This show just gets better and better. I dont watch much TV but recently watched some car shows to see what's on, and it blows me away how much better this is than TV! Keep it up dudes!
I still think Clarkson and Hammond's line about the Quattroporte is one of the best lines in TV history. "It is like a 3 year old child, it's really annoying most of the time, but if someone tried to take it from you, you'd kill them."
Freddie: Touches his car and pieces fall off. Tyler with the biggest smile on his face: Merry Christmas! 🤣 How does Freddie always end up with the crappiest car?
1998 Toyota Camry owner here. You don’t know what you’re missing. Because I don’t have to worry about my car, I have more time to work on organizing my stamp collection.
Tavarish, I've been watching you for a couple years now and have to say in the only way I can, congratulations!!!! Not necessarily on your success because that was bound to happen. But on being the kind of man that truly deserves to be where he's at. Not many like you in the world and I appreciate being able to watch a man like you succeed. What you did for Jared was truly inspiring and I just wanted to say it. I watch not necessarily because of the build but because a good man is doing it. I wish you all the best and more. I'm sure you've made your dreams a reality so what ever they've become now I'm sure you'll reach that goal as well. Sincerely. Graham
Wizard putting all his efforts into making the cars as perfect as possible and removing all the electrical and mechanical issues... Tylor: "I can make it whistle"
Just discovered your channel and I must say I’m impressed. From the builds to the way it’s produced and explained especially for someone who knows just the basics of mechanics. Can’t wait to watch more episodes. Keep it up!!!
@@tavarish DEXTER was the serial killer in the show called DEXTER and his Dark passenger is his alter ego who is the killer inside of him . Lmao I'm kind of a nerd🤷♂️
As a semi-professional driver myselfe, I stopped the video to comment on Ed's faboulos driving. First time that I see a UA-camr actually kows how to drive a car insted of just buying and flooring them on the straights. Good one Ed! :)
Truly the old-school “Top Gear” challenges we’ve been missing. (Ed’s DEFINITELY the “Clarkson” of this troupe.) Merry Christmas to you boys and your respective families!
@@brianspenst1374 no, Hoovie is Hammond. He isn’t quite as adept as Freddy (who is obviously May, he knows his stuff mechanically), but is getting there. Much more adept than Ed/Clarkson, (who is pretty much almost entirely inept at mechanical work.)
You know to be totally honest, you three would make an excellent TopGear-esque crew. I've never considered it before but this just makes it clear as day that this is the kinda stuff yall should be doing.
I hope it stays here. Just look at what happened with roadkill. The show was doing great and motortrend decided to take it to their website and put it behind a paywall.. that’s when that show died..
Ed Bolian is one of the funniest people, man. 25:40 "It's like...a Megan Markle situation. You told me I was going to be a princess and now we're in the middle of forrest in Missouri." 😂
@@grahamgedge2185 we are shocked that in 2020 there is still a monarchy at all. Don’t understand the point of it, what they do, or why so many give a crap about them.
We couldn't be prouder of this season folks, and we truly hope love it as much as us. Ed, Freddy, and Tyler are fantastic hosts and they really shine this season. Happy Holidays everyone!
@@thehappyplaguedoktor He is the King of Car Trek Production. I dont know what role that translates to traditionally but Thomas does a lot of everything extremely well.
@@thehappyplaguedoktor I’m the just part of the amazing field team and I supervise post production on the series. It’s been an honor to work with this team.
I feel it needs to be said. "Before you skip this video, let me tell you why my product sucks" is a brilliant youtube ad. Freakin brilliant. I did not watch the ad.
As much as I love this, I can’t wait to see the show the three of you are going to make once Netflix, Amazon, or whoever gives you a deal. All that extra money for a show is going to be awesome!
@@EdBolian that's why we love the show! If you had writers for the show you wouldn't have over half a million views in 8 hours because the show wouldn't be the same!
Was looking forward to this episode. Absolutely loved it. The Rolls Royce got air off that jump. Never thought that a car that heavy could do that. Ed,Freddie, Hoovie great job.
Fun fact “Mona” means dumb in Italian 😂 I don’t think that’s the case cause Mona was probably the name of the 1st owner..but it’s just hilarious to see that 😂
Props to the production crew for providing helmets from the Spaceballs movie. Props also go to the cast for not taking them off despite not needed them anymore. Well done!
