The Raccoons are Taking Over! | Aaron Weber | Stand Up Comedy

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  • @hokey9175
    @hokey9175 Рік тому +747

    I actually have a raccoon problem rn so not only was this set very funny, but highly educational. Gonna need a hookup on the wolf urine though.

    • @oscarardon6197
      @oscarardon6197 Рік тому +28

      I think you can order it online. You can order literally anything online

    • @ShimmySnail
      @ShimmySnail Рік тому +25

      Seen coyote urine crystals at the Home Despot.

    • @thornback5641
      @thornback5641 Рік тому +39

      Your best solution is actually having a good feral cat and skunk population in your area. Skunks and cats on their own will fight racoons- but they will team up on racoons.
      There was a documentary years ago in a town where people were mad that there were 'too many' feral cats and skunks around and they couldn't figure out why one didn't take care of the other. So they set up tons of cameras. Come find out the kits(baby skunks) and kittens would play together and the cats just felt they were stinky kitties.
      Eventually the town relocated alot of cats and skunks and then they got a huge boom of racoons that caused more problems then the cats and skunks being around.

    • @TrustMelDontCare
      @TrustMelDontCare Рік тому +12

      Surprisingly enough, try your own urine. It kept cats and raccoons away from my garden. (I only did the perimeter, don't worry aha)

    • @adamturnupseed4139
      @adamturnupseed4139 Рік тому +6

      The urine doesn’t work use the crossbow

  • @Itsant33
    @Itsant33 Рік тому +258

    Omg this guy is quick with it. I've listened to him before on comedy Central as well. So glad he's on here too! He's really talented

  • @Simco_
    @Simco_ Рік тому +107

    He's so, so good! Saw him at Fully Loaded 2022 without having heard of him before and he left an impression even amongst the best out there.

  • @martavioustarver5675
    @martavioustarver5675 Рік тому +26

    That last joke just went over a lot of heads 😂

  • @darquise92
    @darquise92 Рік тому +62

    What a wonderfully hilarious and clean set! The italics part had me doubled over laughing 😅👌🏼

    • @wesleymartin7682
      @wesleymartin7682 6 місяців тому

      “That’s when the word wants to be in the next sentence” is a great line!

  • @Darbs14
    @Darbs14 Рік тому +29

    Aaron is of my absolute favorite comics!! He murders every time. This is no exception!!

    • @orrhousecreative
      @orrhousecreative Рік тому +2

      No, I'm pretty sure he's got a guy for that- didn't you hear? He's out there with a crossbow right now

    • @exdus235
      @exdus235 11 місяців тому

      RACCOON 🦝 DETERRENT 🦝
      Use ammonia doused on an old rag which is then hung up where the raccoons 🦝🦝 congregate. Refresh rag as needed to keep odor potent. This is what worked like a champ for us. Being kind to the animals was a priority for us, and the ammonia was a non-pain producing solution to get rid of the little critters. Try to wait for any newborns to be old enough to be able to get away from the ammonia smell.
      BE KIND TO ANIMALS 😊
      🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

  • @livewiiiiire
    @livewiiiiire Рік тому +47

    Best Aaronland ep so far

  • @wendyhoch3163
    @wendyhoch3163 Рік тому +63

    Great set, Aaron! Love your comedy....and of course Aaronland😂

  • @edielebet7998
    @edielebet7998 Рік тому +65

    Loved the raccoon situation - so funny! I've seen him perform and I laughed the entire time!

