This Cat is Broken
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- Опубліковано 23 лют 2019
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Other cars: "Oh shit, a human!"
BMW: "Target acquired."
Target terminated
i laughed too much for this
Sums up BMW drivers too
@Straight Busta
my mother drives a bmw, you’re correct
😂
"My cat is broken"
*Have you tried turning it off and on again?*
oh no
Wait a minute-
Denzel no I haven’t tried that maybe I can-
Have u tried putting it into rice
I heard forced shutdowns can cause permanent damage.
Aw, the cat is adorable. I once had a cat who suddenly started to hang her tongue out constantly. It was alarming to see, got her to the vet pronto. Feared that she may have a broken jaw, or something else major. Thankfully, turned out to be just a loose tooth which was hurting her whenever she pulled her tongue in. Had it extracted, went on to live a long and happy life. No particular reason why you should know that, but it's a story with a happy ending. So that's reason enough.
Correct, it is reason enough. Thanks for this!
Its more than reason enough to put your story here
You are the best human
it is more than reason enough :D
Aw glad she’s okay now! ❤
Let’s just appreciate the police officers that gave that man a new bike. We need more people like them.
I guarantee it’s only because the guy was white
Cut to joe biden falling over on his bike
Instead of wagging your tail you wag the ENTIRE butt imma go teach my cat that now
Belvein Show my dog does that he’s a little shiatsu and it’s fucking hilarious
haha that dog is living hard in the paint
My dog does the same thing.
as a man once said, you know what you gonna do with that big fat butt? wiggle wiggle wiggle.
australian shepards 101
lol
"The Mitsubishi Outlander only received a basic rating"
Car: *proceeds to break mannequin in half*
That's what you call natural selection
*thats basic*
Very basic actually, so basic it impresses me.
Ya basic
The BMW probably detected the mannequin to be of Jewish or non Arian heritage, thus didn’t stop!
Nothing is more beautiful than a dog so happy it can't contain its excitement. I think it's the purest form of joy on this planet.
That cat reminds me of when I was a kid and my dogs would fall asleep and the tiniest part of their tongue would peek out and I'd see how far I could pull it out without waking them 😂
Uhh what
that's cruel
@@damndaniel3971 yep I was a kid. Sue me. I would never do that today. Sheesh.
@@maggotbitchi won’t lol it’s understandable
@@maggotbitch i didn’t read the bit where it said kid sorry
"People love to cross the street" Ah yes, my favorite human past-time: crossing the street.
Lol this comment is underrated
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I too am human and enjoy the act of walking across a... *looks at script* ... _street_
But your a Gnome
I think they do it because they either want to die, or get across.
Plot twist: he actually can pull it back in. He just doesn't want to
You never know
It reminds of my dog, it always has its tongue sticking out, but when he feels like he has to "attack" he pulls it back it's very cute haha.
No one asked me but I wanted to say it(?
HmMmMmMm
That's.. 😏
~le gasp~
I loved the beautiful setting in the last clip, it was the most notable however, the rest of the videos were very good too, the dogs whose whole body 'wagged' they were so happy, the kittie with the tongue protruding all the time was probably your favorite too. Thanks so much for sharing these videos, I really enjoyed them.
When I was a young child I would call a armadillo a "hard shell possum."
So u telling me that cat had to taste being born
@Greig91 yep
@Greig91 ouch
killerbasse gaming it was 100 % free for you to not say that
Why would you even say that 🤮
Oof
The cat: I taste everything
Catfish approves
Kinda reminds me when Peter said "I SMELL EVERYTHING" from family guy lol
Ah yes the air taste like air
@@fedibenmansour952
Are You Having A Stroke Right Now?
@@fedibenmansour952 I Absolutely DO NOT KNOW How to react
Can we talk about the 80 year old man that bikes?? You go good sir! I’m in my 20s and can’t ride one comfortably but this man deserves a salute!
He's not broken, he's special.
My mom said I'm special. She makes me go to special education classes because of how special I am. 🤗
The police stole another bike for him
That’s how mafia wo-
I’ll leave
Go fetch me that scooter please...
I should learn from his example.
But oh wait, what's this? It seems that someone has stolen my $500. Oh, dearie me. What ever will I do without that money? I wonder: can the police department help me out?
0:32 you can hear the hapiness in that drone:
woo... woo
WOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
@A StarKidd fixed
37:00
HAHAHAHAHAH
TheGorgoonGames Hahaha! You made me laugh
Khamarull Wuzhere there is no 37:00???
I've seen a lot of armadillos through thermal and this explains how they can dissappear so damn easily.
