Its funny but also annoying. Took a lot of energy for a stupid joke. The messed up part is the people smart enough to think it cleaver and funny should also be smart enough to be conflicted by it (edit) I'm talking about the book, not the comment. There was much confusion. sorry
The Square Root Of 4 To A Million Places builds SO MUCH anticipation on each page! I've read it twice, and it never gets old. I wish i could say more, but i dont wanna spoil it.
@@ابراهيملقحطاني-ك4ل2ط The Father sent his Son Jesus Christ so that He might die and resurrect for us to save us and by believing that we are saved and become the dwelling place of The Holy Spirit
@@Nebias498 Is this written in the Bible? And if the father wanted something, can the son ask for the opposite of it? Or rather are they entities with different desires And if this means that they are separate gods This is contrary to the Bible, which clearly calls for monotheism.
reminds me of when Homer Simpson went to a Modern Art Museum and saw some Warhol stuff and got depressed and said something like, "I'll never be able to come up with something like soup"
I like to imagina how the interview with the editor went like: "+So... you want me to print a book -yep +that is just a number - basically, but with a LOT of precision +........... this man is A GENIUS!!!
I would love to see a short documentary on the process of making these books. following the authors with their idea, the writing, the iterations, the proof reading, the printing, creating the cover, publishing, marketing, financing this, and so much more. so many people involved and (hopefully) paid well to generate such masterpieces.
@@Psiko459 don’t worry that’s a bot, set up by someone who must be so sad that they can find nothing better to do than create little spam spewers that appear on newly uploaded videos in the hopes that someone gullible will subscribe and give them even a tiny bit of cash bit all they do is irritate everyone
The emotions in both of the books is just so expressive and beautiful. I’ve read both and they make it able to picture every scene in your head so well.
Is that where you get the book but start at the middle if you own the first book? Is it also 1 million digits of pi starting at the 1,000,001st digit and ending on the 2,000,000th digit? In the latter, it would take 999 more books to get to the billionth digit of pi, if it was a continuing series of books.
@@cuboembaralhado8294 It is exactly his plan. He fools us by showing that there's no real pattern behind a bunch of 0's and makes us think that it is meaningless, while in reality he already had a way to decipher it and shared it with other of his fellows who are also plotting something malicious and nefarious
When the book said “0216918103681473383333” I cried my eyes out, such a beautiful moment 😭 Edit: I also liked 018321937, it was a crucial part of the plot, and it was beautiful 😭😭 Edit 2: I just made it to 498914, I’m literally crying 😭😭😭😭
The quote “477107189937” really set the stakes for the scene and was so heartwarming. This book was a amazing read and I hope for everyone who has read or even heard of it to sit down the have a fun time.❤❤
Oh man, _One Million Digits of π_ was such a rollercoaster. I still can't get over that huge plottwist and cliffhanger they left us on at the end of the book. I was so hooked on the story; I hope they come out with a sequel!
Yeah but it ended with a huge, enormous cliffhanger, it ended with so much more plot ahead, we were left with a giant amount of plot left! Almost like if the plot was..... Infinite....
my father works at the studio that made it and got to see the preview of the sequel, and man, it has a similar story but it is something completely else. You gotta see it.
When it said “2.00000000000000…” I really felt that like it was honestly life changing. Strongly recommend that book. Really changed my outlook on things.
Hate to burst your bubble but 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and after that 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Guys! You won't believe it! Square Root of 4 is officially getting a sequel. It will explore the story before 2. Spoiler alert: Oscar-winner actor 0 may return for the sequel. Also, there are plans to make the story into a movie, which will definitely later become a cinematic universe.
Now I’m thinking about writing a book about the square root of 4 to infinite decimal digits. Spoiler alert: there are more possible not-endings than just zero as the not-last digit.
No joke in my university last year there was that poster where someone looks for a math lover to help him recite the first 100k digits of pi and check if he would be wrong so he can train for the nationals
It's nice to finally see books with more numbers, you know. Letters always get the spotlight in books, and numbers also have a place in books other than math books!
I think u kinda copied another comment (not yours, person replying on top of me) but this one isn’t a reference to the joke in the other one but u used the exact same words so idk
My theory is that the book sqr rt of 4 shows how inconsequential the book of pie really is. To elaborate, most calculations with pie won’t ever be calculated with a million digits. The zero’s from a random page would be as useful as let’s say page 75, from the book of pie. Therefore, a little sense could be made from this trolling lmao. Just a fair guess to what he’s trying to clue us to imo.
The part where it said 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 was hilarious 😂😂😂
@@Billabong1264 Yes, you probably in reality... Ok, it has more to do with if your sensory systems represent the 'real' world, but that is more a discussion about philosophy. And I digress.
I’m reading the same one!! I’ll try not to spoil it for you guys with this but it’s just so captivating. Page 152 brings the most touching, emotional, and heartbreaking plot twist when seven ate nine.
