I’m from North Carolina and this is literally one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen! “I mean my uncle is still on the road for breeding illegal reptiles” 🤣
Good lord i went to school in asheville for one semester that was enough the fakest people the fakest community and the most bo ive ever smelled in one place it was worse then a homeless camp.
I was getting some road rage in traffic this morning and actually said out loud to myself "when you're hotter than grease, say yes to peace" ...I have found my new Zen statement!
james d I gotta go with “‘nem/ nim.” I was probably 10 before I learned that “nim” wasn’t really a word that meant “your family.” Though, I concur, it is DEFINITELY “Momma.” 😁👍
I hope you realize that the people at Comedy Central thinks you're a dumb ass, because of where you live. You should move up North for a few years, so you get a good picture of how Northerners look down on Southern people. I've lived in Mn for 11 years, and I'm originally from Texas. Come up here to where all the hard leaning lefty's live and see if you still think videos like this are funny. *They are making fun of people like you and not in a nice way.* *Get it?*
"What percentage of Cherokee are you" I'm dead I haven't met one proper native american in my life but every southerner you meet will say their part Cherokee
I wouldn't doubt that most people whose families have been there for generations have some indian ancestry. There were a ton of Cherokee and other indian tribes that owned slaves prior to and during the civil war, and a bunch of yeoman indian farmers that intermarried into the aristocracy. Full bloods prior to the war were looked upon with disdain by the mixed cherokee, as being lazy, fat, and only concerned with subsistence farming on their small farms or in their villages. It wasn't until the indian wars and after, when it was clear that the tribes were all in danger of being wiped out, that being full blooded became something of a virtue again. Family legend says that I have about an 1/8 or a 1/16 of Oneidan indian, but I have hit a dead end on the paperwork trail. Only leads I got is an ancestor with no mother listed on the birth certificate, and the one the family says, which was a lady with an adoptive father, whose biological father was supposedly Oneidan. In the late 1800s and early 1900s it became a lot more taboo to have indian blood in you, so it could be that family legend is accurate, but no one at the time wanted it recorded in official records.
I am half native, card carrying and all- Quarter Cherokee, quarter Comanche- but I swear ever since I 1st moved Oklahoma seems like everybody I meet is at least 116th Cherokee. Even the dogs swear they are 116th Cherokee. Well it seems that way around here at least.
@@OzarkRose Visit? My family has landed there and yes it is Cherokee land. My grandmother who was full blood Cherokee lived there. I have in fact visited all over the world including all over their state. What I say still stands true.
@@jansa940 actually there is a list. Some herbs/spices and essential oils can be harmful to development or cause contractions which puts the fetus at risk. Many kinds of fish contain too much mercury to safely eat while pregnant. There is a loooong list hahaha
@@jansa940 Let's try logic one more time. There is a list of harmful things that pregnant women can't have. Unless she chooses to, which puts her unborn baby at harm. Haven't you seen people smoke while pregnant? Or smoke in general? Sometimes people don't make the healthiest decisions. That doesn't mean we haven't compiled a list of things harmful to the fetus that preggos should avoid... Sorry to drop all that common sense on yah in one go brother
"Dolly Parton or-" "Dolly." He didn't need to hear the rest. Edit: This is your daily reminder that Dolly said Black Lives Matter because she is a goddamn saint.
@@andrewwestberry1841 my dad did too...but anywhere with sticks COULD mean any country area. I grew up in the sticks. Also...my momma used switches. So..literally anywhere with sticks really
My dad would spank me, my mom she knew how to make you feel like shit for doing stupid stuff and put the thought in your mind that you will get hit. I mean maybe not by her but by the 6 foot bull my father, My dad is half German with a mix of Jewish blood ( don’t ask, my dad’s family is in shock about this and it’s an embarrassment to his side of the family), and my mom is part polish and Irish. So you’d except a lot of yelling from my mom, and a lot of beatings with explosive anger from my dad. I learned a few things, don’t get neither angry and don’t do anything stupid or you might get hit. That and if you lie, your ass is going to be redder than a cherry tomato. Also both my parents are from Idaho so...
"When you were punished as a kid where would your parents hit you?" "Home, school, church, anywhere with sticks really." "That's a phenomenal answer..."
@@bobbierobinson6269 Then why did he go to the restaurant? If it wasn't on the menu he wouldn't have gone and if it was, he didn't order it even though he "needed it".
@@kingjamestres Bro, I'm being playful. Calm your shit 😒 Also I said Indian heritage and have known *many* people in my life time who I grew up with who were part Cherokee, and we're *all* from Texas. Not all of our ancestors were born in the same fucking place, in fact, most of mine were born in the UK and/or were Union Army soldiers, in other words *not* born in the south, k?
