"Work harder to overcome your hearing loss." So what's next, people missing a limb just need to train themselves somehow to regroup their missing limb? If manager is going to be an idiot, they might as well go all the way with it.
You know what they say, "use it or lose it." Ask Skip, my peg-legged buddy, how he got his nickname. He thought it was a myth. Just some old wives tale. He pushed the thought out of his mind, not a worry in sight. He got complacent. He skipped leg day. Next thing you know. Yep. You guessed it. Peg leg. Morale of the story... Use it or lose it or peg leg.
A few gems: “My sister wants to see an OBGYN for her pregnancy. I told her she needs to see a baby doctor instead.” “Thanksgiving is on Thursday this year. That means it will be on a Friday next year.”
I will say I’ve heard a lot of stupid things from people but the one that sticks out is what I said. My in-laws were asking me to read from the paper in front of me about some article that I don’t even remember, but I couldn’t pronounce a word and I didn’t want to make a fool of myself miss pronouncing it so I lied and said I couldn’t read it because I must have ate something bad because everything is blurry. Everyone looked at me and prolly wondering if I was high or just stupid. Once the pause happened I realized I was a moron but I attempted to play it off like no big deal. It’s been 6 years and I’m still dying inside from my own stupidity when I think about it. Every time my in-laws don’t include me in helping out with stuff I wonder if they remember and assume I’m to much of a moron to help.
I'm legitimately curious how these types of people process information, arrive at the conclusions they do, and what an average day is like for them from a candid camera perspective.
Introducing myself to new friends in college I said I was from Brazil and a girl then said "oh, that's in Spain, right?" my brain blue-screened for a bit, my home state in Brazil is bigger than Spain.
I was in an alcoholic anonymous group and one member said we should get shirts or jackets like a bowling league. Evidently he didn’t know what anonymous ment
Well, it's argued that, if the bomb wasn't dropped, more people would've been killed. But yeah, Japan had as much chance at overtaking the US as Ireland alone would have at overtaking Russia.
@@jeffreymeeks4051 nope. The Japanese tried to surrender before the bombs were dropped because they knew of their existence. America needed an reason to scare the USSR so they dropped the bombs. Hope that helps.
@jimineedles While it's true they tried to surrender, we chose to overlook it and bomb anyway out of retaliation for Pearl Harbor. Our conflict in that time had nothing to do with the Japanese and yet they felt compelled to start a fight they couldn't finish so we reminded them of who we were.
I met a guy here in canada and I asked about the political scene in the USA because he was american. " I know that the republican party is corrupt and useless but we vote for them because its family tradition" was his reply. That speaks volume to me.
@@dx1450 that's the dumbest thing people can do or think! I would never allow my older siblings or parents influence anything I do. I'll do it for me only.
14:30 For those not familiar with this part of geography. What make this thing particularly stupid isn't that the UK is a series of islands but it is another country that has consitutent countries (England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland). The Kingdom of Netherlands is another nation with constituent countries consisting of The Netherlands in Europe and the Carribean Islands of Aruba Curaco and Sint Maarten.
One of my co-workers once said that the rising sea levels isn’t due to the glaciers melting because of global warming, but because of the water displacement from all the sea vessels in the world. I think I lost a few brain cells with that one sentence
I was playing Canadian Trivia with my family when a question was asked, I forget what it was but the answer was “the Canadian goose.” I was giving lots of hints to my younger brother like “What flies in a V and goes honk?” and he answered “The Canadian flag” He was twelve..
I saw an alcoholic have a full-on seizure from withdrawal. Like, convulsing, stops breathing, etc. etc. When EMS got called they said they hadn't had a seizure because they didn't crap themselves. This was after they'd come to after having been given oxygen for at least 20+ min. It took the supervising medic telling them they'd been called out because this person was in the middle of a seizure and that they'd found this person unconscious on the floor to convince them.
Try working a hot ham and turkey stand in a grocery store and being asked if the turkey tasted "turkyish". Threw me off for a moment as I wasn't sure what else she expected it to taste like.
Was on vacation with some family and a guy from Ohio asked “Do you have school buses in Canada?” (We were on a resort, so tons of people from around the world, dumbest question I have ever heard).
Similar to the left handed driving, some guy asked how I scan a credit card in the store, if left handed and I guess they thought I would have to like reach my arm over to the right or something
I could write a book on one of my sisters. To be fair we adopted her from Russia & they’re known for screwing over their orphans. She’s doing better mentally now thankfully but still not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Yeah, Russian orphanages are pretty rough- I feel like I remember reading that RAD used to be colloquially known as the Russian Orphan disorder, because so many children adopted from there suffered from it. It’s heart breaking. I’m glad to know that, even if she’s not the brightest bulb, your sister is doing better! Your family likely saved her from a very unhappy life.
