BEARS vs ZOMBIES | Mist Survival
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- Опубліковано 31 сер 2018
- I'll take the ZOMBIES over the BEARS any day!!
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Mark: “He seems friendly”
Also Mark: *pulls out knife to stab man in the back*
I love his reaction of when the rocks fall
Mark: *Stops talking and stares at rock for a second*
I mean... It was sucpicsious...
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 We found the imposter
It's like Jack Sparrow with the Crabs
Edit: he just needs to lick the rocks now
Thanks for explaining everything
Mark- “im go lie down for an hour, bleed out, lose all my stuff, then teleport home”... seems legit
Adapt over come survive
Christopher Terzakos didn’t seem like he survived lol
*Seems like "Keep Inventory" Minecraft to me*
Improvise, Adapt , overcome
"What are you doing on the roof? You don't even have a fiddle." - The best thing I've heard in 2018
Danielle Tyger
That line had me laughing my ass off!!!
Wonder how many people were scratching there heads going "Huh??"
@mimi love Hey there,
Nice!! What's actually funnier is that it was a nod to a 1971 movie directed by Norman Jewison, Called funnily enough... Fiddler on the Roof. Great movie, a tiny bit before my time, But I enjoyed it immensely... I hope you give it a try :)
I love that movie too. I even saw it when the drama club did it back when I was in middle school and they did a really good job
Amar Ubhi lol not me fiddler on the roof is a great movie
Eh
Wise man once said, *BEEF CAN LASTS LONG TIME WITHOUT SPOIL*
MyPhoneFlips ?
Yesssssss$
I READ THAT JUST AS HE SAID IT!!!
24:40. "There's no bears, there's no zombies, there's no bandits, there's no..." *Bear seen in the middle distance. Mark goes stealthy crouch with fish face. It wasn't very effective...*
Best reaction....both from Mark and the bear XD
Volmaaral Dovahkiin hahaha that's like the. Funniest part
Lmao ikr
Mark crouching behind someone's house yelling at them 'all your frRiendsss are dEaAAaaaad!' was a lot funnier than it probably should have been to me
24:40 "there's no bears, there's no zombies, there's no bandits--"
*immediately spots bear*
CROSSING MY FINGERS FOR THIS TO BE ANIMATED
HECK YEAH PIGGY_ GIRL 😆😆😆😆😆😆
@@yeetmeat3085 love Love LOVE YOUR USERNAME
Thx😆😆😆😆
I SHALL ANIMATE THIS!!!
@@numbundy8078 YEEESH!!! I BESTOW UPON YOU MY BEST WISHES 😂😂
WHY DID THE FIRST BEAR SCARE THE LIFE OUT OF ME OMG
That's how bears fight zombs
That's a part of encountering bears
That happened to me too
Me to lol
Same xD
When you tell your uncle you brought your phone on the camping trip 17:16
Game: It is dangerous to travel through fog
Mark: Let's travel through fog
Markiplier 2018
*Attempts to capture camp with knife and blueberries when enemies had guns....*
Logan Martin don’t bring a knife to a gun fight
Pro tip allways bring a knife too a gun fight
Jimmy Nord tip for or from pros? Legit question that needs a timed answer...
Those dumbasses brought a gun to a knife fight
AND ALMOST SUCCEEDED.
-Starts singing this great nations anthem- -suddenly stops- "Did I forget my gas can?" -immediately cuts to commercial-
Its like the TBC meme
Matt Shears happened to me aswell 😂😂
Sane
'Merica
Matt Shears How do you write your text like this? (Pls respond properly 😀)
33:57 "Yeah, I'm gonna get rid of a raw potato."
Sean *in the distance* : How dare you just discard my child!
Knowing Sean, he'd probably use the vernacular "my baby boy" or something.
Not to be THAT guy but Seàn
30:37 - 32:08
True Insanity.
Also better with your eyes closed.