More specifically you were sniped by a Remington Model 700. The Remington Model 700 is a series of bolt-action centerfire rifles manufactured by Remington Arms since 1962. It is a development of the Remington 721 and 722 series of rifles, which were introduced in 1948. The M24 and M40 military sniper rifles, used by the US Army and Marine Corps, respectively, are both based on the Model 700 design. The Remington 700 series rifles often come with a 3-, 4- or 5-round internal magazine depending on the caliber chambered, some of which have a hinged floor-plate for quick unloading, and some of which are "blind" (with no floor-plate). The rifle can also be ordered with a detachable box magazine. The Model 700 is available in many different stock, barrel and caliber configurations, with many third-party and aftermarket variants in the market built on the same action footprint. From 1978 to 1982, Remington offered the Sportsman 78 which is the same model 700 action but with cheaper features such as a plain stock without checkering. The Sportsman 78 was not included in the recall that affected the trigger group. Development: After World War II, Remington Arms engineer Mike Walker began designing lower-cost alternatives to the Model 30, which resulted in the Model 721. These used a cylindrical receiver produced from cylindrical bar stock that could be turned on a lathe, rather than machined in a series of milling operations, which significantly reduced the cost of production. In addition, small metal parts, including the bottom metal, were stamped, and the stocks were not finished as highly as older models. Further developments of the basic 721 action under the direction of Walker produced the Model 722 and Model 725, and ultimately in 1962, the Model 700. Walker sought to increase the accuracy of the rifles, by utilizing tight tolerances in the chamber and bore, a short leade, and a very fast lock time. Like the earlier 721, the Remington 700 action was designed for mass production. Remington initially produced two variants of the Model 700, the ADL and BDL, in both long- and short-action rifles that allowed for the chambering of different cartridges. In 1969, Remington introduced several upgrades for the rifle, including a longer rear bolt shroud, a jeweled bolt and improved stock finishing. Four years later, the production of left-handed versions of the rifle began, to compete with the Savage Model 110, which was at that time the only major rifle manufactured with a left-handed variant. Other versions of the rifle, including the titanium receiver 700ti, the 700 SPS (which replaced the ADL in 2005), and the CDL have since been introduced. In addition to its development as a hunting rifle, the Model 700 also provided the basis for military and police sniper rifles, starting with the M40 rifle in 1966, which was initially ordered by the United States Marine Corps. The US Army adopted the M24 Sniper Weapon System in 1986. Design: It is a manually operated bolt action with two forward dual-opposed lugs. The bolt face is recessed, fully enclosing the base of the cartridge, The extractor is a C-clip sitting within the bolt face. The ejector is a plunger on the bolt face actuated by a coil spring. The bolt is of 3-piece construction, brazed together (head, body and bolt handle). The receiver is milled from round cross-section steel. The Remington 700 comes in a large number of variants. The symmetrical two-lug bolt body has a .695 in (17.65 mm) diameter. The long action designed for full-length cartridges up to 3.340 inches (84.84 mm) in overall length, such as the .30-06 Springfield, and magnum cartridges such as the 7 mm Remington Magnum and .300 Winchester Magnum, has a lock time of 3.0 to 3.2 milliseconds. The short action designed for cartridges having an overall length of 2.750 inches (69.85 mm) or less, such as the .308 Winchester/7.62×51 mm NATO, has a lock time of 2.6 milliseconds. To these can be added various magazine configurations; a blind magazine which has no floorplate, a conventional magazine with a detachable floorplate and a detachable box magazine. There are standard consumer versions as well as versions designed for military and police use. Some variants come with bipods, slings and other accessories.
In the beginning there was only the cube, we know not where it came from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony, but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil.
I would love to see a short documentary following the authors and the process of these books being made. like the idea, the, writing, the iterations of comments and improvements, the publishing, the marketing, etc
On the square root of four, The 538214th 0 was so heartwarming and emotional, the amount of effort these authors put into their craft is incredible, i can’t wait for the ending
As a book translator this is one of those moments when I ask myself how to translate the text in my native language without perverting the original message
What? Who needs a book translator when you have google translate aur many other ai translate? Can you elaborate how are you surviving as a book translator?
@@ronitdahiya7523 No serious writer would ever rely on automated translation. There are so many nuances to each language and different ways to say the same thing that only makes sense in that language. Sun Tsu's Art of War was translated by a scholar in Chinese studies here in Brazil.
I wish it was available as an audiobook
Audio book lady be beat boxing to that 😂
Lmao
Audio book will have binary language settings on💀
💀💀
"000000000000....." ASMR
Chapter five got me, so emotionally charged 😢
For me it was ch. 63
DUDE WHY DID YOU SPOIL IT I WAS AT CHAP 4
Chapter 789 got me crying 😢
especially when a guy named "seven" ate my favorite character named "nine"
Chapter 537…. truely inspiring for those who are interested!
@@muhdazamlimohdnawi5760😢😢
the last "0" was so emotional 😭
bro did you have to spoil the last digit? cmonnn
@@penguinlim oh no i spoiled it im sorryy but it was so good
Seriously? Spoilers, dude. I'm only on chapter 3.
