AND USING LESBIANISM TO GET WITH A GUY! that's like if I guy told a group of girls he's gay so he'll be invited to their sleepover and see them change it's SO CREEPY. Don't use others sexualitys as a scheme to try and cop a feel bro
I am bi myself and I hate it when people create disasters like this and then go ' You can't blame me , I'm bi'. Bi-panic does have to do with feeling attracted to opposite genders at the same time, but you can't use that with siblings?? Especially when you're saying you're pretty much actively disregarding the feelings of the other people?? It's not you being bi, sis, you're just a mess.
And the way that person said “I kinda wanna know what will happen when this blows up in my face” at the end Like,,,sis tf do you think is gonna happen? Just go pray that your ‘friend’ is a pacifist or sth cuz if that was me, hairs would’ve been ripped from scalps
@@Lucylu644 She reminds me of an ex-friend of mine. Somebody who used to do this sort of thing all the time. She never thought about anyone except herself. She and this person are the reason that so many people think that all of us bi people are inherently selfish cheaters. 😑
@@MacDoesIt girl… where do i even begin so I’m in a sort of situationship/fwb thing with my coworker who’s also my best friend right. im also pretty sure he’s my twin flame but whatever. anyway he’s moving away in a week and i lowk wanna die about it but that’s irrelevant. anyway, he’s close good friends with one of our managers (who happens to have a girlfriend). a few weeks ago i took a long ass nap before work after getting home from esthetician school cuz i close at work til 2-3am (sometimes more like 4am) multiple nights a week and have class at 9am so i don’t get a lot of sleep and have been napping a lot. during this nap i had a… dream… about said manager. 🤭 i woke up like “what the fuck” and it’s made me realize that i do actually have some sort of feelings for him which i feel SO BAD about since he’s taken, friends with my situationship, and MY BOSS (well sorta but not really, he’s not the top manager but girl he’s up there LMAO). anyway like i said even tho im secretly (not so secretly) in love with the other guy who im fwb with he’s also my bestie so i ended up telling him about the dream (and the threesome fantasies I’ve been having about him and his friend) and he thought it was funny but also was like “girl what the fuck”. (for reference we’re all three in our early 20s). my manager doesn’t know shit about any of this thankfully. they’re both so hot and seeing them together makes me feel some sorta way. i am going to hell. ANYWAY nothing has happened obviously and i doubt it ever will but i did close alone with the two of them the other night and i wrote a smutty Scream threesome fanfiction where the characters represent the two guys in my irl life (billy represents my manager and stu represents my situationship LMAO) (link if ur curious: www.tumblr.com/topperscumslut/748231679712378880/guilty-as-sin-stu-x-reader-x-billy-nsfw ) anyway kids this is why we make sure to get enough sleep cuz when i had this dream i had pulled three all nighters in a row (if u work at the same taco bell as me and ur reading this u didn’t see shit plz i don’t wanna lose my job) 😀
@@wazowski6602 So in this context, the person who wrote in, used “free the slaves” as a euphemism for jerking off (sexually pleasuring himself ). Basically what they’re saying is their ex was pleasuring himself in the history books 😭 because they had a fetish for black girls which is 😬 (especially as a black girl myself). Now this isn’t what “free the slaves” actually means. I’m not American either but I was taught some of American history in school. America had a long history of having black people as slaves (my country too) so “free the slaves” is in relation to that. Also there is an organization called Free the Slaves that are against modern slavery. This is the gist on why everyone was so gobsmacked at “free the slaves” being used like that.
@@barbecuedsimsbabyactually you can mask the scent. Just like how you can actually mask the scent and taste of human. When there is a will there is a way 😅
I genuinely love these “reading your confessions” videos because they remind that no matter what happens in my life,there are people worse than me ❤️ alright seriously though i ALWAYS have the lowest expectations for these confession stories cuz you just never know what to expect lmaoo
@@ZihaireEAdams one channel that comes to mind is deb smikle! she has many videos where she would read confessions her fans have sent her! and obviously, Courtreezy has a couple videos on this topic aswell ! :)
ISTG, DURING THE CONFESSION ABOUT THE GIRL GETTING HIGH AND DRIVING, THE MOMENT SHE SAID "I was high off percocets" I STARTED SINGING THE EXACT SAME SONG THAT MAC STARTED SINGING 5 SECONDS LATER LMAOO
I’ve heard of guys pretending to be gay to hang out with girls but never the other way around! Honestly though, she sounds disgusting just stringing along the friends feeling so she can get closer to the brother!?
as a bisexual I was the one that got fwb on who wanted to be something more so this story feels very triggering and low key enraging lmao, but holy shit that story was wild
@victoriancuddler I was a little mad with that girl too. As another bi girlie, I've always hated the stereotypes that we cheat or "can't decided" and I'm just like "girlie, don't burn these two like that!!!"
