I can just imagine this guy in a savage battle to the death in feudal Japan, and him stopping halfway through to explain why he likes fighting with two swords to his opponent.
In truth, actual fighting was like old west gunslingers. Whoever drew their weapon first and had the nerve to deliver a well placed shot won. Even on the battlefield, it's deflect strike, deflect strike, deflect strike.
I'm seriously thinking about getting one for clearing brush, the single bevel is awesome for green wood. You basically have a longest machete combined with a swedish knife.
I bought this Katana about 2 years ago. It is lighter an better balanced than the warrior swords. Simple yet gorgeous, and VERY functional. It really is my pride and joy.
Well, gardening can be very dangerous in my area. In all seriousness I would grab my gun in case of a break in, but this is an excellent sword for a martial artist. I have trained with this weapon and I can assure you it still works just as good as the old days.
+SnakeMGS88 For one, a gun is the weapon of a coward, not saying you are, but there is honor shooting your opponent, for another, a 9mm runs of ammo, and if you don't get the job done before that happens.....your j.w.f.
Fat dude: oh you know get to play with two words at once cutting shit up for a living Guy: how much they give you? Fat guy: oh I don't make salary you silly little man I own the business making thousands monthly I'm the god damn CEO. Guy: so you make alot of money.. by having fun Fat guy: yup
@@Bouncyboy901 yeah they didn’t make them the real way for extra safety and I bet you haven’t bought one. I haven’t but I know these are both Durable and powerful.
That katana’s capacity to bend at 01:15 superbly demonstrates its ability to absorb shock. The sword being able to cut so well despite being so flexible is a testament to the craftsmanship.
"i like to fight whit two swords, i fight whit two knifes alot" the only thing you seem to be fighting is the mcdonalds cashier for not giving you enough burgers
Hahahaha, RIGHT?! "I fight with two knives a lot." Right. During your nighttime career as Batman? When does this man "fight with two knives"?! And Cold Steel, yes, maybe That Random Swede and I should learn manners, but Lynn should learn portion control. For real. He gets out of breath just making two cuts, and when he swings low he has to spread his legs way apart so his big old belly can fit between them. I'm sure he's a great guy, and quite skilled with a sword, but if he's going to try to train people in an athletic endeavor, he should be athletic himself.
I neither made childish comments nor insults. I simply stated facts. Maybe the Batman comment was a little childish, but no more than the Cold Steel videos. I stated that he gets out of breath easily and that his stomach gets in the way. Those are facts supported by video evidence. He should, in fact, learn portion control. I would say the same thing to his face, but geography limits me. You'll notice I use my real name on UA-cam, not a pseudonym. I'm not hiding behind anonymity. You can question my tact, but not my integrity. It would be shitty of me to call him out in person, but this is the UA-cam comments section. Tact, manners, subtlety, those are all relics of the real world. If you post something on YT, you have to expect some bashing. To do otherwise is like going into a bar and being mad that a drunk guy bumped into you. Seriously, though, Lynn should lose weight. I know he couldn't care less about the opinions of peons like me as he counts his stacks of cash, but I'm sure his family would like him to be around a while longer. Obesity is known to cause a health problem or two.
In the medieval times can you imagine how the battles were fought? Definitely a well made and strong weapon like a mace, axe or a sword made the difference between life and death. Amazing!!
@@KevinGeaslin a katanas primary function is to cut. That is why it is curved. It CAN thrust but I dont recommend using it if you wanted to stab. Use a straighter sword with a nice point for a better thrust. Just because you can doesnt mean you should
Many kenjutsu kata end with a thrust, it was easier to thrust to an opening in the armor than try to slice through. Plus, the kissaki of a katana is reinforced to give the point stability@@TenkayKaze
+csknives I can see if he is a fan of fighting with a sword and a short sword or dagger, but two full swords is simply impractical in a fighting situation, as it would be very easy to control one or both swords.
***** I used to train with a katana. Yes i have. 2 swords with a realistic weight will lose in a duel vs a 1 katana wielder that somewhat knows what he is doing. It is simlpy faster, more precise, and deadlier
Toshi i personally think using 2 swords could hold at one's disadvantage... you dont have as much force in the swing as you do double-wielding just one katana... but my master in kenjutsu was a 2 sword style user and he said it depends on the person. (by the way, my master has yet to be defeated in a 1v1 match)
I love how easy it is to get this channel's owner into an argument with you, they will directly respond to almost any criticism. It's quite sad really.
I spent 9 years training with a Katana and only 1 year training in HEMA and i find Longsword's a much better weapon by far, Not as much sheer cutting power but far more versatile and in the end deadlier.
