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I love a video of Charlie kicking someone after multiple warnings. Kills me every time 😂 especially when they say I love a fight then get instantly humbled
Funny man He said he hated grasses, He wanted a fight and as soon as he got slapped he wanted the police. The only dangerous thing about that guy is he my get you locked up lol
It's hilarious watching these young men get so shocked when their normal tactics don't work. Their so used to threatening people and getting by in life by intimidating. Charlie slapping the sense into these chavs one by one (literally)
At 23:20 when you said "sorry, but you got what you deserved" It wasn't an apology or an admissions of Guilt. It was an expression of sympathy for his plight in being so thick that he is unable to understand that he got what he deserved.
Stay from big chaz he kicks out like a horse on heat 🤣🤣🤣🤣 im moving from sunny hyndland to Knutsford soon. I promise to come and say hello.... Dont kick out please 🙏😉
Crutchie is like a Sith Lord who wants a never ending battle. And Charlie is the jedi who defended himself and wants peace. But crutchie hunts him and uses the force to sense Charlie’s location and he’s sending in the empire of crackies on charlie
Follow man's hard guy demeanor totally changed after the Spartan kick and left jab, "boo hoo I'm calling the police". Now he knows the consequence of trying to breach the Veitch 😬
Wow that was very gentle treatment by that officer, it was awesome to see him just helping the fella to a place to just relax instead of throwing him into a cage.
How many times does someone need to be warned? It’s a shame seeing these people obviously they need help but first they need to be able help themselves, which isn’t easy in many cases. Keep up the great content Charlie 👍
Life of Brian. Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals! Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals! Brian: You're all different! Crowd: Yes, we are all different! Man in crowd: I'm not... Crowd: Shhh!
Your videos make me want to sell the farm in Canada and move in to the heart of your wonderful city. We have bears, moose,beavers and coyotes but sadly no Crutchies and bookstore heists.
I love how surprised the angry guys look when you take action lol. End of the day its either you or him who's goes first and Charlie has it spot on by warning them and then taking action. They don't expect it all
Crutchie would make a killing if he started his own UA-cam channel "A day in the life of Crutchie" I would definitely watch it, like and subscribe 🤣🤣. On another note, another great kick Charlie followed by a great upper cut 🤜, he definitely had it coming, "follow" guy was in a league of his own, proper weirdo, and "photo" guy tut tut NOT ALLOWED 📵 🤪. We love the veitch 🥰
"Schrodinger's corpse", man I laughed at that one. Physics comedy gold. Well done, Charlie! Cavatina at the end was just wrong though... it should have been the theme from "Kung Fu"!!
I've not been into Manchester for a long time but it reminds me of the 2000AD graphic novels. The Judge Dredd scenarios, with citizens scurrying along with their backpacks, unconcerned with the street squalor and submissive to the police state. Sugar was the illegal drug of choice in mega city, and smoking was allowed only in 'smokeautoriums '
Is it wrong that i was on the edge of my seat shouting 'go on Charlie do him!' ? That creepy guy had loads of warnings, and you were totally justified to defend yourself. I only ever cheer like that for Tyson Fury normally! Looking forward to the next bout lol.
Charlie, more sepultura references would be great. for those that didn't get it. Charlie going "Boots, bloody boots" was a mimic of a song called "Roots" by the Brazilian metal band "Sepultura" With the main chorus lyric being "Roots, bloody roots"
THANKS CHARLIE BOBSTAR HERE YOU MAKE MORE SENSE THAN ALL THE LIEING MEDIA CHANNELS MUM DIED RECENTLY AND YOU HAVE ME LAUGHING MAY YOUR LIGHT KEEP YOU SAFE 🕍🌈👍🕍🙏
Charlie has an interesting combo. The accent of a posh Edinburgh graduate mixed with the balls of a Glasgow gangster who boots people around the streets if they get too close to him.
thumbs up for "A VIEWER MEET UP SAFARI DAY IN MANCHESTER WITH CHARLIE VIETCH" seeing all the famous sites and potentially "CRUTCHIE" and the others, and of course a trip down "COTTERGERS COVE" well up for it
Way back in the day in Edinburgh we had the drunks barrow, that was pushed round the city looking for drunks, they would pick them up and wheel them to the nearest police station. You could do with one in MCR.
