r/HFY TFOS# 475 -The human is bored Fuel synthesis & Exotic Pets Business Negotiations(HFY / Sci-Fi)

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +39

    If i cant print wisky, i will print the individual parts and assemble it myself.

  • @spacetechempire510
    @spacetechempire510 4 роки тому +59

    Ah never underestimate the existent a human engineer will go though to get good alcohol, and entertainment... mainly motivated via Boredom

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami 3 роки тому +3

      Just pray the combination of alcohol and boredom doesn't steer them towards your ship, and they remember what they did in their tinkering if so if it turned out great they can do the exact same to your ship.

    • @StarForgers
      @StarForgers Рік тому

      @@truekurayami Me: Oh look how did those sticks of thermite make that wall into slag!

  • @t.j.7347
    @t.j.7347 3 роки тому +12

    Barely halfway through the first story and I already know that he’s gonna make some Moonshine on the ship

  • @eliandervalderen5849
    @eliandervalderen5849 4 роки тому +41

    Got to say she really does her best to not get screwed over when it comes to making business arrangements with her kidnapped fauna. Also how could he not realize what the guy with synthesizing the fuel for?

    • @darokdeed
      @darokdeed 3 роки тому +8

      if a alien engineer would synthesize kerosene or Hydrazine or whatever, you wouldn't deeply question it since he is the guy with the degree, and if nearly all of the known species see it as a toxic substance you wouldn't think they want to drink it

  • @chaosbringer5248
    @chaosbringer5248 3 роки тому +22

    Vodka + Doom Eternal
    That can be considered as a psychological weapon to some sentient species.

  • @vickit9190
    @vickit9190 4 роки тому +24

    Thanks for something nice to listen to at 3:00 AM in the morning. Better than waiting for the sun to rise.

  • @Ct--yn1xw
    @Ct--yn1xw 4 роки тому +24

    These are the best HFY storys thank you agro and have a good one see you in the next one

  • @heavenlyderpfowl1180
    @heavenlyderpfowl1180 Рік тому +4

    The second story should have ended with "Yes, I know, it's coarse and rough and gets everywhere, you all say it without fail"

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 6 місяців тому

      LOL, came to the comments just knowing somebody was gonna reference Star Wars in some way or another over that mention of sand. Thanks for confirming my thoughts.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 роки тому +7

    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
    It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed,
    The hands acquire shaking,
    The shaking becomes a warning.
    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion

  • @ocelotryuu6352
    @ocelotryuu6352 3 роки тому +15

    Ngl, I think I'd totally take that xeno's offer. Doesn't sound all that bad in the hfy universe. But, I wonder how long before the other xenos realize humans don't make good pets?
    (See what I did there? Eh? 😂)

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +1

      About the time we take over galactic government.

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami 3 роки тому +1

      If the xeno is smart enough they would conceal the human as a pet while actually employing them. Lord knows if I got my hands on an exotic pet that was comparable to a human I would have them wonder around and spy on my operations for me, while the others would think it was just a "dumb animal", and if they acted particularly tame it would increase their odds of survival if my competition brought me down with an raiding team.

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 11 місяців тому

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @Danieljfriend275
    @Danieljfriend275 4 роки тому +15

    Man they be doing the spoiled like that

    • @theacegamingdemon6983
      @theacegamingdemon6983 4 роки тому +3

      oh boy.... a lot of stupid bastards are about to have a very very bad time. I suppose the human that got kidnapped decided to apply the words of the engineer from the previous story. "Rip and Tear"

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 4 роки тому +12

    For the swar... algorithm!!!!!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +6

      for the hor... yea algorithm that's what i meant

    • @drewahrens3141
      @drewahrens3141 3 роки тому +1

      "Xeno detected" *cocks super shotgun* Rip and Tear.

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому +3

    For the Squerril

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 4 роки тому +5

    keeper going

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +6

    You like sand? What the...? Why dont you hate sand, it’s hot, dry, is everywhere and it gets into everything.

  • @warrmalaski8570
    @warrmalaski8570 3 роки тому +4

    Rip and tear until it is dun.

  • @dragonriderabens9761
    @dragonriderabens9761 Рік тому

    Hearing DOOM Eternal being called “retro” hurts my soul

  • @genericname42
    @genericname42 4 роки тому +8

    Aaa yes con men the universal constant

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +4

      so is the taxman , some would say they are the same thing though

    • @genericname42
      @genericname42 4 роки тому +5

      @@AgroSquerril that and the soldier the bringer of death

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami 3 роки тому +1

      @@AgroSquerril A taxman is just a government sanctioned conman

    • @sherylcascadden4988
      @sherylcascadden4988 2 роки тому

      We don't need no revenuers 'round here!!

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd Рік тому

    The bottom line is that all ethanol is alcohol, but not all alcohols are ethanol. So Kyle must have specified the drinkable type rather then the deadly type.

  • @jaca688
    @jaca688 3 роки тому +1

    Bruh the second story why can’t I have a deal like that !

  • @ShadoonGrogono
    @ShadoonGrogono 4 роки тому +3

    Only one ad roll. The the 2nd one was mia...

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +3

      it seems ok on my end but apparently that does not relate to reality

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +1

    I prefer peppermint schnapps.

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 4 роки тому +8

    For the algorithm should I be replying this to every comment

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +3

      if you are so inclined , it doesnt matter what the comment is to the algorithm only that you comment

    • @genericname42
      @genericname42 4 роки тому +3

      For the ALGORITHM

  • @undrachvrsage
    @undrachvrsage 3 роки тому +1

    Algorithm enhancement for booze

  • @vinnyganzano1930
    @vinnyganzano1930 Рік тому

    Nothing toxic about ethanol😁🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +1

    I would have gotten much higher proof and cut it at home.

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe he wanted to drink instead of getting drunk. Higher proofs are better when you want to get drunk, lower proofs when you just want to drink.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +1

      @@truekurayami
      Granted I had left the words "cut it" out but I would have figured out that the proof would have been the same or lower.

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 3 роки тому +1

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @Kirsten2933
    @Kirsten2933 Місяць тому

    I'd like 743
    🇨🇦😎👍

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 9 місяців тому

    13th, 13 February 2024

  • @raihanmunif1034
    @raihanmunif1034 4 роки тому +4

    Hi day 29