Its funny but also annoying. Took a lot of energy for a stupid joke. The messed up part is the people smart enough to think it cleaver and funny should also be smart enough to be conflicted by it
(edit) I'm talking about the book, not the comment. There was much confusion. sorry
It just makes you wanna be in it 👀
“It begins at the beginning” one of the most emotional quote ever
i thought only i noticed that
wait hold on why 320 likes but no comment
HAHAHAAHA I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT
The Square Root Of 4 To A Million Places builds SO MUCH anticipation on each page! I've read it twice, and it never gets old. I wish i could say more, but i dont wanna spoil it.
I love the courage of these authors.
Theese auteur are playing rn I swear 💀
Them just spamming 0000000.
@@bebektoxic2136 Great grammar
@@Yes-l1n Sarcastically or genuine?
auteur
The best part? It never repeats itself
Truly a masterpiece
I'm sure I've seen the number 3 at least two times, so it actually repeats itself 😏
@@user-Prometheus 🤓
@@user-Prometheus ha would never have guessed! Love keftedes and Gyros!
@@mrghastblast Bold of you to think that I have enough will power to even do that search.
@@user-Prometheus not the number, the book
The "0000000000000000" part was an absolute plot twist, unexpected and just made me want to read even more
Come on bro I wasn't up to that part yet, add a spoiler warning or something
@@CarlMax001 apologies
The best part though was "00000 0000000000000000000" -0000000000
So amazing
But the "0000000000" was even more shocking, who would do that to a 00000000 000? 😭
I know but like the part with 000000 000 made me cry so emotional 😭
I didn't expect the end honestly it was so beautiful The book was touching.
Jesus is Lord✝️✝️✝️
@@Nebias498 Now this is eternal life: that they know you, the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom you have sent jonh 17:3
@@ابراهيملقحطاني-ك4ل2ط The Father sent his Son Jesus Christ so that He might die and resurrect for us to save us and by believing that we are saved and become the dwelling place of The Holy Spirit
@@Nebias498 Is this written in the Bible? And if the father wanted something, can the son ask for the opposite of it? Or rather are they entities with different desires And if this means that they are separate gods This is contrary to the Bible, which clearly calls for monotheism.
@@ابراهيملقحطاني-ك4ل2ط The Father and The Son along with The Holy Spirit have ONE will.✝️✝️✝️
"It begins at the beginning" Michael being a genius as always.
"but you didn't have to cut me off"
@@cutelittlepuppi_"I was born at a very young age"
Haha
@@candle_eatistah yes, that is so deep so much that I didn't even see it at first
772 7 1
"Never Judge A Book By Its Cover"
*me correctly judging these books my their covers (i want them now)
You're right, the book contains more than you might know
@JackWrath3ironic
@Jack Wrath Stop reading these RobotCommenters, continue scrolling 😹👍
@@glegolas5008 betraying your brothers I see?/j
"I'll never be able to publish a book, I can't match these professional writers"
Professional writers:
Such an underrated comment
Its career change time
reminds me of when Homer Simpson went to a Modern Art Museum and saw some Warhol stuff and got depressed and said something like, "I'll never be able to come up with something like soup"
Lol shit I’m about to come up with a bestseller myself 😂🤑
I like to imagina how the interview with the editor went like:
"+So... you want me to print a book
-yep
+that is just a number
- basically, but with a LOT of precision
+........... this man is A GENIUS!!!
I would love to see a short documentary on the process of making these books. following the authors with their idea, the writing, the iterations, the proof reading, the printing, creating the cover, publishing, marketing, financing this, and so much more. so many people involved and (hopefully) paid well to generate such masterpieces.
The 2nd book is so inspiring. I'm thinking of writing a book on "The Square Root of 1 to a Million Places"
That's such a deep subject! You're putting a lot of pressure on yourself
Then I will publish: The Sqruare Root of 9 to a Million Pieces
@@martintoder2701 Yesss
But I think I can do it
@@mrboy_mod ALL THE BEST ❤
@@dishaburman1581 why tho?
"so, what do you make as a writer?"
"let me show you"
**proceeds to hold 0**
Copy a line of zeroes, then hold Ctrl + v, copy a page, then hold Ctrl + v.
@@lautarosilva5272 that's not how this works. Precision mathematics!
you're an idiot if you dont write a script to write that book though
That is such a good book!
or just write a python program for the same
I think this might be one of the most ‘Vsauce’ Vsauce videos ever
@Jack Wrath bro your only video is asking who you are
@JackWrath3Tell me you haven't watched Vsauce's real content, without telling me🤣
@@Psiko459 don’t worry that’s a bot, set up by someone who must be so sad that they can find nothing better to do than create little spam spewers that appear on newly uploaded videos in the hopes that someone gullible will subscribe and give them even a tiny bit of cash bit all they do is irritate everyone
Is 1 plus 1 really 2?
it’s the vsauciest one for sure
“It begins at the beginning”
Very insightful, Michael. I wouldn’t have known otherwise
the square root of 4 to a million places is now one of my go to gag gifts
Does someone knows where I can buy this book, I want to gift it to my family
@@diaspaulo4462 you can buy a million editions if you want that comes in a million percent discount ;)
@@diaspaulo4462 I’m holding down 0 on my keyboard right now, I should be published in 5 months 😂
No one likes receiving gag gifts.
