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  • @13bigbangtheory
    @13bigbangtheory 5 років тому +4615

    “Home, school, church, anywhere with sticks really”
    “That’s a phenomenal answer”

    • @happysmile6095
      @happysmile6095 5 років тому +28

      True story

    • @colinschabel
      @colinschabel 5 років тому +46

      Do you repeat funny lines immediately after their said when you go to the movies?

    • @guanoguy4800
      @guanoguy4800 5 років тому +5

      Phenomenal's too big a word.

    • @maximiliand2544
      @maximiliand2544 5 років тому +9

      And the only correct answer lol

    • @crazando
      @crazando 5 років тому +43

      @@guanoguy4800 southerners have culture and accents, but we're not stupid

  • @Nails_By_Kimberlee
    @Nails_By_Kimberlee 5 років тому +1779

    "You can fry anything if the grease is hot enough"
    True southern words of wisdom.

  • @donid.333
    @donid.333 5 років тому +1469

    I’m from North Carolina and this is literally one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen! “I mean my uncle is still on the road for breeding illegal reptiles” 🤣

    • @TheArachnid
      @TheArachnid 5 років тому +15

      I'm from VA and I was dying 😂😂😂

    • @mustangjack18
      @mustangjack18 5 років тому +33

      I also wonder if that guy is really from Boone because the accent is spot-on

    • @ekco64
      @ekco64 5 років тому +5

      I was born and raised 25 mins from Mt. Olive, this is relatable 😂😂

    • @crazyboi1818
      @crazyboi1818 5 років тому +11

      I live in Boone 🤣🤣

    • @ExplorationRandomDestination
      @ExplorationRandomDestination 4 роки тому +2

      Good lord i went to school in asheville for one semester that was enough the fakest people the fakest community and the most bo ive ever smelled in one place it was worse then a homeless camp.

  • @carazy123_
    @carazy123_ 5 років тому +3132

    _“And Doctor told me I got the pre-diabetus.”_
    *Ohhhhhh*

    • @laurathornton1456
      @laurathornton1456 5 років тому +34

      Doctor told me that. I laughed and said, "No shit! I was born, bred and live in GA. DUH!"

    • @alaly1027
      @alaly1027 5 років тому +14

      That's exactly why I started eating healthy 😂 😂. No more sweet tea!!

    • @MCAndyT
      @MCAndyT 5 років тому +1

      YUP

    • @OldManNutcakez
      @OldManNutcakez 5 років тому +9

      @@sabrinusglaucomys Wait what? Sugar is vegan.

    • @WillBravoNotEvil
      @WillBravoNotEvil 5 років тому +2

      Carazy123 Wilford Brimley is a Republican from Salt Lake. IMHO he needs MORE diabetus! 😎

  • @kyleh3615
    @kyleh3615 5 років тому +307

    'You have a deer head on the wall!'
    'His name is William, we're honoring him'

  • @JefferyBlue
    @JefferyBlue 5 років тому +2535

    "Tell ya mom'nem I said hi."
    Nailed it.

    • @kingjamestres
      @kingjamestres 5 років тому +44

      “Tell ya momma n them I said hey” get it right.

    • @paulaOyeah
      @paulaOyeah 5 років тому +69

      james d
      I gotta go with “‘nem/ nim.” I was probably 10 before I learned that “nim” wasn’t really a word that meant “your family.”
      Though, I concur, it is DEFINITELY “Momma.” 😁👍

    • @publicemilyathens
      @publicemilyathens 5 років тому +1

      Perfect

    • @devincole721
      @devincole721 5 років тому +1

      Accuracy is on point xD

    • @jdude9922
      @jdude9922 5 років тому +4

      Ya Boy Blue “aight”

  • @MrZpeppers
    @MrZpeppers 5 років тому +1458

    “Cause it sells” that was verification enough for me.

    • @yorgentorgenherdeeder8804
      @yorgentorgenherdeeder8804 5 років тому +25

      Gotta love that capitalism

    • @susans654
      @susans654 5 років тому +12

      Actually he said, "Cause they sell."

    • @snugswashere6504
      @snugswashere6504 5 років тому +7

      @@existenceisrelative I'm dead 🤣

    • @BJ-mb2ug
      @BJ-mb2ug 5 років тому +10

      Just like when you see “Gluten Free” and there’s no way in hell it would be made with wheat.

    • @evanjohnson1299
      @evanjohnson1299 4 роки тому

      @@yorgentorgenherdeeder8804 Yeah it's great, for example the best selling board game(Monopoly) in history started as a communist propaganda game.

  • @SunyiSideUp
    @SunyiSideUp 5 років тому +1601

    As someone from North Carolina, he said Boone perfectly, and the Dale Earnhardt picture is correct, because he's like a deity in NC.

    • @mamapanda5874
      @mamapanda5874 5 років тому +27

      Lmao DALE IS THE ANGEL OF THE SOUTH. #3 4 lyfe

    • @GoldenPantaloons
      @GoldenPantaloons 5 років тому +30

      But what do you think about him not picking vinegar BBQ? Because I'm also from North Carolina and it sounded to me like BLASPHEMY.

    • @luciafisher5316
      @luciafisher5316 5 років тому +9

      PRAISE DALE RAISE HELL BOYS

    • @ethanholshouser5648
      @ethanholshouser5648 5 років тому +33

      @@GoldenPantaloons vinegar is eastern-style, Boone is in the western part of the state. It would have been weird if he said vinegar.

    • @HickoryJ
      @HickoryJ 5 років тому +12

      I’m from Boone lmao

  • @christilley6116
    @christilley6116 5 років тому +220

    I was getting some road rage in traffic this morning and actually said out loud to myself "when you're hotter than grease, say yes to peace" ...I have found my new Zen statement!

  • @kendallwhite7002
    @kendallwhite7002 5 років тому +1116

    The Native American question was so accurate.

