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My all time favorite bust will always be where cops get word that some thieves are sneaking stolen goods out the backdoor of an electronics shop, and when the thieves open the door, there’s a group of cops waiting for them, and one of the officers just shouts out with enthusiasm “HEY BUDDY!” and lunges at the crooks. That will never make me not smile
Being neglected gives a kid an infinite well of anger and emptiness which needs to be fulfilled. Thusly, that kid then has trouble handling normal work, winds up homeless, focuses on pure wealth generation and becomes rich through a series of small businesses, d4y tr4des. and real estate. Moral of the story: Neglect your kid so he can become wildly successful.
During one of those ‘free ticket’ busts, a man showed up with his little boy. The ‘invitation’ had said to come alone. When the police saw that he had brought his little boy to meet the football celebrity and get free tickets (it was his son’s favorite player and team), the police quietly took him aside, told him what was really going on, and let him go, telling him that it was his lucky day.) He actually kept quiet and didn’t tell any of the other people what was really going on. He actually turned himself in the next day because they were nice enough to not arrest him in front of his little boy.
Okay seriously tho the whole walk into the room and act surprised cuz you're gonna be on tv and just won a free iPhone thing and then everyone laughs at her and arrests her is fucking priceless.
Jimmy De'Souza You’re right, it is. I’ve even experienced it. But the majority of the population doesn’t have a pre-existing mental condition that causes them to have a psychotic break if they smoke weed.
Jimmy De'Souza Again, not incorrect. My point is just that I find it hard to justify allowing legal amphetamines and opiates to be accessible to the population...While other less-toxic, less harmful alternatives have always been available. Just like marijuana could cause a psychotic episode, so could amphetamines, so could opiates. I think it’s fair to say that the government has been a little misleading with the framing of certain information.
@Jimmy De'Souza Yeah but so is Meth induced psychosis, which is even more likely to occur. Marijuana was still outlawed first and is Schedule I, while Meth is Schedule II and you can be prescribed it under brand name Desoxyn. Marijuana still cannot be prescribed for ANY reason.
A few years ago a local newspaper had an add in the lost and found section. It was an add for a bag of found drugs. And they had a number to call if it was yours. Definitely had to be the police. Wish I knew how many went for it.
In Springfield MO they had a sign up near an exit that said "last exit before drug checkpoint" that exit ramp went nowhere. It was literally unfinished and they just had 2 cops wait there. They caught ALOT of morons with it.
Idiots, sure, but if your local PD has nothing better to do than run an elaborate ruse to catch drug USERS, your community must truly be paradise on earth.
FWPD was hiring several officers. We had 3500 applicants. Turns out during our prescreening background we found that 213 had outstanding warrants. We only sent invitations to the 213 to take a PAT test at THE POLICE STATION. Believe it or not, 210 of them showed up and sat in our basketball gym waiting to start. We called them back one by one to another room for “private interviews” and arrested every single one of them one at a time. Best day of my LEO career.
I just signed up with Simply Safe and they're awesome. I payed just a little bit more and they even installed my Sentry gun and calibrated my Claymore Roombas
@@rayleiynstuart9945 Ima keep it real witchu chief, I forgot about commenting this and had no clue it was doing well. I came back to it and laughed just as hard as when I wrote it.
He doesn't have the right cat is all. The one in my avatar pic (it's 42 yo) beat up a German Shepherd, two Dobermans and scared away at least two burglars that I know of. She thought she had to live up to the black cat horror movie stereotype but the picture is funny af. Imagine being a burglar only to encounter the cat from hell before you get very far. One ran so fast he dropped his keys. God, I miss her! Now she would take care of Church! Known fact. I couldn't let her run because she was so vicious but this cat would come around and tease her because she couldn't get through the window and went spastic wanting to get at him while the danged thing sat there and laughed. I got fed up with that cat annoying her and opened the door one day. That cat never returned!
For those of you binge-watching old videos (like me) and if you are wondering about the pork contamination risk: contrary to what some might guess, pigs are omnivores. (They eat both plants and meat.) They are also not picky eaters--there is very little they won't eat--no matter what state it is in. This has resulted in a symbiotic relationship between many pig farmers and grocery stores and other produce/meat sellers. Left over veggies and meat that cannot be donated or sold on discount are often "donated" or sold extra cheap to pig farmers, who grind them up and feed the "slop" to the pigs. Good for stores-they don't have to deal with rotting meat. Good for the pig farmer-they get cheap/free feed. Good for the environment-no piles of rotting flesh around. Good for the economy--no "material" wasted. Probably not good for the pig, though. I mean the beef, lamb, chicken, etc is probably fine, but the pork just doesn't seem right. So: if any of the Mexican sausage was labeled as "not high enough quality to sell" it could have been very likely eaten by a pig, which would probably be guaranteed to give live-pork any diseases that dead-pork had. So, yes it is a legitimate concern.
