Uruk Skips Leg Day

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  • Опубліковано 9 вер 2024
  • I think my legs are broken!
    This game shows the real internal struggle that ensues from dying horribly with all your family then being possessed by some weird morally ambiguous devil creature who has a rather concerning obsession with acquiring and possessing Ring™.
    Join Talface and Brimby as they journey across the Land of Shadow in an attempt to conquer it to ... save it - or Middle Earth - or their eternal souls?
    Whatever just enjoy sexy spider lady.
    If you don't LIKE this video then I don't know you and I don't care to know you...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 31

  • @Wheelchair_Sam551
    @Wheelchair_Sam551 5 місяців тому +45

    He stubbed his toe on the way down

  • @cabbagyboi9129
    @cabbagyboi9129 4 місяці тому +36

    I had an archer captain try to retreat, yelling something along the lines of “I won’t let some Tark kill me!” Then proceeded to jump off the tower we were on and die. I was laughing about that one for days

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita  4 місяці тому +1

      Ladders are clearly for weak man-things I guess?

    • @heir_of_clan_sakai
      @heir_of_clan_sakai 5 днів тому

      He was like I am taking my own life
      He died with honour 😭

  • @xoxan5599
    @xoxan5599 5 місяців тому +15

    Died of broken knees

  • @greatscottbatman7470
    @greatscottbatman7470 26 днів тому +1

    Imagine the dialogue if he cheated death “Manshine, the pain I had to endure when stubbing my toe will be nothing compared to what I’m about to do to you. GAWHHH”

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita  26 днів тому +2

      As long as it comes complete with a little toe bandage that would be perfect

  • @notanonymous3976
    @notanonymous3976 2 місяці тому +2

    after being injured with no way of outrunning a wraith his best course of action was to play dead

  • @King710.
    @King710. 3 місяці тому +8

    He needs some milk

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita  3 місяці тому +1

      There isn’t much of that where he’s going

    • @antcmo_2
      @antcmo_2 Місяць тому +1

      dunno, his dad said he'll be back with some

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita  Місяць тому

      @antcmo_2 I do wonder if it’s genetic…

  • @TheGreatestWorldFox
    @TheGreatestWorldFox 3 місяці тому +3

    My legs are OK

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita  3 місяці тому

      As long as you don’t jump of a huge platform after being cursed by a man-thing they’ll probably continue to be ok

  • @komilyusupov5740
    @komilyusupov5740 5 місяців тому +7

    Im playingthrough this game,amazing really

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita  5 місяців тому +1

      In my top 10 games of all time definitely, it always achieves the perfect balance between a sandbox “big” game and a replay able experience where you know what you’re getting.
      What do I mean by that? Has anyone seriously tried to 100% an assassins creed game more than once?
      I’ve done this game 3 times

    • @Ace2014Ace
      @Ace2014Ace 4 місяці тому +1

      Not sure if removing the micro transaction made it better or just the same. Xp modifiers were the only thing worth possibly using.

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita  4 місяці тому

      @@Ace2014Ace Whilst I don’t agree with the principle of day 1 DLC, micro transactions etc.
      In this game it really wasn’t that bad, I beat the full original shadow wars with barely any grinding - since before that you should have upgraded your fortresses/captains anyway.
      And yeah, those captains you bought just die instantly in the fight pit anyway, so the xp boost is the only thing useful.

    • @Ace2014Ace
      @Ace2014Ace 4 місяці тому

      @@professionalfoita as I said, xp was the only thing to even consider. But they did intentionally put a level pay wall in the game. Now without the ability to pay it's just a grind wall. Shadow of Mordor was just better paced with leveling because it was designed to not have the pay option.

  • @PancakeBoi
    @PancakeBoi 5 місяців тому +5

    "Ayo the pizza here!"

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita  5 місяців тому

      If it helps I’m sure his ears were burning at the time

    • @hans3519
      @hans3519 4 місяці тому

      And we best not say what he must have said right as he fell

    • @King710.
      @King710. 3 місяці тому

      Pizza time

  • @G1Grimlock94
    @G1Grimlock94 12 днів тому +2

    Doomed 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita  11 днів тому

      Doomed to be the laughing stock at the Uruk dinner table

  • @moatezmoussi9751
    @moatezmoussi9751 Місяць тому +1

    😂😂

  • @PRESTOL_IGROKA
    @PRESTOL_IGROKA 3 місяці тому

    Прохожу эту игру