  • @ton-jaynes7136
    @ton-jaynes7136 5 років тому +2310

    "Dolly unless the preacher coming over, then we pretend it's Jesus".. from TN here & love that

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 5 років тому +33

      Dolly is sort of the Queen of Tennessee.

    • @charismatickilljoy1775
      @charismatickilljoy1775 5 років тому +2

      Same

    • @WilliamEllison
      @WilliamEllison 5 років тому +7

      I hope you realize that the people at Comedy Central thinks you're a dumb ass, because of where you live. You should move up North for a few years, so you get a good picture of how Northerners look down on Southern people. I've lived in Mn for 11 years, and I'm originally from Texas. Come up here to where all the hard leaning lefty's live and see if you still think videos like this are funny.
      *They are making fun of people like you and not in a nice way.* *Get it?*

    • @gromsbo
      @gromsbo 5 років тому +47

      @@WilliamEllison dude calm down

    • @thezipp4812
      @thezipp4812 5 років тому +28

      @@WilliamEllison And? Laugh along, dont get butthurt about it. People are assholes but what they say can still be funny

  • @nathanfranklin6451
    @nathanfranklin6451 5 років тому +645

    "Home,school, church. Anywhere with sticks really" hahaha!!!

    • @andrewwestberry1841
      @andrewwestberry1841 5 років тому +10

      i was kinda surprised by this cause my daddy just used a belt

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 5 років тому +9

      @@andrewwestberry1841 my dad did too...but anywhere with sticks COULD mean any country area. I grew up in the sticks.
      Also...my momma used switches. So..literally anywhere with sticks really

    • @nephyrias
      @nephyrias 5 років тому +2

      If you're from the south, the 1st & 2nd location may be redundant. Just sayin'

    • @DaisukeKigurou
      @DaisukeKigurou 5 років тому

      My dad would spank me, my mom she knew how to make you feel like shit for doing stupid stuff and put the thought in your mind that you will get hit. I mean maybe not by her but by the 6 foot bull my father,
      My dad is half German with a mix of Jewish blood ( don’t ask, my dad’s family is in shock about this and it’s an embarrassment to his side of the family), and my mom is part polish and Irish. So you’d except a lot of yelling from my mom, and a lot of beatings with explosive anger from my dad.
      I learned a few things, don’t get neither angry and don’t do anything stupid or you might get hit. That and if you lie, your ass is going to be redder than a cherry tomato.
      Also both my parents are from Idaho so...

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 5 років тому +1

      @@andrewwestberry1841 Same here, but it was my momma

  • @mariewelch5073
    @mariewelch5073 5 років тому +1474

    "When you're hotter than grease say yes to peace"

    • @wemii76
      @wemii76 5 років тому +38

      Scary thing about that part is I'm pretty sure i had employee use that phrase back in the day when i worked in Boone.

    • @mariewelch5073
      @mariewelch5073 5 років тому +12

      @@wemii76 Boone sounds like an interesting place

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 5 років тому +14

      I prefer Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease. 😉

    • @MrSNATCHSCRATCH
      @MrSNATCHSCRATCH 5 років тому +4

      It's a college town come on over to Morganton NC

    • @kwloy
      @kwloy 4 роки тому +6

      Boone is literally hipster town. Like the video mentions, it’s mostly chapel Hill rich folk with vacation home’s nowadays.

  • @vicky248123
    @vicky248123 5 років тому +1098

    "What percentage of Cherokee are you" I'm dead I haven't met one proper native american in my life but every southerner you meet will say their part Cherokee

    • @hueowen2786
      @hueowen2786 5 років тому +49

      In Mississippi, we usually appropriate either the Choctaw or Chickasaw.

    • @josded
      @josded 5 років тому +48

      I wouldn't doubt that most people whose families have been there for generations have some indian ancestry.
      There were a ton of Cherokee and other indian tribes that owned slaves prior to and during the civil war, and a bunch of yeoman indian farmers that intermarried into the aristocracy. Full bloods prior to the war were looked upon with disdain by the mixed cherokee, as being lazy, fat, and only concerned with subsistence farming on their small farms or in their villages.
      It wasn't until the indian wars and after, when it was clear that the tribes were all in danger of being wiped out, that being full blooded became something of a virtue again.
      Family legend says that I have about an 1/8 or a 1/16 of Oneidan indian, but I have hit a dead end on the paperwork trail. Only leads I got is an ancestor with no mother listed on the birth certificate, and the one the family says, which was a lady with an adoptive father, whose biological father was supposedly Oneidan. In the late 1800s and early 1900s it became a lot more taboo to have indian blood in you, so it could be that family legend is accurate, but no one at the time wanted it recorded in official records.

    • @victoria7t
      @victoria7t 5 років тому +54

      I am half native, card carrying and all- Quarter Cherokee, quarter Comanche- but I swear ever since I 1st moved Oklahoma seems like everybody I meet is at least 116th Cherokee. Even the dogs swear they are 116th Cherokee. Well it seems that way around here at least.

    • @OzarkRose
      @OzarkRose 5 років тому +18

      Visit Tahlequah, Oklahoma. There's plenty of pureblood Cherokee people here. Also plenty of mixed.

    • @victoria7t
      @victoria7t 5 років тому +5

      @@OzarkRose Visit? My family has landed there and yes it is Cherokee land. My grandmother who was full blood Cherokee lived there. I have in fact visited all over the world including all over their state. What I say still stands true.

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 5 років тому +497

    Vinegar or Ketchup based bbq sauce?
    I swear I heard my dead grandfather shout "Trick question boy!"

    • @CyberSecAfterDark
      @CyberSecAfterDark 5 років тому +4

      Same

    • @BeccaWaffle93
      @BeccaWaffle93 4 роки тому +26

      Damn right it’s a trick question, Mustard based all the way!

