I'm not even an American but I too get ticked off at exactly the same thing.... I legit relate to Brennan's trigger.... Yeah it is shitty... But even in that it is GRAND!
As a New Yorker I will say that we aren’t there to smile and make the city feel like a “happy place” to tourists. We are living our lives. Do people anywhere else smile on their way to work every single day? I don’t think so.
IAmNotPeaceful Every single person? NYC is a much bigger city, those people who smile are just harder to find. I’m positive a majority of any city doesn’t always just smile.
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@samotbrandon she’s from like Flourtown or somewhere I’m sure. Also Philly proper can talk shit on NYC and together we can make fun of Jersey. It’s the law lol
@@icarusgotooclose I actually very much like Nebraska! Both for the pretty cool attractions it has like the Omaha Zoo and the Buffalo Bill museum/store, and just the openness of it! Maybe I’m strange for enjoying the endless fields of corn but yeah. I’m from Colorado which means people either assume I’m a pothead or a hairy mountain dweller. Usually it’s the city people who assume that. But I tend to mock the fact that they call their 800 foot hills “mountains” and 50 degree weather “freezing.” 🤷♀️
"If anybody talks about your hometown in a bad light apart from people who are born there, you have the right to mock their’s" Well, strictly speaking you also have a right to mock the hometown of people born in the same town as you...
Is SantaCon still a thing? I remember the year BLM marched down the West Side Highway, smack dab during happy hour of SantaCon. Makes a great bathroom photo of a puking Murray Hill NYU student throwing up the horns, hanging out an Uber… next to a military fetish dude armed with liter bottles of milk.
@@blessfullstop Oh, this was a core memory. I didn’t snap a picture as it was REALLY cold that night, and the wind off the West Side Highway in Manhattan was cold af. I don’t think it was EV/Murray Hill area. IIRC it was closer to FiDi where it’s pretty comparatively dead during non-work hours. So drunk, lost tourists dressed as Spirit store’s best Ms. Claus stuck out like a very loud sore thumb.
It is so true. There are two types of people from Long Island, ones who are ashamed and say they're from New York, and ones who are extremely proud of it. Too proud to the point that they are why others are ashamed.
"Thats true but those people aren't from New York, theyre from Long Island" And now I have to clean coffee off my computer screen. That line was excellent
@Alexander Steel Until I was like 25, I genuinely thought that Staten Island was an artificially created island, that had been made by just dumping all of our garbage into NY Harbor until an island eventually formed out of it lmao
One time I visited new York, and I saw a trash truck driver deliberately rear end a cabbie for missing the light. They got out of their vehicles and started brawling in the middle of the street. That's when I knew that I had finally found my people
@@Ivyevolution If the sounds of sirens and loud people outside don't lull you to sleep, you're not a real New Yorker. I find it much harder to sleep out in the country where there's just animal noises and silence, than I do with the sounds of the city in the background. It's like My Cousin Vinny.
Thank you we fuckin hate people from other states, especially when driving on long island because they don't understand our specific driving laws which shows that they have never been here before
Holy shit that line about Santa Con hits harder when you realize he made a D&D Campaign that explained Santa Con was just a gathering of failed Santa Clause clones
Syd Perkins nah fam. If you ever stepped foot outside of manhattan and into Brooklyn or queens on a February or April, it’s like stepping out of a lake
As an "upstate" New Yorker, usually people hear me say I'm from New York, they assume I mean NYC and start hating on NYC. So not only are they making fun of NYC, they literally are just making fun of a place I'm not from. It's awkward. Stay strong NYC.
Even when I specify "upstate New York," people assume I mean Albany. Like, my mom had to drive us 2 hours SOUTH to visit cousins in Albany ;) New York's not "upstate" until you get to the snowmobile rednecks on the border of Canada.
I'm not strong enough to justify $2000 a month for a cramped apartment with roommates, but NY is fine. There are plenty of legit critiques to make about it, but it would be nice if American as a whole work on decentralizing certain things mainly associated with cities like NY and LA. Like you shouldn't have to only live in those places for certain industries for the number of tradeoffs there can be. It would be dope to have access to some kind of high speed rail system that would better facilitate people living where they want vs where they're going to get the most opportunities.
@@normandy2501 I agree with everything you said. 2k is a small crappy apt with at least 2 roommates to make things somewhat affordable, is way to much for anyone to live with. My mortgage payment doesn’t even break $660. I miss NYC for all great locals, places and events and would love for America to finally catch up to the rest of the world on mass transit/speed rail.
I'm born and raised NYC and going to school in Brooklyn and I felt this in my bones. I can't count the number of bumble jerks who have called New York disgusting and dirty even tho their block is literally just dirt.
