Agreed. The only one I've ever managed to beat was the original Legend of Zelda game...which I only made possible last year with the help of the internet. Imagine me fifteen years ago trying to understand it when I was only 6 years old >
toon link the best hitman on the great sea Oh no, Nintendo Power games like that one are near impossible for me. I'm just glald I beat the original Zelda, that suffices for me xD
@ALSO_NOT_the_reality_gamer So what you're telling me is that Nintendo looked at Australia/New Zealand and said "We'll give YOU nightmares specifically. Why? Because we said so."
@@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 **abruptly changes voice to a stereotypical kids commercial person** -in this new trading card game! POKEMON Å, Ä AND Ö, *apocalypse rising.* _comingsoontostoresnearyou._ _batteriesaren'tincluded,causefuckyou._ _askyourparentsforpermitionwhenbuyingsaidproduct._ _nintendo, "for the GAMER"_
*"EXTERMINATE! ANNIHILATE! DESTROY! EXTERMINATE! ANNIHILATE! DESTROY! NINTENDO CONQUERS AND DESTROYS! NINTENDO CONQUERS AND DESTROYS! NINTENDO CONQUERS AND DESTROYS!"*
Me too. I was shocked to find out when I first got on the internet that it was a purely Australian memory/thing. Is always the first thing I think of when I think of the NES.
The fact that they play the Mario Game Over music at the end as the Nintendo characters fade out with the Nintendo icon showing among a pure black background is so damn creepy. Imagine seeing this at Night for the first time as a Kid...*shudders*
I saw it on Aussie tv as a kid and it really felt like a brazen challenge to all kids to a) buy the system, and b) beat the games. Just a fantastic piece of marketing now I'm older.
As someone who saw this as a kid, it WAS scary but it also felt like a genuine challenge being directed at us kids. "Do you think you've got what it takes?"Reminds me of the British gaming mags of the era that often absolutely ridiculed players (even little kids) for poor gaming skills, defying them to "get gud".At one point, C&VG magazine had a freaking dominatrix berating the readers for their highscores!
I remember this ad like it was yesterday. Surprised me to find out it was Australian-only when I got online and nobody else remembered it! I always found it both awesome and a bit chilling as a kid. I'd love to know more about how this ad was made, considering this is some very early 3d animation for when it was aired! Wonder which company made it? The voices used for those characters are really awesome. The very Aussie voice for the Duck Hunt dog is just hilariously fitting, too, considering the amount of swearing he caused a whole generation.
I used to watch this commercial all the time on old youtube as a kid, it never scared me oddly enough. And also, 3 out of the 5 characters are currently in smash.
Come to think of it, the only NES games I've realistically beaten under normal conditions (though through different hardware) are Kirby's Adventure (via saving) and Super Mario Bros. (clean 1-1 to 8-4 in one sitting) Every other NES game I've beaten has been through cheats, glitches and save states.
la música del castillo de super mario + la voz robotica + ese 3D primitivo con esos diseños de personajes, tenemos como resultado el trauma perfecto para un niño que estaba viendo televisión a altas horas de la noche
The Duck Hunt Dog was wrong about not being able to beat him. given that *HE APPEARS IN SUPER SMASH BROS. AS A FIGHTER*, thus allowing us to be able to beat em.
The ad is from late '86. It's Australian. Funny because, Sega ended up dominating the down under market with Master System and Mega Drive not long after.
I never knew Nintendo made a NES advert starring the alternate reality counterparts of their characters in the money for nothing video universe voiced by second doctor cybermen and daleks at the same time.
I understand everyone here aside from the guy in the suit. All the others are from early NES games, but then there’s just some guy. Honestly kinda funny
I wonder if this was sent to Atari and Sega when they announced that they were pulling out of the console market. Plus, good on them for having a slowed down version of the Castle and Game Over themes for Super Mario Bros. As if the commercial wasn't prone to being Nightmare Fuel already.
Have you seen the actual trade advert magazines ran when the Dreamcast ended? It's a redheaded little brat sticking his tongue out at the camera with text offering condolences to Sega for their failure.
Anyone else remember the version of this that ended with a kid screaming "BEAT YOU!" while the Mario victory music plays... then his chair blasts off into the air?
What a full circle. From being creeped out by this ad for just searching older commercials at a young age, for it to suddenly resurface in a modded rhythm game. (And an awesome mod at that) They really cannot be beaten.
That is a greatly exaggerated misconception, my introduction to gaming was with the NES and I've hardly ever seen a Master System in person, let alone play one, never even seen the Mk 1 model in my life either
![10 Weird NES Facts! [Nintendo Entertainment System] | Nintendrew](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DKOtyWggaNI/mqdefault.jpg)
So I dunno why but this vid has blown up a bit recently... so uhhh thanks hahaha.
