Summer Vacation - Tosh.0

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  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 3 роки тому +246

    "Can you believe this beautiful body is only 12?"
    Yes, officer, this girl right here.

    • @FirstnameLastname-lx6iz
      @FirstnameLastname-lx6iz 2 роки тому +5

      😭😭😭

    • @codeblue89
      @codeblue89 9 місяців тому +5

      I would have gotten up and immediately left without saying a word, burned the clothes I was wearing and moved to a foreign country under an assumed identity.

    • @mellowmoods8393
      @mellowmoods8393 6 місяців тому

      @@codeblue89 HAHAHA!

  • @deem8905
    @deem8905 3 роки тому +90

    "Of course you kids are sad, you got a giant nerd for a dad, somethings really wrong with him" lmao.

  • @locoritto
    @locoritto 3 роки тому +421

    That first family has to be from another dimension. From the dad who loves stale bread to the bizarro kids, GAWDAMN

    • @AndyouareWrong
      @AndyouareWrong 3 роки тому +43

      What we have here is a the spectrum they speak of when they say autism

    • @maxwellcatlett3653
      @maxwellcatlett3653 3 роки тому +4

      Damn. I thought this was me

    • @iBeTruckin
      @iBeTruckin 3 роки тому +18

      They are horrifying

    • @bhief473
      @bhief473 3 роки тому +34

      Home schooled

    • @walterszarek2748
      @walterszarek2748 3 роки тому +17

      for the first time, i understand why people hate white people....

  • @BarbadosBeerFestival
    @BarbadosBeerFestival 3 роки тому +461

    “This beautiful body is only 12”
    Has to be honestly the most creepy thing I have ever heard. 😟😟😟😟😟😟😟

  • @Rob-gf3pb
    @Rob-gf3pb 3 роки тому +113

    He just roasted the hell out of that family

    • @josephdurham4950
      @josephdurham4950 Місяць тому +1

      And yet they are still prob happier than all of us combined 😂😂

  • @hhunstad2011
    @hhunstad2011 3 роки тому +44

    People who can joke with and at themselves are gems of the world!!!

  • @josephsaunders8618
    @josephsaunders8618 Рік тому +11

    The dad killed that solo in the pool. I’m not even joke’n. Skills

  • @user-bx1vo8dz4z
    @user-bx1vo8dz4z 3 роки тому +40

    ‘You don’t like pets? Have you killed any?’ Hahahahah omfg

  • @aleksey-kruglikov
    @aleksey-kruglikov 3 роки тому +38

    ugh the look on his face after he said "i love stale bread" 😭

  • @darrinpingleton8417
    @darrinpingleton8417 3 роки тому +68

    I swear this is the best show EVER hands down

    • @matthoeme8028
      @matthoeme8028 3 роки тому +2

      He roasted them so bad and blatantly it was hilarious. He dead ass said I think your family is weird 🎵🎼😂 I died laughing 😂 💀

    • @douglaschitwood8850
      @douglaschitwood8850 2 роки тому

      Yes yes indeed

  • @sendforacar9323
    @sendforacar9323 3 роки тому +55

    I know they get paid for their appearance but I can't believe they got them to do that lmao.

    • @jayjay31337
      @jayjay31337 2 роки тому +4

      I was thinking the exact same thing lol. Keep in mind this will be on the interwebz forever and they have to go to work lol.

  • @mattb.4333
    @mattb.4333 Рік тому +15

    The fishing guys and Tosh need to just have a show where they talk about whatever...they are wildly entertaining and everyone plays off of one another very well.

  • @BruklinBridge
    @BruklinBridge 3 роки тому +33

    This is one of the greatest web redemptions of all time

  • @ethanhoward5933
    @ethanhoward5933 3 роки тому +39

    The dad's the only one who can even carry a note

  • @mikem7900
    @mikem7900 3 роки тому +13

    “Good for the blood sugar” lmaooo

  • @thatguy5560
    @thatguy5560 2 роки тому +7

    Those two dudes at the end are fricken hilarious.

  • @35november
    @35november 3 роки тому +87

    This family is so wholesome and innocent they have crossed right into the uncanny valley. Good for them.

    • @Turtleproof
      @Turtleproof 3 роки тому +5

      There's nothing wholesome about Pod People or Stepford Wives ... Mom isn't around because Dad thought she was one so put her into a steel press like the Terminator.