Eh depends on the situation/enemy equipment at the end of the day it doesn't matter anyway since there are no real world activities which would require either of them any weapon can kill now days since nobody is protected or even armed anymore.
David levingstone Well there is armoured full contact league such as battle of the nations and many long swords troniments. So there is real world activities that require swords.
I always find these videos amusing because like.....you're doing things that any DECENT sword can also do, and passing it off as "look how amazing it is that our swords can do this"
imagine thats human head deym.... I saw middle east when they execute people getting beheaded. They used Katana just one clean stroke ur head will be separated from your body in seconds.. WOW!
So would I. With some salt, pepper, and paprika, and fried in lard at that. Plus, I approve this Katana. It’s not a real authentic Katana, but if Cold Steel’s Katanas are anything like their Machetes when it comes to durability. It mean they can take a hell of a lot of punishment.
José Alexander Rosales Alcalde Completely unimaginable. Think about being born, bred and trained by the same sword for your entire life in an environment where the sword is the mightiest hand held weapon. How many people really have that today?
katana wasnt even close to other japanese weapons in terms of lethality. it is a glorified sidearm and nothing more. Its like in modern millitary. All soldiers are going through basic training and learn about the main issue rifles, but they get specializations in other weapons, equipment, vehicles etc. katanas were caried by everyone, but used rarely in combat
Cold Steel, Is the Only Knife Company, That I know of Demos all, Of their Stuff, Before , Making it available For Sale to their Customers, How Great is that.?
not to totally nerd out here but they're all swinging completely wrong lol. the japanese did not swing with such force. rather, they would swing in the cleanest and straightest line and let the sharpness of the blade work its magic. i have never swung a katana nor will i ever but this is something i learned in medieval studies in uni.
Correct! Nearly all of those swings were way overpowered and if you saw the deflection drive them off course also bad swings and probably because way too much power was applied. Not trying to be a know it all I have made the same mistake myself even though I had been taught that before I tried it for myself
Yea, you're kinda right, moving like that you're gonna have a hip injury before you hurt somebody. Nevertheless, with the right technique the swing is actually way, waaay stronger than that, but you don't hit the surface, you slide the sword through it, in a devastating fast and strong move. There is a secret of the deadly ancient japanese martial arts, their "simple" movements hide a very precise technique of positions and speed that makes them incredibly powerful.
Katana don't bend and go back to their shape, once bent they stay that way. Western swords have a more flexible steele which also wobbles when cutting. Traditionally a katana is way harder, which makes it easier to snap but also more forgiving in the cutting, the stiffness of the blade eliminates the wobble.
Fernando Sedillo have a look at yourself mate before you comment that crap. Even your girl doesn’t want it from your chubby looking McDonald’s burger bun
nouthing is better than watching unskilled merchants helplessly slash away at random objects. Im no trader but you would make the blades look way beter if the person weilding them actualy knew how to hold the thing in the first place.
Man this poor guy that's "overweight" getting so many ppl to bash down on him forgetting who he is a skilled martial artist who works in a company that makes wonderful weapons.. just wish I had money to buy one.. being poor sucks wish I was a CEO... could buy all the swords
He may get bashed around for his weight, but he aint hurting. dudes making big bucks to do what he loves, there is always gonna be lowly internet trolls...But they aint got shit on Lynn Thompson
Just imagine how many katanas the americans stole after the war end. The biggest Japanese treasure, which never will be getting back or replaced by anything.
Between 1945 and 1953, Japan banned the ownership and construction of swords in their country. Very many of them were confiscated and destroyed. While I wouldn't consider it stealing since America and Japan were at war with each other and killing each other, I'd say the American aquired Katanas were at least bought by collectors who could preserve and appreciate them, rather than destroying them. Had they not been taken from dead soldiers, they would have just been confiscated by the Japanese government and destroyed anyway.
@@bluenecc Damn that is too bad. I guess the wet dream from rulers have allways been having the citizens disarmed. So that they can do what ever they want.
Anthony Duarte its a back up sword or close quarter sword worn by samurai called wakizashi . its not that they were fighting with two swords. its also used for ritual suicide . you can also use it for shaving.
I just gotta say... after reading a few of the comments, it is admireable how cs knives responses to some of the really insulting comments! always calm and friendly. srsly. .. every 2. tool here calls the guy fat or lazy or even shizoprenic jesus.. they are only doing their Jobs you know. you can have a opinion on the quality of the product or the tests, but do you all really need to be such douche nozzles about it?
+SquirrelKnight I know, right!? And so what if the guy is fat... As if that means he has no other element of strength/fitness and can't fight or train in martial arts... I guess he'd be better off slimmer, but it's not EVERYTHING. Jesus.