Friday Night Funkin Mario's Madness V2 mod.
Final song "Unbeatable" is about this ad
@@levis5272That would explain this sudden influx of comments.
@@rakani79you came back after almost 17 years
Fr
Welcome Back
Maybe this is why the Australian government is afraid of video games
yea
anjake01 ahahha yes
anjake01 well congrats you appeared on a diamond bolt vid
Australia doesn’t have a government it has a prime minister smh
@@themadscientist5376 excuse me?
The funny thing is, the difficulty of the average NES game makes this commercial extremely credible.
Agreed. The only one I've ever managed to beat was the original Legend of Zelda game...which I only made possible last year with the help of the internet. Imagine me fifteen years ago trying to understand it when I was only 6 years old >
The Chaos Dragoness
We are Nintendo.
You cannot beat us.
So kindly, surrender your immortal soul and/or firstborn.
wait you beat us
toon link the best hitman on the great sea Damn right I did! I even got the virtual console version of the NES Zelda game on my 3DS and beat that too.
The Chaos Dragoness zelda 2 >:)
toon link the best hitman on the great sea Oh no, Nintendo Power games like that one are near impossible for me. I'm just glald I beat the original Zelda, that suffices for me xD
Nintendo now: friendly in their advertising.
Nintendo then: gives the whole planet nightmares.
@ALSO_NOT_the_reality_gamer So what you're telling me is that Nintendo looked at Australia/New Zealand and said "We'll give YOU nightmares specifically. Why? Because we said so."
@@alu2901 not it was because Australia couldn't beat the, simple
don't forget the Virtual Boy ads
but this oen they just targeted Australia, @@Lo-Sir
or just us australians
In Smash 4, Duck Hunt should've said "YOU CANNOT BEAT US" in a creepy robotic voice every time he wins.
That accursed dog having an Australian accent is so damn perfect.
Shouldve been a 1/1,000,000 chance to scare kids
Its kinda funny seeing that not everyone known about this until mario madness v2 came out
Wdym, most of the people knew about this
@@JareDrexzi didnt
MMv2 is how I discovered it lmao
I discovered this before the update even came out
I didnt know about this
"WE ARE NINTENDO. YOU CAN NOT BEAT US. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE."
DELETE. DELETE.
@@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 *COLLECT THEM ALL.*
@@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 **abruptly changes voice to a stereotypical kids commercial person** -in this new trading card game! POKEMON Å, Ä AND Ö, *apocalypse rising.*
_comingsoontostoresnearyou._
_batteriesaren'tincluded,causefuckyou._
_askyourparentsforpermitionwhenbuyingsaidproduct._
_nintendo, "for the GAMER"_
*"EXTERMINATE! ANNIHILATE! DESTROY! EXTERMINATE! ANNIHILATE! DESTROY! NINTENDO CONQUERS AND DESTROYS! NINTENDO CONQUERS AND DESTROYS! NINTENDO CONQUERS AND DESTROYS!"*
Doctor Who reference?
We are Nintendo...
We are legion...
We do not forgive...
We do not forget...
You cannot beat us...
masterlasheron (¡nɐlnɾ nɐlnſ!) The perfect example of what I call, CONTRA-DICTING statement of DIFFICULTY! Nintendo reflecting that.
masterlasheron (¡nɐlnɾ nɐlnſ!) "We do not forgive...
We do not forget..."
Our consoles have over 9000 penises, and their all raping children.
Noozie OH GOD HOLY SHIT MANWHYYYYY
*THEY'RE
:P
Jim Jim AND I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS AND YOUR DUMB DOG!
masterlasheron (¡nɐlnɾ nɐlnſ!) Like if Nostalgia Critic brought you here.
I never forgot this ad my whole life. must be one of the most effective ads ever made
Me too. I was shocked to find out when I first got on the internet that it was a purely Australian memory/thing. Is always the first thing I think of when I think of the NES.
1987: Creepy ahh commercial
2023: Popular FNF song
The fact that they play the Mario Game Over music at the end as the Nintendo characters fade out with the Nintendo icon showing among a pure black background is so damn creepy.
Imagine seeing this at Night for the first time as a Kid...*shudders*
***** Nah the Game Over screen music plays at 0:40.
ΛDI i watched this at night
And the fact that it's slowed down doesn't help, I JUST MAKES SHIT EVEN MORE SCARY.😨😨😨
Well, kids nowadays are just cowards. Back then a kid would have thought "i have to beat them, I'm better".
