Because the "how to kiss" was being done by a third-party. The narrator (an adult teacher) saw it on the laptop of someone else (a child student). The "Christmas Presents" is the guy going on Reddit and talking about his OWN seeing of presents.
@@maximilianklinger2712 Comedy is fine, in the right places (obviously some subs are more serious). However just because someone told a joke doesn't mean it's a good joke, or that said attempt at a joke isn't cringe. You need to read the room before you make a joke anywhere.
Going off of the urinal comment, I remember in elementary school (it was the first day I believe) a girl was seen entering the boys bathroom. A bunch of boys including me had gathered around the bathroom waiting for her to come out cuz we were confused as to why she was in there. When she ran out and we went in, there was a giant piece of shit in the first urinal. Really opened my eyes, I was one of those kids that didn’t even know girls could fart.
I mean he's not exactly hates it, the 'issue' might be of mediocrity problems With how many are starting to accepting mediocrity, even with less and less "video essays" became less and less well-produced, became breadtuber/Western """leftist""" streamers to own muh right wingers (see Hasanabi, Vaush, etc), or else seeing right libertarian sugma male grindsetter cheaply producing wikipedia-article videos, while promoting potential MLM/Ponzi Scheme shits (Looking at you, JAKE TRAN)
So guys, we did it. We regressed back to reddit videos. The fact that we devolved back to reddit in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal. I'm just amazed. Thanks, guys.
Someone on AskReddit once asked "Priests of Reddit, what's the worst thing someone confessed to you?". No Priest is gonna answer that. God can see through a throwaway account.
Yeah the people there gave me a lot of good advice and saved me hundreds of dollars when I was building a pc. It just does not make you feel good when you browse through subreddits like r/askreddit, because top posts are always occupied with "woman of reddit" followed by the most horrific things imaginable. Idk if their parents blocked Adult Videos on their router or what, because I see this way too often.
@@jeremytesticleman1607 I've never seen a post starting with "Woman of reddit" that dosen't have the NSFW tag. It's actually disgusting how hrny askreddit is, I don't like to joke about mental health but the people (majority) who ask and upvotes these kinds of posts needs to seriously get help, I have no idea why its such a normal and casual theme in this subreddit.
@@miniak2708 I edit them together, I don't use any scripts, just tts and screenshots, although I do record the parkour myself and every day the map is different, as Its more interesting and the videos are not as monotone
The most annoying thing about that sub, is that you'll see questions that start like "Snipers of Reddit" or "Spies of Reddit" and it'll get thousands of replies from alleged demographic. Somehow thousands of them are lurking on Reddit waiting to answer.
Always found it odd how big of a deal people made seeing their granny nakey, untill i realized i am finnish and saunas aren't that common outside of here.
seeing how weird the parents are really give a bigger perspective to why Redditors are the way they are. They’re not naturally weird (some are tho) they just grew up w the weirdest parents💀💀
I took a shit in a urinal when i was in primary school because i was feeling extra devious that day. no one found out it was me because i was the good kid/teacher's pet type lol
"I saw this Reddit post from Tiktok" Oh God, my skin just crawled off and died. That sentence is like the beginning of a modern day Lovecraftian horror story.
@@kirpi7996 i mean, if your site is mainly known for tracking down and doxxing people online, people are going to think you're at least smarter than the average social media user
@@kirpi7996 True but what makes reddit stand out over twitter, tik tok or instagram is that upvote system and moderation which maintains (p)redditors their dumb etiquette. Reddit is literally made to polarise people and make them smoothbrained.
Pyro's Pronunciation of a "Cenote" killed me. He made a whole game analysis involving one in one of the main quests. Jason even said it properly in the vid. Wtf, man ? [3:18]
I used to work at an ice rink. They would have our paystubs out at the front desk on a plastic prop. They were in an envelope, but they had our addresses. I made sure I was the first person to get theirs.
Ask reddit is just people asking the most specific questions that applies to no one like " ex serial killers of reddit where are the bodies hidden" and then some 400kg guy replies and says " so I killed my friend because he called me a nerd and then slept with his sister"
5:55 sorry for all the time stamps and stuff :wait at the door then knock 5 minutes after there’s no more u know(depends on when u got the alcohol (alch-hall)
I'd love to say that cheating is bad but if my dad didn't cheat, then i wouldn't be alive. I was the product of my dad cheating on his first wife. Today, my dad splits his time between two families and although i've met my two half sisters and my second mother, they haven't met my mother. I'd also like to mention that my dad dated my mom for like 8 years and in all of those years they never used a condom nor birth control pills. It's quite a surprise how i don't have an older brother.
