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  • @tobee3223
    @tobee3223 6 років тому +625

    I love his reaction of when the rocks fall
    Mark: *Stops talking and stares at rock for a second*

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 роки тому +16

      I mean... It was sucpicsious...

    • @sk3tch_art1st35
      @sk3tch_art1st35 4 роки тому +13

      @@lordbanetheplayer8844 We found the imposter

    • @murffyzlaw
      @murffyzlaw 3 роки тому +8

      It's like Jack Sparrow with the Crabs
      Edit: he just needs to lick the rocks now

    • @walterrising4276
      @walterrising4276 2 роки тому +5

      Thanks for explaining everything

  • @ethanwheatthin2450
    @ethanwheatthin2450 4 роки тому +472

    Mark: “He seems friendly”
    Also Mark: *pulls out knife to stab man in the back*

  • @danielletyger6817
    @danielletyger6817 6 років тому +2181

    "What are you doing on the roof? You don't even have a fiddle." - The best thing I've heard in 2018

    • @rebbelwivcause
      @rebbelwivcause 6 років тому +16

      Danielle Tyger
      That line had me laughing my ass off!!!
      Wonder how many people were scratching there heads going "Huh??"

    • @rebbelwivcause
      @rebbelwivcause 6 років тому +17

      @mimi love Hey there,
      Nice!! What's actually funnier is that it was a nod to a 1971 movie directed by Norman Jewison, Called funnily enough... Fiddler on the Roof. Great movie, a tiny bit before my time, But I enjoyed it immensely... I hope you give it a try :)

    • @rachaelthorne9267
      @rachaelthorne9267 6 років тому +4

      I love that movie too. I even saw it when the drama club did it back when I was in middle school and they did a really good job

    • @brendajohasson2694
      @brendajohasson2694 6 років тому +2

      Amar Ubhi lol not me fiddler on the roof is a great movie

    • @brennonhemsworth8973
      @brennonhemsworth8973 5 років тому +1

      Eh

  • @team4star1
    @team4star1 6 років тому +917

    Mark- “im go lie down for an hour, bleed out, lose all my stuff, then teleport home”... seems legit

    • @christopherterzakos6118
      @christopherterzakos6118 4 роки тому +18

      Adapt over come survive

    • @wirtz7223
      @wirtz7223 4 роки тому +6

      Christopher Terzakos didn’t seem like he survived lol

    • @Meh-nv6id
      @Meh-nv6id 3 роки тому +5

      *Seems like "Keep Inventory" Minecraft to me*

    • @UR_Bum007
      @UR_Bum007 3 роки тому +7

      Improvise, Adapt , overcome

  • @mlrpgmaster318
    @mlrpgmaster318 6 років тому +133

    Please play some more of this game. This been one of the funniest games I have seen you play in a long time. Also, bears... bears everywhere.

    • @jagzfl6953
      @jagzfl6953 6 років тому

      *Update: More bears. More zombies. He should play again.

  • @lauryngilbert2564
    @lauryngilbert2564 6 років тому +600

    WHY DID THE FIRST BEAR SCARE THE LIFE OUT OF ME OMG

  • @volmaaraldovahkiin5346
    @volmaaraldovahkiin5346 6 років тому +195

    24:40. "There's no bears, there's no zombies, there's no bandits, there's no..." *Bear seen in the middle distance. Mark goes stealthy crouch with fish face. It wasn't very effective...*

    • @isaacaustin864
      @isaacaustin864 6 років тому +3

      Best reaction....both from Mark and the bear XD

    • @swagmuffin1612
      @swagmuffin1612 6 років тому +1

      Volmaaral Dovahkiin hahaha that's like the. Funniest part

    • @saltysaltine6116
      @saltysaltine6116 6 років тому

      Lmao ikr

  • @Caitlin409
    @Caitlin409 6 років тому +182

    24:40 "there's no bears, there's no zombies, there's no bandits--"
    *immediately spots bear*

  • @Mad_S
    @Mad_S 6 років тому +256

    -Starts singing this great nations anthem- -suddenly stops- "Did I forget my gas can?" -immediately cuts to commercial-

  • @rileym2203
    @rileym2203 6 років тому +165

    CROSSING MY FINGERS FOR THIS TO BE ANIMATED

    • @yeetmeat3085
      @yeetmeat3085 6 років тому +2

      HECK YEAH PIGGY_ GIRL 😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @rileym2203
      @rileym2203 6 років тому +4

      @@yeetmeat3085 love Love LOVE YOUR USERNAME

    • @yeetmeat3085
      @yeetmeat3085 6 років тому +2

      Thx😆😆😆😆

    • @numbundy8078
      @numbundy8078 6 років тому +5

      I SHALL ANIMATE THIS!!!

    • @rileym2203
      @rileym2203 6 років тому +1

      @@numbundy8078 YEEESH!!! I BESTOW UPON YOU MY BEST WISHES 😂😂

  • @cherryredinterloper8520
    @cherryredinterloper8520 6 років тому +449

    Please make this a series, I beg of you

  • @risksandhope1849
    @risksandhope1849 3 роки тому +63

    Mark crouching behind someone's house yelling at them 'all your frRiendsss are dEaAAaaaad!' was a lot funnier than it probably should have been to me

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 6 років тому +667

    -"Ok I'm going out on my patrol now."
    -"Wait...It's dangerous out there. Take these potatoes and broccoli."
    **The two men nod at each other in agreement**

    • @firestone8274
      @firestone8274 6 років тому +15

      😂 This comment made my hour.