@@BodomsScythewell that's a pessimistic outlook on gag gifts.
Looks like a good read! I'll probably get the audio book versions, although Michael practically spoiled the whole thing already 🙄
Congrats on the hearted comment
@@Cera_01 I wonder why it's the only single one, guess it was that good
Please tell me there’s an actual audio book available 😆
Fun fact
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Heart from vsauce omg
“It’s so thrilling” 💀
Mcnutt get revived💀
Clearly this is your first content viewed of this creator.
😂😂😂
@[VIP] Ronald it works
Yes
The emotions in both of the books is just so expressive and beautiful. I’ve read both and they make it able to picture every scene in your head so well.
I was literally crying at the chapter 7
Such a cruel plot twist
@A G R
Grandpa, what are you doing outside without your elbow pads?
We know what happened last time, don't we?
@A G R -🤓
@A G R get off UA-cam Joe, you've got a country to run
@@scarletbard6511 0000,00000000.000000000,00002
Me: so so sad, this is gonna make me cry😢😢😢
Ekspert po shto, na...?
I'm so excited for the next book, "Two Million Digits of Pi"! The first one left on such a cliffhanger.
Is that where you get the book but start at the middle if you own the first book? Is it also 1 million digits of pi starting at the 1,000,001st digit and ending on the 2,000,000th digit?
In the latter, it would take 999 more books to get to the billionth digit of pi, if it was a continuing series of books.
You’ll love the final book of PI! The ending just may shock you.
@@Hj61S827 the ending will never come
@@rememberwhen7271 already has, it ends at the 5th book, i wont spoil anything but omg it was so sad
HBO will write the ending and spinoff before the author finishes
Page 867 literally touched my soul ❤️ it was so heartwarming. 5 star book i highly recommend
Ya page 87 and 69th line was so deep😮
Bruh why you people are giving spoilers 😠
Last page was so emotional, it ended with nothing just 0,😭😭
When 0 sacrificed itself for 0 to defeat 0 and confessed to 0 its love for 0, it was amazing!
@@Thelegendarian- maybe the real phi… was the numbers we counted along the way…
Your enthusiasm is delightful, and the comments are so clever and funny❣️❣️❣️👍🏽‼️
Both those books changed my view on life. It was so inspiring.
"It begins in the beginning" was the most inspiring quote ever.
Well ,indeed it's true 😊 for me
Definitely not sarcastic…
Indeed very ins-PI-ring.
“Hey dude, where’s all the printer ink?”
Never in my life could I imagine π had such a tragic back story. Truly heart touching
Ye π ki kahani apke dil ko touch kar legi dosto.
I always thought that 2638 was going to 467289 with 164782927. How could he have done that!?
You should have seen the 100 thousand digits of pi (the prequal) omgggggggg it was so good.
@@Michealaflon There is actually a recap in this book
@JUSTAMEME !glad someone 😂😂 understood the meme
Chapter 6 changed me. The way they were able to deliver "00000000000" was just so heartwarming I threw up on my brother.
Imagine being a tree cut down and processed into pulp only to make paper to print zeroes on it.
@@ИванСкороходов-н1ы my disembodied tree soul would be laughing
Imagine posting spoilers in a UA-cam comment section. What a loser.
throw up on me next pls
@@ИванСкороходов-н1ы I would be the happiest dead tree alive!
I miss the long form videos, I love these it’s a treat to get to see, but the long form editing and audio choices were so top tier
"It begins at the beginning".
Truly some inspiring words.
in de beninging
@@pixelboiiiibeninging
@@pixelboiiii😂
You didn't have to CUUUT ME OOOF
@@kilianxxxx8543MAKE OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED AND THAT WE WERE NOTHINNN
"Honey, what are you reading?"
"The first million digits of pi, it's a New York Times Best Seller."
You know, like normal people do
Such a great book
I mean who doesn't
Is that like a York Peppermint Patty?
@Boco Corwin But they made up for it in Chapter 7
These are the kind of books evil geniuses use to hide their evil coded plans
Bro is brewing something malicious and dubious
@@FlopgamingOne He has nefarious intent on his mind
Bruh how you hide a message in a bunch of zeros
@@cuboembaralhado8294 It is exactly his plan. He fools us by showing that there's no real pattern behind a bunch of 0's and makes us think that it is meaningless, while in reality he already had a way to decipher it and shared it with other of his fellows who are also plotting something malicious and nefarious
@@cuboembaralhado8294 You'll never know, that's the point!
