"Far from it? You opened a pub for fucks sake you couldn't get further from far from it if you drove down the motorway from it... Drunk!" -Charlie Brooker
Weird to see what still feels like a recent year...but is now closer to a decade away in a very different and frequently shit time :-O 2014 feels like an era from an enchanted fable, by comparison.
FIRST UA-cam WITH ADVERTS JUST SPUNKED INTO THE MIDDLE OF VIDEO. ABSOLUTELY DISAPPROVE. IF IT CONTINUES, I WILL STOP USING THIS PREVIOUSLY EXCELLENT SERVICE
this is by far the best analysis of the biebs ever...I actually feel bad for jb that he has to toss off Justin bieber. he must be so ashamed that his fall from grace has led to this,,,
"Will there ever come a time where we need two mouses to work a computer?" Yes. It's called the NEW 3DS, but the mice are called C Sticks, which is funny because they're flat & round like buttons.
Bob I'm not sure, but should be any time now (series 1 started in late January back in 2013, and series 2 was round about this point last year). The BBC have a habit of not announcing air dates until the full schedules for that week are printed. It should be this month though, that much was announced in a press release back in November. Until then, last week's 2014 Wipe is still on the BBC iPlayer (if you're in the UK) or on here somewhere if you missed it.
I find it utterly insulting to religion as a whole that someone can intentionally endanger their life for adrenaline and fame and pray to the god they believe gave them the rare and precious gift of life while doing it. And I'm an atheist.
18:16 If you take the tightrope walker's conversation to himself & make it prominent, then black out the visuals, it sounds like he's having sex with Jesus. That Andrex commercial is no better than the ones where people throw girls-only yogurt parties & talk about how regularly they poop. & that musical compensation commercial reminds me of the one where adults march around downtown in nothing but shirts & adult diapers. Good lord, is there no escaping retarded advertising in this world?
In regards to one of the the questions asked at 26:12 minutes in: cracked.tumblr.com/post/6865694196/emily-howell-wrote-this-piece-of-music-emily Fucking terrifying....
You have a vivid imagination. :S :) Psychopaths already exist, and I bet robots could be programmed with empathy, so I doubt too much would change in terms of what is done to people with robots in our midst. :) (Have you seen Black Mirror White Christmas?) :D
I am getting way too much enjoyment out of all the stupid "your mum" bits this series.
Just like your mum.
Sandwich247
YOUR mum, and this doesn't reflect well on me at all, didn't enjoy a second of it.
I wish Charlie Brooker would do more of these for the growing media of 2018.
Imagine it now mate.
Hello from 2023...
"Far from it? You opened a pub for fucks sake you couldn't get further from far from it if you drove down the motorway from it...
Drunk!"
-Charlie Brooker
The 90 seconds segments were always really good.
Weird to see what still feels like a recent year...but is now closer to a decade away in a very different and frequently shit time :-O 2014 feels like an era from an enchanted fable, by comparison.
I can’t wait to know where my lap goes when I stand up.
It goes into the 4th dimension
Our vain human reason will never produce a definitive answer. It’ll always be one of God’s beautiful mysteries.
That "Turing shroud" joke got me
08:09 " I'd never heard of the Literal Delocrats before" i'v watched all of brookers wipes and still seem to find a new subtle joke every time
"A nazi made of spiders" hahahaha.
FIRST UA-cam WITH ADVERTS JUST SPUNKED INTO THE MIDDLE OF VIDEO. ABSOLUTELY DISAPPROVE. IF IT CONTINUES, I WILL STOP USING THIS PREVIOUSLY EXCELLENT SERVICE
- and youtube will go bankrupt from 1 customer loss.
Heard about Adblock plus chrome and firefox addon? if not Google it.
I notice you didn't stop using this previously excellent service...
COMPUTERS ARE ALL AROUND US, IN OFFICES, COMPUTER SHOPS, AND COMPUTER REPAIR SHOPS LOL LOL IM DEAD
Cunk and Shitpeas are always the best bit of any episode.