    • @idofps9709
      @idofps9709 4 роки тому +5

      Vinegar obviously

    • @bibbabibba1975
      @bibbabibba1975 4 роки тому +1

      Schuler's is a gift from god

    • @mikehunt2015
      @mikehunt2015 4 роки тому +6

      @@Elendrian Born and bred in NC, vinegar is good on chips not BBQ. Texas is the best I ever had. I'll never understand how that became our thing

  • @geeayy222
    @geeayy222 5 років тому +1258

    He didn't even order fried okra 🙄

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 5 років тому +26

      They didn't have it.

    • @Martyr9991
      @Martyr9991 5 років тому +13

      @@bobbierobinson6269 Then why did he go to the restaurant? If it wasn't on the menu he wouldn't have gone and if it was, he didn't order it even though he "needed it".

    • @enriquecabrera2137
      @enriquecabrera2137 5 років тому

      @@Martyr9991 what if he just didnt want okra?

    • @dougules
      @dougules 5 років тому +1

      Order it boiled. That's the real deal.

    • @Ironborn4
      @Ironborn4 5 років тому +7

      Okra is meh anyway

  • @litjay7073
    @litjay7073 5 років тому +2131

    How much sugar to put in the ice tea? Till it’s sweet enough. YES! CORRECT!!

    • @Devotchka161
      @Devotchka161 5 років тому +82

      Til ya get the pre-diabeetus 😂

    • @litjay7073
      @litjay7073 5 років тому +5

      Devotchka yep!

    • @demonic.lionfish
      @demonic.lionfish 5 років тому +13

      You actually can't add enough sugar as is, you've gotta make it a simple syrup.

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 5 років тому +1

      @@Devotchka161 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MechaBorne
      @MechaBorne 5 років тому +13

      Till it's sweet enough then keep going till the sugar won't dissolve

  • @BReal-10EC
    @BReal-10EC 5 років тому +3377

    Just being born in the South is considered having Prediabetes.

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 5 років тому +55

      Bryan Jones
      We need to add Sweet Tea to the list of things pregnant women can’t have.

    • @ElricGurl
      @ElricGurl 5 років тому +7

      Not a thing to be Pre-diabetes but yes. Agreed all the way.

    • @tanukiZoot
      @tanukiZoot 5 років тому +17

      @@jansa940 actually there is a list. Some herbs/spices and essential oils can be harmful to development or cause contractions which puts the fetus at risk. Many kinds of fish contain too much mercury to safely eat while pregnant. There is a loooong list hahaha

    • @tanukiZoot
      @tanukiZoot 5 років тому +3

      @@jansa940 Let's try logic one more time. There is a list of harmful things that pregnant women can't have. Unless she chooses to, which puts her unborn baby at harm. Haven't you seen people smoke while pregnant? Or smoke in general? Sometimes people don't make the healthiest decisions. That doesn't mean we haven't compiled a list of things harmful to the fetus that preggos should avoid... Sorry to drop all that common sense on yah in one go brother

    • @Melissa729937
      @Melissa729937 5 років тому +2

      well it definitely should be considered an automatic risk factor

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 5 років тому +802

    "Dolly Parton or-"
    "Dolly."
    He didn't need to hear the rest.
    Edit: This is your daily reminder that Dolly said Black Lives Matter because she is a goddamn saint.

    • @samuelsmith7866
      @samuelsmith7866 5 років тому +24

      Honestly though he’s right

    • @bmak76
      @bmak76 5 років тому +6

      Loretta and Tanya are real damn close though

    • @ambivalentdisaster673
      @ambivalentdisaster673 4 роки тому +4

      Coda Mission So true! 🤣
      My town is having a birthday party for Dolly! We do love her.

    • @stephysteph9538
      @stephysteph9538 4 роки тому +17

      That woman is a saint. I will fight anyone who besmirches her.

    • @devinharrison6413
      @devinharrison6413 4 роки тому +4

      Patsy Cline is queen ✌️ dolly is princes.

  • @patrickobrien5311
    @patrickobrien5311 5 років тому +295

    "When you were punished as a kid where would your parents hit you?"
    "Home, school, church, anywhere with sticks really."
    "That's a phenomenal answer..."

  • @princessbuttercup8954
    @princessbuttercup8954 5 років тому +602

    "White meat got me dryer than white men" 😂🤣

    • @Witchy-Wonderland
      @Witchy-Wonderland 5 років тому +50

      Smells like alt•right in here 👀

    • @Witchy-Wonderland
      @Witchy-Wonderland 5 років тому +25

      Nah, I think I caught you

    • @val26874
      @val26874 5 років тому

      *cough* Hey does someone have almond shampoo in here?

    • @N8_R
      @N8_R 5 років тому

      @asdf yaqwsx They're not real Juice They are Fake Ash Can Nasty's.

  • @caliliah
    @caliliah 5 років тому +293

    no diets allowed unless you’ve got pre-diabetes, this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen

  • @TheTrackstar2112
    @TheTrackstar2112 5 років тому +619

    I’m from Louisiana and this is by far the funniest southern sketch I’ve ever seen

    • @LadyBlueAzure
      @LadyBlueAzure 5 років тому +8

      I'm from NC originally, but I've moved all over the place. This had me cracking up missing my southern roots and going 'yep'.

    • @waynerembert3116
      @waynerembert3116 5 років тому +12

      It's A Southern Thing have tons of hilarious content.

    • @BrowncoatInABox
      @BrowncoatInABox 5 років тому +1

      Go watch it’s a southern thing

    • @wesfreneaux9728
      @wesfreneaux9728 5 років тому +1

      John Ron I can agree

    • @mariewelch5073
      @mariewelch5073 5 років тому +3

      @@waynerembert3116 Right! Sweet tea is the official southern energy drink!

  • @rockywspd
    @rockywspd 5 років тому +313

    "What percentage Cherokee are you?"
    I though this was just my family I was not expecting that I'm CACKLING

    • @SynthApprentice
      @SynthApprentice 5 років тому +10

      Bless your heart.

    • @MagicalHatStudios
      @MagicalHatStudios 5 років тому +3

      That's like every southern family tho.

