Working at Sephora 😳 (MEGA Compilation 1) | JOHNNY ROSS
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Enjoy a compilation of my "Working at Sephora" Series (Parts 1-20)
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Okay, but why aren't we talking about how good at makeup he is??
So talented right?
Well you don’t need to talk about it since we all know
Gorgeous makeup.
Ikr
Edit TYSM FOR MAKING THIS A HIGHLIGHTED COMMENT
Right?
I love how Barbara wears more and more blush as the episodes go on (and how you become slightly more amused and affectionate toward her as time goes on 🤣🤣🤣)
I also noticed that when Johnny does the intro for each video, he seems to get more and more tired of bs
Love the commitment to character development!! 💗
Haha absolutely! She’ll be a face of all blush soon!
Literally
💯 we all know a barb 😂
I worked in cosmetics at macys for 15 years and I cannot stress enough how utterly ACCURATE this is omg
❤️❤️❤️
Of course it's accurate its an industry that deals with a 99% female clientele.
@@rugbydazz2264 And what does that have to do with anything? Lmaoo
@@juliapetersone8386 … Yet you still fail to provide evidence to what the reply has to do with anything.
@@rugbydazz2264care to explain that one?
As a hairstylist for 40+ yrs, I almost fell out of my chair over the client that was telling you her whole life story. People who let you touch them will open up & tell you things you never wanted to know. It's really quite fascinating. The other by-product of this phenomenon is the marriage proposals. Talk about awkward LOL
I worked at a ups store...and people just be dumping their trauma on you...
Like get a therapist
I'm pretty sure making smalltalk about your life with a hairdresser - especially if you're a returning customer expecting to build a relationship with the person you're trusting to cut your hair - is a lot more normal than doing so to a cashier at a makeup store.
I have it the opposite way, I tell the hairdresser how I want my hair cut, hoping that will be it, and then they're the ones that start trying to small talk me. I just want you to cut my hair, hand me the mirror at the end so I can check the back and be done!!! lol
Why does this remind me of the dentists talking while they work on your teeth and suddenly address you in a convo and you're like "OH, you're talking to me-"
The silence gets awkward so I tend to talk about sewing projects and quilting. Then ask about their hobbies and favorite color. At least it's not dumping trauma.
I love how each "This is what it's like working at Sephora" sounds like he's losing more and more hope 😂😂
that's what retail does to you....
@@TehMomo_ Yes. I've worked in retail. I worked in retail during the pandemic in 2020, got covid, and was being called in. Never went back 😅
@@Arrfy1288 finally escaping my retail job after 6 years...
I will never go back
And more and more of his soul 😂😂
If I walked in Sephora and saw Johnny standing there I wouldn't have an ounce of anxiety. I love your content!
Same haha
I would !! I think i would fan girl
No, my dear. There' s a magic word wich melts us: "HELLOW!" (answered back after our hellowww). When a customer simply says hi (or whatever) back, you are a yes! It' s the:
-Hellow, how can I help you?
+I want 😌 (insert a parfum name)
And I' d like to hear hello for the first time after 3 hours...
🧛🏻♀️🖤
I would be star struck ❤️
*Sephora
This makes me want to go to Sephora and see if NARS actually has wild names for all their products lmao
"Orgasm" and "Super Orgasm" are bad enough. I stopped even having interest in the brand after that. Ugh.
Also I think they have one called deep throat…. Yeah that’s a bit much for makeup and I’m very open sexually and not embarrassed but I mean come on.
They do for the most part but I think it’s quite funny. I have that blush and I really like it.
Sexual healing is also a name.
Those ‘names’ have been around for over a couple of decades at least. Funny we didn’t bat an eye back then.
Barbara: "YAAAAS QUEEN"
Johnny: *makes the most memable face ever*
I love people who ask for an oxymoron product. Shiny matte, hydrating powder, clear pigment. 😆
If one day someone releases a brand called *OXYMORON* with all that contradictio in terminis succesfully formulated, this person will rule the world. Not even Elon could😅🤣
🧛🏻♀️🖤
He's so brilliant at what he does... Totally full of talent!! ✌🏼💗😊❣️
@@sebumpostmortem Ooh. You may be onto something. The packaging labels would just not match what was inside and it would convince a million Karen’s that they finally found what they wanted.
