Timeline: If Everyone Had A Crush On You
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- You may have felt special when someone was having a crush on you. Now imagine if every single person in the world fell in love with you. Everything will become very easy for you, right? or maybe worse? Find out in this timeline video.
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Respect for this guy that everyone had a crush on him and he's still depressed
LOOL 💀
This joke is getting old.
you guys are saying this jokes everytime it’s not funny anymore
@*°Blossom tea°*🌼 I'm dying 😂
@*°Blossom tea°*🌼 same
Mad props to the guy who travelled in a parallel universe and tried out the pill.
i smell someone getting wooshed here
@@plaguedoc1188 same,same
@@plaguedoc1188 He could be me! He could be you! He could even be-
r/wooosh
This joke is so dead
It's like that one episode in SpongeBob where Squidward became really handsome
i almost forgot about it... Isnt that episode that plankton grandma liked him for her birthday something like that i dont remember
@@stephmod7434 not that....... that was only granny plankton had a crush on him
@@Comannderballz oh alright. Last time i saw Spongebob was years ago
@@stephmod7434 lol same but i still remember that part xd
@@Comannderballz οκ lol
If everyone had a crush on me:
- I'd hide it/wear some kind of mask to cover my face
- Then I'd change my name
- I'd move somewhere with less people, another continent maybe
And I'll live peacefully like that
He could also do surgery to be normal again
Antartica?
@@amongussus3am Antartica Pop Tartica
@@rizzy7766 would live in antartica Man.
@@-lightthelight-4047 but the people there (scientists) and the penguins will chase after you
Wait... Couldn't you just do whatever you want if EVERYONE likes you?! You can just ask someone for anything and they'll give it to you! I would take advantage of this!
Nah people will probably try to kill you
simps =/= ppl who have a crush on you
You can't tell physco paths who are obsessed with you "don't kidnap me" and expect them to do it.
Yea while everyone is fighting and crazy people are threatening you into a relationship
"Ok guys I'll give all of you a single drop of water if you leave me alone"
“If everyone had a crush on you”
I’m sure it is physically impossible for even one person to have a crush on me
XD same here
by the time I finished the video, I was glad that I wouldn't have to worry about these problems lmao :(
Lol relatable, honestly can’t tell if it’s sad or not because I actually like someone 😂😂
The only lifeform that has a crush on me is my pet Flowerhorn fish.
Even guy lol
at least the security/police don't do crazy things because they have a crush on you
They would
*Right?*
@@nickolasoliveira6526 Yes.
Just offer the hot security guards to a night in dinner if they work for [Insert amount of time]
@@AverageDunce what if the guards are gay?
When you think about it, it's actually really sad that everyone loves you.
Wish I had an opportunity to experience it
Imagine being a person that disslikes attention and then getting all the attention
@@arnabchaudhuri7233 Oh boy trust me, you do not want that opportunity
@@AnonymousCheeseEnjoyer I got popular in school for doing a stupid dance move I made up and now it's been popular since 2021 September and the popularity is annoying but I am nice to the people that like my new trend
@@AnonymousCheeseEnjoyer It's pretty annoying people keep telling me to do the dance
I feel like it depends on the extent of the crush. Like if everyone had a crush on you, not everyone would have a huge crush. Maybe some would have a tiny crush on you or just like you a bit. Not everyone is a phsyco yandere. Some people would want you to be happy and wouldn’t care if you’re with another person. And the people that are kind to you and hides/helps you. Of course, there will be crazy people, so that’s a major downside.
Wait… if the whole world has a crush on you, does that include your friends and family!? And animals!? 😰
don't forget children
@@shrimplyaster Yeah… forgot about that one 😭
Wait, I’m a child, does that mean everyone is a pedophile 😧🤢
whole world has crush = everyone is attracted to you equally so no variations in attractedness
@@inactivechannel3004 🤨 you sure? No rules were specified
Pov: The pill was just an halucinogenic and you just dreamed about all of this.
good 3ending
After 8 hours: you wake up and find out its just a dream
@@theexclusivehellobois no
@@alfacedolidl6236 yes
This is a plot twist
I love how this channel makes the most random scenarios lmao
What the hell is wrong with people can anyone teach me how to socialize?
@@StrawberryLyricsWorld what does socialize mean
@Strawberry ♪ you just gotta talk to ppl more and go outside
@@mnlight8308 You can’t "just" go do that.
@elitecereal I know, I'll say practicing it and then experience it in person, I did it and I have friends now but not as much as I used to
"Sometimes, good things are bad. Folks."
