A Metaphor - The Fault in Our Stars

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  • @ChrizzUp
    @ChrizzUp Рік тому +91403

    Next he reveals the C4 strapped to his chest , but never detonates it because it’s a metaphor

    • @classyaf6379
      @classyaf6379 Рік тому +824

      🤣

    • @isaiahlopez6539
      @isaiahlopez6539 Рік тому +476

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Loading-lg6hs
      @Loading-lg6hs Рік тому +288

      💀😭😭😭😂

    • @Dmandadude
      @Dmandadude Рік тому +199

      😭💀😂😂😂

    • @amokriinprolgiid3409
      @amokriinprolgiid3409 Рік тому +473

      To be fair, without a blasting cap, C4 is basically just expensive clay. You can stomp on it, shoot it with a gun, light it on fire, etc, and it won't explode. It won't explode until jolted by another explosion. Aka, a blasting cap.

  • @-.Ascendant
    @-.Ascendant Рік тому +12853

    Me explaining to the federal agents that the pipe bomb they found in my basement is just a metaphor

    • @yoyo_dawg
      @yoyo_dawg Рік тому +98

      relatable

    • @RAMZAVFX
      @RAMZAVFX Рік тому +55

      ​@@yoyo_dawg real shit

    • @Roro.007
      @Roro.007 Рік тому +11

      Ayyyeeee I'm your 1k like, have a great day 🎉

    • @im.braylen
      @im.braylen Рік тому +13

      Me except toddlers

    • @stalwartteakettlepotato9879
      @stalwartteakettlepotato9879 Рік тому +27

      I assure you officer, all the materials needed to construct a cobalt dirty bomb you found in my basement are simply a metaphor about society.

  • @CatIsMad
    @CatIsMad Рік тому +4488

    "I never lit one."
    *Starts eating it*

  • @Just_Some_Clown
    @Just_Some_Clown Рік тому +1761

    “You see officer…that kilo of cocaine in my trunk is just a metaphor, for I’ve never once snorted.”

    • @theunholybanana4745
      @theunholybanana4745 Рік тому +25

      "you are aware that the crime is possession, we can't arrest you for anything if you've already snorted it"

    • @Just_Some_Clown
      @Just_Some_Clown Рік тому +14

      @@theunholybanana4745 TIS BUT A METAPHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @hakanyavas8533
      @hakanyavas8533 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Just_Some_ClownThis is why Monthy phython broke bad

    • @JesusLopez-cg2gq
      @JesusLopez-cg2gq Рік тому

      @@hakanyavas8533niga said broke bad as if people actually say that💀

    • @YGSlikK
      @YGSlikK 11 місяців тому +2

      Comment of the week award goes to you

  • @chom6096
    @chom6096 Рік тому +9865

    “No officer I only keep this crack and pipe with me as a metaphor, it can’t actually hurt you unless you light it”

  • @LivingGuy484
    @LivingGuy484 Рік тому +4826

    Definitely one of those "I'm 13 and this is deep" moments

    • @bananamontana3956
      @bananamontana3956 Рік тому +14

      Yuh

    • @brettjohnson536
      @brettjohnson536 Рік тому +10

      Definitely 😂

    • @me-ob7yw
      @me-ob7yw Рік тому +16

      r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @shaiburgesshylton1179
      @shaiburgesshylton1179 Рік тому

      Bruh stop making fun of 13 year old just for the sake of it, it's actually so fucking annoying

    • @mbomb1126
      @mbomb1126 Рік тому +54

      What's kinda cool is John Green actually talked about just that and how the actual deep meaning is that he doesn't control the thing that does the killing

  • @showmethem5ney
    @showmethem5ney Рік тому +9317

    Then she finds out it’s not even a real cigarette, it’s cake.

  • @MEWNPIE
    @MEWNPIE Рік тому +6265

    "I've never lit one.."😌
    *injects herion*

    • @wujek7616
      @wujek7616 Рік тому +158

      who the fuck is herion

    • @Escape_the_matrix001
      @Escape_the_matrix001 Рік тому

      ​@@wujek7616nothing kid go watch cocomelon

    • @Syna999
      @Syna999 Рік тому +100

      @@wujek7616 my great great grandpappy

    • @NissanUSA-ET
      @NissanUSA-ET Рік тому +38

      ​@@wujek7616 a fatal drug that you inject through your arm😊

    • @MemerNerd
      @MemerNerd Рік тому +38

      ​@@NissanUSA-ETNo, that's heroine, tf is herion

  • @cormaclynch3680
    @cormaclynch3680 2 роки тому +39544

    For some reason I really wanted to see him just start eating it.

  • @2slow45-
    @2slow45- Рік тому +18456

    It’s a metaphor, I’m on the toilet but I’m not shitting

    • @MrDeath-mx6lo
      @MrDeath-mx6lo Рік тому

      And the shit is always on your ass because you don’t wipe it , it’s a metaphor you put the thing that stinks right between your cheeks but never give it the power to be clean a metaphor

    • @ejgaming901
      @ejgaming901 Рік тому +199

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @josephstalin4905
      @josephstalin4905 Рік тому +76

      Legend

    • @nomadichef216
      @nomadichef216 Рік тому +87

      Doing that rn💀

    • @B1-387
      @B1-387 Рік тому +35

      Bro, how did he say exactly what I’m doing. Two months ago?!?!

  • @coolrobinxx22r88
    @coolrobinxx22r88 Рік тому +15278

    I stay on the toilet for hours on end, but I don’t shit. It’s a metaphor.