    • @aebious8886
      @aebious8886 6 років тому +4

      *HAPPY HOUR*

    • @firestone8274
      @firestone8274 6 років тому +4

      more like power hour......oopsy jacksepticeye is coming......

    • @roachm.b.sanderson8932
      @roachm.b.sanderson8932 6 років тому +3

      OR, if these two men are at 100 percent bond, one of them will try to entice the other while in the helicopter. please tell me someone gets this

    • @ludwinc4951
      @ludwinc4951 6 років тому +1

      XD

  • @CoreKatalyst
    @CoreKatalyst 6 років тому +44

    We used to have a student teacher called Mr. Behr in band, .. every time Mark calls the bear Mr. Bear I can’t help but imagine my skinny little instructor, ponytail and bow tie in all, trying to beat him to death with his saxophone.

    • @zachayoub3737
      @zachayoub3737 6 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @CoreKatalyst
      @CoreKatalyst 6 років тому

      pkslider725 I think I’d actually die if that happened lol

  • @katiemae3330
    @katiemae3330 6 років тому +264

    "There's no bears. There's no zombies. There's no bandits. There's no-..............AAAAAAAHHHHHHH NO BEARRRR BEAR PLEASE!"
    Lmao

    • @lambrodini.-.7457
      @lambrodini.-.7457 6 років тому +7

      STOP BREAKING MY KAYAK! BEAR ....... B E A R R R

  • @funnytitle8850
    @funnytitle8850 4 роки тому +59

    When you tell your uncle you brought your phone on the camping trip 17:16

  • @jimhalpert6302
    @jimhalpert6302 6 років тому +787

    Holy shit that bear came out of nobear
    No but seriously it scared the shit outta me

  • @altra972
    @altra972 6 років тому +162

    Wise man once said, *BEEF CAN LASTS LONG TIME WITHOUT SPOIL*

  • @R_Cooper05
    @R_Cooper05 6 років тому +739

    Mark is this gonna be a series if it is im gonna laugh so much when there's a bear chasing you or a zombie chasing you😂😂

  • @alexbutay7085
    @alexbutay7085 6 років тому +89

    Please keep doing playthroughs of this! The developer is putting in a lot of work and has much more in store for individuals who play this game. Much like what you did for subnautica I think you could be a huge help in getting this game to take off even further! The reviews are already overwhelmingly positive!

  • @ParagonQuille
    @ParagonQuille 6 років тому +198

    *OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT, WHAT SO PROOOUUUUDLY WE HAI-* Did i forget my gas can?
    *Markiplier 2018*

  • @jennifercavenee7572
    @jennifercavenee7572 6 років тому +624

    That time Mark killed a man for some broccoli.

  • @gracecarnal7624
    @gracecarnal7624 6 років тому +195

    "Mono 69"
    "One and one. Two plus two. Why not make it 3?"
    "Turns out you got mono back"
    "Ive got the mono"
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @HuyV
      @HuyV 6 років тому +2

      The mantra killed that last Zombie

    • @leth3143
      @leth3143 6 років тому

      Damn, yeah

    • @rebbelwivcause
      @rebbelwivcause 6 років тому

      I was gonna comment mono69 too.. HAHAHAAA. laughed hard at that lol

  • @Kk-cj8gy
    @Kk-cj8gy 4 роки тому +432

    Mark: they have a gun
    Also mark: they're probably friendly
    My brain: hes gonna die
    Mark: gets shot

    • @cannonsaki932
      @cannonsaki932 4 роки тому +1

      and he respawns how bout that

    • @maisies515
      @maisies515 3 роки тому +6

      The bandit didn’t even flinch just instantly mowed him down 😂

  • @dupaski
    @dupaski 6 років тому +127

    3:15 Pro-tip: punch trees to harvest blood and sinew.

    • @Hanna-hr3sd
      @Hanna-hr3sd 6 років тому +6

      Blood from your bAre fIStS, BrUTallY iMPactIng tHe tREe

    • @Kgiaaak
      @Kgiaaak 6 років тому +2

      Thank you I needed this helpful tip

    • @Blue-qu1nf
      @Blue-qu1nf 6 років тому

      Where can I get some marrow

    • @rangertastic9467
      @rangertastic9467 6 років тому

      Blue Lunatic attack the boulders eventually youll get some

    • @aidanhancock2117
      @aidanhancock2117 6 років тому

      @@rangertastic9467 cliff works better

  • @seven5655
    @seven5655 6 років тому +32

    Bear: yeusss ima get chuuuuuu
    Mark: I SHALL NEVER DIEEEE

  • @DragoNate
    @DragoNate 6 років тому +347

    You are carrying with you, 2 whole backpacks that you somehow managed to fit an entire tree inside both of them without breaking it or anything AND you can still run and jump as if you weren't carrying anything....IN 46 C temperature?!!?!?
    No. I do not accept this.
    Correction: TWO trees.