@@inuyasha they've not more time than others peoples but they don't waste it like y'all with stupids jobs y'all should be ashamed to accept to do that shit everyday for all your life cause you let fear keep you down
2:06 It cant be that great. It has to cut through that box as well. And after the box you have to be able to just drop it so it can slice its way down to the core of the earth.
I was doubtful, but when I saw that guy suggested fighting with two swords based on what I can only assume is his own very noteworthy battle experience, I was sold.
Shiribetsu First of all the word is "euthanizes", and PETA does this to put animals in pain/suffering/misery to death in the most HUMANE way as possible. To clarify this means they put the animal to death without pain. And they only do this to animals that have unpreventable conditions or conditions that will cause suffering in the future. You are essentially supporting brutal murder to millions of animals (domestic or not) worldwide anyways. So how the fuck would a humane way of this (for a good cause btw) possibly make you feel a sense of harm? Also please don't make mountain out of a grain of sand. You make it sound like every cow/pig/goat/sheep/chicken/cat/dog is euthanized everytime PETA comes across them. That's not the case, again they do this to animals that are in agony. If you haven't already, go vegan if you apparently give a damn for all lives.
Truc Nguyen first of all, who gives a fuck about typos I'm not stupid and second of all theyve stolen animals and euthanized them and have gotten them out of shelters including puppies and also killed them. These animals couldve been trained to save lives but have been wasted because of selfish acts like taking away their lives. Before you say any more bullshit, watch news clips about Peta and educate yourself you arrogant sociopath
Shiribetsu you're a hypocrite! How could you value the life of a house pet and make it seem as if you care about lives, but give absolutely no fucks about the *millions* of animals slaughtered on farms DAILY? It just doesn't add up. Send me a link of PETA intentionally killing a happy animal. In case you haven't processed it, they euthanize animals IN AGONY.
0:40 Neckbeard might be a Boomer now.... but that just means he's leveled up and ready to take on the second to final boss. Mid-life Crisis. 1:40 Neckbeard has become Neckgod.
Wow my car salesmen has awesome hobbies
HAHAHA Damnnn men you fucking seriously made my day into a whole new fucking level HAHAHA
I dint understand
Ye u didn’t understand the huge hole in ur car
@@anjanasojitra1459 c'mon. It's not that complex
@@Thomreise thank q
I can just imagine this guy in a savage battle to the death in feudal Japan, and him stopping halfway through to explain why he likes fighting with two swords to his opponent.
Baron Von T. Kek
It's called anime
Baron Von T. You are a fucking god
Walking to the battlefield would kill this man
In truth, actual fighting was like old west gunslingers. Whoever drew their weapon first and had the nerve to deliver a well placed shot won. Even on the battlefield, it's deflect strike, deflect strike, deflect strike.
I bought a Dragonfly katana to protect myself from hanging pig carcasses and dangling ropes. I've never felt safer.
I'm seriously thinking about getting one for clearing brush, the single bevel is awesome for green wood. You basically have a longest machete combined with a swedish knife.
maybe you should volunteer next time so they don't have to use a dead pig.
Jrutjutj
@BachieGaga 9 that dude was pissed because animals were used in the video. What are you talking about?
@@frazunknown watch him talking about being an antivaxx or some shit
Therapist: "50 yo aged Inosuke isn't real he can't hurt you"
50 yo aged Inosuke : 1:53
Hahahhaah
What is your favourite character,mine giyu
@@cristianouras1322 mizu no kokyu- ju ichi no kata
Lol
Joseph Joestar
@@animegeeks1835 *Dead calm*
This is still one of the best videos ever made and some of the best marketing ever
"I'm a big fan of fighting with two swords." HAHAHA
musashi
Lol, I didn’t catch that the first time but he definitely said that
İ can use two swords in a one time
En
En
I bought this Katana about 2 years ago. It is lighter an better balanced than the warrior swords. Simple yet gorgeous, and VERY functional. It really is my pride and joy.
Functional? Now days?
Well, gardening can be very dangerous in my area. In all seriousness I would grab my gun in case of a break in, but this is an excellent sword for a martial artist. I have trained with this weapon and I can assure you it still works just as good as the old days.
Well that is a good point hahaha but I prefer a 9mm *****
+SnakeMGS88 еф
+SnakeMGS88 For one, a gun is the weapon of a coward, not saying you are, but there is honor shooting your opponent, for another, a 9mm runs of ammo, and if you don't get the job done before that happens.....your j.w.f.
Girls locker room: "Brad is so cute..."
Boys locker room: 1:50
Girls at Barbeque: We are so going to set you up with Zack!
Boys at Barbeque: 2:54
Lol
wrgg
That katana cant break a Nokia though
Ofc not 😤👌💯
DepressiveSheep what if katana made out of Nokia element 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
You right😂
Nothing can.