Honestly, if a sting happened against me like the one at 3:50, I'd have a good laugh out of it! I mean yeah, I'd still be in handcuffs, but at least I'd be treated to a good show!
1. Take the dinglebob 2. Smooth it out with a bunch of shleem (can be repurposed for later use) 3. Push it trough the grumbo 4. Rub the fleeb against it (important, bc of fleeb juice) 5. Rub it 6. Spit on it 7.Cut the fleeb8. Rub the chumbles 9.Shave away plubus and grumbo10. Enjoy
You dont really need one, it would just make it more potent. Wouldn't advice it on your first try, my friend used one for his first, and he got so stoned he bit of his own dick.
You don't want to start all hardcore with injection. You render the nug down with olive oil and pepper. Take that mix and drop the entire mix into your eyes. Half in one eye, half in the other.
I really like how the SWAT used to wear those bdu uniforms with combat boots along with vests and just patrol caps and those cool looking helmets and ski masks back in 80s or 90s movies or even videos they would show for training Even if i didnt grow up during those times they do look awesome Awesome video
Balaclavas and MP5 . Rope on the vest along with flashbangs with the full size Beretta. 80’/90’s S.W.A.T uniforms were so badass. Back when Soldier of Fortune was in every grocery store letting you know if shit got bad you could go try your luck in the foreign legion
Yeethus Thy Fetus honestly same, like yeah we don’t know the background of it but just from seeing my uncle pay over a grand a month in child support, buying his children all their school supplies, clothes, and food, and then doing everything else for them i can say this system is fucked. idk how the mom has custody and was granted child support. she’s a crack head living in a trailer park home with 11 other people (half of which are children under the age of 6) and quit working the second he was put on child support
When I was a cop you were considered a rookie until there was new policy written because of you. That guy who got policy after one day on the job would be a legend
I started watching your videos a couple weeks ago and have been binging hardcore. I even watch your commercial skits. But today was a new high -- I bought one of those simply safe door locks. Hey, thanks, dude. Thanks.
I need to protect your my favorite son Real son: excuse me!? Donut: Squirt! i need to protect you too. Your my 2nd favroite son! Real son: what? Donut: Jones i need to protect you too your my 3rd favroite son Real son: dad?
That was a huge news story when it happened, I remember that guy in the tux very clearly from the news. I also remember hearing that'd happened several times. I had zero empathy for any of them, of course. Hey, it was cheaper than the OT hours in going to find them, and safer for everyone (far less likely for any shootings/injuries to take place during the busts)
I live in Louisiana and when I was in elementary school, I was sent to the office to hand something in for the teacher. While I was standing at the counter for the office a whole bunch of kids ran out of the building really fast and all of a sudden everybody had to be out of the building immediately. It turns out that a police officer, whose child was attending the school, reached into his backpack and pulled out a gun in front of his entire kindergarten class. The gun turned out to be the police officer's service pistol and the officer explained that hehad put the pistol in his child's backpack for safekeeping and forgot it was there. *Slow clap*
That’s pretty stupid on the part of the cop, but it’s also a stupid reason to evacuate the school. Was there any reason to believe anybody was going to be shot? No. When I was a kid, people used to sometimes bring rifles to school because they were going shooting after school. Nobody panicked, nobody screamed or ran. It’s just a frickin tool.
@daerdevvl well that might have been back then but with all of the shootings occurring and a child depending on how old they are not knowing how to operate a fire arm.
I saw one like this where they told the person they won a prize and would be picked up in a limo, the limo had a sign on the side that said: "J.L. Time (jail time) Limo Service"
The police don't give a shit about anyone, they are only there to arrest the bad guy if they can find their dick long enough when it's not buried into some hooker, the supreme court even ruled saying that they are not obligated to protect anyone. So I'm not exactly sure why we even have them. It's not like their case solve rate is anything to brag about.
My reports generally used the verbiage: "After multiple verbal attempts to gain compliance from subject and refusal thereof, guided said subject to the ground." You always guide them to the ground. Generally with a modified arm bar.
Back in the UK late seventies the police had a clampdown on radio scanners. Whilst it's not technically illegal to listen, doing anything with the information is. So when the police announced over the air that a botched armoured car robbery had resulted in a huge amount of cash being blown around a isolated woodland...
