Chael Sonnen (UFC) - TOP 25 Quotes of ALL TIME.

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    Master trash talker Chael Sonnen of the UFC. Some of the funniest quotes.
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  • @HappyGaming11
    @HappyGaming11 8 років тому +730

    i still think Chael is king of trash talk.

  • @titanmma515
    @titanmma515 9 років тому +839

    How does his mind think that quickly to make up that story about Wanderlei in bed with the Nogeuira brothers and so on, what a man!

    • @666yanco
      @666yanco 9 років тому +16

      Its called being smart....which you obviously ain't

    • @titanmma515
      @titanmma515 9 років тому +257

      Some random keyboard gladiator judging my intellect...

    • @illuderebeliarh1260
      @illuderebeliarh1260 9 років тому +61

      TenaciousTitan MMA be careful man, he has 666 in his name. He is either the Devil himself or a random fat guy asking his mother to pay for internet.

    • @njmes3037
      @njmes3037 8 років тому +3

      TenaciousTitan MMA You have to be pretty witty

    • @Joker1841
      @Joker1841 6 років тому +4

      It happened

  • @firecrackerjack68
    @firecrackerjack68 10 років тому +327

    "He's (Anderson Silva) not qualified to make Frank Mir a sandwich" LOL

    • @17wildoutt17
      @17wildoutt17 6 років тому +3

      firecrackerjack68 favorite line ever

    • @mitchdrew9005
      @mitchdrew9005 3 роки тому +14

      No commission in the world that would sanction that beating” classic

    • @robbysleaze5041
      @robbysleaze5041 3 роки тому

      You ok bro?

  • @hoss011
    @hoss011 8 років тому +372

    this guy thinks his 22 wins in japan were real.... how he says it cracks me up

  • @closer20jc
    @closer20jc 8 років тому +183

    "with a pair of night vision goggles i bought in the back of soldier of fortune magazine" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LoganNashFilms
    @LoganNashFilms 8 років тому +844

    "On the streets of West Linn, Oregon, if you lay on your back with your legs wrapped around a man's head for 8 seconds, that does not make you a winner, that makes...... not a winner."
    BEST LINE

    • @Eziokilla9595
      @Eziokilla9595 8 років тому +46

      +Nash Films As someone from Oregon, who has spent a lot of time in West Linn, I can say that it is the least threatening place on earth.

    • @titusotrilby3208
      @titusotrilby3208 8 років тому +3

      lmfaoooo, i AGREE,

    • @cgrr8090
      @cgrr8090 8 років тому +88

      +Eziokilla9595 That's the joke

    • @Eziokilla9595
      @Eziokilla9595 8 років тому +8

      Charlie Greer I know that's the joke, but I'm also from Chael's hometown.

    • @robertbaratheon2193
      @robertbaratheon2193 8 років тому

      +Charlie Greer derrrrrr.

  • @conrat64
    @conrat64 8 років тому +918

    Chael makes Connors trash talk look cute

    • @a53524
      @a53524 8 років тому +15

      +conrat64 not funny connor trash talk is different level

    • @closer20jc
      @closer20jc 8 років тому +187

      +Akhil Singh yeah a lower level

    • @SDoGx54
      @SDoGx54 8 років тому +7

      Rogan said conors better, and i agree. But chael is a beast at it

    • @kathyjensen7728
      @kathyjensen7728 8 років тому +71

      Were you listening? Are your speakers on? He tried to feed the bus a carrot!

    • @julietcharlie813
      @julietcharlie813 8 років тому +79

      rogan has his opinion and we have ours...chaels better

  • @izzythedude
    @izzythedude 8 років тому +352

    I was lucky enough to have met Chael twice in Lake Oswego, OR and he couldn't be any nicer to a young kid like me. Seriously the most genuine guy, he's the best

    • @SwirlEP
      @SwirlEP 8 років тому +54

      +izzythedude Yep. He was always trying to sell his fights, it was a big reason his fights drew a lot of buys. He'd watched enough pro wrestling and understood how they sold PPVs and took that to the UFC. He's even said on his podcast that he knew his chances of winning a few of those fights weren't good, but "you have to make that walk" and that "if I haven't prepared enough and haven't done the work, I have this asskicking coming, but you still gotta sell the fight and you have to make that walk".