    • @davidalden909
      @davidalden909 2 роки тому +1

      👍

    • @JoeSmith-mp2fn
      @JoeSmith-mp2fn Рік тому +2

      These are the type of people with 15 bodies in the crawl space

    • @reignman2103
      @reignman2103 Рік тому +1

      Yeah some of the most prolific serial killers appeared "wholesome and innocent" too

    • @thesawmoviesarelong
      @thesawmoviesarelong Рік тому

      They are chill everyone is so edgy

  • @StrikeTheRoot
    @StrikeTheRoot 3 роки тому +247

    that creepy nerd family needs to be closely monitored.

  • @that1uchiha10
    @that1uchiha10 3 роки тому +12

    "Wipe that smile off your face before I kiss it off"
    Lol, love it

  • @JakeKoenig
    @JakeKoenig Рік тому +5

    1:25 - "Can we hear a little harmony?"
    *all three of them sing the exact same melody

  • @bsavvy5129
    @bsavvy5129 6 місяців тому +3

    “Can I keep this one for myself father?” Hahaha - great sports summertime lover family

  • @jasonjewell1667
    @jasonjewell1667 3 роки тому +12

    At 6:00 she did an amazing job with her lines 😂

  • @StuntmanDanHemi
    @StuntmanDanHemi 11 місяців тому +2

    "I thought she wasn't alive..." 😂
    Shoutout to the dudes on the boat tho, everyone is so creeped out by the family that no one even mentions the last dudes and they were funny af lol

  • @Not_three_but_more
    @Not_three_but_more Рік тому +12

    Tosh is great at satire without being mean

  • @jackdoe552
    @jackdoe552 2 роки тому +6

    21:11 Sanford and Seung I'm dead

  • @christophermiller3031
    @christophermiller3031 2 роки тому +4

    @1:42 best stale bread humour I have heard in my lifetime. so funny cuz I believe the man.

  • @sheldy122
    @sheldy122 3 роки тому +16

    Is this real? The family. It's can't be. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justinmix143
    @justinmix143 3 роки тому +3

    “Donnie-onnie-onna?” 😂😂😂

  • @losteyesight
    @losteyesight 3 роки тому +30

    "Autumn Sucks" actually has a great melody.

  • @marianel5848
    @marianel5848 3 роки тому +5

    11:07 Rebecca Black made her second comeback \m/😂😅😂😅😂

  • @rezzcaurus
    @rezzcaurus 3 роки тому +3

    4:45 only only Tosh really paddling 🤣 love your videos Tosh👍

  • @KattDaddy253
    @KattDaddy253 3 роки тому +20

    $20 says they're home schooled

    • @brettbonine7194
      @brettbonine7194 3 роки тому +2

      How about $1 million dollars they are home schooled.

    • @rogue1267
      @rogue1267 3 роки тому

      I dunno, they make most homeschooled kids seem normal.

    • @excidius6283
      @excidius6283 2 роки тому

      @@rogue1267 that looks normal to u? Hahahaha..

  • @thomasnelson5010
    @thomasnelson5010 3 роки тому +14

    Its not delivery
    It’s Dishawna

  • @613lcd
    @613lcd 3 роки тому +10

    This is the only redemption that tosh didn't try to make things awkward......lol

    • @lemonwinfrey3788
      @lemonwinfrey3788 3 роки тому +7

      He didn’t have to. It was really awkward from the get-go.

  • @Lulzswag
    @Lulzswag 3 роки тому +8

    4:38 I wonder if Tosh made his high school celebrity status better or worse. lol

  • @nld8985
    @nld8985 Рік тому +3

    Both ankles shattered.... Need surgery.... No insurance.... WELLLLLLLLL walk it off for a while and maybe figure out some financing 😂😂

  • @gmy33
    @gmy33 2 роки тому +4

    It just makes me happy about life !!! Watching this

  • @glennknauer2696
    @glennknauer2696 3 роки тому +11

    The family bands name should be "the Monotones"

  • @electrikoptik
    @electrikoptik Рік тому +4

    "I didn't have medical insurance"
    This is the most American thing I've heard

  • @manilkasheran2934
    @manilkasheran2934 3 роки тому +18

    Pro tip: You never wanna hold someone's hand when jumping off of a roof

  • @PoliticallyInCorrect1
    @PoliticallyInCorrect1 3 роки тому +5

    Sarah help me I'm dying 😭 😂

  • @Seven3o5
    @Seven3o5 Рік тому +1

    That first family is awesome for going along with that

  • @TheSykret
    @TheSykret 3 роки тому +9

    $20 says that one of those kids grow up to be a killer... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @smithamy1982
      @smithamy1982 3 роки тому +5

      Double or nothing on which one….. I predict the girl ends up killing her father when she finds out that father’s aren’t supposed to touch their daughters _beautiful body’s_

    • @ChrisLee66
      @ChrisLee66 3 роки тому +3

      $21 says they already are.