Oh and all the people claiming that new york isnso bad, that that's reason so many people are leaving for other states... Yeah, it's cuase theychate liivng in new york so they're leaving tocgo to backwards rurql bumfuck nowheres where the hills have eyes and contmainated genomes To live in one bedroom mud huts for 900k dollars Where half the local utilities are no better than a barely functioning trailer park.
"I've stepped in puddles so deep, and so cold, that I was barely the same person when I finally stepped out." That was some Cthulhu level Lovecraftian horror shit man. I was barely the same person after hearing it. :-)
Sounds about right, New York is basically the testing ground for modern civilization. Nothing quite makes you question everything you thought was beautiful about nature until you watch a seagull swallow a rat whole
"What about the one-horse rust-bucket piece-of-shit you crawled out of? They got covered wagons there yet?" Never seen a man be destroyed in so few words
This is really messed up Brennan doesn't deserve this treatment. You tell those SJWs Brennan hahaha! Please Brennan go to WeTheInternet they make real comedy!
Quoting a favourite bit so others can share their enjoyment of and thoughts on the said bit is a UA-cam tradition, so it's funny to see the one person who doesn't get that ironically call the OP stupid.
I mean I feel for all the businesses that rely on tourism but there was a certain serenity and beauty of empty New York during the lockdown. Also the Sky has never been so blue
Evo's Basics I live in Charlotte, which I know is vastly different from New York, but I felt the same way. There was a tranquil quality to seeing an environment that is normally chaotic empty like a clean slate.
I've been in the us for 3 years and the only time I've used public transport was when i visited NYC. Tho when I go to china(cause I'm chinese) my parents and me fucking use that shit all the time. I've used more buses while in china in 1 day than I've ever done in the US
You could go back. As a native Pennsylvanian, we would be ecstatic if New Yorkers left PA to go back. It's funny, nyc folks leave to get away and instantly try to turn their new location into nyc by attempting to implement the same policymaking ideals, as I'd they've forgotten why they left in the first place. In all seriousness, NYC sucks, but I'll take any East Coast city over San Francisco. One weekend was enough of that, no thank you.
3:04 I like how it kinda looks like Ally can't stop smiling. It's like that jump wasn't really planned but had to go with it and was trying not to break character
@@gamertrask9153 Collegehumor has a sub-channel called Dimension 20 where the cast plays roleplaying games like Dungeons and Dragons. The Unsleeping City is the name of a D&D campaign which Brennan runs which takes place in New York, and the first episode is about SantaCon.
It's even weirder if you live in rural NY state, because you can never really convince anyone that it's actually rural. They hear "New York" and assume that your shack in Appalachia must be something like Brooklyn.
Yeah I'm not from USA and I wasn't aware NY had rural areas, I knew they had like suburbs but not many. To be honest most of my knowledge about NY is from Friends haha
This sketch is FANTASTIC!!! CH keeps coming up more and more ways to show us how great and crazy Brennan is and how we didn't deserve him but God gave him to us anyway!
3:16 Brennan! AAAHH! This moment made me want to go on a 4-hour D&D campaign/world-building spree about a man who steps into a deep, cold puddle and emerges changed forever. That VOICE, man. KILLER delivery.
Stormtrooper 2323 it speaks to the authenticity of the character as presented. For example where as in most other areas within large cities it might be said that something is down the street in New York everything is down the block.
@@NotThatGuy_YepThatGuy i mean what respect hes from new york already i wouldn't give two shits if someone from LA said street it just says a lot of new yorkers and their egos im from LA but Chicago tbh has better pizza
I do think Im too weak to live there but I think youre oversimplifying it. People have different preferences. Some people just like quiet with lots of air. Some people like houses with big backyards. You cant assume theyre all weak either, it really is just a preference, personality difference, and how people grew up. Lets face it. Most new yorkers wont be able to live as a farmer in the midwest either. Because they arent used to it. They arent used to the work or the lack of stimulants. Technically you could be weak for not being able to handle quiet, patience, or boredom too. Monk life might not appear arduous but Im not strong enough for that either. At the same time I can appreciate it. Now Im rambling but I just dont like the "look at me Im so tough that everyone else is weak" mentality youre promoting. You can be tough in some ways and weak in others.
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It was rude of CH to record Brennan at the office without telling him
God tier comment
They never tell him it’s all natural
He’s never been told he’s being filmed he’s being truman showed
For the ceo series they actually made him think he was the ceo of the company for a day.
@@mrdictionary728 omg it's been so loooooooong sinc I've heard truman show
Why does Brennan have a mental breakdown in every sketch he's in?
Cause he’s typically the smartest guy in the sketch dealing with everyone else.
Would you ever want something else in life?
I'm good like this.
Not only every sketch. Did you see that end card? He had a breakdown there too.
Is that what a mental breakdown looks like? I should see somebody...
It's his therapy. It's the only time he gets to release pent up anger.
“I went there once and there was a trash on the ground”
“A whole trash?”