As we were taking off from Gatwick, I heard the woman sitting behind me say "Why does the land look flat instead of rounded? I don't get it!" At least she wasn't a Flat Earther.
I've learnt to not expect Americans to know anything past America, Mexico, Canada and the Middle East. They know those 4 places well. Hince why they won't touch Russia. They don't know where it is.
I remember seeing the one about tampons containing asbestos so it makes women bleed more. If that were true, then they'd never stop bleeding because the constant application of tampons would make them keep bleeding.
I'll admit this was me who said it but I was young and pretty much believed anything that was said. "How come the wind isn't setting off the siren?" Yes. I thought tornado sirens went off if strong wind hit the siren tower
Actually, a tornado siren designed to go off at a specific, high wind speed makes a lot of sense. The siren is powered by a fan that turns by the wind going through it and it doesn't turn unless the wind is strong enough. It doesn't actually have to be a tornado, but I wouldn't mind an audible warning when wind hits 50 mph! (Sorry, I'm and engineer...)
I can honestly sympathize with the whole Alaska being an island thing cuz yeah that shit confused younger me because more often than not I'd see the same dumb diagram plus I didn't really see the whole north America continent very often added with the fact that despite actually seeing Alaska there the connected land next to it made me think it was something entirely different at least up till around 7th grade when I began going to better schools anyways
Stupidest thing I've said in the last year. I was talking to an Asian guy (relevant) in my BTEC Science course, who said that his parents gave him 2 choices for a future career, an Engineer or a Doctor. I then asked which one did he choose. It may not appear stupid to many of you, but our course wasn't course engineering science or engineering related, those were different courses.
My racist ass grandma had to get a blood transfusion. And the blood was very dark, like darker than if you would cut yourself. My grandma asked why it's so dark and the doctor trying to be funny said that it's from a black person. Now everyone laughed because it's an absurd thing to say but they had to explain to my grandma that it's a joke, they don't know whose blood it is and also that it doesn't matter. It took quite some time.
This entire thread is just two guys? Just gothicig and Bitey_The_Squirrel chatting away to one another? Idk something messed up here or gothicig is apparently Scottish/Korean. Edit: Ah, after 4 minutes, it fixed itself. Weird.
on our way to a gender reveal, i heard someone say “i can’t wait to find out if i’m going to be an aunt or uncle.”
😄😂🤣
Too bad you stole that from someone else on the internet
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"Work harder to overcome your hearing loss." So what's next, people missing a limb just need to train themselves somehow to regroup their missing limb? If manager is going to be an idiot, they might as well go all the way with it.
You know what they say, "use it or lose it." Ask Skip, my peg-legged buddy, how he got his nickname. He thought it was a myth. Just some old wives tale. He pushed the thought out of his mind, not a worry in sight. He got complacent. He skipped leg day. Next thing you know. Yep. You guessed it. Peg leg.
Morale of the story... Use it or lose it or peg leg.
@@JCavinee grossly underrated comment, my dude. That's a gem.
A few gems:
“My sister wants to see an OBGYN for her pregnancy. I told her she needs to see a baby doctor instead.”
“Thanksgiving is on Thursday this year. That means it will be on a Friday next year.”
"Girls should only wear skirts not pants"
Tell me you're stuck in the 17th century without telling me you're stuck in the 17th century
3:48 The neat thing about this explanation is, this would make an amazing concept for a novel/story.
I will say I’ve heard a lot of stupid things from people but the one that sticks out is what I said. My in-laws were asking me to read from the paper in front of me about some article that I don’t even remember, but I couldn’t pronounce a word and I didn’t want to make a fool of myself miss pronouncing it so I lied and said I couldn’t read it because I must have ate something bad because everything is blurry. Everyone looked at me and prolly wondering if I was high or just stupid. Once the pause happened I realized I was a moron but I attempted to play it off like no big deal. It’s been 6 years and I’m still dying inside from my own stupidity when I think about it. Every time my in-laws don’t include me in helping out with stuff I wonder if they remember and assume I’m to much of a moron to help.
I'm legitimately curious how these types of people process information, arrive at the conclusions they do, and what an average day is like for them from a candid camera perspective.
“I learned from TikTok that…”
“Everyone is saying that…”
(“Everyone” turns out to be less then 0.1% of the entire human population)
"...I look like if my dad had a daughter." -My younger sister
8:46 wait till He hears about the Costa concordia
Introducing myself to new friends in college I said I was from Brazil and a girl then said "oh, that's in Spain, right?" my brain blue-screened for a bit, my home state in Brazil is bigger than Spain.
