There were a bunch of bugs, wait there were no bugs, or I wouldn't call them bugs per se, okay so there were definitely some bugs. Korone sponsoring things is blessed
The beginning is very rough to translate. If you were to translate it literally, it’s like: “There were very very many, err, sometimes... bugs, oh there’s no bugs! Or I wouldn’t call them bugs per se, like, *bugs are something that naturally are in any game*, but even with all the bugs, Assassins Creed was a lot of fun”
@@Ryry013 True, the other way I was thinking of translating 「バグは起きるもの」is "bugs are a thing that happen". But in the end, I decided to go with "there were definitely some bugs" because I thought it flowed better in English while still conveying her turnaround that there were indeed bugs.
@@JShayTranslations This is why I don’t want to get into translations because it’s so hard and there’s people like you out there who are way better at it haha. I’ll edit my original comment
@@Ryry013 Ahaha, I mean, your translation is spot on. Different translators focus and prioritize different aspects, and honestly, just looking at your translation, I think you'd make an awesome translator if you ever decided to jump into it.
The fact that she obligated to read off a script already annoys me. Knowing how big corporations like Ubisoft works, they've probably already issued instructions on what to say and what not to say in the video.
This is not me saying this.BUT. theres this one doujin about a little cat girl living with a very sick grandma. And stuff happens. the end is hilarious, and very related to this.
But if the old lady was modelled after senchou. The old lady would be sitting on the ground, catching her breath not even half a minute after the fight starts
@@YawnMK1 Yeah the final boss fight in AC2 is a fist fight against the pope. He puts up about as much of a fight as you would expect, but takes more hits than you would think simply because he has a motive speech to say while you wail on em.
Udganda, king of Jotunheim, challenged Loki and Thor to beat him in four challenges. Drink a horn of mead in one sitting, pick up a cat, wrestle an old lady and compete to see who could eat more. Thor could only raise a single paw of the cat, he couldn't finish the whole horn, and wrestling the old lady he could only move three of her fingers. All the while Loki was eating till he gave up too. The cat was actually Jormungandr, the Horn was connected to the whole sea, the old lady was death herself and the man sitting at the other side of the table was actually a bonfire. This is a particularly foreshadowing poem, since latter, when Thor fights Jormungandr, he manages to make three steps away from the serpent before dying. The three fingers he could move of death's hand.
@@Erricane At least in the versions Iv'e read, he was with Loki. One of many adventures they had together before Loki decided Baldur had become too full of himself.
Lolol you know it's gonna be a crazy fun time when Korone steps into an arena. Big, ugly monsters? Let's go. Superhuman abilities and a chatty mouth from a crazed villain? That's just lunch. Old Viking grannies whipping young bucks into shape? All right then.
I was there, witnessed how nervous she was at first, that's a side of her that I haven't seen in a while, still as cute as I remember. . Truly a blessing for this world, her existence is 🙏
This reminds me of that myth where Thor had to beat up an old lady and ended up losing (IIRC the old lady was actually the personification of old age). This video proved that Korone is stronger than the mighty Thor!
I was hoping the old lady would be Elli from the tale of Utgarda-Loki, but at least she wasn't a pushover. (Elli represented old age and beat Thor in a wrestling match, because no one can beat age.)
Oh is this as reference to the myth of Thor where he wrestles an old woman? He can only stalemate her, but it turns out it was a trick and the old woman was actually old age or something like that.
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"Heroic doggo travels miles to beat up an old woman in a fist fight"
she is truly the heroine we NEED and DESERVE!
Sasuga
Korone's Fists: Rated E for Everyone
Not because they're suitable for everyone, but because everyone'll get 'em.
I laughed harder at this than I possibly should have. Thanks.
i'll like this for epic number
There were a bunch of bugs, wait there were no bugs, or I wouldn't call them bugs per se, okay so there were definitely some bugs.
