PAYDAY 2 - Guard Detection in a Nutshell
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The smartest enemy in any show ever: he knew he wasnt winning a 1v1 against batman so he was just like "nah"
its funny because he learned his lesson about it. batman was the one who gave him the black eye in the first place during a previous encounter.
True
He didn't see Batman, he saw 10 years of physical and mental therapy
Batman had an inside man.
He literally saw Batman and know that everyone in the base and him self would be a lot better if he just ignored him.
Reminder that these exact same guards will see a dude put on his glasses and call the entire police force
I mean to be fair if I saw someone put on glasses then pull a tommy gun from their asshole I might just make the call myself.
@@TheOneToRate same tbh
not to mention they'll start shooting at an innocent person for bumping into them...and call the entire police force
Eh, not just glasses, they always pull a weapon as well.
Party hats are great as well
Batman seems like the guy who would be running a dodge build
well...i think it'd be a balance of dodge and armour because of the suit
@@teeqe4099 in this show however he doesn't wear armor so......
definitely a crook dodge build. Batman does wear armor but intimidation is his true protecting force.
It would be a balanced tank build cause of his bullet proof suit
@FMJackal in other versions yes..... Not this one....
Seeing as the Payday Gang is somewhere between _'the greatest thieves ever known'_ and _'FBI's most wanted domestic terrorists'_ , you'd think more of the dime a dozen security guards would think like this.
Uh captin who are we gona go and try and arrest
Police Captin: oh that’s payday gang
Every cop there: ya nope I’m going home
@Infinity Stones true that, think about it, these guys killed 120 special forces guys last time they assaulted a military complex, I think I'm not getting paid enough to try to stop them from robbing this bank pal
actually i was stealthing alesso death sentence and we got detected by a guard but he didnt do anything he just walked away
Seriously every game I play we kill a platoon worth of able and armed men.
You'd think that the payday gang would be feared and well respected, but no, chavez thinks his skinny ass is going to scam the payday gang out of two bags of money they brought.
"I know who you guys are, I'm just going to sit in the corner and let you guys do what you do. I want to go home tonight!" -every guard ever
Except for that one guy who wants to be a hero. He's just another on the list unfortunately.
Beep, beep, BEEP, BEEPBEEPBEEPBEPBEP!! BEEPPPP!! BEEP BEEP, beep beep... beep...
Camera guard: "I've seen nothing"
Maybe the PagerOperator actually sees something, but he thinks it's probably his anxiety playing tricks so he doesn't bother anyone with it
BEEPU BOIZ
@BELENOSSi or ghosts passing by?
Beep BEEP BBEEP BEEP
*ALARM*
@banditk00_swatit's one guy in a black room
thats the first guard in the entrance to the nightclub
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batman's a class act
That ending, I like
What's the name of the ending song tho
Mark ulysses Tabasan it’s a track from the Payday the heist
@@darthvader280 Wait is it the ending screen music? (Like when you successfully finish a heist?)
Mark ulysses Tabasan yes it is my friend:)
@@darthvader280 Oh nice thanks
Cloaker: Who the hell are you?!
Batman: A difficulty tweak.
Cloaker: *(terrified beeping noises)*
Let’s be real a Z.E.A.L cloaker would fucking annihilate Batman
Clocker starts running
Batman: oh no you don’t
W U L U L U L U L U L U L U
@@boomdini9744 Batarangs are apparently good against charging enemies, if the Arkham trilogy is anything to go by.
@Aidan Bramwell mmmhmm, more evidence that a well-aimed batarang would annihilate a charging Cloaker. ZEAL or not.
With lag it's just instant death, you walk near a solid wall and they detect you from the room behind said solid wall, then your friend litteraly touches a gaurs and it does nothing lmao
That happens when your internet connection doesn’t match the internet of the host your playing with
@@OctoAito It's called Desynch but okay.
The smartest goon ever to be shown in Batman.
it’s not batman it’s payday 2
yeah dude it is clearly payday... did you not see the objective on the left of the screen
I have guards look me right in the eye as I run up and passionately kiss them on the lips and caress their face and not notice, then I have guards who see a slight shadow 1 mile away in a completely dark corner and decide they wanna call the national guard.
oh, they did notice. they're just not gonna pass up a chance to feel appreciated.