It's nice to see Hoovie not get screwed over the most from the start, but at the same time I know Freddy can actually fix things even if he got the worst if it.
Love the metaphores @ Ed !! And also- whether it is acting or not- I see 3 different people with 3 different characters, which is what all tv car shows so dearly miss these days. Some call it chemistry, and that is something that 'just happens'.
Sittin' here on Christmas day with two old animals (fed and content), missing my friends (alive and dead) and family, this cheered me up immensely, thank you all, and best wishes from the great PNW Canada!
THANK YOU, Autotempest for sponsoring this series! It is so well done! And thanks Tavarish, for putting it on your channel, where now I have to figure out which of your videos to watch... Looks like the Supra video will have to wait for 30 minutes or so! ;)
Will only ever be close to Top Gear once the producers learn how to edit for an international audience. S2 was good content-wise but was plagued by continual loud music when not necessary which is typical of US television but almost universally disliked by other demographics.
Anyone getting the distinct impression Hoovie may not have Tavarish's best interests - or at the very least his health - at heart? Don't lose that rosary Freddie!
“The Engine Light isn’t on, that’s good..” Nope, but you’re AirBag light is on, probably a Clock-Spring......those are fun on a Audi....good thing these are junkers and not your daily drivers 😂✌🏻
This show just gets better and better. I dont watch much TV but recently watched some car shows to see what's on, and it blows me away how much better this is than TV! Keep it up dudes!
AAAAH! I'M FANBOYING RIGHT NOW! HI CHRIS
Chrisssss
dude youre here
when is the del sol turbo
do you still have the del sol ??"
It would be cool if you repair the cars at the end of the trek after they thrash them.
Yeah, that 40 seconds driving round a tree was just riveting! 🙄
I still think Clarkson and Hammond's line about the Quattroporte is one of the best lines in TV history. "It is like a 3 year old child, it's really annoying most of the time, but if someone tried to take it from you, you'd kill them."
Some friendly Christmas season advice: the gift of terrible cars is the gift that keeps on…ruining your life in the most entertaining of ways!
Indeed
I’ve been waiting for this for so long
Hi
Thank you guys Ed, Freddy , hoovie & of coarse AutoTempest for providing this awesome series for all us car guy UA-cam viewers!!
Don't forget your jackets this Christmas it's gonna be a cold one😉
Freddie: Touches his car and pieces fall off.
Tyler with the biggest smile on his face: Merry Christmas! 🤣
How does Freddie always end up with the crappiest car?
He's their James May
@@dasmole4804 he is the warranty
@@dasmole4804 once in a blue moon manages to get the best but almost always gets the worst
Car Trek: Where no hooptie has gone before.
Dang you aren’t verified?
Weeeeezard ❤️
How is the beard of knowledge not verified yet...
@@KayJblue lol same comment 🤣
There he is!
I may need to listen better but sometimes you hear what you want to. Who would have wanted us in reliable cars?
Not a single person Ed (I see that skillful jacket wearing to show the VINWIKI shirt lol)
Ya. That would be less great. Not terrible cause y’all are awesome but, ya.
3 pentos would have been great.
1998 Toyota Camry owner here. You don’t know what you’re missing. Because I don’t have to worry about my car, I have more time to work on organizing my stamp collection.
No way !
freddy looking back at the rolls when ed says “a few hundred miles” is absolutely priceless.
@@dont6927 you’re actually so stupid
I was thinking the same thing! Im cry laughing
Literally one of my favorite moments 😂
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Check out my new Christmas song (2020) ua-cam.com/video/i25f4gz2UO0/v-deo.html ♡♡
Tavarish, I've been watching you for a couple years now and have to say in the only way I can, congratulations!!!! Not necessarily on your success because that was bound to happen. But on being the kind of man that truly deserves to be where he's at. Not many like you in the world and I appreciate being able to watch a man like you succeed. What you did for Jared was truly inspiring and I just wanted to say it. I watch not necessarily because of the build but because a good man is doing it. I wish you all the best and more. I'm sure you've made your dreams a reality so what ever they've become now I'm sure you'll reach that goal as well. Sincerely. Graham
T-O-varish!!!must be right))
I've just discovered this channel recently. What did he do for Jared?
