6 Body Language Signs a Woman wants to KISS YOU! (99.9% Accurate)

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  • @julianom9146
    @julianom9146 6 років тому +1711

    YO...BRIAN! DONT TOUCH ME! I laughed to hard at that

    • @rianbay
      @rianbay 6 років тому +26

      Uhhh 🍑🖐👀

    • @julianom9146
      @julianom9146 6 років тому +12

      Brian woah bro, stay back 😂

    • @SleepyVenom1
      @SleepyVenom1 6 років тому +7

      Dam my name is brian is he talking about me😂😂

    • @tenexy7579
      @tenexy7579 6 років тому +2

      I cried a little 😂

    • @HotTakeDebate
      @HotTakeDebate 6 років тому +1

      Dude, same. I think i woke my kid up laughing at it.

  • @Consst
    @Consst 6 років тому +1476

    video starts at 4:15

  • @KitchenFSink
    @KitchenFSink 6 років тому +883

    If she kisses me first, is it a good sign that she wants to kiss?

  • @Dance5578
    @Dance5578 6 років тому +343

    I thought she wanted to kiss me but in reality..
    she wanted my TIEGE Hanley

  • @WyronStak
    @WyronStak 6 років тому +2076

    40 000 strokes / min ? I can do better with my right hand

  • @Bryan.Hernandez
    @Bryan.Hernandez 6 років тому +267

    I feel like he's really talking to just me when he uses my name in examples lmao

  • @dodododdododod5698
    @dodododdododod5698 6 років тому +845

    I clicked on this so fast i dropped my tiege hanley

    • @jma4976
      @jma4976 6 років тому +1

      Guadalupe Acosta lmao hilarious bro

    • @GTOboi211
      @GTOboi211 6 років тому +25

      The floor is clean and exfoliated?

    • @matthewwunderlich4364
      @matthewwunderlich4364 6 років тому

      Lmao 😂😂😂

  • @adriandeleon163
    @adriandeleon163 6 років тому +599

    6:27 I feel bad for a guy watching this who’s name is Bryan

  • @thedilldylan147
    @thedilldylan147 6 років тому +554

    Damn, one of your funniest videos since “How to eat an ice cream cone like a gentleman”. Awesome video Alpha!

    • @grisaia5328
      @grisaia5328 6 років тому +7

      Prof. Pickles Ohh the memories 😁,i never ate an ice-cream the same way after watching that video

    • @bobbysanchez7560
      @bobbysanchez7560 6 років тому +1

      Shut your stupid ass up

    • @ElectricHelloKitty
      @ElectricHelloKitty 6 років тому +2

      Blamioma “Gentlemen do *not* suck cone!” - Aaron Marino

    • @yardenl1998
      @yardenl1998 6 років тому +1

      Prof. Pickles such a classic

    • @top1percent424
      @top1percent424 6 років тому

      Prof. Pickles that video exists? 😂

  • @eloc9385
    @eloc9385 5 років тому +139

    “If she’s deaf and she’s actually reading lip this tip doesn’t apply” 😂😂

  • @Artak091
    @Artak091 6 років тому +291

    All the women that turned down alpha now feeling bad they Missing out on that smooth face with all that tiege Hanley. They off with dudes using drug store facial products. Ladies up your game, find you a tiege man.

  • @justwhy883
    @justwhy883 6 років тому +224

    *_BRYAN DONT TOUCH ME THERE_*

  • @agilebeast5200
    @agilebeast5200 6 років тому +484

    5:03 "OH MA GAD" gold

    • @pieterOD
      @pieterOD 6 років тому +5

      Joaquin Fernandez was thinking the exact same thing! That is how memes are born
      OHHhh meei GAWD

  • @samuelher78
    @samuelher78 5 років тому +67

    “If she’s deaf, the tip doesn’t apply” I can’t stop laughing 😂

  •  7 років тому +1209

    Tips so good, i am already in a two month relationship.

    • @mysterym2269
      @mysterym2269 6 років тому +14

      👏👏

    • @hennysmith
      @hennysmith 6 років тому +31

      Носиш ли "Tiege Henley"

    • @yayan4611
      @yayan4611 6 років тому +8

      Igor Ćuk on thursday I was at lunch abd this girl called me to go to her table and told me a was hot so now we are talking.Im freshman 15 and she is 17 and a junior just need help with conversations

    • @1Dark5.0
      @1Dark5.0 6 років тому +22

      Adrian Le nice story bro. Now fix your grammar!!