@@pafoneto1275 That was what the commercial wanted you to think! Why would a company make a commercial scary on purpose
This honestly feels like a mid-2000s parody than an actual commercial.
This is what you see if you smoke an NES manual
🤣
WARNING! CHALLENGER APPROACHING!
Nintendo Commercial Guy Challenges all Players!
you can not beat us
This is a secret message to PlayStation and Xbox players
What..
I have a ps4 pro and I find understand
These new age players have no chance
You mean sega and Atari right?
YOU CANNOT BEAT US
This is fucking awesome. Definitely captures the spirit of Nintendo being absolute bastards yet still somehow making things fun.
I saw it on Aussie tv as a kid and it really felt like a brazen challenge to all kids to a) buy the system, and b) beat the games. Just a fantastic piece of marketing now I'm older.
My mom kinda got me the nes
It was called the “Entertainment System” for some reason.
@KaidenIsAUA-camr NES means Nintendo Entertainment System
Man you Aussies had it rough, this would have made me never play videogames as a child, on the fact I would have been shitting my pants.
...Pretty picture, there.
*video games, That commercial doesn't make me play video games again, but The model they could it wrong, was Lakitu.
As someone who saw this as a kid, it WAS scary but it also felt like a genuine challenge being directed at us kids. "Do you think you've got what it takes?"Reminds me of the British gaming mags of the era that often absolutely ridiculed players (even little kids) for poor gaming skills, defying them to "get gud".At one point, C&VG magazine had a freaking dominatrix berating the readers for their highscores!
I would have soiled my pants if I had saw this on TV.
We are SkyNet. You cannot beat us.
Would've you soiled them a bit or 'so bad like Nostalgia Critic'?
WE ARE NINTENDO. WE PROMISE TO GIVE YOUR FUTURE GENERATIONS PANTS-PISSING NIGHT TERRORS. YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
I almost choked on my appple
I remember this ad like it was yesterday. Surprised me to find out it was Australian-only when I got online and nobody else remembered it! I always found it both awesome and a bit chilling as a kid.
I'd love to know more about how this ad was made, considering this is some very early 3d animation for when it was aired! Wonder which company made it?
The voices used for those characters are really awesome. The very Aussie voice for the Duck Hunt dog is just hilariously fitting, too, considering the amount of swearing he caused a whole generation.
i think dick smith electronics made this commercial
It’s my birthday today, you cannot beat us
@@DarioDAdderio That, or Mattel, seeing how their logo is also in the latter commercials in this series (yes, it's a series!)
probably both@@dorkfishie8923
I like how the Lakitu's cloud talks for the Lakitu.
Thinking about the slogan "you cannot beat us" reminds me of how nes games were really hard back then, its cool if you think about it.
true
the gaddzooks msm
And this is why many kids of the 80s bought a Sega Master system.
Out of all my friends of the day, only one had the inferior Master System lol.
Ceilingcat
SEGA SENSES TINGLING!!!! ah well I seem to recall Sega having their fair share of wacky ads for the game gear
***** I'm tempted to upload more of them but honestly there are enough of them on other channels lol.
***** SEGA and whacky ads are almost synonymous. Especially post-Genesis/Mega Drive.
***** well if you have some problem with Sega Master system then call Blizzard Entertainment for help
We are Nintendo.
You cannot beat us.
So kindly, surrender your immortal soul and/or firstborn.
Whenever I think: Maaan... I wish I was born in the 80's, it was so much better!" I watch this.
I like how they all have thick Australian accents
As an Australian, I agree
*You cannot beat us.*
Gorzok. Send In. THE EMUS!!!!
I was bombarded with it for months on TV before and after I got one.
I used to watch this commercial all the time on old youtube as a kid, it never scared me oddly enough. And also, 3 out of the 5 characters are currently in smash.
*****
Bowser, Duck Hunt, and Lakitu (assist trophy)
bro the Nintendo dude should've been in smash as a trophy
I thought this commercial was funny af the first time i saw it
@@ThomasAndSkye He looks kinda like steve from minecraft and he's in smash so yeah
Only Spike and John Nintendo are missing.
thumbs up if nostalgia critic brought you here
HERE COMES THE FNF COMMENTS
"HERE COMES THE FNF COMMENTS" (hasn't heard of this ad and is coming because of fnf)
@@PlantLollmaoDont know about the others but I have seen this ad before fnf
⚠You alerted the horde ⚠
I sure as hell couldn't bet any NES game.
Leigh Foulkes same
I beat SMB1 by using warps and save files. (I have the NES classic.)
