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  • @monocabbage3827
    @monocabbage3827 4 роки тому +13796

    guys on straight tiktok will be like “no, i’m not homophobic!” and then call me slurs in the school parking lot

    • @mayaschaffer8112
      @mayaschaffer8112 4 роки тому +123

      _ Snowebo _ Whoa Kokichi Oma on UA-cam

    • @insertnamehere1983
      @insertnamehere1983 4 роки тому +164

      This sounds like it comes from personal experience

    • @JB-uc1if
      @JB-uc1if 4 роки тому +75

      [insert Name here] it probably does lmaoo

    • @NO-kc4xb
      @NO-kc4xb 4 роки тому +235

      They’d say shit like “it’s just a joke, I didn’t mean it”

    • @Natalie-rr7db
      @Natalie-rr7db 4 роки тому +191

      They'd also probably ask pansexuals if they like pans. Then after you explain it say "pick one."

  • @oskr_0873
    @oskr_0873 4 роки тому +3259

    Straight tik tok is where you lipsync to a song, swing your hips aggressively and do exaggerated hand gestures and all the 12 year olds are super hyped about it.
    Extra points if you're good looking.

    • @oskr_0873
      @oskr_0873 4 роки тому +90

      @: 3 The animated dances don't belong to straight tiktok 50% of the time.
      But I get your point, there probably is some positive things in there.

    • @martina8708
      @martina8708 4 роки тому +42

      I have the luck to be 12 and not being in straight tik tok 😔👊

    • @chloethethiccpotato1234
      @chloethethiccpotato1234 4 роки тому +36

      And don’t forget the boys that pretend to know everything about girls for attention

    • @ava6335
      @ava6335 4 роки тому +6

      @@martina8708 same thank god

    • @k.c4178
      @k.c4178 4 роки тому +12

      Posing like your spine is a capital S

  • @Hawthorn6852
    @Hawthorn6852 3 роки тому +5675

    "I wasn't born last night" POV: the daughter gets debilitating cramps, grows up and finds out she has cysts on her ovaries that could have been prevented if she had started taking birth control back when she asked for some, and now she has to spend way more money getting surgery because you know her dad's just so smart.

    • @blueunicorn7158
      @blueunicorn7158 3 роки тому +756

      My father wasn't happy when he found out I was on birth control because I had a cyst (it was the size of a grapefruit). But if that didn't happen, I would have to have it surgically removed because of how big it was and where it was. And he didn't want my mom to take me to the ER when my stomach hurt so bad I wasn't able to move or even eat anything (I was feeling nauseous because of the pain). If my mom didn't do that, it would've been worse. Now I am okay.

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. 3 роки тому +508

      @@blueunicorn7158 Duuuude that sounds abusive and sexist as fuck! I'm glad you were okay in the end!

    • @plutopepsi578
      @plutopepsi578 2 роки тому +198

      Bonus: she has to get both ovaries removed which makes her infertile

    • @blueunicorn7158
      @blueunicorn7158 2 роки тому +268

      @@-S.L. he was abusive towards me but I cut off any contact with him last year. and now we have another problem because he doesn't really want to pay child support (for me) because I am trans and already 18 years old. but as soon as he will be back, we will solve our problem in court. I need that money to go to college/university, start my transition and pay for everything else I might need along the way. I was thinking of starting a small business, so I could cover at least the extra stuff (art supplies, chest binders).

    • @Hawthorn6852
      @Hawthorn6852 2 роки тому +103

      @@blueunicorn7158 holy shit all that is rough! I'm glad you're doing better health wise, but hopefully you guys win in court and you can get that money!

  • @BrokenEco
    @BrokenEco 3 роки тому +4126

    That guy "defending his girlfriend" by punching the air was legit funny, because he looks like a 10 year old trying to fight

    • @RevolutionaryGuitar
      @RevolutionaryGuitar 3 роки тому +16

      🤣😂 that’s exactly what I thought.

    • @lifesucks1198
      @lifesucks1198 3 роки тому +5

      Ikr

    • @willbyers_clizzy
      @willbyers_clizzy 3 роки тому +76

      Oh THAT was the story? I thought he was attacking his own girlfriend!

    • @KrisHe1
      @KrisHe1 3 роки тому +65

      @@willbyers_clizzy me too? I thought she was like... turning him down, so he attacked her, then started showing off to the camera???

    • @s_0511
      @s_0511 3 роки тому +35

      @@willbyers_clizzy even worse,, his step sister yet they’re dating Courtreezy made a video reacting to them, very cringey content they post

  • @libby9001
    @libby9001 3 роки тому +9743

    The birth control one really gets to me. The fact that men stay thinking it's all about them. Tons of girls go on birth control way before they even start thinking about sex because their hormones need to be regulated.

    • @princessryuk5250
      @princessryuk5250 3 роки тому +173

      Exactly

    • @rosieg6989
      @rosieg6989 3 роки тому +373

      Exactly, I started on the pill when I was 15, it’s been 4 years since than and I still haven’t even had sex because that isn’t the reason I use it. I use it because I was almost constantly on my period and was crazy sick and the cramps were killing me, but since I’ve been on the pill I am 99% regular and cramps are just easily treatable with one or two ibuprofen.

    • @dumb_simp3914
      @dumb_simp3914 3 роки тому +102

      My mom asked me if I wanted birth control for my cramps I said no thanks because I would most likely forget to take it.

    • @eli-hk8tp
      @eli-hk8tp 3 роки тому +80

      @@dumb_simp3914 i started on the pill, but that was my problem. i always forgot to take it. i still take birth control, because there are a few other options. the thing that i get is just a shot once every three months, and it’s called Depo Provera It’s godsend. anyway, case in point, you can always go see a gynecologist and ask for one of the other options.

    • @dumb_simp3914
      @dumb_simp3914 3 роки тому +40

      @@eli-hk8tp Im still a young minor so I dont really know if Im old enough for that but thank you for telling something that could help.

  • @TheChloeConnection
    @TheChloeConnection 4 роки тому +5850

    I feel like straight Tik Tok is just the Gen Z version of a boomer “joking” about how much he hates his wife

  • @azulmabi6388
    @azulmabi6388 3 роки тому +2570

    The birth control one got me SO MAD. I'm on birth control atm for various medical problems and I just HATE how much ignorance there is on birth control and even on PERIODS. I've literally heard boys saying "you just have to hold it in like its pee, girls just overexaggerate everything." Sexual ed should really be a thing,

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 3 роки тому +147

      These guys seem like the kind of people who won't listen when a doctor explains that you can't re-implant an ectopic pregnancy and that it cannot be carried to full term (or at least long enough to where the baby could be saved with our existing and widespread medical technologies).

    • @Kittsuki
      @Kittsuki 3 роки тому +119

      These are the same type of men who think women that have had multiple partners will have a deformed vag, but then also think it somehow magically doesn't apply to women who have the exact same amount of sex with the same partner. They know literally nothing, so they just make up nonsense lol.

    • @iturnoffreplyupdatestorema7216
      @iturnoffreplyupdatestorema7216 3 роки тому +39

      @@Kittsuki they are incels. Periodtt

    • @katierobertson1682
      @katierobertson1682 2 роки тому +54

      I had to explain to my boyfriend about rushing out the shower to get a pad on before it starts again and he asked if I could just wait until it stops. He didn't realise that it's constant all week. He thought it happened in intervals.

    • @depressedphilosopherbitch7581
      @depressedphilosopherbitch7581 2 роки тому +7

      @@evacesartcorner9840 You've been shot? Just keep the blood in!

  • @someoneontheinternet16
    @someoneontheinternet16 3 роки тому +3656

    Listen, I talk alone, I fall in love with fictional characters, I had wattpad, and all of that is less cringier than this, and that is a LOT to say

    • @Narko_Marko
      @Narko_Marko 3 роки тому +46

      its not like he looked for cringey videos to feed his audience with rage towards a demonized group of diverse people

    • @violetfantasy2537
      @violetfantasy2537 3 роки тому +7

      Aegoromanticism

    • @someoneontheinternet16
      @someoneontheinternet16 3 роки тому +9

      @@violetfantasy2537 wah?

    • @violetfantasy2537
      @violetfantasy2537 3 роки тому +1

      @@someoneontheinternet16 nuthin

    • @violetfantasy2537
      @violetfantasy2537 3 роки тому +13

      @@someoneontheinternet16 I’m aegoromatic so I was making a lame joke

  • @Clemingtime
    @Clemingtime 4 роки тому +7808

    Straight tik tok:
    - "quirky" girls
    - douchebag guys
    - cringe couples

    • @Angel-tostitch
      @Angel-tostitch 4 роки тому +6

      *i

    • @annnemeee
      @annnemeee 4 роки тому +261

      You forgot: -Budget Wattpad POVS

    • @linkinlog8543
      @linkinlog8543 4 роки тому +123

      And the guy groups who make fun of girls for what they find fun?
      It’s horrible. Like that’s their humor and you have your own humor leave them alone.