@@russellngwinn6800 Well, that doesn't mean there aren't people who are part Cherokee or of other native American heritage in the south 😒 My family and I are among the *many* who I've known through out my life who are. But that's why it's a joke, because we're all about as Indian as Elizabeth Warren, in other words, only by a small percentage, yet we're still obsessed with it.
I thought I was special until my girlfriend told me she's also 1/16th Cherokee like me. Then I thought we were a special couple. Then I saw this video.
@@Ashley-lm4nv It's not "on the road." It's "on the RUN" - as in "on the run from the law." In parts of the South - like Florida, but it's not the only one by any stretch of the imagination - some people are fascinated by breeding and raising reptiles (mostly alligators and certain snakes) that are deemed "dangerous" by their state governments. So what Trae is saying is that his uncle is on the run from the law to avoid being arrested for breeding (and probably selling) reptiles that North Carolina put on its "no-no" list.
There is such a thing as vegan gravy. Also, I’ve had vegan gluten-free biscuits and gravy and it was so good I got seconds. If it’s not good, then don’t just complain about it, make it good.
Every time I hear Drew Morgan say "Cracker Barrel cosplay party", I have the deepest belly laugh. That's some genius comedy gold right there. Bless these Southern hearts!
I will say it is weird that country life is being turned into a hipster trend. Someone told me about lumbersexual trends and I thought it was a joke. It's not.
As a southerner who's always wanted to be more cultured and metropolitan but is coming around to embracing his southern roots and inner hillbilly I 100% approve this sketch, it had me crying laughing lol
You can be cultured and be a southerner. Mark Twain, anybody? Just because some Twitiot has an abundance of opinion about “flyover country” doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with you.
Pizza Pizza I work at a kfc in a fairly white area AND EVERYONE FUCKING AROUND HERE WANTS THE GRILLED BREASTS!!!! I FUCKING HATE IT CAUSE IM WORKING ON LOSING WEIGHT / BUILDING MUSCLE (grilled has less carbs and white meat has more protein) AND WE ALWAYS ARE FUCKING MAKING MORE!!!!! LIKE IDK IF YOU THINK ITS HEALTHY JUST CAUSE ITS GRILLED BUT THE SODIUM IN IT IS FUCKED. the stereotypes are beyond true
@@jwilsonhandmadeknives2760 Bone in, skin on chicken breast is acceptable. Boneless skinless chicken breast, on the other hand, is a different story. Takes a really good cook to make it taste good.
Regina Billotti absolutely agree. The skin is the only source of flavor on a breast, unless you count whatever seasoning you can smear on it. It takes an experienced cook to make a chicken breast worth the effort of eating it.
Holy SHIT I had never ever heard of this show before reading this comment... Just watched a couple clips and I am in looooove. *Thank you!!* This is insanely witty comedy!
American Southerners and Canadian Hicks do have a lot going on the same way, but Hicks tend to be more...well Americans would call it liberal, but in Canada its just being understanding and socially accepting of differences. Canadian Hicks aren't as likely to gave problems with gay or black people, or be more religious than anyone else. Hell, no one in Canada cares who you love so long as you both like hockey
We were the fuckers from outside Boone with property there for camping. Not going to lie, they pegged that place. But I do fondly recall the people there being extremely nice, even saving us once in a flash flood one time.
When she said no dark meat or gravy, and the grits is vegan I would used my fingers to make a cross and slowly backed out the restaurant. I'm so southern I had to Google how to spell vegan because my phone wouldn't auto complete it.
I'da hadda dab a handkerchief in sweet tea and wave it under my nose to keep from passing out... although I DID enjoy the erstwhile "tomato test" for the cook.
I live in a prevalent city in the South and this is soooo true. We have a lot of businesses popping up started by Californians and New Yorkers who have moved here with very heavy hipster/SJW social undertones. This skit is freakishly accurate.
I've been hit all of those places plus the shoe aisle at Walmart, and by sticks he means switches which are sticks that were alive just a few seconds before you got hit with them. Little known fact: parents who hit their kids with switches are frustrated by the fact that they can't swing the whole tree at them.
LOL - I had never heard the term "stick" before. my grandpa use to hit me with a "switch" so I knew exactly what that meant. thanks for making that clear cause I wanted to enjoy the joke.
The only damn thing I’ve actually liked on CC in a long time,aside from the occasional South Park bit. Yeah,all three guys nailed it;accent,demeanor,cadence,and subject matter references got an honest reaction👍🏻
I have a very neutral accent for a southern girl, most of the time, but I start sounding like them after listening to their comedy videos or podcasts, lol!
lamo, same! I was born in Oklahoma and spent most my life there. About 5 years ago I grabbed my kids, our cats, and what we could grab in 2 days, then we got out'a dodge. I was done with the toxicity and we went no contact. We were headed for the North West along the coast. We ended up in Montana. Not gon'na lie, best town I've ever lived in. And since we moved I have discovered that I have a southern accent. I really didn't think I did back when we were in Oklahoma. I just didn't have that southern drawl so much. But now, now that I am here in the north I have one. So very odd.