Yeah op is lowkey a piece of shit. Leading two people on like that and playing it off like it’s a normal bisexual thing? I hope she gets left by both of them and ends up alone, idc how harsh that sounds
Oh I agree I was enraged as well!!! Everybody thinks that bisexual just means we can't commit... But I just thought it was funny that Mac came to the realization LOL
Yeah drinking on antidepressants can literally like. give you a seizure. Sincerely, someone who has had a seizure because i drank while on antidepressants
OMG I LOVE THE FACT HE TOOK THE TIME TO FIGURE WHAT THERIANTHROPY IS AND WASN'T COMPLETELY PUT OFF BY IT!! I LOVE HOW HE MADE JOKES ABOUT IT THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH
OMG the poo poo cupcakes give 2 slice of hilly from Help..."YOU DIDNT EAT ONE BUT YOU ATE 2 SLICES!!" pleassseeee someone get my reference bc the movie Help was sooo good
youre absolutely correct highschool. it's been 8 years since ive graduated and talk to almost no one from school. Who I was then is not the person I am now
For the Therian thing, it’s more of a nonphysically/spiritual connection to an animal or with an animal. Just clearing this out for people who may be confused.
8:24 some extra info! Being a therian is not a choice, you cant choose your theriotype (the animal that you non physically identidy as), you can have multiple theriotypes, some (but not all) therians have these things called shifts, there are many kind as shifts such as mental shifts (qhen you think more like your theriotype), phantom shifts (feeling like you have a body part of your theriotype like a tail or ears), etc. and theres a sport cald quadrobics where a person runs, walks, and jumps on all fours (not all therians do this, and your still a valid therian if you dont do quadrobics), and some therians where gear like masks, cat ears, tails and paws to look pr connect to their theriotype(s) (again not all therians do wear gear, and your still a valid therian if you dont wear gear), and we dont go by any different pronouns, we can still go by she/he/they/xe or whatever pronouns we prefer. :3 also we sont use litter boxes, and we know that we are still human. Just some stuff i thought would be good for people to know! :D
"So what did we learn today kids?" I learned that I have a new UA-camr to binge watch. You are entertaining, your laughter is contagious, and your little edits in the video are funny.
Haven't even start the video and "I can't go to jail" is so embedded into my soul. Help. Edit: Please also do more of this. I need this to be a series. (Also, the bi story is killing me (as a bi) cuz NO MA'AM)
I'm bi and I hate this story 😭😭😭 that's so weird to pretend you're a lesbian and lead on the sister while also creeping on the brother?? The poor brother, he prolly thinks he's got a good friend but all he's got is a new ass to help beat when his sister finds out about all this nonsense.
@@ettaetta439 OMG I relate!! No wonder people have such bad perception of bisexuals. They think this is the reason why it's messy with relationships like nooo. It's just people who can't deal with their own issues and keeping stuff in their own pants. 😩😭
@@mikakibaki5356 Nah, people have a bad perception of bisexuals because of biphobia 😭 it's inherent stereotypes taught into people by media about how certain sexualities look and act. Unfortunately, this bi person decided to look at those stereotypes and take them as a role model to base their life on lmao
@@ettaetta439 I mean true. But my mum thinks I like men and women like this bi person without knowing who I actually love and I'm like I don't even like anyone. 😮💨
I was gonna submit to this 'cause I've had one of the most stressful winters of my life, but it required a lot of explanation of the things that were going on. After seeing this video, I feel like my current conundrum that's sorta tied to the stress of earlier this year is completely normal and not a big deal to be experiencing. Legit helpful to put into perspective.