The emotions of the authors are so expressionate. ❤❤❤
When the book said “0216918103681473383333” I cried my eyes out, such a beautiful moment 😭
Edit: I also liked 018321937, it was a crucial part of the plot, and it was beautiful 😭😭
Edit 2: I just made it to 498914, I’m literally crying 😭😭😭😭
Funny thing is that the number you said can actually be in the value of π
@@AditiSingh-yb8fq i literally saw it in the book, and copied it down 💀💀💀
WHY DIDNYOU SPOIL IT
ITS THE MAIN PLOT
The quote “477107189937” really set the stakes for the scene and was so heartwarming. This book was a amazing read and I hope for everyone who has read or even heard of it to sit down the have a fun time.❤❤
I always love it when the character “69” hangs out with “420”😊
This video feels like an Alien trying to blend in with humans
Or Ai....
I bet this is like porn to it 🤣
Indeed 😂
next video is gonna be about him being an alien
Bro literally like reading zero
I will make
"Yo bro can I get the wifi password?"
"Sure bro"
Underrated comment!
Sure bro, its somewhere in that book. Good Luck!
Good one
Litteraly the 1k.100 like lol
The wifi password is Planck’s constant : 0.000000000000000000000000000000000662607015m2•kg/s
“That's why Aliens never visit us”💀
Oh man, _One Million Digits of π_ was such a rollercoaster. I still can't get over that huge plottwist and cliffhanger they left us on at the end of the book. I was so hooked on the story; I hope they come out with a sequel!
Oh god, no
try reading one million digits of tau
its quite literally pi 2
@@RenderingUser thanks, I'll put that on my TBR
The Next One Million Digits of Pi
You should really check out the spin-off One Million Digits of e
one million digits of π was the first ever book that made me cry, the plot was just so well done
"the plot was just so well done"
The plot: ...30284739291048829293884
It was infinitesimally incremental
Yeah but it ended with a huge, enormous cliffhanger, it ended with so much more plot ahead, we were left with a giant amount of plot left! Almost like if the plot was..... Infinite....
Fr tho
@@TapasMog you missed the whole story, thats just a part of the beginning. not even the hook
"bro nice book, what is it?"
"Damn it larry, i lost the digit i was in, time to restart"
that's sounds like a nightmare tbh
let me guess, was your digit... 0?
That’s tough
Larry
I don't remember correctly but is this from Driver San Francisco?
The second one is such a good book it just hits different
Really enjoyed One Million Digits of Pi. It dragged a bit in the middle, but that cliffhanger ending. Can’t wait for the sequel.
my father works at the studio that made it and got to see the preview of the sequel, and man, it has a similar story but it is something completely else. You gotta see it.
You should read One Million Digits of Tau, it's basically the same but double the action, romance, drama, everything
@@Flyce_9998 this is the comment of all time
I bet you'd be glad to know that One Million Digits of Pi is the first of a 100 million book series!
I like to think the sequel is called PII.
I feel motivated to write an autobiography about dividing by 0
"One million answers for 0/0"
no
@cak01vej 0/0 ! = 1… that’s an established fact at this point
Well... if you're feeling suicidal and want to take everything with you, it's a good choice.
I would be thrilled to read that. xd
When it said “2.00000000000000…” I really felt that like it was honestly life changing. Strongly recommend that book. Really changed my outlook on things.
Hate to burst your bubble but 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and after that 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Amen 🙌
nah my favorite part was „00000“, it was one of the most emotional moments in fiction😢
@@DanDan-yy5boyou still on chapter 00000?
Where can I get this!
Guys! You won't believe it! Square Root of 4 is officially getting a sequel. It will explore the story before 2. Spoiler alert: Oscar-winner actor 0 may return for the sequel. Also, there are plans to make the story into a movie, which will definitely later become a cinematic universe.
WHAT FR? im so excited to see how the story builds off that heart-throbbing ending...
Michael is basically the nerd that no one can or will ever bully
He's the cool nerd
he is HIM.
The Password is One Millionth to One Millon and Eighth Digit of Pi.....
And it’s not because he’s strong… even though he is 🗿🗿🗿
True…very true…
I can't even comprehend the amount of effort the author had to put to write the second book. Such a legendary author!
Bro just put some heavy object on the "0"-Key and went out for a coffee
the author: *copy/paste*
@@big-e-cheese7106 XD
Now I’m thinking about writing a book about the square root of 4 to infinite decimal digits. Spoiler alert: there are more possible not-endings than just zero as the not-last digit.
my reading teacher would still make us find the "author's hidden meaning" in these books
The hidden meaning is that there is no meaning that you're just a pawn and the game set up by the shadow figures I truly control you and I
rEaDiNg tEaChEr lmao
Damn kids, look at the chapter 8's fifth sentence. Such a deep meaning. Ok kids now write an essay about this sentence's meaning
@@brianruiz8203Thx Kanye very cool.
Ah yes,the complexity of numbers and maths represents the incredible complexity and uncertainty of this existence,truly one of the books of all time
The last chapter of One million digits of pi got me!! It had me crying and smiling!! 😢😊
This video is pretty much Michael's confession of insanity.
Lmaoo
Bro, if Michael was my algebra teacher, I would remember every word he says.
@@theguy-8173 Are you ok?
or is it?