This is what everyone wanted American Top Gear to be
@@robbiepmusic Agreed. These guys don’t have a lot of charisma going on.
Not the Top Gear we need...but the Top Gear we deserve...
Yes
What are you talking about this is the American top gear
I see no lies
The fact that we get to see full blown production on UA-cam now a days is amazing. Such a good show!
THANKS to ED, Freddy, Hoovie & of coarse AutoTempest for making this awesome cartrek series for us UA-cam car guy viewers!!
That Maserati is one hell of a lovely looking car!
6:33
Ed - "Build it better"
Tavarish - 'Visible pain'....
26:38
Ed’s off-road drifting skills on display perfectly!!
Again another AMAZING episode!! Always Gets better with time!!
Wizard putting all his efforts into making the cars as perfect as possible and removing all the electrical and mechanical issues...
Tylor: "I can make it whistle"
Is that read more thing a troll? I can’t click it!
@@dont6927 Ok. I won't 😊.
Advertising idiots.
ua-cam.com/video/HIPsDrMgUb0/v-deo.html
Just discovered your channel and I must say I’m impressed. From the builds to the way it’s produced and explained especially for someone who knows just the basics of mechanics. Can’t wait to watch more episodes. Keep it up!!!
Bolian is such a gem. He cracks me up
The Santa saying “ho ho ho” is actually Scotty Kilmer laughing
They should edit that in
Bring all the UA-cam celebs in on this
.... for ‘prostitutes’? They don’t have any in Tennessee... do they? And 3!? (Ho ho ho)
He would say buy a Toyota Celica
Rev up your hoopties!
@@LiveFreeOrDieDH it’s mr sparkle
*I love this series, and the other ones as well. Perfection!*
This is literally top gear but on UA-cam
Don't read my PROFILE PICTUre :)
Ik your board, here’s sum to watch ua-cam.com/video/9NbWue0Ggew/v-deo.html
They are too scripted for my taste.
Why does the guy in the Audi always have that "I am taking a shit" look on his face?
Great job guys. I enjoy watching the nod to old Top Gear and keeping the spirit alive in these shows.
Ed's off road chuckles sounds like Burt Reynolds laughter in Cannonball Run...
His idol by chance?
Don't read my PROFILE PICTUre :)
"Not since the axis powers have the italians and german joined forces in such a terrible way" and I died laughing.
RIP
As a war history nerd i died.
Clarkson said that years ago. Seriously.
Yes,Mussolini and Hitler.Such a terrible combination :)
@@VailingGoose Hitler's mustache was too funny and mussolini looked naked without one
“A. Relationship doomed as a bachelor marriage” BEST LINE EVER
That is a great one, but I think "I'm sure it healed itself" to Freddy had me actually rolling.
@@OutsideDuhBox then don't watch my guy
We need more seasons of this three buying bad cars!
Freddie:"I think he's dead..."
Ed:"we"ll have a simple ceremony.."
Top quote of car trek season 3 Ep. 1!
The Mesothelioma Express: we have reached peak Ed
I still don't know what the Dexter's dark passenger and Cindy Lou Who's Christmas cheer was all about. It sounded smart though
I think Freddy spelled her name right😂😂😂😂
@@tavarish Cindy loo, the girl in the grinch who stole Christmas
@@tavarish
DEXTER was the serial killer in the show called DEXTER and his Dark passenger is his alter ego who is the killer inside of him . Lmao I'm kind of a nerd🤷♂️
Marcus Hill I can and will joke about anything and you can’t stop me
Jesus Christ Ed’s driving in that rally was insane
i was waiting for a side plant tree slide
Channeling his inner Jezza
As a semi-professional driver myselfe, I stopped the video to comment on Ed's faboulos driving. First time that I see a UA-camr actually kows how to drive a car insted of just buying and flooring them on the straights. Good one Ed! :)
...but I also laughed and held my tummy when I saw Tavarish actually sending it over the jump! Oh god, this poor brik of a car, that was perfect! xD
What an absolute Mad lad
You all have a sense of humor and a friendship that I am in search of every day. Yall are awesome and I love watching cartrek.