    • @Natalia-mn8pw
      @Natalia-mn8pw 4 роки тому +47

      That one girl that records with her step brother that is always wearing box gloves and punches air 😂😂 and she calls him Alpha and when someone comments she always responds "[...] He is alpha [...]"
      Edit: I didn't watch all of it they're in video lmao

    • @miabumbina744
      @miabumbina744 4 роки тому +1

      @@Natalia-mn8pw That couple was... interesting.

  • @FeraMisty
    @FeraMisty 3 роки тому +9990

    As someone who works in fast food, that "shake your ass" joke was actually disgusting. Lads who think it's funny to speak to us workers like that are disgusting.

    • @adeola_63
      @adeola_63 3 роки тому +584

      I would've throw the food the food on them

    • @lissr.5073
      @lissr.5073 3 роки тому +228

      Yeah, I really don't know how anyone thinks that's funny...

    • @lol-su1wm
      @lol-su1wm 3 роки тому +216

      sht annoys me, especially if there’s a line. i have to deal with angry customers yelling or throwing their drinks at me- yk how it is (or not, hopefully). i do not have the patience, and i am definitively not in the mood for comments like those. and believe me, it happens more often than not.

    • @Pebbles.3
      @Pebbles.3 3 роки тому +60

      I'd flip them off and yell at them as they drove off

    • @FeraMisty
      @FeraMisty 3 роки тому +47

      @@Pebbles.3 yeah we're not allowed to that. Have to remain professional 🙄

  • @galacticphoenix8121
    @galacticphoenix8121 3 роки тому +4988

    I almost cried thinking the youtube algorithm was suggesting an actual straight tiktok compilation

    • @DarleneVoidDragoncat
      @DarleneVoidDragoncat 3 роки тому +155

      Lmao same. Got scared for a second there...

    • @Samson16436
      @Samson16436 3 роки тому +91

      I don't use tiktok so this is basically how I get in the loop of that shit and let me tell you.... I cringe so hard I have to click off

    • @alsokaitlin
      @alsokaitlin 3 роки тому +46

      I can pay for some of your therapy

    • @Keith_online
      @Keith_online 3 роки тому +9

      I almost cried when I saw a tiktok related video in my recommendation, yet I clicked on it. Why? And why out of all tiktok related videos did I choose to click on a straight tiktok one.

    • @peskypigeonx
      @peskypigeonx 3 роки тому +4

      I already purged any speckle of straight tiktok, clickbait, etc out of my homepage, if I saw anything close I’d burn my tablet

  • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
    @SpagettiSpeltWrong 3 роки тому +1304

    Straight TikTok men: Treating women like objects
    Straight TikTok women: Pretending that being ✨ qwirky ✨ makes them unique.
    Everyone on straight TikTok: Romanticizing almost every crime there is and treating it like a kink

    • @thetornadocrusader968
      @thetornadocrusader968 3 роки тому +3

      We don't treat women like objects

    • @LB63140
      @LB63140 3 роки тому +62

      @@thetornadocrusader968 we who?
      Yes, not all straight men treat women like objects.
      We're talking about the men of straight TikTok.
      Whom are all heteronormative, in the definition of straight TikTok.

    • @thetornadocrusader968
      @thetornadocrusader968 3 роки тому +5

      @@LB63140 what's the problem with being hetronormative. And tik tok is cringy every way gays are cringy straights are cringy it's tik tok

    • @FurinaD
      @FurinaD 2 роки тому +36

      Gay tic tok personaly is better for women rights

    • @thetornadocrusader968
      @thetornadocrusader968 2 роки тому +3

      @@FurinaD how is that

  • @booklover0577
    @booklover0577 4 роки тому +4336

    Dad; says no to birth control
    Daughter: gets pregnant
    Dad:👁👄👁

    • @thesyrupdude
      @thesyrupdude 4 роки тому +386

      Dad: you cant have birth control
      Daughter: gets pregnant
      Dad: 👁👄👁
      Daughter: I want an abortion because I cant handle a child
      Dad: * anger *

    • @tsuyuasui2334
      @tsuyuasui2334 4 роки тому +199

      @@thesyrupdude my dad would get even more mad at me for asking for an abortion because he doesn't support that (he's a Republican Trump Supporter from the south) and then mad at me again for keeping the baby because I couldn't get an abortion.

    • @bluediner967
      @bluediner967 4 роки тому +44

      Tsuyu Asui my condolences

    • @azula7684
      @azula7684 4 роки тому +36

      Tsuyu Asui okay that’s not okay 🙄 so he tells you not to do something and then gets mad at you for following his rules?

    • @tsuyuasui2334
      @tsuyuasui2334 4 роки тому +22

      @@azula7684 that's basically what would happen

  • @itsaubrey6499
    @itsaubrey6499 3 роки тому +9134

    straight tiktok just emits the energy of a guy at a party trying to convince a lesbian to convert into heterosexuality for him

  • @iam_sherlocked8421
    @iam_sherlocked8421 3 роки тому +510

    why abusive and toxic relationships are romanticized? and when someone says no, it means no.

    • @Sophiepotter2022
      @Sophiepotter2022 Місяць тому +1

      Yeah, I don't get it straight people think it's the funniest thing ever to act like you're in a toxic relationship. I don't get the appeal of it. It's just uncomfortable to watch.

    • @howtodrinkwaterin5simplesteps
      @howtodrinkwaterin5simplesteps 16 днів тому

      Fr, only yes means yes

  • @annabellagaleski1449
    @annabellagaleski1449 3 роки тому +850

    Ah yes taking off glasses to look less “nerdy”... it’s not like people need those to see or anything...

    • @andrewwhites7243
      @andrewwhites7243 3 роки тому +13

      EXACTLY my thought

    • @boosque5591
      @boosque5591 3 роки тому +36

      Yeah like, glasses are so optional haha im so smart lol guys its just a joke

    • @hysterischeshuhnchen1343
      @hysterischeshuhnchen1343 3 роки тому +38

      YES they do it all the time! Even movies and shit. Who needs vision if you can look hot? And of course, if you wear glasses you're automatically ugly and nerdy..

    • @FarrahKeks
      @FarrahKeks 3 роки тому +12

      No one cares but I'm gonna share it anyways. When I was younger I always used to believe that nerds always wear glasses and are super smart. And now I myself wear glasses and I'm even less smarter than younger me was.

    • @sugarieee
      @sugarieee 3 роки тому +7

      @Farrahkeks wants cookies
      yo that was my thought process when i was like 9 and got my glasses
      i figure out i needed them and got scared bc i thought they would get me bullied (which did happen that year but it wasn’t the glasses) and now i’m just infinitely less smart and like wearing glasses-

  • @sadlemonarts
    @sadlemonarts 3 роки тому +13564

    Imagine you're a teen girl with severe cramping and irregular periods and your doctor says you need birth control to regulate your period but your dad says, "No. I wasn't born yesterday." Like okay. Go off ig

    • @kiera6326
      @kiera6326 3 роки тому +663

      You don’t even need parent’s permission, why tell him? It’s none of his business

    • @sadlemonarts
      @sadlemonarts 3 роки тому +818

      @@kiera6326 I guess in some cases but it goes on theor medical bill or if you somehow get it free (ig at planned parenthood) then you have to find someone to take you and not everyone has that luxury

    • @kiera6326
      @kiera6326 3 роки тому +493

      @@sadlemonarts
      Ah, yeah, I suppose. Still, the audacity of a parent chiming in to give their “permission,” when it’s literally not needed

    • @korofey4084
      @korofey4084 3 роки тому +301

      Yeah 😂 I have endometriosis and birth control would make things so much easier, especially since I'm transmasc and dysphoric
      And ace anyway

    • @crystallavia6139
      @crystallavia6139 3 роки тому +92

      Wait I didn't know the doctor give u birth control for irregular periods :0

  • @joni390
    @joni390 4 роки тому +8305

    Straight tiktok is the reason all these teenage boys are like “I never want a daughter ew”

    • @b1ueixia00
      @b1ueixia00 4 роки тому +708

      Straight tik tok makes me question if I want children in general

    • @lilz2449
      @lilz2449 4 роки тому +419

      Leonela Burgos if I ever have a child I’m making extra sure they don’t come out like this💀💀

    • @myshiteu4934
      @myshiteu4934 4 роки тому +20

      So is straight tik tok is about straight people?

    • @insertcurrentmemehere8855
      @insertcurrentmemehere8855 4 роки тому +275

      @@myshiteu4934 no it just is the bad side of tik tok there are gay people on straight tik tok and there are straight people on alt/gay tik tok. It's just the straight energy it gives off.

    • @Tinydogwater
      @Tinydogwater 4 роки тому +228

      @@myshiteu4934 Straight tiktok is legit: guys who hit girls and being disrespectful to them, cringy and toxic couples, lame pranks, and girls who think they're funny but are not

  • @roos-marijn
    @roos-marijn 3 роки тому +541

    Even if a girl wants birth control bc she’s having sex, wouldn’t you want her to have it? Like, better than her getting pregnant??

    • @dashigriffins5310
      @dashigriffins5310 2 роки тому +69

      right?? like i've never understood that. dont you want your kid to be safe?

    • @waffles658
      @waffles658 2 роки тому +32

      Exactly...like do you WANT your child to get pregnant ??