This was honestly one of the first videos of the boys I watched and I was cracking up the first time and still do. Plus all the shit that they talk about that southerners do. I grew up in a small town in texas so this hits home for me 😂 I love that Trae keeps calling Drew a smart ass lol
“Home, school, church, anywhere with sticks really”
“That’s a phenomenal answer”
True story
Do you repeat funny lines immediately after their said when you go to the movies?
Phenomenal's too big a word.
And the only correct answer lol
@@guanoguy4800 southerners have culture and accents, but we're not stupid
"You can fry anything if the grease is hot enough"
True southern words of wisdom.
Wisest of the wise.
I think my grandma used to say that.
KimShea22 Can and have
You cyan fra eenythin if the graiz is hot enough
Even ice.
I’m from North Carolina and this is literally one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen! “I mean my uncle is still on the road for breeding illegal reptiles” 🤣
I'm from VA and I was dying 😂😂😂
I also wonder if that guy is really from Boone because the accent is spot-on
I was born and raised 25 mins from Mt. Olive, this is relatable 😂😂
I live in Boone 🤣🤣
Good lord i went to school in asheville for one semester that was enough the fakest people the fakest community and the most bo ive ever smelled in one place it was worse then a homeless camp.
_“And Doctor told me I got the pre-diabetus.”_
*Ohhhhhh*
Doctor told me that. I laughed and said, "No shit! I was born, bred and live in GA. DUH!"
That's exactly why I started eating healthy 😂 😂. No more sweet tea!!
YUP
@@sabrinusglaucomys Wait what? Sugar is vegan.
Carazy123 Wilford Brimley is a Republican from Salt Lake. IMHO he needs MORE diabetus! 😎
I was getting some road rage in traffic this morning and actually said out loud to myself "when you're hotter than grease, say yes to peace" ...I have found my new Zen statement!
YES!
“Cause it sells” that was verification enough for me.
Gotta love that capitalism
Actually he said, "Cause they sell."
@@existenceisrelative I'm dead 🤣
Just like when you see “Gluten Free” and there’s no way in hell it would be made with wheat.
@@yorgentorgenherdeeder8804 Yeah it's great, for example the best selling board game(Monopoly) in history started as a communist propaganda game.
"Tell ya mom'nem I said hi."
Nailed it.
“Tell ya momma n them I said hey” get it right.
james d
I gotta go with “‘nem/ nim.” I was probably 10 before I learned that “nim” wasn’t really a word that meant “your family.”
Though, I concur, it is DEFINITELY “Momma.” 😁👍
Perfect
Accuracy is on point xD
Ya Boy Blue “aight”
"Dolly unless the preacher coming over, then we pretend it's Jesus".. from TN here & love that
Dolly is sort of the Queen of Tennessee.
Same
I hope you realize that the people at Comedy Central thinks you're a dumb ass, because of where you live. You should move up North for a few years, so you get a good picture of how Northerners look down on Southern people. I've lived in Mn for 11 years, and I'm originally from Texas. Come up here to where all the hard leaning lefty's live and see if you still think videos like this are funny.
*They are making fun of people like you and not in a nice way.* *Get it?*
@@WilliamEllison dude calm down
@@WilliamEllison And? Laugh along, dont get butthurt about it. People are assholes but what they say can still be funny
The Native American question was so accurate.
Southern whites are the fakest people!
California Street veteran How’s that
@@rogerdickinson9335 😂😂
Foreveryoung Ayeisha ?
@@rogerdickinson9335 I think Ayeisha understands what I am saying! And I understand why you dont
'You have a deer head on the wall!'
'His name is William, we're honoring him'
As someone from North Carolina, he said Boone perfectly, and the Dale Earnhardt picture is correct, because he's like a deity in NC.
Lmao DALE IS THE ANGEL OF THE SOUTH. #3 4 lyfe
But what do you think about him not picking vinegar BBQ? Because I'm also from North Carolina and it sounded to me like BLASPHEMY.
PRAISE DALE RAISE HELL BOYS
@@GoldenPantaloons vinegar is eastern-style, Boone is in the western part of the state. It would have been weird if he said vinegar.
I’m from Boone lmao
How much sugar to put in the ice tea? Till it’s sweet enough. YES! CORRECT!!
Til ya get the pre-diabeetus 😂
Devotchka yep!
You actually can't add enough sugar as is, you've gotta make it a simple syrup.