I loved how she was so confused and had no idea she had a warrant out for her arrest so she was clueless when the police officer told her she was under arrest she could have sworn it was a joke
In my 20s I left a house party drunk. I walked up the wrong block and walked into someone's house and passed out on there floor. Cops came and brought me to jail for criminal trespass. The last thing I remember was drinking strawberry vodka and playing cards. When I went to court the cop actually had my back and told the judge that I was drunk when he woke me up and when he asked me where I was at I said I'm home. Half the courtroom including the judge chuckled and we're sympathetic to me understanding I was not criminally going in the house but I was just trashed. I plead out.
*Runs to cat* "I need to be able to protect you, you're my second favorite son!" Actual son: _"What?"_ Dude, Donut, your kid is great and I hope you tell him so x)
I know I’m late but my college did this event that had “pot” in the title, everyone thought they were giving out weed and what not cause the RAs that we’re running it were known smokers but when we showed up it was a actual pot with dirt or something in it I forget. Extremely disappointed This was in Massachusetts btw Edit: It was a brownie inside a pot
@@Bloodfang152 if Protestant Christians stopped showing up for work the world would come to a screeching halt. We would be able to survive. Y’all wouldn’t.
7:33 my dad had like the exact same flashlight, but the real reason he has it, is because everytime we would make a roadtrip through europe (this was mostly like 15 years ago), and enter some eastern european country, at some spots there where a whole lot of people just trying to rob you while you stop at a small gas station or parking at the side of the highway. The real reason we had it is becayse they were extremely heavy, perfect for hitting people, and it was legal to carry in your car (baseball bats and stuff weren't)
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Bruh
It itches
Donut Operator i will
Wait wait wait
30 minutes ago?
Imagine being high or drunk and you see a skinny metal dog and his homie roll up on you
That profile pic complements this comment. XD.
is that a jimmy neutron reference?
@@sixpest could be if you want it to
I'd just pet it if drunk. High, they would never be called to my residence so,I don't have to contemplate that scenario.
Id name it Goddard, and I would ride with it in a hovercraft to the middle of fucking egypt
Hmm, I wonder if SimpliSafe could help guard my woods from the weirdos who want to make casts of my footprints
Tok me a second then i saw your name
Nah... But a 12 gauge slug will do nicely ;)
Yeah that would be pretty helpful. hope you catch those weirdos in your woods.
get a shotgun
Probably foot fetish freaks 👀
Squirts: *wants to go outside*
Donut: “NO you’re protected”
Squirts: *wants food*
Donut: “NO you’re protected”
*you're*
sup tyler. big daddy eight thoughtsssss
JODisHere who the hell are you
ThePixelPyro hey I’m not the one who took out the “e” that was auto correct
That _will_ eventually solve that cat infestation. 🙃
My all time favorite bust will always be where cops get word that some thieves are sneaking stolen goods out the backdoor of an electronics shop, and when the thieves open the door, there’s a group of cops waiting for them, and one of the officers just shouts out with enthusiasm “HEY BUDDY!” and lunges at the crooks. That will never make me not smile
oh yeah that was a costco that was epic
Love seeing that mentioned here lol. Glad I’m not the only one here who’s seen it
Aaaaaaa I love that one so much.
They should have said “Stop!! You have violated the law!!”
Oh yeah that happened in a Costco in Washington! Pretty sure it was pretty close to me lol
donut to the dog and two cats: your my favorite son
donuts real son: I was forced into Depression at a very young age
No one:
America’s got talent contestants: I was born at a very young age
He actually said "you're my favorite son."
Age 9, alcoholic
"You see, my dad chose favorites when I was a child..."
Being neglected gives a kid an infinite well of anger and emptiness which needs to be fulfilled. Thusly, that kid then has trouble handling normal work, winds up homeless, focuses on pure wealth generation and becomes rich through a series of small businesses, d4y tr4des. and real estate.
Moral of the story: Neglect your kid so he can become wildly successful.
During one of those ‘free ticket’ busts, a man showed up with his little boy. The ‘invitation’ had said to come alone. When the police saw that he had brought his little boy to meet the football celebrity and get free tickets (it was his son’s favorite player and team), the police quietly took him aside, told him what was really going on, and let him go, telling him that it was his lucky day.) He actually kept quiet and didn’t tell any of the other people what was really going on. He actually turned himself in the next day because they were nice enough to not arrest him in front of his little boy.
Me: "Shame."