I agree with the "people get way too involved with their high school lives" thing. I feel bad for young people who don't know any better because their whole LIVES is high school! 5 days a week with the same clique-y people, especially if you're struggling to find where you belong in all of it. I'm currently 24 and I don't talk to ANYONE I went to school with except 1 person but even then we didn't talk for about 3 years after graduation. School is such a small percentage of our lives. It really truly isn't that deep but like I said, they don't know any better 😔 especially when it's been the same routine since first grade
For the one starting at about 15:45 into this... MAC, YOU'VE CRACKED THE CODE! That is EXACTLY the sort of motivation behind stuff like this in small humans (especially toddlers) - I've actually got my own one of these, which I (obviously) know of from a secondhand retelling : Apparently, when {YA HOMIE RIGHT HERE, ME,} I was in pre-school/daycare (same location, if I understand correctly) as a two-year-old, [one of] the adults watching over our age group was,,, I guess putting me in time-out or whatever?? Something like that... She said it was because I was BITING this one other toddler in there. Like, it happened more than once... I don't know if it was my actions, or a conversation with my mother, or something entirely unrelated, but one of the other ladies who also worked there ended up watching our group one day, and she paid more attention to lil ol' me and/or the boy I'd been repeatedly biting... CUE THE COMMON SENSE QUEEN!!! I wasn't just RANDOMLY biting - that boy was CONSTANTLY trying to hug me, (described later on as him having a toddler-equivalent crush on me) and I WAS NOT OKAY WITH THAT, SOOOOOO, what does a toddler, who has not yet learned to speak at all, much less learned how to tell someone not to touch them, or to tell the nearest authority figure that they're being subjected to non-consentual physical contact? THEY DEFEND THEMSELVES IN [BASICALLY] THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW HOW : BITING. I'd been getting in trouble for biting the boy, but HE was the one REPEATEDLY invading MY personal space! Obviously, I was too young at he time to remember this NOW, but like???? Honestly???? I'm STILL PISSED ABOUT IT, - not because I'd take issue with a toddler being physically affectionate towards people they feel affectionate towards, but because the daycare didn't even TRY to see if I was biting him FOR A REASON. They just kept PUNISHING ME FOR DEFENDING MYSELF. It shouldn't have gone on for so long, but it did... BUUUUT, HAPPY ENDING TIME : the lady who (actually was the only one there capable of doing that job properly, wait what who said that hahaha-) figured out what was really going on? She looked at the evidence (AKA me, my behavior, the way my brain seemed to be working/developing, etc.) and had me moved into a different branch/group of the place - not, like, into a different one within the same age group, (IDEK if they would've even HAD another one, since it was a relatively small daycare) but into the NEXT AGE GROUP. Like, this lady looked at me long enough, and ultimately went, "GURL, you're more mature than any of the other kids/toddlers your age; we're gonna put you with the older ones..." And I proceeded to THRIVE in comparison to before. (After typing this all out... I'm realizing... DAMN... Not much changed about my brain/behavior over time LMFAO - like, there were obviously the expected changes of growing up, but like???? I decided that I wasn't chill about unwelcome/unrequested physical contact SO EARLY ON LMFAO. AND I've been grouped with older kids, put into/recommended for "gifted" classes/programs, been told that I am (and with MANY reasons) more mature than most people my age, etc. I guess the neurodivergency was an ever-present kind of thing XD
7:53 I need you to know that immediately after you read what a therian is I got a greenpeace ad that just showed a bunch of animals and for a split second I thought it was just part of the video
so, during your rant at 19:50, I thought back to how like a week or two ago this one kid shot another 6 times on campus over a girl. This took place in Arlington, TX if yall wanna look it up. Oh and how at a different school someone got shot in the foot, again on campus. It was all over race/gang-related problems. Both guys were 17-18 and are gonna be doing A LOT of time in jail over something so stupid like high school relationships and peer pressure.
“free the slaves” is nasty work 😭😭😭
UNFORGIVEABLE
i deadass mouthed "WILD." when i first heard that part 😭
I just HEARD about it...I just whispered "What...What....What... WHAT ???" during the whole time of the video segment.
I was wondering when tf it was gonna happen 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Beginning of this story starts at 21:06
"my grandfather was a pedo" WE ARE FOUR MINUTES IN GIRL WHAT THE HELL 😭
LITERALLY😭😭💀💀
I had to pause because I was laughing so hard.
The way I read this as he was saying it, it somehow made it worse djjddj
For everyone wondering - the teletubby sun baby is a girl, and she now has her own sun baby!
AWWWWE 🥺
that made my whole day
Aw
Yup was gonna drop that fun fact lol
A kid now, that info came out a couple years ago
it's crazy to think baby sun has a baby.