    • @Gonzokeywest45
      @Gonzokeywest45 3 роки тому +1

      Or maybe just a cop

  • @SHAYBAYBEE
    @SHAYBAYBEE Рік тому +1

    "Get on the same story".... Fckn Tosh Bro😂😂😂😂

  • @Einhauser
    @Einhauser 2 роки тому +5

    9:52 Roof jump girl, Nicole, seems so cute. Hopefully she's doing okay

  • @Turtleproof
    @Turtleproof 3 роки тому +9

    1, 2, 3!
    🎶 It's the Summer of Sam
    🎶 Mom's room smells funky
    🎶 My brother's the Zodiac
    🎶 And my dad is Ted Bundy

  • @paulvato
    @paulvato 3 роки тому +2

    Sanford and Sung! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brandonwashburn2682
    @brandonwashburn2682 10 днів тому

    The kayak guy will always be gold

  • @DonEnzone
    @DonEnzone 3 роки тому +8

    Any of you remember Trinity's teenage daughter in Dexter. That's this girl.

  • @fredr0fc
    @fredr0fc 3 роки тому +10

    The dad part was funny as hell. "Had to drain the pool cause a fat boy drown"

  • @MegaUnclesalty
    @MegaUnclesalty 2 роки тому +32

    That entire family should be on a watch list

  • @cmfort2696
    @cmfort2696 3 роки тому +7

    "Oh my God, you're Rebecca Black."

  • @divinewineismine9829
    @divinewineismine9829 3 роки тому +3

    3:47 famn Daniel has a good spray mist do you know how much pressure that takes, alot he is basically vaporizing the liquid with power.

  • @godbluffvdgg
    @godbluffvdgg 3 роки тому +40

    What a bunch of weirdos...The girl looks like she's gonna be one of those Misery chicks...

    • @upland77
      @upland77 3 роки тому +3

      Annie Wilkes from Misery, lmao 😂😂😂

  • @RicKaos
    @RicKaos 11 днів тому

    She was kidnapped from Rochester.New York is the funniest line.I heard that's my hometown😂

  • @Blakeaholics
    @Blakeaholics 3 роки тому +7

    That singing family is a bit odd for sure but they seem like good sports 👍

  • @robotfun666
    @robotfun666 3 роки тому +6

    Rip Tosh. Too much summertime fun.

  • @timprescott4634
    @timprescott4634 3 роки тому +19

    This is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in a LONG time…

  • @brandonlordbaltimore5182
    @brandonlordbaltimore5182 2 роки тому +1

    It's summer time and this song's in my head.
    It's summertime and this song is great!
    🤯🤯🤯

  • @KingofCrusher
    @KingofCrusher Рік тому

    I'll always love Tosh for introducing me to NODR. Funniest dudes ever on youtube.

  • @fanoboss
    @fanoboss 3 роки тому +10

    DEAR MR TOSH I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW SEASON OF TOSH.0

    • @jasiahperez9547
      @jasiahperez9547 3 роки тому +1

      Have you heard anything?
      Or are you just being optimistic?

    • @fanoboss
      @fanoboss 3 роки тому +5

      @@jasiahperez9547 i'm being pathetic and churlish AF

    • @aromiademha9486
      @aromiademha9486 3 роки тому +1

      @@fanoboss BOSS MAN!

  • @trailman20
    @trailman20 Рік тому +1

    Hahahahaha the fubu rain jacket is great

  • @randyearles9286
    @randyearles9286 2 роки тому +1

    another classic from Tosh.

  • @valentinewiggins7130
    @valentinewiggins7130 Рік тому +1

    Buster murdaugh was hilarious in the kayak

  • @quentinf9913
    @quentinf9913 3 роки тому +1

    Sanford and Song 😂

  • @christianmichael9367
    @christianmichael9367 3 роки тому +7

    This has a real MK ULTRA vibe 😳

  • @skateordie9628
    @skateordie9628 3 роки тому +6

    this is by far one of the best toshes out there

  • @bd7491
    @bd7491 2 роки тому +2

    Autumn time " is a kick ass tune!!!!! crazy 👍 but couldn't torture my self and listen to that crap twice !

  • @cowafungus8104
    @cowafungus8104 3 роки тому +5

    13:29 damn, if that wasn't a real slap they did a damn good job making it look real. Better than most movies.