Jay Bish we go mono mono one two three it’s like a mono 69
M O N O
Vaas: *happy mohawk noises*
Holy shit that bear came out of nobear
No but seriously it scared the shit outta me
No shit
Vidzarc fact
Silence can be grislyeading
Same XD
Ba-tum-dzzz!!
We used to have a student teacher called Mr. Behr in band, .. every time Mark calls the bear Mr. Bear I can’t help but imagine my skinny little instructor, ponytail and bow tie in all, trying to beat him to death with his saxophone.
Lol
pkslider725 I think I’d actually die if that happened lol
Ok, hold on a minute... you get attacked by bears, zombies, *a machine gun....*
And all you do is fall unconscious. You don't die, or go into shock... or get eaten... ??
WOW this game is polite.
The game takes place in Canada
@@ianstiehl1994 good one lmao
D&D logic 😆
Proceeds to grab a man by the shoulder and stab him in the eye, penitrating his skull and lodging the knife so far into his brain to ensure a painful quick death
"I've got enough matches." *throws away ALL the matches*
"There's no bears. There's no zombies. There's no bandits. There's no-..............AAAAAAAHHHHHHH NO BEARRRR BEAR PLEASE!"
Lmao
STOP BREAKING MY KAYAK! BEAR ....... B E A R R R
That time Mark killed a man for some broccoli.
Remember when he bombed an entire city for a slice of cake?
Sounds like mark
He had a potato!!! He was asking for it !
And a potatoe... Jack would be proud.
Mark: they have a gun
Also mark: they're probably friendly
My brain: hes gonna die
Mark: gets shot
and he respawns how bout that
The bandit didn’t even flinch just instantly mowed him down 😂
i lost my mind over the "cheater" thing lmfao. "ill just pray to god to turn up the brightness next time i go camping" i lost it, lmfao.
the fact that it was slightly zoomed in on his face as well
"Mono 69"
"One and one. Two plus two. Why not make it 3?"
"Turns out you got mono back"
"Ive got the mono"
😂😂😂😂😂
The mantra killed that last Zombie
Damn, yeah
I was gonna comment mono69 too.. HAHAHAAA. laughed hard at that lol
Please make this a series, I beg of you
Ranger Virion plzzzzzx
we all would like it mark
Plzzzz merk
Do it!
Ranger Virion if this gets 202 likes markiplier has to make this a series
Mark logic: I'm severely wounded and I'm bleeding... let's take a nap. :)
24:40 lmao when he screamed it made it seem as if his little character was screaming while running it was perfect hahah
*OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT, WHAT SO PROOOUUUUDLY WE HAI-* Did i forget my gas can?
*Markiplier 2018*
Time link?
Markiplier-the guy who remembers his gas can when being patriotic
-"Ok I'm going out on my patrol now."
-"Wait...It's dangerous out there. Take these potatoes and broccoli."
**The two men nod at each other in agreement**
😂 This comment made my hour.
*HAPPY HOUR*
more like power hour......oopsy jacksepticeye is coming......
OR, if these two men are at 100 percent bond, one of them will try to entice the other while in the helicopter. please tell me someone gets this
XD
Mark: *starts singing American National Anthem*
Mark mid-anthem: "Did I forget my gas-can?"
ADD, the most american of all traits.
YES
Favorite part by far
I was right at that part lmao
Ah, yes - our gas, the one thing any american will stop singing the anthem to think about.
This aged so hilariously
Please keep doing playthroughs of this! The developer is putting in a lot of work and has much more in store for individuals who play this game. Much like what you did for subnautica I think you could be a huge help in getting this game to take off even further! The reviews are already overwhelmingly positive!
Alex Butay I know I am late to this, but I enjoyed this game and would like him to keep playing it...
yo im even later. but im bouta buy it seems fun af
I can keep the party going here
I can keep the party going
Hi
You are carrying with you, 2 whole backpacks that you somehow managed to fit an entire tree inside both of them without breaking it or anything AND you can still run and jump as if you weren't carrying anything....IN 46 C temperature?!!?!?
No. I do not accept this.
Correction: TWO trees.
DragoNate Green Hell would be more your speed then.