2:46 I also love that and my body reacts the same. 😂
Huhhh???👀👀
Police : Buy old man a bike.
Old man : *ok*
What car do you want?
A Scooter ??
They asked him to see if it fits and that’s why he said okay
*Brand spanking new*
@Apprentice Neon for money? Fortnite? No thanks
what is that place in the closing clip
To fix the cat either update it or see if there are any viruses
EDIT:Thx for the likes just woke up :)
Or restart
PzTheFns Sped plug it out and back in
Have you tried turning it off and on?
Try reinstalling the program?
That cat was cute
This was the first Daily Dose of Internet video I watched. I subscribed long ago.
Cat has stopped being cat. Glitch in the matrix may be a possibility... Running diagnostics... Diagnostics complete! Results:cat is happy the way he is. No need to reboot.
0:30 I wouldve broken my drone in one second of it in the air
I would've broken it the second I get it out of the packaging
@@haileyc9671 would have broken just by putting it in my cart
I would broke it when i take a look at it without buying
I would've broken it before it was invented.
I wouldve broken in when I stare at it.
0:56 breaks the dummy into pieces, "The Mitsubishi Outlander only recevied a basic rating"...
What about the bmw it plowed through that dummy like it was in a superhero movie
Good thing the Chevy didn't get on there mahk would be proud
@@jacenbush7185Good reference lol
* imagimes dummy doing a backflip over the car *
BMW knows there costumers...
Whoever flew the drone around and through the ring sculpture was an expert. Well done. :D
I love your videos thank you for making my day better
Saturn loses it's ring because of a divorce. It will come back when it's married with another planet
Shook who was it married to before?
LMAO
Idk
R/comedycemetry
i g a v e t h e 6 9 t h l i k e~
_you're welcome_ 🥴
Imagine how many things the cat had to unintentionally taste throughout his life.
Like *birth*
@@ihateeveryoneisee3045 none
@@ihateeveryoneisee3045 0
@@ihateeveryoneisee30450️⃣
@@ihateeveryoneisee3045 0 cuz you are ugly
That 'fast forward' on the Saturn clip was brilliant!
The stingray seems to be enjoying that a bit too much
It isn't normal to walk around with your tongue sticking out?
*oh shi-*
😂
this made me laugh so hard
I'm worried about that cat, how does it eat?
Luxurdo the cats have grappling tongues and the cats tongue can probably lick the food or I’m not sure ;-;
@@sariatora8287 but its tongue is sticking out, not sure how it will chew the food
Is nobody going to talk about the skill of drone pilot?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No
No
made it 69 likes-
you’re welcome ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Is nobody going to talk about your legendary name-
I had a deer that lived in my backyard with the same problem, but she was wonderful. She would come up and eat apples out of my hand. She would have her babies in my yard, and they became used to me as well. They do not take apples from my hand, but we talk, and I can get about 3 feet from them before they scurry off. Momma passed away but here babies still come around. I have pictures of them eating cat food with the cats and racoons all together at the same time. I live only 2 blocks from the center of my city of Medina, Ohio.
2:53
Brain: "imagine being dirty minded"
“This BMW has no speed reduction”
So a normal BMW?
And no signal lights
P00p
yea thats what it is dude-
The drivers of BMW's don't care anyway.
The busy mans car
“He’s a little broken.”
*purrs in the middle of playing*
me: yeah, cute but broken.
That’s what my cat does lol
That's what people tell me
Lmao
we HaVE rEachEd UlImiTe CoPaPity BBlEp SySTeM ovERlOad
"He's not broken and He's not alone"
The part where the dog was shaking his/her butt a song came in my head which was "bunk that booty like a baseball,if you dont,don't shake it at all" lol
every monster movie makers: *sees this cat*
also movie makes: I'll TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
The BMW could see the kid perfectly well. It just doesn’t give a shit.
fr😭😂
So it's not just the drivers; it's hardwired into the BMW cars themselves too!
It outsmarted the test, because it realised that the person isn‘t real
Because the fact it is a kid AND a mannequin
Adolfo Enrique
Well the company was around during WW2.....
Serial killers when picking a car:
*Hmmm..,Soo Do you have a Mitsubishi Outlander?*
A sad little blobfish lmao
A sad little blobfish Nah, the BMW. 1 works perfect
@@veronviper06 probably because its german😂
No, that'll make it obvious you want a vehicle that has minimal speed reduction, so they think that you just chose a bad car
@@ccherniske7282 no.. there are tons of cars. Who in the store would notice
There was a cat that was famous in my town who had the same condition! Her name was lil bub.
Texas armadillos are so cute
Omg how dry would that cats tounge be
Great spelling!