    • @Reignor99
      @Reignor99 5 років тому +7

      I thought I was special until my girlfriend told me she's also 1/16th Cherokee like me.
      Then I thought we were a special couple.
      Then I saw this video.

    • @teejenkins75
      @teejenkins75 5 років тому +3

      From Mississippi. Grandmother claims Cherokee. DNA somewhat backed it up, but I feel like it's the bandwagon thing to say.

    • @chaz7288
      @chaz7288 4 роки тому +2

      @@MagicalHatStudios facts dads great grandmother 100% and alot on moms side = me having a permanent tan

  • @TraeCrowderLiberalRedneck
    @TraeCrowderLiberalRedneck 5 років тому +389

    Love y'all!

    • @dehydrated_H2O
      @dehydrated_H2O 4 роки тому +17

      Tell yer mom'n'em we said hey

    • @sawchiefs29
      @sawchiefs29 3 роки тому +9

      Did ya ever get Dale fixed?

    • @Ashley__Rose
      @Ashley__Rose 3 роки тому +7

      We love you more Trae 😭

    • @SillyhAsH
      @SillyhAsH 3 роки тому +1

      “I mean my uncle is still on the road for breeding illegal reptiles”
      Could you explain, I'm european.?
      Love your stuff.

    • @virginiapaigelove5307
      @virginiapaigelove5307 3 роки тому +5

      @@SillyhAsH It's not "on the road." It's "on the RUN" - as in "on the run from the law."
      In parts of the South - like Florida, but it's not the only one by any stretch of the imagination - some people are fascinated by breeding and raising reptiles (mostly alligators and certain snakes) that are deemed "dangerous" by their state governments.
      So what Trae is saying is that his uncle is on the run from the law to avoid being arrested for breeding (and probably selling) reptiles that North Carolina put on its "no-no" list.

  • @nateblack8669
    @nateblack8669 5 років тому +827

    "What percentage Cherokee are you?" Lmao. We're all oddly obsessed with our Indian heritage in the south. Love you boys ✌❤

    • @kingjamestres
      @kingjamestres 5 років тому +25

      Seriously this might as well be a greeting.

    • @russellngwinn6800
      @russellngwinn6800 5 років тому +37

      Jules Ballard yeah us westerners know better because there are actual Indians that live here.

    • @kingjamestres
      @kingjamestres 5 років тому +51

      Russell Nathan Gwinn Cherokee are from the east though so you’re not making any fucking sense

    • @nateblack8669
      @nateblack8669 5 років тому +14

      @@kingjamestres Bro, I'm being playful. Calm your shit 😒 Also I said Indian heritage and have known *many* people in my life time who I grew up with who were part Cherokee, and we're *all* from Texas. Not all of our ancestors were born in the same fucking place, in fact, most of mine were born in the UK and/or were Union Army soldiers, in other words *not* born in the south, k?

    • @nateblack8669
      @nateblack8669 5 років тому +25

      @@russellngwinn6800 Well, that doesn't mean there aren't people who are part Cherokee or of other native American heritage in the south 😒 My family and I are among the *many* who I've known through out my life who are. But that's why it's a joke, because we're all about as Indian as Elizabeth Warren, in other words, only by a small percentage, yet we're still obsessed with it.

  • @nolongeravailable1840
    @nolongeravailable1840 5 років тому +104

    "home, school, church, anywhere with sticks really"...I died.

  • @BreaMason
    @BreaMason 5 років тому +274

    Complains that he really wants fried okra then doesnt order it

    • @tngrrl73
      @tngrrl73 4 роки тому +12

      Maybe it ain't on the freaky menu? ^_^

    • @HisameArtwork
      @HisameArtwork 3 роки тому +7

      @@tngrrl73 should have been, it's vegan ahahahahaha

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 2 роки тому +3

      @@HisameArtwork Not in the south it isn't. Southern fried okra typically has buttermilk and some kind of rendered fat, usually bacon, in it.

  • @graceandglamor
    @graceandglamor 5 років тому +465

    “THAT’S why there’s so many white people” 😂

  • @alexvandyke3262
    @alexvandyke3262 5 років тому +173

    I literally live in Boone, no one ever mentions us in television

    • @Aph3x92
      @Aph3x92 5 років тому +4

      Love when anybody mentions Boone, great place to live

    • @crazyboi1818
      @crazyboi1818 5 років тому +3

      They’ll be mentioning us Saturday night 😎

    • @Aph3x92
      @Aph3x92 5 років тому +1

      @@crazyboi1818 hell yeah brother

    • @jeffreyorion
      @jeffreyorion 4 роки тому +5

      Michigan fans bring you up with regret for 10 years running

    • @crazyboi1818
      @crazyboi1818 4 роки тому +1

      jeffreyorion No hard feelings?

  • @alyssaennis5974
    @alyssaennis5974 5 років тому +694

    “So your parents had a vacation home outside of Asheville” 😂😭

    • @archdux
      @archdux 5 років тому +24

      I live real close to Asheville. Those people are just the worst.

    • @brandonfj5811
      @brandonfj5811 5 років тому +3

      @@archdux do they have a shitty attitude

    • @sunra619
      @sunra619 5 років тому +9

      Brandon FJ I live in Asheville and yes they do have shitty attitudes.

    • @nikkivann-torres5413
      @nikkivann-torres5413 5 років тому +4

      That's the entire state

    • @knivesy
      @knivesy 5 років тому +9

      It’s a goddamn 2 hour drive from one place to the other. What kind of “outside of Asheville” do they mean?!

  • @Adamantium-jp8lw
    @Adamantium-jp8lw 5 років тому +267

    "I swear to Conway Twitty" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @quincyyork7884
    @quincyyork7884 4 роки тому +38

    “Dolly! Unless the preacher is coming over then we gotta pretend it’s Jesus for a minute” lol

  • @eat_pray_porg8450
    @eat_pray_porg8450 4 роки тому +34

    Every time I hear Drew Morgan say "Cracker Barrel cosplay party", I have the deepest belly laugh. That's some genius comedy gold right there. Bless these Southern hearts!

