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Single Guy Vs Guy with Kids
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2023
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Basically a man dying of thirst watching another man drown
But who is drowning?
It works for either one tbh
Tfs tfs tfs
Whatever ur perspective is either or.
@@emmanuelukwanduthe single guy because he drowning in loneliness and
the guy with kids is the one dying with thirst because he can’t do much 😂
Charlie I have kids I haven't listened to you in 7 years - hahaha - this is so damn accurate!
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funny cause the kids are only like 4 years old
Especially the "I'm gonna die alone" part.
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Single Guy : "I'm gonna die alone"
Guy with kids : "I'm gonna die"
😂😂😂
"I am gonna die alone!"
Man, you didn't have to call me out there
"Is it a Disney movie?"
"No?"
"Then no"
The accuracy is undefeated
1.2k likes and no comments let me not fix that
I'm laughing
9 months later and it’s become “Is it a dailywire movie? Then no.”
@@mr.doctorcaptain1124what's dailywire?
@@mr.doctorcaptain1124 no, the single guy is definitely the first of them to watch dailywire movies
The ending with the backdrop of owning a bunch of swords and axes for no reason is so spot on
No reason? Cool stuff is it's own reward XD
Hey when the zombies come, I'll be ready. My weapons don't need ammo. 😆
No reason....NO REASON. The reason is because I CAN.
@@natelundstrum4903 Depends on what zombies. If a marker appears on Earth, then you're going to want something more than a heavy hammer 🤣
Swords and axes are cool. And cool is more than enough reason for a man to own cool collectibles. 🤗 Cool?
That cheerful, accomplishment filled, “I’m gonna die alone” resonates in such a heartwarming fashion😎👌🏻
Reminds me of myself every tuesday
@brotherszsquared7001
Is it only Tuesdays specifically?🤔
If so, how come ? 🤔
@@SANDSCORCHER because on tuesday i play resident evil and get reminded ive conpleted all the games to 100 percent
@brotherszsquared7001
Excellent 😎👌🏻
Nice scheduling too Sir👍🏻
@@SANDSCORCHER it reminds me that ive spent days 100 percenting resident evil instead of having a social life
"I am gonna die alone." I love the way he makes it sound like an accomplishment.
Sounds great to me tbh
Who cares?!?
It is, and make no mistake about it not being the best sh!t ever.
The first guy will kill himself, either from exhaustion or from depression.
The second guy will get depression, but guess who's got time and money to get therapy 😈😈😈😈😈😈
Probably he have depression and is dead inside
The fact he has medieval weapons and a crusader helmet makes me very happy inside.
I'm more of a Viking armor man myself but game recognize game
@@hailtothevicI mean it looked okay but I'mma tell you. Historically I'd rather have a full suit if plate armor than a suit of quilted armor and (maybe) chain mail.
The crusader helmet made me think " Bread Boys."
@@theillusionologist8311 I was going to ask if that was a Bread Boys homage!
@@theillusionologist8311 made me think of swagger first lol
The little hands under the bathroom door and jiggling doorknob are very accurate…
Children aren’t cats 💀
Add a pet or two and spouse shouting “Honey!, where did you put….?”
That's why I couldn't be a parent.
I'd be steppin on them little digits
@@bobbybush1750 We stopped doing that as kids for exactly that reason.
Like zombies that don’t go away and keep repeating… 🧟♂️ the bathroom is the Fortress of Solitude. 🚽 Until you hear something break. 🤬
That was best dad I’ve seen on any screen in weeks. And he’s keeping his friendships alive so his wife isn’t his only social outlet? This dad is a rockstar on all levels!
Guy still checks in on his friend with kids, a life boat to the real world.
Yeah he's conceited but at least he's just chatting to his friend like a normal person. You quickly discover how fast you lose your single friends when you have a kid.
I can understand from a man's point of view. If your friend turns into a simp then yeah it's annoying
@@Eleidig007I don't see it as simping but rather becoming a responsible person/partner/parent
@@ymi0613 Right? Imagine thinking that being a caring, loving, and respecting partner is being "a simp."
That's how you end up perpetually miserable and making everyone else you come into contact with perpetually miserable.
We have 4 kids and we are the ones who live in “the real world”. Single people with no kids are obsessed with Twitter and TV/movies.
People live their lives according to them. There's no check list of what you MUST have.@@yanasto
My husband and my brother are best friends, this is them in a nutshell 😂
Which one has kids..?
@@skunky1-1 does it matter?
@PartyhatRS if they're op's kids, yes. It matters very very much.
@@skunky1-1the one that isnt single?
@@matthewmcdonald1812 you've clearly never seen a single mother
All the little collectible stuff all around the house that every family guy would love to have. No way I could have a display wall of old weapons with these kids around.