    • @crypto1223
      @crypto1223 6 років тому +2

      DragoNate Green Hell would be more your speed then.

    • @grandviking5345
      @grandviking5345 6 років тому +14

      Basiclly realistic minecraft

    • @sponandspon92
      @sponandspon92 6 років тому +6

      Well other video games have the same inventory idea like stuffing an rpg, an axe, and an heavy machine gun into your pocket so yeah...

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 6 років тому +2

      Better than GTA, carrying thousands of rounds of ammo and every kind of gun under the sun, in your back pocket

    • @BurgerSoup
      @BurgerSoup 6 років тому +2

      Tell that to Link or any rpg protagonists

  • @anchoriticparliament6343
    @anchoriticparliament6343 4 роки тому +540

    Mark: *starts singing American National Anthem*
    Mark mid-anthem: "Did I forget my gas-can?"
    ADD, the most american of all traits.

  • @icemagiciangh
    @icemagiciangh 6 років тому +76

    The sound he made after killing the guy with the gun cracked me up, and the fact that we can’t see him made it even better 😂

    • @gabbygonzalez22
      @gabbygonzalez22 6 років тому +8

      I can't tell if it's funnier when he's complaining and we can't see him or when we can see him 😂

  • @yourownpersonalexistential2470
    @yourownpersonalexistential2470 6 років тому +257

    *rock falls in Mark’s path*
    Mark: ???
    Mark: Rock evil?
    Mark: Evil fallen rock?
    Mark: Where rock come from?
    Mark: Where rock go?
    Mark: What rock for?
    Mark: What rock do?

  • @luckyjames3233
    @luckyjames3233 6 років тому +447

    A LOT of Americans don't know how Fahrenheit translates into Celsius and give some ridiculous values as what they expect to be room temperature. Here's a few tips for future game devs:
    20°C: Room temperature
    25°C: Warm
    30°C: Hot. If you work at this temperature, you need to start taking breaks.
    35°C: Very hot. People start getting heat strokes there.
    40°C: VERY hot. This is where it's really dangerous.
    45°C: Unbearable heat
    50°C: Death valley
    Inversely:
    15°C: Cool
    10°C: Cold enough to make you want to wear a coat, but it'd be very weird to get frost bite or hypothermia at that temperature unless you got wet.
    5°C: Cold but still comfortable.
    0°C: Water freezes
    -5°C: Still comfortable with a good coat.
    -10°C: You can still be comfortable with good winter clothing.
    -15°C: Shit gets real. You will be cold.
    -20°C: Wind feels like knives being stuck in your skin.
    -25°C: Exposed skin will crack up and bleed fairly quickly if there is any wind.
    -30°C: Extremely cold. Temperature at which Nordics start actually wanting to stay inside.
    -35°C: At this point you can't tell much of a difference.
    -40°C: If you spit, your spit will freeze solid before hitting the ground.
    So please, stop giving us 45 degrees Celsius as room temperature or 5 degrees as unbearably cold.

    • @JonkkuSa
      @JonkkuSa 6 років тому +37

      80°C: A normal temperature for a finnish sauna.

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 6 років тому +14

      Except he was right. It was stupidly hot out.

    • @zarisharshad6880
      @zarisharshad6880 6 років тому +7

      At 40 degrees, plants can start dying

    • @lelouchvibritannia4028
      @lelouchvibritannia4028 6 років тому +7

      Then I would be fine in -10 degrees. I hate the heat and summer.

    • @lizardgirl413
      @lizardgirl413 6 років тому +8

      5 degrees is unbearably cold here in australia, we're used to them 40 degree temps

  • @PrettyIvy_
    @PrettyIvy_ 5 років тому +21

    24:40 lmao when he screamed it made it seem as if his little character was screaming while running it was perfect hahah

  • @JustinYEET-no9wn
    @JustinYEET-no9wn 6 років тому +72

    **demonic muttering about mono** **sudden silence** “Alright, glad that’s over”
    ...yeah so are we

  • @hallohowareyooou6708
    @hallohowareyooou6708 6 років тому +18

    28:44 Why you sad? Why mad? When you can be.....
    *glad*

  • @Insandom
    @Insandom 6 років тому +1684

    Telling me Mark played this for over an hour and never crafted a single thing?

    • @leth3143
      @leth3143 6 років тому +71

      Incredible concentration

    • @juuzousuzuya2308
      @juuzousuzuya2308 6 років тому +53

      *Sees comment and tries to resist the forces of sarcasm that grow within me but fails in the end.*
      40 mins = over an hour?
      (Sorry, I really am.)

    • @Insandom
      @Insandom 6 років тому +200

      He played for over an hour....what we're seeing is just edited footage of the stream. It's not hard to understand.

    • @juuzousuzuya2308
      @juuzousuzuya2308 6 років тому +18

      @@Insandom
      It isn't but bears

    • @Insandom
      @Insandom 6 років тому +83

      There's several parts of the video where you can clearly see cuts. How hard is it to piece together that he streamed for over an hour, and just cut out the empty parts (i.e. just travelling around and the like).

  • @hallieeramos
    @hallieeramos 6 років тому +71

    33:57 "Yeah, I'm gonna get rid of a raw potato."
    Sean *in the distance* : How dare you just discard my child!