    • @exdus235
      @exdus235 11 місяців тому

      RACCOON 🦝 DETERRENT 🦝
      Use ammonia doused on an old rag which is then hung up where the raccoons 🦝🦝 congregate. Refresh rag as needed to keep odor potent. This is what worked like a champ for us. Being kind to the animals was a priority for us, and the ammonia was a non-pain producing solution to get rid of the little critters. Try to wait for any newborns to be old enough to be able to get away from the ammonia smell.
      BE KIND TO ANIMALS 😊
      🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

  • @ytkatz
    @ytkatz 11 місяців тому +13

    "I would never say God made a mistake..." loved that one

  • @Tiff72
    @Tiff72 Рік тому +19

    @AaronWeberComedy You called Dusty didn't you!! 🤣🤣🤣 Great job!! Funny Stuff!! #Aaronland #Nateland

  • @lucysinsheimer8520
    @lucysinsheimer8520 Рік тому +39

    This guy is funny and I am a fan of his

  • @uzbeccastan86
    @uzbeccastan86 Рік тому +11

    Oh. My. Gosh. This. Is. Absolutely. Hilarious!!!!!! I have had to pause the video a countless number of times (and I'm still only halfway through) to catch my breath and get a tissue because I am crying and falling out of my chair with roaring laughter!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xlynx9
      @xlynx9 Рік тому

      I envy you, because I watch a lot of UA-cam and my peak is mild amusement. I'm curious which experience is most typical.

    • @uzbeccastan86
      @uzbeccastan86 11 місяців тому

      @@xlynx9 It's very easy to become numb/meh; I have definitely experienced that. If you fast for a bit and then come back to it, you will have a refreshed experience!

  • @franciscajeffs7530
    @franciscajeffs7530 Рік тому +8

    I felt the 'wanna lose weight so my head gets smaller' part IN MY SOUL

  • @kdhovis8665
    @kdhovis8665 Рік тому +19

    If you're having a bad day, listen to Aaron, Nate, Brian and Dusty on the Nateland podcast! Just good lighthearted fun! In a world of too much news & info overload, they're a delight! We're having a GOOD TIME! ALRIGHT! ✌️

    • @mikethunda9506
      @mikethunda9506 Рік тому +1

      Hello folks

    • @Gracelesshearts
      @Gracelesshearts Місяць тому

      I have insomnia and now just fall asleep to them all. My favorite podcast. Always grateful for 12am to roll around on Wednesday!! 😂

  • @WhatTheAveryG1
    @WhatTheAveryG1 Рік тому +10

    Aaron was at my home club this past weekend, and I got to see his hour. Super strong, all weekend!

  • @kristinrucker7351
    @kristinrucker7351 Рік тому +8

    The raccoon guy has GOT to be Dusty Slay!!😂😂😂

    • @dianthahostetler3707
      @dianthahostetler3707 Рік тому +1

      I thought the same thing! 😂

    • @exdus235
      @exdus235 11 місяців тому +1

      RACCOON 🦝 DETERRENT 🦝
      Use ammonia doused on an old rag which is then hung up where the raccoons 🦝🦝 congregate. Refresh rag as needed to keep odor potent. This is what worked like a champ for us. Being kind to the animals was a priority for us, and the ammonia was a non-pain producing solution to get rid of the little critters. Try to wait for any newborns to be old enough to be able to get away from the ammonia smell.
      BE KIND TO ANIMALS 😊
      🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

    • @Gracelesshearts
      @Gracelesshearts Місяць тому

      Came to say the same!! 😂

  • @AmberAutryComedy
    @AmberAutryComedy Рік тому +13

    Love love Aaron Weber!!! ❤❤❤

  • @roxyndra
    @roxyndra Рік тому +12

    I heard "you know how raccoons are afraid of cucumbers?" and I thought of how cats react. Was just picturing throwing cucumbers on the ground and watching them run off.

    • @exdus235
      @exdus235 11 місяців тому

      RACCOON 🦝 DETERRENT 🦝
      Use ammonia doused on an old rag which is then hung up where the raccoons 🦝🦝 congregate. Refresh rag as needed to keep odor potent. This is what worked like a champ for us. Being kind to the animals was a priority for us, and the ammonia was a non-pain producing solution to get rid of the little critters. Try to wait for any newborns to be old enough to be able to get away from the ammonia smell.
      BE KIND TO ANIMALS 😊
      🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

    • @erej4992
      @erej4992 11 місяців тому

      Ahahahaha, that was my first thought too. 😂

  • @johnfonville133
    @johnfonville133 Рік тому +2

    I am laughing so hard...I had to pause the video to stop laughing

  • @teresadorough5104
    @teresadorough5104 Рік тому +9

    So funny! Raccoon segment was great but the end was got me. Thanks for the laughs and go Aaronland!

