S2E5: Pete Holmes in 'F$%& Censorship' | The Chris Gethard Show

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  • @jimdaw
    @jimdaw 8 років тому +38

    "A new concern emerges" is my new favourite combination of words.

  • @svongrimm
    @svongrimm 8 років тому +65

    "No, please not on my own show."

  • @MrBelongings
    @MrBelongings 8 років тому +52

    I wanted a moment for murph to shine since you guys switched to fusion. That was that moment.
    Dear Vice President of Fusion, Thanks you for this.

  • @philophos
    @philophos 7 років тому +20

    Thought I wasn't going to stick around for the music at the end, but it was dope.

  • @XxLilSwagger20xX
    @XxLilSwagger20xX 8 років тому +7

    The way Chris was begging for it not to happen when JD was trying to pull off the sheet was hilarious, I feel so bad for you chris xD

  • @erinisconfused
    @erinisconfused 8 років тому +45

    PETE IS A JOY

    • @EclecticBuddha
      @EclecticBuddha 8 років тому +2

      Pete is now responsible for the two best episodes this season. Never forget when he no showed, Diddy did.

  • @billyrigby4839
    @billyrigby4839 7 років тому +2

    I saw your stand up special and it was one of the most amazing things I have ever seen... finding out today that you've had a tv show on the air for all these years brings great joy/sadness to my heart. Where the hell have I been??? So glad to have found this...

  • @SnowconeJoker
    @SnowconeJoker 3 роки тому +1

    @28:26 seeing how everyone errupts with joy as chris makes the shot brings me absolute delight :-)

  • @Learbeer
    @Learbeer 8 років тому +112

    How about an uncensored episode for UA-cam?

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote 6 років тому +5

      For real if i wanted to see censored shows I'd watch cable

    • @jstohler
      @jstohler 5 років тому +4

      That beep sounds gets old fast.

    • @hurrly9036
      @hurrly9036 3 роки тому +1

      @@jstohler yeah the constant beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp is really anoying

  • @michaelb6349
    @michaelb6349 4 роки тому +4

    Bethany twirling in a little bear costume during the technical difficulties

  • @1991stacy
    @1991stacy 8 років тому +8

    "Murph on my planet is a baby who has a full time day job. It's not obscene but it's troubling." This episode if the best thing I've watched all year.

  • @arknark
    @arknark Рік тому +2

    The bidet water shooting into the crowd when Chris stood up was amazing

  • @marieokay
    @marieokay 8 років тому +33

    i actually started applauding when murf took it off that's no joke

  • @novembrine29
    @novembrine29 8 років тому +19

    I really hope Murph doesn't get in trouble. That moment was pure gold!

  • @fuzzylumpkin49
    @fuzzylumpkin49 8 років тому +8

    Awesome show. Pete Holmes Looked frightened! I miss the Batman sketches he used to do for College Humour.

  • @bobbybellsupreme
    @bobbybellsupreme 7 років тому +1

    This program is epic. I love Chris gethard. He's such a quit-witted and hilarious gentleman. The fact that he recognizes the genius of stand-up juggernaut Pete Holmes just gives me hope for the future of comedy. Long live the Chris gethard show

  • @snorlaxluver
    @snorlaxluver 8 років тому +5

    Such a great episode! tcgs never let's me down.

  • @1991stacy
    @1991stacy 8 років тому +6

    This season just keeps getting better and better!

  • @DanielPerez-kg8ft
    @DanielPerez-kg8ft 8 років тому +31

    anne is an absolute superstar. stole the show.

    • @Stinky95030
      @Stinky95030 7 років тому

      did she play Shithead? hilarious. period, ha

    • @aspiringtentacle
      @aspiringtentacle 4 роки тому

      @@Stinky95030 well no that was Tami Sagher

    • @armpit_farts7327
      @armpit_farts7327 3 роки тому +1

      @@aspiringtentacle Never made that connection ! Thats really funny actually as soon as I read your comment I was like OF COURSE! lmao.

  • @jakewood5406
    @jakewood5406 8 років тому +8

    "A new concern emerges..." had me dying. Release the hounds!

