ok ive watched this like 10 times already and i genuinely cant stop quoting it. so thank u for singlehandedly creating the best video on the internet ahdhskdjab
While the exploits of Smith in the Americas are dubious and full of desperation-driven violence, he actually had a very interesting story from Eastern Europe. He was sent to fight the Turks in Hungary, where he was captured and enslaved. Because his mistress did not want to enslave him, she transferred him to her brother. He later killed his master and returned to England. I wish that could get into a movie.
Famous quotes in history: "I've heard some amazing stories about him." "Are you crazy?!?" "We'll kill ourselves." "And if any Indian tries to stop me, I'll **** 'em." "I especially like that smile." :D "WhoaaohW WhoaaohW" "QUIET!!!" "Hey there, Percy." "Keketa, what do you see?" "F*** you, Keketa." "What if we run into any *******?" "Come closer, John Smith." "It wasn't me."
Before he was a weaker Batman, Bale was John Smith's boy and pal. Fact: John Smith fictionalized his life after he blew himself up with smoke and gunpowder while wanting the little daughter of chief of village to be like the pretend Disney princess.
I would like to say after reading about the real story of Pocho and John you can all agree with me that this an alternate twist story of the historicial story of the Powhatan and the Jamestown settlers ya. Nothing personal.
Umbra Lupin really is underrated, too bad I can’t end up getting scratch-it and wank for christmas
Umbra lupin is the best
@@norimikki4006
FR!!
"WITH THE HELP OF OUR BROTHERS, OUR VILLAGE IS DEFEATED!!"
"IT'S GOOD TO BE DEFEATED!!"
2:33 The mini singalong was brilliant 😂
It is great but I love the Cocc jokes.
Sooooooooo....how many 'Wells' did we spot?
WELL, I counted up to six wells ;)
@@drathick9390 sweet, i think there's two times i missed putting a picture to it around 10:08.......
.....but OH WELL
9 because i found you guys saying well , that makes it 10
Umbra Lupin 5:58 I died
10 confirmed, 2 missing
Metal heads when their parents start screaming at them: 8:20
My favorite moments
0:48
1:19
2:32
4:38
5:41
5:56
6:02
6:08
6:54
6:58
7:20
8:00
8:52
9:37
10:14
10:42
What about 9:04?
2:49 my favorite part
3:42 *BOOM*
"Thomas fell over, sir." XD
When I heard “I’ve heard some amazing stories about him”, I felt that
“Now child 🤨” Grandmother Willow
“Rippit” Frog
“QUIET!!!!😡” Grandmother Willow
6:22
"😨" Frog
“But Grandmother Willow? 🙁” Pocahontas
“QUIET!!!! 😡” Grandmother Willow
Geez Grandmother Willow doesn’t want anybody to talk, make noises and interrupt
The murmuring medicine man was the best
6:09-6:25 “ **QUIET** “
Jiminy Cricket: I said the same thing too.
I love so hard at that
Laugh, not love 😂
ok ive watched this like 10 times already and i genuinely cant stop quoting it. so thank u for singlehandedly creating the best video on the internet ahdhskdjab
"I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU BOYS HAVE ALL THE BOYS"
"Time to get that ship unloaded!"
While the exploits of Smith in the Americas are dubious and full of desperation-driven violence, he actually had a very interesting story from Eastern Europe. He was sent to fight the Turks in Hungary, where he was captured and enslaved. Because his mistress did not want to enslave him, she transferred him to her brother. He later killed his master and returned to England. I wish that could get into a movie.
7:03 QUIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!!!!
Oh a meme! Oohoohoohoohoohoohooo. Let’s hear all about it.
Quiet, be quiet... quiet! QUIET!
*QUIET!!!*
“Ribbit” Frog
“🤨” Grandmother Willow
I CANT STOP LAGHING AT THESE VIDEOS
Bruh me to 😂😂
*Q U I E T*
6:23 gets me the most 😂
Famous quotes in history:
"I've heard some amazing stories about him."
"Are you crazy?!?"
"We'll kill ourselves."
"And if any Indian tries to stop me, I'll **** 'em."
"I especially like that smile." :D
"WhoaaohW WhoaaohW"
"QUIET!!!"
"Hey there, Percy."
"Keketa, what do you see?" "F*** you, Keketa."
"What if we run into any *******?"
"Come closer, John Smith."
"It wasn't me."
Also the governor "coming" haunts my nightmares.
Don't forget, "Dick?"
He said "knickers".
Before he was a weaker Batman, Bale was John Smith's boy and pal.