You are that little boy
Those cops names were alberts einsteins
So that’s why there’s only 119.
Based Criminal.
“No you’re protected”
“Meow!”
That was beautiful
@@senkibenki6101 wtf is this comment thread lmfao
@@Atlasm2p no idea
yes
@@catospyegaming3660 yes
@@Atlasm2p you mean these 5 comments? Not really a thread my guy
2:50 bro imagine every person hired for the wedding suddenly pulls a gun and tells you to put your hands in the air as they are under arrest
I actually know the woman that was the bride and the man that was the groom
How the hell do people hate Donut? Like this dude is protecting his sons with SimpliSafe!...Oh and John- don't forget to protect John.
People just don't wanna accept he PUTS FACTS and proof in his videos😂
Damn you in love huh gay
@@victorsegura9101 I DO love doughnuts 🙂🍩👍
@@victorsegura9101 Wait- how is that gay? And even if so, what's wrong with being gay?
69 likes...enjoy xD
The jailers back at the jail hearing "En route with 100+ on board" have got to be pissed xD
Doctors in the area who specialized in carpel tunnel surgeries retired early
“EVERYONES UNDER ARREST” that killed me 🤣
Say sike right now
You have an arrest warrant! You have an arrest warrant! EVERYONE HAS AN ARREST WARRANT!!!
And then Joe the policeman put his arms up and surrendered
"Please come steal these plants, they're dead."
10/10 bait
Donut: “...AND YOU ARE PROTECTED SQUIRT!”
Squirt: **Meow of protest/confusion**
Donut: “NO, YOU’RE PROTECTED.”
Squirt: **Sad meow**
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
12:08 Wait, so you're telling me I could actually be in a position to yell "Freeze, Department of Agriculture!!"
STOP! FARM COPS!
@@fynnla.e this and the comment you replied to should be higher up
Old MacDonald had a warrant, E I E I O
Lawn enforcement
How do all of these comments NOT have more upvotes!
Donut: “You’re my favorite son!”
Donut’s actual son: “WHAT?!”
His name is not Donut! It's Campbell!
Maulana Winata I mean i was making a joke
@@kappakappa1307 lmao... you're not the only one who's making a joke here. I dont even know what his real name is 😂
Maulana Winata it’s John
@@lookatmyright Donut's real name is Cody. (:
“You are protected, Squirt!”
“Meow?”
“No, you’re protected.”
Okay seriously tho the whole walk into the room and act surprised cuz you're gonna be on tv and just won a free iPhone thing and then everyone laughs at her and arrests her is fucking priceless.
Top ten evilest ways to get arrested
Chaotic Good
@@bracelet4002 they had a warrant
@@SgtKOnyx for what bro
@@Hohepunkt The arrest of these individuals
Girl:”wooooooooah”
Cop:”your under arrest”
Don't act like you didn't know you had a warrant karen...
That Karen had braces... Himmmmmm
You’re
You're
What was she being arrested for tho?
1940’s: Speed is legal
Also 1940’s: Johnny smoked a marijuana cigarette and went insane
sup reboot. big daddy eight thoughtsssss
He gots the Reefer Madness...
Jimmy De'Souza You’re right, it is. I’ve even experienced it. But the majority of the population doesn’t have a pre-existing mental condition that causes them to have a psychotic break if they smoke weed.
Jimmy De'Souza Again, not incorrect. My point is just that I find it hard to justify allowing legal amphetamines and opiates to be accessible to the population...While other less-toxic, less harmful alternatives have always been available. Just like marijuana could cause a psychotic episode, so could amphetamines, so could opiates. I think it’s fair to say that the government has been a little misleading with the framing of certain information.
@Jimmy De'Souza Yeah but so is Meth induced psychosis, which is even more likely to occur. Marijuana was still outlawed first and is Schedule I, while Meth is Schedule II and you can be prescribed it under brand name Desoxyn. Marijuana still cannot be prescribed for ANY reason.
"Can I go outside?"
"No, you're protected."
"Oh....OK."
Lol
The new "stop resisting" phrase...
"No, you're protected!"
sup shovan. big daddy eight thoughtssss
Petition to make “everybody’s under arrest” a twitch sound effect for donut
(Insert signature here)
It can be the sound for a raid.
A few years ago a local newspaper had an add in the lost and found section. It was an add for a bag of found drugs. And they had a number to call if it was yours. Definitely had to be the police. Wish I knew how many went for it.
In Springfield MO they had a sign up near an exit that said "last exit before drug checkpoint" that exit ramp went nowhere. It was literally unfinished and they just had 2 cops wait there. They caught ALOT of morons with it.