    • @exdus235
      @exdus235 11 місяців тому

      RACCOON 🦝 DETERRENT 🦝
      Use ammonia doused on an old rag which is then hung up where the raccoons 🦝🦝 congregate. Refresh rag as needed to keep odor potent. This is what worked like a champ for us. Being kind to the animals was a priority for us, and the ammonia was a non-pain producing solution to get rid of the little critters. Try to wait for any newborns to be old enough to be able to get away from the ammonia smell.
      BE KIND TO ANIMALS 😊
      🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

  • @Prophet_Legacy
    @Prophet_Legacy Рік тому +27

    I have a sense that this guy is/was a youth pastor

  • @shararosenwinkel8614
    @shararosenwinkel8614 Рік тому +6

    Clean comedy isn’t usually my cup of tea but he’s pretty funny 😆

  • @KG_BM
    @KG_BM Рік тому +7

    DTL, this set is really nice and spacious so the comedians arent too crowded
    *_fantastic set btw_*

  • @MrEzekiel1982
    @MrEzekiel1982 Рік тому +4

    Yale and Michigan State agree this was a good set. Seriously though Aaron I can’t believe nobody laughed when you looked at your watch. That was brilliant

  • @BasedGodGotenks
    @BasedGodGotenks 11 місяців тому +1

    Killed it! I haven’t laughed out loud to a set on my phone in ages but Aaron Weber has me crying 😂.

  • @lauralake7430
    @lauralake7430 Рік тому +3

    Dang it. I hadn't thought of Bugles snax in maybe 20 years. Now all I want to do is leave the house and drive to a 24 hour gas station and find a bag of Bugles

  • @everupward594
    @everupward594 Рік тому +2

    Hello folks, and hey bear. I love Aaronland, and it's affiliate Nate Land. Love Aaron too!

  • @garciavashchino1
    @garciavashchino1 Рік тому +3

    Wonderful... pure joy

  • @LacieOwens
    @LacieOwens Рік тому +2

    Aaronland reppin’! 👋🏼

  • @eddiepanda8564
    @eddiepanda8564 Рік тому +1

    Lets goooo ! Aaronland all day !

  • @GaryHarper-wv6xm
    @GaryHarper-wv6xm 9 місяців тому

    Absolutely killing it Aaron. Great job.

  • @scottcampbell2322
    @scottcampbell2322 Рік тому +2

    Super solid Aaron!

  • @HolowatyVlogs
    @HolowatyVlogs 10 місяців тому

    The deck joke within the first 30 seconds had me rolling! 😂

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 11 місяців тому +1

    That italic joke was spot on...😂

  • @PotooBurd
    @PotooBurd Рік тому +4

    Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!

  • @dullglint3862
    @dullglint3862 10 місяців тому

    His thought process and delivery are hilarious 🙂

  • @helpis0ntheway
    @helpis0ntheway Рік тому +2

    This set is so funny! Italics LMAO.... I have to go find more of Aaron's stuff stat

  • @biancab.4944
    @biancab.4944 Рік тому +1

    This guy is great!

  • @alexisdamnit9012
    @alexisdamnit9012 Рік тому +2

    Waayyy funnier than I was expecting

  • @Gary-g7f
    @Gary-g7f Рік тому +1

    Great set man

  • @boydnightenhelser2936
    @boydnightenhelser2936 Рік тому +1

    Great set. Come to Indy!!

  • @GFam0703
    @GFam0703 5 місяців тому

    Great set! I really liked the "italics" portion!