Yeah, my husband and I met each other through taking sword fighting. Now with toddlers, we have to hide all our cool stuff away for who know how many years?
See, I think you're doing it wrong. You can have the wall of glory. Just make your kids fight to the death with them and promise the remaining child you will teach him to be the next Highlander.
You could, but then unfortunately the kids wouldn't be "around" very long.
literally last year when my brother and sister in law found out they were expecting, they came and hung their swords in my house ‘for the time being’ 🤣🤣- the same swords he and i grew up with hanging on in the brothers’ childhood bedrooms lmfao
@@kaoticzi3350 That's smart. Don't want them to get damaged, the swords that is.
I’ve accepted that I’m gonna die alone. I just want my employer to actually check on me if I don’t show up for work and don’t answer my phone. Do it for my dog’s sake.
That’s dark asl man. Don’t you want to pass on the torch? Don’t you realize that there’s something more to life than yourself?
@@Kumpkinmooster There is objectivly nothing more to his life when he is dead because he is not concious anymore. Idk what torch you are speaking off tho?
@@Kumpkinmooster It’s reality. I have a 20 yr old daughter but even she doesn’t call or text me every day. Both my parents are alive and well but it’s the same call air text situation with them. Millions of people will die alone in their homes or wherever they are. It’s life.
@@Kumpkinmooster By the way, my daughter will be a rich young lady if I die before retirement, if that’s what you mean by passing the torch. I’ve been married and not getting married again. Also don’t want to live with anyone. I have friends but they don’t check on me everyday. My employer will be the first to know if I die, if they suspect something when I miss work and don’t answer the phone.
My best friend lost her father years ago. Because her parents were divorced, her father lived alone and it was her father's employer that noticed something was wrong when he didn't show up for work. It's because of them that his body was found promptly. I've always been glad that someone paid attention and cared enough to make sure he didn't go unaccounted for. My friend took it, understandably, hard, but it gave her some comfort, I think, to know that her father's employer recognized something was wrong so quickly.
We all die alone. Some of us just get some peace and quiet in the meantime. 😂
My grandparents were all surrounded by loved ones when each of them died. It was sad, but wonderful at the same time
The amount of cope i see on this subject is hilarious. People who don't have kids often die sad and miserable, then people choose the worst most toxic families to point and say "oh look how miserable they are", even though in reality having kids most likely results in having a foundation of support , love and companionship around you for the rest of your life.
Yeah, kids just aren't for me, man. I don't have anything against people who have/want to have children, but it ain't my thing
@@SomedudeonUA-camB I feel the exact same way. 👌
@@sammierose1150 Yeah, my sister already has 2 boys, and my brother wants kids as well. Plus, I have 30+ cousins on my dads side alone. The bloodline lives on without me having crotch goblins
Nailed it. Although as a family dude I find it great having single friends come over for dinner to have a big family style experience together. They get the fun of kid energy without the work, and then the kids go to bed and we all relax. I really appreciate single people who are willing to dive into the messiness of friends with kids and I think it’s enriching for both of us.
And also obligatory this was really funny.
This is wholesome. I don’t have kids and don’t want them, but i LOVE that my friends have kids. Children are a joy to have in your life, and you don’t have to be a parent to experience that joy.
@@bananacarnage1318 same here...27 years old guy , so I have all the time to have kids but just don t want them or getting married . I love kids but couldn t handle having some of my own and spend all of my time and efforts on them
This is how its supposed to be. The biggest lie humans have told themselves is that we should raise children as a nuclear family unit, and not, you know, communaly
I’m impressed that your house is clean enough to have friends come over for dinner. Our dining room table is covered in piles of papers, half finished crafts, projects, games, and other random junk. But I wouldn’t change it for the world. I love being a dad to 2 sweet girls.
This says it all, one of my brest friends kids calls me uncle and my heart melts everytime he does. I don't want kids, but i will never stop hanging out with friends that do have kids and their New packages.
I’m surprised there was not injecting “Get back here”, “Don’t put that in your mouth”, and the all important “Stop that” from the parent in the middle of the conversation.
With the addition of “Don’t draw on that!”, “What did you drop in the toilet?” and “Leave the cat alone.”
@@valedro hahaha yes indeed!!
I'm beginning to see that by 5 you don't really gaf what poison they drink because they'll just do it next you blink anyhow
Can't forget these classics: "why is this sticky? " and "that better not be poop! "
Don't forget "what?! Daddy's on the phone!" Twenty times in 5 minutes.
I thought that becoming a parent would make me lose who I was too, but it ended up doing the opposite. I've been growing as a person right alongside my daughter. She has taught me so much about myself.
When one door closes, another door opens... but not before tiny fingers go clawing underneath it while you try to pee.