@@ralcogaming7674 Unbelievable how criminals fall for traps that couldn't be more obvious
Ages ago in Florida they offered to give back pounds of lost weed they found
@@719Flowers How many got caught in this obvious trap? More or less than a dozen?
Idiots, sure, but if your local PD has nothing better to do than run an elaborate ruse to catch drug USERS, your community must truly be paradise on earth.
FWPD was hiring several officers. We had 3500 applicants. Turns out during our prescreening background we found that 213 had outstanding warrants. We only sent invitations to the 213 to take a PAT test at THE POLICE STATION.
Believe it or not, 210 of them showed up and sat in our basketball gym waiting to start. We called them back one by one to another room for “private interviews” and arrested every single one of them one at a time.
Best day of my LEO career.
Random reply 2 years latee
I just signed up with Simply Safe and they're awesome. I payed just a little bit more and they even installed my Sentry gun and calibrated my Claymore Roombas
Loool
This comment is two fucking years old and only had one other comment and only 89 other likes. It’s underrated. 😭😭
@@rayleiynstuart9945 Ima keep it real witchu chief, I forgot about commenting this and had no clue it was doing well. I came back to it and laughed just as hard as when I wrote it.
I want Claymore Roombas now.
@@dakotajohnson4229 Mannn my fault just seen this, it should’ve blown up way more than it did homie 😂
1:50 for the people who want to skip the ad for something that the lock picking lawyer disabled with a 5 dollar item off amazon
I saw that coming.
"How does the system work you say......shut up Squirt!" Best ad ever!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He doesn't have the right cat is all. The one in my avatar pic (it's 42 yo) beat up a German Shepherd, two Dobermans and scared away at least two burglars that I know of. She thought she had to live up to the black cat horror movie stereotype but the picture is funny af. Imagine being a burglar only to encounter the cat from hell before you get very far. One ran so fast he dropped his keys. God, I miss her! Now she would take care of Church! Known fact. I couldn't let her run because she was so vicious but this cat would come around and tease her because she couldn't get through the window and went spastic wanting to get at him while the danged thing sat there and laughed. I got fed up with that cat annoying her and opened the door one day. That cat never returned!
hi gregory. big daddy eight thoughtsssss
We need a lot more of this today
Sup checkmark
Yoo Verlisify
Cops are just underfunded now
Has checkmark, must like
@@hurricanejimmyc7219 undertrained and too broad with who they accept afaik, especially compared to other police forces in other countries
"And you're protected, squirt!"
"Whaaaaaat?!!"
"No you're protected."
"Oh.."
Tattoo artist: "what do you want*
Woman: "huh"
Tattoo artist: "say no more"
This is important
Donut: "Squirt I need to proctect you, you are my second favorite son!"
a few seconds later
Squirt: Meo...
Donut: "Shut up squirt!"
For those of you binge-watching old videos (like me) and if you are wondering about the pork contamination risk: contrary to what some might guess, pigs are omnivores. (They eat both plants and meat.) They are also not picky eaters--there is very little they won't eat--no matter what state it is in. This has resulted in a symbiotic relationship between many pig farmers and grocery stores and other produce/meat sellers. Left over veggies and meat that cannot be donated or sold on discount are often "donated" or sold extra cheap to pig farmers, who grind them up and feed the "slop" to the pigs. Good for stores-they don't have to deal with rotting meat. Good for the pig farmer-they get cheap/free feed. Good for the environment-no piles of rotting flesh around. Good for the economy--no "material" wasted. Probably not good for the pig, though. I mean the beef, lamb, chicken, etc is probably fine, but the pork just doesn't seem right.
So: if any of the Mexican sausage was labeled as "not high enough quality to sell" it could have been very likely eaten by a pig, which would probably be guaranteed to give live-pork any diseases that dead-pork had. So, yes it is a legitimate concern.
Be careful of Halloween candy my nephew found a 3rd Reich in his milky way
@bhw100000000 is it boneless
@@jeremiahjeno golden comment
I found a M3 mounted machine gun in my Snickers.
Yo, 'they got Scho-Ka-Kola in there ?
That’s fine I found Stalingrad
10:27 “Massatwoshits” 🤣🤣🤣
I have that problem with the word
He doesn't even try to say it correctly. He literally just says two shits
I thought I was the only one who called it that.
Massive - two - shits
@@chaseashton611 Massive poop sets
"It's all shits and giggles till some one giggles and shits" - Donut Operator
I like this
Honestly, if a sting happened against me like the one at 3:50, I'd have a good laugh out of it!