Just like sugar
True
Rather, too much of a good thing
Too much of anything is bad
Sometimes, it's better to have less
If this happens, the security team and the police will also have a crush on you
yeah and they are doing this for you
Yeah, but they can control themselves
@@creationisntgood942 how
They will be profesional or they will lose their job
.......
I hate it when even only 1 person has a crush on me, i cant imagine how painful it would be if 7B people had a crush on me, including my family
and the biggest pain would be that everyone would be in love with me, expect my crush, because he ain't real lol
The last one hit me hard
I felt more emotions reading this comment than watching any movie ever.
Same...
I hate it when 15 have. I got never liked so afte being aware of 6 much after they happened I got comfortable and just as I thought I had a lot of Love Interests they got too much
"all men and women suddenly loves you"
Looks like the pill also changes all people of the same gender as the person that takes the pill sexuality
Gays exist
The ✨ *pan pill* ✨
wait no really??? 😱😱
“Timeline: if everyone had a crush on you”
*somewhere in a galaxy, far, far away…*
Lol Xd. This made my day
Not just galaxy
@@stopthejellybeanspam6081 more like entaire universe
@@kaloz4296 more like entire universe
@@stopthejellybeanspam6081 more like entire multiverse
The person you have a crush on in this world is super lucky, although others won’t respect your decision.
smart ending: you decide to wear a mask and nobody annoys you anymore
that’s what the point of damascus.
lmao :p
I wear a mask four hours at a time
And when they ask me how I'm doing I'll say I'm just fine
And when they ask ME HOW IM DOJNG ILL SAY IM JUST FINEEE
Cuz that's what the mask is-
@Duc Thanh Nguyen Dream Stans be like:
Well i know I’ll never deal with this problem.
*screams internally*
I love that imagination this guy has, such great videos
Wait, how could you have a body guard if the whole world has a crush on you?
They’re probably just not as insane as the others
Maybe they do it bc they really like you
Simp army
@@wiardikijne5158 true
@@wiardikijne5158 pokimane or belle delphine
“Like it says in the book, we're blessed and cursed”
“Same things make us laugh, make us cry”
-Big Smoke
This would honestly end really bad, the person could abuse the power to the extent of extinction levels. All they gotta do is say "Kill each other, the winner gets me." Now imagine that scenario
There was really no point doing that unless you're a psycho..
And im pretty sure you'll get arrested for that and get r*ped in prison
I like how it implies that the security guards, the cops, the army and the government are either all aromantic as heck or extremely professional
You're forgetting the fact that the stalkers that are obsessed with you are like only 1% of the population, the other 99% only sees you as attractive and nothing as crazy as the others.
Solution:
1) Use paper bag to disguise
2) Get pepper spray
3) Select your harem members (with optimal count for you). Including at least two airplane pilots
4) Tell every member to pack with surival nessesary its
5) Tell them to pack the supplies needed for the survival and do not tell anybody
6) Get a plane with:
- enough capacity to carry your members and your belongings
- parachutes for you, your members and all stuff
- advanced autopilot
7) Load everything and everybody into plane
8) Use pepper spray on free riders
9) Tell the pilot to go to an uninhabited island
10) In half way tell polot to disable transponder
11)When you arrive tell pilot to program autopitol to crash in point where he/she disabled transponder (or if autopilot can't do it just tell pilot to do this manualy)
12) Drop your belongings and parachute out onto the island
13) After landing, set the rules and schedule for your attention. Tell your harem members that not following the rules is the act of not loving you and
the penalty is excretion into the sea
14) Eveybody work for your survival and you life in paradise island
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Hello
@@RaviKumar-yp6to hi
we can all agree this comment is goated
@@justagamer688 how are you from
Yea person that types comments like an bot i agree
makes me wonder how teruhashi(that blue haired girl from saiki k) managed to to be the most beautiful girl in the world ( from the anime i think) yet not suffer a fate like this even if all the guys are in love with her(other than the mc(sorry cant spoil) of course)
SPOILER
other than having a really creepy brother
Yeah, makotos really creepy
Wish you could make someone love you by just pointing your finger to them like a magician
oh so that person was just embarresed?
"hey guys look at that bear"
*Points at bear*
"OH SHI-"
@@Oatmea1L
"Hey, look isn't that a freaking Satan"
*Points at Satan*
"AT THIS MOMENT HE KNEW, HE DUCK UP"
@@heiligekuhdasisteinesehrpo1766 at that point you're the ruler of hell
@@Oatmea1L LMAOOOOOOOOO
If this happened (not to me), I would imagine myself and my fellow AroAce's creating a protection army for that poor 35 year old guy.