    • @Google_remote
      @Google_remote Рік тому +6

      underrated comment

  • @tabithacrouse8858
    @tabithacrouse8858 3 роки тому +327

    I find it gross that some fathers are so controlling and invested in the sex lives of their daughters

    • @moistchunk9143
      @moistchunk9143 2 роки тому

      It's different if they're a minor

    • @scarymonstaz1413
      @scarymonstaz1413 2 роки тому +36

      @@moistchunk9143 no it’s equally as weird

    • @scarymonstaz1413
      @scarymonstaz1413 2 роки тому +2

      @@moistchunk9143 oh I didn’t notice damn

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 2 роки тому +39

      I think parents should be invested in their children having safe sex, 100%. (Dads resisting their daughters request to go on birth control is unacceptable, because he can't stop her from having sex nor from being raped.) Especially since it's parents/guardians ultimately who will have to pay to treat the consequences of their kid not having safe sex. They will have to pay for pregnancy tests and then abortions, or worse...an actual baby. Whoever is going to be responsible for those costs and those babies is well, responsible. You can't even start proper saving money and having your own medical health insurance, until you're 18 in America. Parents should do everything they can to prevent the kids under their care who have wombs from getting pregnant/bringing home more kids. That's why they should put their daughters on birth control as soon as they ask and get approval. As well as have a stock of Plan B in the house...show them where it is, give it to them, and tell them to take one if they've had possibly unprotected sex.
      /End rant Lol 😆

    • @floorfloorfloor722
      @floorfloorfloor722 2 роки тому +19

      I had one of those dads. He was very against me being alone with any boy, the normal stereotypes of that kind of father. Along with that, he was invested in my appearance and being feminine. He would mention sometimes me being overweight and comment on how much I was eating at meals. (I was a bit chubby but barely overweight and ate average amounts. I just wasn’t the flat skinny that is the image some people want woman to be.) Or in general thought that his opinion on my appearance mattered. Ex. One time I was putting on makeup and he was like “Why are you putting on makeup? ☹️”
      One time I didn’t shave my legs for three weeks just to bother him. 😂

  • @lennon9650
    @lennon9650 3 роки тому +4727

    Men: "Haha yes lets s3xually haras$ this woman in her place of work for tiktok clout"
    everyone with sense: w h a t

    • @toberkhalid7133
      @toberkhalid7133 3 роки тому +19

      YOU HAVE THE SAME PFP AS MY GF! ALIEN????

    • @lennon9650
      @lennon9650 3 роки тому +5

      @@toberkhalid7133 :0

    • @toberkhalid7133
      @toberkhalid7133 3 роки тому +2

      @@lennon9650 did i get the wrong person-

    • @lennon9650
      @lennon9650 3 роки тому +50

      @YourCommentIsntFunny 2 lol shush chad

    • @lennon9650
      @lennon9650 3 роки тому +90

      @YourCommentIsntFunny 2 K so all 'jokes' on straight tiktok are dudes being rude/creepy to women and getting mad when someone gets mad. Sorry I needed to clear this up a lil bit for you, and I suggest you go apologize to your mother for being such a failure at simply understanding women's feelings :)

  • @crystalkirlia4553
    @crystalkirlia4553 4 роки тому +15790

    Birth control:
    Stops cramps
    Lessens periods
    Can literally stop ovarial cancer
    Dads: how about nope.

    • @kelsiegrace7799
      @kelsiegrace7799 4 роки тому +2397

      i had acne literally all over my face when I was 16, despite washing my face twice a day, and when I got on the pill it all cleared up in like two months and now I get the occasional pimple. any guy who says birth control is just for sex needs to do some research

    • @ignoremelol2576
      @ignoremelol2576 4 роки тому +625

      I’m so glad my parents aren’t like that... at least I think..

    • @ren7570
      @ren7570 4 роки тому +761

      @@madison3709 There are different types and amounts of birth control that can be prescribed, so if people start getting negative symptoms they can try a different dosage or a different form. Birth control obviously comes with risks, everything does, but what op is trying to say is that they can be very beneficial and are used for much more than stopping you from getting pregnant.

    • @EmmaxoOCE
      @EmmaxoOCE 4 роки тому +295

      Madison guess you should never take any meds again since every med has negatives

    • @yukismith4518
      @yukismith4518 4 роки тому +171

      It takes less than 10 minutes to look up health facts about birth control.

  • @lusiferm1187
    @lusiferm1187 3 роки тому +342

    People not understanding periods gets so much worse when you're a transmasc individual and they don't get how a guy could have a period. It's so frustrating.

    • @sussysunday_1687
      @sussysunday_1687 2 роки тому +21

      Not a transmasc but I can understand how much that must hurt, when I mention being trans or wanting a period I usually get “bUt PErIod CraMpS hUrT” and when I go on oestrogen I’ve seen other transfems have people not understand how they can have a menstrual cycle , well all get through this dw ❤️

    • @JessicaEliza
      @JessicaEliza 2 роки тому +6

      fr. they really do forget we exist huh

  • @frogoverlord3471
    @frogoverlord3471 3 роки тому +1602

    If a man pinned me against the wall to tell me they had a crush on me I would look at him discusted and yell for help because that is assult and I will not like you even if you forcefully pin me to a wall. Duh

    • @helpmefindthewilltolive2805
      @helpmefindthewilltolive2805 3 роки тому +176

      Ikr not everything is wattpad or sumn

    • @potatowithgooglyeyes2458
      @potatowithgooglyeyes2458 3 роки тому +87

      ikr, we dont life an a wattpad fantasy world

    • @UnknownMercy6
      @UnknownMercy6 3 роки тому +43

      same id wail on you if you forcefully pinned me to a wall, because it makes me feel powerless and scared

    • @UnknownMercy6
      @UnknownMercy6 3 роки тому +11

      @@okjames7629 SAME SIS ✌💀

    • @martina6700
      @martina6700 3 роки тому +7

      I like romance manga and manhwa but low-key hate kabedon :(

  • @sickcharlie2754
    @sickcharlie2754 4 роки тому +3891

    I feel like straight TikTok is the type of people who will say they aren’t homophobic but then be homophobic towards the community

    • @miakate3082
      @miakate3082 4 роки тому +258

      “I’m not homophobic I just don’t support their lifestyle”

    • @imnotaworm
      @imnotaworm 4 роки тому +148

      @Hopeless Romantic yeah, sure...

    • @graciedinsmore2739
      @graciedinsmore2739 4 роки тому +136

      Hopeless Romantic GIRL WHAT

    • @lovelyhumanbeing261
      @lovelyhumanbeing261 4 роки тому +87

      @Hopeless Romantic 🤦

    • @transboimax7187
      @transboimax7187 4 роки тому +152

      Hopeless Romantic weird way to spell 'I'm a horrible person'

  • @laurenw.3656
    @laurenw.3656 3 роки тому +6131

    All the white TikTok boys really do look the same, like damn, they’re a whole ass species

    • @confusedstrangedot2811
      @confusedstrangedot2811 3 роки тому +80

      Lmaooooo

    • @beesindisguise5375
      @beesindisguise5375 3 роки тому +158

      New SCP

    • @corkyxbrake2935
      @corkyxbrake2935 3 роки тому +19

      what does being white have to do? a secret racist i see

    • @laurenw.3656
      @laurenw.3656 3 роки тому +350

      @@corkyxbrake2935 because most of the people showed from straight tik tok were white and they all looked incredibly similar. Not sure how that's racist, or who that is racist against. Lmao, a secret idiot I see

    • @corkyxbrake2935
      @corkyxbrake2935 3 роки тому +7

      @@laurenw.3656 you’d get filled with hate if you said all of alt tik tok were the outcast freaks. And trust me alt tik tok is this amount of cringe or more.

  • @sofiah.5820
    @sofiah.5820 3 роки тому +334

    Let me address some issues I see in the comments:
    Women are not objects. They are people.
    Stating someones race isn't racist.
    Body shaming isn't funny or cool.
    People have opinions, there is no right or wrong opinion.
    The LGBTQ+ community means no harm to people unless someone is offending them and their community.
    If you said something, *take responsibility for it*
    Bullying isn't funny.
    Girls use birth control for many reason, not just to not get pregnant.
    Judging someone based on their identity and opinions don't make you cool.
    Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

  • @citrusangel9488
    @citrusangel9488 3 роки тому +241

    the birth control one is so annoying bruh- i need hormone medication for my severe periods caused by a bleeding disorder with periods lmao.

  • @vanillllllachalk
    @vanillllllachalk 4 роки тому +3466

    the girl screaming about thinking her bf is cheating made me so uncomfortable I-

    • @alejandro-xr8vq
      @alejandro-xr8vq 4 роки тому +248

      same. if that wasn't planned i pray to fucking god that that dude gets out of that

    • @tildepthdouspart
      @tildepthdouspart 4 роки тому +74

      : 3 no that was legitimately traumatizing

    • @alexislee6825
      @alexislee6825 4 роки тому +41

      @: 3 thanks for burning my eyes ♥

    • @X606
      @X606 4 роки тому +40

      all of them made me uncomfortable

    • @trashking471
      @trashking471 4 роки тому +10

      RIGHT?!
      Jesus, I'm scared.