    • @muhammetosmankilic8948
      @muhammetosmankilic8948 6 років тому +1

      Igor Ćuk but this video uploaded 7 hours ago and your comment was mentioned 10 hours ago. I’m confused

  • @seanail4664
    @seanail4664 6 років тому +130

    Me: Hmm should I kiss her or no? Her body language says so.
    Woman: Kiss me already!
    Me: This is difficult, why did I have to watch that damned video.

    • @cian4380
      @cian4380 4 роки тому +1

      watch it with her

  • @harrybharadwaj7026
    @harrybharadwaj7026 6 років тому +307

    Alpha you are freaking awesome man u are killing it......

    • @stevenswiel8015
      @stevenswiel8015 6 років тому +1

      Instead of dating, try and if you meet a girl at a party or bar, you just must ask a girl if you want to kiss them. This is the best way to get kissed.

  • @GhOsT-st7ch
    @GhOsT-st7ch 6 років тому +19

    5:16 YO BRYAN, DONT TOUCH ME THERE!!!
    Had me dying 😂😂

  • @TheWarrior1256
    @TheWarrior1256 6 років тому +282

    Yo, BRIAN?!! DONT TOUCH ME THERE

    • @98Destructo
      @98Destructo 6 років тому +5

      The way he backed up was hilarious af

  • @starpravesh
    @starpravesh 6 років тому +25

    You are hella good at marketing! The sponsor is super relevant to the video.

    • @MaxioosDose
      @MaxioosDose 5 років тому

      starpravesh he makes the video relevant to the sponsor

  • @sachinchadha7124
    @sachinchadha7124 6 років тому +346

    8th sign = ur wearing Tiege Hanley

    • @hennysmith
      @hennysmith 6 років тому +59

      Sachin Chadha wrong. If youre wearing Tiege Hanley shes already riding you

    • @SilencerM4
      @SilencerM4 6 років тому +8

      Stoned JR you get to kiss her other lips

    • @THESITHLORDS3
      @THESITHLORDS3 6 років тому +4

      +Stoned JR wrong. If you're wearing Tiege Hanley she's married you and has your child

  • @JhilMusic
    @JhilMusic 5 років тому +22

    “if she’s deaf then skip this step” I literally died of laughter BAHAHAHAHA

  • @arvindwee4634
    @arvindwee4634 6 років тому +159

    99.9 Always cracks me up.

  • @jossil6268
    @jossil6268 6 років тому +19

    "If she's deaf and reading your lips, this tip doesn't apply" 😂😂😂😂 the best!!

  • @tylersruler7545
    @tylersruler7545 6 років тому +127

    That 0.01% scares me, i won't go in for a kiss.

  • @dannn1714
    @dannn1714 6 років тому +120

    Hahahhha" if she's deaf "

  • @juancasinisterra
    @juancasinisterra 6 років тому +69

    alpha flirting with me makes me beyond unconfortable

    • @mindnova7850
      @mindnova7850 6 років тому

      JC S I know. It’s like ASMR.

    • @kevasmr5647
      @kevasmr5647 6 років тому

      I will litteraly flrt till shes drippin wet but as soon as those words come out "i like you but not as friends".... Mann i go cold, cant think and turn into a complete rek. Idk why

  • @jeffthedog3200
    @jeffthedog3200 6 років тому +22

    I'm a straight female in a relationship but for some reason I love this channel 😂😂

  • @nomo4u886
    @nomo4u886 6 років тому +693

    Just rub Tiege Hanley on your lips
    She won’t be able to resist man.

    • @musicbeatsxbelit9414
      @musicbeatsxbelit9414 6 років тому

      Nomo 4u the second comment I see is about Tiger Hanley 😂😂😂😂

    • @Lucky-yl2wb
      @Lucky-yl2wb 6 років тому

      @@musicbeatsxbelit9414 Tiger Hanley...LUL!

  • @GLI_16V
    @GLI_16V 6 років тому +31

    “I thought you wanted a kiss?! I caught you staring at my lips a few times”
    “I’M DEAF YOU INCONSIDERATE CLOT!”

  • @jthb
    @jthb 6 років тому +274

    Aaron.... You da Man ❤️✨... Who else agrees this is an AWESOME channel

    • @deepakpandey5180
      @deepakpandey5180 6 років тому +4

      Joshua Boodoo meee

    • @jthb
      @jthb 6 років тому +1

      Oooo... I get ah like

  • @ZeroChillArita
    @ZeroChillArita 6 років тому +2

    I can honestly say im addicted to mobile games but when I saw my notification lol never closed an app so fast in my life