Dude, that last part got an honest to God chuckle. 😂 Thanks for making me feel better while I recover from a chest cold.
It is so true. Kids push you to grow and bring bigger love than you could know.
This is a masterpiece. Better dialogue than in most movies.
And more realistic.
“I am gonna die alone” with your medieval weapons in the background is a serious cinematography and shows how thoughtful your productions are.
Medieval weapons would have been no in my household
I would chase my brothers with knives when I was a child like 7 or 8 I believe
@@nexustom5823hope you are not 9 or 10 now
@@cemdursun no, 23
I’m only a nanny but the tiny fingers coming from under the bathroom door was a little too real. Love you guys! 😂
Nannys are Golden Angels 🥰
Yall great for when the wife isn't around 😘 If you catch my drift…
@@CumGoblin4000😐 Don't be weird
@@riseALK I love you..
I'm only an auntie and I agree! Or the bathroom door swinging wide open when you are taking a shower and the door nob stopped locking because it is too wiggly/loose from the kids constantly wiggling it.😳🙄
The parents who get the angriest and most judgemental at childless people are also the ones who manage to constantly portray parenthood as the most horrible experience imaginable, while the actually happy parents tend to leave you alone.
I guess misery loves company.
It's true, and the angry parents are loud about it, while the happy parents mostly keep themselves to themselves, so more and more there's this sad public view that all parenthood is unhappiness, and the joy of parenthood is forgotten. So very tragic, and it's slowly suffocating society.
@@YasuTaniinaI agree. It's sad to see bitter people dragging everyone else down within reach.
@@YasuTaniina slowly suffocating society? The world is undeniably overpopulated. If anything, the baseless need to have children is what is destroying the world 😅
not really true, i was one of those guys who swore i'd never have kids and holy shit was i totally wrong
@@YasuTaniinaMaybe even angry and loud enough about it to make a UA-cam short that complains about parenthood and disses on single life at the same time
On the plus side the single guy's got some sick armor/swords!
Everything the first guy doesn't have is a plus...
The swords and armor are even MORE of a plus 😂
This shows joy and struggle for both sides and I'm all for it
Where's the joy in being a parent in this video? It sounded horrible!
@@unijade yeah, it didnt do the justice to. Being a parent. Got 2 daughters and son on his way and i've never loved my life as much. Sure kids are exhausting but give you joy a d satisfaction lioe nothing else
@@Thalaranthey I'm happy for you. Most people I know aren't that jubilant about being parents (even though they do love their children).
@@unijade yeah, but its usually beacuse they're too old or too poor xd
@@unijade The ending.
My best friend and I are exactly this lmao, granted I'm not as oblivious. He's got a full time job with mandatory overtime, 2 kids, and wife wants a third, while I have a part time job while I focus on college, and I'm constantly single. We envy eachother but also respect our struggles just in that I'm immensely alone but would never want kids, whereas he wishes he could pursue his dreams like I do, but he would never give up his family. It's a good dynamic, we give each other perspective we wouldn't ever have otherwise
Wholesome.
Based af and wholesome
Sometimes we have to sacrifice something to get something else but it's our choice to decide if the sacrifice is worth it or not.
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Haha, I have the exact same scenario with my best friend but I'm on the dad side. It's true, we give each other great perspectives from the other side.
Being an aunt or uncle is the sweet deal IMO.
Yeah...no. I became an uncle when I was just 8 years old. I now have 3 nieces in my immediate family and I'm not even 30 yet. I've had enough parenting practice growing up that I'm 100% ready for my own kid. And all that because I was an uncle when I was 8.
@@brandonbradley8480 Too bad for you, no one of my brothers live in my city. So, no annoying brothers and no annoying kids for me! 😂❤
@@leabianchi bad? That sounds good...especially the part about not having kids. Oh, and that's an easy fix: all you have to do is make some...making them is the best part after all! As for brothers...well, it's not a concept I'm all that familiar with. Not a lot of men in my family. Hell, 90% of the family tree is made up of women. Tomboy. And the few men? They're tough as nails. Dad just turned 60 and is just starting to slow down. I've gotten my head bashed in multiple times and was completely healed less than a month later. I've had broken bones, fractures, burns, cuts deep enough to land me in the ER, and even a concussion and a bone bruise at one point...completely healed all of it in less than a month without even slowing down...the men in my family are built different. The women too. And I'm the most unique in my family by far.
Yeah, all the upsides of having kids with none of the downsides. Nothing's better than being the cool uncle/aunt, and when the kids start getting on your nerves you can just return them to their parents.