  • @cookiegal7340
    @cookiegal7340 3 роки тому +5682

    As a straight person, I don't not associate with Straight Tiktok, if anything I'm terrified and disgusted by it.

  • @s_0511
    @s_0511 3 роки тому +178

    As someone who always gets pushed around I almost cried when that dude kept pushing his gf into that water like first that must’ve hurt second she could’ve drowned

    • @mandarinablue8438
      @mandarinablue8438 3 роки тому +21

      I don't think he cared or realized like he seemed hella angry at her.

    • @Kromkampium07
      @Kromkampium07 3 роки тому +13

      @@mandarinablue8438 Yeah, I don’t think he was really doing it for fun

    • @mandarinablue8438
      @mandarinablue8438 3 роки тому +13

      @@Kromkampium07 yeah that doesn't look like fun to me. He could've damaged her for real or drown her. What the hell

  • @earlischeeky
    @earlischeeky 3 роки тому +89

    that guy slamming that girl into the water so aggressively makes me incredibly pissed off, like dude that's your girlfriend - a woman at the least. You can't go drowning people in a pool for a TikTok :)

    • @mandarinablue8438
      @mandarinablue8438 3 роки тому +1

      I doubt he likes her.

    • @moonbow9855
      @moonbow9855 3 роки тому

      I would probably sink people like that, I like to be passive agressive in stuff like that,, but this people are grown adults, im slowly faith In adults

    • @moonbow9855
      @moonbow9855 3 роки тому

      @@mandarinablue8438 probably yeah

  • @_yoongi4603
    @_yoongi4603 4 роки тому +10461

    Normal tik tok: *is funny*
    Straight tiktok: *haha abuse women funny*

    • @pauli3806
      @pauli3806 4 роки тому +496

      ahaha abused woman go brrrrrrrrrrrr ahaha

    • @EvelynOnline9205
      @EvelynOnline9205 4 роки тому +367

      most of tictok isn’t funny but straight tictok is worse

    • @bob-xb3nh
      @bob-xb3nh 4 роки тому +55

      @@EvelynOnline9205 agreed

    • @comment514
      @comment514 4 роки тому +46

      Wait so straight men do that on tiktok?

    • @normalizeappendicitis
      @normalizeappendicitis 4 роки тому +16

      Comment do you know what straight tiktok is?

  • @thesolomonproject
    @thesolomonproject 4 роки тому +2647

    Straights be like: sexual harassment = ABSOLUTE GOLD

    • @gavi3
      @gavi3 4 роки тому +67

      Because iT’s sO EDgy

    • @lemon._.8649
      @lemon._.8649 4 роки тому +101

      Okay, so I need to make another tik tok with my girlfriend, and I don’t know what to do...oh I know, dOmEstIC vIoLENcE

    • @ruckuz4927
      @ruckuz4927 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh

    • @venus2561
      @venus2561 4 роки тому +51

      then when people are angry they just say ❄️

    • @valerierae76
      @valerierae76 4 роки тому +17

      “We need to make a TikTok today what should we do?!” “Let’s make a video so that the meaning is if your gf looks like a guy, they are ugly” the do that too

  • @jimibailey2015
    @jimibailey2015 3 роки тому +152

    That last one-
    Bro, you’re telling CHILDREN, and pretty much EVERYONE ELSE that if one person doesn’t like them then they need to change.
    Plus, it isn’t even like she cheated on him.
    She just fell out of love.
    It happens all the time don’t get so butthurt about it man.

    • @Narko_Marko
      @Narko_Marko 3 роки тому +2

      if a lot of people dont like you you are probably bad

    • @andrewwhites7243
      @andrewwhites7243 3 роки тому +18

      also, WHY REMOVE HIS GLASSES, HE NEEDS THEM TO SEE IT'S NOT JUST AESTHETIC !!! i'm tired of the fucking "remove your glasses and look hot" trope. IT'S SO DUMB!!!

    • @oakyii
      @oakyii 3 роки тому +8

      @@andrewwhites7243 for real. i genuinely don't understand why some people think glasses are unattractive or "nerdy"

    • @melina886
      @melina886 3 роки тому +3

      @@Narko_Marko and that's bullshit. No, you don't trust the corrupted majority, you only trust the people you're close to, and they will be the one and only judge.

    • @Narko_Marko
      @Narko_Marko 3 роки тому

      @@melina886 the moajority is not corrupted, they can think about you logically and thell you what is wrong with you, i would sat that the people closest to you are corrupted by love towards you

  • @cookiehasknifesandspoonsbu342
    @cookiehasknifesandspoonsbu342 3 роки тому +100

    "Actually the shipping is really easy, you don't have to talk to anyone"
    Introverts: 😃

  • @lexi6355
    @lexi6355 4 роки тому +4458

    parents will forbid their daughters for getting on birth control because they don’t want them having sex & then get upset when they get pregnant. Like... you could have prevented this

    • @samuel-zb4qn
      @samuel-zb4qn 4 роки тому +606

      Then they wont let them get an abortion but disown them for raising a child.

    • @yesieatedbutnosoap6927
      @yesieatedbutnosoap6927 4 роки тому +6

      Also birth control helps regulate your periods, help with cramps, help with acne and helps prevent ovarian cancer

    • @lore5751
      @lore5751 4 роки тому +53

      cody of course they would

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 4 роки тому +211

      And then the father of the child goes away scott free

    • @mojoyogi5414
      @mojoyogi5414 4 роки тому +4

      Lexi ! My future kid will have no business in that behavior until they are out of my house and is an adult because baby if my future teen is participating in that I’d be so disappointed

  • @salemorwhatever
    @salemorwhatever 3 роки тому +7620

    Me: “I need birth control for cramps.”
    The guy on straight TikTok: “I wasn’t born last night.”
    Me: “But I’m gay... I just get bad cramps.”

    • @asherjohanson5170
      @asherjohanson5170 3 роки тому +177

      Legit me tho 😂😂

    • @kalluena7438
      @kalluena7438 3 роки тому +38

      what does that even mean-

    • @arabella4442
      @arabella4442 3 роки тому +442

      @@kalluena7438 usually when teenage girls want birth control they want it to prevent them from getting prego but birth control can also be used for period cramps

    • @ashyketchup5003
      @ashyketchup5003 3 роки тому +403

      Lol I’m asexual and I still use birth control. That mans needs to educate himself

    • @kalluena7438
      @kalluena7438 3 роки тому +33

      @@arabella4442 i know but I didn't get the i wasn't born last night one

  • @hannahmartin475
    @hannahmartin475 3 роки тому +110

    “Do you think I was born last night” well with that ignorance yes, yes I do.

  • @jakeythefrog7371
    @jakeythefrog7371 3 роки тому +195

    “Girls use it for craps”
    Me, a trans boy: “I guess I’m not allowed to use it anymore”

    • @jakeythefrog7371
      @jakeythefrog7371 3 роки тому +5

      @Oliver Rose I wish I could start T ):

    • @jakeythefrog7371
      @jakeythefrog7371 3 роки тому +1

      @Oliver Rose thank you 💙💙 you’re awesome!

    • @gayce6662
      @gayce6662 3 роки тому +1

      @Oliver hi, i’m considering starting t once i’m 18 since my mom probably won’t let me. But, what exactly does it do and what are some pros and cons?

    • @gayce6662
      @gayce6662 3 роки тому

      @Oliver thank you :D!

    • @moistchunk9143
      @moistchunk9143 2 роки тому +5

      @Oliver he's trans too bruh he was generalizing

  • @nachocheese1567
    @nachocheese1567 3 роки тому +9392

    As a girl, I do use birth control for cramps, he really was born yesterday.

  • @pleurnicharde
    @pleurnicharde 3 роки тому +6962

    Can we call it what it is?? The "shake your ass" "joke" is sexual harassment 👿

    • @youreoffline4934
      @youreoffline4934 3 роки тому +109

      It's Eve teasing and literally, if you are gonna be a bully at least be a funny one.

    • @pleurnicharde
      @pleurnicharde 3 роки тому +265

      @@youreoffline4934 @Basundhara Paul what are you trying to say right now? I'm having trouble understanding you because my comment to me pretty obviously seems like a serious comment and not a joke. It's a question and a statement which opens up discussions. How are we defining a "bully" here, because I'm honestly just confused by what you're saying 😅 wtf is "eve teasing"?

    • @youreoffline4934
      @youreoffline4934 3 роки тому +345

      @@pleurnicharde I honestly type at the rate i think and i should quit this habit...
      Eve teasing is a term we use here in India that refers to verbal harassment, like the one in the video. And I meant that the boys were bullying others, with jokes that are not even remotely funny, and then driving away like cowards...

    • @pleurnicharde
      @pleurnicharde 3 роки тому +278

      @@youreoffline4934 thank you for taking a moment to explain your thoughts to me! I truly appreciate it! That's an interesting term I've never heard before but it definitely makes, it's saddening and sickening that this type of harrassment has been tolerated and dismissed just as "humor" and not as the hurtfulness that it is. I appreciate your time and thoughtfulness!