Korone sponsoring things is blessed
Sponsored doggo tries very hard to be considerate of sponsors but always honest in the end lol
The beginning is very rough to translate. If you were to translate it literally, it’s like:
“There were very very many, err, sometimes... bugs, oh there’s no bugs! Or I wouldn’t call them bugs per se, like, *bugs are something that naturally are in any game*, but even with all the bugs, Assassins Creed was a lot of fun”
@@Ryry013 True, the other way I was thinking of translating 「バグは起きるもの」is "bugs are a thing that happen". But in the end, I decided to go with "there were definitely some bugs" because I thought it flowed better in English while still conveying her turnaround that there were indeed bugs.
@@JShayTranslations This is why I don’t want to get into translations because it’s so hard and there’s people like you out there who are way better at it haha. I’ll edit my original comment
@@Ryry013 Ahaha, I mean, your translation is spot on. Different translators focus and prioritize different aspects, and honestly, just looking at your translation, I think you'd make an awesome translator if you ever decided to jump into it.
I love the doggo, you love the doggo, everyone loves the doggo
Even the doggo love herself
I want to pat the doggo
I wanna hold her ears 🥺
@@ojougiggle4553 i want to belly rub the doggo
The ultimate simp spotted
I love how she can’t even finish more than a few sentences without laughing at what she is trying to say
She can't believe she got sponsored and has to do sponsor talk
"Local dog assaults a talkative elderly woman on orders from a major corporation"
Sasuga ubisoft!
@@Megararo65 yubisoft
"these vtubers are probably fake and following scripts"
Korone : dying everytime she tries to read her script
Poor doggo. So adorable tho
Whoever said that, needs to get beaten to death
The fact that she obligated to read off a script already annoys me. Knowing how big corporations like Ubisoft works, they've probably already issued instructions on what to say and what not to say in the video.
@@friskyhearttryhardus3283 She probably made that script on her own so she won't fked up the commercial, but it ended being more kusa
@@literallyme30th well I wouldn't go that far but whatever floats your boat
imagine if Korone's grandma peeks into her room while she is beating up old woman
"that grandma ain't shit, this is how you throw hands"
Korone gonna get the spray bottle
This is not me saying this.BUT. theres this one doujin about a little cat girl living with a very sick grandma. And stuff happens. the end is hilarious, and very related to this.
@@YawnMK1 That sounds intensely familiar
@@YawnMK1 where is the damn sauce chef
Korone saying ora ora gives me life .
This is how you do modern-day advertising. Just pay an internet dog to beat up an elderly woman in your game. I assure you sales will go up.
"There's no bugs in Ballhalla. So, anyway. Despite all the bugs in Ballhalla, it is a good game"
>sponsored stream
>"this game has a lot of bugs"
Keep being you Korone
Other members: *play kuuki yomi 3*
Korone: "I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these yubis"
"I had to put some dirt in her eye"
10/10 title
I love how nervous and messy Korone gets when she is following a script, its so cute lol reminds me of her debut °u°
0:55 She said that in a sponsored stream lmao
lmao yeah i was thinking that the whole time
its so cute that korone was nervous cause of the sponsorship xD, and im glad Ubisoft is stepping up their game and sponsored our God Doggo
Me: Yeah, I'm watching a cute doggo...
My parents: Aww
Me: ...beat the crap out of an elderly lady.
My parents: Wait, what?
I always look forward to your comments so I can see the adorable pfp again
Did you say...'Did i stutter?'
Me: I idolize her
My parents: **sweats profusely**
Parents: “Doggo? Who’s Doggo?”
Old Lady: Get off my lawn!
Korone: Not today old hag!
I didn't know they added Marine in the game
ill admit, made me grin so much my face hurt
Under-rated comment right here
That's not Marine. Not enough junk in the trunk. She already told us her ass is HUGE
Legend has it, the old lady was modelled after senchou... 17 years old in the inside.