  • @mysterym2269
    @mysterym2269 6 років тому +39

    But Alpha....
    I'm the 00.01% 😭

  • @Joel_Fish
    @Joel_Fish 4 роки тому +3

    5:12 How does he know my name 😂 this guy is in a whole other level

  • @ficusSlayer
    @ficusSlayer 6 років тому +146

    I've been a subscriber of yours for a long time, and I've always loved your videos. That being said, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at one before.
    This one is gold Alpha!
    Although, I do feel a little bad for Brian. He got rejected HARD. lol

  • @calebzachariah8092
    @calebzachariah8092 6 років тому +67

    "Yo! BRIAN!" that killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
    And then, "Kiss me Brian" 😂😂😂

  • @BM-de3zd
    @BM-de3zd 6 років тому +405

    Damn that Brian, what a perv #me too lol

    • @wilsonchen1000
      @wilsonchen1000 6 років тому +1

      Bad luck Brian :/

    • @rainless3728
      @rainless3728 6 років тому

      brandon montanez 13 reason why brian?

    • @rianbay
      @rianbay 6 років тому +1

      Brian gets the job done tho

    • @m.ehlers1729
      @m.ehlers1729 6 років тому

      Okay..................
      Is that (hashtag)met too or...........
      (Pound)me too?
      Cuuuuuuuzzzz that's a pound sign 👌 lol

    • @bryanw3979
      @bryanw3979 5 років тому

      Ikr

  • @TheV1ctr
    @TheV1ctr 6 років тому +1

    It’s like you’re watching my life and making videos just for me at the right time

  • @adityaraina9417
    @adityaraina9417 6 років тому +140

    He knows everything😃

    • @mysterym2269
      @mysterym2269 6 років тому +8

      You know what he also knows?
      The phone number of your mommy

    • @adityaraina9417
      @adityaraina9417 6 років тому +1

      Mystery M he also got your mommy's pics

    • @adityaraina9417
      @adityaraina9417 6 років тому +1

      People like mystery m cause violence on youtube.. why do you take all things in a negative direction.??mind your language..0

    • @mysterym2269
      @mysterym2269 6 років тому +1

      Aditya Raina
      It's a joke, deal with it

    • @mysterym2269
      @mysterym2269 6 років тому +1

      Aditya Raina
      People like Mystery* M* cause violence on UA-cam*.
      Why* do you take all things in a negative direction?..
      Mind* your language..
      Before even coming to a UA-cam comment section, go to school plz.. You're probably 9 or so!

  • @famus801
    @famus801 6 років тому +9

    I already kissed her but now I know when she wants to kiss again thanks alpha :)

  • @ondrejschropfer9394
    @ondrejschropfer9394 7 років тому +39

    Just apply Tiege Hanley on your lips

    • @mysterym2269
      @mysterym2269 6 років тому +1

      Just kiss the Tiege Hanley!
      No signs, no bullshit, just kissing...
      Damn I should go in the dating advertisement bussines

  • @Krabbs
    @Krabbs 5 років тому +37

    Watch this without sound to feel uncomfortable 🤣

  • @jthb
    @jthb 6 років тому +452

    _someday someone will find this coment_

    • @lunawilson9848
      @lunawilson9848 6 років тому +2

      Joshua Boodoo
      I found it XD

    • @jackjohnston8497
      @jackjohnston8497 6 років тому +8

      Joshua Boodoo Yeah, that didn’t take long.

    • @jthb
      @jthb 6 років тому +11

      Hopefully more people will experience the same joy of finding this comment... And likeing it

    • @HermaneSimon
      @HermaneSimon 6 років тому +1

      That was the first one

    • @sagelioneldsouza8230
      @sagelioneldsouza8230 6 років тому +1

      Joshua Boodoo Omg.. I found it... Omgggg.. Wtfek

  • @JudoJewOfficial
    @JudoJewOfficial 6 років тому +2

    I just want to say I have used your tips for everything and am shocked these actually work. I'm like "will this really work?" And I try. The results are amazing. I already knew the tips In this vid because you have said it before. Thanks Alpha. You're a life saver

  • @zakaria7.
    @zakaria7. 6 років тому +71

    5:29 lmafo 😂😂

  • @tristonbarnes6768
    @tristonbarnes6768 6 років тому

    4 minutes of ad 3 minutes of content, this is what I subscribed for thanks Alpha

  • @patanjalilemonsquashimmortal
    @patanjalilemonsquashimmortal 6 років тому +158

    "kiss me Brian"

  • @mohammedabdullah4879
    @mohammedabdullah4879 6 років тому +3

    Hey alpha you’re probably not going be able to see this post but I just wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart, I’ve been following you for a year now taking your tips as if it’s religion. I’ve gotten so much more confident and proud with myself with they way I dress and life overall. I even went to my. Crush’s birthday party today dressed like a nice gentleman and guess who had the spotlight😂 even her mother and aunt liked me and told her that I’m a sweet gentleman. I should’ve thanked you before but today was the day that pushed me to do it man I just can’t thank you enough. I love you so much brother and never stop hustling my fellow bad boy.