I mean yeah, I'd still be in handcuffs, but at least I'd be treated to a good show!
“Mexican Street Meat” should be a food truck.
Dublin O’Seven Carne de Calle . El Sabor de Mexico en tu boca.
Low budget porn
Mexican Bologna sounds more like prison slang than a drug epithet. 🤣
hi dublin. big daddy eight thoughtsssss
Or a porn production name.....
4:23 I mean, they ARE cops after all, sweet mustaches come with the gig
It's the part of the uniform
I need a comprehensive tutorial on how to inject exactly one marijuana.
1. Take the dinglebob
2. Smooth it out with a bunch of shleem (can be repurposed for later use)
3. Push it trough the grumbo
4. Rub the fleeb against it (important, bc of fleeb juice)
5. Rub it
6. Spit on it
7.Cut the fleeb8. Rub the chumbles
9.Shave away plubus and grumbo10. Enjoy
Hausser what about the shlami??
You dont really need one, it would just make it more potent. Wouldn't advice it on your first try, my friend used one for his first, and he got so stoned he bit of his own dick.
You don't want to start all hardcore with injection. You render the nug down with olive oil and pepper. Take that mix and drop the entire mix into your eyes. Half in one eye, half in the other.
cody blea smart
That ad was top tier
I really like how the SWAT used to wear those bdu uniforms with combat boots along with vests and just patrol caps and those cool looking helmets and ski masks back in 80s or 90s movies or even videos they would show for training
Even if i didnt grow up during those times they do look awesome
Awesome video
Balaclavas and MP5 . Rope on the vest along with flashbangs with the full size Beretta. 80’/90’s S.W.A.T uniforms were so badass. Back when Soldier of Fortune was in every grocery store letting you know if shit got bad you could go try your luck in the foreign legion
It reminds me of c.s. 1.6
Son: dad dad!
Donut: Shut up boy.
Atreus: Father!
Kratos: Shut up boy.
Same Energy
3:13 This dude couldn't pay child support and was looking for a better paying job. Perfect time to arrest him for not paying child support.
Gonun the child support system is broken and biased and also lol wtf
That's what I was thinking. That one kinda got me disappointed ngl
Also who divorced? Him or his wife? Sounded like she did
Yeethus Thy Fetus honestly same, like yeah we don’t know the background of it but just from seeing my uncle pay over a grand a month in child support, buying his children all their school supplies, clothes, and food, and then doing everything else for them i can say this system is fucked. idk how the mom has custody and was granted child support. she’s a crack head living in a trailer park home with 11 other people (half of which are children under the age of 6) and quit working the second he was put on child support
@@scarecrow0774 its because moms alone make weak kids so its just an easy way to fuck over men
I heard about one back in the late 80s/ early 90s called the “GYS sweepstakes”. GYS was short for “got ya, sucker”.
When I was a cop you were considered a rookie until there was new policy written because of you. That guy who got policy after one day on the job would be a legend
“Let go of the keys.”
“No they’re my keys.”
I started watching your videos a couple weeks ago and have been binging hardcore. I even watch your commercial skits. But today was a new high -- I bought one of those simply safe door locks. Hey, thanks, dude. Thanks.
I need to protect your my favorite son
Real son: excuse me!?
Donut: Squirt! i need to protect you too. Your my 2nd favroite son!
Real son: what?
Donut: Jones i need to protect you too your my 3rd favroite son
Real son: dad?
Damn Jones sorry to hear ur his least fav son
:(
Lol
Donut waters houseplant: "Does my favorite son want a drink?" Real son: ????
"50 cents a day!"
You mean $15 or $16 a month depending on the month?
You mean some months have 32 days? 🤔 You gotta get a little smarter to be a good smart ass bro 🙄
LaaLaaG2AuntYaya G Every 4 years you have a $14 month
@@stevedowney4056 $14.50
Oldbatwit Ooops your right. That’s what happens when Mr Jack Daniels and I get on UA-cam. 😂😂😂
@@stevedowney4056 My brother was born on the 29th of February so I usually had an excuse for not getting him a present.
“Oh no I’m being attacked by a Crip” he says while wearing a red bandana.
Now we all know Donut’s blooded out 😂
It's a matter of time till cripboy pulls a glock on em
- How about a date?
