a morning with the Cheese at 5% brainpower
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- sometimes she has bad days where her brain is barely on so she takes forever to make decisions but she acts less rashly and doesn’t ram into walls so thats a plus at least
we dont get these days often so theyre nice when it does happen
she may be confused, but she’s not confused
bearded dragons are such special creatures
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Her brain's just the Mii maker theme but every note is random
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I love how everyone agrees beardies have just one brain cell most of the time, but other times they remember they have a brain and turn it on for HIGH ENERGY mode.
It's hard being a Cheese. Luckily Cheese has a good personal butler.
if only she paid me
It is now real cheese hours.
Sitting here, eating a bowl of chili, watching a lizard eat roaches. Perfection
Cheese mukbang
That bowl of chili comes with explosive dharihea
In this episode Cheese discovers love, goes on a date, and has to listen to Kerhu berate Ashley. All this and more! On the Cheese show
She licks things to get information about her surroundings. It's like dogs sniffing. It's the Jacob'sche organ on the roof of her mouth, like an ear or eye for us, so totally normal and healthy behavior.
Cheese can't use more than 5% of her brainpower, because the universe risks getting destroyed if she does
mine is weird too. He would bonk his head on the glass endlessly until I let him out, then he would walk around a bit and then walk back to the cage, wanting to go back in.
pov youre me and didnt realize you disabled the comments
Cheese is a great inspiration to get meself a reptile friendo, which goes well with your tutorial videos. I'm almost terrified they have a brain capacity equal to Cheese's
Cheese is like it spirit animal she's always there loving you and.. likes to don't come down even tho the stairs are there
I think Cheese's brain might be part butter
Funny thing is these reptiles are supposed to be quite intelligent
I'm pretty sure Cheese is just confused or lost 95% of her brain today.
I like how you say "My Cheese". It reminds me of "My Lady".
pov: long day at work
I love when Cheese does a little slip like at 6:58
shes really good at walking
I swear cheese rolled their eyes
Cheese
What did Cheese do wrong at the end??
Cheese and my lizard lemon lol they act the same
what type of cheese is cheese
parmasean because shes hardheaded and stinky
Do not put your negative vibes on her do not tell her that she is dumb and that toy is better than her and such bs. You make her feel bad. That’s why she is depressed. That's why she don't want you to pet her because of your negative attitude towards Cheese. Uderstand that she is not a dog she won't behave like one. She is a lizard, a whole another personality. She has feelings too you must respect that or you won't have compromise with her. I don't want to poke you i just want you two lads to be happy, loving and understanding each other. Be patient with her! She is not dumb she understands your feelings towards her. Be proud of her give her constructive remarks. Compare her to the picnic video also yourself.
Most importantly LOVE accept and tolerate cheese.
If you want help bonding with cheese. Tell me i can help you. Just give me a pm platform.
Or
If you cannot bond with her don't make her life bad. Give her someone who could accept her as her.
Thank you so much for reaching out, it has helped us tremendously. We have applied for couples therapy and will start as soon as next week. However, I have an simple inquiry as I believe you are the best individual to ask:
Are you a reptilian? The information you have so generously supplied has changed our lives drastically, and I have no better conclusion to make than to assume you must be an insider. There is no other explanation for the thoroughness and accuracy in your advice.
Hope you hear back from you shortly!
- Cheese
@@ker_h23 Is there couple therapy for human and reptiles?
I speak the language of the life and the language of life is the language wich is spoken by every living creature in the universe. It is your energy in your souls. Open your third👁 I know about feelings.
But Im not a reptilian humanoid. Im the wolfman. 🐸🐺
Im glad to help everywhere i can. What she really wants from you is you to be proud of her when she is around you. Most importantly love her. It's hurting her when she is playing herself and don't get the same reaction of happiness and pride, she got from you erlier. But laughing and degrading comments. Do not let popularity stand between friends. Human animal friendship is real. I saw you struggling with bonding with cheese. Made me feel bad. Because i enjoyed watching you two having fun together. Cheese and you looked way happier 9 months ago. I want you two to be that happy and loving again. The main problem i think is that you don't give cheese the same attention you gave her 9 months ago. Also handle her more firmly Change on these if you'd would like cheese to be more friendly and to respect you. She will be thankful for you. I hope i will see you enjoying yourselves.🙇♀️🦎
Sincirely: Canosus Lupus
@@ker_h23 you are a brave woman
i love and would die for cheese
I ship cheese x komodo dragon
I think your dog is broken
You don't have legs
When you were talking to Ashley off camera, I though you were talking to your sister for a second because I forgot (since Ashley is such a human name), and when you said "oh my god she ate the cricket," I was like "WOAH" and then I was like "oh... I'm so sorry" when the camera panned to her
her and i actually did eat crickets when we were younger, im not sure why but we were eager to try them lol
Oh my gosh Cheese licking stuff is my favorite thing
0:56 cheese has aquired a taste for human flesh, let's get outta here
Sittin in the hospital watching a beardy named cheese missing my own beardy 💛 this makes me feel better thank you 🫶🏾
This has got to b the best thing ever, finally someone that understands🤣this is exactly how life is with my beardie drogon!!
My bearded dragon has a favorite rock that she likes to lay her head on, right under one of her lamps. She also tends to poop on it a lot.
So when I take it out to wash it and sterilize it, she always goes to the spot where it was, lays down on the floor, and stares angrily at me.
Like dude, you've been doing this for over a year now, you know what happens when you poop on the poop rock.
Yeah those are not kisses those are smelling and sensing the objects and environment. lol I have a bearded dragon and I love him so much.
Cheese is smarter than a Fifth Grader
cheese would get along with my rico. jk probably not. but theoretically they could go to prom together. i would chaperone 11/10.
she can attend the prom i was never able to because covid with Rico
Can't wait to get my first beardie. Yet I still have to wait a while
cheese is yummy
All hail cheese
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You changed your profile pic! Also I love the name 🧀
thank you :D
My male beard is got very e x c i t e d during this
Lol my dog is afraid of my beardie too