I must admit Charlie, that last scene with the guitarist in the background and you making that wonderful heartfelt speech, well, I must admit I had a tear in my eye, then I realised I was laughing! 😂 Live long and prosper my friend.
Theory: crutchie is not real he just spawns in, it just takes a while to render the map before crutchie can spawn and finally find charles
He's an npc 🤣🤣
This checks out.
Charlie's solipsism in full effect.
@@godofmyworld77 Non Playable Character Lol ! Crutchie.
@@chrishart8548 spot on lol crutchie is stuck in some sort of terrible loop 🤣🤣🤣 spawned only to be laid flat by our lead character 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He went from gangster to informant after one kick 😂
His manners improved tenfold in that instant also. Thereafter addressing Veitch as "Sir" post the Sparta treatment.
He also said "God doesn't love grasses".....then he gets booted and suddenly he's cool with being a grass. 😂
Follow man goes from "I don't make threats, I do a threat" to "that's assault sir" 😂
What an absolute fanny 😂
I love a video of Charlie kicking someone after multiple warnings. Kills me every time 😂 especially when they say I love a fight then get instantly humbled
They dont realise the reach of them long legs until its too late hahahahhaha
Until a dude fugged his finger
Funny man He said he hated grasses, He wanted a fight and as soon as he got slapped he wanted the police. The only dangerous thing about that guy is he my get you locked up lol
22.23 💯
everyones gotta plan till they get a punch in the head - mike tyson
Calls Charlie a grass. He walks towards Charlie gets the kick and shouts, "He kicked me" 🤣 Brilliant content as always
Then threatens to call the police. I guess he's the grass. And no doubt a nonce, too.
It's hilarious watching these young men get so shocked when their normal tactics don't work. Their so used to threatening people and getting by in life by intimidating. Charlie slapping the sense into these chavs one by one (literally)
Bullies always do that!!
Threatening people then run to Police when they get some !!
True cowards
Just another bored piss head stop drinkin get a life simple
He's waiting for police so he can GRASS charlie up!!! smh
Jakeball-" I love a fight, me"
Charlie- *kicks him to his arse*
Jakeball- "Wait till the police arrive.
😂😂😂😂 what a W⚓
Absolutely loved it how he calls you all the names under the sun before getting Sparta kicked and chinned then after it's sir 😂😂😂
Charlie knocked some manners into him
Manners? The guy goes round antagonising people for views. Pisses people off and then turns his camera on when It's convenient for him
@@ethan1305not sure if you've not watched the video or if you don't understand the comment but we weren't saying Charlie had manners 😅
@@ethan1305 When some one says, "I will walk away" and they walk away from you. and you follow them. You are the antagoniser.
@@TheManOfReason.100% absolutely nailed it.
Nobody appreciates the skill involved in kicking crackies and keeping the footage centre and stable. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
The guy who got smacked up at the end said he don't drink and when the pressure was put on him, he suddenly had a can of beer in his hand 🤣🤣
If you look closely when he gets kicked it starts pouring out of his pocket.
@@MrDatblink Yup, as SOON as he stands back up he readjusts the can to make sure it's upright and not spilling...
hahaha spawned a can of beer
Or collab with ab
At 23:20 when you said "sorry, but you got what you deserved" It wasn't an apology or an admissions of Guilt. It was an expression of sympathy for his plight in being so thick that he is unable to understand that he got what he deserved.
