Momma T’s fish fry!

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  • @adesolao1507
    @adesolao1507 5 років тому +3953

    “An illegal immigrant at a vote for trump rally” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ylashanda1706
      @ylashanda1706 5 років тому +62

      I almost choked laughed

    • @ylashanda1706
      @ylashanda1706 5 років тому +26

      laughing...

    • @christy2808
      @christy2808 5 років тому +12

      😳 hahahahaha!!!!

    • @Dimples4dayz
      @Dimples4dayz 5 років тому +37

      Bout died. Plus he said that right after talking about getting laughed out the cookout for team Jordan’s 😂😂😂

    • @tyriecemcnary3717
      @tyriecemcnary3717 5 років тому +7

      My mouth dropped with that one

  • @PlayaflyJoe27
    @PlayaflyJoe27 5 років тому +7688

    If both black and white people thought like you my brother, life would be more peaceful. And I'm a northern black man saying this. God bless you Zach!

    • @terrywrae7235
      @terrywrae7235 5 років тому +202

      ...and I am midwestern white girl and I couldn’t agree more. Solid.

    • @PlayaflyJoe27
      @PlayaflyJoe27 5 років тому +84

      Terry Chance I'm Midwest too. And you know how segregated it is up here. Actually much more than it is in the south ironically.

    • @ebbykayyc8442
      @ebbykayyc8442 5 років тому +108

      I’m a southern black girl and I gotta say at least in the city I live in (extremely diverse) you don’t meet a stranger. Of course there’s awful people everywhere but we get together like (a good) family down here. I’ve heard the north ain’t too kind.

    • @PlayaflyJoe27
      @PlayaflyJoe27 5 років тому +19

      Emo crown princess it's very covert up here as far as the racism is concerned but it's definitely extremely segregated here in the Chicagoland area

    • @HesoRello
      @HesoRello 5 років тому +4

      Well we don’t so stfu

  • @geminirising25
    @geminirising25 5 років тому +2821

    Better start preparing for Mama T's Thanksgiving now! LOL!

  • @moffe5241
    @moffe5241 4 роки тому +844

    This man probably has 3 families right now. His side, his wife or girlfriend's side (if he has one) and Momma T's side.

    • @iwantcake7703
      @iwantcake7703 4 роки тому +3

      156 likes :)

    • @zkmk8593
      @zkmk8593 4 роки тому +68

      Its the initiation, he showed up to two events AND got momma T a present? He is family now

    • @iron_side5674
      @iron_side5674 4 роки тому +6

      Sounds about right.
      Unus Annus!

    • @iwantcake7703
      @iwantcake7703 4 роки тому +4

      @@iron_side5674 Memento Mori #Wewerethere
      #YOUAWSOME

    • @Questfinder1
      @Questfinder1 4 роки тому +35

      Just wait until he goes to a black church for the first time. He will have all the Memaws and Grannies adopting him. and he'll have so many cousins he wont know what to do. like this is my white family, and this is the rest of my family. Dont worry I am still learning names as well.

  • @princewhite.
    @princewhite. 4 роки тому +4588

    “I’m as lost as an illegal immigrant in a vote for trump rally” lol

    • @evropa3570
      @evropa3570 4 роки тому +17

      Princewhite 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @steveriga685
      @steveriga685 4 роки тому +110

      Doesn't matter what side you're on, that's funny

    • @funkytowngomez7178
      @funkytowngomez7178 4 роки тому +8

      😄😆

    • @angelredbottom4891
      @angelredbottom4891 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @diobrando2026
      @diobrando2026 4 роки тому +5

      @@steveriga685 Theres a lot of people upset and you can guess who its hilarious

  • @s2k-r7o
    @s2k-r7o 4 роки тому +5640

    This is martin luther king he just forgot his password to his account and this is his new account

  • @hawaiianheat9154
    @hawaiianheat9154 5 років тому +1128

    His dad had a heart attack because he didn't know that mayo & slim Jim's are not a food group.🤦‍♀️😭

  • @dr.acoustic1463
    @dr.acoustic1463 4 роки тому +198

    The moment he said 'red bottle' I started laughing uncontrollably, my brain immediately said, "It's hot sauce, not ketchup!!!!!" lmao

  • @shantel7107
    @shantel7107 5 років тому +4226

    Zach, the 1st invite you;re were a guest, everyone was on their best behavior.
    2nd invite, you're family, enough said

  • @ashleimichael562
    @ashleimichael562 5 років тому +2588

    "Aint a spec of ketchup at a fish fry. It's hot sauce or dry" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ashleymiddleton6316
    @ashleymiddleton6316 5 років тому +2429

    I really 💜 him. He makes race, and our differences funny. His heart is pure! This is how we can begin to make America great!!

    • @whopooted230
      @whopooted230 5 років тому +33

      Ashley Middleton I just LOVE you! I couldn’t have said it better myself! 🙌🏾

    • @camaicaomauzo359
      @camaicaomauzo359 5 років тому +25

      @@whopooted230 I love you're name, it's fantastic!!!

    • @tyriecemcnary3717
      @tyriecemcnary3717 5 років тому +13

      Yes I was in tears when I watched the barbque one he can hangout with my family ANY DAY he reminds me of this dude I worked with when he came to my birthday cookout he fitted right in

    • @mybags_a_dragon
      @mybags_a_dragon 5 років тому +5

      Ashley Middleton yes .. he aiint like most white ppl I run into.. but I got three white friends who are hood they sell drugs and only hang out with us and sees the world the same way we see it...