- No thanks, I'm dead today.
lmaooo your son in the beginning
the second and third sons were cuter
@@donkeykong2.0 Nah first son was cuter
I know right, I love Squirt lol
7:05 Look at that GLIZZY bro
That was a huge news story when it happened, I remember that guy in the tux very clearly from the news. I also remember hearing that'd happened several times. I had zero empathy for any of them, of course. Hey, it was cheaper than the OT hours in going to find them, and safer for everyone (far less likely for any shootings/injuries to take place during the busts)
“I’m being attacked by a crip!”
JEEVES I need to be able to protect you, you're my favorite son!
John: EXCUSE ME
#busted
Oh you watched the video too?
Spiral 😂😂😂
@@umplayful We all did Pepega Clap
hola ryan. big daddy eight thoughtsssss
@@JODRecaps no I dont care about your SoundCloud, go away
I live in Louisiana and when I was in elementary school, I was sent to the office to hand something in for the teacher. While I was standing at the counter for the office a whole bunch of kids ran out of the building really fast and all of a sudden everybody had to be out of the building immediately. It turns out that a police officer, whose child was attending the school, reached into his backpack and pulled out a gun in front of his entire kindergarten class. The gun turned out to be the police officer's service pistol and the officer explained that hehad put the pistol in his child's backpack for safekeeping and forgot it was there.
*Slow clap*
Fools protecting us. Typical
That’s pretty stupid on the part of the cop, but it’s also a stupid reason to evacuate the school. Was there any reason to believe anybody was going to be shot? No.
When I was a kid, people used to sometimes bring rifles to school because they were going shooting after school. Nobody panicked, nobody screamed or ran. It’s just a frickin tool.
Bad cop bad cop
@daerdevvl well that might have been back then but with all of the shootings occurring and a child depending on how old they are not knowing how to operate a fire arm.
Mandatory IQ test for all cops
I saw one like this where they told the person they won a prize and would be picked up in a limo, the limo had a sign on the side that said: "J.L. Time (jail time) Limo Service"
That dad arrested for no child support thing was just cruel
Yeah and like many have argued before: He is sure gonna do a much better job of supporting his child in prison. I'd say that is prison logic.
The guy was struggling. I normally am pro police for obvious reasons, but that was just cruel and counterproductive.
@@Mortablunt yep
When do you think the last time he saw his kids was
The police don't give a shit about anyone, they are only there to arrest the bad guy if they can find their dick long enough when it's not buried into some hooker, the supreme court even ruled saying that they are not obligated to protect anyone. So I'm not exactly sure why we even have them. It's not like their case solve rate is anything to brag about.
"youre my third favorite son"
his actual son that wasnt first, second, or even third favorite: dad..
You know that feeling when you have to explain a joke...
Thank you for explaining what was happening. I did not understand the joke. I now understand and can enjoy this joke. Thank you
Gosh darnit, that was pretty good. If only Donut had thought of that joke!
sup JJ. big daddy eight thoughtssss
JJ_SFL thanks dude, I couldn’t comprehend this and really needed help. Thank you JJ, very cool
1:28
*MEEEEOW*
"No! You're Protected!"
1:28 that was the cutest thing ever
0:46 *defendant* "but your honour he consented to me robbing his plants" *judge* "that shit don't wash with me boy" *defendant* "but I have proof"
“Pull it out. I wanna bite it” 😂
UGGH!!! NO! THAT WOULD FRICKIN HURT WHYD YOU LET HER BITE IT AAAAAHHH!!!!!!
The guy was probably like "aaaw yeeeah" untill she bit it.
My reports generally used the verbiage: "After multiple verbal attempts to gain compliance from subject and refusal thereof, guided said subject to the ground."
You always guide them to the ground.
Generally with a modified arm bar.
Back in the UK late seventies the police had a clampdown on radio scanners. Whilst it's not technically illegal to listen, doing anything with the information is. So when the police announced over the air that a botched armoured car robbery had resulted in a huge amount of cash being blown around a isolated woodland...
💀
“Dad?”
I lost it lol
He did it perfect lol
Did anyone else think that “hi-teen” was some kind of pun for a minute?
I loved how she was so confused and had no idea she had a warrant out for her arrest so she was clueless when the police officer told her she was under arrest she could have sworn it was a joke
I was laughing before the video even started 😂
"No Squirt you're protected"
When he said “and ur protected Squirt” Squirt was like “oooooooh”
"its just gonna shove that arm thing
down your mouth hole
and rip your heart out"
Pure poetry
Dog Bites Me:
Gets dog nuttered:
Me: you just got VECTORED
Nuttered lol
>nuttered
N u t t e r e d
hola member. big daddy eight thoughtssss
One letter could have ruined that
that sorrow "dad?" at the beginning had me dying 😆
You should use a sticker from a rival security company by your front door so thieves are trying to counter the wrong system.