That killed me 😂
How many grams does a whole trash weigh?
a trash, dang
sounds like a line that lou would say
Have you seen the map of human feces in New York because you literally cannot go a block without seeing some
Oh honey don’t go to San Francisco there’s shit on the ground human shit lol
Brennan putting away his laptop saying "interesting" has so much "I'm going to end you" energy I love it.
It's the predecessor "Oh, you speak English."
I would say it gives ":Um Actually" vibes!
Whenever Brennan says “interesting” hands are thrown
As a New Yorker, I truly appreciate that the subway is what set Brennan off. NO ONE INSULTS OUR UNDERFUNDED SUBWAY!!
Unless you're in the outer boroughs... Grumble grumble 7 train
I'm not even an American but I too get ticked off at exactly the same thing.... I legit relate to Brennan's trigger.... Yeah it is shitty... But even in that it is GRAND!
Ur subway is underfunded
I liked New York's subway, it just needs more supervision (in 7 days I saw like, 15 people riding between the trains)
@@marianad.s.2829 what??? But there is no space between the carriages.. They are connected??
"new yorkers never smile."
"why would we? *you're there.* "
roboboop damn right btw I am a New Yorker
Burrrrrrrn! 🔥
I love how that applies to every metropolitan city in most countries. (and yes, i know New York is not a capital city but...it kind of is).
As a New Yorker I will say that we aren’t there to smile and make the city feel like a “happy place” to tourists. We are living our lives. Do people anywhere else smile on their way to work every single day? I don’t think so.
IAmNotPeaceful Every single person? NYC is a much bigger city, those people who smile are just harder to find. I’m positive a majority of any city doesn’t always just smile.
Telling someone from NY that your home town has "several museums" is like telling a drug dealer you have an Adderall prescription
Same with pizza places I have like 6 just in my town
ExtremelyOffensive lmaooooooooo
Or dunkin donuts
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Every east coast state has a shit ton of museum because all the history happens here
CH: "Hey guys, we wrote another skit where a guy has a mental breakdown over an idiosyncrasy of life!"
Brennan: **sigh** *"Give me the script..."*
Funny thing is, I’m pretty sure he wrote it
No, there is no script, they just tell him his character and let him roll with it
Didn't Brennan write this doe?
@@aguyontheinternet8436 you think that's a character? That's just Brennan, the cameras happened to be rolling.
He wrote this one
"Everyone's so drunk and angry." I thought she said she was from Philly.
Yeah but when your Philly drunk the anger is mostly directed towards the police horses.
@samotbrandon she’s from like Flourtown or somewhere I’m sure. Also Philly proper can talk shit on NYC and together we can make fun of Jersey. It’s the law lol
Philly fans are rabid psychos.
Mostly at a tailgate, friendo.
@@peebay3515 That is a lie the media tells you because they are lazy and tell the same tired old story.
Brennon deserves his own f*cking movie, Jesus that guy can act
bonnie belle he was programmed that way
What about Adam Conover he got his own show
He is the new zac
You wouldnt believe he got his start as the guy who wrote questions for Um Actually
He could be the joker
The unwritten rule: If anybody talks about your hometown in a bad light apart from people who are born there, you have the right to mock their’s
But you just wrote it :V
@@icarusgotooclose I actually very much like Nebraska! Both for the pretty cool attractions it has like the Omaha Zoo and the Buffalo Bill museum/store, and just the openness of it! Maybe I’m strange for enjoying the endless fields of corn but yeah.
I’m from Colorado which means people either assume I’m a pothead or a hairy mountain dweller. Usually it’s the city people who assume that. But I tend to mock the fact that they call their 800 foot hills “mountains” and 50 degree weather “freezing.” 🤷♀️
@@icarusgotooclose oh awesome! 😄 yes I meant to respond to our Nebraska native
"If anybody talks about your hometown in a bad light apart from people who are born there, you have the right to mock their’s"
Well, strictly speaking you also have a right to mock the hometown of people born in the same town as you...
True
Brenan's line about going out during Santa con and loving every second of it hits different once you've watched The Unsleeping City lol
And "I've stepped in puddles so deep and so cold I was barely the same person when I walked out" too
Is SantaCon still a thing? I remember the year BLM marched down the West Side Highway, smack dab during happy hour of SantaCon.
Makes a great bathroom photo of a puking Murray Hill NYU student throwing up the horns, hanging out an Uber… next to a military fetish dude armed with liter bottles of milk.
@@requiemforameme1 I need to know if this was hyperbole or if pictures like that actually exist somewhere on the internet...
@@blessfullstop Oh, this was a core memory. I didn’t snap a picture as it was REALLY cold that night, and the wind off the West Side Highway in Manhattan was cold af.