    • @SanjanaRanasingha
      @SanjanaRanasingha Рік тому +56

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jacobdennison968
      @jacobdennison968 Рік тому +330

      Think you’re confusing a metaphor and constipation there man

    • @Xantrahx
      @Xantrahx Рік тому +58

      Nah bro you're just addicted to subway surfers or tiktok at that point

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn Рік тому +37

      Well you definitely got hemroids now

    • @SanjanaRanasingha
      @SanjanaRanasingha Рік тому +13

      @@hexbrennisteinn damn man u scaring me 😨

  • @Fentmaxxer5000
    @Fentmaxxer5000 Рік тому +275

    Me explaining to my lawyer that carrying five sticks of dynamite inside a children's hospital is a metaphor.

    • @srishtysharma
      @srishtysharma 11 місяців тому +5

      John Green is taking notes

  • @Clone-replica-npc
    @Clone-replica-npc Рік тому +1804

    “Why have you shoved a loaded 44 magnum down your throat, are you crazy!?”
    “(Muffled) It’s a metaphor”

    • @yeppers-ow8nf
      @yeppers-ow8nf Рік тому +8

      It would be a metaphor if it was unloaded

    • @linusbrendel
      @linusbrendel Рік тому +1

      Lol I was thinking the same thing!!!

    • @jovandragas8734
      @jovandragas8734 Рік тому +2

      @@yeppers-ow8nfbut then it doesn’t have the power to hurt you, just a paperweight

  • @Roguesaturn
    @Roguesaturn Рік тому +724

    He highjacked the plane, but never crashed it. Because it’s a metaphor

  • @jimbowgaming4287
    @jimbowgaming4287 Рік тому +240

    "I once had a turd in the shape of a fish, metapohor" -draxs the destroyer

  • @MigDonalds4235
    @MigDonalds4235 Рік тому +1032

    “I have this gun pointed at your head but I never pulled the trigger. See? It’s a metaphor” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @G4niTr
    @G4niTr Рік тому +1554

    I stepped in the shower, but didn't turn the shower knob.
    It's a metaphor.

    • @JoahTheThread5ive
      @JoahTheThread5ive Рік тому +18

      "You get inside the thing that cleans you, but you never give it the power to clean you".

    • @Carsaboy
      @Carsaboy Рік тому +8

      I know this one!! This is called the redditor

    • @frank8361
      @frank8361 Рік тому +5

      I shit and dont wipe its a metaphor

    • @IAteSoap2092
      @IAteSoap2092 Рік тому +1

      @@CarsaboyI’m dead 💀 best comment

    • @reynaldsmalachi-re4jf
      @reynaldsmalachi-re4jf Рік тому

      My girlfriend takes a bath but then I sh*t on her, it’s a metaphor

  • @neonryder8897
    @neonryder8897 Рік тому +2370

    I pissed myself roughly 20 minutes ago I haven't changed pants because it's a metaphor

    • @DC.edit347
      @DC.edit347 Рік тому +4

      😂🤣😂🤣fr frs

    • @Nihilus1025
      @Nihilus1025 Рік тому +3

      LMFAO I'm Abt to piss myself after reading your comment 😂😂

    • @moredumbthanu
      @moredumbthanu Рік тому

      Doesn't even make sense to be a metaphor, your just talking out your front hole😂

    • @lawrence2992
      @lawrence2992 Рік тому

      Technically having a dick is a metaphor because you have yet to piss yourself, but at any given point, you can suddenly soak oneself from sudden excretions.

    • @LionOTB
      @LionOTB Рік тому +6

      @@moredumbthanuno bro its a metaphor

  • @Dot_1
    @Dot_1 Рік тому +722

    You see i point the gun to my head, but i never give it a power to kill me. A metaphor 🙌

    • @Shadowblitz2
      @Shadowblitz2 Рік тому +10

      .... No bullets💀

    • @APersonWithAPlan
      @APersonWithAPlan Рік тому

      Nobody cares if your suicidal call a hotline that’s not our problem stop attention seeking weirdo.

    • @APersonWithAPlan
      @APersonWithAPlan Рік тому

      Nobody cares about your issues idiot

    • @b521111
      @b521111 6 місяців тому

      Personaaaa !

  • @Ivory_Knight91
    @Ivory_Knight91 Рік тому +7723

    Like when you stick the needle in your arm but don’t inject the heroin. Because it’s a metaphor.

    • @KD6-3005
      @KD6-3005 Рік тому +388

      I call it edging my addiction 😩

    • @matthewphilipp6115
      @matthewphilipp6115 Рік тому +16

      ​@@KD6-3005 😈

    • @invinciblebeast1915
      @invinciblebeast1915 Рік тому +15

      @@matthewphilipp6115 🌚

    • @HoriaM29
      @HoriaM29 Рік тому +11

      ​@@invinciblebeast1915 🌝

    • @enriquesuarez7113
      @enriquesuarez7113 Рік тому +26

      ahh thanks for giving us a more relatable day to day alternative, easier to understand now

  • @zdvxr
    @zdvxr Рік тому +6648

    Man rizzed his way out of that by lying.

    • @michaelhenderson6786
      @michaelhenderson6786 Рік тому +35

      Lmfao 🤣

    • @knightshadowhimself
      @knightshadowhimself Рік тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @bojuu
      @bojuu Рік тому

      ironic because i genuinely just wanted to fucking punch this mfs teeth out for the whole duration of the video. "love interests" with this kind of personality are so incredibly annoying

    • @klausschwab9828
      @klausschwab9828 Рік тому +62

      He capitulated to the womans attempt to control his behavioyr and now she has no respect for him.