Furry inflation connoisseur: "These people are weird"
That speaks volumes
Still more normal than the average redditor
@User is not irony, it's knowing what you're talking about
@@PurpleTranStar expertise in the field of weirdness
@@elsaucio8828 the average redditor is pyro
I loved when saul admitted to loving fat furry vore in the court scene, bravo vince!
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no wonder pyro loves the show so much
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holy shit, the "girl sleeping outside" is honestly horrifying, glad the dad knew how to handle it
yea and the "she was fucking dead you idiot" was the icing on the cake
Nano machines
@@DEV-rw7eu Making the mother of all omelettes jack can't fret over every egg
@@Coute I used to play college ball you know
@@imitatorz WE'RE ALL SON'S OF THE PATRIOTS NOW
Pyro really losing his mind over the tamest thing on askreddit proves he's really never been on askreddit
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Pyro coping with the better call saul finale by going on reddit. How copious and this will definitely clear his mind
"It's Better Call Saul!"
Heisenburg go away your everywhere
Bro how do you comment on every Pyro video it's impressive
"Noooooo, time machines CANNOT exist!!!! It would break the second law of thermodynamics!!!!" 🤓
@@topwaterjim85 "uhm ackshualee you are talking about regrets" 🤓
Here’s Pyros thoughts
“How to kiss in a 12 year olds history” = wholesome
*seeing Christmas presents early* = cringe
Pyro bullying his average fan base
Because the "how to kiss" was being done by a third-party. The narrator (an adult teacher) saw it on the laptop of someone else (a child student). The "Christmas Presents" is the guy going on Reddit and talking about his OWN seeing of presents.
mf buzz word billy doesnt know what irony is.
Is Comedy not allowed on Reddit or something?
@@maximilianklinger2712 Comedy is fine, in the right places (obviously some subs are more serious). However just because someone told a joke doesn't mean it's a good joke, or that said attempt at a joke isn't cringe.
You need to read the room before you make a joke anywhere.
2:07
**some kid pouring his heart out over something incredibly traumatic**
pyro: "yeah thats kinda L"
"Nah get off the site, you have to be 13 to post"
Pyro kills off half his subreddit with a single sentence
Going off of the urinal comment, I remember in elementary school (it was the first day I believe) a girl was seen entering the boys bathroom. A bunch of boys including me had gathered around the bathroom waiting for her to come out cuz we were confused as to why she was in there. When she ran out and we went in, there was a giant piece of shit in the first urinal. Really opened my eyes, I was one of those kids that didn’t even know girls could fart.
that girl did a little trolling before it was even a thing
*Pyrocynical 2019:* I fucking hate text to speech reddit videos
*Pyrocynical 2022:* becomes the text to speech reddit videos
I genuinely thought the same thing.
I mean he's not exactly hates it, the 'issue' might be of mediocrity problems
With how many are starting to accepting mediocrity, even with less and less "video essays" became less and less well-produced, became breadtuber/Western """leftist""" streamers to own muh right wingers (see Hasanabi, Vaush, etc), or else seeing right libertarian sugma male grindsetter cheaply producing wikipedia-article videos, while promoting potential MLM/Ponzi Scheme shits (Looking at you, JAKE TRAN)
Having a human talking ( Pyro is a human, right?) is already a huge upgrade.
@@soapghostroach Pyro is from engl*nd, ergo he has british disease and is unfortunately no longer classified as a person
@@ShibuNub3305 Yea, still an upgrade though, even if it is very little. Extra bonus, he's an America hater which as an American, I can agree with.
So guys, we did it. We regressed back to reddit videos. The fact that we devolved back to reddit in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal. I'm just amazed. Thanks, guys.
Okay anime pfp
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Was it short though? Feels like forever since he did this kind of content.
Funny how Pyro is talking about reddit, even tho we all know redditors are just his type (overweight, sweaty, big moobs, greasy etc)
u did not
@@tinyawngel I certainly did
@@kentaur7148 i love you
Very similar to another species called Discord mods
@@quixotejoyrrah739 yeah but they're only into kids
I love the part when pyro said, "it's pyroing time" and pyroed everything. Good job Vince, one of the shows of all time
"Yeah I will comment le funny buzzwords because I don't know how to actually be funny"
@@lynx4082 yes i love u
what's your address? just curious
my favorite part is when you shut the fuck up
Congratulations, you did the funni.
Someone on AskReddit once asked "Priests of Reddit, what's the worst thing someone confessed to you?". No Priest is gonna answer that. God can see through a throwaway account.
2:06 Pyro hitting that man's family tragedy with an L
9:17 adult male angry over light hearted joke
Ik i though it was funny
I'm pretty sure his reaction was also a joke. Your comment will be so fucking ironic if it is.......
@@csar07. fair, still came off as angry/mocking
@@Zephal0 Nah i fully agree with you it was angry/mocking
I see Pyro lost his mind after the Better Call Saul ending.