As a bi myself, that is NOT bisexual panic, that's just called being an awful "friend" and just a fucking messy person in general... YIKES
FOR REAL
like nahh girlie that’s not bi panic that’s bi horrific like miss thang? No. Not the siblings 😭😭
@@beccabeckie6954 bi? More like "bi-bi cya"
FOR REAL! That story pissed me off so much. I’m not even bi myself😭
AND USING LESBIANISM TO GET WITH A GUY! that's like if I guy told a group of girls he's gay so he'll be invited to their sleepover and see them change it's SO CREEPY. Don't use others sexualitys as a scheme to try and cop a feel bro
Yea bro like I'm 🏳️⚧️ and bi and dude the panic real tho lmao
the government couldn't WATERBOARD this out of me if they tried i am taking this to the GRAVE
I am bi myself and I hate it when people create disasters like this and then go ' You can't blame me , I'm bi'.
Bi-panic does have to do with feeling attracted to opposite genders at the same time, but you can't use that with siblings?? Especially when you're saying you're pretty much actively disregarding the feelings of the other people??
It's not you being bi, sis, you're just a mess.
No fr :,)) pookie ur making us look ATROCIOUS rn
Honestly! That story sounds like a psa for why biphobia still exists 😭
And the way that person said “I kinda wanna know what will happen when this blows up in my face” at the end
Like,,,sis tf do you think is gonna happen? Just go pray that your ‘friend’ is a pacifist or sth cuz if that was me, hairs would’ve been ripped from scalps
@@Lucylu644 She reminds me of an ex-friend of mine. Somebody who used to do this sort of thing all the time.
She never thought about anyone except herself.
She and this person are the reason that so many people think that all of us bi people are inherently selfish cheaters. 😑
girlie was literally using her best friend who was in love with her for sexual favors and to get closer to her brother... 😭
girl plz do a part 2 ive got the CRAZIEST shit going on 😭
feed me
@@MacDoesItyou will be fed
@@MacDoesIt bet
I love Mac cuse he never remembers to be careful what you wish for.
@@MacDoesIt girl… where do i even begin
so I’m in a sort of situationship/fwb thing with my coworker who’s also my best friend right. im also pretty sure he’s my twin flame but whatever. anyway he’s moving away in a week and i lowk wanna die about it but that’s irrelevant.
anyway, he’s close good friends with one of our managers (who happens to have a girlfriend). a few weeks ago i took a long ass nap before work after getting home from esthetician school cuz i close at work til 2-3am (sometimes more like 4am) multiple nights a week and have class at 9am so i don’t get a lot of sleep and have been napping a lot. during this nap i had a… dream… about said manager. 🤭 i woke up like “what the fuck” and it’s made me realize that i do actually have some sort of feelings for him which i feel SO BAD about since he’s taken, friends with my situationship, and MY BOSS (well sorta but not really, he’s not the top manager but girl he’s up there LMAO).
anyway like i said even tho im secretly (not so secretly) in love with the other guy who im fwb with he’s also my bestie so i ended up telling him about the dream (and the threesome fantasies I’ve been having about him and his friend) and he thought it was funny but also was like “girl what the fuck”. (for reference we’re all three in our early 20s). my manager doesn’t know shit about any of this thankfully. they’re both so hot and seeing them together makes me feel some sorta way. i am going to hell.
ANYWAY nothing has happened obviously and i doubt it ever will but i did close alone with the two of them the other night and i wrote a smutty Scream threesome fanfiction where the characters represent the two guys in my irl life (billy represents my manager and stu represents my situationship LMAO) (link if ur curious: www.tumblr.com/topperscumslut/748231679712378880/guilty-as-sin-stu-x-reader-x-billy-nsfw )
anyway kids this is why we make sure to get enough sleep cuz when i had this dream i had pulled three all nighters in a row (if u work at the same taco bell as me and ur reading this u didn’t see shit plz i don’t wanna lose my job) 😀
When I tell you that my jaw DROPPED when i realized what they meant by "free the slaves" i-
It took me a while to get it but when I did, I screamed
What does it mean tho? I'm not American
@@wazowski6602 So in this context, the person who wrote in, used “free the slaves” as a euphemism for jerking off (sexually pleasuring himself ). Basically what they’re saying is their ex was pleasuring himself in the history books 😭 because they had a fetish for black girls which is 😬 (especially as a black girl myself).
Now this isn’t what “free the slaves” actually means. I’m not American either but I was taught some of American history in school. America had a long history of having black people as slaves (my country too) so “free the slaves” is in relation to that. Also there is an organization called Free the Slaves that are against modern slavery.