I don’t think it was EV/Murray Hill area. IIRC it was closer to FiDi where it’s pretty comparatively dead during non-work hours. So drunk, lost tourists dressed as Spirit store’s best Ms. Claus stuck out like a very loud sore thumb.
ughhh im on fantasy high s2 and now i need to watch that too now
"I saw a little rat, lay a little egg, inside a little vagrants open knife wound" That's a great line.
That rat must've stepped in a puddle so deep it was barely a mammal anymore.
Thomas Gail Wait...rats lay eggs?
@@UnKnown-bo8ce no. that's the joke.
In New York they do. After they eat their pizza,@@UnKnown-bo8ce .
When I read this the exact line came up
“Those people aren’t New Yorkers, they’re from Long Island” I dont wanna admit that this is true
Same
Cynthia Shen people from long island come to ny to get drunk and go out. Aka me and everyone I know
It is so true. There are two types of people from Long Island, ones who are ashamed and say they're from New York, and ones who are extremely proud of it. Too proud to the point that they are why others are ashamed.
The worst people in Philadelphia are the people from New Jersey. The guy who killed hitchbot? New Jersey.
I’m from Long Island and my living area was amazing
Brennan could play a villain. His voice acting was on point.
K E N K U R A i find him really attractive. His voice is sexy af
he's actually a voice actor.
I want him to play a knight of ren
Check him out on Fantasy High. His knack for voices and theatrics makes him a stellar DM.
@@TheArchsage74 HOLD UP WHAT. I nEeeEd to see him DMing. Thank you for this magical boon, stranger!
"New Yorkers never smile"
"Why would we? you're there!" I want Brennan to roast me so bad
"Thats true but those people aren't from New York, theyre from Long Island"
And now I have to clean coffee off my computer screen. That line was excellent
as a long islander I 100% agree
I’m from NJ and have said that verbatim so many times.
@Alexander Steel we have the BEST garbage
Also very true
@Alexander Steel Until I was like 25, I genuinely thought that Staten Island was an artificially created island, that had been made by just dumping all of our garbage into NY Harbor until an island eventually formed out of it lmao
One time I visited new York, and I saw a trash truck driver deliberately rear end a cabbie for missing the light. They got out of their vehicles and started brawling in the middle of the street.
That's when I knew that I had finally found my people
New York is fall of hypercompetitive status seeking materialists.
As opposed to hypercompetitive status-seeking UA-cam commenters?
Rene Sarabia Filthy frank and Jontron live in New York So that’s not true.
@@TheAndroidBishop I don't care about my status in youtube, Lol it's not serious business.
@@tui7980 Well not all New Yorkers are, there are bound to be exceptions.
College Humor has two Kinds of actors:
Brennan and Not Brennan
😂❤this!
200th 👍
To like
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become Brennan
And Katie
Ally turning a laugh into a grimace when Brennan jumps next to them on the couch is under appreciated acting
And that's when the character Pete was born
THANK YOU. I catch it every time I've watched this, and I don't know how they pulled it off. I'd have lost it. :D
I honestly cant get enough of watching brennan act he is truly an artist
I'm not sure he's acting..
He's amazing
I dont think he's acting.
Sir, I think we can all agree that Brennen IS truly and artist.
@@ameliajunior6196 Agreed.
"New Yorkers never smile."
"Why would we, you're there."
Fucking facts
So true
Can confirm
Yes
@@Ivyevolution If the sounds of sirens and loud people outside don't lull you to sleep, you're not a real New Yorker. I find it much harder to sleep out in the country where there's just animal noises and silence, than I do with the sounds of the city in the background.
It's like My Cousin Vinny.
I’m a New Yorker. The sirens are lullabies. Places that it’s quiet, it’s so boring you can literally hear the crickets.
“A whole trash??”
“A WHOLE TRASH!”
oh there's a can of those at my corner
We have a truck full
Mister Lipman a whole can of trashes?
we have 80 acres of those
Woah it’s almost like we watched the same video
I truly lost it when he green goblin jumped on the couch during his rant and the horror on their faces was priceless
Those rants were perfect. "After I look up how to roast it in the encyclopedia of places nobody gives a shit about"
Cold 😅
There was a whole trash on the ground. How disgraceful. New York needs to shape up
*Several People are Typing*
*15 photos taken just before disaster strikes*
Yeah sorry, I hadn't slept in a while and I passed out in front of a Starbucks
Then come to western New York that’s were I live
Come to queens, that's OK place
"New Yorkers never smile" "why would we you're there" this line as a new yorker had me dying because how true it is.
You're.
@@vrldf8181 my fucking God
I'm from Florida and I can somehow relate
Thank you we fuckin hate people from other states, especially when driving on long island because they don't understand our specific driving laws which shows that they have never been here before
Ew your from New York I feel bad
I thought Brennan was having a perfectly normal reaction until he picked up his mug like a psychopath.