I love when crutchie makes a guest appearance its great
@@stustanski3912 my day lights with joy when I binge Charlie and crutchie makes his weekly guest appearance
Stay from big chaz he kicks out like a horse on heat 🤣🤣🤣🤣 im moving from sunny hyndland to Knutsford soon. I promise to come and say hello.... Dont kick out please 🙏😉
charlie should follow him around all day one time
@@gamestech9016 comedy gold
Charlie has made him famous.
Islam against extremism sounds like a juxtaposition
The Veitch effect, 🤣"I'm waiting for the police to arrive now sir," 😂😂 he sounded like a butler when he said that. 😂
I think this is how you hire a butler
Follow Man got 10 warnings, didn't listen, got booted, calmed down, the rest is history 🤣 #ClassicVeitch
Crutchie is the most charismatic and enigmatic crackhead of our generation
"Crutchie is the most charismatic and enigmatic crackhead of our generation. Five stars!"
- Helicopter Gunship (UA-cam).
I saw crutchie and called him crutchie, he did not look happy
Getting Sparta Kicked and slapped around a little by Charlie Veitch is now on my bucket list.
😂
Make sure you give us that POV perspective 😉😂
Hahaha
22:35 the best part i love how he can do this and film it at same time Charle you are a strong man keep it up bro.
Crutchie making two appearances in a short amount of time, I sense a season finale on the way
Haha
Documenting Manchester in all it's chaotic glory. Great work, Mr. Veitch.
Why does every crackie fall the same 💀💀💀 Another perfectly executed kick from Charlie!
never change charlie you bring me so much joy
That kick was just satisfying to watch. Well done.
Crutchie is like a Sith Lord who wants a never ending battle. And Charlie is the jedi who defended himself and wants peace. But crutchie hunts him and uses the force to sense Charlie’s location and he’s sending in the empire of crackies on charlie
Crutchie is persistent but Follow Man stole the day
Loved how you booted him away 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
"I don't make threats I am a threat!", after the spartan kick he soon changed his tune "I'm waiting for the Police to arrive now, sir!"
The constable handled party man perfectly.
It was good to see.
Not the usual overreaction we so often witness.
Cool, calm and collected.
It’s how policing should be. The video could be used as a training tool
Compassion and sadness in the same instant with party man. Full range documentary achieved.
Charlie has actually perfected the front karate kick
True! We need to see it from a side view.
I'm 100% singing "Boots Bloody Boots" Sepultura style from now on 😂
If Charlie keeps kicking the Problematic like this, one day Manchester will be a nice place again. Great work
This has been the best week of content I've seen on this channel.
I second that!
Follow man's hard guy demeanor totally changed after the Spartan kick and left jab, "boo hoo I'm calling the police". Now he knows the consequence of trying to breach the Veitch 😬
When Charlie strikes, they always go down. 😎🥊
The old Charlie kick - one of them every now & then makes me smile.
The dude looks about 40 and calls Charlie a nonce? Why does every single Chav call people a nonce? 😂
Wow that was very gentle treatment by that officer, it was awesome to see him just helping the fella to a place to just relax instead of throwing him into a cage.
Hahahahha yes charlie. you legend. Please never stop slapping these chavvy little bullies.
How many times does someone need to be warned?
It’s a shame seeing these people obviously they need help but first they need to be able help themselves, which isn’t easy in many cases.
Keep up the great content Charlie 👍
That kick! It never fails you 🤣 Well done sir
Life of Brian.
Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!
Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
Crowd: Yes, we are all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...
Crowd: Shhh!
Your videos make me want to sell the farm in Canada and move in to the heart of your wonderful city. We have bears, moose,beavers and coyotes but sadly no Crutchies and bookstore heists.
No, don't, Manchester is by and large a dump.
I loved Canada can we swop?
I’m sure we could club together to pay crutches air fair .
What’s the chances that the perfume is real ?
