@@ResistancePasta ez claps just click once than when they stop turning red hit them again and repeat way better than spamming hits if you can’t spam very well on bedrock
techno was never the best or even close to the best at PvP there's so many other good players much better than him For example, Marcel / stimp would ez techno in every game mode if he was alive Ppl only think techno is good cuz techno only played skywars but literally if u go outside of mcyt side of Minecraft u can find tons of players who would rekt him sorry for the paragraph had to state facts
@@theenglishmajor1198 ah... yeah. The issue with the MC command scene is that they all expect you to have a degree in maths and assembly language or something. They aren't good at explaining things to newer commanders early on. I'm speaking from experience. lol
@@johnwest6690 command blocks are fairly simple,especially in pocket edition, I have made a lot of stuff with command blocks Super villager,killer Queen stand,grapling hook,lightning sword and many more,
@@zack9697 this is why I resort to placing a crafting table in front of me during pvp so the enemy will accidentally use it Free 2 hits before they realize
The song in the background is the best part. It’s the most generic part of these types of videos. I must of heard it a thousand times yet it comes back to haunt me...
So what you wanna do is throw your mouse out the fucking window carjack your nearest rideable lawnmower from your neighbors crush your mouse and then set of the governments secret doomsday device to make the entire solar system implode then your gonna rip a hole in the time space continuum to erase your mouse from the time-line and next you'll want to click- *MY FUCKING MOUSE IS GONE* oh well THEN YOUR GONNA ROB THE NEAREST NONE EXISTENT KFC AND TAKE THEIR MICKEY MOUSE PLUSHIE AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT *WHY* so you can click the mouse *but-* wait I forgot DONT FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE OR THERE WILL BE A THERMONUCLEAR VOMB CRAWLING INSIDE YOUR STOMACH LINING WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING, AND PRESS THE BELL SO YOU CAN GET A FREE COOKIE TODAY AND A NEW I-PHONE 8379485765!!!!!!!1!1!!1!1! NOW WHAT YOUR GONNA DO IS SCRUB A MCDONALD'S ON YOUR BED SHEETS AND THEN CAUSE A SUPERNOVA- *how does this help this makes no sens-* AND THEN YOUR GONNA SQUISH THE NEAREST BLACK HOLE SO YOU CAN LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE FOR FREE V BUCKS GIFTCARDS!!! 1!1!!1!1!1!1!!!!11111!!! Now onto the video! *wait what* SO YOUR GONNA THROW YOUR MOUSE OUT THE WINDOW AND RUN IT OVER WITH A LAWN MOWER FROM YOUR NEIGHBORS AND THEN PICK UP A BOX OF MC NUGGETS AT THE NEAREST MC DONALD'S OR ELSE THIS SPIDER WILL EAT YOUR EYELIDS WHILE YOU SLEEP SO SUBSCRIBE! *_S H U T U P_* ... SO YOUR- *_N O_* _SO YO-_ *SHUT* NO SHUT UP NO SOYOURNOGONNANOBDBDVDHAHSUBSCRIBNOOOORELSENPTHIS SPINODERWILLNOEATYOURNOEYELNODS- *_THAT'S IT_* *erases all of existence cutely* ... ... I wasted 15 minutes writing this help me
Actually, Calliope sampled an old 1930 song called powerhouse by Raymond Scott, and in that krabby patty making scene it’s most likely spongebob also based it off that song.
subscribe or i'll click at you irl
Whayly
No
Hi there
Don’t click me there, McYum
Lol I unsub
"Go down below and click on the virus"
free virus pog 😳😳😳
Pog
OMG!!! i wannted to get a free virus
Yes! A free virusss my life is complete
omg free virus yay
The music in the backround makes it 10x more realistic.
Becuase its modern music
whats the name PLS PLS PLS
@@mool487 You Destroy Me Trap Remix
@@mool487 Symbolism - Electro Light (NCS)
@@user-gc3iq3lh1z THANK U THANK U THANK U THANK U THANK U THANK U
"If thou cant win, its because your cps is too low"
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
Clicks go Brrrrrrrrrr
"If it looks like a woman, its not gay."
-William Shakespear, All of them.
Technoblade- The Art of Death
@@peteresoe4489 no, technoblade - art of orphan slaying
"stop making quotes I never said"
-sun Tzu, art of war
This is not made up either
"You should be getting around 30cps, which sounds like this."