Haha I noticed that too before I even read your comment. What an awkward hold!
Ha ha ha ha I know right ha ha ha what a psycho ha ha ha !
**note to self, change cup holding method. The cattle are onto us.**
? It’s a perfectly normal hold I hold my mug like that every day
"New Yorkers never smile"
"Why would we? You're there"🤣
iDraco Dragonare What is this? Commentception?
Thousandth like
Why did this get likes😂
Bandit Raccoon they are depressed because they are lonely people aren’t nice there
😒😒😒😂😂😂
*a w h o l e t r a s h ?*
A whole trash
*_a wHoLe TraSH_*
But a whole trash? It couldn't have possibly been a whole trash
You called?
On the ground
Seeing the extent of Brennan's acting ability legit made him twice as attractive
2x0 still equals 0.
I was just sharing my opinion with Halapecia shaniqua.
Look, I'm not saying that Brennan made me a homiesexual, but I am fully erect right now.
his acting tho 👍
He’s pasty, weak-chinned and ginger-ish.
He always looks British no me lol.
And that’s cute.
"New Yorkers never smile"
"Why would we? You're there"
The delivery is perfect
Brennan is giving LIFE to this channel.
His acting is so goooood. I haven't felt this much intensity since grant was the waiter in date night. Haha
I think he’ll be gone soon. He’s way too talented for this channel.
Nope
YES. just came to the comments to say this.
he's fucking great
3:17 that “ I was barely the same person when I stepped out” the way he said that was just wow
I don't like it how I can relate to that statement more than anything.
I do live in NYC
I love the way he said it, he would make the perfect villain
@@DMFM71 Its like the joker or riddler lmaooo
the CHUCKLE is what gets me.
The said was indeed wow.
You’re not from New York if you haven’t seen a whole trash on the ground.
Fastboy478 why is your pfp perfect for that
manny frias idk bro that’s just how things are
LMAO right
I only visited NYC once and I saw two whole trashes
What do you mean by whole trash I don’t get it
Holy shit that line about Santa Con hits harder when you realize he made a D&D Campaign that explained Santa Con was just a gathering of failed Santa Clause clones
What?!
@@Volatile127 Unsleeping City is basically Brennan's homage to NYC
Puddle so deep it takes you to a new dimension
"New Yorkers never smile"
"Why would they, you're there."
Roasted.
"I have stepped in puddles so deep and so cold, I was barely the same person by the time I stepped out"
That's definitely happened to me before.
Hahahahaha best part of the vid
Chilling the way he said that. Serious Joker vibes
I know this is about New York but that line was such a Canada mood
Syd Perkins nah fam. If you ever stepped foot outside of manhattan and into Brooklyn or queens on a February or April, it’s like stepping out of a lake
“I’m a little scared cause I saw a little rat lay a little egg in a little vagrant’s open wound” 🤣🤣
And this was the moment when the "The Unsleeping City" idea begin.
Please
No
btw rats are mammals, they don't lay eggs
@@fireplace2330 can imagine that the rats from The Nutcracker, working in a different way!
3:05 Ally is trying so hard not to laugh when he jumps on the armrest. Never noticed that before 😂
Neither did I lol
Brennan's delivery of that line at 2:44 "Because you weren't... *strong enough.*" is actually top-tier. I love him.
Everyone expresses their love for Brennan. I just want to give props to the sound mixer who set the mood of this video. Great job, man!
Most underrated in all things audio
The sound mixer was also Brennan. They mix for their own skits!
@@Gr8erThan8 The sound mixer is (if you had checked the description, you'd know this) Anthony Kozlowski. Give the man the GODDAMN CREDIT HE DESERVES
"I saw a little rat lay a little egg inside a little vagrant's open knife wound"
Poetry
Seriously. Coming from LA, the only reason we don't see this as frequently is because it's a spread out city.
I should hope their not laying eggs because rodents don't lay eggs or that just new York rats?
He's probably talking about flying rats
Cole Garland Q
Daniel rogers he probably saw a cockamouse
As an "upstate" New Yorker, usually people hear me say I'm from New York, they assume I mean NYC and start hating on NYC. So not only are they making fun of NYC, they literally are just making fun of a place I'm not from. It's awkward. Stay strong NYC.
same but western ny
And then they call western NY also upstate NY 😭😭@@wickedburnout6876
@@wickedburnout6876 hello my brother
I am also a new yorker but i am also not from NYC.
Even when I specify "upstate New York," people assume I mean Albany. Like, my mom had to drive us 2 hours SOUTH to visit cousins in Albany ;)
New York's not "upstate" until you get to the snowmobile rednecks on the border of Canada.
“ Deep down you wanted to love it, but you couldn’t, because you weren’t strong enough “ that’s way I love the NYC
I felt it when thinking about why people like to hate on media that was popular but they couldn't like...