    • @bertiebots1106
      @bertiebots1106 Рік тому +99

      ​@Klaus Schwab tf are you on about lol

  • @faroresdragn818
    @faroresdragn818 Рік тому +3713

    "it's a metaphor"
    "That is the dumbest shit I ever heard. I am even more turned off than when I thought you were a smoker."

    • @Yourboymario
      @Yourboymario Рік тому +4

      What’s the movie title

    • @faroresdragn818
      @faroresdragn818 Рік тому +11

      @@Yourboymario the fault in our stars

    • @thelastmanonearth2631
      @thelastmanonearth2631 Рік тому +65

      ​@@Yourboymario Sappy Aughts Teen Movie With Terrible Writing 7. They made dozens of them.

    • @FREEZETODEATH
      @FREEZETODEATH Рік тому +1

      😹😹😹

    • @thelastmanonearth2631
      @thelastmanonearth2631 Рік тому +10

      @Shrek Enthusiast I'm from Indy. It was inescapable back then. It's "good" writing like Harry Potter is "good" writing. Great if you're a child or a simpleton. Just cheesy and stupid if you're anyone else 🤷‍♂️

  • @samuelvillegas7635
    @samuelvillegas7635 Рік тому +141

    Bro pulled that shit right out of his ass 😂

  • @OsamaBinBussin
    @OsamaBinBussin Рік тому +9502

    Then he pulls out a condom, but then indeed it is only a metaphor and never used it.

  • @melanqol
    @melanqol Рік тому +386

    I wish he just lit the cigarette straight after delivering the line

  • @PUNKIN31st
    @PUNKIN31st Рік тому +964

    Thought quick on his feet once he realized he forgot his lighter.

    • @svenning2396
      @svenning2396 Рік тому +8

      lmao

    • @Fstop313
      @Fstop313 Рік тому +11

      I like this theory 😂 because the fuckin “metaphor” stuff is corny as hell.

    • @SBDdauntless
      @SBDdauntless Рік тому +3

      You can tell he doesn’t smoke because who puts a cig between their teeth? Slobbering all over the filter, mmmmmm moist cigarette my favorite

    • @TheWubbit
      @TheWubbit Рік тому +1

      He lit that cigarette as soon as she left

    • @reynaldsmalachi-re4jf
      @reynaldsmalachi-re4jf Рік тому

      In my experience if you’re not smoking then you’re eating them

  • @JaStrykr0
    @JaStrykr0 Рік тому +60

    I look at the bed, but dont sleep
    Its a flipping metaphor

  • @hound3840
    @hound3840 Рік тому +601

    The revolver aimed to the roof of my mouth… a metaphor

  • @kinja9816
    @kinja9816 Рік тому +3076

    Man really gaslighted her out of that situation 😂

    • @SnartLord
      @SnartLord Рік тому +100

      Bro just learned the word “gaslight”

    • @sunesunee879
      @sunesunee879 Рік тому +11

      ​@@SnartLord
      Can U explain porfavor, me no comprende Gaslighting

    • @Agustin_Leal
      @Agustin_Leal Рік тому +53

      ​@@sunesunee879When for your own advantage you manipulate someone into believing something that happened in the past was not the way they remember.

    • @arcticvoid518
      @arcticvoid518 Рік тому +52

      @@sunesunee879 Exhibit A:
      Susan: You're gaslighting me!
      Dave: Gaslighting isn't even a real thing! You made it up just like when you accused me of sleeping with your mom!
      Susan: I-- what?

    • @cellus2k3-music
      @cellus2k3-music Рік тому

      ​@@SnartLord your lame

  • @GHOST49759
    @GHOST49759 Рік тому +5931

    Brings a gun to school but never shoots it because it's a metaphor.

    • @peruna_16
      @peruna_16 Рік тому +24

      Can relate

    • @DanklingBS
      @DanklingBS Рік тому +36

      Yeah I wanted to impress my ELA teacher with this metaphor but I got expelled from school from some reason 🤷‍♂️

    • @drunkcaptain2478
      @drunkcaptain2478 Рік тому +4

      I took a whole knife kit... Got expelled too

    • @GHOST49759
      @GHOST49759 Рік тому +1

      @@DanklingBS see I wonder if someone where to take colt single actions to school completely empty of bullets to only do tricks ith them like spinning and stuff wonder how they'll react probably the same.

    • @jamesfrey6136
      @jamesfrey6136 Рік тому +1

      No I think that's a meme

  • @ashglaze7267
    @ashglaze7267 Рік тому +291

    "And then I told her it was a metaphor, she completely bought it I smoke in secret now"

  • @jcd221
    @jcd221 Рік тому +86

    Starting the car and looking cool without having a drivers license. It's a *metaphor*

    • @Purple_Palace.
      @Purple_Palace. Рік тому +1

      That one’s personal 😂

    • @mattjack3983
      @mattjack3983 8 місяців тому

      I drove for almost a whole 2 years without a driver's license. Lol it wasn't really a metaphor tho. I was actually driving without a license.

  • @tanzenuanchorgreenps7864
    @tanzenuanchorgreenps7864 Рік тому +1007

    Me explaining why the button that releases a nuke on japan was in my basement: "It's a metaphor"

  • @hopeful4243
    @hopeful4243 Рік тому +24825

    I do that too. But I instead do it with a glock. People give me the weirdest looks

    • @rv_9871
      @rv_9871 Рік тому +143

      😂😂

    • @pavanshanbhag8633
      @pavanshanbhag8633 Рік тому +282

      U put it between ur teeth?!!

