Fitsgerald Fazbrarington:✅
I sure do agree, good sir
Exquisite
Jolly good
not my last name being Fitzgerald💀💀
Had a seizure reading that name
"Could that be the Humongous Chomp of the year 1983'?"
“Well I never, I do believe that was, indeed the Mighty Fierce Crunch of ‘83!”
“Pardon my interruption, but I believe that infant the glorious gnashing occurred in nineteen eighty seven. I don’t mean to disregard your wonderful speculation though as even I was quite stumped for a good moment.”
@@charliekatchat6488 I believe this is a joke but if it isn’t then, then the original joke is markiplier’s words when he says is that the bite of 87’ but the canonical time for the bite of the crying child is 83’ but I’m sure your just making a joke
@@charliekatchat6488sorry my good sire but that was actually the quaint nibble of 1987
It was quite a scene it made! What monstrosity could do such a thing?
considering the aftons are british this is actually accurate
So in Britain FNAF, would the Aftons be American?
@@tamsuemomwife omg i never thought of that 😧😧😧
@@tamsuemomwife so hed shoot the kids not stab them right
It makes so much more Sense now that William stabs the kids and doesn't shoot them 😂
@@medias_res William is a professional Roadman 😭
0:43 As many have guessed, this is indeed the musical interlude that plays when your lanterns are extinguished in the first entry in the iconic fear-inducing stageplay series, Five Sequential Evenings at Sir Frederick Fitsgerald Fazbearington's Abode. Keep Thy Lantern Lit!
Sir. Haven't you thought of reigniting your lantern when tis extinguished? If you're a proper resident of thy "region above Northern France known as thy British Isles." You'll always either keep your trusty tourist stabber, and a little too much matches in your perfectly safe matchbox. Can't you just reignite thy lantern?
Oh, great heavens!
The refined titanium automatons do get a bit idiosyncratic at gloomy dark hours
This had me flabbergasted
Lol
Ones quote has left me fully discombobulated beyond the kings reasoning☕
LOL..!?
I dare say good sir, that this quote has had me cracked up chuckling for hours now. I dare say, this may even be the funniest string of words I have read on this fine website today.
FNaF If William afton didn’t move his bristish butt to Utah
I believe you mean to say his British “bum” to Utah, fine gentleman. If you need to be more polite, then interchange “bum” with “bottom”.
@@SuperMarioWowza67 ah, yes, my mistake good sir. Thank you, and Cheerio
@@General_Hurricaneyou are quite welcome, sir/madam. You’ll have to pardon me there, for your profile picture is rather confusing to gender. I do hope that you’re alright with this silly incident
i was about to say that lmao
@@SuperMarioWowza67what two cheerful gentlemen I must say you two seem like quite the young chaps indeed have a fine evening gentlemen
It is not purple guy, he goes by many names such as..
Sir William Aftingston of Liverpool
The Lavender Lad
The Magenta Gentleman
The Plum Person
The Mauve Man
And many more
(Edit: One last name, The Indigo Individual.)
(New edit: Yall coming up with some crazy names)
Magentleman
Let us not forget: Spiral Ambush
@@SheetGhostWithBones amazing
The Violet Vandal
Aubergine man, kiddie strangler, and Dave, from the books.
As a Brit myself, I can confirm Scott made a separate version which contains exactly what you see in the video. The only difference is that instead of '12-6am' it is 'Tea Time- Breaky'.
Isn't "tele" a term more often used for TV's? Though, I guess it would make sense to also use it for phones because of the shared prefix
@@smartalecl4it's also short for telegram which makes sense
The difference being Tele is short for telephone, hence, tele, but telly is short for television, and also it's usually brekky, not breaky
He probably gave it to dawko in order to test it
Bit odd innit bruv
Indeed my good sir
They do partake in a bit of tomfoolery innit?
@@Blutoof_you’re quite right there, good sir
My golly! You're right
“that’s what we call a «difficulty tweak»”
“ I must inform you that the mechanical humanoid animal characters do tend to get up to mischievous acts of tomfoolery not long after tea-time, but do I, the chap on the tele, blame them for their silly behaviour?Of course not sir! If I, the chap on the tele, were to musically perform for the youth of our generation for a lil’ more than 20 dandy years or so, and I never had been cleaned and as smooth as a baby’s bottom, I, the chap on the tele, would most likely wish to get up past tea time to perform said mischievous acts of tomfoolery too. “
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I ain’t reading all that
@@AGoodUsernameWithoutNumbers I’ve seen longer, this is nothing.
i have read all that and the for the people that cant read a book the easy version is
"“ I must inform you that the mechanical humanoid animal characters do tend to get up to mischievous acts of tomfoolery not long after tea-time, but do I, the chap on the tele, blame them for their silly behaviour? Of course not sir! If I, the chap on the tele, were to musically perform for the youth of our generation for a lil’ more than 20 dandy years or so, and I never had been cleaned and as smooth as a baby’s bottom, I, the chap on the tele, would most likely wish to get up past tea time to perform said mischievous acts of tomfoolery too. “" ok but did you actually think i would make it easier of course not lad i the random stanger have read books with more words than this
@@gamerperson_epik cool
“Terribly sorry young lad I know I promised tea but it appears circumstances force me to bump you off most regrettable indeed” William
“I do have a tendency to return ol chap”
As a British myself, I can concur that this is glorious
Sips tea
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If William had full ownership over Freddy's.