    • @theoldschooldiva374
      @theoldschooldiva374 5 років тому +5

      Most of who I know are like him 😂😊🙏🏿

  • @ninetheimpaler
    @ninetheimpaler 4 роки тому +264

    this type of humor is what we need. Respecting and appreciating our differences while still being funny, not saying offensive slurs and then getting mad when people get offended

  • @jakepierce3227
    @jakepierce3227 5 років тому +2903

    We need to see momma T woman is a legend now

  • @Cha-Llin
    @Cha-Llin 5 років тому +489

    Listen! You will never win your money back. Let it go. 😅 The system is rigged. If you ask the right auntie they'll tell you after while why nobody else plays with the dice crew lol. Hope your dad it's recovering well.
    They're all line dances. If you can boot scoot you can work the others out.

    • @MzHersheyKisses24
      @MzHersheyKisses24 5 років тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @tyriecemcnary3717
      @tyriecemcnary3717 5 років тому +9

      Yes he going to be mad as a little kid who just dropped their ice cream cause I NEVER played the most I played was pitching quaters

    • @KevPen32
      @KevPen32 5 років тому +9

      @@tyriecemcnary3717 And I think the OGs have figured out how to rig that one too!

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 5 років тому +1

      Chandra H 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @iffoster22
      @iffoster22 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂 boot scoot

  • @nathaniel04
    @nathaniel04 4 роки тому +3514

    I could honestly just listen to this guys life stories all day.

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 4 роки тому +1515

    "I had no idea that a flip-flop could be used as a deadly weapon"
    Black people: First time?
    Hispanics: First time?
    Arabs: First time?
    Italians: First time?
    Indians: First time?

    • @ImNeurons
      @ImNeurons 4 роки тому +162

      My french, white mother: *laughs with extension chords*

    • @alexandrasdrapetomaniacmin7186
      @alexandrasdrapetomaniacmin7186 4 роки тому +13

      Neurons Dorkmax
      Dead lmao

    • @Svengali764
      @Svengali764 4 роки тому +41

      Indians: Chappal is our ancient tool. Flying chappal (flip flop) furious justice.

    • @InvectivePleasure
      @InvectivePleasure 4 роки тому +68

      Dude, I'm white and grew up in the South. How do you not know about deadly flip flops???? 😮

    • @HarkanGrimshaw
      @HarkanGrimshaw 4 роки тому +46

      In TN they use a fucking car antenna, or willow branch. I’ll take the flip of the flop 😂

  • @randyh.7782
    @randyh.7782 5 років тому +1188

    "Why didn't nobody tell me I'm supposed to do two rounds of Insanity, and one round of P90X, before I go get on the damn dance floor?" LMAO!!!!! 🤣

  • @1995DLB
    @1995DLB 5 років тому +696

    “WTF IS A WOBBLE?!” Sent MEEEEE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SincerePresence
      @SincerePresence 5 років тому +13

      Me tooooo 🤣🤣

    • @msalwaysclassy1
      @msalwaysclassy1 5 років тому +3

      Ty Lue’s Face the dance.

    • @1995DLB
      @1995DLB 5 років тому +1

      ClassyLady MsBoss is 100% SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL huh lol

    • @7levern6
      @7levern6 5 років тому +3

      You can come to my family BBQ anytime

    • @TBearTheDJ
      @TBearTheDJ 5 років тому +1

      Ty Lue’s Face SAME LMAO

  • @user-Tina8462
    @user-Tina8462 5 років тому +540

    You are a part of the family now!!! When you went to the bbq everyone was told to be on their best behavior because you were company! We as blk people always get that warning "you better not show out in front of company!" But when you got to the fish fry it was fair game u saw the true side of everyone because they feel comfortable around you now, your in!!😊👍🏽

    • @ladyclarke9903
      @ladyclarke9903 5 років тому +10

      Is that how it works?! Thanks for the heads up!

    • @bluescrew729
      @bluescrew729 5 років тому +6

      So true!

    • @AutoYoung
      @AutoYoung 5 років тому +18

      I was bout to say the SAME thing! He was company AND white at that bbq; you better not step a damn TOE outta line or that was yo ass. Getting led slowly into the house was like heading to the electric chair. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheMentalFitChick
      @TheMentalFitChick 5 років тому +5

      ALL FACTS!!

    • @DblONo7
      @DblONo7 5 років тому +6

      Buuuut, 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂... he lost his money... Again! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @queenmother1207
    @queenmother1207 3 роки тому +5

    🤣🤣🤣🤣"wtf is a wobble" took me out. God bless your sweet lil heart lolol.