  • @joshmaurer
    @joshmaurer Рік тому +1

    Hello folks! What a great set! Aaron you are great

  • @molebet4670
    @molebet4670 Рік тому +2

    Hilarious as always- can’t wait to see you again in Texas!!

  • @jasonhedden498
    @jasonhedden498 Рік тому +3

    "Hand jarred, wolf urine!" LOL

    • @exdus235
      @exdus235 11 місяців тому

      RACCOON 🦝 DETERRENT 🦝
      Use ammonia doused on an old rag which is then hung up where the raccoons 🦝🦝 congregate. Refresh rag as needed to keep odor potent. This is what worked like a champ for us. Being kind to the animals was a priority for us, and the ammonia was a non-pain producing solution to get rid of the little critters. Try to wait for any newborns to be old enough to be able to get away from the ammonia smell.
      BE KIND TO ANIMALS 😊
      🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

  • @vedabriscoe3629
    @vedabriscoe3629 Рік тому +2

    Hilarious set

  • @robisadev
    @robisadev Рік тому +1

    That last joke was 🔥🔥🔥

  • @88Sunshine88
    @88Sunshine88 Рік тому +1

    Two minutes in and I cannot stop laughing 🤣

  • @brbergh1
    @brbergh1 Рік тому +1

    I was going to DM you but I guess I’ll post here, you killed it bro.

  • @christopherc5570
    @christopherc5570 11 місяців тому

    “id never say god made a mistake but ima ask him about it” 😂 ima use that

  • @willyngomo7374
    @willyngomo7374 Рік тому +2

    Unexpectedly funny 😂

  • @MsJenniferTerry
    @MsJenniferTerry Рік тому +9

    Wolf urine guy?? t's gotta be Dusty.

    • @exdus235
      @exdus235 11 місяців тому

      RACCOON 🦝 DETERRENT 🦝
      Use ammonia doused on an old rag which is then hung up where the raccoons 🦝🦝 congregate. Refresh rag as needed to keep odor potent. This is what worked like a champ for us. Being kind to the animals was a priority for us, and the ammonia was a non-pain producing solution to get rid of the little critters. Try to wait for any newborns to be old enough to be able to get away from the ammonia smell.
      BE KIND TO ANIMALS 😊
      🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

  • @jenniferjacobs663
    @jenniferjacobs663 Рік тому +3

    a bowl of ammonia--they will leave because of the scent.

    • @exdus235
      @exdus235 11 місяців тому

      RACCOON 🦝 DETERRENT 🦝
      Use ammonia doused on an old rag which is then hung up where the raccoons 🦝🦝 congregate. Refresh rag as needed to keep odor potent. This is what worked like a champ for us. Being kind to the animals was a priority for us, and the ammonia was a non-pain producing solution to get rid of the little critters. Try to wait for any newborns to be old enough to be able to get away from the ammonia smell.
      BE KIND TO ANIMALS 😊
      🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

  • @nolynylon
    @nolynylon 11 місяців тому

    Great job, Doug

  • @patrickfisler9811
    @patrickfisler9811 Рік тому

    found this through the youtube shorts. this was a great set!

  • @claytonlevibrown
    @claytonlevibrown 8 місяців тому

    nate bartgaztse's sidekick, he did way better than I thought he would for being a sidekick. very good.

  • @shimmyalot
    @shimmyalot 11 місяців тому +1

    We have a family of racoons living in the storm drain outside our house. They come out eat, the fallen apples in our yard, and poop on our deck.

    • @exdus235
      @exdus235 11 місяців тому

      RACCOON 🦝 DETERRENT 🦝
      Use ammonia doused on an old rag which is then hung up where the raccoons 🦝🦝 congregate. Refresh rag as needed to keep odor potent. This is what worked like a champ for us. Being kind to the animals was a priority for us, and the ammonia was a non-pain producing solution to get rid of the little critters. Try to wait for any newborns to be old enough to be able to get away from the ammonia smell.
      BE KIND TO ANIMALS 😊
      🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

    • @shimmyalot
      @shimmyalot 11 місяців тому +1

      @@exdus235 they never bother us, we find them entertaining, and we don't use the deck so we've just let them be so far. I have a feeling they'll probably move on when we get the apple trees taken down in the spring.

