Carmen Lynch QUEEF WEEK - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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This special is self-produced, and Carmen paid for it herself, so your support is greatly appreciated.
Directed by Jason Katz @2buffoons
Thanks to Mark Normand for uploading it here! And thanks for watching!
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Carmen
Carmen Lynch jokes about the topics she couldn’t discuss on her many late-night TV appearances, including minorities, body size, religion, mental health, and a few disorders she “might have.” She taped this at one of the best comedy clubs in the world, The Comedy Cellar’s Village Underground. Thanks for reading this, and don’t forget to share!
This special is self-produced, and Carmen paid for it herself, so your support is greatly appreciated. VENMO $: @carmencomedian
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Comedy!
Carmen and Mark on a podcast would sound like something from the 1940s or something
Imagine adding Joe list to that 😂
How nice of Mark. I love it when comics gas each other up 🔥
Mark farts, Carmen Queefs, it is all making sense now.
Mark Normand?
It is nice but it's not about him
@@porfirioErodriguezKevin Hart.
@@Heywoodjablowme420❄️😢 oh no somebody acknowledged the man’s channel on which this special has been launched. Quickly we must alert the equity police for stealing female clout ! 😅
SO GOOD! Thank you for posting this killer comic, Mark! Carmen Lynch is a monster. Great special!!
I refuse to watch this. Are women handicapped? Mark, mind your own business and let her upload this on her own YT channel. Let comedy be meritocratic and not oligarchical. Booooooo 👎
comedy!
So funny. Its like seeing your favorite teacher just letting her true feelings be known 😂
He didn't say that at all lmao! Nice try at being funny but ended up being hacky attempting something easy and made up
@@gabrielsilvas692critical A- hole.
She’s 51?! I hope I look like her at 51
I thought you were crazy. Went to the google machine, 51 she is. Gorgeous!
Blimey. I thought she was early '30s.
Congrats Carmen we had a blast producing this for you and we’re really excited for everyone to see it!!!!
She is hilarious!
You and your team did an incredible job! Compliments Carmen’s hilarious comedy so well!
That's so Gay. But racist too. Racist and Gay. That comment is the most Gayest, Racist comment ever posted on TouYube. I have written a letter of disgust to Opera Winfrey. And I have sent an email to the NYPD. Watch out.
I refuse to watch this. Are women handicapped? Mark, mind your own business and let her upload this on her own YT channel. Let comedy be meritocratic and not oligarchical. Booooooo 👎
@@JRey3000 thank you!
Never seen Carmen before, but this was gold. I was dying through the whole set, definitely a Carmen fan now!
That "I can't wait until he's 18" joke was so fucking funny, so perfectly and carefully set up
I refuse to watch this. Are women handicapped? Mark, mind your own business and let her upload this on her own YT channel. Let comedy be meritocratic and not oligarchical. Booooooo 👎
hahah yes
Exactly my thoughts 🤌
I love Carmen! I’m so excited!!
Yay, LizMiele💜#katg
You are the reason I thought I had to click on this video... result: Carmen is hilarious!!! I'm so hooked!
i Have lived for many years and traveled many miles but nothing has filled me with more anticipation than watching this woman queef
Say what now?
@@SmickyDyou know what he meant
@@last1secondOh. Look. How cute. He had to edit his comment.
Let's hear where it went wrong the first time. We'll understand. I mean here we all are in the comment section of a female "comedian".
@@NonCypherare there any funny female comedians?
I refuse to watch this. Are women handicapped? Mark, mind your own business and let her upload this on her own YT channel. Let comedy be meritocratic and not oligarchical. Booooooo 👎
Up til 9pm on a work night. If she’s not funny Normand so help me god
I love this lady's witty material and her low key delivery. She is a riot.I'd love to see her in person. Muchisimas gracias senorita Lynch. One of the few Carmens I've seen. I have an aunt named Carmen but she's Italian,not Spanish.
I remember having an argument with a girlfriend about whether or not queef was a word, and she agreed if her 20 year old niece knew what it was, she would accept it was a word....and her niece not only knew what it was, she spelled it. That was a tough ride home
Algorithm isn’t treating this special right
Carmen is hilarious and this special is amazing!
your material is hilarious too
I refuse to watch this. Are women handicapped? Mark, mind your own business and let her upload this on her own YT channel. Let comedy be meritocratic and not oligarchical. Booooooo 👎
❤❤❤
I discovered Liz Miele, Carmen, and you all in the same week, it’s too much!
Adrienne, saw you open for Louis in Sydney. Awesome set! Come back
I can’t wait! I love you more than my daughter! (Sorry Liz)
😲 oh no u didn't, mama! 🤭 gotta love 'em both equally, Ter!
all three of u ladies are flibbing HILARIOUS! 😘💗💕
That was so great! I love your delivery Carmen! Can’t wait to see you in person in DC!
The first queef (sp?) I ever heard was also right when I was face to slit with the hoohaa. It sounded like it was half Werewolf fart, half untied balloon being let go. I thought a t-shirt was gonna fly out of it.
Looks great for 52
Came here thru Soder. Excellent special. Had me laughing from the start.
Is that Ferris bueller's girlfriend?
yes
@@MaNuLaToROfficial no
Carmen rules! Great special
Hope Mark passes it along. This is on his channel haha.
@@howiesoc17 I think he already passed it on.... :)
The placenta joke missed an angle.
*it's the first meal you can't let go to waste after your kid didn't finish it.
This lady's delivery is very Norm McDonald.
Queef Latina!
This is better than Shark Week
Oh my god damn dude truths only a few minutes in
Veronica Lunch 6 feet 3 teets and funny as hell
YAY! More hilarious Carmen coming our way, I am so excited & can’t wait! I know what I’ll be doing at 9 o’clock tonight, laughing my fucking ass off!