Truly the old-school “Top Gear” challenges we’ve been missing. (Ed’s DEFINITELY the “Clarkson” of this troupe.) Merry Christmas to you boys and your respective families!
Is Tavarish going to be Hammond? He is the shortest and is the only one who knows how to work on cars.
@John Gilbert yes
@@brianspenst1374 no, Hoovie is Hammond. He isn’t quite as adept as Freddy (who is obviously May, he knows his stuff mechanically), but is getting there. Much more adept than Ed/Clarkson, (who is pretty much almost entirely inept at mechanical work.)
@@FrankieProkop Yeah I feel like Ed's Clarkson, Hoovie's a mix of Clarkson and Hammond and Freddie's a mixture of May and Hammond.
@UCS3SuLaUAm49utAsHI3Lt8Q ed-clarkson
Tavarish-may
Hoovie- hammond
Thank you AutoTempest for sponsoring this series. I've switched all my car browsing over to you because of your ongoing support of Car Trek.
And also because of how handy the site is, right?? 😉
@@autotempest I do like the interface, but I have submitted suggestions through your questionnaire as well.
@@BB030593 awesome, thank you!
"Not since the axis powers have the italians and Germans joined force in such a terrible way"... easily the best joke in the episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i thought they had a very smart joke with the narrator mentioning a grand tour.
When did he say that?
@@alexj.5207 revealing the Audi in the beginning
@@philclarke7712 yes, but doesn't make it less funny. This show is better than Top Gear, both versions (in their current formats)
"It smells like the Mesothelioma Express in here" is my new catchphrase
They don’t use asbestos in modern cars.
@@TheSteinbitt did...did you watch the video? I'm just quoting Ed is all.
You know to be totally honest, you three would make an excellent TopGear-esque crew. I've never considered it before but this just makes it clear as day that this is the kinda stuff yall should be doing.
They are the new good top gear
"A tour, most grand" in the intro... me thinks they are aware haha
Hope you all enjoy the series as much as we did making it!
Yess!!
Definitely
Hey Jared !
we do turned out great
You are the best Jared!
I am Italian and the name “Mona” literally means “idiot” 😂
So basically Mona Lisa means dumb lisa?
@@mikepretzer7780 "Monna" short for Madonna, like the singer ;) Instead, Mona = pussy or moron in dialect
Credo si possa definire come stupido, vagina, verbi interi😂
@@son3mendo actually Mona goes back to Monna that goes back to Madonna that meant “La mia donna” or “my woman” in Latin if I remember correctly
@@mikepretzer7780 yeah 😂
When the dash fell on Tavarish I died laughing 😂
The production value and ease in front of the camera is shining. I could definitely see this going further than youtube. At least I hope so.
Production values have been going up on each iteration. Legitimately a great show!
I kinda of hope it doesn't go farther, only because we'd have to wait longer between seasons😂
It’s just a pity that it’s an exact knock off of Top Gear. And American, and therefore worse.
I hope it stays here. Just look at what happened with roadkill. The show was doing great and motortrend decided to take it to their website and put it behind a paywall.. that’s when that show died..
@@pomegranatepip2482 a show being american makes it worse?😂
"It's like believing the noises in a casino are actually people winning!" -Ed Bolian
We have begged UA-camrs for ages to make a 'Real' top gear usa, and these guys finally did it
Just discovered Car Trek. You guys are great. Perfect American Top Gear. Far better than UA-cam deserves!
Ed Bolian is one of the funniest people, man. 25:40 "It's like...a Megan Markle situation. You told me I was going to be a princess and now we're in the middle of forrest in Missouri." 😂
It literally killed me. I died laughing at that.
@@CowboyDRT R.I.P. lol
Thanks Donald. After life 5g is nice btw.
Im always curious what america makes of the whole megan markle thing, now i know 😂
@@grahamgedge2185 we are shocked that in 2020 there is still a monarchy at all. Don’t understand the point of it, what they do, or why so many give a crap about them.
We couldn't be prouder of this season folks, and we truly hope love it as much as us. Ed, Freddy, and Tyler are fantastic hosts and they really shine this season. Happy Holidays everyone!