@@spiche5032 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Spiche damn that was unnecessary but ok
@@spiche5032 sad lmao
@@spiche5032 *Destruction: Over the roof*
_Saturn Doesn't feel so Good_
Saturn going through a divorce
@sad sushi nerd
@@MrAngad-cm7cj dude, you have no right to call anyone a "dumbass" they probably just made a mistake
@@MrAngad-cm7cj welp gotta go to neptune :D bye!
@@Iregretmyoldname yep
1:12 does exactly this when we get home and he even smiles sometimes lol
2:35
Me coming out of my room:
Family: look who finally came out of his room!
*walks back upstairs*
*“Only OGs will remember Saturn’s old rings”*
Lmafoooo 😂
😂
I went from: Wait, Wah?
To: Oh shi-
It used to be beautiful back then
Yup
1:11 When your rear itches and you don't wanna scratch it in public
Needs more likes
I think 2:25 may be more suitable for this comment
1:11 Wiggle butt, Wiggle butt, Wiggle butt...
Im the girl who reaching this guy for 100 like
LMAO
Really cool drone tricks!
My wife and I just love you my man! Watching your video is the last thing we do before we go to sleep. It's so nice to see a cat whose tongue sticks out rather than a video of a car bombing. Makes my dreams much better. Thank you for that gift every night!
*this cat is broken*
Me: Did you try rice?
Or glue
Did you try Flex Tape?
Or flex seal?
@@Chill_lxrd is that flextape
@@STARYSAL its flex seal
Deal with it
Did you try turning the cat on and off again?
Edit: holy shit, 2500 likes in 10 hours
Maybe not a good idea
William Bewley lol Clear🤣🤣🤣
Thank u. My cat having same problem. Now it fixed. Thank u so much. May god bless you
I tried to restart her she got an error it was: x0PleaseXFixYorCatSheIsBroken0x
Lol so kill it and then revive it? That’s some Schodinger’s cat stuff right there
Stingray be like:
*BEEP….BEEP….BEEP…*
Fish: Les do this bois!
The last scene of the Poplars lining either side of the road , has an ethereal atmosphere . It is charming .
1:07
The BMW was like
"Peace was never an option"
It is made to be used as a heat seeking missile
First it was the V1.
Then it was the V2.
Now it's the X1...
Notice the pattern?
xD
And also "TENNO HEIKA BANZAI!!!"
Underrated comment
@@itstehgamer thanks broo
Title: This cat is broken
*Nah, he just cute as heck*
Ikr
FUCK YOU
@@dudis3573 why are you being mean? when they have done nothing to you..
@@dudis3573 And guess what, if you cuss you might go to hell! ''Maybe or not!
@@dudis3573 why tf u butthurt
Since the cat was gray, I would've named him Tonguesten like the metal tungsten
Alot of people are talking about a broken cat, but no one is talking about how a mother holding groceries and her 2 young kids holding groceries running terrifyingly slow with a car RIGHT THERE
Other cars: * does their best to stop *
BMW: haha pedestrian go brrrrrr
This is why I hate BMW's lol. Also, at least here, every single person who drives a BMW drives like a madman. You always see them speeding and stuff. Basically if a BMW is speeding towards you you can say your prayers lol
@@yakone1379 BMW drivers also don't know how to use the turn signals.
If you can't break by yourself, maybe you don't belong behind a steering wheel.
BMW really did best. It got all of the pedestrians
The owners will just buy a new person
“Perfectly happy and healthy”
*Makes sound of choking on snot*
😂
Lol
Can't meow
Broody dead 😂
omg i can’t stop laughing
Congrats! for 13 mil🥳🥳🤩
1:90
"she took the rings, europa"
Daily dose: ‘He’s perfectly happy and healthy!’
Title: *This cat is BROKEN*
Kulo Nuwun I want a cat girl that’s broken
...
I don't see anything wrong with him xD
I mean he did say it was broken
The one and only time we were deceived
Cat: *sticks his tongue out*
Everyone: he isn’t supposed to do that.
Everyone: But iam glad he did
Nero Redivivus, I feel someone was in the wrong. You didn’t have to make such a big deal out of it, and even if @Diamonds are Forever didn’t agree with your opinion, you shouldn’t set it out as much of a statement. If there’s something you don’t agree with, you can either argue and make the situation worse, or just back down and ignore it.
@Nero Redivivus you're being such an asshole just because he didnt agree with you, you need to stop being a baby about it and stop acting like you're amazing
@Nero Redivivus you can stop replys by deleting yours you know and you should just ignore them, dont use pity as a way to get out of things not everyone will care
Trashkan k what the heck is going on here?