I suggest you visit and get close to Crutchie and smell his breath. Its a pungent reality check
I love how surprised the angry guys look when you take action lol. End of the day its either you or him who's goes first and Charlie has it spot on by warning them and then taking action. They don't expect it all
Charlie your content is top class. Well executed push kick again too
That outro with the acoustic guitar was a perfect poetic conclusion.
My town truly is like a Cartoon made on the spice the protagonists are taking.
Clown world
@@kjp1232 🤡 🌎 indeed
That guitar bit at the end from The Deer Hunter was beautiful.
Calls you a grass, calls the police 😆
"I hate grasses"
A few moments lateurrr
"That's assault, I'm waiting til the police arrive now sir" 🤣🤣
Charlie cleaning up the city, I bet cottagers cove is a ghost town these days, well done sir
Ever thought about seeking employment rather than leech benefits from working ppl Charles?
Criminals are getting intellectual, stealing autobiographies by…
Katie Price 😂
The kick of Kabul returns, funny how he said he’d love to fight then proceed to not do a damn thing 😂
23:01 This is what happens to you if you put that fake perfume on.
You have been warned 😂
Crutchie would make a killing if he started his own UA-cam channel "A day in the life of Crutchie" I would definitely watch it, like and subscribe 🤣🤣. On another note, another great kick Charlie followed by a great upper cut 🤜, he definitely had it coming, "follow" guy was in a league of his own, proper weirdo, and "photo" guy tut tut NOT ALLOWED 📵 🤪. We love the veitch 🥰
A day in the life of crutchie wakes up drinks 4 cans of special brew then stumbles round Manchester swearing yeh great video 🤨 lol
@@kjp1232 I think it would involve more than 4 cans too become the character we all hate too love
@@river1927 "crutchie" & "follow man" could be the new Ant & Dec but infinitely more entertaining.
A village is missing a idiot calls you a grass then threatens to call the police! Follow man unbelievable 😂
Love the Sepultura rendition of Boots Bloody Boots. Maybe they could use it in their next ad campaign.
Haha! Yeah, I enjoyed the Sepultura. Are you a big fan Charlie?
Charlie has a legendary sparta kick. Always puts them down. It's funny how he went from a hard man to calling you sir and crying for the police 🤣
"Schrodinger's corpse", man I laughed at that one. Physics comedy gold. Well done, Charlie!
Cavatina at the end was just wrong though... it should have been the theme from "Kung Fu"!!
The Dude is fast as lightning Haha
I've not been into Manchester for a long time but it reminds me of the 2000AD graphic novels. The Judge Dredd scenarios, with citizens scurrying along with their backpacks, unconcerned with the street squalor and submissive to the police state. Sugar was the illegal drug of choice in mega city, and smoking was allowed only in 'smokeautoriums '
Oh boy, the lunatics have full on taken over the asylum 🫣
Inspector gadget looks a little bit light on his feet lol 🤣
YOU WERE RIGHT TO DEFEND YOURSELF!
And you had all the video evidence to put him away for a couple of months 😂 or maybe not, English Courts, probably 7 days.🤣
Give that man some money playing the guitar behind ye ....made me get emotional😢😊
Is it wrong that i was on the edge of my seat shouting 'go on Charlie do him!' ? That creepy guy had loads of warnings, and you were totally justified to defend yourself. I only ever cheer like that for Tyson Fury normally! Looking forward to the next bout lol.
Mong
We need a kicking compilation 😂
Charlie, more sepultura references would be great.
for those that didn't get it. Charlie going "Boots, bloody boots" was a mimic of a song called "Roots" by the Brazilian metal band "Sepultura"
With the main chorus lyric being "Roots, bloody roots"
Max CaVeitchlera.
That's the first thing I thought about
Thanks for explaining a very well known song
@@everythingfellapart not as well known as it was
He kicked the posh into him 😂😂 going from 'i do threats' to ' thats assault sir. 😂
Charlie is keeping his survival skills sharp, for the NPC apocalypse. The bottom of his LGTV Trainers, will ensure, that he's a 'sole' survivor.