Sir Willaim, father of Afton: "I shall always return on this green and blue Earth, without ceasing to live"
Farley Farfox III had quite the exquisite taste in his style of dressing for the occasion of tea time 🪑
"By the queen! could that have been the malicious nibble of the year 1983? Preposterous!!"
0:45 Baxter Buckinham‚ my favorite.
As a british person, this is completely accurate
Naw it isnae :/
The animal-resembling automatons often tend to and most likely shall become quite rambunctious rapscallions within very late and early hours of the day.
Everything down to the car was top-of-the-line perfect bruv
DID YOU JUST SAY “THE MAGENTA GENTLEMAN”???
*insert DSaF flashbacks, then fnaf flashbacks*
We're jolly well waiting every bloomin' night, eagerly awaiting to finally saunter about and extend an invitation to the newcomers to have a go with us. For many years, we've been terribly alone, forced to stay as still as a statue and play the same old tunes we've known since time immemorial. Ever since that dreadful day, a right impostor swiped our existence away
This needs to be on Dawkos meme Review
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You’re quite right, I do agree
frfr that was what I was thinking!
@@RatKingLiam preposterous! Language lad
@@davidlavado00david67 Oi mate oi have to agree with ya on this one mate
I really want to see a full video of the whole night of this
We would all enjoy that
@@Zat33r I would watch it from tea time all the way to brekkie!
"Michael, do not abandon me at this location that i hate !"
Am i seeing things or am i seeing a Boris The wolf poster in the darkness at 00:05
No you are not seeing things
@@juussivePalate okay cool
@@Jackerburkerno thats boris
That’s Boris, all right.
(You aren’t seeing things.)
Who’s that the sb737 boris
"THE MAGENTA GENTLEMAN" LMAO I CAN'T
The Bite of 87 must’ve been very awkward considering British teeth
Great Scott! It also appears that Freddrich Fredbearington the 1st is caped in gold and is declaring his presense to me
Ah, greetings, brave soul! Welcome to Sir Chortleton’s Cheery Chortle-fest of Five Nights and Frivolity! Now, don’t be a damp squib, I hear you’ve ventured into the realm of animatronic antics and haunted hilarity. Quite the spectacle, isn’t it? Those mechanical chaps have a knack for throwing a bit of a ruckus in the dead of night! But worry not, a cup of chamomile and a pinch of pluck will see you through. Keep your wits about you, and don’t let the jolly old Freddy and his troupe of whimsical miscreants give you the heebie-jeebies! Cheer up, old bean, and remember-when in doubt, laugh like a loon and tip your hat to the creepy crawlies! Toodle-oo, and may the night be ever so jolly!"
Brooo this is an under rated comment!
Omg, why isn't it the most liked com? It's bri'ish indeed! Haha
@@chotea FR
as a British person, i can confirm this to be accurate.
THE ONAF MUSIC 😭😭😭
I just noticed that
“I will return indefinitely” - Williamson Afton
This form of humor is most humorous!
Making jabs at thy old culture of englend is truly marvelous!
The music being from flumpty's makes this 10x better.
as a wondertastic-fabulous-enduring Brit, I can confirm this is deliciously true! Now tooda-loo! It’s tea time 🗿
bit odd innit bruv
tooda-loo 😭
'tis would be your last teatime Fredric Fazbuford! I will pull out my flintlock, thy latest design of weaponry and when dawn appears, you will be in a great state of disfunction!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Oh great heavens!”
Bet there's people out there who actually think British people talk like this 💀💀💀
I live with people who talk like this
Wdym "think" 🙄
As someone who's friends with a Brit, I can verify this is exactly what they sound like.
as a british person, i can confirm this is one of our fnaf copies.
You mean....
*The Magentleman*
As a british person, i can confirm this is how we play the game
"Well... I mus'nt ignore thee tele."
“Ello! T’is I, the chap on the tele.”
"Welcome to Fredrick Fazbuford's Tea & Crumpets!"
"Thine automatons tend to get a tad rambunctious past supper time."
Fredrick Fazbuford
Baxter Buckinham
Clarabella Fowlton of England
Farley Farfox III
Are fine gentlemen and gentlelady. Hope they find Tea Time as the Best Time.
Who doesn’t? ☕️
"Magenta Gentleman" got me 💀💀
You can't forget about Montgomery Gato- wait his name doesn't even have to be changed.
@@Zombie14193 The Chap behind the Proper Bloody Murder?