    • @vrxmbov2514
      @vrxmbov2514 6 років тому +1

      J

    • @Ashketchup482
      @Ashketchup482 3 роки тому +7

      And he is also undefeated!

  • @cdmnumber3fan
    @cdmnumber3fan 8 років тому +545

    I love Conor McGregor, but no one can touch the entertainment level of Chael Sonnen's trash talk

    • @gayjesus9448
      @gayjesus9448 3 роки тому +10

      Bisping has come close but sonnen is the last emperor of trashtalk

    • @ThatAiGamer
      @ThatAiGamer Рік тому +3

      6 years ago during mcgregor a prime the good days 😔

    • @bullythebooks
      @bullythebooks Рік тому +6

      @@ThatAiGamer But really Mcgregor was only funny because of the accent. Not 100% but maybe 65%

    • @ajayagarwal9958
      @ajayagarwal9958 Рік тому

      It's clean too

  • @checksandbalances0
    @checksandbalances0 9 років тому +164

    "give me a silva, they all suck" lolololololo

    • @UndauntedJohn
      @UndauntedJohn 9 років тому +1

      checksandbalances0 can you tell me who he is talking about at 2:55?

    • @samkhaled
      @samkhaled 9 років тому +2

      John rampage

    • @freddyarias7450
      @freddyarias7450 8 років тому +2

      +John Bj penn

  • @kingkang432
    @kingkang432 8 років тому +443

    Working on your 'Joo-Jeetsu" hahahaha. That 'password...not required' quip cracked me up too hahaha.

    • @JazGalaxy
      @JazGalaxy 8 років тому +7

      +King Kang It's hysterical. What is he even talking about? I don't think he even knows, but all with a straight face.

    • @guillaume958
      @guillaume958 8 років тому +10

      +King Kang Didn't get the joke about password not required. Can you enlighten me?

    • @closer20jc
      @closer20jc 8 років тому +6

      +JazGalaxy hes saying they are in there fucking

    • @GrayFell
      @GrayFell 7 років тому +15

      'Im a republican, I don't open my legs for other men'

    • @profd65
      @profd65 6 років тому

      Chael Sonnen, submitted NINE TIMES in his career by joo-jeetsu. I can understand the resentment.

  • @stratocaster1986able
    @stratocaster1986able 10 років тому +525

    This man is pure brilliance.

  • @turtleguy5758
    @turtleguy5758 8 років тому +116

    lol "They all suck, gimme a silva!"

    • @PrismanSP
      @PrismanSP 2 роки тому

      I want an easy fight

  • @knowing51knowing75
    @knowing51knowing75 7 років тому +76

    "They TRULY have computers? I really didn't know that"
    hahahahahaha such good trash talking

  • @blackpage716
    @blackpage716 8 років тому +110

    Ohhh man. At first the Bus and Horse joke was dry but the more you hear it the less air I can breathe. LOL

    • @dtc603
      @dtc603 Рік тому +2

      It gets funnier the more you hear it.

  • @kingme1034
    @kingme1034 6 років тому +54

    6:32 this is genius LMAO

  • @natef1504
    @natef1504 10 років тому +46

    Another Chael quote:
    "Brian Stan is a great American. He loves the USA and I love the USA; and right now, he's gonna get a red white and blue ass whoopin. "

  • @vinicius401
    @vinicius401 9 років тому +101

    I miss this guy.