    • @hopeful4243
      @hopeful4243 Рік тому +464

      @@pavanshanbhag8633 yeah dude, hence the horrified looks of people 😂

    • @msdclips4284
      @msdclips4284 Рік тому +24

      😂😂😂

    • @enit5915
      @enit5915 Рік тому +20

      Bro😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ashmitbajpai390
    @ashmitbajpai390 Рік тому +10954

    Bro was quick with the excuse, i bet he threw the lighter away when she wasn’t looking

  • @ZenTimeStudios
    @ZenTimeStudios Рік тому +43

    Me trying to gaslight my father if he caught me lighting a smoke 😂

  • @shiro.3249
    @shiro.3249 Рік тому +6601

    When dad finds cigarettes in my pocket
    Me:

    • @Hatkar0
      @Hatkar0 Рік тому +229

      Le me: its a metaphor
      Le dad: and this is a metaphorical belt too 😏

    • @blackpaint9093
      @blackpaint9093 Рік тому +13

      Why is this so relatable 😭😭😭

    • @waterdroplets1627
      @waterdroplets1627 Рік тому +40

      Dad : "bet the smell of smoke in your breath is also a metaphor eh kid? "

    • @Kiytte
      @Kiytte Рік тому +6

      It a metaphor 🧙‍♂️

    • @leoking2386
      @leoking2386 Рік тому +13

      Dad: This shoe doesn't hurt you unless i throw it at you, and now i giveth my shoe that power!!

  • @half-lifescientist5184
    @half-lifescientist5184 Рік тому +2834

    He stole Government Files, but never leaked them, because it's a Metaphor.

    • @bibek.choudhury
      @bibek.choudhury Рік тому +3

      Movie name?

    • @gabbygabs9220
      @gabbygabs9220 Рік тому +2

      @@bibek.choudhuryThe Fault In Our Stars

    • @anonymousx6651
      @anonymousx6651 Рік тому +7

      The FBI currently has a rifle pointed at him, but they won't shoot, it's a metaphor

    • @funynonsence
      @funynonsence Рік тому

      @@anonymousx6651I mean … your both not wrong

    • @An_Anubis_76
      @An_Anubis_76 Рік тому +2

      War Thunder player spotted

  • @GanjaGuy710
    @GanjaGuy710 Рік тому +4786

    Then she walks away and he immediately lights it. Classic

  • @allanaerickson6274
    @allanaerickson6274 Рік тому +163

    The comment section on this video is pure gold. 🤣🤣
    Pls like this so every time I get a notification, I can come back to this peak comedy right here.

    • @reynaldsmalachi-re4jf
      @reynaldsmalachi-re4jf Рік тому +3

      I work at a strip club, but I’ve never taken off my cloths, it’s a metaphor

    • @reynaldsmalachi-re4jf
      @reynaldsmalachi-re4jf Рік тому

      I’m a hooker, but I’ve never slept with anyone before, it’s a metaphor

    • @reynaldsmalachi-re4jf
      @reynaldsmalachi-re4jf Рік тому +2

      I’m on a strict diet, but I only eat chocolate fudge, it’s a metaphor

    • @reynaldsmalachi-re4jf
      @reynaldsmalachi-re4jf Рік тому +1

      I have cancer, but I’ve never gone on chemo, it’s a metaphor

    • @reynaldsmalachi-re4jf
      @reynaldsmalachi-re4jf Рік тому +3

      I stranded myself in the desert with only a bottle of water, but I’ll never drink it, it’s a metaphor

  • @alwinw64
    @alwinw64 Рік тому +2116

    Every teenager when getting caught by thier parents 😂

    • @ghstyyt4918
      @ghstyyt4918 Рік тому

      every is an overstatement, pal. never had a cigarette once and never will. the ignorance lies with you heavily especially saying every teenager, but not every single one is a fuck up likewise doing so.

    • @darkshadow34xhakz36
      @darkshadow34xhakz36 Рік тому +4

      Lmfao man 😂😂😂 this needs more likes f-ing gold also NO COMMENTS ILL FIX THAT

    • @inokivisumi9776
      @inokivisumi9776 Рік тому +1

      A metaphor 😂😂

    • @ElvesRreal
      @ElvesRreal Рік тому +4

      No listen mom it's just a metaph-
      *WHACK!

    • @kjack3032
      @kjack3032 Рік тому +1

      Lol that was actually really funny 😂

  • @m.g.6394
    @m.g.6394 Рік тому +2197

    "Sorry FBI but the bomb on my luggage isn't a danger to anyone. It won't kill anyone unless I click the red button and detonate it. *IT'S JUST A METAPHOR BRO* "

    • @horothewisewolf5436
      @horothewisewolf5436 Рік тому +2

      A bomb is unstable and able to kill without human intervention, A cigarette does not have this power.
      Tone is impossible to tell with words alone.

