I love how often he tries to prove something or defend himself and it always seems to spiral out of control because of something like a ghost zenis, making him seem even more RIDICULOUS and DERANGED
I like the guy at 5:53 who said: "what a noob" after Jerma failed to remove the Zenis™ of the wall like that's something that happens to everyone on a daily basis and Jerma is just bad at it.
the zenis is only showing through the camera, he can't see it irl, that's why he kept looking to the monitor and why he thought refreshing the cam might work
@@kiiturii Really? That's super fucking weird. I don't know that much about cameras tbf, but I really can't think what would cause that considering that it seems to be like a distortion of daylight through something like glass
@@kiituriishort answer is probably that cameras capture slightly different wavelengths than the human eye. You can often see infrared light sources on camera, such as the LED of a remote control
These things happen tp other streamers, they just don't make a big deal about it because they're not psycopaths so it's not very funny when it happens to them Just last week a ghost zenia visisted me at 3am but I just gave it a kiss and went to sleep becajse I'm not a psycopath. I'M Not very entertaining to watch I must admit
Because Jerma is a master at recognizing what a funny situation would be and either concocting one or recognizing when something insane happens and letting it ride.
@@iannordin5250 The way so he's confused at what is obviously just sunlight kinda makes me feel like its all a bit and he cut a denis shaped hole in a piece of paper and stuck it on his window or something
It's fucking me up so bad how many close calls he's had and how much foreshadowing there's been, I genuinely hope that if he ever officially retires his final bit will be a penis reveal.
This comment is so fascinating. Which idea came first, the idea that the balls drifted away from the penis or the idea that jerma was so mad the room got hot?
What makes this even more hilarious is the fact that, from the moment Jerma turned his cam on, it took a mere four seconds for chat to start pointing it out
Fun fact: people have been saying its not visible irl, and only the camera picked up the zenis, which is why he didnt notice it before, and why he has been looking at the screen and back at the wall a couple of times in disbelief
If you've ever played with a polarizing filter that makes a lot of sense with the rainbowy effect. I'm guessing it's made by the light filtering through blinds (shaft) and the holes where the pull strings run through the slats (balls) that's being diffracted and diffused to make it spread out/bloom
@@bestgirlonyoutube They've been together a long time!! She's been in the bg of a few of his streams like the taste test tier list and you can sometimes hear her laughing in the other room
I absolutely love that every Jerma/fan interation is just harassment and gaslighting. Then whenever Jerma does something that isn't a stream its as if roses are being thrown at his feet constantly, makes me enjoy this weird little collection we have
Im new to watching streamers and watching the chat be a collective group of middle schooler going " >:0 " while Jermas stumbling trying to explain himself is such a beautiful dynamic
what I think would be a funny bit is if he randomly streamed one day in a room made exactly like the one he usually does but everything in it is slightly larger just to see how chat reacted
i love how he was just about to make the ghost zenis part of the conversation like "I've never done something before like that but there's a zick on the-"
It's so funny how he seemed to keep interrupting himself while talking in this "I was gonna write "NO" just to write a tweet" "It was a ton of fun, I've never done something like that, there's a dick on the ... WHAT" Like when he read out that message in the middle of his rant without changing tone or registering it, it was like something out of a cartoon, or like his tendency to read out the worst possible messages has worsened to the point of being involuntary
1:25 Love the way he says "YesIdo!" All fast and agressive-like. Almost as if he was genuinely annoyed and appaled the suggestion he doesn't have feet and that's something he actually needs to defend.
I will never not laugh at how, after confirming multiple times with his own eyes that the zenis exists in real life, he is disappointed when it's not removed by refreshing the camera.
one of my favorite parts of this is when the wall zenis appear you can faintly hear holly (?) laughing in the background. just adds to the whole experience
being completely serious (☝🤓 moment), i think jerma is actually between 5'2 and 5'4, 5'5 is maybe even too much. an average door is about 6'8 and has its handle at its middle, at around 1 meter tall from the ground. im 5'3 and i compared myself to the average door in my house, and the handle was up to my waist or just some little inches higher. so, there are two options: thinking jerma is actually small and under 5'5, or his doors are just comically large, which would make sense to him since he is an entity trying to be human and sometimes is bad at it. but id like to think he is just a smol deranged streamer.