  • @BerserkerGuts_
    @BerserkerGuts_ 10 років тому +71

    the interesting thing about sonnen, is that it's very difficult to tell whether he is playing around or being serious.. The things that he says would make you think he's joking but he has the most serious look on his face haha

  • @PopeyeTheSailor
    @PopeyeTheSailor 7 років тому +234

    The Founding Father of a trash talk.The greatest of all time. Chael P.. P stands for perfectness.

    • @theForbiddenSpeaker
      @theForbiddenSpeaker 6 років тому +3

      Nah the founding father was mohammud ali, chael turned it into a science, mayweather altered it, conor mcgregor legitmaized it even more after they all passed the torch

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 6 років тому +13

      McGregors trashtalk is 5th grade level. Just swearing a lot and calling everyone a bitch. He's had a few actually good lines. Otherwise it's finding one barely funny line then repeating it maybe 5 or 6 times, throw in calling them a bitch or whatever and then finish with saying how much money he has. That's every McGregor press conference or face to face interview.

    • @youarebetterthanme7629
      @youarebetterthanme7629 6 років тому

      Izaan Z Mohammad is not the greatest because he was the bed fighter in the ring of his time but he promoted the best. Exactly why Mayweather had sold out seats to his fights and McGregor has sold out seats to his. Anyone that's undefeated and doesn't have promoting material, will never be the #1 balloon.

    • @vitor3000
      @vitor3000 5 років тому

      The p still stands for icon

    • @jahimuddin2306
      @jahimuddin2306 3 роки тому

      That would be Muhammad Ali.

  • @punketsu6222
    @punketsu6222 9 років тому +89

    This guy cuts promos almost as good as Steve Austin. Damn.

    • @TheCTEnterprises
      @TheCTEnterprises 9 років тому +4

      Steve Austin even for pro wrestling was OVERRATED AS FUCK! What?...What?...What?

    • @WWEJVCC2010
      @WWEJVCC2010 9 років тому +10

      TheCTEnterprises You think Steve is just that? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? Seriously dude, look at his promos during 97-00.

    • @Sploshification
      @Sploshification 6 років тому +4

      he's way better.

    • @druidGAMER
      @druidGAMER 6 років тому +9

      I'm a huge pro wrestling fan and Chael is miles ahead of Austin

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 2 роки тому

      Why try to compare. Chael himself said something to the effect of some people ask what would jesus do. I ask what would stone cold steve Austin do.

  • @bitchmodesquad
    @bitchmodesquad 7 років тому +60

    3:39 is the funniest one in the video. "Not a winner!"

    • @bitchmodesquad
      @bitchmodesquad 7 років тому +4

      Yea the way he looked at the camera for a second says it all lol

    • @jackbanks4532
      @jackbanks4532 5 років тому +4

      He was about to say something very rude but uncle Chael doesn't curse lol

  • @doppelpack_nk2402
    @doppelpack_nk2402 8 років тому +20

    'that makes not a winner, that makes ... not a winner' lmao :D

  • @matthenderson3133
    @matthenderson3133 10 років тому +97

    Gods, he's funny. I love his particular brand of tras- 'It's not trash talk, it's what I sincerely think' :)

    • @mxmang
      @mxmang 2 роки тому +1

      So say we all

  • @MrDim1913
    @MrDim1913 8 років тому +20

    You gotta fucking love the guy.

  • @stormrevenant
    @stormrevenant 8 років тому +78

    The Batman/Superman comment cracked me up.

    • @proudindian9140
      @proudindian9140 6 років тому

      Aniruddha Sharma aaah☺ i c an indian ufc fan

  • @ricardomaritza9544
    @ricardomaritza9544 10 років тому +19

    Guys so quick with his words, genius, probably got a A in trash talking at school, and most likely gets the last word in every conversation

  • @yankeemafia999
    @yankeemafia999 8 років тому +83

    how can people say that conor mcgregor trash talk is better lol

  • @kidd172
    @kidd172 12 років тому +11

    He once has a awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
    Gotta love chael. He's the funniest guy in UFC

  • @mariuslie9105
    @mariuslie9105 7 років тому +12

    How he came up with that home invasion thing is incredible, it was pure comedy!