*demonic chainsaw noises*
Man told his neighbours to start drilling when he says this part
"30 click per second"
Frame per second : Are you challenging me?
I have the world record at 3000 clicks per frame.
1 frame may load every minute and a half, but it till counts.
Lol
I xant get it, but 30cps is not that hardest challenge. Just drag click lol
@@anoctopusstolemytoesplease7940 it's not that easy...
i have some autoclicker BUILT into my mouse and it can only go to 10CPS
@SkypadG nah
I feel like every bad pvp tutorial in every game is just “Click them”.
JUST DO IT!
I mean it's good advice clicks are necessary...... found that out the hard way
@@meglomaniac6770 huh?
@@meglomaniac6770ill try that tip next time
I mean thats literally how you win at the video game dude. Oh you wanna know how to get headhots? Just click on the head bro. /j
"Just click the opponents!"
Bedrock users: "Guess I'll die"
Why?
@@jacobdeguzman9974 You can't very well click on console
@@ResistancePasta Windows 10 players:
@@ResistancePasta ez claps just click once than when they stop turning red hit them again and repeat way better than spamming hits if you can’t spam very well on bedrock
@@bullymegauire1642 No, I mean, console users can't click
"Have an emo skin" That's most important.
Literally every sweater approves
Change your skin to a PALE EMO-LOOKING GUY!
@Best Username mine is kinda simple lol
Leave gamerboy80 alone
No change your skin into the pinkest possible e girl looking ahh skin for a 1000% boost
"I'll literally sh*t myself to protect my KDR." Thats what I call a true gamer
"Ya im-m not doing that."
Ye
At its peak
Yes you need to hold that in
@@hootci4 I really like your pfp
"Little Emo Boy"
Gamerboy80: Wh...what did you just say
He is pretty emo tbh he sounds dead inside and he talks about drugs
@@electrolight5538 what are you talking about? He's a bundle of joy.
lmaooo
Hop in. We’re going to find the funni.
@@silverfangmc1768 aight I think you need ears
“Frick it, it might be transgender” that got me
Mcyum said trans rights and I think that’s very based of him
"Lose all social skills you may of once developed."
Me: "I'm 30 parallel universes ahead of you buddy."
Happend to me during covid
Yeaahhh that's right
I don't have social skills
Gameplay starts playing:
“ALL YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO IS CLICK AT THE PERSON”
proceeds to not hit the opponent once and gets destroyed
xD
XD
XD
XD
XD
1:07 I love how a fan in the chat said "hi McYum
This is actually a real video so he probably added this xd
Me: play Hypixel pvp
Emo guy: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
I like how the tutorial guy is the same as the guy who killed him in the beginning
So I'm not the only one who noticed
Lmao I noticed that right away and I was like ‘wait a minute’
haha instead of doing an edit i will say it down here. thanks for the likes, i guess. (also the heart)
“OI OI WHAT YOU DOING”
-Pvp Man
Sorry I only talk to important people
@@Relaxifier Sorry I can only talk to d e g e n e r a t e
I said it to someone named, not important
But they deleted their comment rip
„You should get 30cps“
my friends mouse: „brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhrhrbrhrhfbr“
"And that's how i beat Sun Tzu." -Forest Gump, Mein Kamph
you forgot the “bandicam” in the corner
Fax lmao. He got the music perfect tho.
That’s fax tho
Unregistered Hypercam2*
*top center
That music thp
"xanalpvppro"
Hmmm, this looks familiar
yes
yes
no
@@sef9189
Outta here, GamerBoy80- wait.. no! You’re even better then him!
yes
I laughed so hard I choked on my spit 0:28
you're laughing. his mouse got raped and you're laughing.
"the worse you are at talking to human the better you are at PVP"
now i know why techno is the best
Now he’s worse at talking to humans
cause he’s fucking dead
techno was never the best or even close to the best at PvP there's so many other good players much better than him
For example, Marcel / stimp would ez techno in every game mode if he was alive
Ppl only think techno is good cuz techno only played skywars
but literally if u go outside of mcyt side of Minecraft u can find tons of players who would rekt him
sorry for the paragraph had to state facts
💀
“The worse you are at talking to humans, the better.”