  • @stephenadamsactor
    @stephenadamsactor 8 років тому +3

    this is top television ,ive decided that one of my bucket list things to do, is to come to a taping of the show, hoping i will get to do this one day, i live in the uk, so i need to raise the funds,

  • @Mustardknuckles
    @Mustardknuckles 7 років тому +3

    I wish they had uncensored versions of the show for UA-cam

  • @Noiiizeeey
    @Noiiizeeey 8 років тому +115

    Hey weirdos!

    • @MoreBatteries
      @MoreBatteries 8 років тому +2

      You made it weird, awh yeah!

    • @dorian4404
      @dorian4404 8 років тому +2

      Yay ! Making it weeird !

    • @Noiiizeeey
      @Noiiizeeey 8 років тому +6

      GET INTO IT.

    • @Beastmig3415
      @Beastmig3415 7 років тому +1

      Were you referring to pete's podcast or that Chris says his audience is weirdos?

  • @PatrickJones81
    @PatrickJones81 8 років тому +1

    Great episode guys! S2 living up to the halcyon years!

  • @Shannon-gv3ly
    @Shannon-gv3ly 8 років тому +30

    This proves I'll watch anything with Pete Holmes in it.

    • @yaya007yaya
      @yaya007yaya 7 років тому

      Shannon01134 I was just thinking the same thing

    • @snavisTM
      @snavisTM 6 років тому +2

      If you're a fan of Pete Holmes your taste are by default very low so I'm not sure what point your comment is proving? And yes I an also a fan of Pete holmes.

  • @maryhecht1550
    @maryhecht1550 6 років тому +2

    Pissed I can't get this uncensorer!!!

  • @grendeliusgloobimus8511
    @grendeliusgloobimus8511 4 роки тому +1

    Best. Show. Ever.

  • @mnchls
    @mnchls 8 років тому +10

    maybe a top 5 TCGS episode for me... that's including the public access years, no joke! bonus points for my main funnyman pete holmes

  • @sarahhoward1022
    @sarahhoward1022 7 років тому +1

    Chris sang my favorite Smiths lick!! Lol never knew I needed that. #newfavoriteshow #latenightforweirdos

  • @jaylegleiter6669
    @jaylegleiter6669 2 роки тому +1

    Murf is so funny! "It's because they can smell it" Did not get the laughs it deserved

  • @johnnugent1539
    @johnnugent1539 4 місяці тому +1

    I would’ve legitimately watched them continue to guess what the caller from morocco was saying for at least 20 more minutes

  • @ghostgetter7750
    @ghostgetter7750 7 років тому +8

    I wish Petey could get his own show again :(

  • @Booma151676
    @Booma151676 8 років тому +3

    Outstanding!

  • @dk14929
    @dk14929 Рік тому +1

    Pretty sure this wasn't the first time Chris has said the phrase "no no, not on my own show, please"

  • @ryan40905
    @ryan40905 8 років тому +7

    Murph walking nude behind the band killed me

  • @pippyz2705
    @pippyz2705 6 років тому +1

    That part where chris breaks the cucumber in half is maybe my favourite moment from any tv show

  • @aposass
    @aposass 8 років тому +1

    I just love this show!

  • @dawnmacaronicaporlinguasga7833
    @dawnmacaronicaporlinguasga7833 3 роки тому +1

    #chrisgethard sorry to put you on hold, Chris Gethard, but my dentist called and interrupted my last transmission to you. I wanted you to know that when my little niece was 13 years old she had a serious spinal injury and a huge metal rod put into her spine. It took her a year to recover but she found great comfort in watching your show. The good news is she’s graduated from college and doing great with only some minor setbacks. My niece told me about you way back when!! Now her Auntie Dawn Macaroni is recovering from her 8th bone 🦴 surgery and a double mastectomy for breast cancer, and you and your merry band of weirdos are my constant companion. 🤩🤩🤩🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😇 #nicestalker

  • @Stbuster31
    @Stbuster31 8 років тому +6

    the 90s are on their last breath with this show

  • @greatbad5618
    @greatbad5618 8 років тому +3

    How can a show like Naked and Afraid air but Murph can't expose himself in a basement studio in New York?