    • @awmehgoddd
      @awmehgoddd 6 років тому +1

      Knowing Sean, he'd probably use the vernacular "my baby boy" or something.

    • @UR_Bum007
      @UR_Bum007 3 роки тому

      Not to be THAT guy but Seàn

  • @Bandit_Fox
    @Bandit_Fox 6 років тому +38

    "Say can you see!
    By the dawns early light
    What so proudly we hail-
    Wait did i forget my gas can? O_O"

  • @xxlolzsmil3yfacexx
    @xxlolzsmil3yfacexx 6 років тому +54

    19:18 Mark: "A forge? A forge??"
    Me: "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?"

  • @taylorchambers3455
    @taylorchambers3455 6 років тому +107

    That bear legitimately scared the absolute shit out of me.😂

  • @jaybish1868
    @jaybish1868 6 років тому +158

    30:37 - 32:08
    True Insanity.
    Also better with your eyes closed.

  • @Avvandor
    @Avvandor 6 років тому +162

    The only thing that the bear wanted, was a hug from you.

  • @chanceshadow
    @chanceshadow 6 років тому +74

    Markiplier chops trees so hard that the wood on the other side of the tree runs away when he starts chopping ( 7:59 )
    What about... Kitchen Gun! ( 33:40 )

    • @PotatoBoi6687
      @PotatoBoi6687 Рік тому

      I was upset when he didnt ask about a tub machine gun when he looked right at the tub lol

  • @simfloate
    @simfloate 6 років тому +46

    Who else wants Mark To make this into a series. Because i do! 😁😁
    I'm probably gonna end up dying of laughter though, but it'll be worth it.

  • @reddestlogoy8535
    @reddestlogoy8535 4 роки тому +51

    Game: It is dangerous to travel through fog
    Mark: Let's travel through fog

  • @trishie_V
    @trishie_V 6 років тому +259

    He goes from saying he won't cheat to scolding someone not to cheat
    Game developers should play that clip at the beginning of their games 😂

    • @CageNightwind
      @CageNightwind 6 років тому +1

      And not roll back to his age of using noclip in SCP Containment Breach. O:-)

    • @Alice6g-2075
      @Alice6g-2075 6 років тому

      I Agree.....Hacks even hurt gaming communities 😓😟😔😢R.I.P.
      Just Survive PVE ....

    • @CageNightwind
      @CageNightwind 6 років тому

      It murdered the server I played on when the MMO Age of Wushu came out. There was an entire clan of hackers and if you contested them, you paid for it... So half the server was allied with them.

    • @soulkuza9307
      @soulkuza9307 6 років тому

      @@CageNightwind i loved age of wushu do people still play that game

    • @CageNightwind
      @CageNightwind 6 років тому

      +Soul Seeker34
      From what I understand it;s just a small knit community of casual dedicated players..the school raids and shit don't even go down.
      But there is hope... They're working on an HD remaster of Wushu and also an Age of Wushu 2... Should be hitting China soon enough... Hope we get them here. :)

  • @ravenblasdell8493
    @ravenblasdell8493 6 років тому +26

    Mark:I am just going to sleep by this haybail
    Game: you are unconscious
    Mark:(how could this happen to me I made my mistakes)
    Me poor Mark

    • @cathybennett7919
      @cathybennett7919 6 років тому

      Raven Blasdell I FOUND YOU HAHHAHHA MWAHAHHAAHAHA

  • @MRjokerr0
    @MRjokerr0 6 років тому +145

    How to make your day better
    Watch markiplier

  • @angeldollyie
    @angeldollyie 4 роки тому +63

    i lost my mind over the "cheater" thing lmfao. "ill just pray to god to turn up the brightness next time i go camping" i lost it, lmfao.

    • @jedi_cat_l4976
      @jedi_cat_l4976 2 роки тому +2

      the fact that it was slightly zoomed in on his face as well

  • @josephrobertson6966
    @josephrobertson6966 6 років тому +104

    17:15 You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

  • @mikaisfake
    @mikaisfake 6 років тому +1029

    *Mark*
    *Slaps roof of car*
    "This bad boy can fit so much gas,meat, rocks ,logs ,sticks.........."
    Wow thanks for 250+ likes

    • @unluckychoices
      @unluckychoices 6 років тому +32

      Mark: *slaps roof of leg*
      This bad boy can run for miles severely wounded.

    • @22happened86
      @22happened86 6 років тому +7

      Long time no see Darkaplier 😈

    • @nawtysp00ky
      @nawtysp00ky 6 років тому

      Mika isfake NO.

    • @nawtysp00ky
      @nawtysp00ky 6 років тому +1

      UnluckyBlackChatART xD tf

    • @hazzarath2727
      @hazzarath2727 6 років тому +3

      I was 400th like 😁😁😁

  • @acrispyidiot1976
    @acrispyidiot1976 6 років тому +566

    *Mark sings the national anthem*
    "Did I forget my gas can?"
    *Ad plays*
    Edit: Thank you guys so much for all of these likes! I really do appreciate it!