  • @markbutler6788
    @markbutler6788 9 років тому +23

    Chael was the unquestionable #2 Middleweight MMA fighter in the world in his prime. Sport aside, he understood the business brilliantly. Personally, I would hang out with him once but not twice, lol.

    • @M_martinez65653
      @M_martinez65653 9 місяців тому +1

      @@mralex070 that’s a wild way to spell Wanderlei

  • @SahilPawar95
    @SahilPawar95 7 років тому +13

    Conon is a trash talker,Chael is a story teller lol

  • @jamesmelay
    @jamesmelay 12 років тому +10

    He's not denying that he lost the belt, He's just stating how he actually deserved to win the fight,which is actually true

  • @titusotrilby3208
    @titusotrilby3208 8 років тому +22

    whilst your working on your "Jiu Jitsu"
    HAHAHHAAHHAA I'm Dead, Chael is beast.

  • @john-michaelsalas9977
    @john-michaelsalas9977 6 років тому +6

    The Overeem insults were so effortless and so smooth it's amazing.

  • @herculesbrofister265
    @herculesbrofister265 2 роки тому +3

    Im gonna Amy Schumer some of this guys lines, they're great

  • @megag52
    @megag52 2 роки тому +5

    This is perfect trash talk. Not at all nasty, in fact, really if anything he's really making fun of himself! Clearly just silly, but so quick, clever and natural. Easy to understand and remember. This is why he's so entertaining. All skills that could to some degree he learnt by others in the fight/entertainment industry

  • @victorslist3718
    @victorslist3718 10 років тому +20

    This guy is awesome period....he is tough and he is hilarious

  • @donnatanner2090
    @donnatanner2090 7 років тому +35

    he is why I fell in love with UFC 👍✊👊

  • @jayevans819
    @jayevans819 10 місяців тому +2

    Christ i miss all this. He was the benchmark for entertainment

  • @okcomputer1982
    @okcomputer1982 10 років тому +27

    Yo, dude is hilarious. Period.
    You can say anything else about him, but that shit is just the truth.

  • @FrankKnights
    @FrankKnights 8 років тому +13

    "The referee is not wearing an ear piece" Hahahaha

  • @gabeb5803
    @gabeb5803 9 років тому +7

    Chael is like a trash talking savant. Fucking brilliant.

  • @flyagaric007
    @flyagaric007 8 років тому +15

    the best TROLL ever

  • @anonymousgamer9592
    @anonymousgamer9592 5 років тому +11

    Damn I miss him😓he just retired we will never froget you chael❤️

  • @KwNJn1
    @KwNJn1 9 років тому +14

    Omg Chael is the best!

  • @4Morfius
    @4Morfius 6 років тому +7

    “They all suck. Give me a silva” 😂😂😂

  • @IamWoodstaman
    @IamWoodstaman 8 років тому +5

    Chael is the real king of trash talking.

  • @ilovejordanferris413
    @ilovejordanferris413 6 років тому +15

    6:50 always gets me 😂

  • @DDarkoBR
    @DDarkoBR 11 років тому +13

    As a brazilian I have to say, Chael is incredibly funny

  • @Dr.Beyrojac
    @Dr.Beyrojac Рік тому +2

    Still laughing to this day

  • @avreeves
    @avreeves 10 років тому +10

    guys who cares that he said fedor sucks, he also said he didnt know brazil had computers, obviously u shouldnt take this guy seriously, hes just doing the attitude era WWE thing, he is very good at it, it sells, and its funny as hell.

  • @nerdsta23
    @nerdsta23 11 років тому +5

    LMAO! That Wanderlei Silva bit at the end was priceless. I can barely believe none of what he's saying is scripted. This stuff just comes off the top of Sonnen's head? Genius. Best troll ever!