Tree: I was sacrificed for this foolishness.
😂
Ink : "They used me for this sh!t" 😡
It is a kind of art
I'm sorry can a tree calculate the square root of 4 with 1 million digits of precision?
😂😂😂😂
THIS is what it feels liken to open up the textbooks that the teacher gave you 😂
True
“What am I reading?” Your search history
When you had to pay €80 for a textbook, but the teacher insisted that it is necessary for the class
@@Cliptrap lol
@@Teun_Jac lmao tru
And the best part of this is that whenever you read it you will find something new.
"Hey, I just wrote a book, could you check it for typos?"
ha
true
Lol🤣🤣🤣
The book:
Underrated XD
No joke in my university last year there was that poster where someone looks for a math lover to help him recite the first 100k digits of pi and check if he would be wrong so he can train for the nationals
Remember the 0 on page 13. That got me emotionally sad. And that part where the 0 got that 0 next to that 0, that was wholesome
Totally forgot about that part. But I liked the beginning when 2 got 0 because 0 did that thing to 0.
And the relationship between 0 and 0 is incredibly cute like I'm not a shipper but I just might become one
The fact that you could be talking about either of these books-
Remember the 69th 0 on page 69??
And dont forget the at the end, its not been checked on alot
I feel so inspired!
I'll go write The Square Root of Nine, a fanfic sequel
I recommend writing The Square Root of Sixteen as a spinoff too
😂
😂😂
😂😂😂
@@gigaadam470 don't waste your time the author had already chosen that title for the prequel.
“ How to burn money “ , coming soon to your local book seller ..
It's nice to finally see books with more numbers, you know. Letters always get the spotlight in books, and numbers also have a place in books other than math books!
This is still a math book though 😂
Yes letters do have a place in math books....lol did you mean to put numbers
@@nickparker5200 How did I not notice? Guess people didn't realisze either.
@@marcusthelegend hey Marcus
I think that is a maths book though
"It begins at the beginning"
That shi- went hard man 😔
😂 I was gonna say
or does it?
“My love for you is like π”
“Endless?”
“Irrational.”
THIS IS HELLA UNDERRATED
i know right
so sweet
fr
This is hilarious
That's so interesting to read! I'm trying them out.
"Hey, I wanna make a book, but I don't know what about"
"1+1"
Iirc, there's actually a book about proving that 2+2=4
*New York Times best seller*
That would be plagiary since 1+1=✓4
/s btw
If you read the 0's in columns, it's a completely different story than reading them in lines
Uh oh
it's the same story, just told in a different perspective
@@fwoggangidk as a chinese, it's actually completely normal for me lmao
@@lememz this is one of the comments of all time
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*“It begins at the beginning”* So inspiring.
You straight up just stole my comment
@@EpicCenter. no I didn’t, wdym and where
I think u kinda copied another comment (not yours, person replying on top of me) but this one isn’t a reference to the joke in the other one but u used the exact same words so idk
@@lucasho-hz4tt yea, i saw that, but I didn’t copy it, my first instinct was this comment, I didn’t know that someone already said this
@@EpicCenter. "or did he?"
"0000000"
"0000000".
Man i love this line!
this is the reading equivalent of those "hey what are you listening to rn?" college campus tiktoks
Ctrl C + Ctrl V
how
@@ThatOpinionIsWrong why would I copy someone else's comment
This mans entertainment is beyond our plane of existence, he is an interdimensional being im sure of it
I would have liked your comment, but it's currently a power of two and I can't accept to break it.
I'm a interdimensional being, and I have no clue.
I'm starting to believe he's actually "Q" in disguise.
My theory is that the book sqr rt of 4 shows how inconsequential the book of pie really is. To elaborate, most calculations with pie won’t ever be calculated with a million digits. The zero’s from a random page would be as useful as let’s say page 75, from the book of pie. Therefore, a little sense could be made from this trolling lmao. Just a fair guess to what he’s trying to clue us to imo.
Imagine eating dinner at this guys house, he’d be like “I’m serving you dinner right now… or am I? “
What do you mean this guy
* starving as he explains how chairs are not real *
dont forget that soundrack drop
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@idk19319 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuck no, man🤣🤣🤣 that shits hilarious as FUCK!!!
The part where it said 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 was hilarious 😂😂😂
"It begins at the beginning"
So inspirational😢
Yea
Some books begin at the end, until you realize that you're holding it wrong. 😄
@@Xth3Z but it would still begin at the beginning
I was waiting for this comment! Btw Merry Christmas everybody!
I wonder if it also ends in the end
"It begins at the beginning"
- Michael, 2024
Wow he know gemini space rocket
differently from japanese books, which begin at the end
this quote is from 2022
Holy shit! What a nice quote
It also ends at the end.
This felt like a fever dream for some reason.
It was real??!!
All hail the legion
@@Billabong1264 Yes, you probably in reality... Ok, it has more to do with if your sensory systems represent the 'real' world, but that is more a discussion about philosophy. And I digress.