    • @Crazieyboy15
      @Crazieyboy15 6 років тому +12

      This is the content I came here for. XD

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 6 років тому +2

      bored? .anyone?
      you can find on amazon: teaching books (paramedic), emergency cases, bags, all kind of equipment. time 2 learn first aid measures + emergency medical services.
      good jobs 4 kids: youth firefighter program. junior firefighter training activities. junior program ems !
      giveaways? sponsoring + support? (4 friends, employees, customers etc.) first aid or medic courses, medical literature, + psychological first aid, equipment? (one way keyring resuscitation masks, pocket masks, AED, nitrile gloves (hygienics, diseases, protection), ambu bags?, CPR simulators? stifnecks?, diagnostic lamps, pulse oximeters, stab protection vest, cs gas defense spray, bulletproof vest, seatbelt cutter etc.)
      smoke detectors? carbon monoxide detectors? fire blanket, structural fire prevention? fire suppression systems? + installation? instructions?
      infrared sight 4 lifeguards, firefighters or first responders?
      3 amazing tools: portable hydraulic strongarm 4 firefighters etc, hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc)
      there are more amazing tools!
      fire extinguishers 4 everyone? every home? (+ child safety device!) + fireproof clothing? + cap, gloves, safety glasses etc
      (note: there are different types of fire extinguishers and application fields! powder, foam, water etc)
      become a paramedic instructor in future? firefighter? + pump operator (+ driver) ? high angle rescuer? ambulance driver or nurse?
      surgery nurse? geriatric nurse? ambulatory care?
      (+ specializations? in several areas? wound care management, hygienics, instructor, first aid etc)
      midwife? or dental assistant ?
      shuttle service? (disabled people, seniors, wheelchair user)
      towing service or animal protection ?
      at least
      support animal welfare organizations? sponsorships??
      (animal aid unlimited org, hsi org, sea shepherd org)
      animal shelters in your area need money 4 food, maintenance work, expansion, staff, new vehicles, security staff, etc.
      trips? beach trips? parks? poor dogs :(
      (create new jobs? build new sanctuaries?)
      or go vegan ?
      potato, zucchini, paprika, cucumber, tomato, rice, fries, ketchup, baked bread etc?
      hey its animal friendly :)
      support a protectory? orphanage ? (money 4 disneyland trips or playstation 4?,,
      parking problems? smart parking solution com
      think about the environment. in your city. seriously
      stop abortions? change laws?
      increasing homelessness and pollution = main problems.
      time 4 serious solutions!
      time 2 build new quarters? + assisted living ? (board and care homes)
      + medical examinations, checkups etc? care + support + coaching + social integration + employment etc?
      easy jobs?
      clean-up operations?
      bushes, parks, streets, lakes?, harbors?, seas?, coasts?, oceans?
      (you can use hand nets, nitrile gloves. self protection!)
      a professional diver could collect and remove the plastic waste in the waters.
      the more the better!
      governments or people should hire diving schools, professional divers, companies etc
      or maybe visit a diving school? become a diver? 4 mother nature ...
      (the plastic trash that floats in the world's oceans actually decompose and release potentially toxic substances into the water)
      ,,,,,

    • @dark-skythedemon8169
      @dark-skythedemon8169 6 років тому +2

      What was the ad for?

    • @acrispyidiot1976
      @acrispyidiot1976 6 років тому +2

      @@dark-skythedemon8169 ball park hot dogs xD

    • @dark-skythedemon8169
      @dark-skythedemon8169 6 років тому +2

      Josiah Banks that's odd

  • @Sanguinerose2324
    @Sanguinerose2324 4 роки тому +23

    "I've got enough matches." *throws away ALL the matches*

  • @inkotehsmol5070
    @inkotehsmol5070 6 років тому +272

    17:16 *Oh Yea ImA pray to god and ask him to turn thd brightness on in the night NOOOOOOO!* XD BEST PART 👌😂

    • @JustSomeGuyWithNoMaidens
      @JustSomeGuyWithNoMaidens 6 років тому +8

      CHEATED?!?!? I-IN MY *FARM* ?!?!?!?

    • @inkotehsmol5070
      @inkotehsmol5070 6 років тому +1

      @@JustSomeGuyWithNoMaidens xDDDD

    • @voldo18
      @voldo18 6 років тому

      That still has me dying at work

    • @jazzyj7834
      @jazzyj7834 6 років тому

      Yeah, he had a Wilford Warstash moment there.

    • @Smokeyxz
      @Smokeyxz 6 років тому

      Kinda cringe

  • @alexanderhamilton6560
    @alexanderhamilton6560 6 років тому +130

    Oh say can you bear,
    Bear bear bear bear bear bear
    Bear bear bear bear bear bear
    Why you eating my kayak
    It doesn't even taste good
    You're supposed to go sleep
    Please go away bear
    I'll spray you with mace
    Oh say is that bad bear still eating my boat
    O'er the land of the bear
    And the home of the bear

  • @lilium3894
    @lilium3894 6 років тому +60

    "BY THE dawn's-did I forget my gas can?" *immediately cuts to ad*

  • @laurenmcvean7613
    @laurenmcvean7613 6 років тому +29

    17:14 - 18:00 I haven't laughed this hard for while.
    Thanks Mark.