I love how he doesn’t ask “how?”, he just resigns and asks “why?”
jerma gets flashed by his own house
turmoil of man
that's when the ai starts gaining consciousness
he loves how jerma doesn't ask "how?", but instead just resigns and asks "why?"
truly one of the i like how i love how moments
He wonders why the cruel god punishes him
Boys will be like “I’m not 5’6”” and will try their best to ignore the Holographic Zock on their wall
Hate when that happens
I hate it when I'm talking about something and a zenis appears near me causing me to look deranged and insane
ZOCK 😭😭😭😭
Disgraceful.
Way better than when a zussy vores me
I love how often he tries to prove something or defend himself and it always seems to spiral out of control because of something like a ghost zenis, making him seem even more RIDICULOUS and DERANGED
Seem?
A genis, if you will.
True. lol
Chicanery
He’s so good at making things worse
That is so fucking funny. It's like there's a god that's a massive jerma fan and decided to do a little trolling
We do a little trolling
Gods funniest e-clown
@@aeriona626 Zrump Zupporter
@@Profile__1 shut up
God knew his 985th attempt at making the funniest short guy will work.
I like the guy at 5:53 who said: "what a noob" after Jerma failed to remove the Zenis™ of the wall like that's something that happens to everyone on a daily basis and Jerma is just bad at it.
Does it not happen to you?
Trademark
Skill issue
@@simplyunnoticeable55 Did I get the bad rng? It's happening for everyone except me???
@@Thomas_Angeloyou should be glad, the zick and zalls are so bothersome
i've never heard jerma sound more upset and confused than that "what the fuck" reaction to the Wall Zenis
Ayyyy kykay glad to see you here for the zenis
The Phallic Phantom 😱
The Penis Poltergeist
The Penisgeist
The phallic pain
@@psychowarrior5752penis snake
The fact that this all happens within the span of 60 minutes just shows how insane this little man is
He is NOT little. Its just his knee is PUSHED OUT.
@@MoonchildDontCry He's POSING.
2:22 is the exact moment his heart drops from fear
He said that as a part of his speech, as if he was reading a script, lol
@@blinded6502 I don't care if this is all fake, it's too good😂😂😂
okay this is super weird and unrelated but on disc i have the same the cure pfp
@@valsartcomms1397 oh that's so sick theyre one of my favorite bands!
Theres a dick on the- *what..? Why!?*
Jerma is simultaneously zilly zonka and the zoompa loompas
Zilly Zonka and the Zenis Zactory
This comment + reply combo killed me.
@@markpetrov9476 rest in peace
@@AbsnormalCoolest zest in peace
My favourite part is when he refreshes the camera to see if a REAL THING will suddenly disappear
The thing is it didn't appear irl. It's something with the way his camera recorded.
the zenis is only showing through the camera, he can't see it irl, that's why he kept looking to the monitor and why he thought refreshing the cam might work
@@kiiturii Really? That's super fucking weird. I don't know that much about cameras tbf, but I really can't think what would cause that considering that it seems to be like a distortion of daylight through something like glass
@@tommeakin1732 someone explained it in detail somewhere in this comment section but I don't remember what it was anymore
@@kiituriishort answer is probably that cameras capture slightly different wavelengths than the human eye.
You can often see infrared light sources on camera, such as the LED of a remote control
Notice how high up the door handle is on him.
He's like 5'2
He was genuinely 5'7 at one point, he's just shrunk in his old age. Osteoporosis is a bitch.