I love being the fun messy auntie 😂
And people with kids always ask when their single friends are going to have kids…..? Well they’re not really selling the idea when they just seem miserable all the time lol
Because having kids is work, and people want their rewards now and not in the future
@@whiskeysaint5609Kids being a reward is not guaranteed at all, either in the short or long run. You never know when you're gonna love it or hate it until you live it, but by then its too late.
@@whiskeysaint5609It seems that you want to convince yourself that you didn't make a mistake 😂
Everything about this is spot on. The weird hobbies, the philosophical thoughts, the realization that no one cares anymore because they are busy taking care of other humans...
Totally agree 🎯
Plus the reality that parents get completely engulfed with "being parents" and turn into lifeless zombies who you don't even recognize anymore. Before baby is born they're so convinced they can live the same life they did prior to being a parent and reality hits them *hard* until all they have left is a screaming, stinking, annoying child that's attached to them 24/7/365.
Hence why most parents nowadays just plop their kid in front of a screen and ignore them for hours on end
@Kitsudoku I've seen you in a few comments on this video and I get a strong impression you're convincing yourself kids aren't worth it with extremely negative views. Not a healthy look, man. People can be happy with or without kids. Having my kid run across the school parking lot into my arms after a school day is one of the greatest feelings ever. Sure it's not for everyone, I get it, but they aren't alway the emotion-sucking demon you're painting them to be.
@@Kitsudoku literally, a big reason I don't want kids is everybody I know who has kids loses their personality and all of the cool shit about them
@snakeflowerchild1002 That's fine anecdotal evidence you have and yeah, kids keep you busy. But I am unsure how much of a friend you are calling them lifeless zombies and changed. My point being you're awful pessimistic about it all.
A family in knew as a kid had a mandatory 1 hour nap rule for everyone in the house from birth to highschool graduation. When i was a kid I thought it was so the toddler wouldn't be woken from his nap by other kids playing and running; now I know the parents just needed that hour.
Some of the best parents I knew. Especially if you're an introverted parent, raise your kids with your own limitations in mind. They needed an hour a day, and we loved them.
@@mmking9517 love that
It was called "quiet time" in my house. I didn't have to take a nap per se, but I had to either read or play quietly in my room. Didn't bother me one bit lol. Kids need their own time to themselves too sometimes...it helps them to be more independent and creative imo.
I think 2 hrs a day is good
Parents can actually sleep
Older kids get a lot of homeschooling done as it’s very quiet n no distractions
Parents could accomplish a whole project if needed too
👏
2 hours probably would’ve been better.😏
Dying alone is the best part. There is literally no one there to make you feel bad for dying on them. "Why do you have to die?" "You think I want to? I'd rather be smoking a blunt and playing Halo right now!"
That was profound. I might weep.
This is the reason I am happily single
Take your hard earned money that you'd otherwise spend on the kids, and treat yourself to a sex tour of southeast Asia or Colombia or Brazil or something.
I mean, you can be in a relationship with someone who equally doesn't want to have kids. 😂
But that comes with its own set of responsibilities.. which I'm also not ready for 😂
Why are the fingers under the door so accurate 😂
For us single guys its kitty paws 🥰😺
@@applejacks971
For us single ladies it’s kitty paws as well. If you don’t give these creatures non-stop attention they will howl, knock random things over, and nip/bite at you until they have your full attention.
My kids came in with a camera and now have pictures of me on the toilet they show!!!!!!
@@bettyc.parker-young1437 Well delete pictures.
The kids clawing under the door like zombies is so relatable 💀
just missed that the sometimes make also noises like zombies...or at least mine ;)
Sometimes I think 'Hmm maybe I should have kids'. Then I'll call my best friend who is on his 4th to catch up and every time... Every. Single. Time. There is a kid in the background screaming their head off and I'm like 'couldn't be me'.
My brother used to be you
Then he married a single mom of 3 and her daughter n family (later of course) moved in with them for awhile.
He loved the grandbabies even more.
He used to watch me holding a crying baby and be like, well I’m out. N leave to do his great life lol (partying mostly) I never felt trapped - I was doing what I wanted every day.
@@YeshuaKingMessiahwere you jealous of his “great life” as you put it ? Did he label it as a great life or is that something you made up ?
I have a friend who is 31 with 3 kids. She shows on social media how her kids destroy her home and how she has to clean up stains and broken furniture.
ABsolutely NOT for me. Fury would be my new last name and I dont want to have rage against a child
@@86Kera jealous? Lol Of what? I was doing what I loved everyday. He was abusing his body, cementing his addictions and basically - wasteing oxygen. He’s had cancer twice now (55yo this year). Lost his arm in a car wreck at 21.
Jealous of what?
@@THEDOORIZCLOSED
Ur friend is a bad parent.
Sadly, no one wants to parent anymore.
It's better to not be a parent than a bad one. Single dude made the right call for him.