  • @二拳超人
    @二拳超人 6 років тому +33

    Mark look for the firearms on the trailers sometimes they will spawn on top of them and loot respawns every ten days, you can stealth kill zombies and bandits, once you claim bases bandits will start going after you and be careful when you are at a military checkpoints bandits are usually there too and hunying bow is literally a one shot kill weapon but the aiming in this game is a little bit wunky ,also zombies do spawn during the mist event

  • @PrinceWorm13
    @PrinceWorm13 6 років тому +63

    Mark: *starts singing*
    Me: You’re doing great sweetie!

  • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
    @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 6 років тому +70

    Hey Mark, you should play Albino Lullaby. it's a really good game, it's nice and spooky, you'll love it. please Mark, if not for me, then do it for yourself.

  • @Zencsgodk
    @Zencsgodk 6 років тому +15

    15:25
    What is this? A blue-bear-ry, perfect.

    • @sylviabielak5564
      @sylviabielak5564 3 роки тому

      that is insdeed one of the most awesome and perfect comment i have ever seen lol

  • @tiagoferreira234
    @tiagoferreira234 6 років тому +66

    I see Mark is going back to his soup delivering days.

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 6 років тому +649

    BEARS? ZOMBIES? Nah...everything is totally fin.......ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

    • @blueninq
      @blueninq 6 років тому +1

      cOuGh
      Fine*

    • @jjimaniw8401
      @jjimaniw8401 6 років тому +2

      @@blueninq i hope you're not serious. They didn't finish spelling fine to recreate the screaming interrupting the word

    • @chantalsnively8654
      @chantalsnively8654 6 років тому

      Ahhahahahahahhahhhhahha

    • @doomslayer3036
      @doomslayer3036 6 років тому

      Did he really say awoo and owoalso he needs to play amorous because he played huniepop and had no issues

    • @thomashertzygoyll8771
      @thomashertzygoyll8771 6 років тому

      BEAR

  • @mythicalwerewlf7835
    @mythicalwerewlf7835 6 років тому +612

    *The bear just wants a "bearhug"*
    Get it...? no..ok ill leave

  • @crpineo
    @crpineo 6 років тому +63

    man, I wish, during his little "no cheating" bit, his character was attacked and killed by a bear
    I would just find it amusing

    • @archerroe3525
      @archerroe3525 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Breadd__
      @Breadd__ 3 роки тому +1

      when I saw this comment I saw the no cheating but lmao

    • @crpineo
      @crpineo 3 роки тому +1

      @@Breadd__ ...I have absolutely no memory of ever watching this video or of making this comment

    • @Breadd__
      @Breadd__ 3 роки тому +1

      @@crpineo wat

    • @crpineo
      @crpineo 3 роки тому +1

      @@Breadd__ seriously, I don't remember anything in this video, or making a comment about it

  • @tonymaggiesbabygirl
    @tonymaggiesbabygirl 6 років тому +85

    Bears vs Zombies
    The new chapter to The Walking Dead

    • @SergioPerez-vm8zw
      @SergioPerez-vm8zw 6 років тому +1

      Do you like Undertale? The shirt of the character in your profile pic reminds me of Undertale

    • @tonymaggiesbabygirl
      @tonymaggiesbabygirl 6 років тому +1

      @@SergioPerez-vm8zw well my UA-cam channels AU was going to be undertale so I gave her that shirt but I changed the AU so it's not undertale and it's original but I kept the shirt on her bc to me I liked the style, and yes I do

    • @ash-shishaniy841
      @ash-shishaniy841 6 років тому

      Maddies Mega Life i liked your comment sub me please i sub you too

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 6 років тому

      Help I need 13.6k subs by the end of this week or my two girlfriends will leave me for my brother Adrian!

  • @athenarose5916
    @athenarose5916 6 років тому +48

    Game: execute button
    Mark: Butt stabber

    • @galacticdestroyer2569
      @galacticdestroyer2569 6 років тому +6

      THE CRAZED BUTT STABBER

    • @tiagoferreira234
      @tiagoferreira234 6 років тому +3

      @@galacticdestroyer2569 I think he prefers for that to be called "getting souped"

  • @Axolotlinabucket
    @Axolotlinabucket 6 років тому +41

    I am one of those people that would just look at the bear,thinking it's cute...while it's coming towards me to deliver a deathblow.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 6 років тому +1

      Alissa S, I would run towards it.

    • @dangerdash4393
      @dangerdash4393 6 років тому +1

      Paladin Boyd With my katana drawn.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 6 років тому +1

      Danger Dash, I don’t own one, I do have a type two phaser. I could set to level 8 and hope for the best.