@@quixotes4478 he's drying out, put him back in the water
Damn, I just compared my height to my door and I'm the same height as him, sad for him considering I'm half his age
@@Cheldeo You're 30?
@@Cheldeo You do not have much growth to do anymore. You are almost ready 🙂
How can things like this always happen its crazy, actual real life cartoon character
genuinely the perfect streamer to happen to and it happens more than we deserve
These things happen tp other streamers, they just don't make a big deal about it because they're not psycopaths so it's not very funny when it happens to them
Just last week a ghost zenia visisted me at 3am but I just gave it a kiss and went to sleep becajse I'm not a psycopath. I'M Not very entertaining to watch I must admit
Because Jerma is a master at recognizing what a funny situation would be and either concocting one or recognizing when something insane happens and letting it ride.
@@iannordin5250 The way so he's confused at what is obviously just sunlight kinda makes me feel like its all a bit and he cut a denis shaped hole in a piece of paper and stuck it on his window or something
@@Fridge_Fiend I attest to this
His aura just causes them to appear
much like an omega
@@disjointedhoudinijpreg arc when
@@disjointedhoudini stawppp
Does this count as Jerma's streaming nightmare finally coming true?
Foreshadowing
@@Woogoo336 forebrightening
It's fucking me up so bad how many close calls he's had and how much foreshadowing there's been, I genuinely hope that if he ever officially retires his final bit will be a penis reveal.
@@Woogoo336 Foreboning
@@Woogoo336 Foreskinning
I love how he could clearly infer that its from a window but doesn't try to close a blind
I think it might be from the camera, I saw a comment about that on another video with this clip
(Meaning the camera did funky stuff so that was visible in the video, but it wasn’t actually there irl)
Or it could be a window idk, sorry for so many replies I can’t edit comments on my phone
@@Fionacle it was blocked out when he blocked the light, it was probably something on the window
he can see it in real life
The way he interrupted himself💀💀
Thankfully the heat produced by Jerma’s tantrum warmed the room enough so that the balls could drift away from the dongus.
This comment is so fascinating. Which idea came first, the idea that the balls drifted away from the penis or the idea that jerma was so mad the room got hot?
i love how he attempts to find where it comes from but just gives up
@N Collective schizophrenia
@@lookatel3658 mass hysteria
Schizopeenia
“prisoner cam” made me lose it
Showing us literal SCORNOGRAPHY. Absolutely DERANGED!
§€0£ŋ
What makes this even more hilarious is the fact that, from the moment Jerma turned his cam on, it took a mere four seconds for chat to start pointing it out
and you KNOW that it was ONLY because of stream delay
Jerma lifting his heel up, and then chat going “YASS-ified Jerma” and “SLAY QUEEN” is hilarious.
I love how after CLEARLY observing that it’s due to the light he tries to get rid of a real life phenomenon BY REFRESHING THE CAM
That's because it was only visible on the cam, It's invisible irl
Dude. Its not visable irl. It is indeed comming from the window, but its not observable woth the naken eye, like infrared light.
@@Otamatone69You can only see that happening through the camera
@@Otamatone69same phenomenon as remote control lights being visible through a camera but not irl
@@spadedace9507 source
I love how he has an emotional breakdown instead of just closing the curtains
5:11 will never not be funny
BRUH even the doorknobs in his home make him look 2 inches tall
"He is though" said that next commenter, with 52 likes.