@@Devotchka161 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Till it's sweet enough then keep going till the sugar won't dissolve
"What percentage of Cherokee are you" I'm dead I haven't met one proper native american in my life but every southerner you meet will say their part Cherokee
In Mississippi, we usually appropriate either the Choctaw or Chickasaw.
I wouldn't doubt that most people whose families have been there for generations have some indian ancestry.
There were a ton of Cherokee and other indian tribes that owned slaves prior to and during the civil war, and a bunch of yeoman indian farmers that intermarried into the aristocracy. Full bloods prior to the war were looked upon with disdain by the mixed cherokee, as being lazy, fat, and only concerned with subsistence farming on their small farms or in their villages.
It wasn't until the indian wars and after, when it was clear that the tribes were all in danger of being wiped out, that being full blooded became something of a virtue again.
Family legend says that I have about an 1/8 or a 1/16 of Oneidan indian, but I have hit a dead end on the paperwork trail. Only leads I got is an ancestor with no mother listed on the birth certificate, and the one the family says, which was a lady with an adoptive father, whose biological father was supposedly Oneidan. In the late 1800s and early 1900s it became a lot more taboo to have indian blood in you, so it could be that family legend is accurate, but no one at the time wanted it recorded in official records.
I am half native, card carrying and all- Quarter Cherokee, quarter Comanche- but I swear ever since I 1st moved Oklahoma seems like everybody I meet is at least 116th Cherokee. Even the dogs swear they are 116th Cherokee. Well it seems that way around here at least.
Visit Tahlequah, Oklahoma. There's plenty of pureblood Cherokee people here. Also plenty of mixed.
@@OzarkRose Visit? My family has landed there and yes it is Cherokee land. My grandmother who was full blood Cherokee lived there. I have in fact visited all over the world including all over their state. What I say still stands true.
Just being born in the South is considered having Prediabetes.
Bryan Jones
We need to add Sweet Tea to the list of things pregnant women can’t have.
Not a thing to be Pre-diabetes but yes. Agreed all the way.
@@jansa940 actually there is a list. Some herbs/spices and essential oils can be harmful to development or cause contractions which puts the fetus at risk. Many kinds of fish contain too much mercury to safely eat while pregnant. There is a loooong list hahaha
@@jansa940 Let's try logic one more time. There is a list of harmful things that pregnant women can't have. Unless she chooses to, which puts her unborn baby at harm. Haven't you seen people smoke while pregnant? Or smoke in general? Sometimes people don't make the healthiest decisions. That doesn't mean we haven't compiled a list of things harmful to the fetus that preggos should avoid... Sorry to drop all that common sense on yah in one go brother
well it definitely should be considered an automatic risk factor
"Dolly Parton or-"
"Dolly."
He didn't need to hear the rest.
Edit: This is your daily reminder that Dolly said Black Lives Matter because she is a goddamn saint.
Honestly though he’s right
Loretta and Tanya are real damn close though
Coda Mission So true! 🤣
My town is having a birthday party for Dolly! We do love her.
That woman is a saint. I will fight anyone who besmirches her.
Patsy Cline is queen ✌️ dolly is princes.
"Home,school, church. Anywhere with sticks really" hahaha!!!
i was kinda surprised by this cause my daddy just used a belt
@@andrewwestberry1841 my dad did too...but anywhere with sticks COULD mean any country area. I grew up in the sticks.
Also...my momma used switches. So..literally anywhere with sticks really
If you're from the south, the 1st & 2nd location may be redundant. Just sayin'
My dad would spank me, my mom she knew how to make you feel like shit for doing stupid stuff and put the thought in your mind that you will get hit. I mean maybe not by her but by the 6 foot bull my father,
My dad is half German with a mix of Jewish blood ( don’t ask, my dad’s family is in shock about this and it’s an embarrassment to his side of the family), and my mom is part polish and Irish. So you’d except a lot of yelling from my mom, and a lot of beatings with explosive anger from my dad.
I learned a few things, don’t get neither angry and don’t do anything stupid or you might get hit. That and if you lie, your ass is going to be redder than a cherry tomato.
Also both my parents are from Idaho so...
@@andrewwestberry1841 Same here, but it was my momma
"When you're hotter than grease say yes to peace"
Scary thing about that part is I'm pretty sure i had employee use that phrase back in the day when i worked in Boone.
@@wemii76 Boone sounds like an interesting place
I prefer Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease. 😉
It's a college town come on over to Morganton NC
Boone is literally hipster town. Like the video mentions, it’s mostly chapel Hill rich folk with vacation home’s nowadays.
no diets allowed unless you’ve got pre-diabetes, this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen
Vinegar or Ketchup based bbq sauce?
I swear I heard my dead grandfather shout "Trick question boy!"
Same
Damn right it’s a trick question, Mustard based all the way!