  • @jppitts8414
    @jppitts8414 6 років тому +5

    hey alpha.m im a high school freshmen I was going through relationship problems and when someone introduce me to this channel i was so joyful. Your vids helped me become a better gentlemen. your videos helped me look awesome and be awesome thanks so much at what you do please keep making videos

    • @saulloll8547
      @saulloll8547 6 років тому

      JP Styles almost like my story but i was finishing my first semester as college freshmen 😂

  • @Zaptrap101
    @Zaptrap101 4 роки тому +1

    6:53 is it any of the seven or any of the six signs. Warning! Grammar Police😂

  • @victormleao
    @victormleao 6 років тому +220

    Man your the best hahaha i laughed a lot

  • @Lizzab3th...
    @Lizzab3th... 5 років тому +7

    Haha I actually always do those things when i talk to my crush, but I've never really noticed 😅😂

  • @nikolaijunker5538
    @nikolaijunker5538 6 років тому +23

    Starts at 4:15 :))

  • @bier1921
    @bier1921 Рік тому

    Dude, your a life saviour, i am authistic and there is this woman who is really in to me, thank you for learning me how body language works.

  • @ansh8006
    @ansh8006 6 років тому +6

    You're too funny Alpha. Amazing expressions bro!😂

  • @jordanucantneverknow2884
    @jordanucantneverknow2884 5 років тому +1

    I love watching this guy. He is so entertaining his delivery of any sentence is so awesome 😂

  • @vishalkunwar597
    @vishalkunwar597 6 років тому +51

    I have been watching to him since long time and I love his humour. Who agrees.

  • @kevinsjournal
    @kevinsjournal 2 роки тому

    Finances, Relationships, Kissing and Intimate Activities, Communication, so many life skills school never taught us, thanks Alpha for an incredible 1, helping us get thru our love lives!!

  • @CodyWhitlock
    @CodyWhitlock 6 років тому +13

    I just found this channel and now I’m about to binge everything I need to know about being a dude. Thanks for the awesome vids!!! 😁🙌🙌

  • @darkdemonsgaming5558k
    @darkdemonsgaming5558k 3 роки тому +1

    man!!! that was so helpful. And I'm still single. BTW the video notification was 3 years late :)

  • @omri007
    @omri007 6 років тому +20

    Kiss me Brian!
    Wait a minute.. Tiege Hanley!

  • @DrB187
    @DrB187 6 років тому +2

    The moment when you said " if she's deaf...." I burst out laughing...cant believe you had to say that alpha LOL

  • @AnonymousTaco3472
    @AnonymousTaco3472 6 років тому +7

    6:25 if it wasn’t for this, I’d definitely be stuck there when she says that

  • @berdt4870
    @berdt4870 6 років тому

    Hands down one of THE most charismatic and passionate lifestyle youtubers I've ever seen!

  • @StrangerE0ns
    @StrangerE0ns 5 років тому +10

    When I saw him pull out that humongous thing I was like: “how the crap is that a brush?”
    Then I saw him take the brush out and was like:
    “Oh”

  • @levidranoff3556
    @levidranoff3556 6 років тому

    This was honestly one of the best tip videos you’ve done. Also the most funniest

  • @mahidmalik7
    @mahidmalik7 6 років тому +74

    Alpha is the type of guy who takes a shower before taking a dump.

  • @jma4976
    @jma4976 6 років тому

    Gosh dang alpha m is a beast. Positive vibes and wellness at all cost you beautiful people

  • @flex3755
    @flex3755 7 років тому +57

    Never klicked so fast

  • @32mace_
    @32mace_ 5 років тому +1

    2:23 - I was like: Is that a toothbrush or a toothbrush factory
    2:27 - I was like: Thank's god ! It's just his charger

  • @adityaraina9417
    @adityaraina9417 6 років тому +53

    Sir ur a legend

  • @andrefreitas8769
    @andrefreitas8769 6 років тому

    That's why I like to see your videos, you're honest you also have moments in failures. Always good tips, thanks bro.

  • @LudicrouSpontaneous
    @LudicrouSpontaneous 6 років тому +6

    5:03 "OH! My god..." Hahaha

  • @tunitoilolo539
    @tunitoilolo539 6 років тому

    Alpha always coming in clutch

  • @POloS0ld1er
    @POloS0ld1er 6 років тому +3

    Honestly, you´re like the older brother we´ve all never had.