I admit it. Im not strong enough to love New York
I'm not strong enough to justify $2000 a month for a cramped apartment with roommates, but NY is fine. There are plenty of legit critiques to make about it, but it would be nice if American as a whole work on decentralizing certain things mainly associated with cities like NY and LA. Like you shouldn't have to only live in those places for certain industries for the number of tradeoffs there can be. It would be dope to have access to some kind of high speed rail system that would better facilitate people living where they want vs where they're going to get the most opportunities.
@@normandy2501 I agree with everything you said. 2k is a small crappy apt with at least 2 roommates to make things somewhat affordable, is way to much for anyone to live with. My mortgage payment doesn’t even break $660.
I miss NYC for all great locals, places and events and would love for America to finally catch up to the rest of the world on mass transit/speed rail.
"I've got museums on my block like you've got Crackerbarrels on your interstate!"
So damn true
jilly bean
God i could use some of those awesome biscuits
I watched this video whilst being at a crackle barrel and nearly died
As a ohioan I am offended and but now also hungry. Also OH-
Elizabeth Ridenbaugh I feel compelled to say IO
Brennan is god damn incredible
Seriously, he's freakin' awesome.
Hes killing it!!!
He is THE BEST.
Glory to Brennan
2 of their best sketches have him. Tide pod CEO and basic defender.
“After I look up how to roast it in the encyclopedia of places nobody gives a shit about” is a hard ass line
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Brennan is an amazing actor
he does crazy REALLY well
Crazy well?
Not just crazy, he also plays sane and relateable really well like in his CEO skits.
He might do crazy well but Grant does creepy way better
“Deep down you wanted to love it, but you weren’t strong enough.” +1
*nobody gets to insult New York except for New Yorkers*
true
yeah that totally makes sense 😂👍🏼
Ceniloar i agree
New York City is a disease and crime ridden cesspit, that needs to be firebombed. See, I just insulted your little city. Lol. Get rekt m8!!
Arminius of Germania lol who says git rekt m8 anymore?
I'm born and raised NYC and going to school in Brooklyn and I felt this in my bones. I can't count the number of bumble jerks who have called New York disgusting and dirty even tho their block is literally just dirt.
Oh and all the people claiming that new york isnso bad, that that's reason so many people are leaving for other states...
Yeah, it's cuase theychate liivng in new york so they're leaving tocgo to backwards rurql bumfuck nowheres where the hills have eyes and contmainated genomes
To live in one bedroom mud huts for 900k dollars
Where half the local utilities are no better than a barely functioning trailer park.
Literally everyone who's been to Cincinnati has talked about how bad it is.
Thing is, nobody goes there anyways
I'm from there just stay away, it sucks
Yup. I’m from Ohio and I can confirm Cinci is the arsehole of our state.
It's Me Again slow your roll there bud. Aren’t you forgetting about Cleveland?
The chilli is pretty fire
I'm born, raised and live in NYC, and every word out of Brennan's mouth is 100% true.
That's a damn fact
Sounds like someone is salty they live in New York
I can confirm this
BIRDIECHANNEL same
hardly
The way Americans talk about new York is how the rest of he world talks about America
Oh damn
It's sad because it's true
That's because the rest of the world thinks New York is America.
True
Except New York doesn't really poke it's nose in the internal affairs of other parts of America and kill them for oil.
3:30 Ally’s oscar worthy moment
Brennan is the funniest person in CH now. All of his sketches are gold and everything he is involved in is funny
Since he's new he has new and fresh ideas. College Humor is back
I want Brennan in every CollegeHumor video!! Man, he's the best! I want to see the outtakes of Brennan shouting and whispering into Ally's ear 🤣
Ramya P my last name is Brennan :)
Fact: Brennan was able to briefly convert Ally into a straight women by talking into her ear.
@@RebornLegacy maybe Grant taught him that. KnowWhatImSaying?
Rayma P Kinky
Totally agree
"I've stepped in puddles so deep, and so cold, that I was barely the same person when I finally stepped out." That was some Cthulhu level Lovecraftian horror shit man. I was barely the same person after hearing it. :-)
As a New Yorker this is by far my FAVORITE CH video. It expressed all of my feelings in less 5 minutes. Digital gold.
Lmao this is exactly how I feel about LA, where I'm from
Me too
Yeappp
yo I'm from Albany, and people forget we exist like all the time. nobody believes that New York isn't the capital. it's very annoying and sad
@@mollyotoole8232 I feel you bro. At this point NY just means NYC
*Love the way he said "You weren't STRONG ENOUGH~"*
"I've got museums on my block, like you've got cracker barrels on your interstate"
*Hahahaha*
As someone who partially grew up in Cincinnati, I cannot fathom someone being that cheerful about being from there.
BRENNAN SAVED THIS CHANNEL!
About god damn time too. Ever since the old cast quit, this channel/site has been dying.
