The Wrestling Vodserver Star Ratings for November 5th! (We don't use the game's ratings!) Please note. I am not affiliated with Dave Meztler and this is just a parody. Billy in the Bank News Troweling Badger is said to have garnered a lot of heat backstage after his actions during the PPV. Before his match he was very vocal and upset because he thought The Colleagues used their influence to change the finish to their match against his Mod Squad stablemates (the Mods were never slated to win here). He reluctantly agreed to work his own tag match afterwards but soon went into business for himself. Including attacking the ref! When agents asked will he attacked the ref he responded that it was because he thought the ref was trying to “Flip on him!” (Lord Brotovic says no swearing!) because he ignored Badger's leg under rope. Therefore he thought it was a screw job. It wasn't the ref just screwed up. Tensions exploded when the 3 other men in Badger's match confronted him. Leading to Badger sucker punching Brian Butterfield and lunging towards PacittiDust. Begimopz tried to intervene but got flung into the wall in the melee causing him to bleed. Finally security broke up the fight and removed Troweling badger from the venue. NXTJ is investigating the incident and is contemplating putting him on ice. Star Ratings Women's Billy in the Bank Pamela Henderson defeated Ashton Mathews, Emma the Bear, Sparkles Pis, Pikminshton, Ivy, Panela Anderson and Mona Wanks Complete chaos. It was almost too much to focus on. However the car crash style was very entertaining. Scary moment went Emma the Bear delivered a backpack pile driver to Pamela Henderson directly into a ladder with Henderson’s head hitting the ladder. However she completely no sold it which got the crowd behind her. She then used that momentum to win the match. 4.75 ⭐ Casket match Billy Ray Walrus defeated Dr Anal Hill They were hamstrung by the stipulation but they did their best to make it work. Both men got busted open. This match would have been better if they trimmed the fat off this match because it went far too long. After what felt like years, Billy Ray Walrus finally got Dr Anal Hill into the casket for the win. 4 ⭐ Backstage Brawl The Colleagues defeated The Mod Squad It was meant to look like the brawl started in chaos but the camera cut to them too soon so the audience saw the four men standing still on shipping crates. Which looked silly. But not as silly as when Ben Potter and Lord Brotovic walked out of the elevator together like they were friends. To the men's credit, they really tried to make it look dangerous but the camera work was atrocious. They bloody love that elevator. Eventually they called the match for The Colleagues. 2.75 ⭐ PacittiDust and Begimopz defeated Brian Butterfield and Trowelling Badger While good, this thrown together tag match didn't need to be on PPV. It felt like it was just there to get more guys on the card. A total Elite Vidiot Wrestling move. The ref botched a pin because he didn't notice Badger's leg under the rope. Thankfully not the finish. Begimopz hit a coast to coast on Badger. Badger then shoot hit the ref with his finisher as a receipt, but because they needed to fill time the match continued. Begimopz hits his finisher on Butterfield. Weird match. 3.5 ⭐ Steel Cage tag match Scandal Penguin and Steven Seagull defeated Niel Buchanan and Dave Benson Phillips Really weird booking in this match. Despite being the key member of his team in this feud, Buchanan escaped quickly. Leaving Phillips in the cage alone. So of course the heels took advantage of this. Did no one explain the rules to Buchanan beforehand. After the birds laid the beat down on Phillips for an uncomfortable amount of time they left the cage together and won the match. Terrible. -2.75 ⭐ Table match Miss This Legs defeated Pippa the Cat Total squash. Shouldn't have been on PPV. 1 ⭐ Stoke on Trent Men's Championship Dead Island 2 The Spider successfully retains over Danny Devito Fantastic sprint but short. 3 ⭐ NXTJ World Championship Rules Boss retains over Dick Mycinko via double count out Terrible botched ending to a match. Although the planned finish was almost as terrible. The planned finish was for them to brawl on the outside until Boss hit his finisher out of desperation before barely getting back in the ring just in time to pick up the count out win. His timing was way off which means he was also counted out. The lame double count out really let down what was building to a pretty great match. 1.75 ⭐ Billy in the Bank counts
The Wrestling Vodserver Star Ratings for November 5th! (We don't use the game's ratings!)
