@@clifffield1 I think it's permanent! I'm all smooth like an Action Man "down there" now! Master Kens videos need a groin warning. Do you think I could sue?
Yeah well, I think it was because that poor guy didn't even realize, that he was already standing in the eye of the hurticane... Master Ken just let him stew in his own juice...
True. Plus: Not only was it hard for the camera to visually capture it - that thing hurts the eye, long before you know, what is going on. Even from afar. That is. True. Mastery.
This was one of the funniest ever, and the satire was so on point! We all know Master Ken's voices ended because he used a secret ultrasound technique, btw. But he'll teach it that next time
Master Ken is actually a real martial artist outside of his character, funny enough, hes actually a black belt in American and Okinawan Kenpo, but has trained a bunch of stuff like boxing, aikido, ect
So funny that Ken would roast Kenpo...a style his body movements show he trained in for many years. Also one of his ASSociates admitted it in one of his videos. LOL
Master Ken graced his magnificent presence in my home state of Massachusetts. I love how he pronounced Woburn. But that's ok, Master Ken can say Woburn anyway he wants. Since he is the Master of Throwing Voices, he can throw his voice as a weapon, which I ve heard is called The Voice of Death. Thanks for sharing as always. Hysterically funny as usual. 🥋🥋🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm so glad Master Ken slowed that down for us . . . Otherwise we would have had to get the Slo Mo Guys to come with their high speed cameras! Much respect to MasterbKen for his thoughtfulness!
I too subscribe to the “Restomp that groin” technique. Courageous “Sacktical” retreat methods are much easier after a double dose of vulcanized Berry Beatings.
Yo! Tom has a good poker face! As far as Nathan's demonstration, I agree with Master Ken 7 techniques are a lot, but using one or two .like the 1st 2 the block attack to the head, should be enough to stop your opponent,
Master Ken, many new born babies are bullying me! I desperately need help! Please make an instructional video on how to defend myself in this deadly, dangerous situation!
ok i love Master ken , and i agree , if you have to land 7 techniques before the opponent stops , then something is very wrong, 2 maximum, 1 if you are really good.
I just ran out and tried this on a drugged up badger...... No need to say I failed, simply becouse Mr Sir Sensei Master Ken is the only one who can master this technique.
Don't know anything about martial arts except stomp the groin....but I was wondering, how does that other "technique" work if the assailant throws two rights in a row or an upper cut or kicks you first? In other words how does it work in real life?
@@jandobatter480 nah it can definitely work in a real fight. it's doesn't have a 100% success rate tho. and i'm not sure if you are even supposed to try it on an actual fight
i'm pretty sure that this "technique" is just a drill to teach you about a principle from kempo. the way in which i understand this drill is that when you manage to block, parry or dodge an attack, you should use that same motion to inmediately counter attack, and then after you do that, you're supposed to be ready for their next attack (which can be anything) because it isn't like you are always going to end the fight with just one counter attack (it does happens sometimes when you fight people that aren't used to gettibg punched tho haha). anyways, after you do a succesful counter, i personally advice to try and use that moment to unbalance your oppoenent and then do a grappling technique, but that might just be because i'm super biased to Judo and grappling in general.
Tom is that really you? You sold me a coat once. I didn't know you studied martial arts. Now you're making me wonder if this coat really is good or if I should take it back to the coat factory in Burlington where you sold it to me.
It's a funny video but he still got a point, this elbow technique doesn't work. If I bother to hit someone with an elbow to the chest, I go with all my weight in it, and the guy should be on the ground gasping for air. If you don't then you shouldn't go for an elbow strike
He would've really thrown Nathan off if he would've thrown a 3rd punch and cracked him upside the head lol. "See I can block all of his strikes because I'm telling him which strikes to throw". These martial artists always get wrecked going up against Muay Thai, Krav Maga, BJJ or Wrestling.
In reality, if the 3rd-punch is possible, the defense so far was just not effective. So we can add Kempo to the list! :) This was just a training-kata. No (fake-)master would admit that his attacks against the enemy are useless.
@@matthiasseidel1336 And just about any footage of a guy using strictly something like Karate (especially today's shopping plaza karate) against BJJ or other practical martial art leads to them getting handled real quick
Propably Master Ken got the rona but he spat it out through a wall onto the street where it was attacked by screaming banshees and then ran over.... 10 times. But the spitting was so hard the throat got a little bit sore. However because of master Ken rona is now off the planet and even the deceased raised from the death. But obviously he is very humble about saving the world
I know that this was a joke, but Ken’s premise is actually correct. If your opponent is still swinging while your doing your little hand strikes, that means it’s not working. Training to do something that doesn’t work is stupid. The “thunder fist” is silly.