  • @danielg6000
    @danielg6000 8 років тому +4

    This episode is way better if you got to see the live stream

    • @debnlinda
      @debnlinda 2 роки тому

      Even later, but was the livecast uncensored?

  • @stiflingluxury
    @stiflingluxury 8 років тому

    that guitar solo was definitely from "Shoplifters of the World, Unite and Take Over"!

  • @philophos
    @philophos 7 років тому +3

    "No, not on my own show" omfg

  • @Emily-uz2oh
    @Emily-uz2oh 8 років тому +11

    Why does this have to be bleeped on UA-cam?

    • @aspiringtentacle
      @aspiringtentacle 4 роки тому +1

      they don't recut it for UA-cam and they want to be monetized, it aired completely uncensored, live and uncut on Facebook Live when it was recorded.

  • @wheresallthezombies
    @wheresallthezombies 8 років тому +2

    this show is amazing.

  • @snaggle_tooth6829
    @snaggle_tooth6829 8 років тому +1

    what's the band called and where can I find their music?

    • @aspiringtentacle
      @aspiringtentacle 4 роки тому

      you still looking? the first song for the break is from Mikey Erg's solo record, I couldn't recognize the other songs/dunno; the band is called The LLC.

  • @ugle118
    @ugle118 8 років тому +1

    Best Episode EVER!!!!

  • @SamRaycraft
    @SamRaycraft 8 років тому +5

    I just saw one of the girls faces during part of this and she did not look amused. I just imagined she was brought there as a first date and that thought is hilarious to me.

    • @tuanjim799
      @tuanjim799 8 років тому +1

      She just got a text from her doctor that the tests came back positive, that's why she's bummed. I know her.

    • @tuanjim799
      @tuanjim799 8 років тому

      I'm not gonna say what the tests were looking for, or why her doctor just texts such sensitive information. It's just like.. reasons, ya know? He got reasons, trust me.

    • @jasooon9309
      @jasooon9309 3 роки тому

      @@tuanjim799 you don't know which girl he is talking about theres like 200 ppl

  • @IanDigges
    @IanDigges 8 років тому +1

    Please include the band name in the info in the future.

  • @benjamoore
    @benjamoore 8 років тому +4

    Keep it Chris Pete! :)

  • @coldknee
    @coldknee 8 років тому +6

    the bidet spray!

  • @StefanoRocks
    @StefanoRocks 8 років тому

    Do they have an uncensored episode

  • @MATTMAN92ish
    @MATTMAN92ish 8 років тому +1

    this is incredible

  • @KhorBaPeaceComesFromWithin
    @KhorBaPeaceComesFromWithin 7 років тому +1

    I can't believe they let that bidet part on TV.

  • @markgarcia4938
    @markgarcia4938 7 років тому +2

    how has not anyone noticed the cowboy in the background. hahah his reaction to not reacting to anything is great/ especially when murph started undressing. the cowboy was stone cold

  • @wombatus_rex6536
    @wombatus_rex6536 6 років тому +1

    I will give $4 and a 2 for 1 bagels coupon for an uncensored version of this!

  • @47wolfpack47
    @47wolfpack47 8 років тому

    The whole episode was just fantastic, so pumped to see Betsy Sodaro! Shithead the Space Goblin is the best thing in a long time

  • @maryhecht1550
    @maryhecht1550 6 років тому +1

    Lol he brushes his nose like I do, when I'm making a valid point, that is undeniable and I'm a 56 year old woman that loves music, like them. I only have like thousands of All-Time Favorite songs...Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's Deja Vue is my ultimate favorite album, every song on it is awesome!!! Yes; of course I love all genres of music and the Smiths being one of...

  • @knedy
    @knedy 8 років тому +1

    I have never heard a The Smiths or a Van Morrisey song on purpose, because I'm cooler than a cucumber in an eskimos butthole!