DepressiveSheep you mean slice
bending the katana made me cringe
I know right just I can't hand seeing that great weapon being hurt.
Handle I mean
+kit kat same, but not out of blind fanboyism towards the weapon, but because it might be a bit more flexible than its function needs, imo
1055 from their website
+kit kat Because it got bent a little after the second stress test? xDDDDD
Guy: what do you do for a living?
Fat dude: oh I like fighting with two swords and slicing pigs in half
He is actually the CEO of COLD STEEL
Fat dude: oh you know get to play with two words at once cutting shit up for a living
Guy: how much they give you?
Fat guy: oh I don't make salary you silly little man I own the business making thousands monthly I'm the god damn CEO.
Guy: so you make alot of money.. by having fun
Fat guy: yup
Trippy _ fuck off hes just trying to earn money
Trippy _ hell yeah
Trippy _ i like when u call it FAT DUDE
They are excellent salesmen of Samurai Sword😎
No they’re not lol their katanas arent even forged the tradional way. Their katanas are absolute trash
@@Bouncyboy901 yeah they didn’t make them the real way for extra safety and I bet you haven’t bought one. I haven’t but I know these are both Durable and powerful.
@@makeer7107 you are pathetic and thats all i have to say lol
wrr
wrr
Tie and sword.... looks like a mid level enemy boss.
😂😂😂😂 true that
True.
Looks like a regular mob imo
Still these cuts are not that bad ;)
Cold steel employees never heard of sit-ups or crunches.
That katana’s capacity to bend at 01:15 superbly demonstrates its ability to absorb shock. The sword being able to cut so well despite being so flexible is a testament to the craftsmanship.
doesnt the longsword bend much further
@@praisethesun858 It Does. What Darkwing Means it's common for Katanas to either break or stay bended if the workmanship is poor
"i like to fight whit two swords, i fight whit two knifes alot" the only thing you seem to be fighting is the mcdonalds cashier for not giving you enough burgers
rip lol
the man cut a fucking pelvis bone in half. that takes strength you dumb fucktard. he also cut through the mat with one hand. that's no small feat
Hahahaha, RIGHT?! "I fight with two knives a lot." Right. During your nighttime career as Batman? When does this man "fight with two knives"?! And Cold Steel, yes, maybe That Random Swede and I should learn manners, but Lynn should learn portion control. For real. He gets out of breath just making two cuts, and when he swings low he has to spread his legs way apart so his big old belly can fit between them. I'm sure he's a great guy, and quite skilled with a sword, but if he's going to try to train people in an athletic endeavor, he should be athletic himself.
I neither made childish comments nor insults. I simply stated facts. Maybe the Batman comment was a little childish, but no more than the Cold Steel videos. I stated that he gets out of breath easily and that his stomach gets in the way. Those are facts supported by video evidence. He should, in fact, learn portion control. I would say the same thing to his face, but geography limits me. You'll notice I use my real name on UA-cam, not a pseudonym. I'm not hiding behind anonymity. You can question my tact, but not my integrity.
It would be shitty of me to call him out in person, but this is the UA-cam comments section. Tact, manners, subtlety, those are all relics of the real world. If you post something on YT, you have to expect some bashing. To do otherwise is like going into a bar and being mad that a drunk guy bumped into you. Seriously, though, Lynn should lose weight. I know he couldn't care less about the opinions of peons like me as he counts his stacks of cash, but I'm sure his family would like him to be around a while longer. Obesity is known to cause a health problem or two.
Oooooooooo :O
Cold steel makes great stuff!!!
In the medieval times can you imagine how the battles were fought? Definitely a well made and strong weapon like a mace, axe or a sword made the difference between life and death. Amazing!!
Spear
@@CrystalClear51 Nah, the pointy sticc is the superior option
You people should stop being clowns, spears have an effective range before they're rendered obsolete.
Swords were the backup
"2 swords are the way to go!" 1:59
Cuts to clip of him using one sword... lmao
ElectronicMusicHQ are you blind?
Joshua Osero pretty sure his eyes are working just fine.
I dont think a katana is made for thrusting but the fact it went through that was pretty crazy
Who cares ? It happened didn’t it ? Doesn’t matter what we all think these videos are proof enough
@@grovesy333 He was just saying it surprised em that it went thru my G it aint that deep 😂
Of course a katana is made for thrusting
@@KevinGeaslin a katanas primary function is to cut. That is why it is curved. It CAN thrust but I dont recommend using it if you wanted to stab. Use a straighter sword with a nice point for a better thrust. Just because you can doesnt mean you should
Many kenjutsu kata end with a thrust, it was easier to thrust to an opening in the armor than try to slice through. Plus, the kissaki of a katana is reinforced to give the point stability@@TenkayKaze
1:53 who’s he fighting 😅
Morbid obesity
@@Sailor95Moon lmao
Depression.