@@nerfmarioluigi5589 No, it is dumb, bud. You assume the attacker has no clue how to actually throw a punch, the attacker will only throw punches one way, that you are able to pull off two actions for every one action the attacker can make, that the attacker will stand in one place and not use any footwork, that the attacker will keep his head and chest exposed for all your attacks, and so much more. If your method of delivering damage requires your opponent to be physically/mentally handicapped to be executed, that move is bad. Sorry, kenpo doesn’t make anyone superhuman, it doesn’t instantly make your attacker stupid. Any pressure testing in a full speed scenario against an opponent who does not want you to do this would prove that this move in particular has an extremely high rate of failure. There are too many variables, too many motions, and too little time to do them. This is basic, elementary even. I’m not even saying all kenpo is bad, but this move reeks of Ed Parker, who is a well documented Bull $hi++er, even though not everything he did was wrong. Eve kenpo practitioners, if they’ve practiced long enough, will tell you that the majority of kenpo schools are McDojos, which is why most people who only practice kenpo get destroyed by combat sports practitioners in wrestling, mma, and BJJ.
Ken is so modest, we all know his voice ran over the car really and he's just trying to cover for insurance purposes.
I wear a cup, just to protect myself whilst watching. Master Ken is THAT powerful.
Wise choice
I didn't, and now I can't have kids. 😲
@@robertwright7937 Damn this Master Ken guy! I hope your nether-region miraculously recovers...
@@clifffield1 I think it's permanent! I'm all smooth like an Action Man "down there" now! Master Kens videos need a groin warning. Do you think I could sue?
@@robertwright7937 I suspect that Master Ken has a pile of bodies lined up, those who have tried to sue him previously... Proceed with caution.
I feel bad for the guy who ran over his voice, because you know the vehicle was totaled and the policy couldn't cover an act of Ameridote.
Brilliant!
How did Tom manage to hold in that laugh as he was getting licked. I was howling at my screen
Look carefully...He didn't.
Some might say it's the paralysis of fear.
You need to get out more
Because he was properly stunned by the combo.
I thought he was going to mention the "hurticane", but he surprised me with "the eye of the groin" lol
"Every groin has one eye. ...just one." 😂
That's because he was standing right behind you when you yelled hurticane at the screen, so he went back in time and changed the technique.
Yeah well, I think it was because that poor guy didn't even realize, that he was already standing in the eye of the hurticane... Master Ken just let him stew in his own juice...
“While hitting a pressure point in the shin with his toe”. This was brilliant
True. Plus: Not only was it hard for the camera to visually capture it - that thing hurts the eye, long before you know, what is going on. Even from afar. That is. True. Mastery.
Watching Master Ken roasting Nathan with his questions about storms was super funny
This was one of the funniest ever, and the satire was so on point!
We all know Master Ken's voices ended because he used a secret ultrasound technique, btw. But he'll teach it that next time
I studied Kenpo at TRACO in Phx. back in the mid 80's. This is absolutely hilarious......the bulging eyeball had me doubled over.
How he keeps a straight face throughout these demonstrations is a miracle to me.
Discovered Master Ken recently, and it's so good... I just keep watching and laughing my groin off.
This channel is so comical, but he is actually making realistic points about other martial art's BS.
Yeah feel that.
Master Ken is actually a real martial artist outside of his character, funny enough, hes actually a black belt in American and Okinawan Kenpo, but has trained a bunch of stuff like boxing, aikido, ect
@@awerawer0708 Yes!!! His real name is Matt Page!!!! Just about all Master Ken fans are aware of who he really is and his credentials 🙂
Master Ken, funny, as always! Good to see you’re blessing the dojo of my friend Nathan with your humble yet incomparable presence! 🙏🏽
These just keep getting better.
Even more entertaining, knowing Master Ken is actually a Kenpoka.😁
Thanks for mentioning me in the video! Master Ken doesn't know me...yet! Lol!
And like always restomp that groin 🔥
Enjoy watching Mr Ken's videos, all of them have a knowledge side and an entertaining side
🙏😁👍🏻
So funny that Ken would roast Kenpo...a style his body movements show he trained in for many years. Also one of his ASSociates admitted it in one of his videos. LOL
The wisdom on master Ken's voice is on levels never seen before. Let's not talk about his self- confidence.
Master Ken graced his magnificent presence in my home state of Massachusetts. I love how he pronounced Woburn. But that's ok, Master Ken can say Woburn anyway he wants. Since he is the Master of Throwing Voices, he can throw his voice as a weapon, which I ve heard is called The Voice of Death. Thanks for sharing as always. Hysterically funny as usual. 🥋🥋🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The voice of groin" maybe? Not "The voice of death".
@@aleksanterikaansalo that's actually kind of funny. But everything about Master Ken is deadly serious and ridiculously funny all at the same time.😂🤣😅
When Ken asked about storms and meteorology there was an opportunity to throw jokes back regarding the Hurticane.