I’m not even lying I was just watching yesterday’s video!!
I'm telling an adult
Tremclad all dogs go to heaven lmao
Ok.
Same!
"Please steal these plants"
Me: I'm gonna need an address please
223 likes. nice
Stonks
@@gertmognool2745 STONKS
And you ruined it
tHaNkS fOr ThE lIkEs yeah stop you ruin the joke every time you say shit like that
In my 20s I left a house party drunk. I walked up the wrong block and walked into someone's house and passed out on there floor. Cops came and brought me to jail for criminal trespass. The last thing I remember was drinking strawberry vodka and playing cards. When I went to court the cop actually had my back and told the judge that I was drunk when he woke me up and when he asked me where I was at I said I'm home. Half the courtroom including the judge chuckled and we're sympathetic to me understanding I was not criminally going in the house but I was just trashed. I plead out.
we gonna ignore the “lo-fi for ghosts (only)” in his recently watch
Lol
Timestamp?
It's actually a bopping lofi mix lol.
@@chasewilliams9290 6:50
He’s allowed to watch whatever he wants
"Jazz Cabbage" I'm going to have to use that one my dude
I'm partial to Mexican mesquite.
sup john. big daddy eight thoughtsss
giggle bush is much funnier imo
Donut: Make sure she has wide birthing hips.
Narrator: Yeeeess, he'd enjoy that.
Me: Dead
This is what Barricaded suspects hear when those dog drones enter the building and see them: *You’ve been spotted by a drone*
"Tactical Mustache" can we call it a tac stache?
yes.
@@yukinine9301 Shortened to Tache.
@@ericn7677 nice bra lmao 😂
*Runs to cat* "I need to be able to protect you, you're my second favorite son!"
Actual son: _"What?"_
Dude, Donut, your kid is great and I hope you tell him so x)
hola phy. big daddy eight thoughtssssss
What is a joke for $200, Alex.
You’re my favourite son.... DAD!!!!
"its all shits and giggles till someone giggles and shits" - Donut.
this is priceless
Here at Police Station Subs where "we only serve the finest cuts!"
As I'm scrolling I'm looking for these comments this one is a 7 out of 10 at most I think three locals also came up with it after this happened lol
I know I’m late but my college did this event that had “pot” in the title, everyone thought they were giving out weed and what not cause the RAs that we’re running it were known smokers but when we showed up it was a actual pot with dirt or something in it I forget. Extremely disappointed
This was in Massachusetts btw
Edit: It was a brownie inside a pot
So glad to know hard working peoples tax dollars funding your education so you can smoke pot in college.
the did the ol switcheroo
Did you try a brownie? It might have been a special recipe?
@@notaprogrammer7970 don’t act like you didn’t already know that, you’re just butthurt
@@Bloodfang152 if Protestant Christians stopped showing up for work the world would come to a screeching halt. We would be able to survive. Y’all wouldn’t.
0:12 me when a unkown man knocks on the door carrying nothing but milkand cigarettes
😂 good one, weird that I’m the only like one year later
11:56 "pull it out and let me bite it" 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
9:03 “you son of a fish I’m in!”
This is what my ears told me they have heard...
“Putting glocks in children’s candy” . 😂😂😂😂
6:00 you can inject Marijuana now?
These kids today ain't got no tegridy.
Tegridy wuheed
@Rio Smith I'll stick to mah tegridy weed
Welp, now we all know where your kitchen camera is 0:31, lets go get em boys!
Yeah, UPS video went the way of the roof korean.
Caleb Dehart I’ve been waiting for it... was it uploaded then taken down?!
@@dawgface898 I have no idea....still waiting on the roof Korean one too. Wish he would just upload to Bitchute whatever YT wont allow.
1:28
Donut: And you are protected squirt
Squirt: I want outside
Donut: NO your pRoTeCtEd
You know she’s mad when she says
“WELL ALL THE NERVE”
7:33 my dad had like the exact same flashlight, but the real reason he has it, is because everytime we would make a roadtrip through europe (this was mostly like 15 years ago), and enter some eastern european country, at some spots there where a whole lot of people just trying to rob you while you stop at a small gas station or parking at the side of the highway.
The real reason we had it is becayse they were extremely heavy, perfect for hitting people, and it was legal to carry in your car (baseball bats and stuff weren't)
Everyone else: if simply safe works or the main video
Me: he called his pets his fravort sons with his real son screaming in the background