Agreed, along with Ally and Rafael
I mean yeah
Crim truly
I agree
“New Yorkers never smile”
“That’s because you’re there”
Biggest roast of the year 🤣
Ally's face of torment as Brennan describes Santacon is priceless.
"Im scared because I saw a little rat lay a little egg into some vagrants open knife wound" IM DYING!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Sounds about right, New York is basically the testing ground for modern civilization. Nothing quite makes you question everything you thought was beautiful about nature until you watch a seagull swallow a rat whole
“New Yorkers never smile”.. No shit, because you’re there” lmfao I am DEAD
OMG THE LITTLE DANCE “several museums?! Ooooh several museums!!!” I’m weak 😂
"What about the one-horse rust-bucket piece-of-shit you crawled out of? They got covered wagons there yet?"
Never seen a man be destroyed in so few words
Oh my goodness 😂
Hey. we’ve had horse covered wagons for 30 years now
Brennan is my favorite CH staffer 😅😂
I was going to post that, but figured I’d find somebody else already said it...second comment in and yup. Couldn’t agree more.
This is really messed up
Brennan doesn't deserve this treatment. You tell those SJWs Brennan hahaha! Please Brennan go to WeTheInternet they make real comedy!
joel cleare I started watching college humor because of his first appearance
Brennan looks like Elon musk
Wheres mike
I love the whole CH Cast, but I swear Brennan is on a whole new level, he is so good!
Whenever I watch a Brennan skit I have to carefully time my sips of water so as not to choke.
This sketch genuinely shows how incredible Brennan's range is as an actor. He deserves to be in movies.
Brennan is gonna hit it big in the next 5 years, mark my words
Hope so
If he wanted to return to NYC, I imagine SNL could use him
I was thinking the same thing 10-15 minutes ago, I shit you not. I want to see him on the big screen.
What is the car in your profile picture
I wanna invest
“There was a trash on the floor!”
*gasp* “a WHOLE trash?!”
“A whole trash.”
haha wow, you also watched the video?
Crazy.
Quoting a favourite bit so others can share their enjoyment of and thoughts on the said bit is a UA-cam tradition, so it's funny to see the one person who doesn't get that ironically call the OP stupid.
Brennan canonically wrote this skit as an excuse to get to rant angrily about New York so millions of viewers would have to listen to him 😂😂😂
I see Brennan in thumbnail, I click
What a simple man
100% true
You know what? Same. Honestly I didn't even want to watch this video but I kept seeing Brennan's face so I caved.
Simple as that
Hiring him is the best thing CH has done in YEARS
“STAY HOME AND IT’LL BE LESS CROWDED”....... Veeeeeery different context in 2020.
I mean I feel for all the businesses that rely on tourism but there was a certain serenity and beauty of empty New York during the lockdown. Also the Sky has never been so blue
Evo's Basics I live in Charlotte, which I know is vastly different from New York, but I felt the same way. There was a tranquil quality to seeing an environment that is normally chaotic empty like a clean slate.
It HAS been less crowded 😭😭😭 I feel guilty to say it because of the reason why but I can’t lie it’s been nice.
Why does Brennan remind me of the villain from the Incredibles?
IncrediBrennan!
He is a ginger ninger
Hahaha. Oh my God, he does!!
Syndrome!
Because hes ginger?
Brennan is AMAZING at acting deranged I love it. This and 'Lying to have something in common' - he's awesome in it
Brennon always plays the guy who has to defend generally made fun of things
hes good at it
@@crispy7335 ikr
"Nobody smiles in New York."
"THATS BECAUSE YOURE HERE!!!"
I always think about that line when people talk about things that they are bothered by but also causing.
As a proud former New Yorker that had to move to Omaha Nebraska, all I can say to my fellow New Yorkers is
Enjoy the public transit while you can.😡
h
Nebraska? More like Ne-trash-ska.. amirite? Lmao NYC! East coast til I die!
I've been in the us for 3 years and the only time I've used public transport was when i visited NYC. Tho when I go to china(cause I'm chinese) my parents and me fucking use that shit all the time. I've used more buses while in china in 1 day than I've ever done in the US
@@ryudelafuego3051 no shit! Even if the doctor/dentist wait time is shorter I'd still choose New York over Nebraska any day
You could go back. As a native Pennsylvanian, we would be ecstatic if New Yorkers left PA to go back. It's funny, nyc folks leave to get away and instantly try to turn their new location into nyc by attempting to implement the same policymaking ideals, as I'd they've forgotten why they left in the first place.
In all seriousness, NYC sucks, but I'll take any East Coast city over San Francisco. One weekend was enough of that, no thank you.
3:04 I like how it kinda looks like Ally can't stop smiling. It's like that jump wasn't really planned but had to go with it and was trying not to break character
2:16 As a Long Islander, I’m offended
..But yeah, that’s pretty accurate
Bridge and Tunnel- he should have mentioned NJ too.