The difference between an Asian person and a Chinese person: A Chinese person is always Asian but an Asian person is not always Chinese.
I was in an alcoholic anonymous group and one member said we should get shirts or jackets like a bowling league. Evidently he didn’t know what anonymous ment
lol, my boyfriend is in a bowling league! he has shirts
@@char8190 .... Bowlers anonymous??
@@char8190 I own shirts and I'm not even in a bowling league ! ! ! Wow ! ! What are the odds ? !
@@jackgibsxxx0750 no, i was saying my boyfriend bowls for a bowling league.
@@Mercury-Wells i meant he has bowling shirts for the league.
"If we hadn't dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, we'd all be speaking Japanese today." This from a guy with a graduate degree.
Well, it's argued that, if the bomb wasn't dropped, more people would've been killed. But yeah, Japan had as much chance at overtaking the US as Ireland alone would have at overtaking Russia.
That wasn't stupid at all, dude was stating facts.
@@jeffreymeeks4051 nope. The Japanese tried to surrender before the bombs were dropped because they knew of their existence. America needed an reason to scare the USSR so they dropped the bombs. Hope that helps.
@jimineedles While it's true they tried to surrender, we chose to overlook it and bomb anyway out of retaliation for Pearl Harbor. Our conflict in that time had nothing to do with the Japanese and yet they felt compelled to start a fight they couldn't finish so we reminded them of who we were.
"People with muscles can't go in water!" - my 12 year old sister
I met a guy here in canada and I asked about the political scene in the USA because he was american. " I know that the republican party is corrupt and useless but we vote for them because its family tradition" was his reply. That speaks volume to me.
That's pretty much how it is. They keep voting Republican because "the hell if I'm going to vote for a gawldamn Democrat!"
@@dx1450 that's the dumbest thing people can do or think! I would never allow my older siblings or parents influence anything I do. I'll do it for me only.
14:30 For those not familiar with this part of geography. What make this thing particularly stupid isn't that the UK is a series of islands but it is another country that has consitutent countries (England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland). The Kingdom of Netherlands is another nation with constituent countries consisting of The Netherlands in Europe and the Carribean Islands of Aruba Curaco and Sint Maarten.
One of my co-workers once said that the rising sea levels isn’t due to the glaciers melting because of global warming, but because of the water displacement from all the sea vessels in the world.
I think I lost a few brain cells with that one sentence
I was playing Canadian Trivia with my family when a question was asked, I forget what it was but the answer was “the Canadian goose.” I was giving lots of hints to my younger brother like “What flies in a V and goes honk?” and he answered “The Canadian flag” He was twelve..
Idk why but the dog testicle story had me in tears xD
Someone from the UK thinking a country can't own an island?
IRELAND ENTERS THE CHAT
Australia : Hold my beer lol
"Donkey chains, oh darling donkey chains" 🤣
You mean it's not "dunk a chain"? (JK, I really do know)
7:55 Good thing non-facts aren't on the internet anymore.
“Go check the stove I can smell I carbon monoxide” 🤨 said my grandma
I saw an alcoholic have a full-on seizure from withdrawal. Like, convulsing, stops breathing, etc. etc. When EMS got called they said they hadn't had a seizure because they didn't crap themselves. This was after they'd come to after having been given oxygen for at least 20+ min. It took the supervising medic telling them they'd been called out because this person was in the middle of a seizure and that they'd found this person unconscious on the floor to convince them.
Try working a hot ham and turkey stand in a grocery store and being asked if the turkey tasted "turkyish". Threw me off for a moment as I wasn't sure what else she expected it to taste like.
"It all tastes like chicken!" :)
Was on vacation with some family and a guy from Ohio asked “Do you have school buses in Canada?” (We were on a resort, so tons of people from around the world, dumbest question I have ever heard).
You need to get out more.
@@JCavinee I do, just saying out of dumb things I’ve heard, this has be one of the dumbest. Should’ve been more specific.
Similar to the left handed driving, some guy asked how I scan a credit card in the store, if left handed and I guess they thought I would have to like reach my arm over to the right or something
"Is Europe in America?"
We're in Canada. This was grade 12
Console yourself with the fact that there are people who live... below you...who can't find the USA on a map.
"why are we still using money if it makes people poor? We should stop using money"
Welp...time to lose some braincells heh.
Absolutely fantastic, thank you so very much for your video 😊.