  • @ROBBIN..
    @ROBBIN.. 5 років тому +2182

    When he said “my dad DECIDED to have a heart attack”, I fell all the way out... 😭🤣😭 He’s so cute.. 🥰🥰

    • @robynevans4065
      @robynevans4065 5 років тому +4

      Yes

    • @purplepantha11
      @purplepantha11 4 роки тому +6

      That took me out 😭

    • @ROBBIN..
      @ROBBIN.. 4 роки тому +32

      Hakeber I was like “wait, what? DECIDED”? 😭😭

    • @sidditys21
      @sidditys21 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @thatboypat07
      @thatboypat07 4 роки тому +7

      Robbin Banks Jesus Christ you are cute too 😘

  • @dbosslady3274
    @dbosslady3274 5 років тому +436

    At the Bbq you were a guest at the fish fry your family and anything goes.😂😂😂

    • @redzoom7857
      @redzoom7857 5 років тому +11

      D Boss lady Exactly. Lol

    • @tynee123
      @tynee123 4 роки тому +2

      Facts! Lol

  • @nottooriginal7285
    @nottooriginal7285 4 роки тому +1549

    As a white man who gets invited too cook outs with my black friends families. This is the most accurate shit ever lol I love it. Best food on earth right there

    • @iwantcake7703
      @iwantcake7703 4 роки тому +4

      626 likes :))

    • @JH-ll6uc
      @JH-ll6uc 3 роки тому +16

      Just wait til he's ae to sit down at the spades table or the dominos table ..... That day he will be put on meds afterwards.. walk out with PTSD bidding wrong or a

    • @latonyalewis9610
      @latonyalewis9610 3 роки тому +12

      @@JH-ll6uc check out his video about his first black cookout. He got roped into a spades game. 😆

    • @brandyroseann
      @brandyroseann 2 роки тому +3

      @@JH-ll6uc he already did

    • @GinaJonesStillettoQueen
      @GinaJonesStillettoQueen Рік тому +2

      😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂

  • @drcovell
    @drcovell Місяць тому +4

    As a child, I lived in a "Salt-n-Pepper" neighborhood , Oak Cliff, which is part of Dallas, in the late 1960s. I like Black Folks--they are genuine.

  • @rebeleazy9221
    @rebeleazy9221 5 років тому +268

    Look at the comments and see how sweet my black people can be! We get a bad rap some times but we can be the most spiritual, loving, and forgiving people you may ever know.

    • @jizmm813
      @jizmm813 5 років тому +15

      100% the truth ! We are great ! I wish the rest of the world could see that and respect us accordingly.

    • @kierrarichardson80
      @kierrarichardson80 5 років тому +6

      I know some people who hold grudges like no tomorrow

    • @warmfridge856
      @warmfridge856 5 років тому

      I don't think race dictates that it's just society

  • @michellelewis741
    @michellelewis741 5 років тому +399

    Yo!!!! Im dying 😭😭😂😂😂 he said " i had no idea tht a flip flop could be used as a deadly weapon" im done!

    • @johannabailey1035
      @johannabailey1035 5 років тому +1

      I was holling

    • @LM-lg7bm
      @LM-lg7bm 5 років тому

      😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @taiasharhodes8241
      @taiasharhodes8241 5 років тому +2

      With black folks anything can be used to whoop a butt.

    • @coache1nine
      @coache1nine 5 років тому +3

      He better never go to a Mexican Fiesta. Shoes are registered as deadly weapons!!

  • @lindasalter1017
    @lindasalter1017 5 років тому +1125

    "I'm as lost as an illegal alien in a vote for Trump rally." OMG, how do you come up with this stuff? You are hilarious! Word of advice: Don't gamble no more money!

    • @Juhnaaa
      @Juhnaaa 4 роки тому +11

      Its illegal imigrant not alien?

    • @cylibles1248
      @cylibles1248 4 роки тому +12

      Haljamii alien is another word for it

    • @Juhnaaa
      @Juhnaaa 4 роки тому +4

      @@cylibles1248 damn ty for info i didnt know that :D

    • @brennanweiss4135
      @brennanweiss4135 4 роки тому +4

      Haljamii illegal alien. An immigrant isn’t illegal.

    • @snqpes8079
      @snqpes8079 4 роки тому +15

      Brennan Weiss yes but an illegal immigrant is

  • @bobbobness4479
    @bobbobness4479 4 роки тому +92

    I'm watching a man who is naturally funny, engaging, decent and from what I can observe so far, really fucking nice. As I watch and listen to his observations and experiences it's very obvious to me that if he wants it, he's heading to a really good and successful Stand Up career.
    I wish him the best of luck and hope for great success in whatever choices he makes because he has made me laugh and stopped me feeling so shit about what is going on in the world right now.#

  • @anneliesehanson5256
    @anneliesehanson5256 5 років тому +364

    "I'm flailing around like a fresh caught catfish in the bottom of an aluminum boat in August" aaaahhh!!! 😂

    • @mahoganyslay5767
      @mahoganyslay5767 5 років тому +3

      Yooooo, this video took me out!!! 😭😭😭🙌🏾👏🏾🤗😘

    • @kaisofine
      @kaisofine 5 років тому +1

      Yea that one caught me off guard

    • @ajohnson153
      @ajohnson153 5 років тому +3

      Sweating like a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.

    • @msfiya251
      @msfiya251 5 років тому +1

      @@ajohnson153 😭😭😭😭😭💀

    • @gamingforclashsmith871
      @gamingforclashsmith871 5 років тому +1

      I found this right when he said it smh

  • @melo1986
    @melo1986 5 років тому +466

    “I’m down like 4 flats” ... that’s a smooth line brother . 💪🏽

    • @mratx7169
      @mratx7169 5 років тому +12

      MELO 4 flats on a Cadillac how we say in Tx

    • @lakitisha1
      @lakitisha1 5 років тому +11

      You can tell he be round old people I ain heard that sine the 90s lol

  • @brypete
    @brypete 5 років тому +980

    Zach you have got to be the coolest white boy ever...I would chill with this dude any day...and can come to our cookouts any day..