But if the old lady was modelled after senchou. The old lady would be sitting on the ground, catching her breath not even half a minute after the fight starts
@@atree86 She's just angry cuz someone told her she was 40 years old, Senchou has a quick temper y'know? xD
@@wadomo angry or not she doesn't have that much stamina to last that fight
@@atree86 It was a joke :(
Subaru while playing AC: *sneaky shuba*
Korone while playing AC: *Talk with your fists!*
No one can notice, if there is no one to notice
I cannot tell if this is more or less ridiculous than the fist fight with the pope in AC2
....the what.....
@@YawnMK1 Yeah the final boss fight in AC2 is a fist fight against the pope. He puts up about as much of a fight as you would expect, but takes more hits than you would think simply because he has a motive speech to say while you wail on em.
Everything that has happened since Ezio went worldstar on the Pope has been downhill in this franchise and I’m not afraid to say it
@@Stalutes64 I feel like Black Flag was a good rise up... before the things after brought it back down again.
@@Stalutes64 Hey if the Pope wasnt ready for Hulkamania does he really *deserve* to be a religious leader?
I rest my case.
A new reason why Korone is pur favourite doggo
that title, Lol
Ubisoft: you're making us look bad.. (then suddenly realizing they're the ones who put this stuff in the game) Ooooh.
One of those Plinkett "Oooohs."
'There were bugs.
Well I wouldn't say bugs per say...
Okay there were a lot of bugs.' -Korone Inugami
Wow. Nice reference to this.
Some fun fact about this: This was probably inspired by the story of Thor who fought an old woman and lost.
Udganda, king of Jotunheim, challenged Loki and Thor to beat him in four challenges. Drink a horn of mead in one sitting, pick up a cat, wrestle an old lady and compete to see who could eat more. Thor could only raise a single paw of the cat, he couldn't finish the whole horn, and wrestling the old lady he could only move three of her fingers. All the while Loki was eating till he gave up too. The cat was actually Jormungandr, the Horn was connected to the whole sea, the old lady was death herself and the man sitting at the other side of the table was actually a bonfire. This is a particularly foreshadowing poem, since latter, when Thor fights Jormungandr, he manages to make three steps away from the serpent before dying. The three fingers he could move of death's hand.
@@gantzllat Was Loki there? I was for sure only Thor was alone.
@@Erricane At least in the versions Iv'e read, he was with Loki. One of many adventures they had together before Loki decided Baldur had become too full of himself.
@@gantzllat I see. Honestly that makes sense. Shows how different Loki was before he betrayed them.
Korone: Thanks for the sponsorship, Ubisoft. I really enjoyed your buggy game.
LMAO
Rip Marine. The bgm sounds sick.
I prefer the original by far
it's a remix of her bgm done by jules conroy, familyjules7x. he does some good covers
Lovely Doggo finally get the sponsorship from her own Kingdom the YUBIsoft
Korone: Okay so...this Assassins Creed game had a lot of bugs.
Me: Ah yes, the primary feature of the series. Go on.
Id: _removes the DOOG Easter egg_
Ubisoft: *It's free real estate!*
Sponsored to box an old lady. They know who to go to.
Korone takes Ubisoft's money, laughs at their script and calls their game a buggy mess. What an absolute boss.
Time to change the name to Yubisoft
*Sponsored by Yubisoft
3:57 was wondering why a semi-naked tony start was walking towards her angrily
Fist fight with baachan. Sasuga Yubisoft!
Lolol you know it's gonna be a crazy fun time when Korone steps into an arena. Big, ugly monsters? Let's go. Superhuman abilities and a chatty mouth from a crazed villain? That's just lunch. Old Viking grannies whipping young bucks into shape? All right then.
Don’t mess with assassin doggo
"I shouldn't call her 'this bitch'."
-female dog, 2021
Korone really is a bloodthirsty killer. And I love it!