Barry Shitpeas. Quality name. Almost as good as Ophelia Tits 🤣
They are the worst part of every episode. Same joke every time, really boring
Dough Stanhope is so confusing. too many layers of irony!! do i laugh at him or with him or both or neither and oh noo im so confused
Audrey2412 and that's why he drinks!
Yeah, 15 + years later and I'm still trying to find him funny. It's like he thinks as long as he shouts and acts angry he is profound and funny.
'would you get one of those?' 'yea, why not?' 'yea, why not *sniff*'
Brutal 😆
Charlie Brookers thrown a few quid at his flat, hasn't he. Looking fancy as fuck.
"He looked like all the Dr. Who's mixed together." Haha.
this is by far the best analysis of the biebs ever...I actually feel bad for jb that he has to toss off Justin bieber. he must be so ashamed that his fall from grace has led to this,,,
somebody make a compilation video of charlie brooker's apt descriptions
"Will there ever come a time where we need two mouses to work a computer?"
Yes. It's called the NEW 3DS, but the mice are called C Sticks, which is funny because they're flat & round like buttons.
Paul McKenna. Buckled me, haha.
It is now the future and you can ask a computer about computers
Is there really no ep 5?
Welcome to Doncaster Rovers.
Fun fact, computer music exists already.
I own a strange mechanical device that makes a vibrating buzzing sound, just like your mum does.
3:17 sums up our sick society.
Where's episode 5? and season 3?
There isn't a third series yet. It starts airing next month on BBC Two in the UK.
wolflower
Hooray!
Does anyone know when the 3rd season is starting on BBC?
Bob I'm not sure, but should be any time now (series 1 started in late January back in 2013, and series 2 was round about this point last year). The BBC have a habit of not announcing air dates until the full schedules for that week are printed. It should be this month though, that much was announced in a press release back in November. Until then, last week's 2014 Wipe is still on the BBC iPlayer (if you're in the UK) or on here somewhere if you missed it.
+wolflower thank you for that. I have seen 2014 wipe and I am now working my way through how television ruined your live.
"Nick Leg" :p
Not so funny this week but still cheered me up a bit.
What's with the Pacman board on the table?
Watch the entire video and you'll know why?
Is that a question?
Yuck Fooh Ahhhhhhhh HELL NAHHHHHHH!
Anthony Parker 你是精神病患者
Yuck Fooh Yes. Mr baloon of japan
does anyone else agree that CB is incredibly attractive
CB used to be attractive, but it is far less popular now given the existence of mobile phones and the internet.
Gamechanger. That is all.
nick leg
bloody you again, you're on all of these
I find it utterly insulting to religion as a whole that someone can intentionally endanger their life for adrenaline and fame and pray to the god they believe gave them the rare and precious gift of life while doing it. And I'm an atheist.
Well that's why then.
JOBBIES!!
18:16 If you take the tightrope walker's conversation to himself & make it prominent, then black out the visuals, it sounds like he's having sex with Jesus.
That Andrex commercial is no better than the ones where people throw girls-only yogurt parties & talk about how regularly they poop. & that musical compensation commercial reminds me of the one where adults march around downtown in nothing but shirts & adult diapers. Good lord, is there no escaping retarded advertising in this world?
0:58 dirty ol bastard.
20:12 ooh look, it’s that beautiful country they’d have believe was only recently reduced to rubble???
Best Beberism. Ozzy Osborn asked what he thought of Beber's latest hit? Ozzy answers, who the fuck is justin beber !?
I usually dont consider bumming gingas but .... i have a problem with her.
In regards to one of the the questions asked at 26:12 minutes in:
cracked.tumblr.com/post/6865694196/emily-howell-wrote-this-piece-of-music-emily
Fucking terrifying....
You have a vivid imagination. :S :)
Psychopaths already exist, and I bet robots could be programmed with empathy, so I doubt too much would change in terms of what is done to people with robots in our midst. :)
(Have you seen Black Mirror White Christmas?) :D
Not bad at all, but he's done better.
"Here's Doug Stanhope" ...aaaaaaand skip
Ah, good times