The katana works a lot better when the swordsman is wearing a tie.
plus makes u look somewhat authoritative
tejas zarekar mkikk
vmmjhbb~nn .
Cold Steel hell yea
+100 battle damage
wtf lol
"I'm a huge fan of fighting with two swords"
Alright guy...
hahaha.
+Garrett Mingilino when the hell would he be fighting
Hahahahahaha xD
+csknives I can see if he is a fan of fighting with a sword and a short sword or dagger, but two full swords is simply impractical in a fighting situation, as it would be very easy to control one or both swords.
Dual skill
"I'm a huge fan of fighting with two swords. That way I can do my special whirlwind attack."
Tatsumaki
Yasuo?
Those grocery store managers are getting serious about shop lifters.
This is like an SNL skit, except it's 100% serious hahahaha
Lol! 😅
"Fighting with 2 swords give you a huge advantage...2 swords is the way to go" Yeah when your opponent doesnt strike back, ya dingus.
***** Its a stupid statement... Especially from someone with martial arts, and katana experience... (Because it is not true, if you didnt catch it.)
***** I used to train with a katana. Yes i have. 2 swords with a realistic weight will lose in a duel vs a 1 katana wielder that somewhat knows what he is doing. It is simlpy faster, more precise, and deadlier
Toshi i personally think using 2 swords could hold at one's disadvantage... you dont have as much force in the swing as you do double-wielding just one katana... but my master in kenjutsu was a 2 sword style user and he said it depends on the person. (by the way, my master has yet to be defeated in a 1v1 match)
I love how easy it is to get this channel's owner into an argument with you, they will directly respond to almost any criticism. It's quite sad really.
*****
he trains and fights daily??? doesnt look like it. training at macdonalds and fighting against obesity, yes.
Their post cut poses legendary
1:51 me after watching Anime for a month
THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Oni-giri
Yeah
I think these guys are doing an amazing job and make me want to buy a sword honestly
3:04 you fight with two swords huh? Yes of course you do. What are you fighting? Cheeseburgers?
1:54
you've been defending these guys thru the comment sections plz stop 13 yr old with dreams
o hey totally original joke not stolen from anyone at all
Orthopaedic Pathology to bad his money can’t buy him weight loss.
Funny as hell mate @peter ortensie
I don’t want beef with this man he wants an EXCUSE to fight someone😭
What about some pork?
Lynn is a legend in the knife world for good reason!
lol fat guy "I like to fight with two swords it gives me a huge advantage"
Me " Who are you fighting, the Hamburglar?!"
Tiffany Davis I just laughed so hard I cried
Tiffany Davis Right?! The only thing you’re fighting is Heart disease!
Tiffany Davis LMAO 😂😂😂
I was high when I read this. I thought I was about to die! 😂😂😂👌
stop.... you are killing me XD..... I can't stop laughing
I can't see when you cut the pig for one stupid image over
It was already dead........ and this was 10 years ago
@@duskssj4704
They're talking about the suggested videos covering the video at the end.
2:40
I spent 9 years training with a Katana and only 1 year training in HEMA and i find Longsword's a much better weapon by far, Not as much sheer cutting power but far more versatile and in the end deadlier.
Eh depends on the situation/enemy equipment at the end of the day it doesn't matter anyway since there are no real world activities which would require either of them any weapon can kill now days since nobody is protected or even armed anymore.
David levingstone Well there is armoured full contact league such as battle of the nations and many long swords troniments. So there is real world activities that require swords.
man a katana must be pretty expensive. Btw would a reproduction be better, or a imperial japenese army one/samurui era one be better lol
I fight car hoods a lot too. They're vicious opponents.
I always find these videos amusing because like.....you're doing things that any DECENT sword can also do, and passing it off as "look how amazing it is that our swords can do this"
"Look how amazing it is that our swords can do this AT THIS PRICE POINT"
2:50 He's going to eat that pig after.
imagine thats human head deym.... I saw middle east when they execute people getting beheaded. They used Katana just one clean stroke ur head will be separated from your body in seconds.. WOW!
You’re going to eat your words later.
So would I. With some salt, pepper, and paprika, and fried in lard at that.
Plus, I approve this Katana. It’s not a real authentic Katana, but if Cold Steel’s Katanas are anything like their Machetes when it comes to durability. It mean they can take a hell of a lot of punishment.
Damn, some pork belly and ribs sound great to me right now.
That's his cousin who stole his Mountain Dew
What a powerful weapon... Can you imagine how lethal a katana was in an actual samurai's hand?