Come to think of it, the only NES games I've realistically beaten under normal conditions (though through different hardware) are Kirby's Adventure (via saving) and Super Mario Bros. (clean 1-1 to 8-4 in one sitting)
Every other NES game I've beaten has been through cheats, glitches and save states.
la música del castillo de super mario + la voz robotica + ese 3D primitivo con esos diseños de personajes, tenemos como resultado el trauma perfecto para un niño que estaba viendo televisión a altas horas de la noche
The Duck Hunt Dog was wrong about not being able to beat him. given that *HE APPEARS IN SUPER SMASH BROS. AS A FIGHTER*, thus allowing us to be able to beat em.
you forgot bowser!
you can beat him in super mario bros
meow master ik
I got a NES for christmas back in 2001 when I was 7 years old. I'm glad I'm european and was born long after this commercial.
TMI
I find it funny how the dog sounds the most Australian out of the rest of the characters
THAT’S WHAT IM SAYIN
@@sunksterhasyourip8334 glad to know that im not the only one who notice that
Back when they were called "Players" instead of "Gamers"
Does anyone knew this commercial even before mario madness V2 released?
I knew about this comercial like 5 years ago
Me too lol
Short answer: Yes
I did
uh yeah
im Australian 🪃🦘🇦🇺
(im American)
Then Mega Man & CastleVania were released, and this commercial took a whole new meaning.
Why does he sound like Luigi if he was an inkling 💀💀
"You know, For kids!" - Nostalgia critic
This is why they made unbeatable.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US
80's CGI was fucking creepy o___o
Why do you think the 90s movies still built sets and animatronics?
....Other than because they weren't FAAAAKE!? (/plinkettvoice)
The Chaos Dragoness Australia what the fuck is wrong with you
Pixar could've done a better job in the first place.
I can't help but imagine some poor acid dropping schmuck, flipping through channels late at night in '87, when this commercial comes on.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US 🔥🗣️🗣️🔥
Idk how I haven’t heard of this until MMv2
Ah memories. Sweet, night terror inducing memories.
Australian ratings board: "And so I took that personally."
Wow, that was... A horrifying example of the Uncanny Valley for one thing.
This commercial gave me nightmares and PTSD.
Slugger Maxman Really? I don't blame you.
Can't believe this made it into Mario's Madness
That moment when you're a FNF fan: 🤓
Indeed.
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WE ARE NINTENDO, YOU CANNOT BEAT US 🗣🗣🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯
AIM YOUR ZAPPER GUN, YOU CANNOT BEAT US
🐶🐶🔫🔫💥💥💥💯💯💯
EVEN WITH YOUR ROBOT PARTNER, YOU CANNOT BEAT US 🤖🤖🤖👬👬🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️
DISCOVER NEW WORLDS
YOU CANNOT BEAT US
@@_TRB_SCORE 1000000
YOU CANNOT BEAT US
WE ARE NINTENDO *YOU CANNOT BEAT US* 🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗿🗣️🔥
Unbeatable
indeed
What a display of marketing genius.
Mario Madness: all my fellas, write that down.
I have seen this with Mario when it came out and we were terrified. The way that guy at the beginning looks like a 3D Gumby animation
"You cannot beat us!"
SEGA in the 90's: "You sure about that, buddy?"
More like PlayStation
playstation is like:sup bitches
0:37
You cannot beat ASS
This ad was nightmare fuel for young Australian children in the 80's. It scared the shit out of me as a kid.
Seriously... did Nintendo just go 1984 on us?
The ad is from late '86. It's Australian. Funny because, Sega ended up dominating the down under market with Master System and Mega Drive not long after.
Tornado1994 There's a reason for that you know.
Cardfight Destiny was it this commercial?
More than likely.
Well......WAS the year 1984? I can't remember all of a sudden.
0:29
what the actual fuck
also the lakitu looks like an owl
The 80's 3D
We are Nintendo.
We challenge all players.
YOU.
CANNOT.
BEAT.
US.
Now, with all new personalisation AI! :D
Sounds like this is what sent Dalek Caan into insanity.
0:35
"We are Nintendo. We challenge for ass."
"We are Nintendo. We challenge all players. You cannot beat us."
+Fredrich Fernando "We challenge your ass!"
I cant unhear that now XD
WE ARE NINTENDO
YOU CANNOT BEAT US
AIM YOUR ZAPPER GUN ‼️
@@tAVROSSSYOU CANNOT BEAT US
@@bachandanga332 EVEN WITH YOUR ROBOT PARTNER
@@tAVROSSS YOU CANNOT BEAT US
I never knew Nintendo made a NES advert starring the alternate reality counterparts of their characters in the money for nothing video universe voiced by second doctor cybermen and daleks at the same time.