    • @FrankSaleem
      @FrankSaleem Рік тому +7

      @@horothewisewolf5436 joke

    • @Dom-bm3jj
      @Dom-bm3jj Рік тому +4

      ​@@horothewisewolf5436c4 without a blasting cap is just very expensive clay and it cannot explode unless something else explodes next to it

    • @sageex3931
      @sageex3931 Рік тому +1

      😂

    • @ferasmunnam3862
      @ferasmunnam3862 Рік тому +1

      ​@@horothewisewolf5436understand a joke

  • @sassafrasproductions1762
    @sassafrasproductions1762 Рік тому +216

    This is the definition of “I’m 14 and this is deep”

    • @kitsune9797
      @kitsune9797 Рік тому +2

      Not really lol

    • @solidsalt3412
      @solidsalt3412 Рік тому +3

      ​@@kitsune9797 yes really lol

    • @BaxsStudios
      @BaxsStudios Рік тому +3

      ​@@kitsune9797it is because it actually isnt even a metaphor

    • @kitsune9797
      @kitsune9797 Рік тому +6

      @@BaxsStudios "Put the thing that does the killing in-between your teeth, but never give it the power" seems pretty metaphorical to me though. A powerless killer isn't a killer, and things/people can only have power if you let them. At least that's how I interpreted this scene, but everyone has their own opinions

  • @Parker_8
    @Parker_8 Рік тому +21

    Just cause I have a kid in my basement doesn’t mean I hurt it.
    Remember, it’s just a metaphor.

  • @brolyisracist4875
    @brolyisracist4875 Рік тому +2144

    Me explaining to my parents that the slave I keep in the basement is a metaphor

    • @brolyisracist4875
      @brolyisracist4875 Рік тому +18

      @@whyme732 lucky

    • @johndoe4110
      @johndoe4110 Рік тому +6

      I cackled

    • @gang1798
      @gang1798 Рік тому +4

      @@whyme732 Django 👁👄👁
      👉🔫

    • @Jaleng368
      @Jaleng368 Рік тому +4

      I’m getting thirsty in here man 😊

    • @brolyisracist4875
      @brolyisracist4875 Рік тому +1

      @@Jaleng368 I already gave you a drop of water, complain again and I'll whip you 😀

  • @moth_milk
    @moth_milk Рік тому +1905

    i shit my pants daily, but i never clean the shit stains because it’s a metaphor

    • @gastis4689
      @gastis4689 Рік тому +6

      this comment wins

    • @moth_milk
      @moth_milk Рік тому

      @@gastis4689:)

    • @Inkulabi
      @Inkulabi Рік тому +6

      They don't actually hurt you unless you wipe them 😂

    • @siltstrider6812
      @siltstrider6812 Рік тому +2

      That's deep, man. 😕

    • @Fish3h
      @Fish3h Рік тому +2

      I'm dying

  • @owikawika5514
    @owikawika5514 Рік тому +968

    I shit my pants, u see its a metaphor

    • @Steppz_1090
      @Steppz_1090 Рік тому

      Let’s see how many subscribers I can get currently I’m at 1

    • @Aishawas9islam
      @Aishawas9islam Рік тому +10

      I’ve been having a shitty weak so far. this comment is for you homie 🍻 had me laughing till my ribs hurt

    • @xyula8594
      @xyula8594 Рік тому

      Everybody knows the rules

    • @kevinmahaley4916
      @kevinmahaley4916 Рік тому +3

      Who shit my pants 🕵‍♂️

    • @cosmicfreedom6568
      @cosmicfreedom6568 Рік тому

      Why would you shit in my pants mister, this metaphor is personal now.

  • @ky3518
    @ky3518 Рік тому +13

    "I kept a beer in the cup holder of my car, but i never drank them, its a metaphor"

  • @JohnWarhammer40000
    @JohnWarhammer40000 Рік тому +485

    I stand in front of my tv and watch it for hours. The tv isn’t actually working, its a metaphor

    • @eforeverything4347
      @eforeverything4347 Рік тому

      No I think you might just be schizophrenic

    • @CuriaYT
      @CuriaYT Рік тому

      It’s not a metaphor it’s a mental illness. My good sir you have schizophrenia

  • @aridavis4717
    @aridavis4717 Рік тому +398

    Me explaining to my parents why I have 120 pounds of Cocaine underneath my bed

  • @satspoopi5704
    @satspoopi5704 Рік тому +419

    Me telling the cop that me speeding at 90 mph is a metaphor

    • @hellol3499
      @hellol3499 Рік тому +9

      I was speeding but I never really hit anybody
      it’s a metaphor

    • @gmcfiftythreee
      @gmcfiftythreee Рік тому +3

      Bro was gonna out of a ticket by saying “it’s a metaphor, it doesn’t actually kill you.” And the cop says… “sir get outta the car, drop yuh pants, and spread yuh butt cheeks” 😭🤣

  • @benjaminforenz7536
    @benjaminforenz7536 Рік тому +12

    I Keep my Toaster next to my bath tub, as a metaphor. but after seeing this I think its about time

  • @Soggybread300
    @Soggybread300 Рік тому +116

    It‘s like holding a family at gunpoint but not pulling the trigger. A metaphor

  • @achillesis8521
    @achillesis8521 Рік тому +367

    You know my mans lit that right as soon as she left.

    • @prodegycruz
      @prodegycruz Рік тому +1

      Whole time lol

    • @dickhousepros
      @dickhousepros Рік тому +3

      She got him stressin 🚬😮‍💨

    • @griery
      @griery 3 місяці тому

      no he didnt u needa watch the movie😹😹😹😹

  • @Bridgemaster
    @Bridgemaster Рік тому +601

    Basically he’s saying he wants to look cool

    • @donthemailman
      @donthemailman Рік тому

      Kid woke up and chose autism 💀

    • @WizardofToemountaint
      @WizardofToemountaint Рік тому +5

      He’s a cornball

    • @enriquesuarez7113
      @enriquesuarez7113 Рік тому +6

      can u blame him tho, u gotta get any rizz points u can get

    • @619Vital
      @619Vital Рік тому +5

      I don't think so.. Maybe, But I used to do this too when I quit smoking. And I was all alone in my house. You know how they say half the addiction is just having something to do? Having an unlit cig in your mouth really does help deal with the craving, So long as you have the discipline to tell yourself you are not going to light it

    • @sickcloud1440
      @sickcloud1440 Рік тому

      ​@619Vital I currently smoke but doing this helps me put it off longer. glad to know I'm not the only one doing it

  • @AspenAndQunlin
    @AspenAndQunlin 2 місяці тому +1

    We still have people like this..