  • @shanedos4183
    @shanedos4183 6 років тому

    Just bought me that toothbrush and now time to resume watching because you already know I hopped on that deal mad quick.

  • @alanjohnson004
    @alanjohnson004 6 років тому +8

    Hey alpha could you make a video on "How to talk to your crush" pls...

  • @YTCPH1
    @YTCPH1 5 років тому +1

    I followed these guidelines, and now im in jail

  • @GS-uf4fp
    @GS-uf4fp 6 років тому +59

    65 $ for that toothbrush ain't bad

    • @aaronrose1248
      @aaronrose1248 6 років тому +39

      its a tooth brush and an anal punisher 9000

    • @FuqThatOn
      @FuqThatOn 5 років тому +2

      @@aaronrose1248 lmfao u made my day

  • @junyevo18allinob72
    @junyevo18allinob72 5 років тому +2

    If she kiss you first two things, she's desperate to find someone or she wants to test you to see your reaction. I preferred leaving and let her thinking about what the heck happened.

  • @samanthastevenson1226
    @samanthastevenson1226 5 років тому +10

    Hmm why are we taking advice from someone that misread the signs 🤔

  • @thepicasso3284
    @thepicasso3284 5 років тому

    I'm so glad I have this channel

  • @mysterym2269
    @mysterym2269 6 років тому +9

    5:17 _Story of my life.._

  • @brunoaguiar2178
    @brunoaguiar2178 6 років тому +1

    6:15 really cracked me up, awesome video

  • @Adam....
    @Adam.... 7 років тому +294

    Im here before that "love from India" guy..
    #sendbobs

  • @strykerrrukerr5491
    @strykerrrukerr5491 6 років тому

    I am 40 years young. All I can say this man say all 100% true. I learned it hard way. Thanks man for helping others! ;)

  • @mysterymanifest1
    @mysterymanifest1 6 років тому +74

    Did not say GENTLEMEN in the beginning of the video 😒

  • @JTNUB16
    @JTNUB16 6 років тому

    Alpha m always puts up videos in perfect timing! I’m going out with a girl today who I planned on kissing and this video pops up!

  • @nikko6883
    @nikko6883 6 років тому +12

    Boyyy 65$ thats like 40 normal toothbrushes

    • @GodKing804
      @GodKing804 6 років тому +3

      Nikko pleab detected

    • @KeravnosPrime
      @KeravnosPrime 6 років тому +2

      GodKing804 If you really take seriously what alpha m sponsors then you're a pleb

    • @prince_sach50
      @prince_sach50 6 років тому

      facts lol

  • @ismailelmassaoudi4317
    @ismailelmassaoudi4317 6 років тому

    Nice the best video i've seen about body language now gotta make sure to watch this when i'm with a girl

  • @goodguyphil
    @goodguyphil 6 років тому +3

    I dont give a shit, I do it whenever I want and when i feel like doing it

  • @Tiklu
    @Tiklu 6 років тому

    Aaron takes a hit for all of us, gets up, comes back and gives us the advice. He the Dude. The Real Deal.

  • @shakmaster912
    @shakmaster912 6 років тому +4

    When you been oblivious for 2 weeks, watched this video and end up kissing within 2 days. Nice tips though.

  • @austinwilson5686
    @austinwilson5686 6 років тому

    Honesty, very funny, and truthfully helped a lot. THANKS ALPHA!!!

  • @NamiberGames
    @NamiberGames 6 років тому +6

    5:30 almost chocked while eating a sandwich haha

  • @connormcgrath5800
    @connormcgrath5800 5 років тому

    Burt’s Bees lip balm. Not only is it amazing for lip moisturizing, but it tastes great too, and it comes in various flavors. Such as Mango, Peppermint, Coconut Pear, Cherry, Pomegranate, and a few others that I forgot. Excellent lip balm to look into

  • @mubasheramer9950
    @mubasheramer9950 6 років тому +17

    love you man

    • @mysterym2269
      @mysterym2269 6 років тому +2

      GG AAA YY

    • @jma4976
      @jma4976 6 років тому

      Mystery M u must be Republican it's ok me too but gay is none of your business so stfu

  • @Katharina1111
    @Katharina1111 2 роки тому

    5 is so true!!!!! We bit/lick our lips unintentionally literally we don't know we're doing it

  • @lunawilson9848
    @lunawilson9848 6 років тому +5

    Im a girl and im subbed .......am i the only girl....no one else ...okay ..X\

  • @_RONINProductions_
    @_RONINProductions_ 6 років тому

    HEY BRIAN, DONT TOUCH ME THERE!! This is where I die😂