Hardly Working: Five Fingers of Death
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- Опубліковано 11 жов 2012
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Pat learns the best defense is way-too-much offense.
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1:12 this is not one of the greatest moments of College Humor. This is one of the greatest moments in the entire history of comedy
Remember kids, it only works if you're being badly dubbed over.
Subs not dubs.
Subs is short for subtitles which are visual words on screen. While dubbing refers to audio they placed afterwards to represent them talking.
+Shark Claus that is correct.
I think he means the only "proper" way to watch foreign films is using subs.
Owen Pook exactly
"Eyebrows?, Fuck you!"
"Fuck-a-me? Fuck-a-you!" *Pulls own mustache out*
That is the funniest thing i have ever seen.
Pai Mai from Kill bill :3
+Evelyn Kelly And every Shaw Brothers classic martial arts film, he's a character in Chinese mythology
Watching this at 2 AM... Big mistake
Ikr
J Ralligator I
That look of satisfaction at the end, tho.
I guess you could say the technique is... hardly working
The Narwhal Muffin stop
TearDropOfDeath No, that was great
pretty much
MARRY ME!!
You disgust me -_-
He was able to kill a master of karate and he seems to own and carry around a knife anyway. Why again does he need self defense help?
+Jake Hurwitz Rule of funny that's why
You gotta learn how to be funny man
He was able to kill the master that easily because it's a plot device, do you know nothing about anime?
That’s not his knife.
Makes you wonder who the bullies are.
Once again, Josh stole the show
Pai Mei: FUCK-A-ME? FUCK-A-YOU!
XD
JasonKaroshi It's Eyebrows.
twins basil!
It's also hilarious how he practically pulls off his entire beard 1:15 Lmao
+Scrav eyebrows-senpai or eyebrows-kun?
+Jason Ha *sigh* It's actually a Kill Bill reference.
Dos thou even hoist?
Dost*
The off sync voice over is the best part of this video.
Very reminiscent of English versions of Chinese Kung Fu movies.
That was the point.
Did you think otherwise?
DATS DA JOKE BOI
Wow almost like that was their exact intent and purpose.
+XClann You're the only one who spotted it. Even the guys who wrote and shot the sketch weren't aware of that subtext.
Do you even hoist, bro?
Kristina V. *do you even hoist
No but you did the same joke as some one else...
This sketch highlights some of the best parts of collegehumur. Josh's characters, Owen.
Everybody wants to skips the basics and go straight to the Death Touch!
How are you going to learn the Death Touch properly if you don't learn how to break all your opponents bones first with one blow or at least master the "Spastic Colon" pressure point?
I think that hardly working is the best series that collegehumor has put out, after Jake and Amir of course!
Chatbox 3000 I like it even more than Jake and Amir.
A Tr How dare you
You’re clan is a bunch of cowards!!! I challenge you to a duel!
I love how his Master just removes his beard like it's made of cotton wool.
Last few seconds was like a cliche Kung-fu comedy. lol
That's the joke
I think this remains one of my favorites due to the end where he corrects Patt's stance by about a centimeter. It just reminds me so much of actual karate and how important stances are for that.
Man I miss Owen and Pat.
Oh my god! Josh is so hilarious!
Absolutely love it. One of my favourites.
CollegeHumor is just a group of huge Quentin Tarantino fans. I love it.
These new ones are really great!
Should've used the super punch
I love Josh, he makes the video 10x funnier.
do you even hoist bro?
Coming back to this I kinda wish they'd worked in a freestyle
Old collegehumor is so much better
James Baxter dafuq u talking about no it isnt
As a martial arts nerd I absolutely love this.
Pat never did learn how to deal with bullies though...
that mustache pull was the most glorious ethereal thing i've seen all day.
Keep up the good work!
heh this was a pretty good one!
and thats a lot comming from me since I havent seen a good CH sketch in a long time
I've been waiting forever for someone to do a decent karate skit. Looks like I'm still waiting.