Fact: John Smith fictionalized his life after he blew himself up with smoke and gunpowder while wanting the little daughter of chief of village to be like the pretend Disney princess.
weaker?
This was way before he was Patrick bateman
10:53 "The Owls tho..."
*John Smims*
"THOMAS FELL OVER SIR"
"THANK HEAVEN'S"
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
6:16 Grandmother Willow: QUIET!!!!!
🐸: (RIBBIT)
@@arih5069*_Q U I E T_*
a 2019 ytp without thousands of fucking obnoxious earrape scenes? 10/10
"WITH THE HELP OF OUR BROTHERS, OUR VILLAGE IS DEFEATED!!"
"IT'S GOOD TO BE DEFEATED!!"
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well, if you insist...
*pokes a tortoise*
2:08 caught me dead 😂
Ha Its hard to say what was the best part, there's quite a lot of them in this YTP ;)
3:42 saw this comming a cliff jump away 😂😂
My fav part!!
2:18 sounds like a plan
F*** you thomas...
I think that's what most white guys during that time period.
@@elijennings9913 Chel and Pocahontas are every white colonists dream who are catching for exotic native women for their personal advantage
11:15 Grandmother willow pranks Ben and Lou 11:42
That Thumbnail Though Lol
A thousand bloodthirsty sandwiches?! First killer tomatoes, and now this? The world is surely doomed!
10:44 John Smith is actually look alike Mel Gibson 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU BOYS HAVE ALL THE BOYS"
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:00 - 8:23
When you ask the Shaman to heal your party, only to find out dude is lagging out on his casting....
"GET THE SHIP UNLOADED!!"
11:29 That limb of the tree's root moved!
1:40 *R U CRAZEY!?*
That's what he said
The Part Ketata pissed off Powhatan 8:00 😂😂😂😂😂
Watching your content for days with my brother so many made us rofl but this is one of your best shame about the views!?
This is underrated
2:40 lol
Masterpiece
Iv'E HeARd sOMe amAZinG StoRIEs abOUt hiM!!!
World History in a nutshell but Umbra Lupin
My classroom: *Is completely silent*
My ears: 6:23 😂🤣
6:23 had me 😂🤣😂🤣💀
Lmao when she caught the cold one. 🤣
Iv’E HeARd sOMe amAZinG StoRiEs!!
The grandma tree funny I love it the ytp disney videos ✨
Seriously, am I the only one afraid of this character when I was little?
Please Umbra Lumpin make Disney Hercules YTP.
“They can do magic!”
10:25
Smims!
Digging up some trouble from the Disney dunces.
Are you coming on this voyage to?
“QUIET!!!” 😡 _ Grandmother Willow
6:23👌👌👌👌
OOF! watch ya feet ya big goof >:( It wasn't me, it was the tree
THAT POOR OLD MAN 😂😰 9:11
When this is better then the actual movie
this makes me dying 6:23
Heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya(goes on to infinity)
It's good to be defeated!
6:24 RIP HEADPHONE USERS
When the eats his butt.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:33
I thought this was going to about Pokemon when I clicked on it.
Wowowowowowowow
The leader of the tribe is triggered
Asterix ytp next?
I laughed at this channel when I was 9 lol
2:08
What is he saying?
Come on you motherf*ckers
3:43.
Called it.
10:01 Dr Doom!
10:35 it’s just so fucking funny 😂
I would like to say after reading about the real story of Pocho and John you can all agree with me that this an alternate twist story of the historicial story of the Powhatan and the Jamestown settlers ya. Nothing personal.
WELLIES
this Neos slim nerves a nurse ballon
7:04 😂😂😂😂
3:56 kek
9:37 WEEEE shit ourselves! (i don't think there was Taco Bell in 1607-08)
1:56
Free what?
I’m guessing “Hostages”
It was probably "prostitutes"
1:01 Come on!
pretty pocahontas
Wooohwoohwoooh
Hey
I am
Native American/Indian/Navajo
Umbra lupin is the winner
Can't stop laughing 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 In the movie he the guy actually said the N. word
I paused at 11:37 and look at what their faces are lol
You: my channel is 18+!
Me: THIS IS MY TOWN.
By the way, I’m seven!
0:37 heh
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Trillions
11:36
[YTP FR] pocah en pls / YTPfrometon
ua-cam.com/video/bm4oj73FGTs/v-deo.html
[YTP FR] Poo(p)cahontas / K189T
ua-cam.com/video/35De_YMqI70/v-deo.html
10:12
9.5
9:50?