Have fun 🫡
Just wait until he reads the sequel
“The square root of 9”
I've seen ads for it. It seems threelling.
Story arc of 9 is boring. True masterpiece is prequel “The square root of 1”. It's totally mind blowing.
Nah, they all end the same way and you get zero for it.
cool, did i just memorize an entire book? /s
@@clownphabetstrongwoman7305 wrong. the plot twists are incredible.
"sir we printed 10 pages same over 1000 times"
It's okay they won't know
Tree be like : ho ho ho 😮
Your math doesn't math 1000×10=10000🤓
@@weirdluck3312 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@weirdluck3312 🤓🤫
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The scary part is he could very well be completely serious
Fr
Naw bruh 💀
I'd read the Pi one. The square root of 4, not so much.
😂😂😂
he is
I got this book for my maths tutor for Christmas, it made the entire room burst into laughter. Mission accomplished.
I’m reading the same one!! I’ll try not to spoil it for you guys with this but it’s just so captivating. Page 152 brings the most touching, emotional, and heartbreaking plot twist when seven ate nine.
Man, you spoiled it!😭😭
i mean that was a crazy plot twist, but have you gotten to page 201 yet? the twist literally blew my mind
(I would go along with the joke but also like it would be hilarious if on page 152 there actually was the digits 789)
Dude I'm still at page 69, why tf did you spoil it 😤
You guys will never believe what’s on page 527.. I almost cried 😭😭😭
“But I love knowing more” absolutely sniped me
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More specifically you were sniped by a Remington Model 700. The Remington Model 700 is a series of bolt-action centerfire rifles manufactured by Remington Arms since 1962. It is a development of the Remington 721 and 722 series of rifles, which were introduced in 1948. The M24 and M40 military sniper rifles, used by the US Army and Marine Corps, respectively, are both based on the Model 700 design. The Remington 700 series rifles often come with a 3-, 4- or 5-round internal magazine depending on the caliber chambered, some of which have a hinged floor-plate for quick unloading, and some of which are "blind" (with no floor-plate). The rifle can also be ordered with a detachable box magazine. The Model 700 is available in many different stock, barrel and caliber configurations, with many third-party and aftermarket variants in the market built on the same action footprint. From 1978 to 1982, Remington offered the Sportsman 78 which is the same model 700 action but with cheaper features such as a plain stock without checkering. The Sportsman 78 was not included in the recall that affected the trigger group.
Development:
After World War II, Remington Arms engineer Mike Walker began designing lower-cost alternatives to the Model 30, which resulted in the Model 721. These used a cylindrical receiver produced from cylindrical bar stock that could be turned on a lathe, rather than machined in a series of milling operations, which significantly reduced the cost of production. In addition, small metal parts, including the bottom metal, were stamped, and the stocks were not finished as highly as older models. Further developments of the basic 721 action under the direction of Walker produced the Model 722 and Model 725, and ultimately in 1962, the Model 700.
Walker sought to increase the accuracy of the rifles, by utilizing tight tolerances in the chamber and bore, a short leade, and a very fast lock time. Like the earlier 721, the Remington 700 action was designed for mass production. Remington initially produced two variants of the Model 700, the ADL and BDL, in both long- and short-action rifles that allowed for the chambering of different cartridges. In 1969, Remington introduced several upgrades for the rifle, including a longer rear bolt shroud, a jeweled bolt and improved stock finishing. Four years later, the production of left-handed versions of the rifle began, to compete with the Savage Model 110, which was at that time the only major rifle manufactured with a left-handed variant. Other versions of the rifle, including the titanium receiver 700ti, the 700 SPS (which replaced the ADL in 2005), and the CDL have since been introduced. In addition to its development as a hunting rifle, the Model 700 also provided the basis for military and police sniper rifles, starting with the M40 rifle in 1966, which was initially ordered by the United States Marine Corps. The US Army adopted the M24 Sniper Weapon System in 1986.
Design:
It is a manually operated bolt action with two forward dual-opposed lugs. The bolt face is recessed, fully enclosing the base of the cartridge, The extractor is a C-clip sitting within the bolt face. The ejector is a plunger on the bolt face actuated by a coil spring. The bolt is of 3-piece construction, brazed together (head, body and bolt handle). The receiver is milled from round cross-section steel.
The Remington 700 comes in a large number of variants. The symmetrical two-lug bolt body has a .695 in (17.65 mm) diameter. The long action designed for full-length cartridges up to 3.340 inches (84.84 mm) in overall length, such as the .30-06 Springfield, and magnum cartridges such as the 7 mm Remington Magnum and .300 Winchester Magnum, has a lock time of 3.0 to 3.2 milliseconds. The short action designed for cartridges having an overall length of 2.750 inches (69.85 mm) or less, such as the .308 Winchester/7.62×51 mm NATO, has a lock time of 2.6 milliseconds.
To these can be added various magazine configurations; a blind magazine which has no floorplate, a conventional magazine with a detachable floorplate and a detachable box magazine. There are standard consumer versions as well as versions designed for military and police use. Some variants come with bipods, slings and other accessories.