  • @Iam18
    @Iam18 Рік тому +1675

    dude buys 20 packs of cigarettes a week and throws all his money to the nicotine companies just for a metaphor.

    • @julianwagner5409
      @julianwagner5409 Рік тому +48

      You know you don’t have to buy more, unless you smoke it lmao

    • @Tommy_GTR
      @Tommy_GTR Рік тому +1

      @@julianwagner5409 of course you do . Every time you pull one out in public someone’s asking for one

    • @drgrey7026
      @drgrey7026 Рік тому +10

      @@julianwagner5409 they ware out

    • @salvadorcastillo4537
      @salvadorcastillo4537 Рік тому +6

      ​@@drgrey7026 it doesn't matter if you don't smoke them. It would take almost up to a year for the whole pack to ware out of any

    • @drgrey7026
      @drgrey7026 Рік тому

      @@salvadorcastillo4537 ok here's a hint of how quickly it would wear out, role some paper put it in your mouth, see how long I lasts, that's how quickly a cigarette would go away

  • @Daniel-Deshaun
    @Daniel-Deshaun Рік тому +8495

    14 yr old me thought this was deep. 22 yr old me is cringing

    • @luckyluke4276
      @luckyluke4276 Рік тому +342

      Yeah fr, this movie is much more cringe than I remembered

    • @mylobage
      @mylobage Рік тому +151

      You’re 22, that’s plenty enough cringe. It’ll make sense again when you’re older. Give your brain time to develop.

    • @idiotsavant8847
      @idiotsavant8847 Рік тому

      @@mylobage i’m 45 and this shit is ass

    • @Gerald-of-Riviera
      @Gerald-of-Riviera Рік тому +470

      ​@@mylobage I don't think you know what cringe means

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 Рік тому +266

      ​@@mylobage I'm 30 and it's still cringe... then again it's a movie about teenagers for teenagers so i guess that was the point

  • @g4chagamer640
    @g4chagamer640 Рік тому +175

    I jump off a cliff, but I don't pull out my parachute.
    It's a metaphor.

  • @Tantheman.
    @Tantheman. Рік тому +15

    ¨Officers I swear it was a metaphor!¨

  • @zaqr7222
    @zaqr7222 Рік тому +105

    Me explaining to the principal that the M16 in my backpack is just a metaphor:

    • @somedorkydude6483
      @somedorkydude6483 Рік тому

      Gross you use the m16 I use a musket like the professionals
      And an m4 when that fails

    • @monster0177
      @monster0177 Рік тому

      ⁠@@somedorkydude6483me personally i rock a m2 browning

  • @zeablade9072
    @zeablade9072 Рік тому +106

    "SIR, IT WAS A METAPHOR I SWEAR"

  • @crispycrimson6448
    @crispycrimson6448 Рік тому +912

    God I watched this with my girlfriend and I remember her snuggled into my chest and tearing up at this scene and I paused the movie and just went "...that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard" we didn't last

    • @jumanahidris2973
      @jumanahidris2973 Рік тому +6

      WHO THE FUCK PAUSES A MOVIE TO MAKE A COMMENT YOU HEATHEN

    • @Mjverse4love
      @Mjverse4love Рік тому +31

      You hurt her feelings.

    • @bobdylan1968
      @bobdylan1968 Рік тому +3

      Wow, yeah this scene is stupid but you're an ass. Id never.

    • @jav1er2k
      @jav1er2k Рік тому +85

      You’re right though dude. What he said has nothing to do with a metaphor lmaoo

    • @spycenrice8108
      @spycenrice8108 Рік тому +14

      I can see why.

  • @gloxost
    @gloxost Рік тому +5

    "See there are 4 snipers pointed at us right now but i am not giving them the order to shoot. A metephor"

  • @Madame_cherry_artisticsoul
    @Madame_cherry_artisticsoul Рік тому +342

    These comments really passed the vibe 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I really can't stop laughing 😂😂

  • @Hi-wi4pu
    @Hi-wi4pu Рік тому +70

    If someone did that IRL everyone would think hes a moron

  • @Sgt_Frosty
    @Sgt_Frosty Рік тому +275

    I bet he would make a good getaway driver

    • @mayomenace2636
      @mayomenace2636 Рік тому +1

      😂😂

    • @animaltaglits
      @animaltaglits Рік тому +2

      Nah he's way too infantile

    • @Meli-xu3xy
      @Meli-xu3xy Рік тому +3

      He is in the movie Baby Driver

    • @animaltaglits
      @animaltaglits Рік тому +17

      @@Meli-xu3xy ridiculous. How can a baby get a driver's license?

    • @Sgt_Frosty
      @Sgt_Frosty Рік тому

      @@Meli-xu3xy ik thats the joke😂😂

  • @stupid785
    @stupid785 Рік тому +40

    I let it crust, but I look at toilet paper in my hands while doing so. It’s a metaphor

  • @JohnRambo1947-July-6th
    @JohnRambo1947-July-6th Рік тому +270

    "No officer, I only give my wife golden showers as a metaphor, to show her it can't hurt her."

