Shit Ultrarunners Say 🏃🏻🤣! (An update to the “shit ultramarathoners say”)

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  • Опубліковано 7 жов 2024
  • Shit ultra runners say (old meme, new updates!)..COMMENT Below: What else do we say?!
    #trailrunning #ultramarathon #running

КОМЕНТАРІ • 51

  • @AMostlyFunctionalJess
    @AMostlyFunctionalJess 2 роки тому +31

    'nom nom, nomnomnom' had me creasing but 'yeah I just permanently removed my toenails' is peak comedy

  • @cameronakers7305
    @cameronakers7305 Рік тому +6

    I did just remove my big toe nails permanently 😢😂 had to kept getting ingrown nails from running

  • @inakilrg
    @inakilrg 2 роки тому +7

    😂😂😂😂 you can totally do a career in comedy 😂😂

  • @danielamestanek7899
    @danielamestanek7899 2 роки тому +4

    pickle juice is the best. never occured to me to use it for running. awesome. thanks.

    • @to.lame.to.function5242
      @to.lame.to.function5242 Рік тому

      For bike races I’d volunteer to cook bacon and serve pickles and pickle juice.

  • @e3017
    @e3017 2 роки тому +2

    Very funny video my friend! Thank you!

  • @mikebruns1300
    @mikebruns1300 2 роки тому +6

    I've had someone ask me for TP once. It happens.

  • @ejquezad
    @ejquezad 2 роки тому

    I'm loving these shorts

  • @robforex8822
    @robforex8822 2 роки тому

    More of these!!! Hilarious 😂

  • @rajdeepsingh4228
    @rajdeepsingh4228 2 роки тому +7

    Every runner spits 👍👍

    • @thepsychologist8159
      @thepsychologist8159 2 роки тому +4

      I don't. I quickly 'fact checked' myself when I just read this comment and realised, for certain, I have never spat during a run (in fact, I haven't done so since high school ... and that was a LOOONG time ago).

    • @philiprudd1697
      @philiprudd1697 2 роки тому +3

      @@thepsychologist8159 wow. I'm like a continuous spit and snot machine out there, especially when it's cold.

    • @piggy6801
      @piggy6801 2 роки тому +1

      There's two types of runners. The kind that's constantly sniffing to stop the snot from dripping. And the kind that just snorts and then spits every 5 minutes.

    • @thepsychologist8159
      @thepsychologist8159 2 роки тому +1

      @@piggy6801 Well honestly, I must be the 3rd type of runner because I don't do either. Seriously. When I run in extreme cold conditions, perhaps the first type of runner, but very rarely (especially now as I have a brilliant treadmill for running when the weather is cold or crap outside).

    • @Kelly_Ben
      @Kelly_Ben 2 роки тому +2

      Absolutely not. I've always found people hocking huge lugies on the sidewalk to be gross, so it never crossed my mind to do it while running. Here comes the hypocrisy... I've finally perfected my snot rocket, my sleeves and gloves are much cleaner now! 😆

  • @Monkeypack07
    @Monkeypack07 2 роки тому

    Masterpiece all the way through 😂😂

  • @korzalm
    @korzalm Рік тому +1

    mum, mum, mum, mum, meown.

  • @codenameconovers3398
    @codenameconovers3398 Рік тому

    You ain’t lying lol 😂😂😂

  • @Highnoonshred
    @Highnoonshred 2 роки тому

    So on point!!!

  • @pommierunner8494
    @pommierunner8494 2 роки тому

    Love this 🤣😂

  • @britd0g
    @britd0g 2 роки тому

    Best one yet

  • @t.c.9838
    @t.c.9838 2 роки тому +18

    Hey man, got any TP?🤣🤣🤣

    • @nikokiko47
      @nikokiko47 2 роки тому +2

      I’m a simple road runner, what is TP?

    • @t.c.9838
      @t.c.9838 2 роки тому

      @@nikokiko47 toilet paper 🧻

    • @devanhansonmusic
      @devanhansonmusic 2 роки тому +1

      @@nikokiko47 Toilet Paper! 😂🤙

    • @nikokiko47
      @nikokiko47 2 роки тому

      @@devanhansonmusic oh haha! Is TP an American slang for toilet paper, or only used by trail runners?

    • @devanhansonmusic
      @devanhansonmusic 2 роки тому +1

      @@nikokiko47 Yeah many people say TP. TP-ing is a common pass time for teenagers haha. It’s when you throw toilet paper all over trees or houses.

  • @deadair801
    @deadair801 Рік тому

    You for got the bears on your back

  • @SpyderRae
    @SpyderRae Рік тому

    💯

  • @WERK777
    @WERK777 2 роки тому +6

    poo burp 🤣😂

  • @ludovicpiejos4379
    @ludovicpiejos4379 2 роки тому +2

    Damn I signed up for my first 50km in the fall and I only have Garmin forerunner 35, I really don't want to have to buy another watch yet.
    It is possible to do a review on the Hoka Tecton X?

    • @Kelly_Ben
      @Kelly_Ben 2 роки тому +2

      I've done my 3 with a Garmin Instinct, no problems, you'll be fine! 😆

    • @ludovicpiejos4379
      @ludovicpiejos4379 2 роки тому

      @@Kelly_Ben 😅 Thank you so much :) Yes I am hopeful, I will remove some features to be sure hahaha

  • @AmamiHarukaX3
    @AmamiHarukaX3 2 роки тому

    That toe nails 😂😂😂

  • @DavidPalmer
    @DavidPalmer 2 роки тому +1

    do you have any pickle juice??? 😂😂

  • @LionofDC
    @LionofDC 10 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @martylynch2784
    @martylynch2784 2 роки тому

    Can’t share my TP, will probably need it myself. Really don’t want to have to use my buff…or a sock.

  • @jro558
    @jro558 2 роки тому

    LOL!

  • @StuensSyslerier
    @StuensSyslerier Рік тому

    Pickle juice can give you poo burps for sure 😵‍💫🤣

  • @hungmanxxxx2462
    @hungmanxxxx2462 2 роки тому

    Lol 😂

  • @belle.b.mikaelson
    @belle.b.mikaelson Рік тому

    😅😅😅😅😅

  • @collinmorris
    @collinmorris 2 роки тому

    Come on man, the tecton has the vibram lite-base… not the Traction lugs. 🙄

  • @AlistairLattimore
    @AlistairLattimore 10 місяців тому

    BAHAHA, poo burp...

  • @EvenWaysMusic
    @EvenWaysMusic Рік тому

    Don't forget offering to show people feet pics after a race...

  • @Lamilton82828
    @Lamilton82828 Рік тому

    Poo burp

  • @nathanenns
    @nathanenns 2 роки тому +1

    Moab!?!?

  • @raw-viking
    @raw-viking 2 роки тому

    😂😂😂

  • @level-pedal234
    @level-pedal234 2 роки тому

    😂