@@cremebrulee2484 tell us more
Can’t wait to see the plot, conflict, and climax of both stories!
You'll love Pi, it really throws you for a curve
pi's gonna see *my* climax
eventually comes full circle too, such a poetic end
same
You forgot the falling action and denouement
The sqrt(4) book literally says:
"We do NOT guarantee the accuracy of these digits" 💀
Where
@@bassboostcentral2287 top of the first page
@@krispbreadd where
@@bassboostcentral2287 on the top of the first page
@@igornesic289 Where
“it begins in the beninging”
inspiring words
hmmmmm
That shit was straight copied from me
@@bloxyplayer801 nope lol
@@bloxyplayer801 So you're the one who stoled a sentence from a meme?? How dare you!!!
In the beginning there was only the cube, we know not where it came from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony, but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil.
Such an interesting and deep story, wow
Which one?
@@eboi4853both but personaly my favorite part was ch.63 in the sqare root of 4
@@Life_none I see
@@Life_noneyeah but I like the end I never thought he would do that it's was so emotional to see
@shininglimbo I just got to ch.83 and my heart drop when 0 beat 0 and 0 died and all the 00000000000000 gasped
I speak 0 language
I would love to see a short documentary following the authors and the process of these books being made. like the idea, the, writing, the iterations of comments and improvements, the publishing, the marketing, etc
"It begins at the beginning"
-Michael 2023
fair point@JJJJY.
in the beninging
Pi is the beginning...
Michael totally seems like the kinda guy to just read these unironically.
😄😄😄
He did it for 10 hours straight @@allways8782
Definitely
Difinitili
Michael seems like the type to recite prime numbers for three hours. oh wait
On the square root of four,
The 538214th 0 was so heartwarming and emotional, the amount of effort these authors put into their craft is incredible, i can’t wait for the ending
Spoilers!
but knowing that it was actually the 538215th digit made it feel deeper
@@dbropx3547I think the 4827th 0 was a reference back to the 3748th 0
And the 84622th 0 was a foreshadow of the 73728th 0
@@Daytona500dbd that "84622th" bothered me way TWO much did you mean to put "48622nd"
@@dbropx3547 I thought the dark touch added human interest
That’s just my opinion
I feel motivated after reading these books! They remind me I'm not the most useless thing in the world!
I'm going to use these as insults now
😂😂
LMAO
you probably still are more useless
it was useful enough to set up an example of useless in a famous enough video
Im patiently waiting for the upcoming release of the sqrt 9 to a million digit book. I can’t sleep at night imagining the adventures that await!!
😂 lol
well u can write ur own book
Spoiler alert... The ending is a big zero. But starts off....3! Crazy right?!
12 days later I finally helped you get to sleep.
Nah I don't like that I want Sqrt 16 to a million digits book
Now I have respect for telephone books.
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That would be hilarious if the plot twist at the end of the last book was that it changed to a zero.
Michael is the kind of guy that reads digits instead of texts
He reads in hexadecimal
@@DAMN__________I bet he already reads in binary.
@@rafaelmarcos9733 that's kinda easy..
Well, he does.
That unemployed friend on Tuesdays:
That unemployed friend got more talent than the employed friends
@@Spacemanishe’s not talking about Michael
it's a joke, and it's not about Michael@@Spacemanis
I feel called out
Why people angry at the joke 😂
The Oscar winning "Life of Pi" was inspired by this book 😭. Truly Inspiring.
😭😭
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Him : "What am I reading rn?"
Me : "a book"
This is why teachers don't let you choose your own book
😂😂
As a book translator this is one of those moments when I ask myself how to translate the text in my native language without perverting the original message
What?
Who needs a book translator when you have google translate aur many other ai translate?
Can you elaborate how are you surviving as a book translator?
@@ronitdahiya7523 No serious writer would ever rely on automated translation. There are so many nuances to each language and different ways to say the same thing that only makes sense in that language. Sun Tsu's Art of War was translated by a scholar in Chinese studies here in Brazil.
@@ronitdahiya7523 google translate is extremely bad.
@@ronitdahiya7523 Bro really said google translate is replacing the job 💀💀💀
@@ronitdahiya7523 Google often struggle translate the meaning of one sentence correctly. Imagine how it would go with a full book.
I love that first novel so much. The character development is unmatched.
Yea! I loved 0 the most. What about you?
The way they just kept going through so many highs and lows, they’re just like me fr 😭
"One million digits of pie begins at the beginning"
NO WAYYYYY i thought it begined at the end
Someone actually had to read this from cover to cover to ensure it was accurate.
Not likely. It's something that's super easy to have a computer check
They copy pasted pi calculated by a computer into like a google doc and printed each page
Source: trust me bro
Pain
Nobody checked. Nobody cared
"Don't judge a book by its cover"
The book in question:
Lol💀
Question:is Veritasium an element?
in this case the cover is better
@@RaymundoDavid_altthat is quite a good question.
I don’t know.
@@Timmy-q3owhat about curiositum