Vinegar obviously
Schuler's is a gift from god
@@Elendrian Born and bred in NC, vinegar is good on chips not BBQ. Texas is the best I ever had. I'll never understand how that became our thing
"When you were punished as a kid where would your parents hit you?"
"Home, school, church, anywhere with sticks really."
"That's a phenomenal answer..."
I’m from Louisiana and this is by far the funniest southern sketch I’ve ever seen
I'm from NC originally, but I've moved all over the place. This had me cracking up missing my southern roots and going 'yep'.
It's A Southern Thing have tons of hilarious content.
Go watch it’s a southern thing
John Ron I can agree
@@waynerembert3116 Right! Sweet tea is the official southern energy drink!
He didn't even order fried okra 🙄
They didn't have it.
@@bobbierobinson6269 Then why did he go to the restaurant? If it wasn't on the menu he wouldn't have gone and if it was, he didn't order it even though he "needed it".
@@Martyr9991 what if he just didnt want okra?
Order it boiled. That's the real deal.
Okra is meh anyway
"What percentage Cherokee are you?" Lmao. We're all oddly obsessed with our Indian heritage in the south. Love you boys ✌❤
Seriously this might as well be a greeting.
Jules Ballard yeah us westerners know better because there are actual Indians that live here.
Russell Nathan Gwinn Cherokee are from the east though so you’re not making any fucking sense
@@kingjamestres Bro, I'm being playful. Calm your shit 😒 Also I said Indian heritage and have known *many* people in my life time who I grew up with who were part Cherokee, and we're *all* from Texas. Not all of our ancestors were born in the same fucking place, in fact, most of mine were born in the UK and/or were Union Army soldiers, in other words *not* born in the south, k?
@@russellngwinn6800 Well, that doesn't mean there aren't people who are part Cherokee or of other native American heritage in the south 😒 My family and I are among the *many* who I've known through out my life who are. But that's why it's a joke, because we're all about as Indian as Elizabeth Warren, in other words, only by a small percentage, yet we're still obsessed with it.
"What percentage Cherokee are you?"
I though this was just my family I was not expecting that I'm CACKLING
Bless your heart.
That's like every southern family tho.
I thought I was special until my girlfriend told me she's also 1/16th Cherokee like me.
Then I thought we were a special couple.
Then I saw this video.
From Mississippi. Grandmother claims Cherokee. DNA somewhat backed it up, but I feel like it's the bandwagon thing to say.
@@MagicalHatStudios facts dads great grandmother 100% and alot on moms side = me having a permanent tan
Love y'all!
Tell yer mom'n'em we said hey
Did ya ever get Dale fixed?
We love you more Trae 😭
“I mean my uncle is still on the road for breeding illegal reptiles”
Could you explain, I'm european.?
Love your stuff.
@@Ashley-lm4nv It's not "on the road." It's "on the RUN" - as in "on the run from the law."
In parts of the South - like Florida, but it's not the only one by any stretch of the imagination - some people are fascinated by breeding and raising reptiles (mostly alligators and certain snakes) that are deemed "dangerous" by their state governments.
So what Trae is saying is that his uncle is on the run from the law to avoid being arrested for breeding (and probably selling) reptiles that North Carolina put on its "no-no" list.
"White meat got me dryer than white men" 😂🤣
Smells like alt•right in here 👀
Nah, I think I caught you
*cough* Hey does someone have almond shampoo in here?
@asdf yaqwsx They're not real Juice They are Fake Ash Can Nasty's.
“So your parents had a vacation home outside of Asheville” 😂😭
I live real close to Asheville. Those people are just the worst.
@@archdux do they have a shitty attitude
Brandon FJ I live in Asheville and yes they do have shitty attitudes.
That's the entire state
It’s a goddamn 2 hour drive from one place to the other. What kind of “outside of Asheville” do they mean?!
Complains that he really wants fried okra then doesnt order it
Maybe it ain't on the freaky menu? ^_^
@@tngrrl73 should have been, it's vegan ahahahahaha
@@HisameArtwork Not in the south it isn't. Southern fried okra typically has buttermilk and some kind of rendered fat, usually bacon, in it.
“THAT’S why there’s so many white people” 😂
I need my dark meat
😂😂
I literally live in Boone, no one ever mentions us in television
Love when anybody mentions Boone, great place to live
They’ll be mentioning us Saturday night 😎
@@crazyboi1818 hell yeah brother
Michigan fans bring you up with regret for 10 years running
jeffreyorion No hard feelings?
"home, school, church, anywhere with sticks really"...I died.
I thought the pronoun joke was a little tired but following up with the Y'all was good. The thats only white people in here was great too.
I live in NC and this is perfection
The part about asheville had me crying
It was halariousssss
ha I actually live in Boone, and its the students that go to ASU that makes all business owners like this. Hipsters haha!