José Alexander Rosales Alcalde as lethal as a normal gun in an actual untrained Hand :b
José Alexander Rosales Alcalde
Completely unimaginable. Think about being born, bred and trained by the same sword for your entire life in an environment where the sword is the mightiest hand held weapon. How many people really have that today?
katana wasnt even close to other japanese weapons in terms of lethality. it is a glorified sidearm and nothing more. Its like in modern millitary. All soldiers are going through basic training and learn about the main issue rifles, but they get specializations in other weapons, equipment, vehicles etc. katanas were caried by everyone, but used rarely in combat
If you like katanas you maybe love german kriegsmesser, that thing is a beast.
MrPanos2000 I really hope you aren't being serious. Otherwise you are literally the most stupid person u know...
Cold Steel, Is the Only Knife Company, That I know of Demos all, Of their Stuff, Before , Making it available For Sale to their Customers, How Great is that.?
Why, are you using, so many, commas.? And don't put a period before a question mark. The question mark has its' own period.
0:36 He was trying to do Getsuga tenshou.
Too bad Ichi wasn't around to help him.
Lmao
Lmao
You can see his dedication as he wears a suit while cutting random shit
"I fight with 2 knives a lot" hah yeah fighting your steak sandwich you swing the damn sword as if it were a bat.
1:30 look at the blade at the bending test, it is edited. Which means that the original footage the katana broke or dis not spring back
You can see the blade not being inline with itself, that can happen in a game without anti aliasing but would never happen in real life
That pig slicing is the most satisfying thing I've ever seen
For anyone saying the katana would be useless against knight armor: 1:00
Get your facts straight
True
1:50 Did he just say he fights with these things? 😂🤣. It was hard enough picturing him in a Samurai suit 🤦♂️🤭
Jesus Christ, I never realized just how impressive katanas/swords in general could be..
why does the sweaty old man always have to wear a tie while sword cutting? why cant he just wear a tshirt or something
He just want to tell "hey i am a white man with katana"
haha
I guess he thinks he looks more professional this way..
He just looks more sweaty that way ...
Ray Gun That aswell..yes and pretty ridiculous too
"I fight with 2 knives a lot and swords" Fight what? A piece of bamboo and a hanging rope, cool fight bro, have you ever lost?
You are an idiot.
E cartoons sometimes it's better to just say nothing at all.
not to totally nerd out here but they're all swinging completely wrong lol. the japanese did not swing with such force. rather, they would swing in the cleanest and straightest line and let the sharpness of the blade work its magic. i have never swung a katana nor will i ever but this is something i learned in medieval studies in uni.
Correct! Nearly all of those swings were way overpowered and if you saw the deflection drive them off course also bad swings and probably because way too much power was applied. Not trying to be a know it all I have made the same mistake myself even though I had been taught that before I tried it for myself
As, you know, everything else?
@Holly T same way
Yea, you're kinda right, moving like that you're gonna have a hip injury before you hurt somebody. Nevertheless, with the right technique the swing is actually way, waaay stronger than that, but you don't hit the surface, you slide the sword through it, in a devastating fast and strong move. There is a secret of the deadly ancient japanese martial arts, their "simple" movements hide a very precise technique of positions and speed that makes them incredibly powerful.
Katana don't bend and go back to their shape, once bent they stay that way. Western swords have a more flexible steele which also wobbles when cutting. Traditionally a katana is way harder, which makes it easier to snap but also more forgiving in the cutting, the stiffness of the blade eliminates the wobble.
Interesting.
You fight with two swords? How about fighting with two salad forks instead?
Fernando Sedillo by the look of your picture you should be taking your own advice there buddy. 😂
ASAP Killuminati Shots Fired!
Fuck off asshole. You aren’t funny
Fernando Sedillo have a look at yourself mate before you comment that crap. Even your girl doesn’t want it from your chubby looking McDonald’s burger bun
I'm sorry that was mean but like fuck I'm dying laughing.
nouthing is better than watching unskilled merchants helplessly slash away at random objects. Im no trader but you would make the blades look way beter if the person weilding them actualy knew how to hold the thing in the first place.
***** I will, but I'll let you go first, I reserved it especially for you ^_^
***** k
maybe the heavier gentleman. but the other guy surely received some tameshi geri training.
Yeah. Like you know any better.
EthanDaGamer25 I mean it’s not hard to know how to properly swing a katana
Is that uncle Vernon?