I could write a book on one of my sisters. To be fair we adopted her from Russia & they’re known for screwing over their orphans. She’s doing better mentally now thankfully but still not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Yeah, Russian orphanages are pretty rough- I feel like I remember reading that RAD used to be colloquially known as the Russian Orphan disorder, because so many children adopted from there suffered from it. It’s heart breaking.
I’m glad to know that, even if she’s not the brightest bulb, your sister is doing better! Your family likely saved her from a very unhappy life.
@@darx8419 Took us to hell & back about four times with therapy but my parents are saints & I praise em for it. Proud of her progress.
"shouldn't have skipped ear day" 😂😂😂
A teacher once told me that by 2025, 95% of the US will be speaking Spanish.
My husband: is she black?
Husband's friend, high af: no she's a lesbian.
I proceed to weeze
As we were taking off from Gatwick, I heard the woman sitting behind me say "Why does the land look flat instead of rounded? I don't get it!"
At least she wasn't a Flat Earther.
I've learnt to not expect Americans to know anything past America, Mexico, Canada and the Middle East. They know those 4 places well. Hince why they won't touch Russia. They don't know where it is.
Iraq is a city in Mexico
I remember seeing the one about tampons containing asbestos so it makes women bleed more. If that were true, then they'd never stop bleeding because the constant application of tampons would make them keep bleeding.
I used to think the world moved when I was in the car when I was 5
Same
Did the moon follow your car as well?
Oh dear god- the idea of going to a navy doctor on ship to get circumcised seems like a godawful idea.
I'll admit this was me who said it but I was young and pretty much believed anything that was said. "How come the wind isn't setting off the siren?"
Yes. I thought tornado sirens went off if strong wind hit the siren tower
I mean, your young mind made the connection that they go off when there’s a tornado, and tornados usually have strong winds
Actually, a tornado siren designed to go off at a specific, high wind speed makes a lot of sense. The siren is powered by a fan that turns by the wind going through it and it doesn't turn unless the wind is strong enough. It doesn't actually have to be a tornado, but I wouldn't mind an audible warning when wind hits 50 mph!
(Sorry, I'm and engineer...)
I can honestly sympathize with the whole Alaska being an island thing cuz yeah that shit confused younger me because more often than not I'd see the same dumb diagram plus I didn't really see the whole north America continent very often added with the fact that despite actually seeing Alaska there the connected land next to it made me think it was something entirely different at least up till around 7th grade when I began going to better schools anyways
Stupidest thing I've said in the last year. I was talking to an Asian guy (relevant) in my BTEC Science course, who said that his parents gave him 2 choices for a future career, an Engineer or a Doctor. I then asked which one did he choose. It may not appear stupid to many of you, but our course wasn't course engineering science or engineering related, those were different courses.
My racist ass grandma had to get a blood transfusion. And the blood was very dark, like darker than if you would cut yourself. My grandma asked why it's so dark and the doctor trying to be funny said that it's from a black person.
Now everyone laughed because it's an absurd thing to say but they had to explain to my grandma that it's a joke, they don't know whose blood it is and also that it doesn't matter.
It took quite some time.
How is it that I’ve been through public school and I know a majority of these are stupid?
"Рutin is not bad, just misunderstood."
This is actually true. People outside of Russia, chiefly in western countries, who think he's bad are usually the stupid ones, more often than not.
the amethyst😹😹😹
A girl in middle school asked the class what Obama's last name was.
"What is your favorite down water animal ?"
2:45 true. (Source: Me)
The (NOT) dog was a treat
"Is the president of the United States also the president of Canada?" No...not yet.
My sister once thought the earth was the closest planet to the sun..
My twin sister...we r both almost 18
Had a friend who on party with full confidence said that ducks breathe out of their feet. She was pretty, but not that smart tho.
Love the content. But can't understand alot of it unless I'm looking directly at it due to the accent 😮💨
I feel dumb listening to this lol
take comfort in knowing that because you can recognize this shit as stupid you can know for a fact you are not that stupid
This entire thread is just two guys? Just gothicig and Bitey_The_Squirrel chatting away to one another? Idk something messed up here or gothicig is apparently Scottish/Korean.
Edit: Ah, after 4 minutes, it fixed itself. Weird.
He put two and two together and got 22
Well there's a story of some guy getting porked by a horse
My brother asked our father what is his last name
can Americans burp?
I deadass answered no
Bruh
" Is Buffalo Chicken hot?" 😫
First
Men are women if the men say they are women
"I know he beats me and our children but i think i can fix him" ......no explanation needed.....
"My pronouns are they/them."
"hurrdurr can't joke about anything these days hurrdurr "
@@pupperbless What is a woman? 🤔