Basiclly realistic minecraft
Well other video games have the same inventory idea like stuffing an rpg, an axe, and an heavy machine gun into your pocket so yeah...
Better than GTA, carrying thousands of rounds of ammo and every kind of gun under the sun, in your back pocket
Tell that to Link or any rpg protagonists
Please play some more of this game. This been one of the funniest games I have seen you play in a long time. Also, bears... bears everywhere.
*Update: More bears. More zombies. He should play again.
17:14 - 18:00 I haven't laughed this hard for while.
Thanks Mark.
3:24 I really want this in a video game when I take damage...
Bear: yeusss ima get chuuuuuu
Mark: I SHALL NEVER DIEEEE
Mark is this gonna be a series if it is im gonna laugh so much when there's a bear chasing you or a zombie chasing you😂😂
does that title count as clickbait because I was expecting a goofy game where you play as a bear and fight zombies
hulksmash 342 me too
Would up vote for this
@@wowguy1243 yeah true
wtf
15:25
What is this? A blue-bear-ry, perfect.
that is insdeed one of the most awesome and perfect comment i have ever seen lol
Mark: I'm going to put away everything I don't need right now.
Puts away everything he needs
"Say can you see!
By the dawns early light
What so proudly we hail-
Wait did i forget my gas can? O_O"
Dude yes
Bears vs Zombies
The new chapter to The Walking Dead
Do you like Undertale? The shirt of the character in your profile pic reminds me of Undertale
@@SergioPerez-vm8zw well my UA-cam channels AU was going to be undertale so I gave her that shirt but I changed the AU so it's not undertale and it's original but I kept the shirt on her bc to me I liked the style, and yes I do
Maddies Mega Life i liked your comment sub me please i sub you too
Help I need 13.6k subs by the end of this week or my two girlfriends will leave me for my brother Adrian!
Bears! Charging down the ravine
Eyes glowing bright as they tear out your spleen
Over the mountains they fly with a roar
Wherever they go, the bears just leave gore!
Bears! Standing tall in the woods
They'll bite off your face if you're up to no good
Claws leaving scars, giant teeth tearing skin
Fur on the outside and darkness within!
Beware the shadows that slink out of sight
The noises you hear will fill you with fright
Tonight the bears are hungry. (hungry...)
Tonight you will not escape. (no escape...)
Listening to you as you say your prayers -
Evil bears with deadly stares
Ripping you apart to protect what's theirs -
There is no escape from the furious bears!
Hunters away! Stalking their prey!
Track deep in the woods, to skin and to slay
They'll never catch up to the treacherous bears
Leading the hunters back to their lairs
Look up in the forest, and what do you see?
The face of a bear that's watching for thee
Stand still, never budge, or the end will come quick
Don't make a sound, don't break a twig
Many ways you can die, torn limb from limb
Being eaten by a bear would be especially grim
BEARS! Watching you...
BEARS! You're just food for...
BEARS! Death comes slow when you're attacked by...
BEARS! Live to kill...
BEARS! Blood will spill...
BEARS! Children eaten by the giant...
BEARS!
Setting a trap will lead to your death
You'll wake up in its jaws, you'll stop drawing breath
Tonight the bears surround you. (Surround you...)
Tonight there will be blood. (YOUR BLOOD!)
Hunters away! Stalking their prey!
Track deep in the woods, to skin and to slay
They'll never catch up to the treacherous bears
Leading the hunters back to their lairs
EDIT: I had no idea this got so many likes, Thanks guys 🤘
Make sure to check out the band Nekrogoblikon, this is the lyrics to their song "Bears".
Nekrogoblikon
This comment needs to be more appreciated. This is the best poem I have ever heard, no joke.