  • @demon_child1637
    @demon_child1637 3 роки тому +5

    The first family is sooo wholesome. Lol

  • @PartyBusNationFestaRide
    @PartyBusNationFestaRide 3 роки тому +2

    I was really wanting them to fall in the water on the weird rope game. LOL

  • @silvestre8128
    @silvestre8128 3 роки тому +6

    "I think your family is weird"

  • @AlphaAchilles
    @AlphaAchilles Рік тому +1

    That ginger definitely enjoyed being little spoon. 🌈

  • @karllavarl6160
    @karllavarl6160 2 роки тому +3

    The Autumn Time song was so damn funny

  • @drunkensavant7919
    @drunkensavant7919 2 роки тому +1

    If your able to laugh at yourself with others you are whole period. They are themselves, good enough for me. Also funny af.

  • @mymymy9452
    @mymymy9452 3 роки тому +3

    Murses grab her, LOL.

  • @cheerscheers9819
    @cheerscheers9819 2 роки тому

    That lady from the kissing couples was on America’s got talent. When she brought a blow up doll to the stage to conduct her kissing teachings as her talent. Judge Howard Stern selects someone from the audience to kiss the host Nick Canin. Ahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BammyQ
    @BammyQ 24 дні тому

    11:20 now thats some grade A top quality acting right there!

  • @BammyQ
    @BammyQ 3 роки тому +3

    Watching this made me a better person

  • @isaiahjohnson4105
    @isaiahjohnson4105 3 роки тому +3

    Love u tosh. U been da man for years in book

  • @nocomment2236
    @nocomment2236 3 роки тому

    The way he stares at that man😂 1:50

  • @jacobjames1171
    @jacobjames1171 3 роки тому +1

    The Kayak kid- That's at the end of the day when you've downed your own case of beer.

  • @howardoller443
    @howardoller443 3 місяці тому

    13:38 - does anyone know where he was in northern Wisconsin?

  • @watsonlitchfield2306
    @watsonlitchfield2306 2 роки тому +1

    Getting high and fishing, it doesn't get much better than that.

  • @AnimeFridays
    @AnimeFridays Рік тому

    Daniel Tosh is so awesome so happy he's doing a UA-cam podcast now "The Tosh Show"

  • @michaelmatthiesen8300
    @michaelmatthiesen8300 2 роки тому +8

    Kurt, if youre reading this,There is no such thing as raw bacon. It literally doesnt exist. Bacon is smoked. Thats what makes it bacon. if it isnt smoked, its just pork.

  • @SeanSandberg-j3q
    @SeanSandberg-j3q 9 місяців тому

    The "Autumn-time family is top notch!
    Kudos to them all for their great humor!
    You bunch of warped freaks!
    Just kidding!
    I'll never tell!

  • @joshsg6525
    @joshsg6525 2 роки тому +1

    3 beat slide were such good sports

  • @Leon-zu1wp
    @Leon-zu1wp 2 роки тому +2

    That first family is straight out of a Tim and Eric sketch. The father likes stale bread. How?

  • @delusionspodcast
    @delusionspodcast 7 місяців тому

    the dad sounds like Mark hoppus 😅

  • @CONEHEADDK
    @CONEHEADDK 3 роки тому +5

    Leeet's hear it fooor "The Stale Bread Boys (and a kidnapped girl) Band"

  • @a-b4172
    @a-b4172 3 роки тому +3

    Pretty sure that family has another family tied up in their basement to the radiator.

  • @christianheinz3395
    @christianheinz3395 2 роки тому +1

    These black dudes on the river are great!

  • @austinhicks166
    @austinhicks166 Рік тому

    "What." Lmfao

  • @Benjammin1210
    @Benjammin1210 2 роки тому

    15:22 seems like a renaissance painting

  • @brentonfantozzi4129
    @brentonfantozzi4129 3 роки тому +3

    Fishes not bishes 🤣😂

  • @Niafi11
    @Niafi11 4 місяці тому

    Hahaha. They call a Tarpin a Dinosaur-Ass Shark

  • @joey5589bitch
    @joey5589bitch 3 роки тому +4

    Tosh.0 is pretty funny!

  • @brianyaniro4797
    @brianyaniro4797 2 роки тому

    Representing Rochester NY hell yea

  • @sirclarkmarz
    @sirclarkmarz 3 роки тому +8

    That family is super creepy if they became my neighbors I would have to move

    • @RTM459
      @RTM459 3 роки тому

      No it would be fun at first watch them at night and see if they are Digging holes and I ain’t talking what holes the movie was about . Then call the cops and film it