Aaliyan Khan heheheh
I dont know, but u are so pretty :)
Only Harry Potter fans can understand
Andy CR thirsty kid
wheres dudley
This man speaking about Musashi, while hamfistedly smashing through mats is modern America personified
Man this poor guy that's "overweight" getting so many ppl to bash down on him forgetting who he is a skilled martial artist who works in a company that makes wonderful weapons.. just wish I had money to buy one.. being poor sucks wish I was a CEO... could buy all the swords
He may get bashed around for his weight, but he aint hurting. dudes making big bucks to do what he loves, there is always gonna be lowly internet trolls...But they aint got shit on Lynn Thompson
$17,000 for a real Shinken
goku546686 his nicknames guts and he owns the company and I see this as the American dream, doing what you love and getting paid.
Yea poor guy he's probably more successful than most of the people in the comments.
goku546686 why did you put overweight in quotations. He’s fucking overweight, period. It’s not necessarily a bad thing, but it’s the truth
Cansado de que no le pagaran la renta y de que lo recibieran siempre con un golpe, el Señor Barriga decidió convertirse en samurai.
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
mamo xD
Eso video no es espanol imbecil
Man I need that sword when the world collapses and zombies come to life.💀
Saif Al-shmmari pretty sure it’s corpses
Saif Al-shmmari well said
Ummm, you'd be better with a butterknife mate.
Same
Saif Al-shmmari agree XD
Just imagine how many katanas the americans stole after the war end. The biggest Japanese treasure, which never will be getting back or replaced by anything.
Xxx Xxx well it ain’t stolen if it was taken from a corpse...
Between 1945 and 1953, Japan banned the ownership and construction of swords in their country. Very many of them were confiscated and destroyed.
While I wouldn't consider it stealing since America and Japan were at war with each other and killing each other, I'd say the American aquired Katanas were at least bought by collectors who could preserve and appreciate them, rather than destroying them. Had they not been taken from dead soldiers, they would have just been confiscated by the Japanese government and destroyed anyway.
@@bluenecc Damn that is too bad. I guess the wet dream from rulers have allways been having the citizens disarmed. So that they can do what ever they want.
@@notname4414 An unarmed populace is indeed much easier to control.
When u dress up for an interview at wallstreet but end up auditioning in china town 😂😂😂
Honestly, they make some pretty damn good weapons. Like high quality stuff. Just kinda sucks that none of them know how to use them.
Tell us wise one, how do you use it?
1:52 "I fight with 2 knives a lot!" - Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Dude I'm fuking dying 😂🤣😅 fat man holding two swords had me pissing everywhere 😂🤣
CSsteel when do and where do you fight with 2 blades. I think we all would love to see that.
Idk If this is the answer to your question, I couldn't understand what you said, But in the thai Machete Video They fought with 2 swords each.
Anthony Duarte its a back up sword or close quarter sword worn by samurai called wakizashi . its not that they were fighting with two swords. its also used for ritual suicide . you can also use it for shaving.
For seppukku a Tantou is used. Wakizashi is intended to be a one-handed weapon, normally worn by Samurai as how you said, a backup weapon.
Anthony Duarte mcdonalds
"The classic ancient Japanese sword - the katana -
*shows 2 of the whitest men on the planet using it*
Ur the white, Mr. White
It’s almost as if those white guys make those swords 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Being Asian obviously automatically makes you better at wielding a katana.
Yeah, white american dudes like these two makes me laugh. They are so white 🤣
Looks like Chris Farley swinging katana in Beverly Hills Ninja. "YOU SWING SWORD LIKE BLIND WOODSMAN!!!"
1:39
Damn is that American Kirito?!
I buy almost exclusively Cold Steel products. Sharp right out of the box. Plenty strong.
That’s all I can ask.
1:16
guy decides he's not getting paid enough
2:02 fart
It's like some kind of dubstep wub fart XD
Mr. Venom lmao
lol
James Tucker hahaha I agree with you
+James Tucker bland fucktard.
I just gotta say...
after reading a few of the comments, it is admireable how cs knives responses to some of the really insulting comments! always calm and friendly.
srsly. .. every 2. tool here calls the guy fat or lazy or even shizoprenic jesus..
they are only doing their Jobs you know.
you can have a opinion on the quality of the product or the tests, but do you all really need to be such douche nozzles about it?
+SquirrelKnight I know, right!? And so what if the guy is fat... As if that means he has no other element of strength/fitness and can't fight or train in martial arts... I guess he'd be better off slimmer, but it's not EVERYTHING. Jesus.
calm and friendly my ass
+ArkbladeIX Your ass? Where?
SquirrelKnight your face where?
Like for the use of the word "douche nozzle".
that's why living in the samurai era is no joke
time to go to bed now
Smokez it's 3 in the morning I think you are right
Nub Slyer lmao 3 am here too! So funny how same our lives are
Damn 3 am here too smh
5am lmao
4.30 Am...
1:52 this is the proof that pekka is a man.