@@guyseamster7573 class of 08 at app. It didn't used to be full of silly hipsters. Just a bunch of Phish, weed and snow
Waitress: “We don’t serve gravy or dark meat. Only white”
Me: “Aight imma head out”
@Gottenburg Blasphemy
Gottenburg country gravy with biscuits 🤤
@@user-pe2yx9kt4e tomato gravy and biscuits
Chaz yum never had that
There is such a thing as vegan gravy. Also, I’ve had vegan gluten-free biscuits and gravy and it was so good I got seconds. If it’s not good, then don’t just complain about it, make it good.
Every time I hear Drew Morgan say "Cracker Barrel cosplay party", I have the deepest belly laugh. That's some genius comedy gold right there. Bless these Southern hearts!
These men got me through the pandemic and help cheer me when I’m having rough days 😂❤
lol somebody fix dale
that's humorously endearing
There seems to be a negative correlation between walls and Dale.
Alexander Canella underrated comment.
@@alexandercanella4479 thats terrible 😂
Alexander Canella why you sumbitch 👏
"I swear to Conway Twitty" 🤣🤣🤣
"How much sugar goes in sweet tea?"
"Till it's sweet enough."
Dang.
“Dolly! Unless the preacher is coming over then we gotta pretend it’s Jesus for a minute” lol
"Tell your momma n them I said hey "
😂🤣
Thank you I was wondering if anybody else caught that one.
That was the best line. 🤣
Family is from Georgia. We say that all the damn time
So many choice one liners. I will become even more insufferable to everyone around me. Bless these people. God's work.
No, god stories just fucks it all up. Get him outta your head.
Got use the hotter than chicken grease say yes to peace
hahahaa
As a North Carolinian, this is one of the greatest sketches I've ever seen
“Willie gets all the credit cause he started it, but Waylon’s the best Outlaw” 😂😂
Trey Gonzalez I fucking loveeee that line
Finally! A shout out to Willy and the boys lol
It would only have been better if he had said billy joe shaver
“Apparently cognitive dissonance” God damn I just got re-educated on my psych class with that burn.
"We only have white meat"
"That's why it's only white people"
"Excuse me"
"Because of the bland ass chic...."
I will say it is weird that country life is being turned into a hipster trend. Someone told me about lumbersexual trends and I thought it was a joke. It's not.
It's not a trend in places like Asheville. It's been a thing there for decades. It makes for a cool city though.
@@alexandercanella4479 I live in NC and my family is from the Brevard area. Asheville didn't used to be that way.
@@ParkerGuy89 It began in the late 70's to early 80's when hippies started moving in. Also, the Brevard area is beautiful.
What the heck is that???
@@michelleamatulle6378 Google it. It's pretty funny and sad all at once.
I live in Asheville. The perfect mix of southern and hipster. And real hippies
These days it is leftover hippies and trust fund kids with dreads.
Every time I get mad at Asheville, I remember I live in Charlotte
Asheville isn't even the south
Levi Erickson hahha that’s hilarious 😆
There is NO southern in the people's republic of aSheville.
The sweet tea one is so true. Every house with a mom in it has a jug of sweet tea. Every house without a mom in it gets sweet tea from chick-fil-a.
Denatonium Benzoate god I swear I haven’t been to chic-fil-a since I moved from Georgia
I asked for half sweet tea at a southern buffet once and still got dark molasses in a pint.
Naw, we get ours from the Bojangles. C-f-a is like 20 minutes further away.
I mean not chick fil a though because we like the gays just fine
very rare to see a southerner not make their own sweet tea.
As a southerner who's always wanted to be more cultured and metropolitan but is coming around to embracing his southern roots and inner hillbilly I 100% approve this sketch, it had me crying laughing lol
You can be cultured and be a southerner. Mark Twain, anybody? Just because some Twitiot has an abundance of opinion about “flyover country” doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with you.
“I like your trucker hat. What do you haul?”
“Apparently cognitive dissonance.”
I'm reading some of these comments in a southern accent
I read this in a Southern accent lol
Goddamn, I didn't realise I was reading it Southern until I read this comment...now everything I'm typing sounds Southern to me, send help!
I guarantee you they were typed on a Southern accent.
Mr. Person Humanson I’m reading them out loud so yea me too
I’m reading this in my normal accent since I’m southern. hell yeah
When she said " we only white meat" homeboy looked around knew the chicken was not that good. No black people tell you right there to leave! PERIOD
Braven Burris true!
chicken breast has one purpose: you add it to stuff that needs something to be chewy. like a salad.