Props to everyone involved, in making this... greatly enjoyed the humor pick me up and and I am going to click the subscribe button.
I'm so glad Master Ken slowed that down for us . . . Otherwise we would have had to get the Slo Mo Guys to come with their high speed cameras! Much respect to MasterbKen for his thoughtfulness!
I'm going to use this exact technique in every street fight I get into from now on.
Maybe bring a wet wipe to clean that ear first.
I too subscribe to the “Restomp that groin” technique. Courageous “Sacktical” retreat methods are much easier after a double dose of vulcanized Berry Beatings.
THUNDER FISTING!!! brilliant! Lmao
The funniest part is I remember the faded outline of the Parker patch on Master Ken's old gi top.
The belt hanging from another belt is a great inside joke
Love how Ken mocks his own system (he’s trained In American kenpo) Ed Parker would just find this so funny
Tommy Card get extra points for keeping a straight face all the way through that. I didn't manage.
Bring in The Slow Mo Guys! (Would also be interesting to see some defense against high speed cameras.)
Oh my God seriously Master Ken you're too hilarious.😂😂😂
That works so good in the dojo with a willing participant.
I love that red kimono!
And humour
Next will be Master Ken destroy the multiverse with his groin stomping move
You should've told me you were in the Boston area! I would've gone over there to show you the proper way to drive!
Started the video because Nathan is hot, stayed because Master Ken had me crying laughing.
I'm glad Master Ken was only practising throwing his voice, because getting sick would be impossible for him.
Yo! Tom has a good poker face!
As far as Nathan's demonstration, I agree with Master Ken 7 techniques are a lot, but using one or two .like the 1st 2 the block attack to the head, should be enough to stop your opponent,
Master Ken's speed is amazing!
I sure hope he didn't demonstrate that technique on Johnny B. at the USCCA event in Wisconsin!
5:30 My guy was fading out
Both nice guys. Silliness as usual.
This man solo's verse at 0.001% power
Thunder fisting Lolz! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Master Ken can defeat you with his voice! That’s how dangerous he is.
What was that dude's name again? I didn't catch it...
I’ve practiced Master Kens tongue 👅 technique with my girlfriend. Twice last night and once in the morning. Thank you Ameridote 🙏
Master Ken, many new born babies are bullying me! I desperately need help! Please make an instructional video on how to defend myself in this deadly, dangerous situation!
An absolute legend! And also Master Ken was there!
A parody of a Kempo nstructor, vs a Kempo instructor.
yeah
after demo intro t'Tommy's face was priceless
When chuck norris sees master ken he restomps his own groin out of fear
Sifu, you are HOWL-larious!!!!
Master Ken is so strong that when he does shadow boxing, he's actually fighting Chuck Noris's shadow.
The DONG captured with highspeed film. ->
As he comes in ... slower
As he comes in ... slower
😂😂
What happened to Ed Parker When You Need Him ???
WOW just woke up to a good laugh 🤣🤣
The beauty of Ken's technique is it is self explanatory. Yet I have just one question: Is the mustache real or a paste on job?
You know its bad when Master Ken's techniques are more effective in real life than that other nonsense! LOL!!!
You do realize master ken is a black belt in kenpo right?
It's more of a choreographed dance than a fighting technique.
Master Ken said that Kenpo was bullshit many years ago.
ok i love Master ken , and i agree , if you have to land 7 techniques before the opponent stops , then something is very wrong, 2 maximum, 1 if you are really good.
Kenpo? What kind?
😂🤣✌️ 'eye of the groin "
Heat drives the weather engine. True facts.
When you call yourself master you are usually a master of ego.
Which is why only the comedian called himself a master.
I just ran out and tried this on a drugged up badger......
No need to say I failed, simply becouse Mr Sir Sensei Master Ken is the only one who can master this technique.
Don't know anything about martial arts except stomp the groin....but I was wondering, how does that other "technique" work if the assailant throws two rights in a row or an upper cut or kicks you first? In other words how does it work in real life?
It doesn't! Master Ken is with his critic simple right!
As any other technique, is you wonder how it works in real life...well, it doesn't work. Still is a good and funny training.
@@jandobatter480 nah it can definitely work in a real fight. it's doesn't have a 100% success rate tho. and i'm not sure if you are even supposed to try it on an actual fight
i'm pretty sure that this "technique" is just a drill to teach you about a principle from kempo.
the way in which i understand this drill is that when you manage to block, parry or dodge an attack, you should use that same motion to inmediately counter attack, and then after you do that, you're supposed to be ready for their next attack (which can be anything) because it isn't like you are always going to end the fight with just one counter attack (it does happens sometimes when you fight people that aren't used to gettibg punched tho haha). anyways, after you do a succesful counter, i personally advice to try and use that moment to unbalance your oppoenent and then do a grappling technique, but that might just be because i'm super biased to Judo and grappling in general.