No person should subject themselves to this amount of reddit
“Whats the strangest nsfw thing anyone commissioned”
Pyro didnt want to look at that because it would be about him
That was literally the joke, yes.
Pyro talking about degeneracy is peak comedy.
Best part of this is him reading clearly just wrong from whats on the screen and the sheer amount of times he just gets it completely wrong.
0:37 Pyro: "Artists who do NSFW commissions, what's the strangest thing- ANYWAYS..."
he put himself in that one
British “people” after needing A license for their “Telly”
American “people” after paying $500 for eyedrops
In this video: Pyro overreacts to normal Reddit posts.
Pyro showing signs of salt because he doesn't get the wholesome award on his own subreddit
I see the BCS finale deteriorated Pyro's mental state to that of a twitter user.
Damn, happens to the best of us.
Can't wait for this to become a nonstop reread of reddit posts
To be honest asking help in reddit is helpful. My gmail got hacked a while ago and people of reddit helped me out.
Yeah the people there gave me a lot of good advice and saved me hundreds of dollars when I was building a pc. It just does not make you feel good when you browse through subreddits like r/askreddit, because top posts are always occupied with "woman of reddit" followed by the most horrific things imaginable. Idk if their parents blocked Adult Videos on their router or what, because I see this way too often.
@@jeremytesticleman1607 I've never seen a post starting with "Woman of reddit" that dosen't have the NSFW tag. It's actually disgusting how hrny askreddit is, I don't like to joke about mental health but the people (majority) who ask and upvotes these kinds of posts needs to seriously get help, I have no idea why its such a normal and casual theme in this subreddit.
Big chungus
Love how he skipped over the commission question
he he he ha
As a ask reddit Yt shorts account, the amount of actual toddlers using Reddit is beyond anyones comprehension
do you edit them together or is it like a script
@@miniak2708 I edit them together, I don't use any scripts, just tts and screenshots, although I do record the parkour myself and every day the map is different, as Its more interesting and the videos are not as monotone
@@redditeater very nice
The most annoying thing about that sub, is that you'll see questions that start like "Snipers of Reddit" or "Spies of Reddit" and it'll get thousands of replies from alleged demographic. Somehow thousands of them are lurking on Reddit waiting to answer.
Ye that's kinda creepy dude.
Feels like 90% of reddit comments should be in r/thathappened
Impressive, now let's see Paul Allen's Google Maps donation.
Pyro doin full length UA-cam shorts where the robot voice reads Reddit comments, truly inspiring content
bro these pyro videos got me so happy everyday
you should do more of these. i have a feeling i'll rewatch this video a lot
This is a wholesome chungus 100 moment
Indeed
i disagree
go outside
I’m gay
@@patrickbateman5461 same
What about i ask you too get some maidens pyro
He is maidenless
Thank you for the wonderful content "pyro"
"thank you" for the "wonderful" "content" "pyro"
"thank you" for the *wonderful* "content" **pyro**
bruh “bruh” bruh bruh bruh “bruh”
fank chu fur da wunderfull contemt pyrowo!!
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fur
Finally pyro is now a Reddit text to speech channel
Pyro NEEDS money, does he?
Pyro's does not, in fact, need money. Remember, this is a man who considers losing 70k over using a single song to be an acceptable trade-off.
Always found it odd how big of a deal people made seeing their granny nakey, untill i realized i am finnish and saunas aren't that common outside of here.
seeing how weird the parents are really give a bigger perspective to why Redditors are the way they are. They’re not naturally weird (some are tho) they just grew up w the weirdest parents💀💀
Finally, you have become a text to speech reddit channel
I need longer vids of Pyro just reading answer stuff on reddit
I love when Pyro completely misunderstands something he read and just keeps going
Reddit man seriously went "NAKED GRANDMAW!"
based pyro for calling out the teacher trying not to laugh. love u man
Pyro realising no one under 13 can be on reddit so he ends the video
"what is wrong with these people's parents"
Well a lot obviously, they raised redditors
0:40 he had flashbacks of 2020
I laugh so hard lmao
Someone at my a grade school had crapped in the boys bathroom everyone who stayed after school had gotten in trouble.
I took a shit in a urinal when i was in primary school because i was feeling extra devious that day. no one found out it was me because i was the good kid/teacher's pet type lol
"I saw this Reddit post from Tiktok"
Oh God, my skin just crawled off and died. That sentence is like the beginning of a modern day Lovecraftian horror story.
This video was Wholesome 100. Thank you Pyro, may you be breathtaking for many chunguses to come.
Part of my soul probably died writing that.