You're so right
He couldn't figure it out once he got there?
@@RogerPackseriously! Most people figure out parenting. I mean, they usually figure it out once they become grandparents, but they figure it out.
@@chadchadchadchadchadAfter they've traumatized another human being that will continue the cycle 😂 no thanks lol. Single dude made his right choice!
Spot on. However, there’s nothing wrong with having kids if you can be a good parent. There’s these weird “anti natalist” people that think having kids is wrong. And you see these weird subreddits of single people lashing out at couples with kids, that’s not me.
Me, 5 years ago: I’m gonna die alone…
Me, now: ✨I’m 🕺gonna die😂alone🤠✨
let's just make a party out of it, we can all die alone together
You, 40 years from now: Cry alone in regret.
@@loveisallinside but we must not die together. We all gotta take turns.
This is why older women get cats. You should get cats or dogs.
@@rtfirefly8092 Nah you're just jealous of a gtow
A funny enough I am the single one and my bestie has the kid…she’s the one who called me and asked if I’d see the AI chat thing while she was on the way to the gym. I was like “I am just trying to stay alive. No I didn’t see it and no I do not understand your energy for things.”
Same here 😂 My married friend with kids tells me about all the conspiracy theories and church scandals lol.
The single guy isn't going to die alone. He is developing himself and his hobbies. Actualized people make better partners and are interesting.
This is literally a conversation between my dad and my uncle 😂
Which one has kids?
Seriously, as a single parent going to the bathroom is like the best moment to yourself ever.. until you come out and realize the horrors your kids have done... in the 5 minutes you were in there.
See this is why I don't have any, I like order and I wouldn't be fondly exasperated, I'd beat the fuck outta them, and that's not good for anyone, especially them, but I don't care to stop and fight the same battle every damn day. Do what I say to do. Tripping and knocking something over is different because even I do that on occasion, but I've never known a child who doesn't sneak around like a gluttonous demon to do shit they aren't supposed to, and homie don't play that
Or as soon as you sit on the toilet, you hear a scream.
@@chicanegra8198how about a crashing noise?
@@SugarandSarcasm Eventually you learn to tune those out unless they are followed by crying or screaming.
@@patrickmorrey8722or complete silence? I’m guessing it depends on the parent and how many children are around? Hard to gauge what the exact reaction “should” be
Wifey raised her two little sisters and i to a lesser degree raised my little bro.
We didnt have kids since marrying 35 years ago because we felt like we already had kids.
Now we are living the childhood we missed back then. No regrets.
That's awesome!!! Fulfilled life =]
This is absolutely precious and as an eldest sister aka third parent myself, i hope I get to be as content as u someday
Good for you!! Enjoy!! ❤
You rock. Enjoy this time together 🥰
Same here!
As an antisocial aro-ace woman, i would rather die than be responsible for raising another human being. I can barely stand socializing with adults. Children are literal hell.
This is perfectly valid. I hate how people just expect you to become mother just because you're a woman. As if that can be your only purpose in life. Those people are followers of trends. Just do your own thing. Stay true to who you are.
My favorite type of humor is when people who choose to have kids are miserable with that life choice
“Oh yeah that’s exciting” translation: “I have no idea what you just said”
I love being childfree. I have a cacophony of hobbies, travel regularly and love my pets. The bonus? I also have a partner to share it with. I don't worry about "who's going to take care of me" when I'm old, because the answer is going to be the same for people with kids: nurses and caretakers. If you have kids as a retirement program I feel sorry for them. Dying "alone" has never bothered me. I don't need a big gaggle of weeping family around me as I fade away to the beyond. I'd be more than content just remembering my best memories of the full life I lived, exactly how I wanted it.
Good for you! (Hmmm, that sounds sort of sarcastic but I don’t mean it that way). I do have kids and I love it but I know it’s not for everyone. Too many people have kids because it’s what is expected of them. Then they are miserable. What effect does they have on the kids they raise? It can’t be good. Anyways, I think more people should take your approach. Happy travels.
@midaztouch Thanks for the kind comment. I'm glad you love being a parent! That's the sort of person I am more than happy to see have kids. If it makes you happy, then your kids will grow up happy, too.
“ I wish i was alone”
“ I wish i had someone “
Having a partner who also makes a salary and doesn't try to "fix" me or push some big annoying lifestyle change on me sounds good. Having children taking away over 50% of your money, time, and energy for 18 years doesn't.
Got snipped at 23! Best decision of my life. No one's taking away my freedom
The end was really the cherry on top cause that’s what I say almost daily. 💀😂
Don't, there's always hope ❣️
I'm going to die alone.
