The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 527 "Political Speech/Elevator" (FULL EPISODE)

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  • @monstaq95
    @monstaq95 2 роки тому +72

    “ jack you not even suppose to be hearing this I got padding up “ 😂😂😂😂 GOLD

    • @CR-bu9il
      @CR-bu9il 2 роки тому

      Sabastian So proud of you.
      you are growing!
      Great job! Love and peace to you and your wife and family.

    • @lisam7511
      @lisam7511 2 роки тому

      Huh

  • @joeyd7728
    @joeyd7728 2 роки тому +56

    I’m doing repairs in an apartment building. I literally was laughing out loud hysterically and uncontrollably in the hallway with the “meatball” comment. Pete, absolute stand up gold! Hammer it!
    -Rochester NY

    • @petefalc
      @petefalc 2 роки тому +2

      I burst out laughing too!

    • @loving_lioness3518
      @loving_lioness3518 2 роки тому +1

      Me too.....I'm totally stealing that insult 😎

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 2 роки тому +43

    From Pete not knowing the Jets QB to him saying his life is falling apart because Jackie heard the cast is GOLD 😂

  • @shannonnolan7002
    @shannonnolan7002 2 роки тому +38

    Yes, Pete. Please don’t stop being you!! Epic. Meatball 🤣🤣🤣

  • @maryhoppenworth2501
    @maryhoppenworth2501 2 роки тому +16

    Pete is absolute gold! He's the best part of the cast. I would love to see him start another one with just him and a new guest each episode. Also, I'm in my 60's and have bought a lot of mattress/box spring combo's and I have NEVER had the frame come with them.

  • @claytonlanier9088
    @claytonlanier9088 2 роки тому +24

    OMG I've had a man crush on Pete since his first special. But after hearing "Hey Meatball ! Put the vape away." my crush has gone to a higher level. Dis guy is a comic genius.

  • @lynno1974
    @lynno1974 2 роки тому +7

    MEATBALL! The opener every little a$$hole needs when you call them on it. Leaning back in saying "Apologize" .... golden gold. Don't ever change a thing Petey.

    • @victoryak86
      @victoryak86 10 місяців тому +1

      This segment on the elevator is what cemented me as a complete no reserves fan of Pete. Already liked Sebastian and the cast but this brought me to the next level. These two are really the funniest people I’ve ever seen with their personalities and friendship and interaction. They could be sitting in the garage doing this and I’d listen because it’s entirely THEM. I joined Patreon based off this one cast😂

  • @Noway00141
    @Noway00141 2 роки тому +36

    deadass lana wanting to be picked up and carried to bed and Sebastian is like "what do you think this is a fairy tale?" 😂

    • @SargentandGreenLeaf
      @SargentandGreenLeaf 2 роки тому

      Dead ass.. Dead ass.. Dead ass.. Dead ass..Dead ass.. Dead ass.. Dead ass.. Dead ass.. Dead ass.. dang it's fun to say stuff that other people say ain't it?

    • @loving_lioness3518
      @loving_lioness3518 2 роки тому +3

      LMFAO ikr.....if my husband could carry me like that I'd fall asleep on purpose like all the time just to have him do it. 😁

    • @Noway00141
      @Noway00141 2 роки тому

      @@SargentandGreenLeaf idk you tell me you said it bout enough times

    • @Noway00141
      @Noway00141 2 роки тому

      @@loving_lioness3518 same 😂

  • @moonchild9315
    @moonchild9315 2 роки тому +10

    “Forget what I said, just keep plowing through life like this- it’s great for the cast” 🤣

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 2 роки тому +7

    7:31 Pete realises His sound proofing doesn't work.- heavy belly laugh!! Love these two!

  • @LuisaPlantierMartins
    @LuisaPlantierMartins 2 роки тому +31

    Pete, we need more REAL MEN like you, "Meatball, put the vape away!", hahaha right on, guy! That kid will always remember "that time in the elevator"!🤣💪

    • @loving_lioness3518
      @loving_lioness3518 2 роки тому

      Agreed! Like if these mofos aren't gonna parent their kids then someone needs to!

    • @RedAlert3Uprising
      @RedAlert3Uprising 2 роки тому

      Yes real men scaring some 15 year old kids. But they wouldn't dare say that to another man.

    • @mariaguardanapo7826
      @mariaguardanapo7826 2 роки тому +1

      Pete you are awesome! Stay real! Don't listen to Sebastian comments!! Sabastian STOP putting Pete down!!!!!