  • @kylad4280
    @kylad4280 Рік тому

    OMG... the italics joke literally made me cry😂😂

  • @lanatsif
    @lanatsif Рік тому +2

    Dude he looks very stressed but this was so good from start to end

  • @noahschoenbeck4720
    @noahschoenbeck4720 Рік тому

    Tight set

  • @ayeeyee9634
    @ayeeyee9634 Рік тому

    This guy is one of the best storyteller comedians

  • @ijitdunn
    @ijitdunn Рік тому +2

    Well done!
    🔥👏🏽

  • @jpmultimedia7207
    @jpmultimedia7207 10 місяців тому

    Aaron is too funny! Hey bear.

  • @gloriaharper4136
    @gloriaharper4136 11 місяців тому

    This was excellent!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @itsawinnerfereal
    @itsawinnerfereal Рік тому +1

    nice clean comedy

  • @fitrn1471
    @fitrn1471 Рік тому

    This is hilarious!!!!!

  • @conservativepineapples6203
    @conservativepineapples6203 Рік тому

    Hello Folks! Great job Aaron! 😂

  • @MrSiltan
    @MrSiltan Рік тому

    So awesome set

  • @moralfortitude...2217
    @moralfortitude...2217 Рік тому +2

    like him, he's funny 🤣

  • @MDaggatt
    @MDaggatt Рік тому +3

    There's a raccoon that LOVES my garden. He brings various different girlfriends around, treats them to all the almost-ripe fruit or vegetables that my mom plants, then does ~natural~ things directly outside the window that faces my dad's reading chair. Whenever my dad tries to scare him off, his girlfriend ends up fleeing, but he just makes eye contact with my dad, hisses, then starts licking his nether regions. Also, when he steals our fruits and veggies, he never eats the entire things. He only ever takes one bite out of every single one, ensuring we can't have any even if it means he's wasting them. The only reason we keep him around (although the otters are trying real hard to get rid of him) is because he likes to eat the goose eggs that are laid in our garden, and we have decided that he's better than the geese, since they keep killing the ducks that try to live there too.

    • @exdus235
      @exdus235 11 місяців тому

      RACCOON 🦝 DETERRENT 🦝
      Use ammonia doused on an old rag which is then hung up where the raccoons 🦝🦝 congregate. Refresh rag as needed to keep odor potent. This is what worked like a champ for us. Being kind to the animals was a priority for us, and the ammonia was a non-pain producing solution to get rid of the little critters. Try to wait for any newborns to be old enough to be able to get away from the ammonia smell.
      BE KIND TO ANIMALS 😊
      🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

  • @2244yuy
    @2244yuy Рік тому +1

    Hey I’m from East Tennessee

  • @pixelatedpickle2561
    @pixelatedpickle2561 11 місяців тому

    I’m gonna italy-a-size my words more often 👌🏾

  • @thewalkingdude2285
    @thewalkingdude2285 Рік тому +1

    First time seeing this guy and pretty pretty pretty good as Larry David would say. I’ll be checking out for him 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @toziassmitt
    @toziassmitt 10 місяців тому +6

    Aaron truly is the face of Christian comedy right now! He’s killing it

  • @deliberativedisciple
    @deliberativedisciple 11 місяців тому

    Hilarious stuff, Doug.

  • @Beachtrader0007
    @Beachtrader0007 Рік тому +1

    Itali cized. Im totally stealing that joke.

  • @romelldawkins5515
    @romelldawkins5515 9 місяців тому

    Good set 😂

  • @pahdoh
    @pahdoh Рік тому

    #AaronLand is the best land!