Is this from 'kids' cause if it is, you're the greatest
Another comment to go into my "top 20 favorite/best UA-cam comments of all time"
I can't explain how amazing this comment is
'The day or reckoning is at hand, fucko' is singlehandedly the funniest thing Mark has ever said
**demonic muttering about mono** **sudden silence** “Alright, glad that’s over”
...yeah so are we
this is going to be my new ringtone
That bear legitimately scared the absolute shit out of me.😂
Taylor Chambers me too lol
I yelped out of fear 😂😂
The BearS AND The Zombies SCared The Shit Outta Me
Same
man, I wish, during his little "no cheating" bit, his character was attacked and killed by a bear
I would just find it amusing
😂😂😂
when I saw this comment I saw the no cheating but lmao
@@Breadd__ ...I have absolutely no memory of ever watching this video or of making this comment
@@crpineo wat
@@Breadd__ seriously, I don't remember anything in this video, or making a comment about it
every time mark was running away from the bears and zombies I like yeeted myself outta there
The sound he made after killing the guy with the gun cracked me up, and the fact that we can’t see him made it even better 😂
I can't tell if it's funnier when he's complaining and we can't see him or when we can see him 😂
19:18 Mark: "A forge? A forge??"
Me: "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?"
Stephanie Dominguez WHERE’S THE CYCLOPS!!
Woah you must be here long enough to get this reference
WHY IS HE USING A KEY ON THE LADDER???
I was Worried about the zombies......XD HE gets killed my bears and regular people
Mark: Did I forget my gas can?
YT Ad: *My choices are smart*
Damn I’m a little bit sad that your not a Bear fighting zombies
Same, I thought this was gonna be a plants vs zombies kinda thing lol
I also thought that!!
3:15 Pro-tip: punch trees to harvest blood and sinew.
Blood from your bAre fIStS, BrUTallY iMPactIng tHe tREe
Thank you I needed this helpful tip
Where can I get some marrow
Blue Lunatic attack the boulders eventually youll get some
@@rangertastic9467 cliff works better
Mark: *Sees loot*
*GET IN MY BELLLLLYYYYYYYY*
“What doesn’t kill you make you stronger. Except bears. Bears will kill you.”
- my History teacher’s mug
Telling me Mark played this for over an hour and never crafted a single thing?
Incredible concentration
*Sees comment and tries to resist the forces of sarcasm that grow within me but fails in the end.*
40 mins = over an hour?
(Sorry, I really am.)
He played for over an hour....what we're seeing is just edited footage of the stream. It's not hard to understand.
@@Insandom
It isn't but bears
There's several parts of the video where you can clearly see cuts. How hard is it to piece together that he streamed for over an hour, and just cut out the empty parts (i.e. just travelling around and the like).
The only thing that the bear wanted, was a hug from you.
Avandor it tore open his leg
Same with zombies
@The Sad Pinekone lol
I’m pretty sure that’s what all of us want
@The Sad Pinekone The truth in this comment.
I wish Mark would play this again. They really updated a lot of bugs and it's a much better experience now
17:18 - 18:01 Omg! That one threw me off. Lol. 🤣
17:16 *Oh Yea ImA pray to god and ask him to turn thd brightness on in the night NOOOOOOO!* XD BEST PART 👌😂
CHEATED?!?!? I-IN MY *FARM* ?!?!?!?
@@JustSomeGuyWithNoMaidens xDDDD
That still has me dying at work
Yeah, he had a Wilford Warstash moment there.
Kinda cringe
Game: execute button
Mark: Butt stabber
THE CRAZED BUTT STABBER
@@galacticdestroyer2569 I think he prefers for that to be called "getting souped"
Mark! I need more of this. Please, it’s been two weeks
3 weeks!
I think mark unconcious too many times till it gets permanently
Sup lol
Two years!
Love how he got all this way and never even opened the other crafting menu once, even with the on-screen prompts for it :P
How to make your day better
Watch markiplier
Always
Yessss
He goes from saying he won't cheat to scolding someone not to cheat
Game developers should play that clip at the beginning of their games 😂
And not roll back to his age of using noclip in SCP Containment Breach. O:-)
I Agree.....Hacks even hurt gaming communities 😓😟😔😢R.I.P.
Just Survive PVE ....
It murdered the server I played on when the MMO Age of Wushu came out. There was an entire clan of hackers and if you contested them, you paid for it... So half the server was allied with them.