  • @francessalazar9868
    @francessalazar9868 2 роки тому +3

    😂😂 GOLDEN CAST!!😂😂 MEATBALL killed me I had to replay 😂😂😂

  • @sashalawrence4786
    @sashalawrence4786 2 роки тому +8

    “When you have these epitomes” 😂- epiphanies

    • @HeathBeam
      @HeathBeam 2 роки тому +2

      I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @aylakilic4082
    @aylakilic4082 2 роки тому +7

    I DIED LAUGHING AT PETE'S MEATBALL STORY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rayannez6228
    @rayannez6228 2 роки тому +7

    Pete, you’re gold! Love the Meatball comment. I’m a 72 yr grandma and I probably would have either gotten back in the elevator or made them all get off and take the stairs. 😂

  • @maryanntownsend265
    @maryanntownsend265 2 роки тому +6

    Pete,you are always in a New York State of mind. Blowing off steam in a minutes notice. 🤪

  • @Lilybet1316
    @Lilybet1316 2 роки тому +17

    Keep being real Pete! We ALL know that tech problems throw all of us off our game for a minute, Sebastian is just being his controlling self and it’s the contrast that is so funny. Even on the days where Sebastian’s ego is extra inflated 😂

  • @Flash16xx
    @Flash16xx 2 роки тому +6

    Nothing funnier than listening to Pete yell at his wife!!!!! "You are not even supposed to be hearing this. I have patting up and shit" Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lynnglynn721
    @lynnglynn721 2 роки тому +6

    I am Italian, and was brought up to AIR OUT THE SHEETS!!!!! You're not alone Pete!

  • @paulaetrusco930
    @paulaetrusco930 2 роки тому +2

    I almost fell out of my chair with "Meatball" Pure Gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @natives602CC
    @natives602CC 2 роки тому +4

    Gave the kid a lifelong nickname with his lil crew, "Aye, it's Meatball!" Lol

  • @Tinatonerfitness
    @Tinatonerfitness 2 роки тому +3

    I can't get enough of these two...'Bro, my life is falling apart dude' lol

  • @anneverna1792
    @anneverna1792 2 роки тому +3

    its a rainy day here in rhode island, this cast made my morning, i have my list of comedians that i watch and listen to you guys are on top,great cast i love the elevator story !

  • @freebird1784
    @freebird1784 2 роки тому +4

    Late to comment but so refreshing how transparent you are Pete! God bless you!

  • @jppop6359
    @jppop6359 2 роки тому +6

    "CAUSE IT DID LOOK DELICIOUS" 🤣🤣🤣 Pete is hilarious

  • @ReservoirOfHawgs
    @ReservoirOfHawgs 2 роки тому +3

    “MEATBALL” [pause] 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @4k_fons
    @4k_fons 2 роки тому +3

    Finally going to see my man Pete when he comes out to LA in January!! Super excited. Love yous guys

  • @daniellatrueselfmeditation
    @daniellatrueselfmeditation 2 роки тому +4

    Omg the chicken parm story had me crying laughing thanks guys!

  • @cmh9932
    @cmh9932 2 роки тому +4

    Pete's Dahmer impression is Killin me 😂😂😂🔪♥️🗡️

  • @ramonamelnichuk8277
    @ramonamelnichuk8277 2 роки тому +1

    "Pick you up?! I ain't no fireman" 😂

  • @MG-hr8ke
    @MG-hr8ke 2 роки тому +1

    "Jack you're not supposed to be hearing this - I got padding up and shit". LMAO!!

  • @Chegles1
    @Chegles1 2 роки тому +6

    I do the same as Jackie, I don't make the bed right away.....I air it out first. Great show I laughed out loud so many times!!

  • @sethkendrick7067
    @sethkendrick7067 2 роки тому +4

    Pete would have screamed in his face! "I LOVE THE JETS" Hahahaha "Meatball"

  • @angelamastandrea1787
    @angelamastandrea1787 2 роки тому +2

    Laughing out loud for an hour. Thanks for another amazing Cast. Ads are classic.

  • @doughalpenny7536
    @doughalpenny7536 2 роки тому +3

    Wondering if Sabastian ate the parm for lunch since it was left in the car😂
    😂

  • @MikeE-
    @MikeE- Рік тому +1

    Meatball put the vape away 😂

  • @wutta-do5zy
    @wutta-do5zy 6 місяців тому

    At 51:43 Pete mentions how Sebastian's story sounds like a sitcom scenario and interestingly enough Pete's story just before sounded like a scene from an Aaron Spelling 80s drama

  • @lynncapella3837
    @lynncapella3837 2 роки тому +1

    Meatball!!!! I’m dying!!! Lol😊

  • @moonchild9315
    @moonchild9315 2 роки тому +9

    Also Sebastian- the frame never comes with the mattress & box spring. That is always separate ☝🏼

  • @brockett90
    @brockett90 2 роки тому

    Pete’s right you do need the FIIIRE! “Give peace a chance.” 😂😂😂

  • @bs9531
    @bs9531 2 роки тому

    “Meatball” 😂😅 priceless…

  • @Venom_gsxr
    @Venom_gsxr 2 роки тому +2

    Lmao meatball lol best line yet 🤣

  • @miniaturesculptureartby23r20
    @miniaturesculptureartby23r20 2 роки тому +3

    Peteism noted: Epitome= epiphany.