  • @Imightberiding
    @Imightberiding 11 років тому +13

    Take note people! No scarier place on the planet than Westland, Oregon. Damn, I don't know how Chael actually survived those mean streets. This man is an epically hilarious guy! It would be refreshing to have a few more characters with this level of whit in the UFC.

  • @constantinelycouris2325
    @constantinelycouris2325 6 років тому +3

    chael could be a fuckin comedian with that timing

  • @outlawstarOSTT
    @outlawstarOSTT 8 років тому +34

    2:36 predicted mcgregor

    • @jedmyth
      @jedmyth 8 років тому +2

      He was talking about BJ penn

    • @TheMrTehawesome
      @TheMrTehawesome 8 років тому +4

      No, he was talking about Rampage

    • @PronounceGaming
      @PronounceGaming 7 років тому +3

      I thought he was talking about Tito Ortiz...

    • @ThePcg813
      @ThePcg813 7 років тому +3

      hes talking about himself going to bellator

    • @n7torp904
      @n7torp904 7 років тому +6

      Most likely talking about Tito

  • @mariuslie9105
    @mariuslie9105 7 років тому +7

    I almost died when he talked about wanderlei, how does he come up with that bizzare threat on such short notice?

  • @mistral_uk
    @mistral_uk 2 роки тому +4

    Had the pleasure of meeting Chael Sonnen at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

  • @TheWindstorm2012
    @TheWindstorm2012 7 років тому +2

    The fact that the threat he directs to Wanderlei Silva is considered a death threat while he never said that he'll kill him talks by itself. Sonnen is THE trash-talker, period.

  • @IsntHeThat0neGuy
    @IsntHeThat0neGuy 10 років тому +3

    Chael Sonnen just became my favorite fighter, of any discipline, ever.

  • @soxfan5505
    @soxfan5505 8 років тому +18

    This is how WWE promos should sound. Get rid of the writers and let people be creative.

  • @zoydztena4271
    @zoydztena4271 10 років тому +8

    Legend

  • @SDM123451
    @SDM123451 11 років тому +1

    This Guys is classic...love the death threat..

  • @SB-jn8cw
    @SB-jn8cw 2 роки тому +1

    Love how Thiago was dying sitting next to him.

  • @Tom-se1yf
    @Tom-se1yf 8 років тому +4

    Legend.

  • @NewCanadianTurtle
    @NewCanadianTurtle 11 років тому +22

    My favourite quote from Chael Sonnen:"If I see brock lesnar right now, I'll throw my boot at him, and he'd better polish it up before he brings it back to me."
    Oh man, I'm so using that

  • @ChillPill365
    @ChillPill365 Рік тому +2

    Chael confirming that Charles Bennett KO'ed Wandy backstage a decade before Wandy confirmed it is gold 🤣

  • @skyhawk747
    @skyhawk747 7 років тому +1

    Love Chael to bits haha. This is the year of Chael!

  • @victorslist3718
    @victorslist3718 10 років тому +25

    I wanna make a movie about Chael Sonnen...fund me people :)

  • @TheMunsterOnTech
    @TheMunsterOnTech 10 років тому +5

    Chael: "Give me a Silva".

  • @denisejones3017
    @denisejones3017 Рік тому +1

    My husband told me in the last month my trash talking game has reached an amazing level ..... I have this legend to thank

  • @jackbauer4186
    @jackbauer4186 3 роки тому +2

    If he came up with that whole home invasion/password not required bit on the fly, then this man is beyond a witch. Its as if he invented a new firm of thought process.