"He isnt though" said the last commenter with 16 likes
@@Mike-official ""He isnt though" said the last commenter with 16 likes" said the connoisseur of barf with 0 likes
He isn't though
@@notyourdaddude1957 exactly, he's shorter
Club penguin angle
either this was a very quick upload or i've been stuck in a time prison voting for the jermawards
pls give me the link to vote
Fun fact: people have been saying its not visible irl, and only the camera picked up the zenis, which is why he didnt notice it before, and why he has been looking at the screen and back at the wall a couple of times in disbelief
If you've ever played with a polarizing filter that makes a lot of sense with the rainbowy effect. I'm guessing it's made by the light filtering through blinds (shaft) and the holes where the pull strings run through the slats (balls) that's being diffracted and diffused to make it spread out/bloom
@@XIIchiron78 physics zenis
Comically large door
Comically small Jerma
That implies there's also a normally sized jerma and a comically large jerma
I love how he just trails off mid sentence, he's DISCOMBOBULATED
The way that he’s just talking normally only for his sentence to trail off has me ROLLING
My favorite part is hearing Holly laugh in the other room when he finally realized
who is holly
@@bestgirlonyoutube His girlfriend
@@newlydeviant WHAT
@@bestgirlonyoutube They've been together a long time!! She's been in the bg of a few of his streams like the taste test tier list and you can sometimes hear her laughing in the other room
Is this statistically more likely to happen to Jerma than anyone else? No. But is anyone surprised that this happened to Jerma? Nope.
I feel like chat found a way to break free of click maps
He poses like a middle school girl taking a first day of school photo
I absolutely love that every Jerma/fan interation is just harassment and gaslighting. Then whenever Jerma does something that isn't a stream its as if roses are being thrown at his feet constantly, makes me enjoy this weird little collection we have
Im new to watching streamers and watching the chat be a collective group of middle schooler going " >:0 " while Jermas stumbling trying to explain himself is such a beautiful dynamic
what I think would be a funny bit is if he randomly streamed one day in a room made exactly like the one he usually does but everything in it is slightly larger
just to see how chat reacted
The shrinkage
I can’t believe THIS was the context to the wall zenis
I love how he reads chat and says 'dick on the wall' and doesn't process it and then you just see it click and he just panics.
i love how he was just about to make the ghost zenis part of the conversation like "I've never done something before like that but there's a zick on the-"
man tbh thats a massive ghost deek ya got there jerms
It's so funny how he seemed to keep interrupting himself while talking in this
"I was gonna write "NO" just to write a tweet"
"It was a ton of fun, I've never done something like that, there's a dick on the
...
WHAT"
Like when he read out that message in the middle of his rant without changing tone or registering it, it was like something out of a cartoon, or like his tendency to read out the worst possible messages has worsened to the point of being involuntary
and its hilaious
@@soupster857 Quite possibly, but can people like stop bringing it up all the time
@@volnartheunforgiving3952 sorry
@@soupster857 It's alright
@@volnartheunforgiving3952 wait i'm so confused at this interaction didnt you bring it up
I am so obsessed with the moment where he reads the comment about the zenis before he even processes what it's saying, I cannot stop replying it
he has the upper half of a tall man
he’s such a jojo
Wall Zenis for Jerma Rumble
God rolls a d20 at the start of every Jerma stream to see what kind of tomfuckery should transpire
Notice how it shrunk a little after he shadow zerked it
thats me
its my ghost zenis
gigachad flashing cock on jerma stream while he attempts to prove he's not short
You're gonna regret that when a potential employer looks your name up smh
@@aetherius6221 wut
Guy tries to prove that he’s tall but instead proves he’s girlypop
2:48 the realization that it is actually physically there, instead of jsut being a camera glitch, is absolute cherry on top.
I have a theory that jerma looks shorter because his torso and legs are about the same height. Porportion Andy
4'6" AI generated Jerma tries to prove he's not short while the matrix breaks down around him and summons a zenis of shining light on the wall.
thats just the minimap
she really slayed this
She?
@@IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0G Don't you get it? Misgendering people is funny when they're male.
@@idot3331 calm down, i don't think it was on purpose. I hope
@@idot3331 Yes 😎
@@idot3331 did you just suggest males are real? Talk about toxic.
are we gonna talk about how jermas chair costs over a grand?