0:15 I Am 12 Years Old, Not 35.
Its better to be depressed because of everybody has crush on, than depressed because nobody has the crush on
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and died
brain damage
theres a difference between everyone having a crush on you and the entire world wanting to get to you. i don't interact with my crushes at all, talk to them irl and on social media but that's it, i don't stalk or attack them, or become obsessed with them
Wait if *EVERYONE* in the world had a crush on you, wouldn’t your family have a crush on you too…
Maybe it’s the world outside your family? Most of these would never happen
watching this makes me remember all those kpop idols and celebrities who deal with this every time they go outside
The title of this video reminded me of how indescribably single i am.
A girl once asked me to let my kids marry hers, but she doesn't even want to be in relationship with me. What zone am i even in?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
What makes this even crazier is that fact that we are both 15 freakin years old
This just proves that being handsome/pretty makes life easier
As an introvert I see this as the fucking opposite. I have to be forced in contact with even more people. I would literally be screaming at them "FUCK OFF" 24/7
POV: You're Ryan Reynolds
Yaaaasss queen
wouldn't the security team you hired have a crush on you as well??? 1:17
Title:If Everyone Had a crush on you
Security Guards:am I a joke to you
But maybe they are but They still guard him
Solution: threaten people that you will not be able to ever love them if they can't give you personal space and be less demanding; many people will understand and try to be less pushy for your happiness, because if they love you a lot they will want you to be happy
1:22 If everyone had crush on you then the security team and 2:27 Police and Army will also have crush on you.
but those people have a brain. And even if they like you they still do their job minding their bussiness. If 1000 people were out of my house i would give a command on them to k1ll them.
yes but they would then help you to get your attention
No it's saying Only girls, Not all genders, cause there for then You're brother would like you, And a dog, and stuff lie that
@@aleciasingleton7738 it said men and women
@@aleciasingleton7738 Bro I hope it doesn’t mean family😞
celebrities can probably relate to this in some way
This brings “I’m hotter than you” to a whole new level
I feel like this is what a bunch of celebrities feel like, no privacy. The news and people willing to violate you because you're a well known person.
If the whole world loves you wouldn’t the security team just be an inside job? 😨💀
Basically what happend with me in school when I was 4 , belive it or not (only 1 girl in the class didn't have a crush on me, and belive it or not [again] we are friends till today :] )
r/thathappened
"Mom he's not a faze!"
Title:If everyone has a crush on you
What I expected:Everyone starts being shy and blushing.
I'm sending this to the girl in my class that "everyone has a crush on"
I swear security guards are robots, cause I’m surprised they’re not attacking the beautiful man/woman who apparently everyone has a crush on
Next timeline:
Everyone is physically repelled by you.
I WOULD HATE THAT!!! It is mean to be repelled by someone :-( imagine if even your own parents are repelled by you...everyone is repelled by you! The Elephant Man sort of faced that situation, but he did have people who loved him. Actually, there is more to life than attraction and repulsion, although it would be cruel if even God was repelled by you. What matters the most is if you are a good person :-) yes, being repelled by everyone will cause that person to probably feel isolated and depressed. It would be sad and mean!
Yes, this is perfect!
as long as there are no hackers, pshycos and men having crush on me then im fine with this
same
i only want my crush having crush on me. Nothing more.
Whats wrong with men?
As a totally lonely guy over here, I wouldn't trade with this guy. I prefer silence and peace over an overwhelming crowd being in love with me with unstoppable passion.
"the chosen one?" man giving me harry potter flashbacks
Props for the police and army for resisting the beauty
they are true straight chads
There's me just wanting my crush to like me back, that's all I want. But itl nether happen :(
i really wanna craft a minecraft joke but i cant think of anything
@@nerd2179 I guess you'll nether think of a joke
same, he'll never like me too cuz he aint real, i feel u
@@StarberryCreetH badum tss 🥁🥁
@@nerd2179 the one with a bed thingy
If my crush had a crush on me I would be in heaven 🙂
Your crush is a psychopath who would murder you?!
Im joking
@@hdr_diamondz nah
That is if they are real
Until u wake up
These are like a whole entire movie in a youtube video!!! Amazing!!!
The only problem with the "There are Psychopaths" thing is that psychopaths are incapable of feeling emotion. Even love.