@@AlexandriaSWest OMG! 🤣 I never considered karens as the main target of my imaginary potential brand wich will be called _Bitchness_ Am I gonna become zillionaire thanks to them? Am I gonna be the one who says "I' M THE MANAGER, MA' AM"? 😅 It' s 3am in my country, perfect moment to dream about it. Thank you, Srta. West😉 I' ll keep you all updated (you know, I may need some -help- crowfounding...) 🧛🏻♀️🖤
@@sebumpostmortem If you offer a coupon you will! 🤣
Oh my god, as a guy who used to work for NARS, I’m DEAD! 🤣 He nailed it on the head, from everyone making a deal out of being a guy wearing makeup, to the wild shade names, to the most unhinged customers - can confirm I have also experienced literally all of these scenarios. NO LIES DETECTED!!
Oml I wish for prom to have matt red eye shadow with a gold wing ring
But I really need to see someone in uk
Nars are pigs 🐽 😂
Sephora is sooo played out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love how Johnny sounds a little more tired each time he starts a new skit 🤣
The extreme accuracy of customer service 😂
I love how expressive his eyes are, a single flinch or flare worth a million words
Hilarious. Great job. The way you can see your soul die a little every time you say “here’s what it’s like to work at Sephora” hits deep for all of us that have worked in a customer service position.
I never worked retail but have worked fast food. I commend you all for being able to do it & not have any charges by the end of your shift
I never worked retail but have worked fast food. I commend you all for being able to do it & not have any charges by the end of your shift
You: “Sorry, gloss isn’t matte.”
Them: _“Can I speak to someone who knows what they’re doing?”_
Other person: “Well, ma’am, gloss isn’t matte.”
Them: _“Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re just so incredibly helpful!”_
Yes. This scenario has happened to me.
There is actually matte lip gloss. L’Oréal Paris Infallible Pro-matte Gloss example.
*pain*
Owww my braiiinn
nyx butter gloss is matte
This happens to me all the time, but I work at a hospital. I think neurotypicals don’t trust me. It’s pretty normal people assume I don’t know anything even though I’ve been doing it for over a decade.
Your facial expressions are ON POINT. Your comedic timing is top notch too. Keep making these, they're great!
2:00 we need more of this character! she seemed so sweet
Without sounding like Barbara, you are my favourite Sephora employee!
Your makeup is always on point, that eye makeup is stuuuuuun-ing!
Thanks for this Johnny!! ❤
Hilarious! The struggle with the dirty product names was too real- I’m looking at you NARS. And the Sephora during Covid was spot-on! I went there during that whole mess and they were standing outside like a bouncer and had a velvet rope thing they’d open for one or two people to go in when other customers left. Thanks for a great video!
I was waiting for him to say "Orgasm" on the blush LOL
@@angelacox8322 my god i was literally suggested orgasm blush and then deepthroat by a sephora employee the other day. she managed to be completely deadpan
Why do they name them like that😅
@@aditipant249 Marketing strategy
Oh man, it was great during Covid!😆 I'd wait until someone went out the back or side doors and went in... 20 minutes later they notice I dont have a mask on and I have half a dozen things which i would hsve bought but they wouldn't sell me without a mask. And I figured it wasn't going to matter because I was likely going to be the one preforming CPR while we waited on EMTs to get there as their heads exploded😆😆 And even if they shook me the ppl they'd meet at the hospital likely live at my house or are in my circle of ppl & there's a good chance if they had any sort of extended stay they'd end up with me before being released to go home. I was kinda hoping that's how it would work out if too many of them popped too many blood vessels at the same time🤣😂
I feel so bad for everyone who has to work in retail. You guys must have godlike patience! Also, your makeup is on point!
Thank you. You also have to know when to walk away in order to keep your sanity intact!😂
Honestly 😂
My husband and I are just laying in bed laughing our tails off! You’re amazing ♥️
I appreciate that you included what it’s like as a shopper. I know staff are just trying to help but make up is so intimidating when you know very little about it and being asked what you don’t know can make you feel anxious
"WELCOME TO SEPHORA CAN I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING?!"
Me, startled so bad I almost shit myself "Umm, yeah, I think I saw a product that was like mascara for your eyebrows? Is that a thing?"
yea but I dont know if you noticed, but he makes fun of shoppers
I've only been into makeup for about 4 years now, but it still astonishes me how many people don't know the difference between natural makeup and dramatic/glam makeup! If I was a Sephora employee, I'd just put up an infographic at that point to save myself the trouble of having to explain it 8 times a day!