Rising storms are essentially when you get lots of hot air rising to the top :p
Tom is that really you? You sold me a coat once. I didn't know you studied martial arts. Now you're making me wonder if this coat really is good or if I should take it back to the coat factory in Burlington where you sold it to me.
Did you check the pockets? Probably full of shit like what he teaches.
Omg master Ken soooo funny love it
Master Ken's Privates - Starring his Lightning Dong
Master Ken the best!
My favorite episode that doesnt exist will be “How to defend against a Pisces”.
T H U N D E R F I S T I N G T E C H N I Q U E
🤣🤣🤣🤣 sorry master Ken.. I'm laughing at the fact these people are either dead stupid or have huge balls getting in your way
Can't stop laughing 😆 🤣 😂
Ayo whats up MASTER KEN---TUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Master Ken, are you related to Ron Burgundy?
Master Ken promotes them while taking the wind out of their sails.
This is the boy's version of patty cake.
Ken is the man
Master Ken breaks the storm wind
this is like shaw brothers kung fu movie level funny
It's a funny video but he still got a point, this elbow technique doesn't work. If I bother to hit someone with an elbow to the chest, I go with all my weight in it, and the guy should be on the ground gasping for air. If you don't then you shouldn't go for an elbow strike
I have a hard time figuring out which of them is the parody character.
Master Ken, why did they name their art after you? Ken Poe.
The toughest guy in the world, ufc banned him from competing as he would dominate 🙂
I'm hoping the WWE allows him
Nice
мастер КЕН - МАСТЕР МАСТЕРОВ !!!!
всё остальное - блекнет !!!😂🤣😂👍
He actually got the name right?!
LoL I pass by that dojo didn't know you were there master Ken I would hand you my black belt so I can get a nice crisp clean
ameri-do-te white belt
I live in Woburn 🤣🤣
Nathan looks and sounds like a young Bill "Superfoot" Wallace.
He would've really thrown Nathan off if he would've thrown a 3rd punch and cracked him upside the head lol. "See I can block all of his strikes because I'm telling him which strikes to throw". These martial artists always get wrecked going up against Muay Thai, Krav Maga, BJJ or Wrestling.
In reality, if the 3rd-punch is possible, the defense so far was just not effective. So we can add Kempo to the list! :)
This was just a training-kata. No (fake-)master would admit that his attacks against the enemy are useless.
@@matthiasseidel1336 And just about any footage of a guy using strictly something like Karate (especially today's shopping plaza karate) against BJJ or other practical martial art leads to them getting handled real quick
"Naughty Nate" 😄😄😄
Propably Master Ken got the rona but he spat it out through a wall onto the street where it was attacked by screaming banshees and then ran over.... 10 times.
But the spitting was so hard the throat got a little bit sore.
However because of master Ken rona is now off the planet and even the deceased raised from the death.
But obviously he is very humble about saving the world
I know that this was a joke, but Ken’s premise is actually correct. If your opponent is still swinging while your doing your little hand strikes, that means it’s not working. Training to do something that doesn’t work is stupid. The “thunder fist” is silly.
You don’t know what real kenpo is buddy. :)
You do realize master kens first martial art he ever did was kenpo right? And he teaches it in real life when he’s not joking around.
@@nerfmarioluigi5589
Doesn’t change the fact that thunder fist is dumb, buddy. :)
@@kolbywilliams7234 it ain’t dumb bud. You practice the damn thing and then it becomes like second nature. :)
@@nerfmarioluigi5589
No, it is dumb, bud. You assume the attacker has no clue how to actually throw a punch, the attacker will only throw punches one way, that you are able to pull off two actions for every one action the attacker can make, that the attacker will stand in one place and not use any footwork, that the attacker will keep his head and chest exposed for all your attacks, and so much more. If your method of delivering damage requires your opponent to be physically/mentally handicapped to be executed, that move is bad.
Sorry, kenpo doesn’t make anyone superhuman, it doesn’t instantly make your attacker stupid. Any pressure testing in a full speed scenario against an opponent who does not want you to do this would prove that this move in particular has an extremely high rate of failure. There are too many variables, too many motions, and too little time to do them. This is basic, elementary even. I’m not even saying all kenpo is bad, but this move reeks of Ed Parker, who is a well documented Bull $hi++er, even though not everything he did was wrong. Eve kenpo practitioners, if they’ve practiced long enough, will tell you that the majority of kenpo schools are McDojos, which is why most people who only practice kenpo get destroyed by combat sports practitioners in wrestling, mma, and BJJ.
Master ken if I have a female stalking me what should I do
A little bit disappointed that all this talk about storms and weather and no mention of The Hurticane (TM).