  • @ephemera9767
    @ephemera9767 Рік тому +1933

    He’s literally me but I do it with my gun while crying in the mirror

    • @danzho6442
      @danzho6442 Рік тому +72

      God damn 😂 that was a good one. Jokes aside, hope you're doing okay 👍

    • @ShareefBalak101Taka
      @ShareefBalak101Taka Рік тому +4

      Dayum bro

    • @jitbrady7158
      @jitbrady7158 Рік тому +29

      You good bro?

    • @Buugzy
      @Buugzy Рік тому +5

      He blew his head off💀💀😂

    • @mayuko7042
      @mayuko7042 Рік тому +2

      Ok calm down Ronnie Mcnutt

  • @matyarsonic4254
    @matyarsonic4254 Рік тому +140

    "I do that with razors.
    I cut, but don't let it kill me."

    • @neroke6415
      @neroke6415 Рік тому +6

      Get help if you're doing this

    • @matyarsonic4254
      @matyarsonic4254 Рік тому +27

      @@neroke6415 it's a metaphor.

    • @samrielapusaga6748
      @samrielapusaga6748 Рік тому +3

      ​@@matyarsonic4254😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alassuslune6193
      @alassuslune6193 Рік тому +5

      as a self harmer who went clean, you should stop man that shit wack

    • @hellol3499
      @hellol3499 Рік тому +1

      @@alassuslune6193 but that shit feel gooood

  • @sania...
    @sania... Місяць тому +1

    That "oohhh mann" had me😁

  • @jinjasdiorlocket
    @jinjasdiorlocket Рік тому +423

    *carries a bag of c0ke but never sn0rts it* "a metaphor🥰"

    • @ohn9ne
      @ohn9ne Рік тому +6

      I don't like Coke I just like the way it smells

    • @FenzFendi357
      @FenzFendi357 Рік тому +1

      @@ohn9neit smells good

    • @shanethompson2734
      @shanethompson2734 Рік тому +1

      Don’t worry officer it’s just my metaphor cocaine!

  • @_Drain
    @_Drain Рік тому +10

    "I didn't give it the power, officer. I only flashed her. You see, it's a metaphor."

  • @ewanfraser
    @ewanfraser Рік тому +775

    It’s not a metaphor. It’s just stupid. Walking around with a cigarette you never smoke will get soggy and stale and be difficult to keep from breaking…it’s just stupid. Maybe not a stupid as actually smoking but it’s debatable.

    • @AudreysKitchen
      @AudreysKitchen Рік тому +52

      It is dumb lol. But he's a teenager. Teenagers are dumb.
      I still like the movie

    • @idontevenknow8024
      @idontevenknow8024 Рік тому +18

      It's a method for smokers to help them stop smoking.

    • @alexandermarinov4048
      @alexandermarinov4048 Рік тому +2

      Just throw the soggy cig and get a new one?

    • @unbanned6175
      @unbanned6175 Рік тому +6

      Actually, smoking at least makes you look like you don't care, which gives off some sort of cool vibes.

    • @Skrunk.
      @Skrunk. Рік тому

      teah maybe if you put your wet ass donkey lips on it. Not everyone has uncontrollably slobbery mouths like you, ya fuckin mutt.

  • @daultonryan2146
    @daultonryan2146 Рік тому +3

    "You see even though its a grenade, I didnt pull the pin so its not deadly."
    "A metaphor..."

  • @kavishrajnandanshukla3572
    @kavishrajnandanshukla3572 Рік тому +1008

    this is the corniest scene I've ever seen

    • @Mikigator
      @Mikigator Рік тому +1

      You don’t know what corny is

    • @biggienorm420
      @biggienorm420 Рік тому +25

      ​@redwatcher5588 if you don't think that this scene is corny, your a teenager...

    • @ayouberrajraji1538
      @ayouberrajraji1538 Рік тому

      What movie is this?

    • @asherujudo7383
      @asherujudo7383 Рік тому +6

      It wouldn't work in a movie about adults, but for a teenage romance movie, it works just fine. If you watch the Breakfast Club or any other classic high school movies and compare them to movies for adults, they screen like cheesy crap. But they work for their genre, and that's all that matters.

    • @mehmetabdullah250
      @mehmetabdullah250 Рік тому +5

      ​@@asherujudo7383 makes sense

  • @TCreel
    @TCreel Рік тому +206

    But I do it with a shotgun and my wife leaves me

    • @invinciblebeast1915
      @invinciblebeast1915 Рік тому

      Bro thought this shit ass comment was funny 💀💀💀

    • @Ceraxes3221
      @Ceraxes3221 Рік тому

      💀

    • @keelhaul17
      @keelhaul17 Рік тому

      It's cool wen they do it. It's a problem wen do it. Fuck it

    • @colts2678
      @colts2678 Рік тому

      Yup this is the last one for me 😂😂 laughed way too hard at that

  • @shely_D7vil
    @shely_D7vil Рік тому +19

    the way this guy just laughs and looks away while the girl is sincerely trying to talk to him makes me want to SCREAM

    • @somedorkydude6483
      @somedorkydude6483 Рік тому +10

      he is talking to her but he looks away it's a metaphor

  • @Batx0123LOLXD
    @Batx0123LOLXD 9 місяців тому +1

    “You see officer… that money I stole is just a metaphor, I never spent it.”

  • @ToyDirigible
    @ToyDirigible Рік тому +542

    I bet someone thought that was really deep

    • @monstroli
      @monstroli Рік тому

      john green

    • @arifahmedkhan9999
      @arifahmedkhan9999 Рік тому +35

      I kinda did, ngl.
      It's more of a good save than deep tho.