This is the gist on why everyone was so gobsmacked at “free the slaves” being used like that.
@@wazowski6602 it means he was "jerking" some "meat"
@@wazowski6602they were saying “free the slaves” as a euphemism for masturbation 🫠
please Please PLEASE make this be an ongoing series because gurl, hearing you read these and react is giving me life
Honestly, if it’s not a ongoing series I am going to be DEVASTATED
I'm kinda regretting submitting what I did, but I also really want to see his reaction. Imagine if someone I know sees it though. 🥲
@BananaDog-uo6lt Where did you submit? If he does a part two I wanna submit something
@@blakeleystormfeather6962 One of his YT posts had a link.
I REFUSE to believe the caca-late story; for my own mental sanity I just can’t. I choose to believe they snatched that story straight from the help
Sounds like a scene in the movie “The Help” so idk how true it is
you probably couldnt hide the smell so its hopefully fake
@@barbecuedsimsbaby yeah, I can believe that someone would do it but would she not taste it? Or at least taste something different and off?
@@barbecuedsimsbabyactually you can mask the scent. Just like how you can actually mask the scent and taste of human. When there is a will there is a way 😅
love that movie btw
I genuinely love these “reading your confessions” videos because they remind that no matter what happens in my life,there are people worse than me ❤️
alright seriously though i ALWAYS have the lowest expectations for these confession stories cuz you just never know what to expect lmaoo
Right?!!! Gurl, compared to them, my life is vanilla on the DOUBLE!!! 😂
@@alpha8here FOR REALL some of these are the kind of stuff to come out of Netflix originals 😭😭😭
Got recommendations of channels that do that?
@@ZihaireEAdams one channel that comes to mind is deb smikle! she has many videos where she would read confessions her fans have sent her! and obviously, Courtreezy has a couple videos on this topic aswell ! :)
@@medicalbasils STAPH! cause that's so TRUE 😭😭😭
He clocked me as british cos of the word jumper ffs 😭
Just spread the sick all over my JUMPAH
Girl it was youuuu?!?!!!
GIRL THAT WAS CRAZY, who cleaned the kitty?
@@koshurrose4739 sadly yeh 😭
@@victoriancuddler pushed the cat off me before I was sick thank god, would never forgive myself if I'd done that omg
when it hit me what “free the slaves” meant my brain shut down for like 2 minutes, I couldn't speak or move, that shit was SO UNCALLED FOR
It literally took a second to understand the "free the slaves" bit ... but the way my jaw dropped when i realised. Jail for this man.
What does it mean?!
Never mind it just clicked😃
@@froggylove9829 what does it meannnn
@@allurajane4979it’s a metaphor for him ejaculating
@@allurajane4979it’s a metaphor for…a guy pleasuring himself
ISTG, DURING THE CONFESSION ABOUT THE GIRL GETTING HIGH AND DRIVING, THE MOMENT SHE SAID "I was high off percocets" I STARTED SINGING THE EXACT SAME SONG THAT MAC STARTED SINGING 5 SECONDS LATER LMAOO
💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
Also the bi one is foul 😭😭😭 FOUL BEST OF BOTH WORLDS 💀💀💀
that one kinda pissed me off ngl
I’ve heard of guys pretending to be gay to hang out with girls but never the other way around! Honestly though, she sounds disgusting just stringing along the friends feeling so she can get closer to the brother!?
@vincentislearning this exactly
!! omg I’m bisexual and struggle a lot with the label bc of these fucking stereotypes, it’s not fun. Fuck that girl.
She is honestly VILE and I hope both of them find out at the same time so they can jump her trifling ahh together 😭 I'm so mad rn😊
@@justmarlen Same girl! I thought I was the only one☠️
I am *HERE* for all the mess, drama, and to be promptly GAGGED™
So real
I better be gagging by the end of this video cause that means them confessions ain't big enough.
Martin Luther King said “I have a dream” so I said “I had a wet dream”
ELECTRIC CHAIR 😭
JAIL TIME 😭
TO THE GUILLOTINE 😭😭
Girl bye 😭😭😭
SOLITARY CONFINEMENT 😭
13:42 this story was the modern day Minnie “eat my shit” from the help 😭
They must’ve been a damn good baker if that person wanted seconds. 😂
I cried 3 times watching that movie
WHATS THE MOVIE NAME I REMEMBER WATCHING IT AND LOSING MY SHIT
@@mal0gennow read the comment again… SLOWLY
that was my exact thought 😂😭
"Do you check other, do you write down w o r m."