I guess that means I’m god then
lol
Yeah I guess I'm rule the universe now
Extroverts: i am but a microbe
Normal people: *talks in peasant*
Remember in the video god die to one hit
So rethink your life choices
Ha I'm above you
Impressive. Now do "Command blocks tutorial be like"
yes
As a datapack maker. Id be interested lol.
Whats wrong with command block tutorials?
The dudes in the video
Basically tell you to become fluent in every coding language ever before you even click on a comand block.
@@theenglishmajor1198 ah... yeah. The issue with the MC command scene is that they all expect you to have a degree in maths and assembly language or something. They aren't good at explaining things to newer commanders early on.
I'm speaking from experience. lol
@@johnwest6690 command blocks are fairly simple,especially in pocket edition,
I have made a lot of stuff with command blocks
Super villager,killer Queen stand,grapling hook,lightning sword and many more,
How to become good at pvp: Just put rgb lights in your room and you'll become a god.
sex
At 0:45 The way he says the f word completely Adds up with the music just hear it
Him saying “EWW” when he had 2 ping was so good
“Omg 999 FPS? That’s so low!”
Not to brag or anything, but my ping is my K/D and I have sky broadband
Not to brag but my ping can go up to 300
edit it actually went up over 20000 before and the game crashed after i took a screenshot of it
@@die4289 ur not based ur just cringe
@@Matth3w-wil not to brag but my FPS is equal to my IQ.
20
"Go down below and click on the virus below!"
At least he's honest about it.
Go to mcpedl to get the virus iv got the virus before then block em
Lets not forget he's also leaving in the times that he died. What an honest man.
@@malikpotts1246 what a nice man
i made the tutorial, its on my channel you can watch it
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Noob: I cAnT cLiCk Im MoBiLe
The fact that he block with his sword just brought a cold breeze of relief
Can you teach me how to PVP in 1.16 Now that I can kill god in 1.8???
Yo its P0LAND
@@drtryhard3566 gg u gained 1000000 dollars m8. Gg for being first comment
No I'm a dumass :/
Well I mean you cheated once so do it again on 1.16
HEY ITS P0LAND!
imagine being a pvp god man I wish I could be a minecraft pvp pro
Just learn w tapping and get an autoclicker macro to click at 14 cps and that’s it
Same
It's all about aim and strafing if you master both ur a pvp god
It’s a joke lol
@@iurqh you turned on my depression when you said it was a joke
Google : Do s and w tapping and practice your click per sec and do strafes and do block hitting.
Bing :
“Just click the opponent “ -McYum
The annoying background music is such a fine detail.
The background music is nice and I love it
@@ayietheaverage5886 is that a joke
@@ayietheaverage5886
I saw your username and I could see why
@@dragonshorn3613 well yea i see it everywhere i get annoyed
@@ayietheaverage5886 tf is that COD sweat type name
"Just click him" -mcyum
The ''hey guys its xanalpvppro'' did it for me i cant stop lauging
1:44 - Literally every single MCYT Channel in 2021
"Just click the damn guy"
-2012 PVP tutorials
0:18 Idk about you but the way this man says
“M i n e c r a f t P v P”
GRINDS MY GEARS
i have the feeling that he says pppXD
@@mairo5124 lol
peeveepee
Pee Bi Pee
lol
McYum never fails to make us laugh
The click on the virus one killed me XD
I had to use adfly today for 3 texture packs.
“You should be getting about 30cps. This is what it should sound like” - proceeds to break his whole setup
Theres a CPS limit in most servers
@@treshkun6257 And now with new version this is even more slow XD, but now this is not just spam
@@zack9697 this is why I resort to placing a crafting table in front of me during pvp so the enemy will accidentally use it
Free 2 hits before they realize
@@treshkun6257 Genius move
@@zack9697 only works on modes with build on like the battle royal one
Ok guys so first thing we gonna do is click and don't use a damn PHONE
**cries in phone**
@@TheBluePhoenix008 me too I cri
@@frieddicken3991 Crying inside
*_cries in pe_*
**cries in Bedrock Edition**
That background song makes it look more realistic 😂😂😂
You forgot to include those bad intros that includes their name going everywhere
The music really just pulls the whole thing together
“I am gamer man 59” ah yes, the true pvp god.
You mean 69?
@@lesykkonecky1547 no 59
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere i think u meant 320
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere ooooooo ill add that one to my collection
Wow, these videos are GOLD dude, quite amazing!