Please note. I am not affiliated with Dave Meztler and this is just a parody.
Billy in the Bank
News
Troweling Badger is said to have garnered a lot of heat backstage after his actions during the PPV. Before his match he was very vocal and upset because he thought The Colleagues used their influence to change the finish to their match against his Mod Squad stablemates (the Mods were never slated to win here). He reluctantly agreed to work his own tag match afterwards but soon went into business for himself. Including attacking the ref! When agents asked will he attacked the ref he responded that it was because he thought the ref was trying to “Flip on him!” (Lord Brotovic says no swearing!) because he ignored Badger's leg under rope. Therefore he thought it was a screw job. It wasn't the ref just screwed up. Tensions exploded when the 3 other men in Badger's match confronted him. Leading to Badger sucker punching Brian Butterfield and lunging towards PacittiDust. Begimopz tried to intervene but got flung into the wall in the melee causing him to bleed. Finally security broke up the fight and removed Troweling badger from the venue. NXTJ is investigating the incident and is contemplating putting him on ice.
Star Ratings
Women's Billy in the Bank
Pamela Henderson defeated Ashton Mathews, Emma the Bear, Sparkles Pis, Pikminshton, Ivy, Panela Anderson and Mona Wanks
Complete chaos. It was almost too much to focus on. However the car crash style was very entertaining. Scary moment went Emma the Bear delivered a backpack pile driver to Pamela Henderson directly into a ladder with Henderson’s head hitting the ladder. However she completely no sold it which got the crowd behind her. She then used that momentum to win the match. 4.75 ⭐
Casket match
Billy Ray Walrus defeated Dr Anal Hill
They were hamstrung by the stipulation but they did their best to make it work. Both men got busted open. This match would have been better if they trimmed the fat off this match because it went far too long. After what felt like years, Billy Ray Walrus finally got Dr Anal Hill into the casket for the win. 4 ⭐
Backstage Brawl
The Colleagues defeated The Mod Squad
It was meant to look like the brawl started in chaos but the camera cut to them too soon so the audience saw the four men standing still on shipping crates. Which looked silly. But not as silly as when Ben Potter and Lord Brotovic walked out of the elevator together like they were friends. To the men's credit, they really tried to make it look dangerous but the camera work was atrocious. They bloody love that elevator. Eventually they called the match for The Colleagues. 2.75 ⭐
PacittiDust and Begimopz defeated Brian Butterfield and Trowelling Badger
While good, this thrown together tag match didn't need to be on PPV. It felt like it was just there to get more guys on the card. A total Elite Vidiot Wrestling move. The ref botched a pin because he didn't notice Badger's leg under the rope. Thankfully not the finish. Begimopz hit a coast to coast on Badger. Badger then shoot hit the ref with his finisher as a receipt, but because they needed to fill time the match continued. Begimopz hits his finisher on Butterfield. Weird match. 3.5 ⭐
Steel Cage tag match
Scandal Penguin and Steven Seagull defeated Niel Buchanan and Dave Benson Phillips
Really weird booking in this match. Despite being the key member of his team in this feud, Buchanan escaped quickly. Leaving Phillips in the cage alone. So of course the heels took advantage of this. Did no one explain the rules to Buchanan beforehand. After the birds laid the beat down on Phillips for an uncomfortable amount of time they left the cage together and won the match. Terrible. -2.75 ⭐
Table match
Miss This Legs defeated Pippa the Cat
Total squash. Shouldn't have been on PPV. 1 ⭐
Stoke on Trent Men's Championship
Dead Island 2 The Spider successfully retains over Danny Devito
Fantastic sprint but short. 3 ⭐
NXTJ World Championship
Rules Boss retains over Dick Mycinko via double count out
Terrible botched ending to a match. Although the planned finish was almost as terrible. The planned finish was for them to brawl on the outside until Boss hit his finisher out of desperation before barely getting back in the ring just in time to pick up the count out win. His timing was way off which means he was also counted out. The lame double count out really let down what was building to a pretty great match. 1.75 ⭐
Billy in the Bank counts
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