That whole worm bit was hilarious, had me replaying it 5 times over
Im gonna name my isopods after you
kanaya maryam pfp
Armadalidiums!!!
HOMESTUCK
Thanks Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck! Very cool!
That is the highest compliment someone could receive
“my grandpa was a pedo” caught me off guard so hard.
As a bisexual person.. I am overjoyed watching Mac figure out what bisexual panic means 😅 just watching him unfold that.. the smile of realization
as a bisexual I was the one that got fwb on who wanted to be something more so this story feels very triggering and low key enraging lmao, but holy shit that story was wild
uhhhh i dont think being bi means leading ur girlfriend on while emotionally cheating on her brother??? the fuck
@victoriancuddler I was a little mad with that girl too. As another bi girlie, I've always hated the stereotypes that we cheat or "can't decided" and I'm just like "girlie, don't burn these two like that!!!"
Yeah op is lowkey a piece of shit. Leading two people on like that and playing it off like it’s a normal bisexual thing? I hope she gets left by both of them and ends up alone, idc how harsh that sounds
Oh I agree I was enraged as well!!! Everybody thinks that bisexual just means we can't commit... But I just thought it was funny that Mac came to the realization LOL
mac discovering therians is such a gift to this world
‘Free the slaves’ has got me cackling
Dragging watcher at the end was so unexpected
“He’s gonna walk around… AND WONDER.” You’re such a wordsmith
The way my jaw DROPPED when I herd some of these stories 😭
13 seconds is crazy
13 minutes for me lol
those 13 seconds were wild asf imo lmaooo
why am I confused😅
mac discovering therians and going on a rant about being a worm is the best thing i’ve seen so far this year
Not Mac getting so excited about a worm theriotype… 💜😭
FRRr! XD
“He’s just gonna have to walk around, and wounded” DEAD
Yeah drinking on antidepressants can literally like. give you a seizure. Sincerely, someone who has had a seizure because i drank while on antidepressants
Lmao not watcher catching strays in the last 5 seconds 😭💖 love you Mac pls do this again it was fun to watch
Lmfao the watcher shade 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
OMG I LOVE THE FACT HE TOOK THE TIME TO FIGURE WHAT THERIANTHROPY IS AND WASN'T COMPLETELY PUT OFF BY IT!! I LOVE HOW HE MADE JOKES ABOUT IT THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH
We need a little part 2
or a big one
Or an average sized one
OMG the poo poo cupcakes give 2 slice of hilly from Help..."YOU DIDNT EAT ONE BUT YOU ATE 2 SLICES!!" pleassseeee someone get my reference bc the movie Help was sooo good
Fr the act she ate two just like the movie to😭😭😭
peaceful video intro with the genderless sun and Barney's cartwheels. I feel so at peace
youre absolutely correct highschool. it's been 8 years since ive graduated and talk to almost no one from school. Who I was then is not the person I am now
For the Therian thing, it’s more of a nonphysically/spiritual connection to an animal or with an animal. Just clearing this out for people who may be confused.
My girl pulled a Minny!?!?!?!?
She watched the Help once & just fucking RAN with that chocolate pie recipe!!
"We're not about to just dive into pedophilia girl"- I have had tears coming down my face for 5 minutes HELP
21:29 girl, the silence was SO very loud
1:31 Girl not someone calling you a slur for NO REASON 😭
1:38
14:04 Yoo, this person took that one scene from The Help literally and added their dog. 😭
Oh hey mac did you see the one about me committing identity and credit card fraud at age 13
IM SORRY EHAT
The casual way you ask lmao
HELP???
LMFAO?
WHAT?
8:24 some extra info! Being a therian is not a choice, you cant choose your theriotype (the animal that you non physically identidy as), you can have multiple theriotypes, some (but not all) therians have these things called shifts, there are many kind as shifts such as mental shifts (qhen you think more like your theriotype), phantom shifts (feeling like you have a body part of your theriotype like a tail or ears), etc. and theres a sport cald quadrobics where a person runs, walks, and jumps on all fours (not all therians do this, and your still a valid therian if you dont do quadrobics), and some therians where gear like masks, cat ears, tails and paws to look pr connect to their theriotype(s) (again not all therians do wear gear, and your still a valid therian if you dont wear gear), and we dont go by any different pronouns, we can still go by she/he/they/xe or whatever pronouns we prefer. :3 also we sont use litter boxes, and we know that we are still human. Just some stuff i thought would be good for people to know! :D
Thank youuuu (as another therian)
as someone who is NOT a therian its really interesting reading up about it and seeing what they are (youre valid btw!!!)