The song in the background is the best part. It’s the most generic part of these types of videos.
I must of heard it a thousand times yet it comes back to haunt me...
"I'll s*** myself just to protect my KDR"
The way he said it had me rolling. And the bleep was so worth it.
furry
@@jytvreal Yes. Furry is I.
@@GokantheHusky beastiality sure is getting trendy these days
@@jytvreal That is a huge stretch. If you think that all furries ate into bestiality, then you are sorely mistaken.
@Luke Cardoza ...That is not how the fandom works... while yes there is a dark side to it, it doesn't mean that the fandom is FILLED with them.
"You should be getting around about 30 clicks per second which sounds like this"
*proceeds to grab a chainsaw*
So what you wanna do is throw your mouse out the fucking window carjack your nearest rideable lawnmower from your neighbors crush your mouse and then set of the governments secret doomsday device to make the entire solar system implode then your gonna rip a hole in the time space continuum to erase your mouse from the time-line and next you'll want to click-
*MY FUCKING MOUSE IS GONE*
oh
well THEN YOUR GONNA ROB THE NEAREST NONE EXISTENT KFC AND TAKE THEIR MICKEY MOUSE PLUSHIE AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT
*WHY*
so you can click the mouse
*but-*
wait I forgot DONT FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE OR THERE WILL BE A THERMONUCLEAR VOMB CRAWLING INSIDE YOUR STOMACH LINING WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING, AND PRESS THE BELL SO YOU CAN GET A FREE COOKIE TODAY AND A NEW I-PHONE 8379485765!!!!!!!1!1!!1!1!
NOW WHAT YOUR GONNA DO IS SCRUB A MCDONALD'S ON YOUR BED SHEETS AND THEN CAUSE A SUPERNOVA-
*how does this help this makes no sens-*
AND THEN YOUR GONNA SQUISH THE NEAREST BLACK HOLE SO YOU CAN LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE FOR FREE V BUCKS GIFTCARDS!!! 1!1!!1!1!1!1!!!!11111!!!
Now onto the video!
*wait what*
SO YOUR GONNA THROW YOUR MOUSE OUT THE WINDOW AND RUN IT OVER WITH A LAWN MOWER FROM YOUR NEIGHBORS AND THEN PICK UP A BOX OF MC NUGGETS AT THE NEAREST MC DONALD'S OR ELSE THIS SPIDER WILL EAT YOUR EYELIDS WHILE YOU SLEEP SO SUBSCRIBE!
*_S H U T U P_*
...
SO YOUR-
*_N O_*
_SO YO-_
*SHUT*
NO
SHUT UP
NO
SOYOURNOGONNANOBDBDVDHAHSUBSCRIBNOOOORELSENPTHIS SPINODERWILLNOEATYOURNOEYELNODS-
*_THAT'S IT_*
*erases all of existence cutely*
...
...
I wasted 15 minutes writing this help me
@@quicklight7611 *helps him*
@@equilibrum999 thank you
@@quicklight7611 amazing. all the stars in the universe out of 5
This information is x100 better that the information they give me at school.
Love Your Videos Keep It Up Hahahah ❤️❤️
My friend: Why are you so good at Minecraft pvp
Me: It’s... complicated
Yeah right
69 LIKES KEEP IT THERE
Im the 69 likes BTW
"You guys wanna click on the people"
*Understandable. Have a nice day*
What is night day
@@LegendGaming-du1gh totes he said nice day
@@haoyun_ he literly said night day
@@GlitchRat1 he did a typo lol
I know that but it doesnt say nice does it
“Just click”
1.9: oh, I don’t think so
Thanks for mcyum not actually making the background audio that loud
or else rip to my gd dang ear
"ILL SHIT MYSELF TO PROTECT MY KDR" every call of duty player
fr
Actually, Calliope sampled an old 1930 song called powerhouse by Raymond Scott, and in that krabby patty making scene it’s most likely spongebob also based it off that song.