Yes!
*TO OVER THE TOP MACHO AMERICAN ROCK MUSIC* “I’m a big fan of fighting with two swords”
Don't know how I found this video. But the comments just made my day.
Who hired these business men?
theyre just rich people with a lot of time on their hands
inuyasha True
Nobody, Lynn (the “fat” guy) is the CEO of cold steel.
@@inuyasha they've not more time than others peoples but they don't waste it like y'all with stupids jobs y'all should be ashamed to accept to do that shit everyday for all your life cause you let fear keep you down
@@teruyaeiko6980 what do u do?
My favourite weapon🎌🇯🇵
you look like a "don't go to school tomorrow" boy
You fulfill every edgelord standard
Omg it’s the Beverly Hills Ninja
2:03 so this is what my used car salesman is doing in the back that's taking him so long to process everything and I'm there for hours sheeesh!
刀には命が宿ってる。(日本人)
刀は強けりゃいい。(この人たち)
日本人おったw
@@mirrorek1024 こんにちは、私はアメリカ人です。
Nani?
@@GEREX94 お前もしょうもないMeme使うじゃねえょw！
@@TheCuteChoco Sorry, me no hablo mucho japanese.
Top 10 anime weapons
Ethen richerds kirito in the later years Lol
ONI GIRIIII
these jokes are lame fuck off you weaboos.
shiit winds it's a tradition now. You gotta deal with it
shiit winds ikr. I mean, it's not just my mom but also the moms the 9 y/o kids visited
2:06 It cant be that great. It has to cut through that box as well. And after the box you have to be able to just drop it so it can slice its way down to the core of the earth.
It would slice right through Australia
What it did to that pig tho was quite impressive. Thats actually what i was waiting for and was thoroughly pleased with the effectiveness
"I fight with two swords". Literally 1 sec later slices with one sword
"2 swords is the way to go" ::goes back to using 1 sword & was using 1 sword the whole time::
That's *alota damage*
*bUT* ....
it can't cut fLex tape.😤👌💯
Im sure it doesn't 😤
“To show you the power of flex tape, I cut this pig in half!”
I was doubtful, but when I saw that guy suggested fighting with two swords based on what I can only assume is his own very noteworthy battle experience, I was sold.
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
“Cuts like the proverbial chainsaw”
Whatever that means
" I fight with with two swords and two knives alot" looks like your toughest foes yet is cholesterol and diabetes...
Lmao
That pig demo is really all you need. The rest don't really have context. The pig is very relatable to human structure.
Quiero una! Es lo más hermoso y memorable.... Tengo gran admiración por los japoneses en haber creado un arma tan especial...
2:52 take that peta
kevin mere Well said, Kevin.
Truc Nguyen Peta euthaizes more animals than the shelters, they want domestic animals wiped out. Go do your reasearch you animal killer
Shiribetsu First of all the word is "euthanizes", and PETA does this to put animals in pain/suffering/misery to death in the most HUMANE way as possible. To clarify this means they put the animal to death without pain. And they only do this to animals that have unpreventable conditions or conditions that will cause suffering in the future. You are essentially supporting brutal murder to millions of animals (domestic or not) worldwide anyways. So how the fuck would a humane way of this (for a good cause btw) possibly make you feel a sense of harm? Also please don't make mountain out of a grain of sand. You make it sound like every cow/pig/goat/sheep/chicken/cat/dog is euthanized everytime PETA comes across them. That's not the case, again they do this to animals that are in agony. If you haven't already, go vegan if you apparently give a damn for all lives.
Truc Nguyen first of all, who gives a fuck about typos I'm not stupid and second of all theyve stolen animals and euthanized them and have gotten them out of shelters including puppies and also killed them. These animals couldve been trained to save lives but have been wasted because of selfish acts like taking away their lives. Before you say any more bullshit, watch news clips about Peta and educate yourself you arrogant sociopath
Shiribetsu you're a hypocrite! How could you value the life of a house pet and make it seem as if you care about lives, but give absolutely no fucks about the *millions* of animals slaughtered on farms DAILY? It just doesn't add up. Send me a link of PETA intentionally killing a happy animal. In case you haven't processed it, they euthanize animals IN AGONY.
0:40 Neckbeard might be a Boomer now.... but that just means he's leveled up and ready to take on the second to final boss. Mid-life Crisis.
1:40 Neckbeard has become Neckgod.
His tits swet
Since you cut up meat in this video with that thing you can literally make me a bunch of Hot Dogs by now.
The look that they all give to the camera after.....
" I'm r8 hard arnt I "
Hahaha
Whenever they look at the camera I die of laughter. 2:21
funny OFFICE GUY playing with katana
😮That's a smooth cut ✂️