For real, it’s like people only see/consider non-neutral colors as “too much makeup” TT
@@s0Shi Basically! People will really sit there and call the most dramatic smokey eye "natural" as long as it uses only neutral colors. But a simple monochrome look with mascara and no eyeliner is "too much" just because that one color just so happens to be blue!
Bold to assume people can read xD
Coming from someone who's worked in retail for years now, you can put up, post up, hang and add as many flashing lights to a sign as you want. People will STILL ask you about it lmao.
@@binxwaxcap7832 And half the time won't even see it!!!
I just think it's so funny how Barbara's blush gets more and more bold and dramatic throughout his videos. It's a good touch 😂
Aw...why's it muted around 11:10. I wanna hear the sick burns
Idk
It’s the comebacks for me and the names of the products and the banter… wait… all if it and I’m here for it!!! Thank you for making my days more enjoyable!!!!
I’m so glad I’m not the only one cringed out by the name of products these days
@@jLo4sho It's mostly Nars that names their products crazy things. They are kinda known for it
This is awesome, perfect to put on in the background whilst I’m doing my own makeup 😂 I absolutely love your content and always look forward to seeing what you upload next 😊
Love that!! ❤️😂
I do love your videos. I got to know did these things really happen?
@@zawjatsaid1 I've never worked makeup, but retail in stores with self-important clients? - LOTS. I can assure you, while the individual events may not have EXACTLY happened, the overall most DEFINATLY happens. LOTS.
I am not ever ever ever wanting to go back to retail!!! 🤪😵
I just found Johnny yesterday. Binge watched all the shorts, then came to this to watch them again haha I can’t put them on in the background though. These facial expressions are everything!! Haha
Love you lots, I look forward to your vids (but I think I'm caught up to date) 😪
He needs his own comedy tv series with all his characters. Carol Burnett would be proud!
You kno what, I think you’re right. She would.
My Sephora Covid experience was my first and last encounter with this store. You nailed it! I’m addicted to your videos! 😅
There's talent when you can put eyeshadow on a customer with sunglasses still on.
As a veteran retail worker, I felt your desperation to the bone⚔️
I wasn't it retail, but I was in the restaurant service industry. I understand the pain
I love all your eye shadow looks, but that whole purple situation is next-level. I'm enjoying this series and hope there's a Shopping At Max compilation on the way!
I was just watching along when at 9:26 came up and about made me cough up a lung while laughing. 😂😂😂😂"Well, that's CERTAINLY not for me. Tried it once and didn't like it." OMFG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His makeup is always flawless. He is hysterical. A real find!!!
"This is a pineapple, get out!" I feel like this needs to become a mainstream phrase!
The longer we get to know Barbara, the darker her blush becomes😂😂😂😂
Actually funny, good acting, great reaction faces, and fantastic makeup.
omg the moment of realisation at 9:40
I know NARS tries too hard, but I love his reactions and the reactions of the ones who are down to buy them 🤣🥰🙌🏽
I literally love this series to death, it's just so entertaining
As an online therapist and coach, I so totally relate to every single one. Like last week, I had about 6 potential clients wanting video sessions, and on another part of the easy questionnaire saying they only want in-person. Then I actually bought a lead for someone who said throughout they wanted video, called them, and they immediately asked if I worked in their town, as they wanted in-person! Thank you for such accurate portrayals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg I'm queer too and I gotta say, MY MOM IS JUST LIKE ALL THOSE WOMEN, everytime she gets into "yass queen" mode I want to BURY MYSELF ALIVE
This was great. The pandemic one, was spot on! I'm older, 54, and I have never asked anyone about their sexuality, that's none of my business. I wish you well.
That’s what I was thinking. Must happen to him, tho. People don’t know how to behave anymore, it seems. It’s gone crazy.
12:53 “Ma’am I don’t care if you’re Frosty the Snowman!”
You're eyeshadow is STUNNING. I'm so in love with all the looks you've got going. (You probably here this all the time, but it has to be said!!)
Can I just say I'm SO happy you work for Sephora! Between the facial expressions and the comebacks 🤣 just too funny
These are hilarious!! Also, side note thank you for teaching me proper social boundaries with your brilliant facial expressions. I'm sorry to say that some of those things might have come out of my mouth and I'm happy to learn vicariously through these skits.