    • @angelgallardo739
      @angelgallardo739 6 років тому +2

      I would accept my fate to cuteness

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 6 років тому +2

      You'll be the first to perish by having a *-kanata-* and not a *katana*

  • @bigzcuz
    @bigzcuz 6 років тому +309

    Bears! Charging down the ravine
    Eyes glowing bright as they tear out your spleen
    Over the mountains they fly with a roar
    Wherever they go, the bears just leave gore!
    Bears! Standing tall in the woods
    They'll bite off your face if you're up to no good
    Claws leaving scars, giant teeth tearing skin
    Fur on the outside and darkness within!
    Beware the shadows that slink out of sight
    The noises you hear will fill you with fright
    Tonight the bears are hungry. (hungry...)
    Tonight you will not escape. (no escape...)
    Listening to you as you say your prayers -
    Evil bears with deadly stares
    Ripping you apart to protect what's theirs -
    There is no escape from the furious bears!
    Hunters away! Stalking their prey!
    Track deep in the woods, to skin and to slay
    They'll never catch up to the treacherous bears
    Leading the hunters back to their lairs
    Look up in the forest, and what do you see?
    The face of a bear that's watching for thee
    Stand still, never budge, or the end will come quick
    Don't make a sound, don't break a twig
    Many ways you can die, torn limb from limb
    Being eaten by a bear would be especially grim
    BEARS! Watching you...
    BEARS! You're just food for...
    BEARS! Death comes slow when you're attacked by...
    BEARS! Live to kill...
    BEARS! Blood will spill...
    BEARS! Children eaten by the giant...
    BEARS!
    Setting a trap will lead to your death
    You'll wake up in its jaws, you'll stop drawing breath
    Tonight the bears surround you. (Surround you...)
    Tonight there will be blood. (YOUR BLOOD!)
    Hunters away! Stalking their prey!
    Track deep in the woods, to skin and to slay
    They'll never catch up to the treacherous bears
    Leading the hunters back to their lairs
    EDIT: I had no idea this got so many likes, Thanks guys 🤘
    Make sure to check out the band Nekrogoblikon, this is the lyrics to their song "Bears".

    • @arbitrarynumbers5852
      @arbitrarynumbers5852 6 років тому +4

      Nekrogoblikon

    • @sokdehl7463
      @sokdehl7463 6 років тому +14

      This comment needs to be more appreciated. This is the best poem I have ever heard, no joke.

    • @kaylaschaus2337
      @kaylaschaus2337 5 років тому +6

      Is this from 'kids' cause if it is, you're the greatest

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 років тому +8

      Another comment to go into my "top 20 favorite/best UA-cam comments of all time"

    • @mcelwa1522
      @mcelwa1522 5 років тому +6

      I can't explain how amazing this comment is

  • @BlueGriffin20
    @BlueGriffin20 6 років тому +85

    15:05
    Bear! Bear! Bear! Bear Nye the science guy!

  • @hydrasalesman9629
    @hydrasalesman9629 6 років тому +280

    Just Watched Game Theory's video on Markplier... Holy shit Mark's a genius

  • @bellepepper2822
    @bellepepper2822 6 років тому +37

    I need a Lixian animation of this *right now*

  • @Blythe985
    @Blythe985 6 років тому +28

    3:24 I really want this in a video game when I take damage...

  • @9bq537
    @9bq537 6 років тому +66

    Im suprised mark survived this long in the woods

  • @BallistikaGames
    @BallistikaGames 6 років тому +1225

    Mark is officially a theory now lol

    • @antonioriley3700
      @antonioriley3700 6 років тому +35

      Well I had a similar theory but I didn’t put that much time in it but matpat being matpat did put time in it.

    • @thisfurprez52woot82
      @thisfurprez52woot82 6 років тому +23

      yeah I just saw it from the game theorists because in the future mark might be convicted for murder but I don't want to see him finish his channel FOREVER

    • @soloquegameplay9524
      @soloquegameplay9524 6 років тому

      Ballistika Games yah hahahaha

    • @PeanutButter0004
      @PeanutButter0004 6 років тому +10

      Ya I just watched it. I don’t like to think mark isn’t actually the mark we think he is sooooooo...

    • @BallistikaGames
      @BallistikaGames 6 років тому

      Lol damn 😂😂😂 I got so much attention toward this comment. Didn't expect that.

  • @pinkeyepeas1164
    @pinkeyepeas1164 6 років тому +59

    Damn I’m a little bit sad that your not a Bear fighting zombies

    • @DreamgirlRenuki2
      @DreamgirlRenuki2 6 років тому

      Same, I thought this was gonna be a plants vs zombies kinda thing lol

    • @okaden1015
      @okaden1015 6 років тому

      I also thought that!!

  • @xeaon26cz
    @xeaon26cz 6 років тому +31

    Mark logic: I'm severely wounded and I'm bleeding... let's take a nap. :)

  • @tristenwalker6256
    @tristenwalker6256 6 років тому +80

    Someone needs to animate this

    • @skimbi
      @skimbi 6 років тому

      *all of it*

  • @jazzyjazz5827
    @jazzyjazz5827 6 років тому +45

    Wilford likes dance places and I guess dark like it as well. XD dark you got explaining to do! Lol 20:48

  • @scarletfeather5969
    @scarletfeather5969 6 років тому +1068

    BEARLY awake but I'm watching this for Mark ;)

    • @candy_love5509
      @candy_love5509 6 років тому +5

      Nice pun

    • @Oh_God_not_him_again
      @Oh_God_not_him_again 6 років тому +23

      That pun was unBEARable

    • @puggypuggster1423
      @puggypuggster1423 6 років тому +3

      Wait so when did you wake up to be so tired

    • @junchen6160
      @junchen6160 6 років тому +1

      How did you put the green heart near your nick?