    • @Wannabe_hero
      @Wannabe_hero Рік тому +22

      I did but then I went to the comments and I started dying 😂

    • @macb8675
      @macb8675 Рік тому +8

      Pov middle school girls

    • @probablynotmal8436
      @probablynotmal8436 Рік тому +1

      No it literally is though, idk how people don’t get it

  • @JPmax4ever
    @JPmax4ever Рік тому +12

    I love reading all the comments, clowning the scene from something I have never seen once in my life before

  • @user-eq8fi4hz5r
    @user-eq8fi4hz5r Рік тому +907

    He’s still paying for the cigarettes and giving cigarette corporations money

    • @102LoveDove
      @102LoveDove Рік тому +51

      Yea but considering he never lights them I think he only ever bought one pack

    • @arindammishra2922
      @arindammishra2922 Рік тому +11

      ​@@102LoveDove yeah he only buys one pack

    • @arindammishra2922
      @arindammishra2922 Рік тому +8

      ​@@102LoveDove it's written in the book

    • @iliilliliiliilliliiliillil9137
      @iliilliliiliilliliiliillil9137 Рік тому

      What a stupid comment. Do you people just post anything that manifests in your head?

    • @PheenX
      @PheenX Рік тому

      WOW SUCH A GOOD OBSERVATION
      THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS
      I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS IN A MILLION YEARS

  • @AutoSearPin
    @AutoSearPin Рік тому +4

    No officer, the scales and baggies are just a metaphor

  • @blitz676
    @blitz676 Рік тому +471

    Bro pays 5$ daily for a metaphor ☠️
    [Edit: to the people who are saying that he just uses a single pack forever. Y'all know he is literally chewing into that shit? Now either he likes his cig soggy as shit or idk?]

    • @ScathDe
      @ScathDe Рік тому +10

      £5? Try £14

    • @AST_53
      @AST_53 Рік тому +2

      In the book he only buys one pack and since he doesn't light it you ain't really going to run out

    • @DS-qz2gu
      @DS-qz2gu Рік тому +11

      @@ScathDe Never heard of that, I only use freedom currency 😎🇺🇸🦅

    • @MaxwellTeatree
      @MaxwellTeatree Рік тому +3

      LMFAO RIGHT I thought that too he pays for a metaphor and the Rizz to tell the story to chicks

    • @hughjness2555
      @hughjness2555 Рік тому

      @@DS-qz2gu VBucks

  • @delpicsla65
    @delpicsla65 Рік тому +132

    He plays her brother in Divergent

    • @Diesereine-typ
      @Diesereine-typ Рік тому +21

      Omg I remember. It makes this love Story weird lmao

    • @ajaxsid9034
      @ajaxsid9034 Рік тому +25

      @@Diesereine-typ average romantic story from Alabama.

    • @jethead5785
      @jethead5785 Рік тому +12

      It's almost like they're actors or something

    • @vedantmahadik8101
      @vedantmahadik8101 Рік тому

      ​@@jethead5785 😂

    • @Mikigator
      @Mikigator Рік тому +1

      @@ajaxsid9034why the Alabama slander

  • @Chet_Chellyoise
    @Chet_Chellyoise Рік тому +11

    *slowly puts lighter back in pocket hoping she doesn’t notice * 🗿 “a metaphor”

  • @nobilityishere
    @nobilityishere Рік тому +4

    I put a tie around my neck but have never tied it to a ceiling before. Its a metaphor.

  • @muddguppy8656
    @muddguppy8656 Рік тому +9

    "Hold on officers, a moment to explain. The methamphetamine lab you saw in my basement is a metaphor, it wont hurt anyone unless you cook in it."

  • @kiyoraka3537
    @kiyoraka3537 Рік тому +35

    he, soon afterward, sprayed pesticide into his mouth but never swallowed it, because its a metaphor

  • @blackgreninja1
    @blackgreninja1 Рік тому +130

    **starts eating cigarette**

  • @hxdrosnipez2804
    @hxdrosnipez2804 Рік тому

    the fact that that’s actually true is pretty nice to hear something that actually makes sense like this

  • @Amerakiss
    @Amerakiss Рік тому +41

    Next he puts a gun in his mouth then says “see I put the thing that does the killing right between my teeth but I don’t give it the power” then removes his finger and says “a metaphor”

  • @JudeCranberry
    @JudeCranberry Рік тому +31

    I’m glad whoever edited this added the “bathroom Stall” effect - really gets the point across

  • @dr.pepperdrinker5428
    @dr.pepperdrinker5428 Рік тому +13

    When you putt the gun to the hostages head but don’t pull the trigger it’s a metaphor

  • @guru8.55
    @guru8.55 25 днів тому

    In the silence of my broken heart, I found a melody ~ a song of love, of loss, of memories I set free ❄️
    Each tear, a reminder of dreams tht never came true, Yet, in the pain, I found a stronger version 🧭

  • @sidneybrownlee
    @sidneybrownlee Рік тому +7

    The nostalgia. Watching this at 12 years old and feeling every emotion to the fullest.

  • @Mindgamingu
    @Mindgamingu Рік тому +16

    Rip August. He really gave her everything he had left before he died

  • @Jackieyeet1
    @Jackieyeet1 Рік тому +18

    It’s so weird watching this after watching every divergent movie, and seeing these two as brother and sister

    • @Jackieyeet1
      @Jackieyeet1 Рік тому

      @Torgeeze the Fault in our Star

  • @Zaffre52
    @Zaffre52 Рік тому +4

    "I never lit it"
    **Proceeds to chew on it**