The satisfaction on the last part is the best
Pat you are awesome!!!
best episode ever
Five fingers of death. That's, like, a kinky sex move, right?
love owen's smiley face at the end there.
the master was the best part.
I like the attempt at calligraphy at 2:22!
Josh is pure gold
LOL I love the painting in the background...
So good! This is the stuff :3
The sensei is only in it for a few seconds and a 2 lines, but is my favourite character for ages.
Love that movie!
I looked up five finger death punch and this came up
🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
josh is the best thing to happen to collegehumor.
That one part made this sketch hilarious!
The way Pat say 'No, I don't' XD
NO THE INTRO IS THE BEST PART
Take a drink every time Owen says “hoist”
1:14 I swear to god my heart skipped a beat because of overenthustiastic laughter xD
Owen just reminds me of MatPat of GameTheory. Not only do they look alike. They even sound alike.
That's funny because I always thought that if Pat and Owen had a love-child it would be MatPat from Game Theory...
Reminded me of that awesome Dexter poster, at the end.
1:20 Pat still has them... The Diamond Blades!
Best one ever
The sensi part was the funniest thing in history since nigahiga skits
I retract my statement, the funniest part is really that so many people had to correct your comment even tho you wrote about trolling the troll.
The interesting thing about collective nouns is that they can take a singular or plural verb depending on whether they're acting collectively, as in, "The Red Lotus Clan is headquartered on a mountaintop" or independently as in, "The Red Lotus Clan are fighting amongst themselves." By saying that the Red Lotus Clan are cowards he was emphasizing that each individual member is a coward.
got it now, thank you
finally their videos are funny again!
Pat's sniffle face was actually kind of adorable.
jeez, what a....punch line. AWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAA
he stood the wrong way. after he corrected the stance, his heart exploded.
Pai Mei!
This entire thing is a parody of that death move from Kill Bill LMAO
Josh is one hell of an actor.
His face at the end was so Dexter Morgan-y
Pat's the best
Come on! How can you not laugh at the part with Josh being the master?
The ending rescued the sketch
After the three minutes... Master Wu's paintings are suddenly on the wall.
Wow....Josh's transformation is mind blowing. He must've gone through intense vocal training to master that accent.
? Owen's awesome, he's actually a really good actor in a lot of their sketches.
Lol-ed soo hard at the ending!
Me too! Soo funny
I actually didn't mind this one!
it would be freaking awesome!!
What was the name of the movie with miker rooke about five fingers of death??
Pat: Owen, do you know Karate?
Owen (decked out in a bright red karate uniform at work): a little bit
That was a surprisingly funny ending for how the video lead up to it.
best. actor. ever
I was SO hoping that this episode was going to be about Five Finger Death Punch...
I didn't even notice that at first!
2:14 I BEEN REALLY TRYYYYIN BAYBAY, TRYNA HOLD BACK THIS FEEELING FOR SOOOOO LONG
N1 response is allways walk away. N2 response is a heart exploding touch of death teqhnique......Well that escalated quickly....
Josh is the best part, as usual.
I love how that inch of a footing was why the technique didn't work.
i think the 2nd best part (after joshs appearance) is when they talk an its just like an actual chinese movie XD
In England group or band names are always referred in plural, but in American English it is done only if the group name is plural itself, like "The Beatles".
LOL, this one was really good.
Well said.
I am stoned, and i find this funny, gj bro!
Just so people know, POV is finally back, there's a new one on their website, or you can wait a month.
"Does thou even hoist?" is pretty much the same as "do you even lift?"
Martial arts isn't as selective towards specific defense scenarios as most people think.
But we teach them selectively to make them easier to learn. "Grab my hand, my other hand. With your other hand, not that hand.."
In self defense, I'd just grab your trachea and squeeze really really hard.
And Pat will never be bullied again
josh buren got the highlight of this sketch
best part is 2:18 the ink art on the wall. That's actually pretty close to the truth.
0:33 is the beginning of "let's get it on" by marvin gaye
Love the Pai Mei joke
Josh is always the best.
1:18 aaaaand its back :D