    • @youreoffline4934
      @youreoffline4934 3 роки тому +184

      @@pleurnicharde Hehe no problem!
      I don't know how tiktok works but they should allow people to report these videos under sexual harassment, and people should report them. Most of them think it's just funny without thinking how they would react if they were the person who was at the receiving end. Some stupid people become dangerous only because they have the platform to spread their disgusting views...

  • @fantasticfaith1106
    @fantasticfaith1106 3 роки тому +38

    I’m a virgin and I’ve been on birth control for 3+ years to stop my periods because they were debilitating

  • @woahtherebud01
    @woahtherebud01 3 роки тому +29

    I'm on birth control because of my (suspected) endometriosis symptoms! My dad REALLY tried to say no and my moms shut him down real quick lol.

  • @matildakeith9575
    @matildakeith9575 4 роки тому +5544

    Therapist: Straight TikTok isn’t real it can’t hurt you.
    Straight TikTok:

    • @idkutellme-rp9qe
      @idkutellme-rp9qe 4 роки тому +34

      It is and it hurts me even though I’m straight
      Even though I love lemon bars 🤔😬

    • @sam-md1ke
      @sam-md1ke 4 роки тому +15

      @@idkutellme-rp9qe It hurts everyone-

    • @idkutellme-rp9qe
      @idkutellme-rp9qe 4 роки тому +2

      x-Annie-x it doesn’t hurt Tods one friend of mine 😭😭😭 I wouldn’t like her bc of that but she’s so nice lmaoo and in like elementary skool so

    • @astra5091
      @astra5091 3 роки тому +6

      I almost committed suicide

    • @kstarmi
      @kstarmi 3 роки тому +2

      snail trail tiktok

  • @madsx6438
    @madsx6438 3 роки тому +17218

    "Do straight men even like women?": An ongoing series
    "Do straight girls know they're supposed to *like* their boyfriends?": a novela

    • @inksans9413
      @inksans9413 3 роки тому +59

      XD

    • @kzzra
      @kzzra 3 роки тому +15

      @@inksans9413 hi ink

    • @inksans9413
      @inksans9413 3 роки тому +9

      @@kzzra hi

    • @Mo26406
      @Mo26406 3 роки тому +416

      and they say their "protecting" marriage when they make TikTok's talking about how they hate their partner smh

    • @roxanaconstantinescu1569
      @roxanaconstantinescu1569 3 роки тому +428

      I'm starting to think the reason those kinds of people are against gay relationships/marriage is because they're jealous that, unlike them, people in those relationships are actually happy to be together lmao

  • @elliotrhodes9314
    @elliotrhodes9314 3 роки тому +33

    cis men have no idea how much birth control does. i’m a trans guy n when i needed birth control for cramps n dysphoria i had to get notes from MULTIPLE doctors before i was allowed to. it’s sad

    • @olivierlalbatros2006
      @olivierlalbatros2006 2 роки тому +1

      Wow, I'm sorry. Where I'm from, my school nurse could prescribe it without parents knowing if the person was over 14 years old.

    • @justabooklover9145
      @justabooklover9145 2 роки тому

      Wasn't it first created for that purpose though?

    • @elliotrhodes9314
      @elliotrhodes9314 2 роки тому

      @@justabooklover9145 for what purpose? and also the reason it was originally created doesn't really matter if people can't afford to get it unfortunately.

    • @justabooklover9145
      @justabooklover9145 2 роки тому

      @@elliotrhodes9314 oh i meant that it was first created for irregular cycles and for cramps. I am not that sure about it though because its just something i read somewhere. Thats why my comment was in the form of a question.

    • @elliotrhodes9314
      @elliotrhodes9314 2 роки тому

      ​@@justabooklover9145 ohhhh gotcha gotcha.i dont know the full history but im sure that reasoning was related! birth control does a lot, im v grateful for it lol

  • @thisagain2868
    @thisagain2868 3 роки тому +33

    Just so y’all know the alphafamilia one(where the girl was fighting air and losing) they’re STEP SIBLINGS

  • @clarissaco1071
    @clarissaco1071 4 роки тому +3647

    as a straight person, straight TikTok scares me and I’d rather stay on the actually funny side of TikTok

    • @jessicamarie6448
      @jessicamarie6448 4 роки тому +128

      Same here lmao I remember when I first had to manually get the algorithm to work in my favour

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 4 роки тому +180

      Come to the gay side; we have lemon bars, cake, and little understanding of math.

    • @8izzy
      @8izzy 4 роки тому +82

      As a person, tiktok scares me

    • @Muddynikeslide
      @Muddynikeslide 4 роки тому +15

      @@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 if you don't mind me asking what are lemon bars?

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 4 роки тому +48

      @@Muddynikeslide They're basically just a desert, and it's become a staple/stereotype of the bi community. Not sure about the LGBTQ as a whole, but definitely the bi community.
      Also, they're really good.

  • @thegreenbabypodcast5306
    @thegreenbabypodcast5306 3 роки тому +4278

    Straight cis white guys: we're funny!
    Also straight cis white guys: makes fun of women even though they are born with constant pain and are always objectified, makes fun of lgbt+ people, thinks they are superior, believes that women make up periods and pain just for food and pills

    • @krunchykat9249
      @krunchykat9249 3 роки тому +309

      Ik those boys vs girls memes are just cringey and not funny.

    • @yallareweird5853
      @yallareweird5853 3 роки тому +44

      @@krunchykat9249 I agree

    • @thegreenbabypodcast5306
      @thegreenbabypodcast5306 3 роки тому +105

      @Ilyass Muse bruh okay I'lll change it to "some specific straight cis white guys"

    • @hrtz4bri
      @hrtz4bri 3 роки тому +4

      Fr 😔

    • @youreoffline4934
      @youreoffline4934 3 роки тому +20

      @Ilyass Muse if they fit that category, they are not probably as well intentioned as you believe

  • @thatonebab7351
    @thatonebab7351 2 роки тому +21

    since i wasn't allowed to have birth control and had severe menorrhagia and anemia since i was a fucking child, i feel like i missed out on a decade of my life. i was in a fucking daze and not able to live right. i only just got birth control a month before i turned 22, and i'm 23 now -- and i can tell you, i NEEDED to have this at age 11. normalize birth control use.
    keeping medical problems like mine untreated because "heavy periods are normal" and "the kid is overreacting" or "the kid just wants it because they want to have sex" is so fucking disgusting. people let me suffer for more than a decade because of this shit and i am so tired. i don't want to see anyone else have to put up with this *ever* again.
    side note: i'm also a trans dude so periods are hell for me for dysphoria reasons too. i really cannot recommend trying out BC to lighten/stop periods enough. it's rarer for the progestin arm implant to be able to stop it vs the IUD but it's the one i have and it stopped 90% of my periods for me.

  • @kitkatboard
    @kitkatboard 3 роки тому +69

    Deer Straight Men,
    If you think women look ugly without makeup and only men can look naturally handsome,
    You're not straight.
    xoxo

  • @sweetumz1427
    @sweetumz1427 4 роки тому +3919

    Ah yes, sexually harassing fast food employees and waitresses then disguising it as a joke 😌✨

    • @okiedokie6534
      @okiedokie6534 3 роки тому +70

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REALISED THAT!

    • @ineedapharmacist5024
      @ineedapharmacist5024 3 роки тому +53

      Say it louder please 🙏 the people in the back didn't hear well

    • @genderlesstoast6633
      @genderlesstoast6633 3 роки тому +111

      When I was 15 to 16 and worked for Walmart I'd have grown men in their 40s calling me weird pet names and trying to pressure me into giving them my phone number and shit (which I never did because who the fuck would) and I know damn well they must have known how old I was cuz I'm 18 now and still look 14, ITS CREEPY PEOPLE NEED TO LEAVE OTHERS ALONE WE ARE AT W O R K

    • @TehMomo_
      @TehMomo_ 3 роки тому +29

      @@genderlesstoast6633 i just did a full body cringe.

    • @persom7824
      @persom7824 3 роки тому +16

      Yes totally not sexual harassment ahahahahahahahh..h...ha...ugh

  • @vie9493
    @vie9493 3 роки тому +3540

    There's straight people, and then there's people who happen to be straight.

    • @happbapp
      @happbapp 3 роки тому +40

      Y e s

    • @brenotardivo8328
      @brenotardivo8328 3 роки тому +30

      lmfao yes

    • @oliveoil2560
      @oliveoil2560 3 роки тому +18

      @@waawaawiimote2779 Which ones the bad one.

    • @aleccheckmate2283
      @aleccheckmate2283 3 роки тому +108

      I think you mean, The Straights vs The Straights TM

    • @riri4883
      @riri4883 3 роки тому +31

      @@aleccheckmate2283 lmao, the TM always killed me😭

  • @rosebud100623
    @rosebud100623 3 роки тому +13

    Girl on birth control here. My guy friend found out I was on it and asked me why. My response was to tell the truth. I enjoy not having a heavy period that lasts for three months straight and starts out super painful and makes me even more anemic than I already am. 👍

    • @arianaortiz9635
      @arianaortiz9635 3 роки тому

      Ouch. For 3 months!?

    • @rosebud100623
      @rosebud100623 3 роки тому +2

      @@arianaortiz9635 Yeah, it would start to ease off like it was going to stop, then start back up again. I didn't get on birth control until after highschool because my dad was always like- "it'll get normal when you're older" but it didn't. He didn't mean it like the guy in the video, he just didn't know and my mom wasn't really around much for me to ask her about it.