  • @BariNgozi
    @BariNgozi 2 роки тому +1

    Pete salivating at the cooked human liver LOL

  • @mannarchy5795
    @mannarchy5795 2 роки тому

    😂😂 you guys should start naming the eps. " Ice breaking with strangers" 😂👑

  • @NGUJZ
    @NGUJZ 2 роки тому +1

    @13:32 pissing myself on Pete's reaction 😆 🤣

  • @mariawelsh3190
    @mariawelsh3190 2 роки тому +3

    Good stuff guys! I love when you recap with the Dahmer story. I'm to squeamish to watch that kind of stuff so all I have to do is listen to you guys on what happened and thats good enough for me.😊

  • @reggiedunlop2222
    @reggiedunlop2222 2 роки тому

    Pete: “You have these epitomes…”
    Uh you mean epiphanies 😂

  • @lynnerusso10
    @lynnerusso10 2 роки тому +2

    Peter made the right call in the elevator. Right call.

  • @mannarchy5795
    @mannarchy5795 2 роки тому +2

    Glad Petes bk on the Dahmer assignments 😂👑

  • @courtneyyork6407
    @courtneyyork6407 2 роки тому

    “Small talk at an elevated level…” ROFL 😂😂

  • @thegandolfos
    @thegandolfos 2 роки тому +1

    OMG the meatball comment floored me. Pete: you are truly one of a kind!

  • @staceylacey5587
    @staceylacey5587 2 роки тому +2

    Pete, NEVER second guess yourself. I will be LMAO about the Meatball comment every time I wake up tonight 😆. And GOOD for your for putting the little turd in his place.

  • @ReservoirOfHawgs
    @ReservoirOfHawgs 2 роки тому +6

    I’ll take the bed thing one step further! If you take one step through anyone’s front door and there’s a frameless bed in plain sight, it’s going to be unmade and next to it there will be a dirty plate with utensils or a half eaten bowl of cereal sitting on a red milk crate.

  • @jkoliver32
    @jkoliver32 2 роки тому

    Pete says "Josh Allen is the best he has ever seen". - Thanks Pete - Tom Brady 🤣

  • @CR-bu9il
    @CR-bu9il 2 роки тому +1

    “Pick you up?” Gold.

  • @julianlococo4289
    @julianlococo4289 2 роки тому +1

    Hey meatball 😢😂 love it Pete

  • @sweets21268
    @sweets21268 2 роки тому +1

    Pete is hysterical!!! HAHAHAHAHHA Love it!!!

  • @traceywalker9693
    @traceywalker9693 2 роки тому +2

    "It's small talk at an elevated level! " 😆 🤣 "Just pick me up." LOL I would be yelling like put me the hell down! The woman who left the chicken parm and wanted Sebastian to bring it back!

  • @baTonkaTruck
    @baTonkaTruck 2 роки тому +1

    “It’s small-talk… at an elevated level” and I’m dead.

    • @bquick3889
      @bquick3889 2 роки тому

      I have that super light “nano-puff” Patagonia jacket. It’s worth every cent. Perfect for Las Vegas winters. 🌵

  • @Jennifer-lv2er
    @Jennifer-lv2er Рік тому

    Love you guys 💕 Where's my cut U GUYS USE MY LINGO🤣

  • @okayboomernyc
    @okayboomernyc 2 роки тому +2

    Someone mentioned that there are lots and lots of serial killers out there who have not been caught. Scary.

  • @davidcalllac1006
    @davidcalllac1006 2 роки тому +1

    "What ticked you off detective" " look around officer, no bed frames.

  • @belltheTACO
    @belltheTACO 2 роки тому +1

    The chicken parm story is gold

  • @JustinHenderson0
    @JustinHenderson0 2 роки тому

    Here watching this at the @18:55 mark after the November 23rd episode, where the majority of the cast is spent talking about the fender "grazing" incident lol

  • @daliamendes5757
    @daliamendes5757 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you for another awesome time

  • @katrinac469
    @katrinac469 2 роки тому +1

    You keep plugging the sheets but, when you go to the site, everything is sold out🤣🤣

  • @theresamca4440
    @theresamca4440 Рік тому

    Maybe Sebastian your next show title should be " Should I Take a Pause?" I bet u could come up with a lot of those😅 Love both you and Pete's stories!

  • @lizjo7213
    @lizjo7213 2 роки тому +2

    Pete just kills me, Hey meatball put the vape away....