@@thehappyplaguedoktor He is the King of Car Trek Production. I dont know what role that translates to traditionally but Thomas does a lot of everything extremely well.
@@thehappyplaguedoktor I’m the just part of the amazing field team and I supervise post production on the series. It’s been an honor to work with this team.
@@thehappyplaguedoktor nah, Freddie is a Renaissance man. Does everything well, so I don’t have to make him look good.
You all are part of a great team, that brings joy to us everytime we see there’s a new episode...
Thank you ❤️
@@ThomasDurant fantastic job to you and the whole team! Seriously awesome series. Also if you're the team doing Sorted, that's banging too!
Catching air in the rolls was actually impressive af
I feel it needs to be said. "Before you skip this video, let me tell you why my product sucks" is a brilliant youtube ad. Freakin brilliant.
I did not watch the ad.
Ikr some marketing campaigns just reek of mental retardation.
I just noticed that the hubcaps on the Rolls-Royce are from a Ford Crown Victoria
Oh my god, they are
Pure class.
They are not.
Try the crown Vics rims Look like the rolls Royce from the 80$ rims.
Those are original.
Damn, trying to upbadge the Rolls Royce
As much as I love this, I can’t wait to see the show the three of you are going to make once Netflix, Amazon, or whoever gives you a deal. All that extra money for a show is going to be awesome!
Epic!
thanks dude!
@@tavarish the highlight at your car was @11:45 you think it's in bad shape.....and then the dash says adios🙋
Im amazed not one of these is a Mercedes! Bahahahaha @LegitStreetCars
we need alex in the next car trek series 😉
@@tavarish hey. If he’s getting rid of the Audi I could really use the car. Let me know. I’m Chris. Wounded and disabled combat vet.
Well, ten minutes in it looks like Freddy got well and truly shafted lmfao.
5:10 the turkeys like “damn where’d you find this” 😭😭😭i had too
“This car weighs the better part of 3 tons.”
Laughs in Suburban owner.
Atleast suburbans are reliable
Who wrote Ed's dialog? He or she deserves a prize: so many great one liners... The first one about the Germans and Italians had me 🤣...
I did. We can't afford writers!
Ed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@EdBolian that's why we love the show! If you had writers for the show you wouldn't have over half a million views in 8 hours because the show wouldn't be the same!
3 guys having fun in cars, where have I seen that before? 🤔
Joking a part, this is good.
The show just keeps on getting more entertaining . Congrats to the 3 of you! Keep up the great work.
"I'm sure it healed itself" is the best line in this AUTO TEMPEST ad! Love this series!!
"pulled over for boating without a licence" lmfao
Someone is finally doing the Top Gear bit well. Awesome! I was jonesing for some of that kinda comedy for years :D
Was looking forward to this episode. Absolutely loved it. The Rolls Royce got air off that jump. Never thought that a car that heavy could do that. Ed,Freddie, Hoovie great job.
Fun fact “Mona” means dumb in Italian 😂 I don’t think that’s the case cause Mona was probably the name of the 1st owner..but it’s just hilarious to see that 😂
Lol
It also means poo in Venetian dialect. So even more appropriate!
Stavo per scriverlo io 👌🏻😂
So basically the Mona Lisa is the Dumb Lisa? 😂
@@WizKhalia13 actually in italian is monna lisa with 2 n's, it's an archaic form of "milady"
Freddy's still being punished for his liberal interpretation of the purchase price in season one.
this was awesome! VERY Top Gear proper! Ed and Tyler are very entertaining actors too awesome awesome awesome
Freddy: “My mother told me if I don’t have something nice to say, to not say anything”
Freddy: 👁👃🏾👁
And yet again Tyler gets the best car. Man I love that V10 S8.
For the Rolls you’ll need to change Wrench Everyday to Wrench All Day Every Day
11:45 "I don't think this is exactly the right car."
Car: "How dare you!" *Dash cover falls over*
Props to the production crew for providing helmets from the Spaceballs movie. Props also go to the cast for not taking them off despite not needed them anymore. Well done!
One day we will be like “I miss these days”
"I wish we could know we're in the good ole days before we've actually left them" - The Office
Freddy” I don’t wannna drive my car..... best line he’s ever had
It's nice to see Hoovie not get screwed over the most from the start, but at the same time I know Freddy can actually fix things even if he got the worst if it.
