SOME PARTS OF THE VIDEO YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY SEEN (ORIGINAL VIDEO 'LEGENDARY TWEETS' GOT TAKEN DOWN SO HAD TO RE-EDIT IT!) ---- ANYWAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! HAVE A GREAT ONE!!!! ❤❤❤
Why everywhere. I see you in pokemon videos, mario videos, minecraft... jaiden videos, alpharad videos... I won't be surprised If I see you in some Spanish videos
Jeff as your boyfriend: -He would lock you up in a room for approximately 3 days -Grabs a meat knife -Chops you up one by one -Shoves your brain into the microwave, organs into the stove and heart pieces on pizza. -Horror movies!!!! ❤
@@GrenKler OHHHH! That's why there was so much space between the words!! OMG. I didn't even notice that. I'm an idiot. Also. Daaammn. That's too brutal.
the odd number vowel post is literally just that old tumblr meme where the entire reblog chain is just chaos where no one knows how numbers and letters work
$80 an hour working from 10pm - 5am is $560 a night, nearly 3 grand a week if you're working 5 days a week, may be more given the niche. $145,600 a year, about half is lost in tax but still that's like 75,000+ a year, dude I would take that job in a heart beat, fuck the implied ghosts or whatever.
I've seen the post about the raccoons and opossums a few times before and every time it makes me laugh. ( Not the response with the bear, just the post.) I would bring them in if I could catch them they're so cute 😭😭 Except the opossums come in on their own, but I never see raccoons.
That last one was just cruel though. To those who didn't get it, his eyes were facing different directions maybe he has a lazy eye or something so the dude who wrote the comment put half the comment on one side (for one eye to read) and the other half on the other side (for the other eye to read). But I guess he did literally ask for it so yeah.
I misread that post about the mother. "When he's 10 but accidentally knocked up my mom" which is crazy. At that point he and your mom ain't the problem
“Might have trouble opening up at first, but grows to trust you when you show him your won’t ever leave” You mean when you show him you CANT leave. “Loves horror movies, he’d love comforting you when you get scared” Wrong, he loves horror movies because he loves playing the killer. “Absolutely adores seeing you in his clothes” Yeah, he probably loves seeing you in his blood soaked hoodie. He probably think it gives you “flavour” or something “Shows he loves you through his actions more than his words” Random dude who can’t see how insane he is “oh don’t worry, when he chases you around the house with a knife, cackaling like a witch and tries to stab you when you sleep that just means he loves you🥰” “Jeff really loves to cook” The same dude from earlier “cook you up bc you look like such a snack🥴🥴” Me “or literally” Jeff:*spells “I hope u die” in salad for me and smiles* Literally everyone: 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
for the Jeff post 1. hes going to drug you thats what he does in the series 2. he might have a knife 3. idk but maybe something in his clothes???? 4.actions? "i love you" stabs: 5. thats human meat fr to be honest if i saw that i ain't eating that. 6. the smell in the house is a no no for me 7.not even Jeffery uh no thanks
SOME PARTS OF THE VIDEO YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY SEEN (ORIGINAL VIDEO 'LEGENDARY TWEETS' GOT TAKEN DOWN SO HAD TO RE-EDIT IT!) ---- ANYWAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! HAVE A GREAT ONE!!!! ❤❤❤
Merry Christmas
Love you too bro 💙
Merry Christmas 🎄
happy santa dey
Merry Christmas!!!
Getting my girlfriend’s mom pregnant is a super common thing I do when I’m in a silly goofy mood 🤪
I get even more bonkers when I instantly leave to get some milk (I am not getting milk it’s a prank)
Me too
@@Watercape13 Yeah, the mom already has experience, why should you have to buy more milk.Seems unnecessary if you ask me.
@@Ran_Do LOL
Exactly!
0:11 That guy really knows how to use technology in the most effective way possible.
Why everywhere. I see you in pokemon videos, mario videos, minecraft... jaiden videos, alpharad videos... I won't be surprised If I see you in some Spanish videos
@@Qoobon_ same
Jeff as your boyfriend:
-He would lock you up in a room for approximately 3 days
-Grabs a meat knife
-Chops you up one by one
-Shoves your brain into the microwave, organs into the stove and heart pieces on pizza.