@@CageNightwind i loved age of wushu do people still play that game
+Soul Seeker34
From what I understand it;s just a small knit community of casual dedicated players..the school raids and shit don't even go down.
But there is hope... They're working on an HD remaster of Wushu and also an Age of Wushu 2... Should be hitting China soon enough... Hope we get them here. :)
idk why this is my favorite one recently I've watched it a billion times. He also does the kayak girl impression perfect. 10/10
*rock rolls down a hill*
Mark: *stops and looks suspicously*
Mark: i dont know where your falling from but i dont like it...
*rock falls in Mark’s path*
Mark: ???
Mark: Rock evil?
Mark: Evil fallen rock?
Mark: Where rock come from?
Mark: Where rock go?
Mark: What rock for?
Mark: What rock do?
Blaine yeah, he totally would!
But why is rock?
Is rock rock?
Mark:I am just going to sleep by this haybail
Game: you are unconscious
Mark:(how could this happen to me I made my mistakes)
Me poor Mark
Raven Blasdell I FOUND YOU HAHHAHHA MWAHAHHAAHAHA
“I warned you once I won’t warn you twice!”
Mark: "You don't even have a fiddle!"
Me, as I remember the joys of being a part of Fiddler On The Roof Jr. in seventh grade (back when I was innocent): I love you for that
30:02
I see Mark is going back to his soup delivering days.
Tiago Quintas SOUPP
spoopy soupin
I need a Lixian animation of this *right now*
Lmfao, the last two minutes of this video is just pure beautiful chaos. I love it. A bear attack would have been the cherry on top after the zombies
Mark's reaction to a bear I feel is the most realistic reaction ever.
Mark-CHEATIN!!! IN MY FARM?? CHEATIN!!??
ME- MARK 2018❤😂
Plants Vs. Zombies Pff... I ONLY PLAY BEARS VS. ZOMBIES
SOMEONE MUST MAKE THAT GAME
crazy gurl i liked your comment sub me please i sub you too
Yeah XD pvz are sellouts
@@chosenslaveoftheeternal its already been made
crazy gurl how *DARE YOU* PVZ BSTGMEVRMYD
Mark should consider picking this game back up soon. I've heard it's been updated a few times and at the very least there's a boss fight.
hoping for that too :(
“Why can’t I sleep on the shag side?!”
Do you want fleas? Cos that’s how you get fleas 😬
Im suprised mark survived this long in the woods
Hes already insane so it works out 😂
"BY THE dawn's-did I forget my gas can?" *immediately cuts to ad*
Couldn’t be more American than that.
Nonetheless, a McDonald's ad.
lmao
32:07 zombie suicided because of Mark's manos 😂
Mark: doesn’t remember how he got wounded
Me: the bear attack must’ve given him memory loss
So in other words Mark has... Amnesia
I'll leave now
28:44 Why you sad? Why mad? When you can be.....
*glad*
Bear why are you breaking my kayak?!
PLEASE BEAR
NO BEAR NO!
Stop it bear!
*BEAR!*
Midnight Wolfie this is the greatest comment on the Internet
I CLENCHED MY BUTT CHEEKS WHEN THE ZOMBIES STARTED RUNNING
For your butt's safety... never play Left 4 Dead games.
Also there scream
Anybody else internally screaming at mark to get inside before it gets dark?
Who else wants Mark To make this into a series. Because i do! 😁😁
I'm probably gonna end up dying of laughter though, but it'll be worth it.
Oh say can you bear,
Bear bear bear bear bear bear
Bear bear bear bear bear bear
Why you eating my kayak
It doesn't even taste good
You're supposed to go sleep
Please go away bear
I'll spray you with mace
Oh say is that bad bear still eating my boat
O'er the land of the bear
And the home of the bear
I LOVE YOU XD
Lol
Lol
Lol
The whole zombie attacking part had me in tears. 😂😂😂😂😂
This game has come a bloody long way :)
It's amazing now!!