Pizza Pizza I work at a kfc in a fairly white area AND EVERYONE FUCKING AROUND HERE WANTS THE GRILLED BREASTS!!!! I FUCKING HATE IT CAUSE IM WORKING ON LOSING WEIGHT / BUILDING MUSCLE (grilled has less carbs and white meat has more protein) AND WE ALWAYS ARE FUCKING MAKING MORE!!!!! LIKE IDK IF YOU THINK ITS HEALTHY JUST CAUSE ITS GRILLED BUT THE SODIUM IN IT IS FUCKED. the stereotypes are beyond true
@@jwilsonhandmadeknives2760 Bone in, skin on chicken breast is acceptable. Boneless skinless chicken breast, on the other hand, is a different story. Takes a really good cook to make it taste good.
Regina Billotti absolutely agree. The skin is the only source of flavor on a breast, unless you count whatever seasoning you can smear on it. It takes an experienced cook to make a chicken breast worth the effort of eating it.
Who else clicked on it cuz they saw Trae Crowder? Love that guy!
Gemma Niye What a southern name!
@@seededsoul thank you! 😁
@Richard Peck totally agree! a lot of my fave youtubers are getting too famous and doing the same. 😢
Gemma Niye I meant “Trae Crowder”....but you, too!
@@seededsoul 🤣🤣🤣 I thought it was a weird comment. My name's not southern at all. LOL! Thanks for the chuckles.
"Somebody fix Dale"
This has similar energy to Letterkenny
Holy SHIT I had never ever heard of this show before reading this comment... Just watched a couple clips and I am in looooove. *Thank you!!* This is insanely witty comedy!
American Southerners and Canadian Hicks do have a lot going on the same way, but Hicks tend to be more...well Americans would call it liberal, but in Canada its just being understanding and socially accepting of differences. Canadian Hicks aren't as likely to gave problems with gay or black people, or be more religious than anyone else. Hell, no one in Canada cares who you love so long as you both like hockey
We were the fuckers from outside Boone with property there for camping. Not going to lie, they pegged that place. But I do fondly recall the people there being extremely nice, even saving us once in a flash flood one time.
Trae is hilarious - so glad to see him doing awesome stuff like this!
"I really need some fried okra" 😂 I know this feeling!
More WellRED, pretty plz!
Fried okra is like a food based southern litmus test.
It bothers me though that he did not even order it xD
Cheers Southern LA from a Cajun ex-pat living in the other LA ;)
Is your uncle still on the run from breeding illegal reptiles? Just asking.
Fried okra is fried crack,sometimes you just get a hankering for it.
"VInegar or ketchup based BBQ?"
"Both"
Yup. Also Mustard based. There all good y'all.
Agreed. I'm pretty much Switzerland in the "BBQ Wars". I think they are all pretty damn tasty.
Hell, I can even appreciate a good dry rub.
Always say yes to southern bbq
As a born and raised Virginian definitely tomato based
Mustard is a bastard sauce
As someone from Boone NC I approve this message
Breeding illegal reptiles...early 2000s Boone, couldn't be more accurate
When she said no dark meat or gravy, and the grits is vegan I would used my fingers to make a cross and slowly backed out the restaurant.
I'm so southern I had to Google how to spell vegan because my phone wouldn't auto complete it.
I'm so northern that my phone froze and wouldn't work anymore, no joke. 😁
Damn that last line! 😄
😂😂
I'm so southern but appalled by the ignorance here that I watched this stupid sketch like a train wreck. 😳😳
I'da hadda dab a handkerchief in sweet tea and wave it under my nose to keep from passing out... although I DID enjoy the erstwhile "tomato test" for the cook.
Grew up in NC and this is..... scary accurate. Illegal reptiles ‘bout killed me though😂
Im from Dallas, TX and this made me cry. It REAL sweet Jesus! THIS IS MY LIFE!!!!
"You guys have vegan options all over the menu; there's a deer head on the wall"
Oh dear lord that one got me 😂😂😂😂
I live in a prevalent city in the South and this is soooo true. We have a lot of businesses popping up started by Californians and New Yorkers who have moved here with very heavy hipster/SJW social undertones. This skit is freakishly accurate.
I'm from Monroe GA, I live in Buffalo NY, this sketch made me laugh till I pissed my pants, y'all ...
You’re the only one.
They don't even serve sweet tea here except at McDonalds. Go be a transplant for a min. This takes on a whole new level of lol
Oh shit, I'm from Monroe. What's it like not living in Notlaw County for once?
@@timdragon22 you related to Brian and Stacy and ...aww damn can't remember the little ones name....lol its...cold North of the wall
@@heidelward905 I am not. This isn't my real name, I just took two footbal icons and mashed them together.
I am SO HAPPY these people finally got a show!!!!!!!