8:11 HELP MAC ASKING THE THERIAN IF THEY WERE A WORM WAS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON 😭😭
"So what did we learn today kids?"
I learned that I have a new UA-camr to binge watch. You are entertaining, your laughter is contagious, and your little edits in the video are funny.
Haven't even start the video and "I can't go to jail" is so embedded into my soul. Help.
Edit: Please also do more of this. I need this to be a series. (Also, the bi story is killing me (as a bi) cuz NO MA'AM)
I'm bi and I hate this story 😭😭😭 that's so weird to pretend you're a lesbian and lead on the sister while also creeping on the brother?? The poor brother, he prolly thinks he's got a good friend but all he's got is a new ass to help beat when his sister finds out about all this nonsense.
@@ettaetta439 OMG I relate!! No wonder people have such bad perception of bisexuals. They think this is the reason why it's messy with relationships like nooo. It's just people who can't deal with their own issues and keeping stuff in their own pants. 😩😭
@@mikakibaki5356 Nah, people have a bad perception of bisexuals because of biphobia 😭 it's inherent stereotypes taught into people by media about how certain sexualities look and act. Unfortunately, this bi person decided to look at those stereotypes and take them as a role model to base their life on lmao
@@ettaetta439 I mean true. But my mum thinks I like men and women like this bi person without knowing who I actually love and I'm like I don't even like anyone. 😮💨
girl i thought mine was interesting enough to possibly made it but mine is like. a snoozefest compared to these CRAZY PEOPLEEE😭😭😭😭
"sending his nudes to his parents" gave me traumatic dark haven flashbacks 😭😭😭
The last confession is WILD
13:17 it’s giving Minnie from The Help💀💀
NOT FREE THE SLAVES 😭😭 Why would she type that 🤣😭
15:05 pookie got me locking my doors and windows at night
12:28 I said “NOT THIS”
these are so hyper specific that i can only imagine one person watching this and realizing its about them and having a crisis
I was gonna submit to this 'cause I've had one of the most stressful winters of my life, but it required a lot of explanation of the things that were going on. After seeing this video, I feel like my current conundrum that's sorta tied to the stress of earlier this year is completely normal and not a big deal to be experiencing. Legit helpful to put into perspective.
We demand a series of this...!!! 😭❤️😭❤️
13:47 NOT MINNY'S CHOCOLATE PIEEEEE (cupcake version)
The fact that Barney was in the intro KILLS MEEEEE 💀😭
10:56 My immediate thought was that one song called Best Friends Brother by victorious and dying thinking about it
Me as therian pationatly waiting for his response:
Same bro 😭
This should be a series, this is golden 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The watcher call out is iconic
I agree with the "people get way too involved with their high school lives" thing. I feel bad for young people who don't know any better because their whole LIVES is high school! 5 days a week with the same clique-y people, especially if you're struggling to find where you belong in all of it. I'm currently 24 and I don't talk to ANYONE I went to school with except 1 person but even then we didn't talk for about 3 years after graduation.
School is such a small percentage of our lives. It really truly isn't that deep but like I said, they don't know any better 😔 especially when it's been the same routine since first grade
12:50, yknow.....kudos for using intrusive thoughts correctly
Please, please, PLEASE we need a part 2!!!!
For the one starting at about 15:45 into this... MAC, YOU'VE CRACKED THE CODE! That is EXACTLY the sort of motivation behind stuff like this in small humans (especially toddlers) - I've actually got my own one of these, which I (obviously) know of from a secondhand retelling : Apparently, when {YA HOMIE RIGHT HERE, ME,} I was in pre-school/daycare (same location, if I understand correctly) as a two-year-old, [one of] the adults watching over our age group was,,, I guess putting me in time-out or whatever?? Something like that... She said it was because I was BITING this one other toddler in there. Like, it happened more than once... I don't know if it was my actions, or a conversation with my mother, or something entirely unrelated, but one of the other ladies who also worked there ended up watching our group one day, and she paid more attention to lil ol' me and/or the boy I'd been repeatedly biting... CUE THE COMMON SENSE QUEEN!!! I wasn't just RANDOMLY biting - that boy was CONSTANTLY trying to hug me, (described later on as him having a toddler-equivalent crush on me) and I WAS NOT OKAY WITH THAT, SOOOOOO, what does a toddler, who has not yet learned to speak at all, much less learned how to tell someone not to touch them, or to tell the nearest authority figure that they're being subjected to non-consentual physical contact? THEY DEFEND THEMSELVES IN [BASICALLY] THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW HOW : BITING. I'd been getting in trouble for biting the boy, but HE was the one REPEATEDLY invading MY personal space!