    • @D4NNYF00
      @D4NNYF00 5 років тому +6

      brypete 1021 I agree haha. Cool af

    • @mybags_a_dragon
      @mybags_a_dragon 5 років тому +12

      brypete 1021 true he is really hilarious I watched a video of him talkn about gng to a black cookout .. funniest shit I’ve seen.. he got me on this one with what am I to do white pppl

    • @theoldschooldiva374
      @theoldschooldiva374 5 років тому +2

      Right 😂

    • @SincerePresence
      @SincerePresence 5 років тому +9

      If I was a lil younger he'd be my husband and baby daddy!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @auntclakclaknorfolkva6354
      @auntclakclaknorfolkva6354 5 років тому +8

      That's the truth, my son has a Caucasian "baby Moma" and she want to know .."Mimi are they feeding at the Black Church today...😁? If I had daughter, I'd like to introduce her to him😊.

  • @raquellee3788
    @raquellee3788 Рік тому +9

    I have to tell you I'm a 69 yr old grandmother with 7 grandchildren. You remind me so much of me when I was coming up. When I used to talk about things I've been through people would tell me you should write a book or become a comedian. When I came here I had to learn all about the black people and also white people that was so confusing to me since I came from Puerto Rico. But I must tell you I've been feeling very depressed to the point of thinking suicide but I'm so glad that I ran into your channel by accident and I'm so happy that I did because you literally made my day and made me laugh like I haven't laughed in ages. Please keep it up and don't change I went on and subscribed to your channel because you lift me up. Thanks so much and God bless you.

    • @TexasHoldem-p9q
      @TexasHoldem-p9q 11 місяців тому +2

      He’s a breath of fresh air, hang in there 💕💕

    • @rudestlittlesoundwave642
      @rudestlittlesoundwave642 7 місяців тому +2

      I'm so glad that you are fighting. Keep up the struggle. Try Fish 13 fir relaxing camping videos and Mav short for Mavrik truck camping. They relax you a lot.

  • @mauricegillespie704
    @mauricegillespie704 5 років тому +431

    OK, you really need to be on stage at a comedy club or have your own HBO special because you are HILARIOUS!!!!! Your story telling technique is great and I could literally picture it all in my head!!

    • @pagln476
      @pagln476 5 років тому

      Maurice Gillespie DEFINITELY!!

    • @SunflowerandtheBussLady
      @SunflowerandtheBussLady 5 років тому

      Maurice Gillespie I so totally agree!! I’m still flat in my back in bed because my back is out. You would think i know better than to open a Mama T video by this guy.... I’m in serious pain now from CTFU and my muscles spasming so hard my breath was squeezed out mid crack up! 😫🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️👏🏽🤣😂🤣✌🏽💖

    • @keviny704
      @keviny704 5 років тому +1

      Nah he'd be boring on stage BUT if he could take some of this and write into a script and turn into a show or something, HILARIOUS!!!!!!

    • @shellycarson6563
      @shellycarson6563 5 років тому

      He actually is about to start a tour if he hasnt already. I think the schedule is on his website.

    • @lovegoddess29
      @lovegoddess29 5 років тому

      I just posted the same comment! He def needs to do stand up comedy!

  • @5iveb1
    @5iveb1 4 роки тому +814

    “imma win ma money back.. bet , idk when but imma get it back”😂😂

  • @nikko6883
    @nikko6883 5 років тому +366

    "Dude played 5 songs back to back and not damn one of them was the boot scooting boogie" dead LOOL

  • @Halfcrowindian
    @Halfcrowindian 4 роки тому +13

    Bah ha ha ha ha 😂😂😂 Crackin me up with these stories!!😁🤣. As a 30+ years civil rights activist I must say- your a refreshing way to break into the monotony🤗. Also known as a storyteller; in my case turning a bad day into side stitches-helps people to not take things so seriously😊. You’re letting people know there’s a gain to cultural diversity👊🏼. Thanks for the laughs🤣

  • @mrschinadoll921
    @mrschinadoll921 5 років тому +154

    HA!😂😂🤣🤣.......Flip flop used as a deadly weapon! If you seen that, your in!!!

  • @F2cmedia
    @F2cmedia 4 роки тому +325

    As a black man I can proudly say I love this guy 🤣🤣❤️💯

  • @crimvevo
    @crimvevo 4 роки тому +2823

    so far my mans is out $136 in dice to mama t’s goons

  • @babygirlstreet7044
    @babygirlstreet7044 4 роки тому +161

    😂😂I brought my white friend to a cookout she was so confused she didn't know what to do. I slowly guided her through it , but it was funny as hell 😂😂

  • @cdurant14
    @cdurant14 5 років тому +760

    We need to hear your Buddy's take on how you did at the fish fry and bbq.

    • @MissRay42691
      @MissRay42691 5 років тому +34

      That would be amazing 😂😂😂

    • @cdurant14
      @cdurant14 5 років тому +18

      @@MissRay42691 I know right??? He's probably HILARIOUS to watch and talk to.