0:37 "we challenge all ass"
once you hear it, you cant unhear it
We all challenge all players is what they really said
9 years later. Fnf had taken control of this.
WE CAN BEAT YOU, WITH THIIIIIIS!
*holds up gamegenie*
*choir sings and light gleans over it*
YEA YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH NOW HUH?
Our hero
Well, that was pretty creepy.
Also, thumbs-up if you got here from the tvtropes page for Nintendo Hard.
Judge Eternus No, I'm from a top 10 video game adverts that make you cringe video.
I looked it up. :>
This time, I got here from the Useful Notes page on the NES, but it's close enough.
From Memes / Nintendo, actually.
Yep.
I understand everyone here aside from the guy in the suit. All the others are from early NES games, but then there’s just some guy. Honestly kinda funny
Id like to think thats a Nintendo imployee
A message to Sega
At least SEGA doesn't give out cease and desist letters, unlike one of its competitors.
0:21 That green thing makes me wonder what game is from.
Gyromite
*WE ARE NINTENDO, YOU CAN'T OBEY US, YOU CANNOT BEAT US.*
We cannot Best us got fired
I wonder if this was sent to Atari and Sega when they announced that they were pulling out of the console market.
Plus, good on them for having a slowed down version of the Castle and Game Over themes for Super Mario Bros. As if the commercial wasn't prone to being Nightmare Fuel already.
Have you seen the actual trade advert magazines ran when the Dreamcast ended? It's a redheaded little brat sticking his tongue out at the camera with text offering condolences to Sega for their failure.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
*Goes to the bathroom*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*Toilet Flushes*
Know that reference.
Are you stealing my soul?
Adam Gebo-Rosenthal No I am...
Adam Gebo-Rosenthal No.
You don't look friendly
Somos nintendo
Una raza superior
YOU...
Look at my lawyer dawg I’m going to jail
There's just something wrong with the Duck Hunt dog's voice. Like he's in pain, or using all his energy just to say 'you cannot be us.'
Duck Hunt Dog, why are you so scary now?
***** How else do you think he got into Smash Bros?
Davethe3rd he sold his soul
Bro i only think about the FNF song whenever i see this
It is a banger
At least they made it into a good song unlike the others.
It’s a good song tho
Its a good song
garbage stuff
"Sega does what Nintendon't."
Nintendo:
*YOU CANNOT BEAT US*
Anyone else getting Money for Nothing music video vibes from this early CG animation?
♪I want my, I want my♪
♪I want my NES♪
omg this is so cool xD
I wish games were still like this, they're all like movies now.
how the fuck this isnt a meme and a ytp????
It made it on nostalgia critic's rotation.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Nostalgia Critic
Anyone else remember the version of this that ended with a kid screaming "BEAT YOU!" while the Mario victory music plays... then his chair blasts off into the air?
Unfortunately yes lol.
*YOU CANNOT BEAT US*
Classic Commercial.
unbeatable
Best song fr
@@funkinfunkhead how tf did u find my comme-YESSS FR 🗣‼️‼️
@@xultra_punkinLMAOOO I have my ways
@@funkinfunkhead stalker 🗿🗿🗿 /silly
A E A
-Some random fnf mod
Mario Madness v2
Yo soy Luigi
n o
Discover new worlds!!! 🥰🥰🥰
YOU CANNOT BEAT US 👹👹
Score: 1,000,000.
*YOU CANNOT BEAT US*
WE ARE NINTENDO. WE ARE LEGION. YOU CANNOT BEAT US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. ALL YOU BASE AL BELONG TO US.
dont hug me, im scared
I think we cannot beat them
How has something obscure as this fallen into the hands of the dumpster fire known as FNF community?
I mean yeah the community is trash but the song's one of the good ones imo
The creatirs of the fnf mod are spanish people and they have seen some youtuber talking about this commercial years ago
YOU CANNOT BE US 👹👍
beat*
stupid kid
@@Sanker1 So mean
WE ARE NINTENDO
WE ARE LEIGON
WE DO NOT FORGIVE
WE DO NOT FORGET
YOU CANNOT BEAT US
This is the weirdest thing I have seen all day
What a full circle.
From being creeped out by this ad for just searching older commercials at a young age, for it to suddenly resurface in a modded rhythm game. (And an awesome mod at that)
They really cannot be beaten.
Is this why Sega was bigger in Australia?
That is a greatly exaggerated misconception, my introduction to gaming was with the NES and I've hardly ever seen a Master System in person, let alone play one, never even seen the Mk 1 model in my life either