-Horror movies!!!! ❤
Even vegans would eat that
Jeff(rey) (dahmer)
Dont threaten me with a good time 😏
I love a girl who just kills me 😍
@@youtubestudiosucks978 Ik. Jeff's jokes always *kill* me
Dahmer Gamer Moments
Pegasus is such a funny guy I can feel his comedic energy coming inside of me
*dirty mind activated
pardon?
Yo...
what u mean by that?
@@bluebros1813 your comment has a translation that translates to "they"
3:50 at first I thought it was bad accuracy, then I realised only the black sections were hit, and with pinpoint precision too.
The last one's so brutal
I didn't even get it! :(
@@ritun4656 I think the joke is about her left eye
@@GrenKler OHHHH! That's why there was so much space between the words!! OMG. I didn't even notice that. I'm an idiot. Also. Daaammn. That's too brutal.
@@ritun4656 lol
Lol fr fr.
the odd number vowel post is literally just that old tumblr meme where the entire reblog chain is just chaos where no one knows how numbers and letters work
Merry Christmas Pegasus, Thanks for making me laugh
Merry Christmas!
Happy Hohoho Day!
merry get-mustard-for-christmas day
Its 26th now but ok
@@Wispectre maybe where u live but for me it's the 25th
Happy christmas
1:46 dis-get help bro 😂😂😂😂
5:03 Bro, 2 is even, not odd- but it's still hilarious because of your expression xD
THE LAST ONE LMAOOOOOOO ☠☠😭😭
That last one was a roast alright. DAMN THAT WAS GOOD
"You silent forever now" killed me😭💀✋
4:53 what the hell i am watching this on the 16th of august 2023…
Humanity has become Kratos
Merry Christmas, go spend time with your family.
My fam is pegasus
But I'm batman in my alt
I got sick
@@trollg1544 Drive to the cemetary.
I’m in australia so we’re a day ahead of you
I saw the thumbnail clicked and got an ad for a gun perfect advertisement at the perfect time
Just when you think humanity can’t fall any further, it goes depths we never new were even possible. 🌚🔫
2:07 humanity was a mistake for everything 💀
i love wild tiktok screenshots, such a great account
$80 an hour working from 10pm - 5am is $560 a night, nearly 3 grand a week if you're working 5 days a week, may be more given the niche.
$145,600 a year, about half is lost in tax but still that's like 75,000+ a year, dude I would take that job in a heart beat, fuck the implied ghosts or whatever.
AHA, I'm not superstitious so I don't need to think about ghosts.
I've seen the post about the raccoons and opossums a few times before and every time it makes me laugh. ( Not the response with the bear, just the post.) I would bring them in if I could catch them they're so cute 😭😭 Except the opossums come in on their own, but I never see raccoons.
The last one was brutal 💀💀
People who know this is a partial reupload are legends
Every day humanity digs a hole deeper and deeper
Last one took a couple seconds, but wow...best self own, ever! :D
last one just got violated
7:23 jokes on you i'm leaning on a wall
I really liked your troll humor in this video. Much love❤
That milk idea is genius you get more milk per milk my guy!!!
Merry Christmas pegaSUS
Merry Christmas Pegasus!
0:20 she’s saying this like it’s a good thing. I can probably smell her from here.
4:19 to trick your enemies you must first trick your allies
Merry Christmas Pegasus
I can confirm that i ate a cat and i will do it again
man, not on christmas day
Fr
Spending Christmas morning with pegasus>>>
Merry Xmas Pegasus
6:15 I love the “accident” part. Totally accidentally
0:35 classic sim behavior
The thumbnail tho.. I can’t-💀💀💀
“Accidently”
2:14 bro wtf i was eating dinner
Merry Susmas Peggyboi
That last one was just cruel though. To those who didn't get it, his eyes were facing different directions maybe he has a lazy eye or something so the dude who wrote the comment put half the comment on one side (for one eye to read) and the other half on the other side (for the other eye to read). But I guess he did literally ask for it so yeah.
Is that entire subreddit just dedicated to destroying self-esteem?