    • @ByGraceThroughFaithHomestead
      @ByGraceThroughFaithHomestead 5 років тому +5

      This... this should've been the very next video

  • @michellemann6362
    @michellemann6362 5 років тому +350

    " I'm over here White Manning it " 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FaithHutson91
    @FaithHutson91 4 роки тому +1210

    “His aunt almost broke my hip with her badonk badonk”😭😭😭

  • @arthurnorcome3967
    @arthurnorcome3967 4 роки тому +23

    Ohhh man. You are one of the best at story telling. Your bbq, fish fry, and declutter stories are better than most pro comic sets. Thanks for the needed humor

  • @reyywyd
    @reyywyd 4 роки тому +1735

    “Wtf is a wobble” 😂😭😭 I’m in tears 😂😂

    • @reyywyd
      @reyywyd 4 роки тому +12

      ponyboy616 funk man I know what the song is dude I wasn’t born yesterday😂 I was talm bout what bro said

    • @tallonsissell1185
      @tallonsissell1185 4 роки тому +6

      @Jakeyyy stfu

    • @faiththomas1749
      @faiththomas1749 4 роки тому +1

      Area Ban this is said wobble ua-cam.com/video/2IHomA2TcJ4/v-deo.html (song). ua-cam.com/video/rFdeskwbhAM/v-deo.html (dance)

    • @richhomiefamoux1726
      @richhomiefamoux1726 4 роки тому +2

      ponyboy616 funk man the way you said "bru" imma assume you watch berleezy but if im wrong im sorry for assuming😂

    • @mtohades9899
      @mtohades9899 4 роки тому +2

      That had me dead😂😂

  • @C-Note93
    @C-Note93 5 років тому +263

    “I’m flailing around like a fresh-caught catfish that hit the bottom of an aluminum boat in August” 😂😂😂 I’m done. Cool white dude right here

  • @passionsconsume767
    @passionsconsume767 5 років тому +277

    "Got me sweating harder than a fresh fucked 🦊 during a forest 🔥" I'm 💀💀💀 y'all have no idea how hard I laughed at that..thank you Zack u brighten up my day.

    • @wayneperry7077
      @wayneperry7077 5 років тому +4

      Zahra Omar, That's an old expression I remember hearing in the 1970's, I haven't heard anyone say that in decades. Had me cracking up too !

    • @desireechavies1989
      @desireechavies1989 2 місяці тому

      No for real!!!!

  • @AFmedic
    @AFmedic 4 роки тому +65

    “Ima get my money back, I don't know when, but I'm gonna get it back.”
    I think that's the white man's version of the "I Have a Dream" speech

  • @maxineturner1560
    @maxineturner1560 5 років тому +1508

    Get you a black girlfriend and she'll explain it all to you lol, too funny

  • @mrmojorisin241
    @mrmojorisin241 4 роки тому +2155

    The whole not getting a crease in your Jordans actually makes perfect sense.

    • @TD-en3np
      @TD-en3np 4 роки тому +22

      mrmojorisin241 you have no idea bro

    • @rasmussyrjala1370
      @rasmussyrjala1370 4 роки тому +20

      @@TD-en3np no it doesnt, Im not gonna look stupid and learn to walk differently bcause of shoes.

    • @jonathanmueller2849
      @jonathanmueller2849 4 роки тому +88

      @@rasmussyrjala1370 Makes sense from the perspective of "they're a collector's item/an accessory to show off". Personally I'd never pay that much for shoes I can't walk normally in and I think it's silly, but I'm sure there's people who would say the things I spend my money on are ridiculous too.

    • @zeno1099
      @zeno1099 4 роки тому +33

      @@rasmussyrjala1370 you spend 500$ on shoes you keep them looking nice and crisp. They stay in mint condition.

    • @rasmussyrjala1370
      @rasmussyrjala1370 4 роки тому +17

      @@jonathanmueller2849 yea, but If im gonna buy 500€ shoes to use, I think it kinda ruins the purpose if I have to walk like disabled person

  • @tybthebest975
    @tybthebest975 5 років тому +311

    This guy tells the story and makes me feel like I was actually there. That is a gift that very few comedians have. IVisualize

    • @ajenos5028
      @ajenos5028 5 років тому +3

      Go around some black people at a cookout and trust me though have you thinking you were there at that moment those are the true comedians

  • @Akengaroo
    @Akengaroo 4 роки тому +171

    "My dad DECIDED to have a heart attack" 😩😂

    • @AllAboutPurple
      @AllAboutPurple 4 роки тому +8

      😩😩😩😩 he was so nonchalant about it too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

    • @avalew6383
      @avalew6383 3 роки тому +7

      He really wanted to go to her birthday party 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @queene315
    @queene315 5 років тому +1155

    “I didn’t know a flip flop could be used as a dangerous weapon.” Anything can be used as a weapon my dude

    • @Tinker25
      @Tinker25 5 років тому +17

      My mom used to throw stuff at me and my little brother when we tred to run but thats were we F up we tred to run

    • @pntballfreek
      @pntballfreek 5 років тому +6

      Anything thrown with enough force is a weapon lol

    • @renittagrimes2174
      @renittagrimes2174 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Talkinsports91
      @Talkinsports91 4 роки тому +7

      Shit come visit us and we'll teach you the term chancla lol

    • @kyeanletofsky3316
      @kyeanletofsky3316 4 роки тому +2

      @@Talkinsports91 I know about la chancla, ex gf's mom was an expert with it.

  • @jesuschild5251
    @jesuschild5251 5 років тому +181

    He is a cool guy u can tell he was raised right 😂😂

  • @nonyabidness3504
    @nonyabidness3504 5 років тому +254

    Lord this man is really trying. .momma t help your new son

  • @ms.gottageterdone3609
    @ms.gottageterdone3609 4 роки тому +53

    “Size 15, Had to get a size 15, hang on a second” lmaoooooo. Threw that out there and paused......