Makes sense with his general body pains I’d want a comfy chair too
that giant dumper needs proper support
His job is to sit at a computer for hours, he probably writes it off as a "business expense"
he rented an entire Baseball stadium for ONE stream, him owning an expensive chair is the least surprising thing ever
That's not that crazy for a good quality office chair, mine was around 800
1:25
Love the way he says "YesIdo!" All fast and agressive-like. Almost as if he was genuinely annoyed and appaled the suggestion he doesn't have feet and that's something he actually needs to defend.
He admitted he’s computer generators 😦
Jerma yells at a Ghost Zock in front of thousands of fans.
This man managed to get flashed by his own house
You can hear hear him smile at 0:11
Milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk
@@gummy3584 very good game
milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk
Fun little factoid: The user who subscribed for 61 months at 4:52 is an artist who draws some cool art, very wholesome and not pony-related art.
Thank you internet stranger I will now believe you 100%.
Show me the pony porn, Pancada.
this man has to be living in a cosmic horror story, cause what
I will never not laugh at how, after confirming multiple times with his own eyes that the zenis exists in real life, he is disappointed when it's not removed by refreshing the camera.
PSYCO streamer PROVES existence of GOD by upsetting ANCHIENT DEITY
god I’m so attracted to this man
Same
he poses like a sorority girl during homecoming
barbara streisand effect
The holy zenis
I love the titles of these videos SO much
he looks very nice in this stream
zats a zpicy zick
i find it funny that every day (if stuffs arranged properly) that probably appears on his wall but this is the first time he noticed it
The zenis slowly shortens and then falls off
too much zerking off upset a god
A shame someone didn't say "spit on it"
"Yassed up jerma"
Someone in chat at the beginning said "SHOW ZOCK" having no idea what he was in for
I can't stop laughing at this.
Like, there's a random zillyzongdillydonger on my wall.
Welp.
the more he tries to prove hes not short the deeper the hole he digs for himself
Did his webcam just pick up some ultraviolet light reflecting off the window knob or something? goddamn
I think it was being refracted by some sort of object in the windows path but I’ve got no clue how. We need a photon scientist
it was an eldritch entity
i swear the zock only got bigger as the video continued
I like how he feels the need to deny the claim that he doesn’t have feet
Making history like always
The sheer foreshadowing from the guy saying "SHOW ZOCK" before it appears
2:32 notice how he looks at the actual wall to see the dick even though it was drawn on stream. This proves jerma is a virtual simulation
its light refracted through something in his room
@@carnictus23damn it foiled again
I D I O T
@@larryhoover2541 of course I am I watch jerma
@@carnictus23 does mean he has a huge glass dildo on the Reddit shelf thats acting as a prism?
But actually what the fuck caused the wall zenis
Celestial zenis watching over jerma
If his door is a standard height 80" door, based on his height compared to that top hinge, he's like 5'7"
We shouldn’t ignore the fact that jerma exposed himself for actually being computer generated at around 2 mins
one of my favorite parts of this is when the wall zenis appear you can faintly hear holly (?) laughing in the background. just adds to the whole experience
There is a ZICK on the WALL
He reminds me of an older Tom Holland!
Peak of my life was seeing this live tbh
I've seen like 2 streams live too
THE BALLFONDLER PROPHECY!
being completely serious (☝🤓 moment), i think jerma is actually between 5'2 and 5'4, 5'5 is maybe even too much. an average door is about 6'8 and has its handle at its middle, at around 1 meter tall from the ground. im 5'3 and i compared myself to the average door in my house, and the handle was up to my waist or just some little inches higher. so, there are two options: thinking jerma is actually small and under 5'5, or his doors are just comically large, which would make sense to him since he is an entity trying to be human and sometimes is bad at it. but id like to think he is just a smol deranged streamer.
The invasive species, known only as Wallus penisus, invades streamers House live (2024, Colourised)
Thought for sec that zenis was an actual name for that kind of artifact
it is now
im gonna puke this is the funniest video in the world
Puke?