@@thorr18BEM everyone dies alone
Even those with large families, have died alone. I see this all the time in nursing homes. Some kids live in different states and hardly check on their parents. Ofcourse, even those who live close, don't care either unless they want to remain in the will.
No way I did not meet the man I married till my friends all had kids. Enjoy your single life spouses have opinions!
Charlis is that hot guy that doesn't know he is hot and sometimes dress up like Ace Ventura.
What?
Facts charlie can get it 🥵
@@koeniging what went wrong in your life.
That is complete me.
Wtf I going on
Best decision in my life. No children. Freedom is the most important thing to me
Never been more happy to be single and childless
Child-free*
Me too! I made the right choice. Doesnt mean i cant have friends or just date for fun no strings attached. But having no kids probably adds more years to my life. I have more money time and peace!
The 37 nieces and nephews I have don’t make me regret it.
Yeah, at least we can say that we have loved some people and have been loved in our lives.
The ending ties everything together.
Bravo!
I love my nieces and nephew but that life isn't for me.
I feel you. I am so proud of my "Cool Aunt" title and lovin' it!
Same
@@IslanderloverBKK yeah, I babysit for my three-year-old niece all the time and she loves me so much. It makes me proud for sure!
Once you have children, your brain changes, recalibrates, and adapts to the situation. It’s like “leveling up your character” in bugman-speak.
@TokyoXtreme Yeah, that sounds great and all but that doesn't happen to everyone. If it did, you wouldn't have parents out there who have shaken, beaten, abused and straight up killed their children because their brains didn't change.
I'm the single guy at 40 and this is so true. After seeing my friends become dad's I can safely say I'm never having kids.
😂
😂
Can I have your phone number please?
I am joking, but seriously though...
It's really hard finding people who are serious about this like me, and are not just saying it at 23 to sound edgy.
The pair we never knew we needed. 😂😂😂 Dude Dad and Charlie.
Yeah the difference between being single and being married is that being single isn't exactly as easy as it used to be and the assumption that it is gives a lot of people a pass to look down on you.
My boss thinks because I'm single that my time is unlimited so he's constantly abusing my time, my parents think I don't need help with anything financially during this economic downturn because I don't have kids and that's the only expensive thing in society, I don't get promotions even though I work harder as a result of my free time being "available" because the people with kids need the money more and are trying to grow their career, and the zeitgeist is against me because once people figure out I'm not married that I'm somehow a man child.
Mix all that in with the existential dread and depression of being alone all the time that it pushes anyone that is potentially available in their 30s away because they see you as a downer or "alone for a reason".
But it's cool because I can drink to offset all of that and stay up late with the TV volume louder than 3.
I feel you man. Existential dread + depression packs a wallop. At times im really envious of those with families, but then im reminded of what it really entails, and im nowhere even CLOSE to meeting someone. Theres no dating pool here. Its a fucking desert 😭
I hate this mindset so much, promotions should go to people who deserve them not people who need them
Hmm yeah some valid points in there. Especially about the cycle of depression
Yooo nihilism & ext dread hits me sometimes as well. Find something worth dying for, that makes you come alive. No inherent meaning means you gotta make it yoself. Family & work is enough for most but you not feeling either of those soooo yea 🤷🏾♀️ Try religion? While you figure it out, I hope these videos help. Promise they arent #ricky-rollys 😜
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Sounds like you work too much and pay rent and that's hard man those two things alone plus utilities is hard for anyone, I don't think we should have to pay for utilities personally I think it should be payed by tax dollars of anyone who makes over 2 mil a year and 300,000 be put into it and it benefits them as well because it would cover there utility's, and the state would have to be held responsible to make sure that money given goes into utilities. But nope according to them we're robbing them I get how they feel but no wer not they owe it by making more they have what can help us and they live off our resources just as much as we do there's.
My son is 20 months old. I don’t think I’ve gone to the bathroom by myself since he started walking.
As someone who has one kid, the dad nearly dropping his phone from exhaustion in the bathroom just hits differently
The thing about living like that is both statements are true. Doesn't change how much anxiety I have on a daily basis, but I definitely have it way easier than my friends who are actually competent & productive people
So there I was 2 days ago, gf doing a great job of convincing me to have a child. And then this video pops up to remind me some of the reasons why I didn't want them. Thank you for bringing me back on the path 🙏
let it be a lesson to never stray from The Path again! lol
If you don't want kids and your gf wants one then you two should go on separate ways, why waste each other's time.
Do like my parents. Have one. Than kick the can down the street long enough it's too late.
@@camryl13right. That’s something huge to disagree on 😂
@jaq uemo Single life gets old really fast in your 30s/40s.
Same conversation with moms with kids and women without kids. Spot on.
I mean, without kids ≠ alone. My spouse and I are childfree by choice.