A kid Discovers that his father doesnt enjoy his family, and has another one that really loves
Pyro: kind of an L
7:30 - I mean going through abandoned paperwork and not being able to stop is just a sign you should go into Archives and Records
Pyro you are becoming the thing you sweared to destroy a redit react channel
Reddit is the most smooth brain place on the planet
Everyone thinks they're smarter than everyone, but to be fair that's all social media
@@kirpi7996 I notice TikTok and Reddit are like that the most
@@internetexplorer3669 Maybe its true but your comment is literally saying youre smarter than them
@@kirpi7996 i mean, if your site is mainly known for tracking down and doxxing people online, people are going to think you're at least smarter than the average social media user
@@kirpi7996 True but what makes reddit stand out over twitter, tik tok or instagram is that upvote system and moderation which maintains (p)redditors their dumb etiquette.
Reddit is literally made to polarise people and make them smoothbrained.
Love the constant videos, keep up the great work!
Does he stream somewhere else now because i have not seen this man stream in like a month yet content keeps coming out
He streams on UA-cam now
@@Jusuff I'm guessing my sleep schedule is just miserable and I'm missing all of these streams then lmao
Pyrocynical is now a text-to-speech reddit reads channel
Worst reddit question is "Redditors, when will Pyrocynical's Petscop 2 come out?"
Pyro's Pronunciation of a "Cenote" killed me. He made a whole game analysis involving one in one of the main quests. Jason even said it properly in the vid. Wtf, man ? [3:18]
Damn, if only soothouse was still alive, those 2 would've made a good collab
Well I'm drunk and the thumbnail got me intrigued, so here I am.
I refresh after watching a vid of yours and this comes up, saying it was uploaded 16 second ago. Damn
My life has actually been so much better after I deleted reddit
The cat one was pretty wholesome if you take a look at the image.
Worst part about this reddit is that the amount of UA-cam channels use that text to speech to read it out and get much views with it
I used to work at an ice rink. They would have our paystubs out at the front desk on a plastic prop. They were in an envelope, but they had our addresses. I made sure I was the first person to get theirs.
Love how pyro uses opera gx on stream so he can get that lovely sponsor money
drop that 5-hour bcs review ya brit
Pyro skipped over the nsfw question at the beginning for a reason
He knows first hand the shit people ask NSFW artists to draw
We love asking reddit
I also had a friend who took a shit in the urinal, but it wasn’t weird just funny cuz we filmed it. He claimed doing that made him a ‘legend’
That's incredibly sad
it sounds as if you never had any friends to do funny things with
Nothing weird about filming someone shitting in a urinal at all
@@bintgen explain how shiting in a urinal is "funny"
thats like the least funniest thing ever. but you’re probably a 15 year old who thinks pyro being a furry is such an l bozo ratio as the kids call it
pyro shit talking reddit while he makes a reddit video, respect.
quality content, quinton.
Pyro be like "Wholesome/pure moment, gotta be an underage"
The moment he read the NSFW artists I almost choked ☠️☠️☠️
people of reddit, chungus [serious]
“The worst of r/askreddit”: literally anything posted on there
Ask reddit is just people asking the most specific questions that applies to no one like " ex serial killers of reddit where are the bodies hidden" and then some 400kg guy replies and says " so I killed my friend because he called me a nerd and then slept with his sister"
Saul’s gone pyro, you can’t hide in reddit
1:59 "hey dad we're out of milk"
The reason they give wholesome awards is because you get a random free award to use every day
These vids are elite
I prefer Pyro doing an AssCredit channel routine without the text to speech than another celebrity drama video that noone cares about.
Speak for yourself, I like those videos
5:55 sorry for all the time stamps and stuff
:wait at the door then knock 5 minutes after there’s no more u know(depends on when u got the alcohol (alch-hall)
"Rob?"
Rob: *NAKED GRANDMA!*
askreddit is not about helping, is about asking simple question
pyro reading a sentence wrong for the 5864th time:
I’m 99% sure that last comment was a joke someone made to help you feel better, but i guess Pyro is just jokedeaf
0:38 Pyro, we already know, there's no reason to be ashamed
bro is becoming a reddit commentator💀💀💀💀
I'd love to say that cheating is bad but if my dad didn't cheat, then i wouldn't be alive. I was the product of my dad cheating on his first wife. Today, my dad splits his time between two families and although i've met my two half sisters and my second mother, they haven't met my mother.
I'd also like to mention that my dad dated my mom for like 8 years and in all of those years they never used a condom nor birth control pills. It's quite a surprise how i don't have an older brother.
Today i escape from the dirt
Poland here, when I was 8 there was some shit in a urinal in our school
Im 17 now, the trauma is still there
to byłem ja
@@miniak2708 miasto
@@janys6502 wadowice
Read the thumbnail as “Naked grandma... respectfully”
Can't be a coincidence that all the people with weird parents end it up on Reddit
Pyrocynical attempts to understand situational irony challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)