“Whataya hauling’?” “Apparently, cognitive dissonance.” NEARLY PEED MY PANTS 😂😆😂. LUV Y’ALL
"My uncle's still on the run for breeding illegal reptiles." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
(*can't breathe*) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trae Crowder finally made it im so hype
I live in the southern hipster metropolis of ATL, and I swear I have been to at least 10 places exactly like this. LOL, perfect guys!
“I swear to Conway Twitty” - and I thought I was the only one who used that line.
I lost it when Corey said, “How much sugar in sweet tea?”
Trey replied, “Till it’s sweet enough!”
Ain’t that the damn truth. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Till more suger won't dissolve.
"I like you're trucker hat, what are you haulin?"
"Huh?"
"Apparently cognitive dissonance"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Born and raised in South Carolina and I can verify this is all true.🤣 Love this skit.
As the son of a man who was born, raised, and is now buried in Gillsburg, Mississippi, I approve this video.
I was born about 25 miles away. I used to live in Amite County.
Pike/Amite counties claim to fame...aside from seeing Britney & Jaime Lyne at Walmart in McComb I guess
Rustin Wilson Don’t forget Jerry Clower! I think Foxworthy took half his routines.
And Snoop’s grandma lives in Magnolia 😂
I've been hit all of those places plus the shoe aisle at Walmart, and by sticks he means switches which are sticks that were alive just a few seconds before you got hit with them. Little known fact: parents who hit their kids with switches are frustrated by the fact that they can't swing the whole tree at them.
My mom used to hit me with switches. I'm not southern, but African.
I know I shouldn’t laugh at corporal punishment, but that last line about the tree 🤣😂
LOL - I had never heard the term "stick" before. my grandpa use to hit me with a "switch" so I knew exactly what that meant. thanks for making that clear cause I wanted to enjoy the joke.
I grew up in NYC with a Southern Papa, he used his belt!
😂
Lol apparently cognitive dissonance made me die
That has become so common to hear nowadays it made me almost spit out my water
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"..and the doctor said i had the pre diabeetus" JESUS DOLLY AND SKYNYRD HE DID NOT JUST SAY DIABEETUS
"When you're hotter than grease, say yes to peace...." 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"...Apparently cognitive dissonance"
lived in GA all my life. this IS my life.
Isn't Comedy Central in New York?? How tf did the writers perfect the south perfectly??? 😂 must be some southern writers there.
Those 3 are the wellRED comedy guys. They are super southern, and wrote it. The podcast kills me each week.
You mean like the southern writers who starred in the skit?
Stephen Colbert Was on Comedy Central, and he's from the south, it wouldn't surprise me if there were others.
Lmao. People do periodically leave the South. Talented writers and performers even.
I only watched this because I recognized Trae's face. Definitely worth it.
The only damn thing I’ve actually liked on CC in a long time,aside from the occasional South Park bit.
Yeah,all three guys nailed it;accent,demeanor,cadence,and subject matter references got an honest reaction👍🏻
The Doc Watson mention made this video worth it.
I grew up in Boone & don’t remember that guy
"What percentage Cherokee are you?"
Classic.
“Fry anything if the grease hot enough”- Me in the kitchen when my friend from Illinois says I can’t fry that
absolutely masterful writing and acting. them boys on the next level y'all
"Everybody in here is dressed like a Barista at Talledega... LMFAO!!!
What percentage Cherokee are you? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I go most of the day not having a heavy southern accent and I spend 3 minutes on this and i'm talking like them.
I have a very neutral accent for a southern girl, most of the time, but I start sounding like them after listening to their comedy videos or podcasts, lol!
Mine only slips out if I'm ordering at Popeye's or Captain D's. I may get a slight drawl around family though.
lamo, same! I was born in Oklahoma and spent most my life there. About 5 years ago I grabbed my kids, our cats, and what we could grab in 2 days, then we got out'a dodge. I was done with the toxicity and we went no contact. We were headed for the North West along the coast. We ended up in Montana.
Not gon'na lie, best town I've ever lived in. And since we moved I have discovered that I have a southern accent. I really didn't think I did back when we were in Oklahoma. I just didn't have that southern drawl so much. But now, now that I am here in the north I have one. So very odd.
Update I now realize i've always talked like this.
It's because deep down you know Yankees talk like drum machines.
I love Trae's take on just about anything. Dudes hilarious!
"Sumbody fix Dale!" Brilliant!
I'm not from the South at all but I've been laughing my ass off! The judgemental stare at the end kills me!
as an asian man born and bred in the great us of a this was amazing lmao.
This is hilarious! As a southerner, I can attest to the accuracy of this skit!🤣🤣
This was honestly one of the first videos of the boys I watched and I was cracking up the first time and still do.
Plus all the shit that they talk about that southerners do. I grew up in a small town in texas so this hits home for me 😂 I love that Trae keeps calling Drew a smart ass lol
You had me at 'cracker barrel cosplay'!