  • @justbe2721
    @justbe2721 Рік тому

    Lmaoooo "God doesn't make mistake but uhhhh....I'm gone ask him about it" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @laprepper
    @laprepper Рік тому +1

    I love him!

  • @mary-janereallynotsarah684
    @mary-janereallynotsarah684 Рік тому

    Love u Doug!

  • @few121737
    @few121737 Рік тому

    Hello Folks!!! Aaronland for life!

  • @oldrrocr
    @oldrrocr 11 місяців тому

    I didn't think I would like this but he was GREAT.
    and I had a racoon problem... ended up selling the house - they won!

    • @exdus235
      @exdus235 11 місяців тому

      RACCOON 🦝 DETERRENT 🦝
      Use ammonia doused on an old rag which is then hung up where the raccoons 🦝🦝 congregate. Refresh rag as needed to keep odor potent. This is what worked like a champ for us. Being kind to the animals was a priority for us, and the ammonia was a non-pain producing solution to get rid of the little critters. Try to wait for any newborns to be old enough to be able to get away from the ammonia smell.
      BE KIND TO ANIMALS 😊
      🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

  • @cobylyons4439
    @cobylyons4439 Рік тому

    He’s brilliant! Hilarious!

  • @kylewtracy
    @kylewtracy Рік тому +1

    Not a Bugles guy but a big Aaron Weber guy

  • @88884tes
    @88884tes Рік тому

    aaron webber is soooo funnnnny

  • @R1Flem
    @R1Flem Рік тому

    Nice work Aaron.

  • @southernladybrown5092
    @southernladybrown5092 Рік тому +10

    I hope this Dude clean up the raccoon caucuses😂😂. He should pay him in bugles😂😂😂😂

    • @gpmoore
      @gpmoore Рік тому

      You italiacized the word carcass

    • @southernladybrown5092
      @southernladybrown5092 Рік тому +1

      Yes indeed😂😂😂😂

    • @exdus235
      @exdus235 11 місяців тому

      RACCOON 🦝 DETERRENT 🦝
      Use ammonia doused on an old rag which is then hung up where the raccoons 🦝🦝 congregate. Refresh rag as needed to keep odor potent. This is what worked like a champ for us. Being kind to the animals was a priority for us, and the ammonia was a non-pain producing solution to get rid of the little critters. Try to wait for any newborns to be old enough to be able to get away from the ammonia smell.
      BE KIND TO ANIMALS 😊
      🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

  • @kylefabyan8567
    @kylefabyan8567 Рік тому +1

    Yeah I could see Dusty Slay, Nate Bargatze & Batesburg having a problem with "raccoons". Catch Aaron Weber and the aforementioned comedians on a popular comedy podcast, Under the Hood or more popularly known as Nateland.

  • @maricelaperez9273
    @maricelaperez9273 Рік тому

    awesome!

  • @folarinanu
    @folarinanu Рік тому

    That bugles guy sees ten long acrylic nails and loses his mind.

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 Рік тому

    ~Italicized~😘👌🏻Perfecto!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @puerqueno
    @puerqueno 11 місяців тому

    Homo sapiens made me cry!! 🤣

  • @stitchface008
    @stitchface008 Рік тому

    Great!

  • @kailaskrishnan7
    @kailaskrishnan7 Рік тому

    Good stuff, I liked it!

  • @a-smash8927
    @a-smash8927 Рік тому

    At a gas station I woulda thought he meant the bugles rolling tobacco

  • @Yasumi_Hoshikawa
    @Yasumi_Hoshikawa 11 місяців тому

    Italiacized lmao it makes sense 😂

  • @marceloantunes998
    @marceloantunes998 Рік тому +4

    I usually just shitpost on things I don't like, rather than praising things I do like.
    Really have to change that.
    Thight set, banger after banger, crowd was loving it and so was I

  • @Peterwbsf1
    @Peterwbsf1 11 місяців тому

    Great set. His rhythm is similar to Nate Bargatze