  • @klutchkrazy5717
    @klutchkrazy5717 7 років тому +1

    40:57 the worlds next meme please god make this happen hahahaha

  • @emmetLshavinski
    @emmetLshavinski 8 років тому +8

    I was really into Anne Smith and I'm against censorship but wow was I into her :)

    • @MoeMentos
      @MoeMentos 8 років тому

      She's f*¢¥¦€¶ sexy

    • @dankxng
      @dankxng 3 роки тому +2

      @@MoeMentos Seriously!! Who is she?!? I can't find anything on her online and i want more!!! She's my new crush!!

  • @sincubus
    @sincubus 8 років тому

    Came here for Pete, might give this show a shot, on UA-cam only

    • @Saliiraan
      @Saliiraan 8 років тому +1

      What else is going on in your life that only you care about?

  • @kennysmith1925
    @kennysmith1925 8 років тому +14

    the premise kinda fails when it's censored on youtube or the internet

    • @EclecticBuddha
      @EclecticBuddha 8 років тому +10

      Idk, the bleeps act as punch lines i think.

    • @kennysmith1925
      @kennysmith1925 8 років тому +1

      it annoyed me a little bit but that's why u have to see it live

    • @snavisTM
      @snavisTM 6 років тому

      It was censored on TV too, its got a delay on the live feed, no show is truly live anymore.

    • @RegstarRogstar
      @RegstarRogstar 6 років тому

      But then w/o it the jokes abt censorships wouldnt be delivered as well imo

    • @aspiringtentacle
      @aspiringtentacle 4 роки тому +1

      @@snavisTM it was live and uncut on Facebook when they recorded it, I saw that Murf bit uncensored even with the delay lmao

  • @justadude
    @justadude 8 років тому +72

    Goddammit, Distinctive Laugh, keep it down.

    • @SamRaycraft
      @SamRaycraft 8 років тому +7

      Right? fuck

    • @jb.stiehl
      @jb.stiehl 7 років тому +1

      The worst.

    • @fiftygallondrum
      @fiftygallondrum 7 років тому +4

      She sounds like she is just starting to cry, every single time she laughs. It is horrible.

  • @nicholasmcmahon8966
    @nicholasmcmahon8966 5 років тому

    What smiths song were they listening to?

    • @alessandroscuderi7300
      @alessandroscuderi7300 5 років тому +1

      Im pretty sure it was Shoplifters of World Unite. Thats what they jammed to in the full video.

  • @MoreBatteries
    @MoreBatteries 8 років тому +2

    @27:25 Slays me lmfao!

  • @KevinAgoncillo
    @KevinAgoncillo 8 років тому

    Pete Holmes classic moment at: 27:34 and I'm loving it! :D

  • @desiii420
    @desiii420 7 років тому +1

    18:40 for Pete's horrified reaction.

  • @srajuns3ify
    @srajuns3ify 6 років тому

    Is that Ben Folds sitting behind Geth?

  • @dawnmacaronicaporlinguasga7833
    @dawnmacaronicaporlinguasga7833 3 роки тому +1

    #chrisgethard is my spirit animal. Dawnie Macaroni. OUT!🍝🍝🍩🍩💐

  • @thearcademachine4107
    @thearcademachine4107 8 років тому

    F#@! Yea TheArcadeMachine Loves This Show! You Guys Are F#%$Ing Awesome!

  • @Rowsdow3r
    @Rowsdow3r 8 років тому +6

    Anne is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Or... Maybe I'm just projecting my feelings about Murf stripping. Probably both.

    • @MoeMentos
      @MoeMentos 8 років тому

      Those legs 😍

    • @dankxng
      @dankxng 3 роки тому +1

      I know!!! Who is she?!?! I can't find anything about her online anywhere!!

  • @DanielCarin
    @DanielCarin 8 років тому +1

    great. great great great.

  • @jeffgironda7217
    @jeffgironda7217 7 років тому

    Pete Holmes is the nicest guy in comedy and I love him.