  • @xinaliaful
    @xinaliaful 9 років тому +6

    thumbs up for thiago alves' reaction! lol

  • @sdzcsxcsdzx9153
    @sdzcsxcsdzx9153 8 років тому +7

    There was a bus in lav vegas and little nog tried feeding it a carrot and little big started rubbing it thought it was a horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool best line ever

  • @melknowles5177
    @melknowles5177 11 років тому +1

    the bus and the carrot story is a classic. That never gets old :)

  • @XY-Man
    @XY-Man Рік тому +1

    there have been people throughout history who are soo smart, witty and talented that they could speak like Chael's does naturally but is he one of them ?.. possible, or is this all just prepared material.. quite plausible!

  • @Solaris9709
    @Solaris9709 8 років тому +3

    Best of all time!

  • @uriahcook2535
    @uriahcook2535 10 років тому +26

    damn he is funny, he is still yet to be Silva or Bones after all the shit talking but none the less a funny guy.

    • @justinhavens4700
      @justinhavens4700 6 років тому +9

      Uriah Cook I dont know chael dominated the greatest fighter in the world at the time for nearly 5 rounds. That justifies all of his shit talk to me.

  • @glasschinjoshua1501
    @glasschinjoshua1501 6 років тому +1

    Chael is a gift.

  • @leetheflea4096
    @leetheflea4096 6 років тому +1

    It's a mark of my respect for Chael and appreciation for his humor that he can insult Wanderlei and I'm still a fan of his. 😂

  • @Rocco69Siffredi
    @Rocco69Siffredi 9 років тому +8

    👍GIVE ME A SILVA👍

  • @Roedflair
    @Roedflair 7 років тому +3

    HAIL CHAEL

  • @mcmays22
    @mcmays22 Рік тому

    This is the greatest video I have ever seen.. i think im gonna watch again..😊

  • @CopperFather
    @CopperFather 12 років тому +1

    This guy has been my favorite fighter since his early UFC days when he was at 205. I knew one day people would be talking about him.

  • @mikenike1010
    @mikenike1010 10 років тому +10

    haha chael is hilarious

  • @beastmodefiazco1048
    @beastmodefiazco1048 7 років тому +5

    Well what happend mirko,what happend to your legs ? LOL!!!!!

  • @dreamsofelegance
    @dreamsofelegance 12 років тому +2

    This video has had me in tears where I've laughed so hard. I love how he keeps bringing up, "I didn't even KNOW they have computers in Brazil!"

  • @lanelewis
    @lanelewis 12 років тому +1

    the response to wanderlei absolutely killed me. and killed me fast.

  • @jaredbrown3085
    @jaredbrown3085 9 років тому +4

    Funny stuff. Defiantly at 4:03 LOL

  • @jamiepaugh2841
    @jamiepaugh2841 8 років тому +3

    Reminds me of Randal from Clerks lol

  • @Ausconvict
    @Ausconvict 11 років тому

    gotta love chael

  • @pallerunqvist1
    @pallerunqvist1 11 років тому

    brilliant stuff

  • @ReallyMontana
    @ReallyMontana 7 років тому +5

    Chael is the best trash talker. Connor is good too.

  • @ahmedhussain999
    @ahmedhussain999 8 років тому +6

    This guy should be a comedian rather than a fighter

  • @greatstate58
    @greatstate58 6 років тому +2

    lol his take on cro cop, too funny!

  • @Justin-jg2hi
    @Justin-jg2hi 7 місяців тому +1

    The chael era was the best era in the UFC. It trumps any other era.

  • @MrGreedyBunny
    @MrGreedyBunny 7 років тому +3

    Fken hilarious. I genuinely think that Chael is funnier than Louis CK. Wish I could see him fight again in the octagon without steroids

  • @tapinsapien6179
    @tapinsapien6179 10 років тому +6

    i hate this guy , BUT he does make me laugh XD

  • @uwu_commrade1682
    @uwu_commrade1682 3 місяці тому

    "That makes......not a winner" favorite one

  • @rmarin1498
    @rmarin1498 12 років тому

    I love this guy!!
    How can you not love this guy??
    He is too funny...