    • @arianaortiz9635
      @arianaortiz9635 3 роки тому

      @@rosebud100623 I'm sorry that happened. Thanks for explaining it and I wish you a good life.

  • @mamicu_ti
    @mamicu_ti 3 роки тому +37

    I like how they just magically don't need glasses anymore lmao I wish

  • @piagebot2943
    @piagebot2943 4 роки тому +4713

    I dont understand how jealousy and mistrust are the basis for “straight-couple-influencer” relationship “comedy”. I dont understand why it’s funny to be in a toxic relationship. Maybe it’s just me, but ive had a lot of friends who’ve been in relationships where they figured it was normal to be jealous and constantly being scared that their significant other is cheating on them.

    • @joshdunsdrumstick
      @joshdunsdrumstick 4 роки тому +237

      Same. And it's also really f*cked up how this isn't something new, most boomer jokes are about “i HaTe My WiFe”

    • @skydude221
      @skydude221 4 роки тому +85

      Honestly, it's just the nature of straight relationships. Hetero boys tend to be jealous of men and hetero women tend to be jealous of women. It hurts my brain to think about it

    • @krisinallcaps
      @krisinallcaps 4 роки тому +96

      This is why we should all just be gay

    • @laylalammers2840
      @laylalammers2840 4 роки тому +8

      Walnutthe.1 I second that statement

    • @nootnoot630
      @nootnoot630 4 роки тому +73

      @AnimalGem14 100% agree. it hurts me to see people's significant others telling them not to hang out with their friends of the opposite sex or feeling uneasy around them. sooo many people don't think people can really be just friends with the gender they;re attracted to, it;s rediculous. Im not sacrificing my awesome platonic relationships for someone who's insecure about that

  • @ocanaug9961
    @ocanaug9961 4 роки тому +2962

    Straight tiktok: "We aren't scary or weird, everybody else is."
    Also straight tiktok: *Full of hate*
    Everybody else on tiktok: "Y'all are scary"

    • @ryliebritt5270
      @ryliebritt5270 4 роки тому +47

      : 3 yeah but almost all hate is on straight tiktok

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 4 роки тому +27

      @: 3 idk where you are on the app man

    • @Clownbunnycosplay
      @Clownbunnycosplay 4 роки тому +12

      Gay / LGBT+ TikTok is chaotic

    • @katiekinsella5122
      @katiekinsella5122 4 роки тому +34

      @@Clownbunnycosplay But chaotic is good

    • @strudelh
      @strudelh 4 роки тому +26

      Straight tiktok hates on people that aren't a literal carbon copy of themselves- 💀

  • @vcessair
    @vcessair 3 роки тому +56

    NOOOO YOU STUMBLED ON THE ALPHA MALE TIKTOKS I WILL PRAY FOR YOU

  • @mandyb5527
    @mandyb5527 3 роки тому +41

    I was on straight TikTok once......it was miserable :,|
    I realized I’m bisexual 🙃

    • @mai..
      @mai.. 2 роки тому +3

      same! 💗💜💙

  • @wormsuperfan
    @wormsuperfan 4 роки тому +3345

    Boy: *is mean to girl with a 'prank'*
    Girl: I'm really upset
    Girl: *actually does a funny innocent prank*
    Boy: ANGER.....

    • @loxial
      @loxial 4 роки тому +12

      @Fiona Stewart i agree

    • @oboe6548
      @oboe6548 4 роки тому +48

      stan feminist kokichi❤️

    • @illustr7387
      @illustr7387 4 роки тому +9

      Stan Kokichi

    • @wormsuperfan
      @wormsuperfan 4 роки тому +3

      @@illustr7387 yeah?

    • @catisinsane
      @catisinsane 4 роки тому +2

      oh hello Kokichi, weird seeing you here

  • @stellaadamson
    @stellaadamson 3 роки тому +5372

    so..... what have we learned kids?
    “Straight tic tok is just toxic masculinity and little 13 year olds punching air!”

    • @sabersin7694
      @sabersin7694 3 роки тому +89

      "Lgbtq tiktok is just normal people trying to express themselves digitally"
      Ironic...

    • @keithlemons7000
      @keithlemons7000 3 роки тому +50

      "that straight guys think that girl are ugly monsters without makeup and that gay people are fucking awesome"

    • @TominatorT-
      @TominatorT- 3 роки тому +25

      That tiktok is used to express fake talent

    • @quaserzzz1252
      @quaserzzz1252 3 роки тому +7

      i just learned alt tiktok is full of 11 year old cancer kids making weird videos

    • @hiiilolol
      @hiiilolol 3 роки тому +19

      why are the replies to this comment so angry

  • @ameliorateepoch9917
    @ameliorateepoch9917 3 роки тому +16

    As a straight girl, I’m worried for my options. I’ll just be single for the rest of my life thank you very much.

  • @zarinapena5846
    @zarinapena5846 3 роки тому +11

    4:21 With the trend of confronting people using their same arguments I saw one that defined my answer towards the men against make-up: "if you think I catfish with my make-up and the posing in my photos, then shave your beard/hair and stop trying to put your hands behind your biceps while crossing arms in a photo".

  • @sophieleckrone5381
    @sophieleckrone5381 4 роки тому +18549

    all straight couple “pranks” are just guys being mean to their girlfriends and then laughing when they get mad

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 4 роки тому +204

      Yep 😔✌️

    • @cricketuhm
      @cricketuhm 4 роки тому +52

      Fr

    • @merpmerp7220
      @merpmerp7220 4 роки тому +470

      Sophie Leckrone “babe you’re ugly”
      ‘I know’ *cries and get mad*
      “Babbbe It was a prank”
      (Straight people who doesn’t know a prank is PRETENDING To do something, NOT actually doing it)

    • @crystalkirlia4553
      @crystalkirlia4553 4 роки тому +27

      Unfortunately...

    • @venus2561
      @venus2561 4 роки тому +87

      John, I want a divorce ~EHEHEHEH~

  • @lucypeterson2231
    @lucypeterson2231 3 роки тому +5933

    The one of the guy slamming his girlfriend repeatedly into the pool legitimately made me angry.

    • @leonardodavinci3147
      @leonardodavinci3147 3 роки тому +536

      @ahwwhhzh news flash most men are stronger than their gfs. does that make those women responsible for dating a man stronger than her when he uses that strength against her?? you shouldnt be hurting your partner in the first fucking place jfc.

    • @eddie8409
      @eddie8409 3 роки тому +257

      @fix_it Felix imagine going on a date and the first thing you do is ask "How much do u bench press??"

    • @Sophie-mv7bd
      @Sophie-mv7bd 3 роки тому +63

      Is he trying to drown her

    • @ketokeko
      @ketokeko 3 роки тому +89

      yes bruh that's so fucking disgusting like he wanna proves how much fucking strong he is, i in a relationship an situation like that k would be legit scared

    • @redgoldcrown3990
      @redgoldcrown3990 3 роки тому +13

      like it's a game my dude chill the fuck out.

  • @chihirofujisaki1238
    @chihirofujisaki1238 2 роки тому +11

    The amount of confidence these people have is insane

  • @Julia-ln5og
    @Julia-ln5og 2 роки тому +3

    I hate that some parents assume that birth controls only to prevent pregnancy, some birth controls stop periods and therefore stop pain

  • @martha-hy7vq
    @martha-hy7vq 4 роки тому +5002

    **THE GUY IN THE SECOND TIKTOK SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY CHILDREN AT ALL**

    • @_coughing_4734
      @_coughing_4734 4 роки тому +263

      Snip snip

    • @christinahuling1739
      @christinahuling1739 4 роки тому +30

      I’m kinda Sad NOO OH MY GOD 🤣

    • @emmet5394
      @emmet5394 4 роки тому +87

      say it again for the people on straight tiktok 🙄

    • @persephona668
      @persephona668 4 роки тому +25

      @@_coughing_4734 *yes*

    • @Mesruksi
      @Mesruksi 4 роки тому +21

      I’m kinda Sad
      ✂️
      Here you go

  • @leonlovegood350
    @leonlovegood350 4 роки тому +4753

    Me on a mix of witchtok, art tiktoks, BLM tiktoks and history tiktoks: I heard the rumors but I didn't expect straight tiktok to be this- this- this abomination..

  • @m1sc0nc3pt10n
    @m1sc0nc3pt10n 3 роки тому +26

    I love how this guy is so sarcastic that he makes it funny

  • @imperfectapollo45
    @imperfectapollo45 3 роки тому +30

    Bruh I legit got birth control *just* for my periods and the cramps. Thanks to it, I no longer feel like throwing up/passing out whenever I get my period uwu

  • @livlaughluv
    @livlaughluv 3 роки тому +6201

    Ahhhh it’s so frustrating when men assume having sex with them is every woman’s priority, and birth control is used exclusively for sexual reasons. I’ve been on birth control since age 14, due to PCOS and painful cramping. I have the implant and haven’t struggled with pain since. So the guy lipsyncing ‘I wasn’t born last night’: with your perception of women, it seems you were ‘born last night’.