@@themingthing8364 What the fvck
Agreed LOL
@@themingthing8364 brush this is about cod
*"START A UA-cam CHANNEL AND DO PVP COMMENTARIES WHERE YOU TALK ABOUT LITERALLY NOTHING FOR 20 MINUTES"* 😂
Best part of the video
With earrape in the background
Nothing its the lack of anything
EARS
Let’s be honest it’s kinds true
The bass booster makes it a million times better
NEED THE SONG SO I CAN DO DIS
dude this video helped me alot with pvp thank u so much and now im a god at pvp
“Hey guys it’s xanalpvppro”
I can’t stop laughing and it’s 2:00 AM... *HELP*
Heyadude why are you quitting your channel your animations are great
@@uiopuiop3472I’m not into doing stop motion that much anymore
@@WcoopW That is sad. I'd suggest checking 64 bit out. He gives good inspiration
I’m your 300th like!
The abnoxious loud music in the background makes it perfect
Ikr.
Yea
@@zylnexxd842 what s the name again
30 CPS!
Hit cooldowns: "well actually-"
the xanal part literally made me spit out my water
“I’ll literally sh*t myself to save my kd”
Felt that.
The shit?
Was the shit creamy?
Describe the texture.
@@KILLRXNOEVIRUS Corn
@@roytheidiot4844 👁👄👁
Wow.... Now I know how to play Minecraft from video =p
Make sure you follow the cps
Yeee
ok
0 likes?! I’ll change that
You have a emo skin?
This guy predicted the Mojang loading screen being dark themed
Mcyum: hello emo boy.
Emo boy: you missed up.
The music in the background is so accurate 😭
Song name : symbolism
So emos only exist to be a minecraft pvp god, sounds about right.
Mirai is bb
yea
are you saying technoblade, dream and every pvp god in the universe are emos
@Retendo both are good, don’t start an argument-
@@azureaqua_1177 you. Just did
I haven’t laughed this hard in years lol
"Okay guys so when you are pvp remember to never give in to toilet temp temptation"
bedrock pvp be like:
“ALL YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO IS CLICK AT THE PERSON”
Bedrock pvp players always have the most edgy looking skins and a lot have auto clicker on
@@iisajudge5671 isn't that the majority pvp community? Just people with eboy and egirl and emo skins? ( Sry for bad English )
That doesn't work anymore, because of shields.
@@iisajudge5671 I have a white and black recolour of BBH's skin with slightly different proportions and without eyes. Does that count as edgy ?
Lol bedrock has a lot of hackers too
“You should be getting about 30cps which sounds like this:”
*THE FIERY PITS OF HELL HAVE OPENED*
What’s the song called?
i can hear the distant voices of "he is just one shot"
This is just hilarious 💀
Damn he really did gamerboy80 like that 😂
Knowing gamerboy80 he will probably laugh
Gamer man 59
Bad pvp tutorials in a nutshell: Random bullcrap, go!
@@crystaldragon3491 ikr
bull**** you mean but i get it
funniest vid ive seen so far
Nobody :
Minecraft youtube tutorial 2013 :
"I'll s*** myself to protect my KDR"
JOJOOOOOOO. ZA WARUDO, TOKI WA TOMARE
7 year old searching: *pvp God how to good Minecraft terraria copy for kids of childy*
Im that child
Lol
@@2zazzy litetary :)
Am that chiald
Ima search that exact sentence and see what happens
This Guys content just keeps getting better and better!
Me: **tries to watch mcyum at night without my parents knowing**
His loud ass voice: *b o n j o u r*
“Click on the virus down below”
Me: click on it to kill it or download it?
Underrated
Just click it
Yes
the background music is too accurate I'm getting flashbacks
“WAiT tHiS ShIT WorKS” me when I boot up my old computer lol
"always remember do not give in to TOILET TEMPTASHON"
Me before gamerman59's video: *gets one-shotted in an insant*
Me after the video: *can one shot with only a fist*
Ok
Plot twist: He asked you to click at the virus so that you could pvp it
Lol
xD
Why is this underated its an good joke actually i wasnt expecting it lmao
F
1:01
1:02
Him saying "i dont wanna be in it :D" makes it even funnier
Background music really adds to it
The title is wrong, its supposed to say, "good minecraft pvp tutorials be like"
Seems like it worked
@Enzo Chan are you challenging me mortal
I made the 69 upside down and made it 96
@@pysictube8387 sorry to tell you but 69 upside down is still 69
McYum be like: "finally. some good f*cking virus."
China be like: Finally. Some good fucking virus
@@audreydelaughter4320 oh I noticed only now holy shit calm down bro
1:36 Mcyum said trans rights it’s a good day today
The energy he had when he saw the 2 ping.