@@mangawarrior1 are you okay?
I was waiting for Ed to get to know the forest. He was driving like a mad man and laughing like one too
Ed with two halves of a motor functioning: Yipeeeeeeeeee
"You told me I was going to be a princess and now we're in the middle of a forest in Missouri."
Ed
Hmmmm.....imagine a little girl and a stranger with white van
Best episode of Top Gear in many years! 😆👍👍
6:37 “oh freddy it’s already been on fire a little bit” that killed me 😂
Me: mom can we have top gear
Mom: we have top gear at home
Top gear at home:
I'm barely 2 minutes in and the look of indignace on Ed's face about reliability already has me in stitches.
Love the metaphores @ Ed !! And also- whether it is acting or not- I see 3 different people with 3 different characters, which is what all tv car shows so dearly miss these days. Some call it chemistry, and that is something that 'just happens'.
Sittin' here on Christmas day with two old animals (fed and content), missing my friends (alive and dead) and family, this cheered me up immensely, thank you all, and best wishes from the great PNW Canada!
How to make your friend hate life:
Step one: buy him a used budget Maserati.
The Needless Markup edition.
Idk what your on about that sounds like the best friend ever 🤣.
Don't read my PROFILE PICTUre :)
Clarkson's Mighty Merak
THANK YOU, Autotempest for sponsoring this series! It is so well done! And thanks Tavarish, for putting it on your channel, where now I have to figure out which of your videos to watch... Looks like the Supra video will have to wait for 30 minutes or so! ;)
The production quality is amazing. This should be a tv show
Love this series. the spiritual successor to top gear
Indeed
Will only ever be close to Top Gear once the producers learn how to edit for an international audience. S2 was good content-wise but was plagued by continual loud music when not necessary which is typical of US television but almost universally disliked by other demographics.
What if one day after schrude negotiations the name top gear was involved
Not really, the Grand Tour is the successor, this is just a low cost copy
Definitely agree i like it more than top gear
When Ed was driving the rally coarse he sounded like yoda lol
Final turrrrn mmmmmmm yes
Coarse***
*course
Ed genuinely knew how to drive the shit out of that car
Freddie actually fully sending a rolls that is literally falling apart is just amazing.
Ed is such an animated speaker lol. He’s found his niche and exploited it
“it smells like the mesothelioma express in here” 😂😂😂😂
Just don't breathe you'll be fine.
Anyone getting the distinct impression Hoovie may not have Tavarish's best interests - or at the very least his health - at heart?
Don't lose that rosary Freddie!
"In it's day, this was really something, but that day was a long time ago."
Dude, I feel that, and I only have an A4.
I love my A4!
cries in 2009 a3
that v10 S8 is a car I would love to own
2020 A5 Sportback 😬
It's amazing the whole show was shot in a drive way.
8:32 "In the middle of nowhere." I believe that's the state motto for Missouri.
5 year old on Christmas morning, less excited than Ed going sideways in a Maserati.
The weird kids at school that ate lunch by themselves, 30 years later:
So true
@@EdBolian 😭😭😭😂😂
I'd have sat with Hoovie hands down.
Like Steven glansberg
Yep the jocks who work a McDonald's aren't laughing now these guys can throw away 10k each like a discarded soda can
Freddie’s head in that helmet has me crying 😂😂😂😂
Big thanks to autotempest for support this type of content
Ed makes me literally laugh out loud.
Tyler is one of my favorite UA-camrs
And Tavarish is just spot on......
We need Jared!!! That guys money!! 🤘🏼
6:57 “I want to drive my car!”
That statement made me genuinely laugh 😂
“The Engine Light isn’t on, that’s good..”
Nope, but you’re AirBag light is on, probably a Clock-Spring......those are fun on a Audi....good thing these are junkers and not your daily drivers 😂✌🏻
Love the intro with a homage to The Grand Tour. Awesome gents. Awesome. Million thumbs up from me.
Excellent to see the arrival of a new season of CarTrek!
I like Audi S-cars so I'll be rooting for the S8.
"Too many Vinwiki stories?"😂
So Ed got a Ferrari, Tyler got a Lamborghini and Tavarish got a BMW