"Alright, time to cook up a nice lunch. Oh hey! A new Mark Normand video! Sweet, I'll put this on while I prep.. "
Placenta.... what?
Cancer jokes are funny
Khloe ketchup Lolol
She's hysterical....not raving mad hysterical but as in hysterical funny.
I picked my confirmation name: Kharmann Ghia Volkswagen instead of birthed Linda Stacy Barajas
I’m a simple man. I see queef, I click!
Same. See it, hear it, sniff it. It's the best. It lets me know I'm doing a good job. Nice tight opening with a liquid seal.
Yum yum!
@@davidbusen545 easy there, david....
@
pelerinc
I'm not easy but I can be had.
I saw one of the tapings and I’m jealous of anyone who gets to see this for the first time - hilarious!
First time seeing this lady. Bet it wont be the last. She funny as all get out.
She reminds me of a female Steven Wright love the dry deadpan delivery…had me crying about the third nipple story 😂
YW Carmen, thanks for the laughs. If everyone got a bit of legit laughter (whatever style that may be) every day, might be a better world....... Probably not, but atleast I did.
Congratulations Carmen - delighted to watch this - you are hilarious!!! 😂
came here for/from dan. stayed for the queefs.
San Diego Wild Animal Park has "Roar & Snore" events.
Another one! She broke the streak! I would watch comedians I haven't heard or seen before looking to discover another exceptionally funny comedian. I end up watching a bunch that fall short and every once and awhile i come across what I'm looking for. Like her.
That's not how I discovered Mark Norman. He forced himself upon me! Now he's forcing her upon me! GREATLY APPRECIATED!
GO VERONICA!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤️🔥❤️🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
haha so funny
Comedy!
Debatable.
Like your gender.
@@MilesTeller-kw2zy Doesn't even make sense. Go back to your Hallmark Channel shows, Susan.
Like your gender.
@@MilesTeller-kw2zyDoubling down?
C'mon algorithm! Blow this video up!!!!
Her boyfriend’s confirmation name was Jerome 😂
Veronica Lunch, this was superb! Hopefully Discovery will pick up Queef Week.
I'm caught between laughing and turned on.
No way all these comments are real lmao…? Chick isn’t funny at all… I think her best joke still didn’t make me laugh I just thought hmm that was an alright joke finally… but yeah wtf lmao couldn’t find one person who dropped a real comment
How did you research that? Is this a real comment?
Carmen is very funny!😂
Excellent. One of the best sets I’ve heard in a long time.
She’s hilarious. Can’t pick a favorite joke
Funny
Holy crap, I’ve never seen this lady but she’s hilarious
Love Carmen! She is hilarious!!
Thanks for sharing Mark! Love the camaraderie🤗
This lady a new fave. 'Chloe, ketchup, Klonopin' hahaha
She could do some good voice acting I bet
FUCKING BANGER SHE KILLED
I just stumbled upon my new favorite comics!!! Why have I never heard of her??? I am sharing this video with everyone I know...
Happy to know you don't have Marfan!
Carmen es la mejor.
Are you a really tall lady with a giant hog and scoliosis? Mybe you're born with it. Maybe it's Marfan's!
Also, my therapist is Mogen David. We meet at Wine o'clock on Win's days, at his office in Napa Valley. He tells my not to whine.
I enjoyed your whole set, looking forward to next material special on Netflix. ❤💋
I've discovered the best comdians through my favorite comdians. The streak continues.
Great set! Very Mitch Hedberg delivery...
Comedy!!!
Awesome! Congrats on a great special!
Good shit. You still got it.
These days it's so important for everyone to have a playlist of the funniest comedians to help keep cortisol levels in check, and you guys are exactly what the doctor ordered! ❤😂 Thanks Mark! And Carmen, Hilarious!! Great special!
Nice she is super funny!!!
You're so funny😂😂
This is a great special. So friggin funny. I'm kind of mad that I just discovered Carmen. She's hilarious.
Brilliant material, excellent delivery. This gal is amazing! ❤😂❤😂
I like this lunch lady. She's funny with a Mitch Hedberg vibe.
So funny and I’m only half way through😊
Eh Comedy! Great special hope this comment helps with the algorithm. Also I think you should take some wisdom from your mother.
Great show, sum really well written, material eh❤. 😮 an the internet says women can't b funny! 😌 this one is 😂👌
Well done, Carmen, you are really funny, and I'm saying it from the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Now I'm stuck trying to imagine your sister... :D
might of not seen her on my own, glad i clicked the vid xD
What a great special, This was one of the best I've watched in a while. Excellent jokes. Glad I saw you on Soder's pod.
I am a fan now
Great tastes in comedy, Mark Normand! Just saw now that's the channel this is on. Been subscribed for years and somehow this special didn't show up until tonight.
Carmen is comedic gold and she’s kind of hot though. Awkward 😅
Very funny. This set delivered with perfect timing all the way through! 😅
funny stuff!!!!!!
She's really funny and easy on the eyes as a bonus~!!!!!!!
She's great. I love her.
queef it up !!!!!
This is gold! 👏👏
Wow, I've never heard of Carmen but I love her and she's a great addition to the Normand channel
Did Mark finally get a sex change?
She's good! queef it up
15 minutes in and this is absolutely gold. Thanks Mark and amazing work Carmen, you just gained a new fan!
Hilarious as always, Carmen! Loved it!
hahahaha
Great material . I loved the one about her and her boyfriend's confirmation names: Veronica and Jerome(no you're a Kevin). Carmen,you had me falling out of my chair laughing. Any more specials or club dates on the West Coast during the summer? Love to see you in person.
What an opening bit hahahah