    • @genxgina1106
      @genxgina1106 Рік тому +1

      These men got me through the pandemic and help cheer me when I’m having rough days 😂❤

  • @killoet
    @killoet 4 роки тому +63

    "Tell your momma n them I said hey "
    😂🤣

    • @eddiemedina1018
      @eddiemedina1018 4 роки тому +2

      Thank you I was wondering if anybody else caught that one.

    • @paigeherrin29
      @paigeherrin29 3 роки тому

      That was the best line. 🤣

    • @parleyclemons6876
      @parleyclemons6876 3 роки тому

      Family is from Georgia. We say that all the damn time

  • @PJMack068
    @PJMack068 5 років тому +277

    lol somebody fix dale
    that's humorously endearing

  • @smithbaby7680
    @smithbaby7680 5 років тому +229

    I live in NC and this is perfection

    • @holylettuce4730
      @holylettuce4730 5 років тому +13

      The part about asheville had me crying

    • @danaelona4081
      @danaelona4081 5 років тому

      It was halariousssss

    • @guyseamster7573
      @guyseamster7573 5 років тому +2

      ha I actually live in Boone, and its the students that go to ASU that makes all business owners like this. Hipsters haha!

    • @justandardprocedure
      @justandardprocedure 5 років тому

      @@guyseamster7573 class of 08 at app. It didn't used to be full of silly hipsters. Just a bunch of Phish, weed and snow

  • @Gabagool93
    @Gabagool93 5 років тому +467

    Waitress: “We don’t serve gravy or dark meat. Only white”
    Me: “Aight imma head out”

    •  5 років тому +9

      Braden White I dunno country gravy on turkey meat ain’t too bad.

    • @TheodoreBrosevelt
      @TheodoreBrosevelt 5 років тому +5

      @ Blasphemy

    • @user-pe2yx9kt4e
      @user-pe2yx9kt4e 5 років тому +3

      Gottenburg country gravy with biscuits 🤤

    • @chaz7288
      @chaz7288 4 роки тому +3

      @@user-pe2yx9kt4e tomato gravy and biscuits

    • @user-pe2yx9kt4e
      @user-pe2yx9kt4e 4 роки тому

      Chaz yum never had that

  • @treygonzalez7662
    @treygonzalez7662 5 років тому +83

    “Willie gets all the credit cause he started it, but Waylon’s the best Outlaw” 😂😂

  • @greateagle8799
    @greateagle8799 5 років тому +34

    “Apparently cognitive dissonance” God damn I just got re-educated on my psych class with that burn.

  • @rexxavier6807
    @rexxavier6807 5 років тому +138

    "How much sugar goes in sweet tea?"
    "Till it's sweet enough."
    Dang.

  • @aa-tx7th
    @aa-tx7th 5 років тому +177

    So many choice one liners. I will become even more insufferable to everyone around me. Bless these people. God's work.

    • @justlikeu7659
      @justlikeu7659 5 років тому +1

      No, god stories just fucks it all up. Get him outta your head.

    • @Topagendadolla
      @Topagendadolla 3 роки тому

      Got use the hotter than chicken grease say yes to peace

    • @schiros123
      @schiros123 3 роки тому

      hahahaa

  • @Joearango481
    @Joearango481 5 років тому +578

    I thought the pronoun joke was a little tired but following up with the Y'all was good. The thats only white people in here was great too.

  • @turtlepaints
    @turtlepaints 5 років тому +43

    "We only have white meat"
    "That's why it's only white people"
    "Excuse me"
    "Because of the bland ass chic...."

  • @denatoniumbenzoate8614
    @denatoniumbenzoate8614 5 років тому +69

    The sweet tea one is so true. Every house with a mom in it has a jug of sweet tea. Every house without a mom in it gets sweet tea from chick-fil-a.

    • @zuzz9352
      @zuzz9352 5 років тому +3

      Denatonium Benzoate god I swear I haven’t been to chic-fil-a since I moved from Georgia

    • @teejenkins75
      @teejenkins75 5 років тому +4

      I asked for half sweet tea at a southern buffet once and still got dark molasses in a pint.

    • @dzarsos
      @dzarsos 4 роки тому +1

      Naw, we get ours from the Bojangles. C-f-a is like 20 minutes further away.

    • @dorkmax7073
      @dorkmax7073 4 роки тому

      I mean not chick fil a though because we like the gays just fine

    • @WT7005
      @WT7005 2 роки тому

      very rare to see a southerner not make their own sweet tea.

  • @katiec6070
    @katiec6070 5 років тому +52

    As a North Carolinian, this is one of the greatest sketches I've ever seen

  • @ParkerGuy89
    @ParkerGuy89 5 років тому +210

    I will say it is weird that country life is being turned into a hipster trend. Someone told me about lumbersexual trends and I thought it was a joke. It's not.

    • @BadCookWhoJudgesChefs
      @BadCookWhoJudgesChefs 5 років тому +12

      It's not a trend in places like Asheville. It's been a thing there for decades. It makes for a cool city though.

    • @ParkerGuy89
      @ParkerGuy89 5 років тому +4

      @@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs I live in NC and my family is from the Brevard area. Asheville didn't used to be that way.

    • @BadCookWhoJudgesChefs
      @BadCookWhoJudgesChefs 5 років тому +6

      @@ParkerGuy89 It began in the late 70's to early 80's when hippies started moving in. Also, the Brevard area is beautiful.

    • @michelleamatulle6378
      @michelleamatulle6378 5 років тому +2

      What the heck is that???

    • @ParkerGuy89
      @ParkerGuy89 5 років тому +3

      @@michelleamatulle6378 Google it. It's pretty funny and sad all at once.