I have guards that want to call the fucking army just because they see a damn gym bag. All it takes to trigger these guys is a fucking gym bag. Maybe someone beat them with gym bag when they were younger?
Listen be careful who you call weak in dodgeball otherwise it’s the army that’s now your problem
@@beefyblom Oh so when heisters do it, it’s appreciation. But I do it, I get tased and arrested for sexual harassment.
@@Gamer88334 really it depends on the guard, not the.. "appreciator"
When the gauge fills up it's not "oh hey it's the payday gang" its " ah shit, I looked at them too long to pretend I didn't, they're defo gonna kill me now, best call it in"
Heh
“Better bring my colleagues down with me.”
"AHHHH shit....never liked anyone here anyways"
@@elistewart3435 *calls all the guards in america*
Payday Crew member: Has full on bombsuit size Kevlar suit, mini gun and a rpg.
Guard 20m away: “Seems legit.”
Same guard now 19m away: “Hey now hold on here something ain’t right!”
Payday crew member: *takes one step backwards*
Guard: “Now what I was I going to eat for lunch again?”
Me: "Lead" *Shoots the guard*
@@Gamer88334 congrats, you just made the stealth heist a loud heist. Now prepare for your teammates to kick in-
*you have been kicked from the lobby.*
Heister then puts on a pair of sunglasses: "HOLY SHIT ITS THE PAYDAY GAN-"
You forgot him getting immediately spotted standing behind someone
I really want a heist where you can stealth it, but near the entry point you have to get past a guard, and the higher the difficulty the more likely he is to just say, “Wait, you’re the Payday Gang, the fucking clowns! Nope, I’ve got a life to live.” And just walk into a closet and lock the door.
There is something similar at Nigthclub heist, but the chances to enter depends on your detection risk
Cloaker: Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legen-
*Crack*
AAAAAAAAA
Batman: NOW TALK
Cloaker : I WON'T SPEAK!
Batman : alright then (walks away)
*audio casset* "do you know what time it is?"
Cloaker : what the- BATMAN WAIT !
I love how the guard just says nothing and closes the door. He knows damn well Batman can and would fold his ass like origami lmao
Notice the guards black eye?
Next Heist: The Yacht Heist 0:32
Quite fitting for Batman since you could pacifist the whole heist.
Batman running a pro Burglar build I see.
Me: doesnt see a guard that was about to see me
Also me: moves out of the place
Holy shat they predicted the Black cat heist
When a guard has only cuffs and gets low pay
I like how Lockes dialogue was from a loud only heist
I like to think from the gangster’s expression and body language he just didn’t want to get involved.
That's literally the point of the original scene.
@@metalclawsteelheart ☝🤓
this was very fitting, considering that the BGM was dont act dumb that made it even MORE fitting
I just love how the gardens like oh hell no I'm out of here and Batman just staring like call your friends I dare you
That guy is by far the only smart henchmen in Batman lore.
randomly showed up in reccomendations and i gotta say , the algorithm is finally doing its job for once
haha same!
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To be fair, I think that was by far the most smartest move any goon has made against batman
Grunts don't get paid enough to deal with Batman
Then there's the guards that will instantly detect you, no matter the distance.
Batman is so powerful that he stealthed Birth of the Sky
Guards when i am standing up:HEY YOU-
Me: **Crouches**
Guards: *Must have been the wind*
Wow bro Overkill finally added perk "Standing Shadow", like, if you won't move you won't be noticed
My luck is horrible then, i once got spotted and cuffed through a wall on shadow raid, spotted on the bottom floor in the sewers from a guard on the roof in shadow raid, and died to fall damage on a crate that i once survived on shadow raid. If you couldn’t already tell i play shadow raid too much
desnyc much?
@@UGS4697 yes
Were you the host?
@@josephg1125 no
@@josephg1125 lol guessing you haven't played payday enough because you can't tell basic desnyc xD
"get out or die trying" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
concealment stats so high, you have an allert rating of negative 2
This henchman lived to put his kids through college. The ONLY smart henchman.