5:16 okay thats actually kinda funny
4:56 i dont know if i can count this or not but my grandma died on that day
i predicted that to happen
6:17 you can still call them "daddy"
devious little creatures
3:05 Rythms lol
Amazing. Absolutely amazing 😔
Merry Christmas Pegasus, don't forget to take some break some time.
When you tackle your sleep addiction with a crippling amphetamine addiction 😎
merry christmas pegauss
Mum I'm depressed
Mum: *buys a everything's sunshine and rainbows shirt*
half the time, i don't think it would be bad for aliens to come and wipe us out to end all of....this
Megasus 💀💀💀💀
Imagine someone u know finds this.. and you immediately go from Emily the depressed girl to ur normal self
0:08 WHAT IN THE GOOFY AHH IS THAT IMAGE FOR EXAMPLE BRO 💀💀💀
5:42 is so relatable
I misread that post about the mother. "When he's 10 but accidentally knocked up my mom" which is crazy. At that point he and your mom ain't the problem
Merry Christmas Pegasus.
Thanks UA-cam for notifying me 3 days after this video was posted.
The Queen didn’t die on 16th august…. Wait……. Am I missing the joke?
1:43 just imagine them sitting with their legs open, the smell 🤮💀
Yo Pegasus, How your Christmas going ?
“Might have trouble opening up at first, but grows to trust you when you show him your won’t ever leave”
You mean when you show him you CANT leave.
“Loves horror movies, he’d love comforting you when you get scared”
Wrong, he loves horror movies because he loves playing the killer.
“Absolutely adores seeing you in his clothes”
Yeah, he probably loves seeing you in his blood soaked hoodie. He probably think it gives you “flavour” or something
“Shows he loves you through his actions more than his words”
Random dude who can’t see how insane he is “oh don’t worry, when he chases you around the house with a knife, cackaling like a witch and tries to stab you when you sleep that just means he loves you🥰”
“Jeff really loves to cook”
The same dude from earlier “cook you up bc you look like such a snack🥴🥴”
Me “or literally”
Jeff:*spells “I hope u die” in salad for me and smiles*
Literally everyone: 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
imagine going with the robot thingy to McDonald’s 💀
Micheal mouse is absolutely no friend of mine.
I don’t want to be apart of this generation anymore
HUMANITY IS FALLING BUT MERRY CHRISTMAS ☃️☃️🎄
I didn't understand the last one? Can someone explain?
Ya know what, maybe watching this while eating wasn't such a good idea
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
for the Jeff post 1. hes going to drug you thats what he does in the series 2. he might have a knife 3. idk but maybe something in his clothes???? 4.actions? "i love you" stabs: 5. thats human meat fr to be honest if i saw that i ain't eating that. 6. the smell in the house is a no no for me 7.not even Jeffery uh no thanks
i really just made a paragraph on that- .... 🗿
merry christmas megasus
Bro was drinking milk²
My entire family gets a big bag of beef Jerky. I thank my family for going into debt for my crippling jerky addiction
Yo Pega you getting your Gains in Just gotta keep it up.
why the heck is this being posted at 6.32 Am?Also Merry Christmas
humanity has fallen to the boiler room of hell. no one is free of sin.
Humanity is already ruined I wonder what it will look like in a decade or so
Good video!!!! (I haven't watched it yet)
megasus with the pegussy
I tried not to cry watching these videos… it didn’t work 💀
When she is a 10 but i got hurt in a car accident
I saw the thumbnail and just *had* to click it.
I got so confused that I need the context.
0:21 It just means emo, kind of
6:03 "Atlantis
The picture: *Japan*
Tim to know has a family feature that allows you to set screen time for your child so they don’t stay on too long
4:11 yes we do bro what do you mean
ikr 💀💀💀💀
Reminds me of the time I got my cousins dads moms sister dog cousin cat step sister step cousin dads cats dog pregnant
6:41 whoever she’s talking about, I wish it were me
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
What the hell every odd number actually does have an E in it.
one, three, five, seven, nine, eleven...
*Why did I just now realize that???*
5:05 someone skiped maths în 6th grade
Accidentally
Ahh yes. The Great City of Atlantis...
Japan