  • @dawnmacaronicaporlinguasga7833
    @dawnmacaronicaporlinguasga7833 3 роки тому +1

    #chrisgethard BTW your wife ROCKS. 😍🍝🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🪗🪗🪗🪗🪗🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎹🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🎨🎨🎨🪕🎻🎺🎷🪘🪘🪘🪘🪘🎧🎧🎧🎤🎤🎤🎤🎬

  • @zacharymaneja1207
    @zacharymaneja1207 3 роки тому +1

    I love repeated that Murph nude moment and seeing everyone's reactions

  • @theinternet1424
    @theinternet1424 8 років тому

    Sh**head the Space goblin seems like the kind of guy I'd like to have beer with at the local bar.

  • @Indiegaze
    @Indiegaze 8 років тому +9

    Why the fuck is a show called "fuck censorship" censored? Half the show is just bleeps...

  • @RayleneSteves
    @RayleneSteves 7 років тому

    I can see why The Best Show rips on Pete Holmes so much now... I can't deal

  • @neon_one
    @neon_one 3 роки тому

    The guy in the red shirt at 38:20 made an abnormal effort to try and humiliate the host after getting busted. They probably didn't want him responsible for building props that guests interact with

    • @thepotatoclock
      @thepotatoclock 2 роки тому +2

      It's Jersey Dave. He's making it bosser.

  • @MCHENNEY
    @MCHENNEY 7 місяців тому +1

    unbleep it

  • @maryhecht1550
    @maryhecht1550 6 років тому

    Where's a hacker when you need one...

  • @dawnmacaronicaporlinguasga7833
    @dawnmacaronicaporlinguasga7833 3 роки тому

    #chrisgethard So Johnny Rigatoni just walked into the room and said I shouldn’t be stalking you but I made sure he understands it’s a NiCE kind of stalking. He just went back in his home pandemic office to work for the #rutgers with the plants and bugs. 🌱 🪴 🐜 🐛 🕷 #weirdosunite

  • @zoeedelman5112
    @zoeedelman5112 8 років тому +2

    Required viewing.

  • @EastCoastHC
    @EastCoastHC 8 років тому +3

    Tami Sagher holy shit!

  • @charityson3752
    @charityson3752 7 років тому

    I feel bad because every time he says The Smiths, I picture The Cure.

  • @JD-ub5ic
    @JD-ub5ic 7 років тому

    I feel like gethard needed a red flag at atleast 2 points. He succeeded in making himself more uncomfortable than anyone else.

  • @Beastmig3415
    @Beastmig3415 7 років тому

    Is this why fusion let the show go to tru?

  • @blakeyswagswag
    @blakeyswagswag 6 років тому

    Pete is on the offensive for once

  • @HexiConflagracimal
    @HexiConflagracimal 8 років тому +1

    "not on my own show"

  • @boxofzephyr7205
    @boxofzephyr7205 6 років тому

    I fedexed my underwear for $20 + shipping

  • @michaelb6349
    @michaelb6349 4 роки тому

    22:39...

  • @ffjederwob8696
    @ffjederwob8696 8 років тому

    dude thats frieza

  • @JeffRB
    @JeffRB 8 років тому

    does the hula hoop girl not stop

  • @wtf2537
    @wtf2537 8 років тому +29

    have lena on again to offend me

  • @snavisTM
    @snavisTM 6 років тому

    How is this fight against censorship effective when they themselves admitted everyone watching at home is hearing nothing but bleeps, lame.

    • @dankxng
      @dankxng 3 роки тому

      Do you not understand how basic cable works? lol

  • @dawnmacaronicaporlinguasga7833
    @dawnmacaronicaporlinguasga7833 3 роки тому

    #chrisgethard That last story was all true. Everyone thinks I make up all my TRUE stories because Dawn Macaroni-Rigatoni is an alter ego (coping mechanism) but every word I say is 💯 true.

  • @samuelbrook-williams1529
    @samuelbrook-williams1529 5 років тому +1

    That censor lady is cute.

  • @MrP1nk92
    @MrP1nk92 6 років тому +2

    If Gethard wants to really get punk and wild, he should get Eric Andre on here

  • @ryancerney341
    @ryancerney341 3 роки тому

    if pFT and post malone had a child