Same
Long Island and NJ are something on a whole different category. Now I live in Queens but it's boring as shit in most areas of Queens
Same
same
"One time, I even stepped out into SantaCon. And I loved every second of it."
*[The Unsleeping City flashbacks]*
What’s that
@@gamertrask9153 Collegehumor has a sub-channel called Dimension 20 where the cast plays roleplaying games like Dungeons and Dragons. The Unsleeping City is the name of a D&D campaign which Brennan runs which takes place in New York, and the first episode is about SantaCon.
Oh Pete....he never saw it coming
Some guy I know went there once,he saw a drug dealer,a fireman, Misty Moore,a doctor,a hair stylist,and a ratman beat up those santa people.
Wait, SantaCon is a real thing? I thought they made that up for Dimension20.
It's even weirder if you live in rural NY state, because you can never really convince anyone that it's actually rural. They hear "New York" and assume that your shack in Appalachia must be something like Brooklyn.
This is too real shoutout to all my upstate homies
Trueeeee
I live in Brooklyn and no shit even happens over here either 😒
High five man! I have a habit of making people imagine me as a city kid despite how horribly rural my hometown is.
Yeah I'm not from USA and I wasn't aware NY had rural areas, I knew they had like suburbs but not many. To be honest most of my knowledge about NY is from Friends haha
Everything from "sEVeral mUseUmS" to the end makes me cry laugh 😂😂😂
This makes me want to watch “The Unsleeping City” every single time.
Brennan is no lie the best actor CH has had in all its time
Josh Ruben was pretty good
Better than Streeter?
Josh is also very good
I like Katie but that's just me
Trap is great, but Brennan is awesome
I lived in NYC for 4 years. I can confirm it’s a hologram. Keep asking questions
Lol, jet fuel can't melt holographic steel beams.
excuse me XD
How is it projected?
Rofl
The next hard hitting question is if you had acid for those 4yrs
This sketch is FANTASTIC!!! CH keeps coming up more and more ways to show us how great and crazy Brennan is and how we didn't deserve him but God gave him to us anyway!
3:16 Brennan! AAAHH! This moment made me want to go on a 4-hour D&D campaign/world-building spree about a man who steps into a deep, cold puddle and emerges changed forever. That VOICE, man. KILLER delivery.
It’s even more impressive because I’ve experienced that very phenomenon, and he captures it _perfectly_
It was bloody brilliant.
Such a talented actor!
Basically Dimension 20: The Unsleeping City lmao
Dont rest your head
You would enjoy the unsleeping city
Respect to Brennan for using the word Block instead of street.
What an achievement that must be huh
Deadass
Stormtrooper 2323 it speaks to the authenticity of the character as presented. For example where as in most other areas within large cities it might be said that something is down the street in New York everything is down the block.
@@NotThatGuy_YepThatGuy i mean what respect hes from new york already i wouldn't give two shits if someone from LA said street it just says a lot of new yorkers and their egos im from LA but Chicago tbh has better pizza
Stormtrooper 2323 everyone is always debating over New York pizza or Chicago pizza but they always forget that St. Louis has their own pizza :(
A WHOLE TRASH?!?!?!?
A whole trash..
On the GROUND
its so nice of brennan to single handedly carry colleghumor on his back
Brannon is literally the best thing that happened to college humor in a long time.
@JAY KRISSY, omg you are the first person who knows him! In years!
This is a straight fact. If you can't enjoy New York you're not strong enough to love it
I do think Im too weak to live there but I think youre oversimplifying it. People have different preferences. Some people just like quiet with lots of air. Some people like houses with big backyards. You cant assume theyre all weak either, it really is just a preference, personality difference, and how people grew up. Lets face it. Most new yorkers wont be able to live as a farmer in the midwest either. Because they arent used to it. They arent used to the work or the lack of stimulants. Technically you could be weak for not being able to handle quiet, patience, or boredom too. Monk life might not appear arduous but Im not strong enough for that either. At the same time I can appreciate it. Now Im rambling but I just dont like the "look at me Im so tough that everyone else is weak" mentality youre promoting. You can be tough in some ways and weak in others.
Agreed
I feel the same way about London dude. It’s like the New York of the UK.
Or rich. Rich people can enjoy the city without any of the bad stuff
@@sanderflop yeah, NYC is a great place to live if you are young and single, or Rich. Very hard to raise a family on an average wage.
Man Brennan just simply steals any scene he's in
This may be his magnum opus.
messaoud rahmani he really does
Well in a scene where he has 95% of the dialogue it's kinda hard not to.
@@uberpownage3577 have you seen Jake and Amir? Amir had 95% of the dialogue but they "shared the screen"
@@CoryMck FALSE