“He might be a little broken…” got me crakes up😂
It's 2022 and I came back just to look at that cat again
Armadillo: “What year is it?”
Human: ...
Armadillo: “Uh ok then I’ll just go back...”
Haha 😂 lol
Is that supposed to be funny
The human should have fainted 😂 it’s not everyday you see a talking armadillo
1:12 When you have no tail so you wiggle your butt instead.
@Danny when you spell 'You're' instead of 'Your' while trying to make fun of someone.
Mani Gill OOOF
when you
@@pringlecreak when
The dog is twerking
2:56 - Oh yeah, That stingray is _really_ gettin' off on that
The Aussie: I don’t know what I am,
I don’t know what I do,
All I know is that I must wiggle.
The cat ain’t weird
I think you just put the batteries in wrong
*Assembly required*
Try putting it in rice
Turn it off then back on again
But they aren't included so you gotta buy them seperetly.
In the wrong what
That cat is my spirit animal
Broken and still happy
*broke and happy (?)
TheCOmpany pretty sure its broke and depression
Not the happy part but still accurate
Except that cat has a different problem when it comes to eating.
This cat is me
That second one with the drone is like thoes dreams you have when you start flying for no reason then fall rapidly to your doom
MrMagoo is such an awesome cat, he seems so nice
*Saturn is losing its rings*
What I heard: *Saturn's getting a divorCE??????*
Oh my god. You're the first 1289462 IQ person ever.
WHAT-!?
OHNOOOO-
Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4
@@daveshephard3412 Why are you going around everywhere trying to force your religion on everyone?
@@daveshephard3412 get out of here party pooper
clockcloon does genocide
edit: how
Fashion these days
Nora T you went on the genocide route unironically didn’t you
Big Man Maybe a little
Logic 100
Yeah, sounds pretty basic to me
Saturn: i’m losing my ring
Me: i’m dead before you lost your ring
1:24 I was actually screaming, "Wiggle butt! Look at that wiggle butt!" in a high-pitched voice, at my screen.
If your cat is broken, try to restart the device, you can also charge the it. Sometimes the battery needs to be changed too.
You can also try rice.
Or reinstall Windows/MacOS
T H E
I T
you're fucking everywhere
Holy fudge i your profile pic ive seen that man before in my dreams
The Drone: *AGGRESSIVE VVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Cat: *EQUALLY AGGRESSIVE VVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
*A N G E R Y*
SilverSilk Name the drone Bakusquad Official Drone
@1stpClosr2lov you can always make your own
VR?
Saturn without rings is like life without daily dose of internet
"After all... why not?"
"why shouldn't I TOUCH the cats tongue?"
2:56 I think that stingray got a little bit too excited
Haahahahah
Wow.
saif g lmao 😂
😂.
😂
Wherever he is, I hope Mr. Magoo is happy
His purrs sound like farts and I love that
"he's peefectly healthy and happy"
the cat: ERRKKKK
69 likes
I wanna pet him so bad gOsH dAnGiT
Me: Can I get a cat?
Cat: Cat machine broke
Me: Understandable, have a great day
Senpai your -shitposting- reposting again.
Is it from albertsstuff?
@@pjuiced3893 I'm pretty sure the "whatever machine broke" came before alberto made a joke with it
*aw fuck I left my meme oven off, now all that's left is dead memes*
I
SEE
YOU
EVERYWHERE
It went from really sad and depressing music about Saturn loosing its beutiful and iconic rings to “ this 80 year old man had his bike stolen”
mr Magoo before birth: I wanna blep
mother cat: gives birth*
mr magoo: I wanted to blep for a few seconds, not forever
saturn getting divorced
Oh noes
Oof 😂
No the ring were her kids and the acid rain was Karen and the Karen the acid rain is taking them
Lol
natalie eng lmbo
The videos on here restore my faith in humanity
Edward Cornelius the same bro 💖
They don't for me
They do the exact opposite for me
Humanity Restored
Like 2:00
"Is that a mole coming out of the ground?" Oh, it's an armadillo! An armored mole.
This was the perfect dose of internet for me
My cat is broken
It keeps barking
its a fish you dumbo
@@roystonfernandes9445 it's a horse
@@roystonfernandes9445 No IDIOT ITS A KOALA GRRRRR
You're all wrong
*It's a lizard*
You idiots it’s clearly a giraffe
1:50 Saturn got divorced
Most underrated comment
The ring took the kids
ricecakes uwu Hit or miss I guess she took the kids- help me
That is actually accurate to Mythology.
You put 1:50
While it will look like a tiny ring in 150 million years
That cat purring like helicopter 😂
That drone sounds so happy ^^