I just want a series of him reading out explicit product names and his reactions to them 🤣
“hEy SwEeTiE” Drunk people be like 🤦🏻♀️
1:54
"Have fun overdrafting at Starbucks on the way home" Oh my God, that jab just put ten years on my life. I love you.
I love these so much!! I have always thought it would be so "fun" to work at Sephora. I never even thought about people like this but I know they're out there. It makes me happy I am a nurse. You can't change crazy, but you can sedate it.😂
And poke it with sharp things. Muah ha ha.
@@annettefournier9655 🤣🤣🤣
The thing about people like this, is they come in waves, one after another after another 😂 then you’re good for a few days and it happens all over again lol
@@nikkigalvan8540 definitely!! It is crazy how some people have no idea how to act in a public setting. When you have a day filled with these people, it's exhausting!! I don't even know how they can not know how offensive they are, or maybe they just don't care. I would be mortified to know that people cringe when I walk into a business because of my previous behavior.
@@shaunapapa8564 the only satisfaction I get out of these people is knowing I’m going to talk shit with my coworkers after they leave 😂
This is too funny!
Also, I've never critiqued a man for working at sephora...whoever does that is an annoying bigot. I have no problem with a man wearing makeup. I always compliment both the men and women in sephora with phenomenal makeup like yours! I'm humble enough to say I'm not as talented and I'm always amazed how flawless other people's makeup is. Thank you for these! Too funny and accurate!
Just love you Johnny, you always make me smile!
Wow, regardless of color, Johnny's eyeshadow technique is perfection. 🥰
This was fun. I especially loved the part where he couldn't tell the shade names for the nars products. Lemme tell you, they renamed all the "orgasm" shades from nars into just "O" where i live. So 1 day i wanted to buy the orgasm loose highlighter and everyone kept saying there is no such product until i showed them a picture of the product. They had it in stock with a completely different shade name "O"
I assume the moment was quite akward xD
I’m here for Trevor the way he’s uncomfortable makes me laugh. Continue your work.
"what this is a pineapple" had me laughing for hours and i don't know why
I love how you always greet the customer with a positive attitude and a friendly smile. By the end of the video you’re practically having a nervous breakdown but we know you’re not there cause of it because you we’re perfectly fine before that customer walked in. My favorite videos are the ones with the annoying teenager, probably because I have one myself. I just hope I do a better job raising mine than Tiffany’s mom did with her! 😂
"Maybe less cocaine?" A lot of people could use that!😂😂😂
Yeah
6:15
Her: "I cAn'T pUt AnYtHiNg On My SkIn!"
Me: "Then get out"
Ha ha, this is so familiar - I went into a shop to buy eye liner and before I knew it an assistant had a brush in my face applying foundation... She was so pushy and somehow I ended up walking out with that instead of my liner! Standing on the street wondering how the heck that happened! 😂 I'm such a pushover.
I sell eyeglasses. To rural folk in Saskatchewan mostly. I had no idea we have so many similar stories!
I appreciate you! 💜 coming your way from 🇨🇦
I live for these ! So funny but so true. I used to work at Macy's cosmetics dept in the 90s. It is so not an easy task working with people in the service industries. Lol
I just love your videos. Your characters are so amazing & funny. I love Barbra & Trevor. I can't wait to see if you are going to come up with more characters. You are so awesome.
I worked parttime at a cosmetic store during uni and I relate to this SO much! The contradicting customer requests especially. Absolutely nailed it.
These are currently my favorite shorts on YT. They’re hilarious and his makeup looks utterly gorgeous in every single short!
I absolutely love these tick tocks and I totally want to go in Sephora and either hug and apologize for the things some of the workers go through all I love you
You are so sweet! I swear all kinds of people put Sephora employees all together. Like we are all terrible. But I swear that’s not the case. We have had a few people like that at our store. And they have got fired. They would always stay on there phone, and when someone needed help color matching she would be like “Roxanne they need a color match”.. & I was new at Sephora at the time so I did it. But now there are only 2 originals left & one is me & the managers lol.
"I feel a bathroom cry coming on so best of luck to you" I'm gonna use that quote from now on
the NARS one with the scandalous names was hilarious hahahaah still laughing.
OMG! You had me laughing my ass off! Hairstylist here and I can emphasize with some of the crap you had to deal with, it shouldn't happen. I'm sorry you had to endure that...ever.
Also, your makeup looks are incredible! I'm hooked, and can't wait for your next video. Be safe, be you, be beautiful!