    • @UrLocalBandNerd
      @UrLocalBandNerd 3 роки тому +357

      he's one of the people that tell women that "as a guy, I think menstrual pain is a myth" and, in that same vein "I don't believe in female org*sm"

    • @erikajoyal765
      @erikajoyal765 3 роки тому +17

      Birth control never helped the pain it even got worse as I age (now 25)..
      Did the implant made a big difference?
      I have a silicon hormonal sterilet and it got a little better but not that much 🤔
      Thinking about the implant I'm tired of being in pain from my waist down 1w/4

    • @pastelaxeident
      @pastelaxeident 3 роки тому +15

      I got put on the patch, but before that I used the pill. I kinda refused to do the shot cause needle phobia. I'm just glad my parents realize what I use it for is regulating my hormone levels so I don't be in constant pain.

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 3 роки тому +100

      Even if she did only want it to have sex, wouldn't it be better for her to have it than to not have it? I'm not saying a father should encourage their teen to have sex (which I guess is why he doesn't want to let her take BC pills?) but if she mentioned it and you know she's boy crazy, then she's probably already thinking about being with someone. It's better to put her on the pill so there won't be a teen pregnancy or abortion. Also, it's just a good idea to have that protection, because teens do get assaulted and can get pregnant from it. If you can afford it and she is able to take it without serious health problems, I don't see any reason not to put your teen daughter on the pill if she asks for it or her doctor recommends it.

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 3 роки тому +6

      @@erikajoyal765 I'm not sure what the differences would be between the implant and your sterilet, but it might be worth talking to your doctor about. I've been on birth control for a long time to reduce the severity of my periods, although my issue was moreso heavy bleeding and not cramps. I can say that the implant has done just as much, if not more than, the pill to reduce the severity and frequency of my periods. I usually only get one about every two months, and the bleeding is much easier to deal with. I haven't had any negative side effects or issues with the implant either (it definitely didn't make my period cramps worse).
      However, if you are needle-averse, it might not be for you. They have to inject your arm with lidocaine before they insert the implant (which burns some) and the insertion device has a massive needle as well.

  • @amberf6022
    @amberf6022 4 роки тому +16437

    As a lifeguard, watching that guy repeatedly shove his girlfriend into pool makes me physically hurt

    • @flowerboy119
      @flowerboy119 4 роки тому +1587

      That could really hurt her! People have done that to me and I almost banged my head on a wall once and I got scared.

    • @kierrakim4761
      @kierrakim4761 4 роки тому +656

      Rat Child exactly, and also what if someone was on their period or some shit that would have messed a girl up

    • @ama542
      @ama542 3 роки тому +682

      As someone who has asthma and a lot of trouble retaining air that made me really nervous and desesperate, like I wanted to punch the guy so that the girl could breathe. Something similar happened to me once, when one of my little cousins got angry and tried to hit and drown me, I ended up desesperatelly trying to kick everybody around me and when I got out of the pool I vomited. -00000/10 never letting anybody get near me while on the pool again,,

    • @SL-bn3pd
      @SL-bn3pd 3 роки тому +328

      Something like that happened to me when I was 8, this 5th grader who was also at that same pool would continuously dunk my head under water and hit me. Once he wouldn’t let me get back up. No one did anything because they thought we were playing a game. But that has scarred me and to this day I am still scared of going to public pools. But that definitely could and will hurt someone.

    • @you_actually_read_these_702
      @you_actually_read_these_702 3 роки тому +43

      I feel sorry for you 😔

  • @HeyILoveThis
    @HeyILoveThis 3 роки тому +15

    11:46 IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT SAM'S FACE AT THE END FOR LIKE 3 MINUTES HELP

  • @_pop_rocks_
    @_pop_rocks_ 3 роки тому +27

    The fact that he could only find a definition of straight TikTok on the urban dictionary is quite hilarious

  • @kaitlyn5324
    @kaitlyn5324 4 роки тому +2729

    My fyp is BLM TikTok, Native TikTok, Frog TikTok, Witchtok, Science TikTok, and Gay TikTok. This is... terrifying.

    • @kirierjiro6436
      @kirierjiro6436 4 роки тому +133

      My fyp is blm tiktok, gay tiktok, witch tiktok, and some about manifestation

    • @hemjstudiosother4604
      @hemjstudiosother4604 4 роки тому +69

      I’m on anime Tiktok and BL Tiktok

    • @Shortjascha
      @Shortjascha 4 роки тому +43

      Don't forget animal crossing tiktok

    • @kid_loki2917
      @kid_loki2917 4 роки тому +34

      I'm on witchtok. LGBTQ+ Tik tok cosplay tok. POV tok and alt tok

    • @jillfanning749
      @jillfanning749 4 роки тому +2

      Same. Happylilapenajf is mine.

  • @queenbooklover1351
    @queenbooklover1351 3 роки тому +9014

    What straight TikTok has taught us:
    - Change for people who don't love you for you
    - Nerds will never get love
    - Prank/insult your girlfriends
    - Make inappropriate 'jokes' about women
    - Toxic masculinity

    • @ezzyedits6942
      @ezzyedits6942 3 роки тому +49

      @@nineducksinacardigan bro you literally didn't have to say that that's just being an asshole also this had nothing to do with it and I do agree with some of your points except for the one about the Creator I don't understand what that's about cuz he tried to fix it but you don't know if this person is a child and why I agree there are a lot of bad stuff with that app it shouldn't be the norm not to mention you're talking about it's logic what about anime logic man it's just a game and fantasy and allows kids and teens to make characters and stories easily so shut the fuck up for two goddamn seconds

    • @blackrosejinx5563
      @blackrosejinx5563 3 роки тому +247

      Fr. It sounds like a Disney Channel original show gone horribly wrong.

    • @expresso4thedeppresso
      @expresso4thedeppresso 3 роки тому +14

      @@ezzyedits6942 Mhm

    • @hopesanddreams2998
      @hopesanddreams2998 3 роки тому +122

      Okay but nerds are cute. And women rule. And screw straight tiktok

    • @toasterwafflestm5190
      @toasterwafflestm5190 3 роки тому +143

      also
      -you can get “famous” for having no talent whatsoever

  • @mimeyarchive
    @mimeyarchive 3 роки тому +36

    Me clicking be like: Oh here it goes, the worst torture ever

  • @catelynh1020
    @catelynh1020 2 роки тому +2

    For anyone coming across this video so long after it's been posted, I give you something you'll never unsee about these tiktoks.
    A lot of those pov tiktoks where the guy moves his head towards his shoulder? Sniffing his pits. The waking up tiktok? Sniffing his pit. I can't unsee it and now neither can you.

  • @sparklyspringflower
    @sparklyspringflower 4 роки тому +2677

    I don’t care who you are, I’m a straight white girl and even I’m scared of straight tiktok.

    • @joeanna2396
      @joeanna2396 4 роки тому +52

      Sammeee im straight aaand a heterophob

    • @juliamyburg8935
      @juliamyburg8935 4 роки тому +125

      @@joeanna2396 why would you be a heterophobe I'm-

    • @peiithos
      @peiithos 4 роки тому +155

      Dont blame you. Thats a scary place, we welcome you to gay tik tok because we understand the fear of straight tik tok that sh*t scares me down to my core everytime

    • @joeanna2396
      @joeanna2396 4 роки тому +29

      @ have u never been on str*ight tiktok
      That shit is embarrassing cringe and there r so many homophobes its honestly such a scary place

    • @joeanna2396
      @joeanna2396 4 роки тому +6

      @@juliamyburg8935 cuz straight people scare me
      Theyre cringe and stuff and if u r on straight tik tok u get so much hate there r so many racists homophobes and pro lifers

  • @annahoran5097
    @annahoran5097 3 роки тому +7118

    all of them are weird and problematic but the dude slamming his girlfriend repeatedly into the pool wtf-

    • @fionabmoit7710
      @fionabmoit7710 3 роки тому +458

      I know right..... i looks so hurtful since once my cousin did that to me and i am a beginner at swimming and i remember i was underwater and couldn't get back to the surface..... I nearly drown since i can't breathe that long but thankfully my other cousins came and help me....... it's not a fun experience

    • @ceciliasegura3580
      @ceciliasegura3580 3 роки тому +106

      @@fionabmoit7710 aww I hope you’re okay now

    • @fionabmoit7710
      @fionabmoit7710 3 роки тому +77

      @@ceciliasegura3580 yes i am ok now thanks for your consent

    • @gabby4972
      @gabby4972 3 роки тому +43

      @@fionabmoit7710 for her consent ?😹

    • @fionabmoit7710
      @fionabmoit7710 3 роки тому +131

      @@gabby4972 it's concern🤦🏻‍♀️🤭 i didn't see that mistake........silly me

  • @cuterobots1733
    @cuterobots1733 3 роки тому +25

    I went on BC for both cramps/irregular period and being sexual. If your daughter is going to do stuff wouldnt you want them to be protected anyway??