  • @kimmyc2862
    @kimmyc2862 5 років тому +161

    I live in Asheville. The perfect mix of southern and hipster. And real hippies

    • @forestrot666
      @forestrot666 5 років тому +13

      These days it is leftover hippies and trust fund kids with dreads.

    • @levierickson7321
      @levierickson7321 5 років тому +9

      Every time I get mad at Asheville, I remember I live in Charlotte

    • @NeuKrofta
      @NeuKrofta 5 років тому +5

      Asheville isn't even the south

    • @kimmyc2862
      @kimmyc2862 5 років тому +1

      Levi Erickson hahha that’s hilarious 😆

    • @ericfshook
      @ericfshook 5 років тому +2

      There is NO southern in the people's republic of aSheville.

  • @txfrogboy8975
    @txfrogboy8975 5 років тому +36

    "Somebody fix Dale"

  • @ChubbyUnicorn
    @ChubbyUnicorn 3 роки тому +2

    "My uncle's still on the run for breeding illegal reptiles." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    (*can't breathe*) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mr.personhumanson6871
    @mr.personhumanson6871 5 років тому +323

    I'm reading some of these comments in a southern accent

    • @melanielee4389
      @melanielee4389 5 років тому +2

      I read this in a Southern accent lol

    • @nowaynomore
      @nowaynomore 5 років тому +3

      Goddamn, I didn't realise I was reading it Southern until I read this comment...now everything I'm typing sounds Southern to me, send help!

    • @chefbanjo8139
      @chefbanjo8139 5 років тому

      I guarantee you they were typed on a Southern accent.

    • @triplem2909
      @triplem2909 5 років тому

      Mr. Person Humanson I’m reading them out loud so yea me too

    • @steamy7860
      @steamy7860 5 років тому +3

      I’m reading this in my normal accent since I’m southern. hell yeah

  • @mikeyleeway
    @mikeyleeway 5 років тому +77

    “I like your trucker hat. What do you haul?”
    “Apparently cognitive dissonance.”

  • @electriceyebabe715
    @electriceyebabe715 5 років тому +119

    "I really need some fried okra" 😂 I know this feeling!
    More WellRED, pretty plz!

    • @gyneve
      @gyneve 5 років тому +9

      Fried okra is like a food based southern litmus test.

    • @ilikeddd8000
      @ilikeddd8000 5 років тому +5

      It bothers me though that he did not even order it xD

    • @kourii
      @kourii 5 років тому +1

      Cheers Southern LA from a Cajun ex-pat living in the other LA ;)

    • @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
      @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 5 років тому

      Is your uncle still on the run from breeding illegal reptiles? Just asking.

    • @forestrot666
      @forestrot666 5 років тому +3

      Fried okra is fried crack,sometimes you just get a hankering for it.

  • @source5729
    @source5729 3 роки тому +3

    “Whataya hauling’?” “Apparently, cognitive dissonance.” NEARLY PEED MY PANTS 😂😆😂. LUV Y’ALL

  • @stephenpayne6956
    @stephenpayne6956 4 роки тому +46

    As a southerner who's always wanted to be more cultured and metropolitan but is coming around to embracing his southern roots and inner hillbilly I 100% approve this sketch, it had me crying laughing lol

    • @bobcobb3654
      @bobcobb3654 Рік тому

      You can be cultured and be a southerner. Mark Twain, anybody? Just because some Twitiot has an abundance of opinion about “flyover country” doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with you.

  • @bravenburris1235
    @bravenburris1235 5 років тому +173

    When she said " we only white meat" homeboy looked around knew the chicken was not that good. No black people tell you right there to leave! PERIOD

    • @SenatiaA
      @SenatiaA 5 років тому +5

      Braven Burris true!

    • @jwilsonhandmadeknives2760
      @jwilsonhandmadeknives2760 5 років тому +9

      chicken breast has one purpose: you add it to stuff that needs something to be chewy. like a salad.

    • @keithrich4209
      @keithrich4209 5 років тому +2

      Pizza Pizza I work at a kfc in a fairly white area AND EVERYONE FUCKING AROUND HERE WANTS THE GRILLED BREASTS!!!! I FUCKING HATE IT CAUSE IM WORKING ON LOSING WEIGHT / BUILDING MUSCLE (grilled has less carbs and white meat has more protein) AND WE ALWAYS ARE FUCKING MAKING MORE!!!!! LIKE IDK IF YOU THINK ITS HEALTHY JUST CAUSE ITS GRILLED BUT THE SODIUM IN IT IS FUCKED. the stereotypes are beyond true

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 5 років тому +1

      @@jwilsonhandmadeknives2760 Bone in, skin on chicken breast is acceptable. Boneless skinless chicken breast, on the other hand, is a different story. Takes a really good cook to make it taste good.

    • @jwilsonhandmadeknives2760
      @jwilsonhandmadeknives2760 5 років тому +1

      Regina Billotti absolutely agree. The skin is the only source of flavor on a breast, unless you count whatever seasoning you can smear on it. It takes an experienced cook to make a chicken breast worth the effort of eating it.

  • @mossymoobloom1384
    @mossymoobloom1384 5 років тому +65

    This has similar energy to Letterkenny

    • @DarleyHavidsun
      @DarleyHavidsun 5 років тому +8

      Holy SHIT I had never ever heard of this show before reading this comment... Just watched a couple clips and I am in looooove. *Thank you!!* This is insanely witty comedy!

    • @dorkmax7073
      @dorkmax7073 4 роки тому +2

      American Southerners and Canadian Hicks do have a lot going on the same way, but Hicks tend to be more...well Americans would call it liberal, but in Canada its just being understanding and socially accepting of differences. Canadian Hicks aren't as likely to gave problems with gay or black people, or be more religious than anyone else. Hell, no one in Canada cares who you love so long as you both like hockey

  • @gemmaniye9035
    @gemmaniye9035 5 років тому +194

    Who else clicked on it cuz they saw Trae Crowder? Love that guy!

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 5 років тому +4

      Gemma Niye What a southern name!