Obviously, I was too young at he time to remember this NOW, but like???? Honestly???? I'm STILL PISSED ABOUT IT, - not because I'd take issue with a toddler being physically affectionate towards people they feel affectionate towards, but because the daycare didn't even TRY to see if I was biting him FOR A REASON. They just kept PUNISHING ME FOR DEFENDING MYSELF. It shouldn't have gone on for so long, but it did... BUUUUT, HAPPY ENDING TIME : the lady who (actually was the only one there capable of doing that job properly, wait what who said that hahaha-) figured out what was really going on? She looked at the evidence (AKA me, my behavior, the way my brain seemed to be working/developing, etc.) and had me moved into a different branch/group of the place - not, like, into a different one within the same age group, (IDEK if they would've even HAD another one, since it was a relatively small daycare) but into the NEXT AGE GROUP. Like, this lady looked at me long enough, and ultimately went, "GURL, you're more mature than any of the other kids/toddlers your age; we're gonna put you with the older ones..." And I proceeded to THRIVE in comparison to before.
(After typing this all out... I'm realizing... DAMN... Not much changed about my brain/behavior over time LMFAO - like, there were obviously the expected changes of growing up, but like???? I decided that I wasn't chill about unwelcome/unrequested physical contact SO EARLY ON LMFAO. AND I've been grouped with older kids, put into/recommended for "gifted" classes/programs, been told that I am (and with MANY reasons) more mature than most people my age, etc. I guess the neurodivergency was an ever-present kind of thing XD
GIRL NOT IT GIVING THE HELP BYE😭😭😭
Macs longer hair is suiting him so well idk it just looks so good on him
21:21 "free the slaves" GIRL I AM DEAD
There were so many points were I was doing that "going to hell for laughing" thing because I was just so uncomfortable and nervous...
13:37 Ms Minny would be proud
THR WATCHER REFERENCE AT THE END
I MISSED SEEING THE GOOGLE FORM! 😭 I got some crazy stories Mac, please do another one of theeesssseeee!!!!
Tell me if he puts it up again and where he posts it!!
I watch mac every 2 years so I can binge the videos he's put out since
Seeing my confession in this video felt like an actual fever dream, I love you Mac!!!!!!
I’m maybe a little sad that mine wasn’t read but this was so funny but also worrying especially the ‘caca-lette cupcake one’ 😀
I read this as the story showed up and girl the scream i scrumpt
I NEED MORE OF THIS!!!!!!PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES🤭
Please do a part 2 on this I was dying 😭😭😭
The caca-late cupcakes one reminded me so heavily of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend like omg. Please make this and ongoing series!!!
Please we need more of this, it's so wild 😭
" eating my chin " i read that so wrong when it showed on the screen 😭😭
Idk how I discovered Mac but I’m so glad I did
Currently stalking your page waiting for the met gala review to drop bc the outfits this year were JAW DROPPING
7:53 I need you to know that immediately after you read what a therian is I got a greenpeace ad that just showed a bunch of animals and for a split second I thought it was just part of the video
PLEASE do a part 2, and 3 even! This is so good and you have so much material now.
another video where macdoesit just makes us wish for another therapy session. we stan and we keep coming ❤🗞
Its the Betterhelp ad immediately after the "I'm a Therian" comment LMFAOOOOOOOO
PLEASE LWT THIS BE A SERIES!! 🙏 It's hysterical! 😂
'Best Friend's Brother' from Victorious starts playing
MAKE A PART 2 OF THIS MAC PLS
I’m begging- please do more of these!!
This was gold and you need to make more of these videos, please
so, during your rant at 19:50, I thought back to how like a week or two ago this one kid shot another 6 times on campus over a girl. This took place in Arlington, TX if yall wanna look it up. Oh and how at a different school someone got shot in the foot, again on campus. It was all over race/gang-related problems. Both guys were 17-18 and are gonna be doing A LOT of time in jail over something so stupid like high school relationships and peer pressure.
girl you have to do a part 2 right now 😭😭
Not the shoutout a Filipino wanted but we take what we can get 😂😂😂