  • @seanw.764
    @seanw.764 5 років тому +103

    Two rounds of INSANITY & 1 round of P90X just to get on the dance floor. I'm done!!!😂😂😂

  • @iambabygirlfranklin3117
    @iambabygirlfranklin3117 5 років тому +484

    If Zach ain't married, he gon end up as one of the cousins boyfriend.
    And I'm in Northern Mississippi, so if you want to come this way and party let me know.
    Hope your Daddy recovery is going well.

    • @redzoom7857
      @redzoom7857 5 років тому +36

      iamBabyGirl Franklin Oh yeah, one of the cousins is about to claim him at the next function so no other woman in the family can holler at him! Lol 😀

    • @queengfamilyempire9536
      @queengfamilyempire9536 5 років тому +5

      Who u telling. Great catch.😁☺️🥰

    • @thiccie2027
      @thiccie2027 5 років тому +2

      I would love to see that!

    • @charlesmoore4416
      @charlesmoore4416 5 років тому +3

      From South MS but I reside in North MS Tupelo to be exact

    • @vicksburg92
      @vicksburg92 5 років тому +2

      I'm originally from Vicksburg 🙂

  • @crystaldray-herman1297
    @crystaldray-herman1297 5 років тому +435

    We need more Zach in this country.

    • @8JFJK8
      @8JFJK8 5 років тому +16

      Agreed! But i think youd be surprised how many white boys there are like him. If you watch too much Mainstream news they like to make you think we all hate eachother!

    • @khillattkrungkrung7992
      @khillattkrungkrung7992 5 років тому

      Yup...I agree....

    • @trtwwrestling4702
      @trtwwrestling4702 4 роки тому +1

      Majority of white guys are like Zach. They just haven’t been exposed to the reality of how cool black folks really are.

  • @z06mike29
    @z06mike29 4 роки тому +22

    This dude has me in tears.He's stories are pretty dam cool and hella funny. Zack for president 2020

  • @SpiritualAlkemist888
    @SpiritualAlkemist888 5 років тому +952

    🤔They getting him ready for a black women.. He will be on a date next... Lmao

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 5 років тому +23

      Vivian Griffith 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @hotchick8320
      @hotchick8320 5 років тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @veldagraham6541
      @veldagraham6541 5 років тому +7

      😂

    • @kierrarichardson80
      @kierrarichardson80 5 років тому +41

      He better tell us how it goes if that happens

    • @iheartjared74
      @iheartjared74 5 років тому +41

      I can't be the only that paused after that shoe size

  • @dexterrowley2950
    @dexterrowley2950 5 років тому +113

    I like the fact you are open and honest. You keep working your way up that ladder and you will land the most beautiful woman at the next fish fey.

  • @christopherscott6492
    @christopherscott6492 5 років тому +983

    So ready for the update when he introduces us to his black girlfriend. He has to go to a black thanksgiving.

    • @PopsieLouisiana59
      @PopsieLouisiana59 5 років тому +111

      A Black Thanksgiving will kill this boy. Food he ain't never had before.

    • @shakiathomas4683
      @shakiathomas4683 5 років тому +6

      Right!!!💯🤣

    • @PopsieLouisiana59
      @PopsieLouisiana59 5 років тому +53

      @Noggin Fodder, we call it family and friends day. Not celebrating that colonized holiday. Turkey baked, turkey smoked, turkey fried. Seafood gumbo. Cornbread dressing, no white bread or stovetop. Candied yams, no marshmallows or pecans. Sunday green beans with onions and bacon or collard greens. Red beans and rice. Real Mac and cheese. Sweet potato pie. Pecan pie. Red velvet cake. Chitterlings. Boiled shrimp and crab with potatoes and corn.

    • @PopsieLouisiana59
      @PopsieLouisiana59 5 років тому +10

      @Noggin Fodder , come on, then. Plenty and I send every body home with a half hotel pan full of leftovers.

    • @roxi2798
      @roxi2798 5 років тому +13

      Stephanie Fagan girl.. don’t just extend invitations because my Mexican ass will be on the way after u named all that food and got me hungry as hell!! 😆🤣 Noggin, it’s all your fault for asking. 😄

  • @fetusvanderlinde7719
    @fetusvanderlinde7719 4 роки тому +21

    I really respect that this southern man loves to do anything to fit in and engage with a culture not his own. It’s a very beautiful thing to see with everything going on. I wish all southerners were like this man, our country would be such a better place.

    • @stephen-cg2jy
      @stephen-cg2jy 9 місяців тому

      Most are , but people outside that area don't like to advertise it like that.

  • @beautifulbelladonna1069
    @beautifulbelladonna1069 5 років тому +66

    Trust me, your not the laughing stock, I bet the whole Family got love for you unconditionally !! 😉

  • @SAKEENAHNYC
    @SAKEENAHNYC 5 років тому +953

    “I don’t know when but ima win my money back” 😭

    • @howie7763
      @howie7763 5 років тому +42

      $500 and two pairs of Jordan's later

    • @michellegreen2994
      @michellegreen2994 5 років тому +15

      No he ain't😁😁😁😁

    • @brandylashae6428
      @brandylashae6428 5 років тому +12

      I love how he says “Bet” after every time he says that. 😂

    • @splashkid8410
      @splashkid8410 4 роки тому +6

      They gon finesse his ass

    • @Hm_noface
      @Hm_noface 4 роки тому +3

      😂

  • @starhoopermarbeast5285
    @starhoopermarbeast5285 5 років тому +938

    He said his aunt almost broke my Hip wit her badonkadonk 😂😂😂

    • @slimeboss2237
      @slimeboss2237 4 роки тому +9

      He hella funny😂👌🏾

    • @TB21hunnid
      @TB21hunnid 4 роки тому +1

      *this is the guy who said that??🤣🤣😭😂*

  • @eskiltester3913
    @eskiltester3913 4 роки тому +11

    You bring people together brother.
    Thank you for all the laughs.