    • @gemmaniye9035
      @gemmaniye9035 5 років тому +1

      @@seededsoul thank you! 😁

    • @gemmaniye9035
      @gemmaniye9035 5 років тому +1

      @Richard Peck totally agree! a lot of my fave youtubers are getting too famous and doing the same. 😢

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 5 років тому +3

      Gemma Niye I meant “Trae Crowder”....but you, too!

    • @gemmaniye9035
      @gemmaniye9035 5 років тому +1

      @@seededsoul 🤣🤣🤣 I thought it was a weird comment. My name's not southern at all. LOL! Thanks for the chuckles.

  • @meganhiggins8199
    @meganhiggins8199 5 років тому +65

    As someone from Boone NC I approve this message

    • @JoeNorwood-de7gg
      @JoeNorwood-de7gg 6 місяців тому

      Breeding illegal reptiles...early 2000s Boone, couldn't be more accurate

  • @felixvelariusbos
    @felixvelariusbos 5 років тому +13

    "You guys have vegan options all over the menu; there's a deer head on the wall"
    Oh dear lord that one got me 😂😂😂😂

  • @MartialBorschel
    @MartialBorschel 5 років тому +62

    We were the fuckers from outside Boone with property there for camping. Not going to lie, they pegged that place. But I do fondly recall the people there being extremely nice, even saving us once in a flash flood one time.

  • @TheMark
    @TheMark 5 років тому +13

    Trae is hilarious - so glad to see him doing awesome stuff like this!

  • @t.lindsay1081
    @t.lindsay1081 5 років тому +13

    "I like you're trucker hat, what are you haulin?"
    "Huh?"
    "Apparently cognitive dissonance"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @unbindingfloyd
    @unbindingfloyd 5 років тому +83

    "VInegar or ketchup based BBQ?"
    "Both"
    Yup. Also Mustard based. There all good y'all.

    • @Bayougirl78
      @Bayougirl78 5 років тому +5

      Agreed. I'm pretty much Switzerland in the "BBQ Wars". I think they are all pretty damn tasty.

    • @naejimba
      @naejimba 5 років тому +2

      Hell, I can even appreciate a good dry rub.

    • @samliedtke
      @samliedtke 5 років тому +1

      Always say yes to southern bbq

    • @Asdfghjkl-pb1ir
      @Asdfghjkl-pb1ir 5 років тому

      As a born and raised Virginian definitely tomato based

    • @jonathanfreeman3892
      @jonathanfreeman3892 5 років тому +4

      Mustard is a bastard sauce

  • @matthewadams2192
    @matthewadams2192 5 років тому +27

    Grew up in NC and this is..... scary accurate. Illegal reptiles ‘bout killed me though😂

  • @samanthamoran7782
    @samanthamoran7782 5 років тому +15

    I am SO HAPPY these people finally got a show!!!!!!!

  • @FoxVyars
    @FoxVyars 5 років тому +10

    I live in a prevalent city in the South and this is soooo true. We have a lot of businesses popping up started by Californians and New Yorkers who have moved here with very heavy hipster/SJW social undertones. This skit is freakishly accurate.

  • @staten1976
    @staten1976 5 років тому +8

    Im from Dallas, TX and this made me cry. It REAL sweet Jesus! THIS IS MY LIFE!!!!

  • @tabathafeucht3513
    @tabathafeucht3513 5 років тому +9

    "When you're hotter than grease, say yes to peace...." 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @vr6gls
    @vr6gls 4 роки тому +12

    I lost it when Corey said, “How much sugar in sweet tea?”
    Trey replied, “Till it’s sweet enough!”
    Ain’t that the damn truth. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @admerin6961
    @admerin6961 5 років тому +15

    I live in the southern hipster metropolis of ATL, and I swear I have been to at least 10 places exactly like this. LOL, perfect guys!

  • @pandora4037
    @pandora4037 5 років тому +10

    Born and raised in South Carolina and I can verify this is all true.🤣 Love this skit.

  • @Bayougirl78
    @Bayougirl78 5 років тому +9

    "Everybody in here is dressed like a Barista at Talledega... LMFAO!!!

  • @sachafromfrance5729
    @sachafromfrance5729 5 років тому +17

    Trae Crowder finally made it im so hype

  • @bizmonkey007
    @bizmonkey007 5 років тому +24

    “I swear to Conway Twitty” - and I thought I was the only one who used that line.

  • @ipellly
    @ipellly 5 років тому +150

    Lol apparently cognitive dissonance made me die

    • @danaelona4081
      @danaelona4081 5 років тому +2

      That has become so common to hear nowadays it made me almost spit out my water

    • @MCAndyT
      @MCAndyT 5 років тому

      +

  • @heidelward905
    @heidelward905 5 років тому +126

    I'm from Monroe GA, I live in Buffalo NY, this sketch made me laugh till I pissed my pants, y'all ...

    • @Lip_Gallagher
      @Lip_Gallagher 5 років тому +1

      You’re the only one.

    • @heidelward905
      @heidelward905 5 років тому +7

      They don't even serve sweet tea here except at McDonalds. Go be a transplant for a min. This takes on a whole new level of lol

    • @timdragon22
      @timdragon22 5 років тому +1

      Oh shit, I'm from Monroe. What's it like not living in Notlaw County for once?

    • @heidelward905
      @heidelward905 5 років тому +1

      @@timdragon22 you related to Brian and Stacy and ...aww damn can't remember the little ones name....lol its...cold North of the wall

    • @timdragon22
      @timdragon22 5 років тому +1

      @@heidelward905 I am not. This isn't my real name, I just took two footbal icons and mashed them together.

  • @nephyrias
    @nephyrias 5 років тому +35

    I've been hit all of those places plus the shoe aisle at Walmart, and by sticks he means switches which are sticks that were alive just a few seconds before you got hit with them. Little known fact: parents who hit their kids with switches are frustrated by the fact that they can't swing the whole tree at them.