Even if I did become beauty at its peak id still look in the mirror like, "Dang I'm ugly-"
Nahhh ur not ugly noone is ugly :)
@@doctorpanther360 Well said 🙂👍
@@aspiknf I forgot abt this comment but ty
@@doctorpanther360 You are welcome 🙂 👍
Everyone’s dream
not mine
Not mine
Mad and huge props to the guy who became James Charles for this video
Bruh💀
Lmaooo
Ayo?
I don’t know why but i instinctly thought about jung ho-yeon from squid game she literally was everywhone’s crush when the show aired; i’m not saying that getting positive attention is bad but when your life changes drastically like that it can be quite overwhelming, especially if you are an introvert😕
Why would anyone threaten to murder the person they so desperately love? Strangers to a psychopath are safer than who the psychopath loves apparently.
Life of Ryan Reynolds in a nutshell.
Yaaaasss Queen
@@josephtheprogamer8030 King*
@@Master_Conner Yaaaasss King
After watching it the first thing that came of the mind was kpop fans especially the army. They are really obsessed with them, they make stupid fan fiction that makes no sense. The so-called armies don't even think how they feel they are also human they need privacy. It's such a shame fans are more obsessed with their faces than their music.The even stalk them. Not only the army these things are also faced by other famous idols too. Only thing i have to say is don't call yourself an army if you're all trying to make them uncomfortable with your obsession.
1st thing got on my mind
Can we appreciate that they make a story for the event?
personally i HATE attention, let alone being put on the spotlight. i'd probably shut myself away from the entire world until everybody has moved on or something
What’s wrong with someone crushing on u
@@doctorpanther360 EVERYONE crushing on me? everything, i hate how put on the spot i'd be
Props to this guy for having everyone have a crush on him, I can’t even get one
if I lived in a COMPLETELY reversed universe:
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wrong channel mr. bot
@@shadowimpostor1990 hi
captain Belu?!?!
@@jupiter_ios hello guys
?
Dang I didn’t know dream had it so difficult
Name says it all
dream sucks
"everybody loves me" taken to another level
"people faint when see you" wow that sounds like something I'd hear from a discord roleplayer
first
Yes you are
@@LeeB3ar yes
Yes
@@brofist1096 yes
“They are psychopaths”
*Has a picture of Jason voorhees*
“If Everyone Had A Crush On You”
Does that also include family members, or just strangers in general?
if everyone had a crush on you so that means everyone has a crush on each others so its basically normal life..
edit: i come back 2 months later and i dont understand what i said as a younger person- what did that mean..
But if everyone has a crush on you, wouldn't the security also try to get you
You could start a whole empire where people are rewarded by being able to see you or just getting sent pictures of you instead of money
If everyone had crush on you
First thing: declare himself emperor of mankind; unite human race and lead them to greatness
Everybody will serve you faithfully and obey every your order to please you
This is similar to situation when everybody trust you (but more dangerous)
“Choose your *girlfriend*
Straight girls: Am I a joke to you?
dude if i ahd a crush all i do is blush and act shy around whoever i have a crush on. I AM NOT A SIMP LIKE ALL THESE PEOPLE GIVING YOU MONEY AND MAKING YOU RELOCATE.
Everybody gangsta until the security guards also has a crush on u 💀
Ong I expected it to happen at first 😂😂😂
if everyone was ayano and you were senpai basically 💀
All fun and games until ur in ur room and hear your uncle behind you say “Watcha doin kid?”
If everyone had a crush on me I would go to the Moon immediately
Finally happy that nobody crushes on me..
all us aroace spec folk out there just living our best lives while everyone else freaks out
**casually is unaffected by mass obsession**
I've actually lived the premise of this timeline my whole life. It's actually not bad.
I can’t even get a single girl to like me so I don’t expect the whole world to ever like me
Introvert's worst nightmare:
“Stay At Girlfriends”
What makes you assume I have a girlfriend, let alone a partner? *im a single pringle*
teruhashi kokomi screaming, crying, throwing up, wheezing
I didnt know Ryan Reynolds had a backstory.
Lemme get this straight.
1. so that means there's a 100% whoever you like likes you back.
2. why do the police/security not fall in love with you??
3. also, wouldn't it be good if they were *OBSESSED* with you?? 😈😜😏😏
if u hire security, they still have a crush on u
If *Everybody* had a crush on you…except family right…??? EXCEPT FAMILY RIGHT…???! *EXCEPT FAMILY RIGH-*
"well that's never gonna happen"-shrek