Sees a man dressed as a bat in your bosses place... could be the boss playing dress up... could be the batman himself... either way you let it be
The ending music is nostalgia
What’s it from? Sounds like it was about to go hard
@@machinefoot9215 Dude, you haven't played Payday yet? -_-
Bruh smartest man alive. Coward? Nah mate. Smart. This is batman we talkin bout. What do i look like? God himself? I’ll take my chances with the boss.
Man... i wish Rocksteady put something like that on the arkham games back in the days, imagine you playing casually and out of nowhere you life that scene in the game xD
Won’t see me sticking a gun down their mouth but I’m just on the roof of shadow raid and some random guard in the basement sees me
Yes
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Thanks
Ive experimented on the idea: How stealthy can you possibly be with improved combine tactical vest? I gave my self the highest concealments except for perk deck and came up to a minimum of around 50 risk
Fun fact, there's a achievement to run a rocket launcher and minigun, and do a stealth mission, called: I have no idea what I doing
@@littlevirus3562 That'll be a challenge because big boom boom
Next thing you know:
*Enables Dozers*
oh look, a guy with freatning weapons and a robbery mask! im just gonna turn on my super slow reaction mode on! huh? where did he go? im probally just imagining something!
That song I forgot all about it
Maybe because it’s not one the good ones
@@fluffls It is to me
This made me laugh harder than it should've
batman be putting a difficulty tweak
guard: yo I just saw a ghost
How would a crossover between Batman and Payday go, you think?
and then the greatest noise of all time. *CLOAKERS*
How the hell did you stealth Birth of Sky?
I thought that was impossible
either that or getting detected from a mile away with only 1 pager left while carrying a body bag
That one guy is very much like "I am not paid enough to do this."
*casually runs directly through a guard*
guard somehow doesnt see me
Batman had the stay still perk from the guardian of galaxy vol 2
"Selina said it was either her or the Dodge build.. God, I miss her."
Good meme, i like
Now i want a perk called "don't try it" or "don't you dare" where, if a gaurd spots you and you have your crosshair on him, after 3, maybe 4 seconds, with neither of you moving, there's a 50% (100% if aced) chance of the gaurd just, walking away, but it can only work once. (Once per gaurd if aced)
I kinda miss the old success music
Yeah he was just like. "Nah yeah fuck that. I dont make batman fighting money"
This goon was smart for once
Guard: I saw you but not enough
I like the way they just stare and I bet batman like oh no not again oh well
And then the guy just leves imagine the confusion of course its batman so no emotion
There's a dude carrying a Desert Eagle? Nah I gotta stare at him for a bit before I call reinforcements
I think that guys heard stories about batman and he didn't want the shit kicked out of him
i read from other comments the blackeye was from batman so he already learned his lesson.
0:27 Donacdum
That was perfect
Hell na not for me. I wear the armor that requires Ironman an rock a lmg. So stealth is a -100 for me.
My first steam game:) payday 2 with all the dlcs
Guard.
Guard.
Guard.
Guard.
-Dallas
No idea what kinda build you have, I could have max concealment and instantly get detected after spending a single millisecond in a guard's line of sight
Man Batman Mystery of the batwoman is my favourite movie
The sees you through the wall.
man knew what was up
fr tho my man didnt wanna deal with batman
Do not forget: The eeevviiil blue gym bags👀
Song: Donacdum (stealth phase)
Song 2: See you at the safe house
I think you mean the opposite, all I get is a civi with x-ray vision
Thats funny and I have never seen this Payday 2 movie lmao
Best animation ever jajaja
Or it's like the second they see you they spot you
Ah this is flawless meme :D
He was running optical illusions
Big Black Chopper
BBC on the tv airing top gear
@Matriones in the draw are the keys cause his mum is a pilot
Mom's WHAT drawer?!?
GenSec hires alot of stupid guards and guys with goldfish brains to save money on cheap alarms.
Payday gang: this will be a cake walk
You: Why is this so hard
Must’ve been the wind
Almost restarted there.
Batman is just that badass
why is this so true x
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It really be like that
True my guy. True
He playin on deathwish one down
i'll only ever install payday again if either batman or the joker are added to the game.
0:19 MENACING.....
I knew it’d be this clip!!!