    • @margitouma6172
      @margitouma6172 5 років тому

      My mom used to hit me with switches. I'm not southern, but African.

    • @AnkhAnanku
      @AnkhAnanku 5 років тому +1

      I know I shouldn’t laugh at corporal punishment, but that last line about the tree 🤣😂

    • @mattmattelig
      @mattmattelig 5 років тому

      LOL - I had never heard the term "stick" before. my grandpa use to hit me with a "switch" so I knew exactly what that meant. thanks for making that clear cause I wanted to enjoy the joke.

    • @elkabong6429
      @elkabong6429 5 років тому +1

      I grew up in NYC with a Southern Papa, he used his belt!

    • @inchanting
      @inchanting 5 років тому

      😂

  • @ProphetNine
    @ProphetNine 3 роки тому +1

    "Sumbody fix Dale!" Brilliant!

  • @exs890
    @exs890 2 роки тому +1

    The "til its sweet enough" caught me off guard, and i couldn't agree more 😂🤣

  • @AndyMcGehee
    @AndyMcGehee 5 років тому +65

    As the son of a man who was born, raised, and is now buried in Gillsburg, Mississippi, I approve this video.

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 5 років тому +2

      I was born about 25 miles away. I used to live in Amite County.

    • @RestingJudge
      @RestingJudge 5 років тому +4

      Pike/Amite counties claim to fame...aside from seeing Britney & Jaime Lyne at Walmart in McComb I guess

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 5 років тому +2

      Rustin Wilson Don’t forget Jerry Clower! I think Foxworthy took half his routines.

    • @danjacob4043
      @danjacob4043 5 років тому +1

      And Snoop’s grandma lives in Magnolia 😂

  • @DTG_LOCKETT
    @DTG_LOCKETT 5 років тому +344

    When she said no dark meat or gravy, and the grits is vegan I would used my fingers to make a cross and slowly backed out the restaurant.
    I'm so southern I had to Google how to spell vegan because my phone wouldn't auto complete it.

    • @jimgritty7064
      @jimgritty7064 5 років тому +16

      I'm so northern that my phone froze and wouldn't work anymore, no joke. 😁

    • @mrclueuin
      @mrclueuin 5 років тому +5

      Damn that last line! 😄

    • @staceyj3667
      @staceyj3667 5 років тому

      😂😂

    • @jaysunten
      @jaysunten 5 років тому +1

      I'm so southern but appalled by the ignorance here that I watched this stupid sketch like a train wreck. 😳😳

    • @chaseroush6503
      @chaseroush6503 5 років тому +2

      I'da hadda dab a handkerchief in sweet tea and wave it under my nose to keep from passing out... although I DID enjoy the erstwhile "tomato test" for the cook.

  • @mommyofmiles1
    @mommyofmiles1 5 років тому +4

    This is hilarious! As a southerner, I can attest to the accuracy of this skit!🤣🤣

  • @Axiom8Love
    @Axiom8Love 5 років тому +10

    You had me at 'cracker barrel cosplay'!

  • @blacjac1235
    @blacjac1235 5 років тому +11

    “Fry anything if the grease hot enough”- Me in the kitchen when my friend from Illinois says I can’t fry that

  • @robneville7155
    @robneville7155 5 років тому +6

    "What percentage Cherokee are you?"
    Classic.

  • @BadBoyBobby85
    @BadBoyBobby85 5 років тому +63

    "...Apparently cognitive dissonance"

  • @MrJosephdrummond
    @MrJosephdrummond 5 років тому +24

    lived in GA all my life. this IS my life.

  • @johnassal5838
    @johnassal5838 3 роки тому +1

    *"No* like my uncle is still on the run for breedin illegal reptiles" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TesserId
    @TesserId Рік тому +2

    I only watched this because I recognized Trae's face. Definitely worth it.

  • @Weslobardo
    @Weslobardo 5 років тому +7

    "We got Chicken Problems?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @apriljk6557
    @apriljk6557 5 років тому +18

    What percentage Cherokee are you? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kathleenannmodina-angue4540
    @kathleenannmodina-angue4540 5 років тому +8

    I'm not from the South at all but I've been laughing my ass off! The judgemental stare at the end kills me!

  • @Nocturnal_Rites
    @Nocturnal_Rites 3 роки тому +1

    *DIES* "What do you haul? "Apparently, cognitive dissonance."
    Beautiful. Just. Beautiful.

  • @p3pperjackk_
    @p3pperjackk_ 5 років тому +22

    "..and the doctor said i had the pre diabeetus" JESUS DOLLY AND SKYNYRD HE DID NOT JUST SAY DIABEETUS

  • @danielmaybee68
    @danielmaybee68 5 років тому +28

    I grew up in Boone & don’t remember that guy

  • @johnnyflorence219
    @johnnyflorence219 5 років тому +6

    " 'till it's sweet enough." Had me rollin'. It's the truth.

  • @danaelona4081
    @danaelona4081 5 років тому +55

    Isn't Comedy Central in New York?? How tf did the writers perfect the south perfectly??? 😂 must be some southern writers there.

    • @jeffreytaylor5544
      @jeffreytaylor5544 5 років тому +41

      Those 3 are the wellRED comedy guys. They are super southern, and wrote it. The podcast kills me each week.

    • @SynthApprentice
      @SynthApprentice 5 років тому +5

      You mean like the southern writers who starred in the skit?

    • @liammarshall-butler3384
      @liammarshall-butler3384 5 років тому +4

      Stephen Colbert Was on Comedy Central, and he's from the south, it wouldn't surprise me if there were others.

    • @susans654
      @susans654 5 років тому +7

      Lmao. People do periodically leave the South. Talented writers and performers even.

  • @a.j.triplett4624
    @a.j.triplett4624 Рік тому +1

    I love Trae's take on just about anything. Dudes hilarious!

  • @ManyfiresWoman
    @ManyfiresWoman 3 роки тому +2

    "What ya haulin'? Cognitive dissonance." 😆😆