@@shamelesshussy okay? 🤷🏼♀️
You have the wrong friends then.
usually it's "How can I help? Do you need meals prepared? When was the last time you two had a night free? Of courwe I watch them."
@@ZebraLuv not my monkeys, not my circus.
Dude! You GOTTA know this stuff to stay RELEVANT!
My friend who just had his third kid just visited my house for the first time and this is how I felt. He's admiring all of the instruments, books, board games, and LEGOs and I'm just thinking I'd give up all of it and more if I could have a family 🤷🏼♂️ It's just how things go I guess.
I feel that. Im single. Do i have tons of free time after work? Yes. Do I party it up with my friends all the time? Sure do. Am I super grateful for what I have? Absolutely.
Would I give it all up for a warm hug from a loving husband and a smile from a little toddler of my own? In a heartbeat.
Stay strong everyone
@@ellysetaylor5908 let me introduce myself, I'm from the Southside as a baby but moved to the WestSide at a kid .
I definitely would not give all that up for kids. I work as a kid therapist, oldest of five. I’m happy with my long term partner, our two dogs and one perpetually grumpy cat
@@ellysetaylor5908 want mine?
Life swap lol
We love seeing an actively present in their children's lives father
We love seeing a father actively present in the lives of his children*
Thats a good AD against Parenthood. Thx
Omg! Everything about this is sooo accurate! And the lil hands under the door when he went to the bathroom brought back vivid memories 😂😂😂
"I am going to die alone"
A small price to pay for salvation.
“I just never have a moment to myself, see” fuckin killed me lol so random love it!
And this is why im never getting kids! Let me keep that freedom for sure!
This makes me appreciate being single.
Why I'm not going to have kids:
This is why I’m never having Children.
Hey, don't dismiss the beauty of dying alone.
Omfg all my single friends or the ones that don’t want kids act like they don’t have time for me and I’m still able to make time for them. That’s so sad.
Excellent representation of the young father. Kids with their hands underneath the door lol.😂 been there!
Frankly, I’m good dying alone.
In the beginning God created Heaven and Earth. He created humans too to have a relationship with Him. That's our purpose as humans that have a relationship with God. Sin, however, messed that up because it made us imperfect and imperfect creatures cannot have a relationship with a perfect and holy God. That's why we so oftentimes feel empty, unsatisfied and unaccomplished because we're not in relationship with the God we were created to be in a relationship with. But that's where Jesus comes in. Jesus is God's son and He came down to earth in human form to live the same life we do yet unlike us He never sinned. Jesus is perfect. Yet despite the fact He is perfect He died on the cross for our sins and sacrifice Himself for us. The punishment for our sins is death but because Jesus took that punishment for us if we put our faith in Him and receive Him as Lord and savior we can be reconciled to God and be restored to that relationship we were created to have. And we can be sure that Jesus is the Son of God because on the 3rd day God raised Him from the dead and in that He defeated death and the grave, proving that He can do the same for us if we put our faith in trust in Him. That's how you get to Heaven. That's how you become full in your heart. That's how you become reconciled to the God who created you.
I'm sorry to hear that
Sad
At least that way you don't loose more than half of everything you've worked for.
@@brandonschneider4984 Who hurt you Brandon? Let it go my guy
Im a child free woman and can relate.
Yesss dude dad again! Lol love seeing all these collabs! Idk why they're just bow popping up lol
Watching this on Valentine’s Day 2023, thanks for reminding me that having a partner or kids isn’t everything. Being single is actually the most freedom a person will probably ever experience
"I am going to die alone"
happiness in a nutshell
What’s wrong with dying alone, the voices in my head will always keep me company, always…
"I am going to die alone."
Better to die alone and happy than with company and miserable.
You can be alone and miserable, ornwith company and happy. It's not clear-cut.
Just die happy
Is your Source "Facebook"or "Trust me bro"?
Humans are biologically social beings, there is no such thing as alone and happy, don't spread misinformation
But its better to have someone to lean on when doing bad that being alone while doing bad
@@TheStoicNinjaSo if you want to be socially happy, you have to slave yourself to others... Suuuuuuuuurrrrreeee...
The upside of dying alone is that the cat will get to feed off me for at least a week or so before anybody finds me. She wont go hungry, thats for sure.
Well that's very green of you.
Everyone dies alone. You dont notice who youre with when you die in your sleep or in an accident. Give up this tv fantasy of dying at your own pace comfortable in a hospital bed. If that ever happens to you and youre not on a ventilator and sign a DNR, youd feel your entire bodylose oxygen as you choke and lose the ability to breathe.
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme When most people say "die alone" they aren't referring to the moment of death. They mean wether or not they had a good times with friends or family, and social support, in the weeks or months preceding their death. It's a colloquialism, and yes it's imprecise.