Have you ever been asked for an obsidian blond? Or a platinum deep black with blue-greenish reflects? #truefacts 🤦🏻♀️ 🧛🏻♀️🖤
This poor man he’s hilarious I could totally see him being a comedian! Omg I love the “did you touch a sample?!?!” Pandemic scene LMFAO!!!!!!! Holy shit this is funny stuff!!!!
LOOOOVVVEEEE HIM. His makeup is ALWAYS perfection. He's so beautiful!! Love his personality as well. He seems like a great guy inside and out. I bet he's so much fun to be around.. Wish i had him to take me to the store and show mw everything i need to have flawless makeup like him. Love ya Johnny!!!
"He's so close with his step father... 👀" 🤣🤣🤣
Your make-up is gorgeous! You are gorgeous, and hilarious! I have worked with the public for a long time, and you are spot on! I hope I get to see more of your comedy in longer shows. Wish we had Sephora in Australia. You could tour!
we do have sephora in australia but it doesn't stock as much variety because of competitors like mecca (plus makeup conpanies having their own individual stores rather than being resold in bigger ones)
@@maimai-xc6wu Is Mecca similar to a Sephora?
@@Elizabeth-redbirds yeah, mecca is exactly like sephora just with other brands. for example, I'm pretty sure sephora in the US has charlotte tilbury, but in Australia, mecca stocks it.
11:00 am I the only person who had to put the sub titles on for this?😂
Nope
What does he sayyyy? I could only figure out "well what's ridiculous is..."
Nope
How do you put subtitles?
I love how he finally tells off Barbara, never caught that one. 🤣 MATCH YOUR OWN BLUSH lol
BWAHAHAHA!!!! I J OW I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING BUT BARBRA'S ATTITUDE JUST HITS DIFFERENT!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Know*
I love you so much. “Barbara comes into the store that I work in all the time. I just want to wear a t shirt as my permanent uniform that says,”you can not possibly be serious.”
11:23
ROASTED
The names kill me every time they say them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
“ No. You can not think that that’s a thing. I feel a bathroom cry coming on. There is no such thing a red purple coral nude lip.”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seriously every single this he does is comedic genius!!!! Whenever I’m in a bad mood I watch these and I lose my mind laughing!!!!
Someone big needs to sign him like yesterday!!!!
Thank you for making me laugh so hard during one of the lowest points of my life!!!!
(Granted I know that some, if not all of these are probably real life situations he’s gone through but I truly appreciate how he’s turned negative situations into comedy. Such a beautiful person inside and out!!!)
This made me laugh so hard. The customers were so hilarious to ridiculous 🤣 😂 great job!
I usually don’t like purple but that purple eye shadow is amazing!
9:56
I love how at 11:02, his epic roast completely died- 💀
8:42 "THIS IS CLEAR!"
this had me dead💀💀💀
I loved this! "No it is too early for this. That's not a thing. You can't think that that's a thing!" Oh! I so needed a happy today and you gave it in spades. Thanks so much.
"This is a pineapple 🍍" got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Johnny I love every clip love/hate relationship with Barbara is KILLER literally choking on my coffee🤣🤣🤣
I love your bold eyeshadow colors! They suit you so well (of course they do, you've been practicing for 8 years 😁) and you look beautiful!
You are an artist! And I'm jealous. 😁
It's the facial expressions for me 🤣🤣 I want a full coverage sheer foundation with a natural eye makeup with a smokey eye 🤣
“No Howard, Matt Damon said we can't say that word anymore 😡” 😂
"Red lipstick with a little bit of purple and some coral and completely nude"...gave me a wonderful laugh!!! And the 2020 feature during COVID, accurate!!!!! Love these Sephora videos!!!
As a former retail worker I love everything about this series!
As someone who doesn't use makeup at all this cracks me up! Also your make-up looks amazing! Such vivid colors! Super cool!
Oh Barbara! I wish my life was half as entertaining as hers.
"Okay, well, you have fun over-drafting at Starbucks on your way home." LMAO
Can't get enough of you 😍😍 but it also hurts when you do swatches over your Amazing Makeup.. 😂
ikr
Ikr
I'm cracking up and wishing you lived next door.. I'd bake you pies or a pot of chicken chili out of gratitude for the laughter 😃.. you are so brilliant & gorgeous with & w/out makeup...
That, "have fun overdrafting at starbucks on the home." At the end was deadly.
9:38 boi you did not 😂😂😂😂