@@yehwat527the gent behind the felonies
Now I want Henry's fnaf 6 speech but british
american: the animatronics here do get a bit quirky at night
british: the strapped in robotics at this location do a bit of tomfoolery at the time of sleep
The residential animal automaton of this spiffing establishment of ours may partake in mischievous and peculiar activities once left to their own devices past closing hours. However I say we shouldn't judge these jolly' good chaps for their paranormal private endeavors. Yes indeed I stand by my claim, for whomst would live'th a life of comedy and tragedy on a lonely stage, singing but a few songs every day, and have their wits about? I to would be quite livid by night in such a sorrowful position as sir Fredrich.
as a British person I can confirm this is how we act
My, this moving picture show is quite stimulating indeed
British people: 😀
Other religion people : 💀
as somebody who is a citizen of thy Great Britain, I must indubitably say that thy "Fredrick Fazbuford" is quite rambunctious, dare i say, the most peculiar character in thy Fazbuford Band.
0:40 for once i hear this with out the dutch national anthem before hand
Formula 1 reference? Tu tu du du Max Verstappen? Wilhelmus? Racing?
these mechanically powered creations of metal might tend to get ever so slightly rambunctious past 12 o clock PM
My goodness, It’s been quite a while,
Since last I’ve seen my wee lad
Lost to that wanker,
The chap behind the slaughter
"I invariably return without fail"
- Wilhelm springton III
EthGoesBOOM Toy Freddy be like:
Oh i remember that channel
it would have been 10x funnier if he just said "is that foxy" when foxy appeared
"The Magenta Gentleman" 💀
I love how its legit just the one night at flumpty's 2 music
as a British man, I can confirm this is how we talk
“Oh great heavens! It appears to me that williamth aftenothith the 3rd has dissembled the springlith bonnieth suit and is now ready to preform some tomfoolery! Oh dear we should have acknowledged that the Tea Time was a trick!”
Oh great heavens! Did I just witness the might fierce munch that happened occured during the year of 1987?
My word! Was that the mischievous crunch of the year 1987?
COULD THAT HAVE BEEN THE MIGHTY MASTICATION TAKING PLACE IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 1983??
The suited skin machines may get a-bit odd past supper time quite innit bruv
Frederick: "Oi, mate, fancy a cuppa tea?" then Frederick pours steaming hot tea on the night chap
As a British Person and a FNAF Fan and lore enthusiast, this video is in fact very accurate
Fredrick fazbufords 2, featuring the graceful and musical marionette and the insufferable fine young lad with an inflatable rubber balloon.
I like how the British version makes this more funny and less scary
I do believe i witnessed a gilded form of fredrick himself one fateful night, he mysteriously dissappeared as hastily as he arrived.
We can only assume Perplex Man was the mastermind behind the mass violence...
i love how they're using onaf 2 soundtrack
This is funny to Americans, but to British people, this is terrifying, but as an American with a side of my family from England, this is scary
"I was the first to witness the murdering of my fellow companions, I have seen all that had ocurred during such act."
-Clarabella Fowlton of England
I'm about to call the purple guy the magenta Gentlemen it just sounds better
Being British myself, I concur with this video. Quite spiffing, I must say.
Spiffy indeed
Five Nights At Freddy's:
US Version: *Killings, Ghosts and Springtrap*
UK Version:
"The plum figure, Lavender Chap, Magenta Gentleman?" Made me die laughing🤣
Bros speaking in cursive 💀💀💀
However that was only a hypothesis A GAME HYPOTHESIS
The lavender chap got me
A Monty python skit when it isn’t a Monty python skit
Roxy: I do say, your performance was stupendous on this very evening. How kind of you. Your hair is mighty extravagant. Your tail is mighty extravagant. Everyone’s attention was on you. Everyone cherishes your beauty. Everyone desires to see themselves as you. You are the most tremendous.
My sincerest thanks. I am the most tremendous. I am the most tremendous. Your followers are observing what you are doing at this moment. I’m very aware.
How was that?
By golly jee could that have been the might fierce chomp of the year 1783?
Deleted FNAF movie scene??
Dawko Reaction: I'M BRITISH
oh goodness! * sipping * another one! * sipping * it must be my lucky day! * sipping * look at how much tea there is! * sipping * this is my best day! * goofy ahh loony toons cage falling sound effect * *OH GREAT HEAVENS*
my great heavens!
Thy shalt not defeat me in thee comfort of thy suit!!
AHHHHHHH this predicament shalt not be good
(springlock failure in british)
The lavender lad doth always claim, “I shall always return from the plane of the dead!”
"Good heavans! Was that the delectible nibble of the year of our lord ninteen hundred and eighty three?" -Five nights at Frederick's
The scariest Fnaf fan game
The magenta gentalmans son, Automotone Arsonist, is the fine chap in the film.
"Lavender chap" and "magenta gentleman" got me 😂😂
BY KOVE that was certainly a horrifying spectacle i have veiwed
As a british person, I confirm the animatronics were very kind and we all had tea in tbe dining room
78th bottle of water
I wanna live 10 years in England to speak fluently like this
“ Hey chap, you perhaps have forgotten Golden Fredrick of the UK , I would also like to complain that- WHAT IS IT MOTHER? TEA TIME ? OH OK. Alright chaps, I must flee