She use the metal version of her bgm, so cool
I wake up to pure happiness when there's a Koro clip
Korone vs Marine :')
SHE'S ACTUALLY USING THE METAL COVER OF HER BGM THAT JULES MADE!!!
I was there, witnessed how nervous she was at first, that's a side of her that I haven't seen in a while, still as cute as I remember.
.
Truly a blessing for this world, her existence is 🙏
That laugh of pure joy after dropkicking a dude in the face is delightful.
This sounds like a rt game title lol
The fact that she laughs everytime she tries to say something is quite adorable
Kowone trying hard to sound like a professional doggo in the beginning is cute
Brought to you by *YUBISOFT*
Me reading the video title:👁👄👁
Local baba gets beat up by cute doggo.
"you're all drunk now, are you gonna be okay?"
poor doggo, she doesn't know being drunk is what make these vikings strong :D
New title acquired
Korone of hololive the elder slayer
This reminds me of that myth where Thor had to beat up an old lady and ended up losing (IIRC the old lady was actually the personification of old age). This video proved that Korone is stronger than the mighty Thor!
Koro-san: *"Had to beat an old lady with my Falcon-Punch! To end the sponsor..."*
Bro that fucking drop kick looked like he was flying
I love the title
NGL That old lady has a fierce uppercut
Korone beat everyone in this game,including a old lady and a freaking Santa
I was waiting for her to drop kick that old lady
Idk but theres something about the way she says Assassin's Creed that's funny but in a wholesome way
how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old m-... lady!?
Korone vs. old woman. Fight ⚔️
"I had to beat an old lady to win the round"
- certain Assassin dog
that video title makes the amount of money ubisoft spends on sponsorship all worth it
that title single-handedly cured my depression.
"I mean, there was a bunch of bugs"
Hololive staff and Ubisoft glaring angrily at the honest doggo
"Wait, there were no bugs"
Ubisoft marketing team to other game devs:
"the future is now old man"
amazing sponsorship korone.
She had to beat an old lady with her fists to get sponsored by Ubisoft
I was hoping the old lady would be Elli from the tale of Utgarda-Loki, but at least she wasn't a pushover.
(Elli represented old age and beat Thor in a wrestling match, because no one can beat age.)
Yubigone present : assassin creed : doggo
I think that old lady is Paul Phoenix ancestor, that puch is Paul Phoenix move
That granny reminded me of the one from the class unlock quests in Granblue.
I wonder how Subaru will react to her...
Myke Tyson: i raise that dog
Beating up old women, thats my doggo
ASSASSIN DOGGO WOWOWOW
Yubisoft
My game has been bugging like crazy since the Ostara Festival started.
We all know that we cannot trust an elderly dark age woman
Korone did some justice there
Ubisoft actually did something right for once.
Obachan trying to fight a super dog, the victor is certain.
*Obaachan
Oba = aunt
Obaa = grandma
@@Yotanido Alright, Hermione.
Leviosaaaaaaaaa~
so we now have Odin beating the shit outta an old lady, and Korone beating the shit outta an old lady. can't decide which one's better
If they change name to Yubisoft, I think they have redeemed themselves for all their previous sins.
Ubisoft is the perfect sponsor for korone tho
Yo that lady's got good normals.
she wanted the old lady's left kidney
I'm suprised that old lady can hold her Punches considering she does boxing as a hobby
Yubi eater sponsored by Ubisoft
Amazing
The path of the strong fisted supremacy isnt an easy one. Sometimes one has to beat the crap out of an old lady to be top dog.
Korone sponsor game is hilarious
Yubisoft xD
Ubisoft might as well consider changing its name to
Battle of the year😎
I thought her revenge on marine was over after the among us collab. Seems like I was mistaken all along.
Oh is this as reference to the myth of Thor where he wrestles an old woman?
He can only stalemate her, but it turns out it was a trick and the old woman was actually old age or something like that.
I wonder how korone would feel in an actual viking fest