  • @TheGr8tYteBuffalo
    @TheGr8tYteBuffalo 5 років тому +176

    "Boot scootin boogie" 😂😂😂 ❤️

  • @Julius.Jordan
    @Julius.Jordan 4 роки тому +246

    When whites meet blacks and actually like what's going on. He also learned a lot. I'm cool with you sir.

  • @pagln476
    @pagln476 5 років тому +332

    “I’m acting like a statue and doing what a table would have done” ..Lol

    • @icequeen1439
      @icequeen1439 5 років тому +7

      PA GLN that one got me. You just want to do anything to help🤣🤣🤣

    • @nyyoung1462
      @nyyoung1462 4 роки тому

      I just paused the video at 3:50 to look for this comment because that took me out 😂😂😂

  • @stacypastry2440
    @stacypastry2440 4 роки тому +7

    This is lovely humorous reflections on getting to know a group that you're not familiar with. I think he did a lovely job. He better remember Mama T's birthday next year

  • @mauricep1661
    @mauricep1661 5 років тому +318

    My dude is crazy upset about the side bets😂😂😂

  • @rolliepollie5865
    @rolliepollie5865 4 роки тому +482

    “HIS AUNT ALMOST BROKE MY HIP WITH HER BADONCADONK” 🤣🤣

  • @nickdtv9401
    @nickdtv9401 4 роки тому +2485

    “He decided mayonnaise and a slim Jim is a food group” Edit: shoutout to the comment war below....

    • @kamiwilson3615
      @kamiwilson3615 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah we watched the video too

    • @brysonjones1491
      @brysonjones1491 4 роки тому +69

      Kami Wilson shut the hell up

    • @kamiwilson3615
      @kamiwilson3615 4 роки тому +10

      @@brysonjones1491 or what bitch?

    • @brysonjones1491
      @brysonjones1491 4 роки тому +45

      Kami Wilson you a bitch you know that?

    • @kamiwilson3615
      @kamiwilson3615 4 роки тому +10

      @@brysonjones1491 not as much as someone who's trying to look tough on the internet

  • @marymarsh3818
    @marymarsh3818 3 роки тому +13

    Zach you are one of the best person ever. I can appreciate your stories and love that you always try to fit in.. What I hear in your stories is joy.. And you love to have a good time.

  • @evelynwright7690
    @evelynwright7690 5 років тому +84

    OMgoodness....Its Friday night and I don't need the club or a drink this guy has me laughing my a-- off. The first one I saw of your videos was "White man at a black Barbecue"....funny as heck. Now mama "T's Fish Fry."...I am spending my lonely butt right here in the house tonight and watch all of your videos....Keep doing what you do your channel is GREAT !

  • @ryansturgis9366
    @ryansturgis9366 5 років тому +97

    Hell yeah. This dude to funny but 100% real. This is how everyday life should be.

  • @keishaizawesome2836
    @keishaizawesome2836 5 років тому +66

    This dude is hilarious and he seems cool af! He's definitely welcome to the cook out, loved when he said "I'm climbing the ladder" 😂😂😂

  • @CamSeanoaTolls26
    @CamSeanoaTolls26 3 роки тому +10

    😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed from my soul on this. Bless the homie Zach 😂👌🏾.

  • @Shiro144_X
    @Shiro144_X 4 роки тому +739

    When he said "you can't walk normally wearing jordans" I knew that he done creased them things 😭

    • @angelredbottom4891
      @angelredbottom4891 4 роки тому +39

      The line of death

    • @cbjah
      @cbjah 4 роки тому +4

      Facts nigga I was like “ I thought white people knew what a crease was”

    • @austinm5618
      @austinm5618 4 роки тому +2

      @@cbjah I creased my Jordan 1 lows with the navy, red, and white colorway. Everything else is spotless tho lol

    • @veggiesarefruits
      @veggiesarefruits 3 роки тому +5

      @@cbjah we know what a crease is, we just don't care enough about clothing to change the way we walk in order to keep SHOES, which go on your feet and are made to move, from getting a normal crease in them.

  • @Mustang_Dan
    @Mustang_Dan 4 роки тому +149

    "Floppin around like a fresh caught catfish hitting the bottom of an aluminum boat in August." I felt that one.