  • @garakbashir1736
    @garakbashir1736 3 роки тому +15

    12:05 The boy literally took off his glasses and did like 2 push ups. Like, dude, if wanting to be cute made your vision normal again, then I wouldn't have needed LASIK

  • @NoodleCaboodle23
    @NoodleCaboodle23 4 роки тому +8050

    Straight tiktok: let's do annoying dances, sketches somehow worse than lele pons', and assault women.
    Regular tiktok: how bout frogs🧚‍♀️🌸🌷💕🐸

    • @bladesofderp4649
      @bladesofderp4649 4 роки тому +180

      Frogs are brilliant

    • @emzygurl123
      @emzygurl123 4 роки тому +190

      thats frogtok

    • @ilulu5082
      @ilulu5082 4 роки тому +87

      @Amanda Ajeneza Bana i have yet to see a goblincore or cottagecore tiktok compilation, but my god do i really want to

    • @vanessawilliams4018
      @vanessawilliams4018 4 роки тому +41

      kryptic krab just look it up I’ve seen them. They’re honestly so cute

    • @black-nails
      @black-nails 4 роки тому +47

      my tiktok: so here is how we fight discrimination
      cottage core
      how i grew microsphere
      lezbean
      makeup

  • @raccoonclub9510
    @raccoonclub9510 4 роки тому +5277

    Straight TikTok is Boomer humour’s secret child

  • @RadEmpoleon
    @RadEmpoleon 3 роки тому +5

    All these straight tik toks remind me that I am ✨aroace✨

  • @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella
    @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella 3 роки тому +13

    I love how one highlighted thing he said in the sponsor was, *"You don't even need to talk to anyone."*

  • @Elizabeth-bz7jr
    @Elizabeth-bz7jr 4 роки тому +5299

    the birth control one got me HEATED. also the one where they sexually harass a fast food worker

    • @jenniferm7695
      @jenniferm7695 4 роки тому +259

      The straights think they SO funny

    • @yeehaw393
      @yeehaw393 4 роки тому +149

      Bruh when I was at work a group of teenage boys used the same line on me it’s awful

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 4 роки тому +79

      Elizabeth I use it for dermatology reasons, and that had me PISSED.

    • @peiithos
      @peiithos 4 роки тому +58

      Mhm. I have a bias towards straight people. Unless Ik them well I assume theyre like straight tik tok. And some of them are like the birth control one irl and its just 🤢 Its hormonal regulation these dumbasses just tell us to put up with immobilising pain- I- im sorry if its hard to understand this is just word vomit from my thoughts.

    • @nessiefanatic
      @nessiefanatic 4 роки тому +64

      Jennifer M yeah, like i’m a lesbian and i’m on birth control bc i have pcos. birth control has genuine medical advantages and purposes

  • @erinspall5499
    @erinspall5499 4 роки тому +6812

    straight tiktok: stereotypes are bad! prejudice is bad!
    also straight tiktok: I don't wanna be with u cause ur a nerd

    • @miabelen6785
      @miabelen6785 4 роки тому +160

      The amount of times straight tik tok boys have used that EXACT POV

    • @thegirlfromvenuss
      @thegirlfromvenuss 4 роки тому +82

      also straight tiktok: u mad gay bro

    • @rosesinthewintertime5416
      @rosesinthewintertime5416 4 роки тому +106

      Also straight tiktoks: "I like girls who like girls" 😑😒

    • @anonymous_0569
      @anonymous_0569 4 роки тому +26

      Roses in the Winter time that one makes me sick 🤢

    • @cr0wz_
      @cr0wz_ 4 роки тому +36

      “Um, sorry I can’t be your friend cuz you like (insert hobby) and that makes you a nerd/geek/unpopular soo like no offense tho haha”

  • @selectedshipper8282
    @selectedshipper8282 3 роки тому +9

    The guy at 7:13 sounds like he’s trying to be Hardin Scott and faking his accent

  • @DustyForgotten
    @DustyForgotten 3 роки тому +2

    Every time some dude looks his goddamn phone up and down I just compulsively go "Ew. Shut up. Ew. Don't talk to me."

  • @dennapin0
    @dennapin0 4 роки тому +9108

    He was literally drowning his girlfriend for humor

    • @annapratico2838
      @annapratico2838 4 роки тому +278

      Probably has a single digit iq

    • @buhtooski9537
      @buhtooski9537 3 роки тому +628

      She tried to scream but her ✨ head was underwater ✨

    • @gaby2731
      @gaby2731 3 роки тому +30

      Buh Tooski 😹😹

    • @chandraschannel6166
      @chandraschannel6166 3 роки тому +10

      Anna Praticò probably none

    • @wonsandonly
      @wonsandonly 3 роки тому +20

      @@buhtooski9537 lmao I see what you did there ;)

  • @katiegalivan6959
    @katiegalivan6959 4 роки тому +6203

    i’m literally a lesbian on birth control.. i only take it for cramps..

    • @katiegalivan6959
      @katiegalivan6959 4 роки тому +1112

      also why are u against your daughter not getting pregnant... weirdos

    • @bluediner967
      @bluediner967 4 роки тому +491

      katie galivan literally because they think they are objects

    • @vanessam8647
      @vanessam8647 3 роки тому +706

      @@katiegalivan6959 cause they see sex as something they do to women not something they do with women

    • @lordoftheducks332
      @lordoftheducks332 3 роки тому +270

      I’m also a lesbian and my cramps are awful, so I wanna try to get on birth control

    • @chiogrosso2091
      @chiogrosso2091 3 роки тому +32

      Vanessa m this .

  • @bredstic9836
    @bredstic9836 3 роки тому +3

    8:20 scares me sm like wtf dude could she even breathe

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 3 роки тому +8

    “How could one side of an app have a sexuality”
    I like your funny little words, magic man *likes the video*

  • @Coccyxkicker
    @Coccyxkicker 4 роки тому +2390

    The one where the person was like “my future daughter is lying about needing birth control for her cramps I wasn’t born yesterday” I got legit pissed off for a second because the future kid might not be lying and actually need it for her period. This does happen and some people take birth control to lighten their period. Long story short just give your kid birth control if they ask for it.

    • @felipevasconcelos6736
      @felipevasconcelos6736 4 роки тому +386

      Also, even if she’s lying, that means she’s having sex or will have sex soon. Why would you deny birth control to a sexually active teenager?

    • @Crybatty
      @Crybatty 4 роки тому +66

      Unless shes with a single father parent, why would she ask her dad anyway LMFAO. But I agree she should be able to get it if she needs it. :/

    • @liamii5603
      @liamii5603 4 роки тому +193

      And if they are, like what? I don't get whats so cool about being an overprotective dad, your daughter isnt a possession nor something to protect like gold bars but a human being. I really hope that my future child whetheir its a boy or a girl even a they feels happy and free to make their own decisions but responsibly.

    • @liamii5603
      @liamii5603 4 роки тому +54

      Felipe Vasconcelos because hes trying to keeo his "precious daughter" like its a possesion -_____-

    • @ren7570
      @ren7570 4 роки тому +97

      My parents are thinking about getting me birth control purely bc we have to plan around my periods and I can usually barely stand when I get them, not to mention they are irregularly heavy especially for my age. However it is not a split second decision, birth control can come with a lot of negative effects and does change the body in ways that can be harmful. I do agree that parents should concider it if their child asks, but there needs to be a long conversation assisted by medical opinions, at least I think so.

  • @Thatgeeky_Artist
    @Thatgeeky_Artist 3 роки тому +7982

    My sister shows me straight TikTok saying how hot the guys are
    Me: *Laughs In Lesbian*

    • @sadpowie
      @sadpowie 3 роки тому +173

      I feel bad for your sister

    • @sanyarochelle
      @sanyarochelle 3 роки тому +21

      Naw fr Lmfaooo

    • @maddisonnotrae7568
      @maddisonnotrae7568 3 роки тому +85

      bruh they always show me that althought I'm in a relationship with a girl like wtaf

    • @Thatgeeky_Artist
      @Thatgeeky_Artist 3 роки тому +36

      @@maddisonnotrae7568 for real tho, I can totally relate

    • @yinn2852
      @yinn2852 3 роки тому +49

      *laughs in aroace*

  • @madelinefisher3262
    @madelinefisher3262 3 роки тому +3

    I think the birth control one hit me most, especially because I sort of feel like that when I tell someone I’m on it. I’m on it for getting bad side effects with cramps because it associated with my IBS. Honestly, telling someone or letting someone know sort of feels like being judged until I tell them why..... we really need to regulate that birth control isn’t just for “fully” protected sex.

  • @socktoast636
    @socktoast636 4 роки тому +4123

    The most painful things a human can experience:
    Passing a kidney stone
    Giving birth
    Getting kicked in the nuts
    Stepping on a Lego
    Period cramps
    Watching a straight Tiktok

    • @lilith_projects3918
      @lilith_projects3918 4 роки тому +34

      sock toast They're so bad. I love your profile picture, btw.

    • @kirierjiro6436
      @kirierjiro6436 4 роки тому +59

      Period cramps too

    • @Jadeigital
      @Jadeigital 4 роки тому +77

      Watching a straight TikTok is worse than stepping on lego barefoot, change my mind.

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 роки тому +15

      getting stabbed

    • @lividp0ser
      @lividp0ser 4 роки тому +8

      You forgot period cramps