  • @silvermoonuk
    @silvermoonuk 2 роки тому +1

    Meatball. Lol 😆 🤣 😂

  • @loving_lioness3518
    @loving_lioness3518 2 роки тому +1

    THANKS FOR ALL THE LAUGHS MEATBALLS 😹

  • @slf5141
    @slf5141 2 роки тому +1

    Come back with the chicken parm 🤣🤣

  • @cjj963
    @cjj963 2 роки тому +1

    Chicken parm story reminds me of a friends episode. 😂

  • @y23803
    @y23803 Рік тому +1

    Can you please create a shirt that says “Hey meatball…!”?

  • @gunner123ization
    @gunner123ization 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks guys, for keeping it real and real funny 😂

  • @billw8648
    @billw8648 2 роки тому

    Pete had an Amazon mattress on the floor! He loved it!

  • @angelfvce1262
    @angelfvce1262 2 роки тому +1

    This pod was about the 45 minutes before the pod, Pete must have been fuming. Great show!

  • @ronmathis8394
    @ronmathis8394 2 роки тому +1

    Pete, what the hell is an Apitamy?? 😂

  • @Jo_spice_blackwood
    @Jo_spice_blackwood 2 роки тому +1

    looking sharp Sebastian, checked the link for the is it me..looking forward to seeing you live//let me ramp up my optimism...this has to come true

  • @1maripaul
    @1maripaul Рік тому

    Italians don't share food! Anybody remember Joey? "Joey don't share food!!!"

  • @Dimantledpenguin99
    @Dimantledpenguin99 2 роки тому +1

    I can watch you guys all day man lmao

  • @josephbordonaro
    @josephbordonaro 2 роки тому +1

    Airing the bed sheets out - surprised Sebastian hasn't thought of that.

    • @SG-MT
      @SG-MT 2 роки тому

      I was too. Lol

  • @slf5141
    @slf5141 2 роки тому

    Lol.... Pete was hilarious in beginning 🤣

  • @philt1973
    @philt1973 2 роки тому +1

    Truly BACK on form today guys.

  • @cvarikos
    @cvarikos 2 роки тому +3

    I dunno - my life's falling apart .... that made me laugh hard. There is something about vunerability that is incredibly funny.

  • @CrimeConversations
    @CrimeConversations 2 роки тому +1

    …that’s still small talk 😆

  • @brookeanderson2631
    @brookeanderson2631 Рік тому

    Haha, love the story in the elevator. Such a funny way to correct them and thank you, we need more public shaming and correction to people that are inappropriate in public. Especially from men, because a woman by herself and an older couple are not in a good place to do it. But a grown man is in a great position to be the one to say something 🙌

  • @dianewolfe3056
    @dianewolfe3056 2 роки тому +1

    Using a vape pen at 15 he was a meatball!

  • @riks7274
    @riks7274 Рік тому

    Guys you are hilarious! Laughing my ass off here in Sweden

  • @joannecleary249
    @joannecleary249 2 роки тому

    I got some good belly laughs from this episode!

  • @PeriwinkleDreams
    @PeriwinkleDreams 2 роки тому +2

    I’m so glad you brought Damer back!

    • @SG-MT
      @SG-MT 2 роки тому +2

      Me too. Only the whinners and weak hate it. Good. Go away.

  • @bquick3889
    @bquick3889 2 роки тому +3

    I miss the George Washington facts….gonna have to get back to the books Pete - for the cast~~ 📚 📕

  • @marshalawson
    @marshalawson 2 роки тому

    Pete-Jackie is correct about airing out the bed! It gets out the JuJu…Sebastian you are as particular as I am when it comes to people! Keep up the laughs. Watching SM laughing at Pete is worth the CAST. OUTSTANDING WORK.

  • @SuperScottCrawford
    @SuperScottCrawford 2 роки тому +1

    Epitome, lol. EPIPHANY!!

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 2 роки тому +2

    "Epitomes"??? Pete?? Really?? Writer's guild huh lol

  • @sallycasas4170
    @sallycasas4170 2 роки тому

    Pete, the dump is not a place to start a rumble. You show great control. I always go take a nap and regroup when I feel my mind feels chaotic. 😵‍💫

  • @davidcalllac1006
    @davidcalllac1006 2 роки тому +2

    No chicken parm for you sweetheart, I'm on the highway.

  • @shirleya3615
    @shirleya3615 2 роки тому +1

    love, Love, LOVE ❤️💙
    the Meatball comment!

  • @deejergia27
    @deejergia27 2 роки тому

    This is hysterical I love you guys

  • @sharonlouisedoud9769
    @sharonlouisedoud9769 2 роки тому

    You're right! Small talk can be started with a question out of left field. It's easy! And often rewarding.