Mark: *starts singing*
Me: You’re doing great sweetie!
Peachy Unicorn XD
*Mark sings the national anthem*
"Did I forget my gas can?"
*Ad plays*
Edit: Thank you guys so much for all of these likes! I really do appreciate it!
This is the content I came here for. XD
bored? .anyone?
you can find on amazon: teaching books (paramedic), emergency cases, bags, all kind of equipment. time 2 learn first aid measures + emergency medical services.
good jobs 4 kids: youth firefighter program. junior firefighter training activities. junior program ems !
giveaways? sponsoring + support? (4 friends, employees, customers etc.) first aid or medic courses, medical literature, + psychological first aid, equipment? (one way keyring resuscitation masks, pocket masks, AED, nitrile gloves (hygienics, diseases, protection), ambu bags?, CPR simulators? stifnecks?, diagnostic lamps, pulse oximeters, stab protection vest, cs gas defense spray, bulletproof vest, seatbelt cutter etc.)
smoke detectors? carbon monoxide detectors? fire blanket, structural fire prevention? fire suppression systems? + installation? instructions?
infrared sight 4 lifeguards, firefighters or first responders?
3 amazing tools: portable hydraulic strongarm 4 firefighters etc, hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc)
there are more amazing tools!
fire extinguishers 4 everyone? every home? (+ child safety device!) + fireproof clothing? + cap, gloves, safety glasses etc
(note: there are different types of fire extinguishers and application fields! powder, foam, water etc)
become a paramedic instructor in future? firefighter? + pump operator (+ driver) ? high angle rescuer? ambulance driver or nurse?
surgery nurse? geriatric nurse? ambulatory care?
(+ specializations? in several areas? wound care management, hygienics, instructor, first aid etc)
midwife? or dental assistant ?
shuttle service? (disabled people, seniors, wheelchair user)
towing service or animal protection ?
at least
support animal welfare organizations? sponsorships??
(animal aid unlimited org, hsi org, sea shepherd org)
animal shelters in your area need money 4 food, maintenance work, expansion, staff, new vehicles, security staff, etc.
trips? beach trips? parks? poor dogs :(
(create new jobs? build new sanctuaries?)
or go vegan ?
potato, zucchini, paprika, cucumber, tomato, rice, fries, ketchup, baked bread etc?
hey its animal friendly :)
support a protectory? orphanage ? (money 4 disneyland trips or playstation 4?,,
parking problems? smart parking solution com
think about the environment. in your city. seriously
stop abortions? change laws?
increasing homelessness and pollution = main problems.
time 4 serious solutions!
time 2 build new quarters? + assisted living ? (board and care homes)
+ medical examinations, checkups etc? care + support + coaching + social integration + employment etc?
easy jobs?
clean-up operations?
bushes, parks, streets, lakes?, harbors?, seas?, coasts?, oceans?
(you can use hand nets, nitrile gloves. self protection!)
a professional diver could collect and remove the plastic waste in the waters.
the more the better!
governments or people should hire diving schools, professional divers, companies etc
or maybe visit a diving school? become a diver? 4 mother nature ...
(the plastic trash that floats in the world's oceans actually decompose and release potentially toxic substances into the water)
,,,,,
What was the ad for?
@@dark-skythedemon8169 ball park hot dogs xD
Josiah Banks that's odd
15:40
I quote this every day
People think I’m crazy
Mark " i like to asuume the best out of people" also Mark "i didnt know there was an exicute button"!? xD
Someone needs to animate this
*all of it*
I am one of those people that would just look at the bear,thinking it's cute...while it's coming towards me to deliver a deathblow.
Alissa S, I would run towards it.
Paladin Boyd With my katana drawn.
Danger Dash, I don’t own one, I do have a type two phaser. I could set to level 8 and hope for the best.
I would accept my fate to cuteness
You'll be the first to perish by having a *-kanata-* and not a *katana*
this game needs co op
32:05
That zombie???
Same dude! That’s how I feel right now at college! Just wanna flop out of existence😂.
Ah, your videos always make me laugh.