@@janinawaz4596I disagree. To me being alone in death means NO ONE will notice and mark the moment; we are instantly entirely gone due to the lack of anyone to hold a dying person's hand and notice when the One has gone.
I don't think I am alone with that interpretation.
@@Joy21090 Okay. That makes sense too.
What’s weird is people just don’t want to accept someone who prefers to live like this. I’m 24 years old and am the only person in my friend group who has not had kids yet. And I get free reminders when they bring their kids over or to an event of why I chose that way of life. I’m not gonna bring a child into this world, I’d never forgive myself. And I’d rather go deaf than hear a screaming child in the middle of the night.
The last sentence was so relatable
With all that cool stuff, he will never die alone 😂
as long as I have friends I'm happy dying alone. I'll help my friends with their kids if I never have any.
Hysterical! The wandering fingers under the bathroom door are a scream!!!
this would fr make such a good birth control ad
Agreed!😊
His life seemed more fulfilling than the guy who was alone
When shown the bad side of it, even in a tongue-in-cheek manner, anything looks bad. Children are wonderful.
@@stompchunkman4248 not if you don't want them. All that stuff that people think is so cute about kids is annoying as hell to me.
@krn2683 idk man, having a mafia sized family continuing on and still having an effect a millennia into the future seems pretty interesting to me
this video had convinced me to buy a crusader helmet
Make sure that while you're wearing it, you also light up the light saber and enact a scene from empire...
It's comparisons like these that reaffirm my decision to be child free
They really are shaming single men, aren't they?
What this video doesn’t show you (by accident or by design) is the massive emotional fulfillment that children bring, and the rebalancing of life goals. A “family guy” wouldn’t care about collectible junk or Tik-Tok fads. I also notice the mother is absent, and the kids are all together with the dad at once. When kids are past 5 or 6, they usually do their own thing or have friends to play with. You could still have time to catch up on Chinese balloons or the Ohio derailment.
@@TokyoXtreme I am the oldest of four autistic children - I see everyday the hardships and frankly emotional hell my parents go through. I've had quite the taste of what it's like to be a parent given there is a ten year age gap between myself and my youngest sister. I remember mum announcing she was pregnant, her waddling as we liked to tease, bringing home this tiny pink thing, bottles and baby grows, crawling and trying to stand and getting into everything (eating anything that's paper so much so that we called her 'the goat'), walking and then the oncoming speech delays, repeating a year of primary school before she was accepted into a special school catering to her needs and all the fun difficulties from there. At no point in the past eleven years have I been inspired to take on the heap of responsibility that is children. Nevermind the fact that pregnant and childbirth is a literal horror show. This life is mine and I will find emotional fulfillment elsewhere.
@@decembersveryown5935 I often think that parenthood is a pyramid scheme. Parents are miserable and they gave into peer pressure so they think you should too. And when single men, single women, or couples of any sexuality don't follow their thinking a lot of them get angry - because they didn't realise there was a choice. They are stuck with their choice and so they must deal with that.
@@ladydixon9651 Have you looked into Funko Pop! collecting or speedrunning?
" i dont have moment for myself"
So realistic. Im single & say that at times.
My married friends with 1 kid, dont have time to listen my phone calls or hang out with me even on sundays.
They think my life is so easy.
They dont know, sometimes I sleep by the time I got home, out of tiredness.
No no, they know your life cause they had your life, you're the one who doesn't know
@@radhiadeedou8286 thanks for the clarification. That makes sense.
His kids prob didn't need a thing until he got on the phone
“It’s not easy having no kids, all I do is whatever I want, all the time, with a sizable savings account in my back pocket.”
When you were single, didn't you have problems
@@kkngd391 nope
“ i am so busy and tired “
* typically has lightsaber in his hand *
I remember when I was younger I wanted to have kids. This video reminds me of why I changed my mind. Thank you.
Also, this video was hilarious. Excellent work.
Your gonna die alone.
I have a kid, save yourself. It’s too late for me..
@@natalie_v0.0.1 this is the equivalent of "I hate my wife" boomer jokes
@@radhiadeedou8286 except it’s not a joke and I hate kids, tough luck huh lol
@@natalie_v0.0.1 wow this is dark. You hate your own kids? I've never been a kid person but my daughters are the best thing in my life, if I knew I would love this much I would've started younger and had 4 or 5.
You should seek help, your child doesn't deserve to be raised like this
Goddamn did you have to be so cuttingly accurate? The hands under the door sent me. Sometimes they entertain each other at least
"I have kids. I haven't listened to you in seven years". So. Damn. Relatable.😊
Don't have kids till you're well and ready
nonsense, you just go and do it; telling people to wait for some fantasy readiness is one of the biggest scams of the 21st century