    • @scarletfeather5969
      @scarletfeather5969 6 років тому +3

      +Jun Chen It's the Markiplier's Heroese heart. You get it if you sponsor (now called membership) to his chanel with the Join button next to the subscribe button.For the first month of being a member the heart is red, but the second month it's green. I think third is blue, but I can't remember.

  • @WestrumVerus
    @WestrumVerus 6 років тому +4

    Mark: "You don't even have a fiddle!"
    Me, as I remember the joys of being a part of Fiddler On The Roof Jr. in seventh grade (back when I was innocent): I love you for that
    30:02

  • @drose6304
    @drose6304 6 років тому +82

    System: Zombie has left the server
    32:05
    Ppl that's watching: lmao
    Mark: ..............oh.....ok I guess he didn't wanna fight.....

  • @nmoon5665
    @nmoon5665 6 років тому +39

    Mark-CHEATIN!!! IN MY FARM?? CHEATIN!!??
    ME- MARK 2018❤😂

  • @paulspleiko8813
    @paulspleiko8813 6 років тому +38

    This is awesome mark please do more of it :)

  • @kittysnightcoreremix5217
    @kittysnightcoreremix5217 5 років тому +67

    *rock rolls down a hill*
    Mark: *stops and looks suspicously*
    Mark: i dont know where your falling from but i dont like it...

  • @BadBatzMaru
    @BadBatzMaru 6 років тому +40

    Bear why are you breaking my kayak?!

  • @nonamenoname4121
    @nonamenoname4121 6 років тому +204

    Next episode: russian man drinking vodka vs bear

    • @guardian2103
      @guardian2103 6 років тому +3

      Noname Noname Russian man wins

    • @redacted144
      @redacted144 6 років тому

      We all know who will win

    • @victorsandeen2694
      @victorsandeen2694 6 років тому

      Next thing you know they're sharing drinks.

    • @WingZX1103
      @WingZX1103 6 років тому

      Noname Noname I’d pay money to see that. 5 on the man and 10 on the bear

    • @triratna1397
      @triratna1397 6 років тому

      Your country contain so much Vodka. It should be part of Mother Russia.

  • @akira2393
    @akira2393 6 років тому +21

    This reminds me of all those survival games you played with your mates

  • @Abby-zp5rj
    @Abby-zp5rj 4 роки тому +7

    'The day or reckoning is at hand, fucko' is singlehandedly the funniest thing Mark has ever said

  • @DreamyxSvnSetz
    @DreamyxSvnSetz 6 років тому +19

    @3:25 Youch yoza outch ouch who ya ouch hehe hehe youchies 😂😂😂

  • @Spineapple
    @Spineapple 6 років тому +88

    Oh say can you see, Marks misery, he forgot the gas can, and he saw a bear and ran. and the hay did glow, the zombies come and go, Mark should have hit execute, but instead he lost some loot. Oh say will Mark ever, be able to hit execute, for the land of the free, and the home of the, AH! A BEAR!!!

  • @neopolitan1346
    @neopolitan1346 6 років тому +17

    I'm getting Glenn flashbacks from TWD Everytime Mark does those close ups

  • @Rukiara
    @Rukiara 6 років тому +3

    idk why this is my favorite one recently I've watched it a billion times. He also does the kayak girl impression perfect. 10/10

  • @bidoof1337
    @bidoof1337 6 років тому +28

    the only videos i'd watch that are almost an hour are from markiplier kek

  • @katilinom7691
    @katilinom7691 6 років тому +13

    17:12 Oh no, Celine be no good in Mark's eyes. She be:
    CHEATIN'!!!
    Note: Everything be intentionally off.

  • @YoungVinny
    @YoungVinny 6 років тому +28

    I expected your camera to cut out again
    Edit: 41:00 Oh, well at least I can still watch your videos with my eyes closed because what's the difference? You're commentary is..... something 😂

  • @silverhawk6748
    @silverhawk6748 5 років тому +15

    Mark: I'm going to put away everything I don't need right now.
    Puts away everything he needs

  • @fluffy_giant6592
    @fluffy_giant6592 6 років тому +291

    Plants Vs. Zombies Pff... I ONLY PLAY BEARS VS. ZOMBIES

    • @csofthee
      @csofthee 6 років тому +2

      SOMEONE MUST MAKE THAT GAME

    • @ash-shishaniy841
      @ash-shishaniy841 6 років тому +1

      crazy gurl i liked your comment sub me please i sub you too

    • @creeperthecat9120
      @creeperthecat9120 6 років тому +1

      Yeah XD pvz are sellouts

    • @FrankieT666
      @FrankieT666 6 років тому +1

      @@csofthee its already been made

    • @clankboss827
      @clankboss827 6 років тому +1

      crazy gurl how *DARE YOU* PVZ BSTGMEVRMYD

  • @t-greenrock404
    @t-greenrock404 6 років тому +8

    24:40
    There's no bears, there's no zombies, there's no bandits, there's no-
    (Bear appears in the distance)
    (Bear sees Mark)
    *DOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!!!*

  • @DanimePK
    @DanimePK 6 років тому +610

    Who went here after MatPat's Theory Of Markiplier? I'm literally inspecting every one of his videos from now on. O_O

  • @rillfipher6524
    @rillfipher6524 6 років тому +9

    every time mark was running away from the bears and zombies I like yeeted myself outta there