  • @Dimples4dayz
    @Dimples4dayz 5 років тому +61

    I just....I can NOT😂😂💀💀😂😂
    He said you ain’t ever leaving the dance floor 😂, facts. Kick them shoes off and grab a towel

    • @kierrarichardson80
      @kierrarichardson80 5 років тому +3

      That's how you dance off those calories you just ate lol

    • @NN-wu8fw
      @NN-wu8fw 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @lakimzamurphy6311
    @lakimzamurphy6311 4 роки тому +22

    Man i love you....you are so silly and serious at the same time.. the one ABOUT the black bbq had me dieing..i was in a food coma and woke up to a spade game and the 5lb cherry pie killed me keep doing your videos..sending you love and blessings from hot springs, Ark..you got me out here lokking for white boys that talk and act like you..much love bro..you are now a part of the black community..we need more like you..love you bro may god bless you and your family

  • @jonaspiercejr3738
    @jonaspiercejr3738 4 роки тому +888

    “Wtf is a side bet “ 😭😭

    • @bradzisaak
      @bradzisaak 4 роки тому +18

      This was the funniest one

    • @davettaarnold7332
      @davettaarnold7332 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pissonthe0fighteverybody276
      @pissonthe0fighteverybody276 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @matthewritchey3237
      @matthewritchey3237 4 роки тому +11

      A side bet is betting whether or not something is going to happen outside of the original game score. For instance, "I bet he'll roll another 5 before he roll the 6 that he's looking for." If he roll a 6 before he rolls a 5 he wins the side bet Plus the original bet placed down.
      A side bet has nothing to do with the original bet. It is betting on a separate situation. There will be times you win a side bet, but loose the original bet, it just depends on what was stated for the "side bet"

    • @phillyphill30
      @phillyphill30 4 роки тому +1

      That 6-8 side bet get you paid.

  • @hulqb.smashing6112
    @hulqb.smashing6112 5 років тому +176

    "Zach's Helping!!!"
    "White Manning it!!!"
    No castsup
    No tarter sauce
    No you will not win your money back

    • @bigboytwin901
      @bigboytwin901 5 років тому +2

      David Hulq I need that tarter sauce lol

    • @marchevitzcurtis675
      @marchevitzcurtis675 5 років тому +2

      At all Lmfao

    • @RaevynLaTashaSmith
      @RaevynLaTashaSmith 5 років тому +9

      Nope not winning that money back. Like playing bones with the elders back home, you lose every round all dem bones marked.

    • @michellegreen2994
      @michellegreen2994 5 років тому +2

      No money back😁😁😁

  • @melodyo6399
    @melodyo6399 5 років тому +56

    A beatin with Jordan slides🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @skyewatkins4110
    @skyewatkins4110 4 роки тому +35

    "Aye Zach come dance" I'm sorry but I lost it after that. Why they set him up like that😂😂

  • @alanbenitez2148
    @alanbenitez2148 4 роки тому +531

    I'ma tell my future kids that this is the guy that ended racism

  • @leasandrastudios5870
    @leasandrastudios5870 4 роки тому +339

    When he made the statement about team Jordan’s vs numbers, I knew he was being honest (too funny) 😂

  • @jodyunapologeticallymewest9964
    @jodyunapologeticallymewest9964 5 років тому +70

    I died "Zach we bout to dance!" LMAO 😂😂😂

  • @denisewhitley8679
    @denisewhitley8679 3 роки тому +1

    This a guy is so funny!!! And would love to m eet n. His humor is off the charts!!! And he's so real on what he is saying and explaining. You are funny. I enjoyed

  • @BodiedBtw
    @BodiedBtw 4 роки тому +878

    “At This point I’m as lost as a illegal immigrant at a vote for trump rally” bro that had me dead 💀💀😂

  • @idalisbeavers2599
    @idalisbeavers2599 5 років тому +39

    Tip for the dancing. Look up hip hop or r&b line dance songs. For example: Bunny hop, cupid shuffle, k-wang, cha-cha slide, wobble and so on. They will help you out in the future family gatherings.

  • @lacaristide
    @lacaristide 5 років тому +246

    “There ain’t been that man baby boy spanks since the Neverland ranch was in full operation” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dlilwon
      @dlilwon 5 років тому +10

      Similac Aristide that had me hollleringggggggggg 🗣🗣🗣🗣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @flarion00
      @flarion00 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah that got me too

    • @coleslaw6056
      @coleslaw6056 4 роки тому +3

      Lmaoooooooooo

    • @jjlove1084
      @jjlove1084 4 роки тому +1

      Bruhhhhh 😂

  • @docwhoshops
    @docwhoshops 2 роки тому +1

    Needed a good laugh. Had to listen again. Thanks sir for the laughter and caring about the kids with cancer.

  • @Mman07311
    @Mman07311 4 роки тому +574

    Legend has it he's still trying to win his money back

    • @CryssLuvsMuzik
      @CryssLuvsMuzik 4 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @-TeaParty-
      @-TeaParty- 4 роки тому +4

      Prolly lost more

    • @ThinkPraise
      @ThinkPraise 3 роки тому +2

      I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂, where is he?

    • @Mman07311
      @Mman07311 3 роки тому

      @@ThinkPraise no clue 😂

    • @ThinkPraise
      @ThinkPraise 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mman07311 I need a laugh (lots).

  • @skatinwhenican
    @skatinwhenican 4 роки тому +880

    “I’m flailing around there! I don’t have a shittin’ clue Whats going on... I’m flailing around like a fresh caught catfish that just hit the bottom of an aluminum boat in august!!!”
    Bruh You Are A National Treasure.

  • @CA_WhiteJesus408
    @CA_WhiteJesus408 5 років тому +124

    I said buddy! What kinda Jordans I need to get so I dont get laughed at? Lmao

  • @lesitebarnes9765
    @lesitebarnes9765 4 роки тому +2

    You are so funny you should make a livin telling these Stories you so funny I'm laughin all the way through