The irony in a guy with a camera following people, filming them telling someone else not to follow them. 😂
Crutchie is by far my favourite character. You need to do merchandise. Like a watch out for Crutchie T-Shirt.
Captain crutchie 🤣
Don’t you have junkies in your hometown?
Crutchie is indeed a loveable rogue. I can imagine him fitting in perfectly to a Charles Dickens novel.
@@thebatman4279 no he’s not. He’s a junkie
Love the contempt in that girls voice as she said "Basketball".
they always fall over in the exact same animation after a kick
🤣👍
That kick is unreal 🤣 think it’s the 3rd or 4th time I’ve seen it and it just puts anyone on their arse 😂
Charlie you always make me chuckle 🤣🤣🤣.... Legend of Manchester
Calls Charlie a grass, then waits for cops to come. what a bellend.
Sparta kicks him! I can’t stop laughing 😂
THANKS CHARLIE BOBSTAR HERE YOU MAKE MORE SENSE THAN ALL THE LIEING MEDIA CHANNELS MUM DIED RECENTLY AND YOU HAVE ME LAUGHING MAY YOUR LIGHT KEEP YOU SAFE 🕍🌈👍🕍🙏
Follow Man the type of dude to jump in front of a bus to try and claim compensation.
Starts saying sir after he got kicked like he's some kind of refined gent.
Even at quarter speed the Sparta kick is invisible. It's like he's been struck by a beam weapon.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Charlie has an interesting combo. The accent of a posh Edinburgh graduate mixed with the balls of a Glasgow gangster who boots people around the streets if they get too close to him.
That Spartan kick is amazing 😂
Crutchie loves charlie and I think he's just trying to give him a big hug 🤗
Charlie - God loves you.
Follow man - God doesn't love grasses.
Charlie - Sparta kicks follow man.
Follow man - POLICE, POLICE, POLICE😂
From here on out Boots shall be referred to as *death metal voice* Booooots Bloody Booooots
Another muppet learns the hard way, he just doesn't know when to quit. Keep up the good work Charlie.
19:44 my advice is do not buy this fake perfume.
Ha ha as a sepultura fan I will never look at boots in the same way ever again.
BOOOOOOTS BLOODY BOÒOOOTS
The one and only Veitch kick 😂😂😂😂
The gentle treatment of the copper with the wrecked man melted my heart at 16:00 ish..Policing at its finest.
You reminded me of Roger Cook when chasing that guy down the street
Love the lovely soothing theme from the Deer Hunter, at the end, after such a stressful day on Market Street.😉
At 16 minutes, Charlie should've been singing "I'll take you home again, Kathleen". Missed a comedy coup there!
thumbs up for "A VIEWER MEET UP SAFARI DAY IN MANCHESTER WITH CHARLIE VIETCH" seeing all the famous sites and potentially "CRUTCHIE" and the others, and of course a trip down "COTTERGERS COVE" well up for it
Why you running??........coz there`s a 7 foot tall half Scottish half Brazilian mad man chasing after me 🤣🤣
Way back in the day in Edinburgh we had the drunks barrow, that was pushed round the city looking for drunks, they would pick them up and wheel them to the nearest police station. You could do with one in MCR.
The policeman gently walking the inebriated chap and helping him to a seat in a 'he ain't heavy, he's my brother' kind of way.
I'm wellin' up, Tommy.
I must admit Charlie, that last scene with the guitarist in the background and you making that wonderful heartfelt speech, well, I must admit I had a tear in my eye, then I realised I was laughing! 😂 Live long and prosper my friend.
Respect, Charlie.
Respect a man who exploits people in their shittiest of times? Yikes.
@@BorisJohnsonMayor fuck em.
Closed caps wrote the conversation as "leave it crunchy, leave it".
I will forever know him as Crunchy.